STARSCREAM GETS ROASTED

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  • @gabstar2204
    @gabstar2204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    Commenter: Starscream, I've always admired your lustrous finish.
    Starscream: There's something oddly familiar about this....
    Knockout: *clears throat*

    • @BIRTHOFAPHRODITE
      @BIRTHOFAPHRODITE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      OH MY LMAO

    • @skywarp6189
      @skywarp6189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@BIRTHOFAPHRODITE everybody's dying laughter right now...

    • @lazyfox3512
      @lazyfox3512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hales_44344
      @hales_44344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      HAHAHAH-

    • @captainvanghn
      @captainvanghn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me I'm laughing too hard

  • @lockheedx33
    @lockheedx33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Plot twist: Megatron was also rejected by an art school.

    • @nobodyhere6328
      @nobodyhere6328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      gosh i wonder why.....

    • @RocketHarry865
      @RocketHarry865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Because he was a dirt hauler and the cybertronian art schools are open only to high-born

    • @oskarkrolak9523
      @oskarkrolak9523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      holy shit, Megatron is cybertron's Adolf Hitler

    • @ΘεοδώραΕργίνη-γ1ε
      @ΘεοδώραΕργίνη-γ1ε 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He was rejected from poetry school lol

    • @Kinich0000
      @Kinich0000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@oskarkrolak9523 true, because he wanted to rule cybertron and stuff.

  • @BlackLivesMatter23
    @BlackLivesMatter23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    But seriously though, Starscream's reaction to those nice comments was really wholesome.

  • @さくら-l8t
    @さくら-l8t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Hearing Starscream say “Dio Brando” makes me feel accomplished with my life for some reason.

  • @TheOrderEnforcer
    @TheOrderEnforcer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    "I'm sure your parents are proud" My man don't know what our boi DIO been through

    • @animefan2598
      @animefan2598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh noooooo.......

  • @corbettevans7483
    @corbettevans7483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    Starscream: Remember what your therapist said.
    Therapist: Two eyed Shockwave isn't real. He can’t hurt you.
    Two Eyed Shockwave: 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓!?

    • @commandersoundwave2845
      @commandersoundwave2845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😑 Thanks a lot for making Radiowave Prime and Lightwave Prime cry their eyes out, since they're babies!... I'm their mom and their father is Optimus Prime!...

    • @marimusprime2302
      @marimusprime2302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *with a breathless male human voice since I'm possessed by a dead militant human's soul* why you do this to us all, 2 Eyed Shockwave???...

    • @marimusprime2302
      @marimusprime2302 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Dylan Moore basically. Yes. Starscream is screaming in some type of tone...

    • @skywarp6189
      @skywarp6189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ... I AM JUST AS SPEECHLESS RIGHT NOW!....

    • @thundercracker2079
      @thundercracker2079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can't believe that... *mind explodes slightly*

  • @alduin4226
    @alduin4226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    Megatron: Oh no he’s ego is back *reloads shotgun with hate comments*

    • @albertrex6851
      @albertrex6851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Fun fact: Starscream did what Megatron never able to : Rule Cybertron after the War .

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@albertrex6851 I wish the spotlight comics from 2014 were ones that actually more focused on the toy it came with instead of just having them appear in one panel in the background.

    • @doffy35
      @doffy35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      this is a rollercoaster of sadness and joy

    • @B0r3dK
      @B0r3dK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      StarScream: 👌🏻
      Megatron : WE DONE PLAYING WITH YOU TODAY YOU GONNA DIE **Reloads Hate Comedys and Comments **
      StarScream : **Screams Like a Pregnant Siren**

    • @casteddu6740
      @casteddu6740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@albertrex6851 he also also almost killed Optimus Prime single handedly and the only thing that stopped him from succeding was megatron running him over last minute
      That's all I need to know starscream would be a better leader

  • @Randomdude-2051
    @Randomdude-2051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    Everybody’s asking “what idiot plan is Starscream doing"
    But no one‘s asking “how is Starscream doing”
    So Starscream how is your day going

    • @genocidebob3273
      @genocidebob3273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Starscream thanks i finaly killd megatron hes death FOREVER

    • @idkwhatdoyouexpect
      @idkwhatdoyouexpect 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i dont know, im totally not starscream

    • @BIRTHOFAPHRODITE
      @BIRTHOFAPHRODITE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@idkwhatdoyouexpect that ain't s u s at all

    • @idkwhatdoyouexpect
      @idkwhatdoyouexpect 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@BIRTHOFAPHRODITE thank you. Im most definitely not LORD EMPEROR STARSCREAM

    • @BIRTHOFAPHRODITE
      @BIRTHOFAPHRODITE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@idkwhatdoyouexpect yea TOTALLY NOT LORD EMPEROR STARCREAM seems legit lol

  • @kaijuadventures5311
    @kaijuadventures5311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    I love how Starscream just accepts that his movie design is bad.

    • @calandomascharacters...9213
      @calandomascharacters...9213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Isn't bad, I think is something different in some radical way but I like it anyway.

    • @nicklanderholm9994
      @nicklanderholm9994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i know write i couldnt even tell it was starscream

    • @nobodyhere6328
      @nobodyhere6328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i actualy like his movie design. its different. thats how i can tell it appart from its from the movies.

    • @skywarp6189
      @skywarp6189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If Starscream and I and Thundercracker were to be in Five Nights in the Auto-Con Factory, we'd have the same G1 designs but better intelligence and so on. And maybe I'd be in a relationship with my friend Rainbow CelestialFire... but that's if Catie Bowman plans to add us 3 in the game along with her OCs and her 2 favourite Cybertronians and so on... in her game.

    • @bradbradthebrad
      @bradbradthebrad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@skywarp6189 who is rainbow bro

  • @ruthperez19
    @ruthperez19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Roast megatron next we can get back at him for bullying starscream.

    • @technopathic7599
      @technopathic7599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *survivors get free mansions and Lamborghini*

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@technopathic7599 that seems like a waste of money since no-one is gonna win them

    • @tigeradventures1561
      @tigeradventures1561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He ain't built its cus Megatron need emotional support from being leader of decepticons that it's really stressing

    • @Americathecountryhuman
      @Americathecountryhuman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes fleshling want to rule the world with me

    • @Americathecountryhuman
      @Americathecountryhuman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@technopathic7599 0% chance of that

  • @ramilmendoza5392
    @ramilmendoza5392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Fun fact for Star Scream: He was once ruler of ALL Cybertron, but was wise enough to let it all go and
    Live a good time of his life in peace (IDW did this)

    • @Black_Frost212
      @Black_Frost212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Aw good for him

    • @KadenKenz
      @KadenKenz ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He did also rule the Decepticons for a while before that. Until Megatron came back and beat him to a pulp…

    • @jakeutage374
      @jakeutage374 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@KadenKenzAnd he did it out of spite

    • @ashleyfajardo697
      @ashleyfajardo697 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At least he finally got peace

  • @nataliaborys1554
    @nataliaborys1554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    To be fair, Starscream is the most common butt of a joke, but he also has the most fangirls, so it balances out

  • @KaonPrime
    @KaonPrime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    “Oh Adolf Hitler”
    I cannot even. I’m fricken dying.

    • @codyjuhasz1950
      @codyjuhasz1950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same

    • @ilyte1
      @ilyte1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      But you can't die you're Soundwave

    • @rainbowcelestialfire1592
      @rainbowcelestialfire1592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ilyte1 Soundwave means that he is laughing too hard to the point where he can't breathe straightly...

    • @ilyte1
      @ilyte1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rainbowcelestialfire1592 again sound wave does not need to breathe

    • @KilosFoxo
      @KilosFoxo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Soo you will be meeting him then

  • @buffor-664
    @buffor-664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    "That sounds like a compliment, but that's illegal"
    Yep, basically me

  • @RedArmor205
    @RedArmor205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Starscream: Remember what your therapist said
    Therapist: You still owe me 300$ for breaking my windows

  • @silverslayer6262
    @silverslayer6262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    This may not be armada starscream, but any starscream is fine with me.

    • @SaadMuhammadi
      @SaadMuhammadi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      just to be nice his cool

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Any Starscream is a good Starscream
      In theory

    • @lowrangemaniac5326
      @lowrangemaniac5326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Armada Starscream.... My fav one!😍

    • @johnoconnell5004
      @johnoconnell5004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@lowrangemaniac5326 Armada Starscream is a cool character but I honestly perfer his incarnations from G1, Marvel, IDW, and Prime.

    • @EchoDrift540
      @EchoDrift540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yas

  • @theoneandonlydomtoretto974
    @theoneandonlydomtoretto974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Starscream: am I a simp
    Megatron: yes...yes you are

    • @pancho855
      @pancho855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thundercracker: Soundwave is an even bigger simp towards you than Starscream is towards Slipstream, boss.

    • @kittycat2416
      @kittycat2416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Skywarp: agreed...

    • @justsomewritingfan2202
      @justsomewritingfan2202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thats tickeling my Joystick, great comment !
      Wait ... does that mean Soundwave is also a Simp ?
      and Shockwave ?
      and Lugnut ?
      and Tarn ?
      and Sunstorm ?
      *OH MY SPARK THE DECEPTICONS ARE JUST A GAINT TWITTER CHAT*

    • @yesitisilordmegatron9967
      @yesitisilordmegatron9967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes yes you are

    • @pancho855
      @pancho855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justsomewritingfan2202 Shockwave: (clearly embarrassed) SHUT UP, YOU... YOU... MEGATRON IMPOSTOR!

  • @Raage.
    @Raage. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "Its up to you fanfiction writers" He knows..

    • @peckmech
      @peckmech ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He has a wattpad account.

  • @iamweird3919
    @iamweird3919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Honestly, Starscream has always been my favourite. A tsunedere in armada, an unkillable ghost in G1, a total super model in Prime, his voice in Animated was honestly art, Starscream is the greatest transformer in terms of flexibility, tenacity and one liners! The movies did him no justice and the story was rather stale when you ignore the human eliment but even then the story is just plain stupid in its pacing and premise, it's like teen anxt + transformers side gig. Did absolutely no favours for Lord Starscream and instead took away from his impeccable reputation.

  • @terminalvelocityrunner2202
    @terminalvelocityrunner2202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Everyone out here roasting Starscream while I’m having flashbacks to his Marvel Comics iteration’s kill count. Particularly in the Underbase Saga.

    • @RexMK-
      @RexMK- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Comically Overpowered Starscream was so powerfull that he even offlined himself because the writters make him so OP that there was no realitically way of killing him other than that.
      AND the next time Starcream appear he started Onlining other creatures cuz he wanted to do something else

    • @Afanof1
      @Afanof1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Taken off offlined by the Comically powered Starscream

  • @koolkid1381
    @koolkid1381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Starscream: keep stroking
    Me: what the---
    Starscream: my ego
    Me: oohhhh

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And his Dark Saber.

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As you wish ;)

    • @lordmegatrong1918
      @lordmegatrong1918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why did I imagine Starscream having Rumble touch his dìck literally when I read this comment?...

    • @archae108
      @archae108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lordmegatrong1918 lol

    • @lordmegatrong1918
      @lordmegatrong1918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@archae108 random thoughts happen at times. Btw... but lol.

  • @williamkersey7773
    @williamkersey7773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Dear Lord Starscream, Despite all the suffering, you have proven that even the most misunderstood of people can achieve great success and I'm genuinely happy to view you as my role model

  • @slickgotenteen1727
    @slickgotenteen1727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    “Taking megatron poundings”
    So that’s why megatron isn’t on here anymore

    • @slickgotenteen1727
      @slickgotenteen1727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL

    • @ivanivan744
      @ivanivan744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Decepticon HR made him do a class on proper conduct in the workplace?

    • @commandersoundwave2845
      @commandersoundwave2845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Çūrßęd Pęrßøñ welp... I hope that you DON'T go drawing Megatron in a bikini or in any sèxual way now... because his PTSD would kick in if he saw it because of what he had experienced...
      He has experienced being ràped by some male humans and then he got ràped by Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Shockwave, Devastator and Bruticus... after a while after giving birth to 6 Human-Cybertronian hybrid babies! So Megatron has 156 babies to take care of!...

    • @commandersoundwave2845
      @commandersoundwave2845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Çūrßęd Pęrßøñ ok... then... but honestly, don't show any 18+ rated drawings of Megatron to Megatron, or else, he'd be losing it and going into an intense emotional breakdown...

    • @commandersoundwave2845
      @commandersoundwave2845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Çūrßęd Pęrßøñ ok. You're welcome and I can understand that clearly...

  • @smackeroon688
    @smackeroon688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Starscream, you're a visionary and a genius, trying to accomplish your goals by any means necessary when people good and bad are out to get you. You're an honest to Primus motivator, going through all the hardships and struggles you've had, being part of a field of almost identical Cybertronians with one purpose in mind you overcame those boundaries, becoming 2nd in command of the Decepticons, an unkillable force who does what he has to get done.
    I love it, and I love you.

  • @eaglehood224
    @eaglehood224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    11:08 "I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING!" Well, when he's right he's right,

  • @shadowpearl8310
    @shadowpearl8310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Starscream just needs hugs and appreciation. *hugs Star*

  • @tred6292
    @tred6292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I don’t think anyone of these people should be roasted, but I believe that Knockout, Soundwave, Slipstream, Jazz, Kliffjumper, and Arcee deserve to be praised.

    • @Afanof1
      @Afanof1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I think you mean Deathjumper

  • @younglinc9950
    @younglinc9950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    “Keep stroking”
    -Starscream 2021

    • @Thorax7x686
      @Thorax7x686 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ego 😅😂

  • @qstorm38
    @qstorm38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Starscream: "Now listen here you little sh-."
    Window: _It's showtime_

  • @demonicchicken1121
    @demonicchicken1121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Starscream now: sounds like Starscream
    Starscream as a sparkling: INCOMPREHENSIBLE HIGH PITCHED SCREECHING

  • @america3576
    @america3576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I wanna give a hug to star scream now.
    Even though he’s 20x the weight and height of me.

    • @CinnaDmon
      @CinnaDmon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same! I’m honestly imagining what it!d be like to hug star scream in real life

    • @acethebeast9971
      @acethebeast9971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same! I cried about that galvatron roast poor starscream

    • @TheRisingStorm316
      @TheRisingStorm316 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You’d be lucky if he was human-sized, or the other way around.

    • @mannyperalta1064
      @mannyperalta1064 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know starscream is racist right

    • @TheRisingStorm316
      @TheRisingStorm316 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mannyperalta1064 He’s also Megatron’s bitch

  • @mikestudioz3390
    @mikestudioz3390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    2:36
    *PLOT TWIST*
    Starscream put that comment there himself

  • @rosepuppy1984
    @rosepuppy1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    “I’m not crying you’re crying!”
    No actually I’m laughing but I see how you might confuse the two

  • @kaius7442
    @kaius7442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I've always admired your lustrous finish" Transformers Prime people!!! The words of Knockout. That's what Startscream couldn't remember. He couldn't remember that Knockout had said them.

  • @Li8aGun92
    @Li8aGun92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Oh no, my ego! Uh... your mom!"
    ♥️♥️♥️

  • @astrealkoh4759
    @astrealkoh4759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Imagine JobbytheHong came to voice one of these.
    Hed be terrified of what he had to answer.
    Also i think Starscream gonna hit puberty after this.
    Oh im sorry. Hes gonna stay in the therapy room for a looooonngg time.

  • @primusstar5995
    @primusstar5995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    *Starscream never hit puberty*
    Yea, tell me something I don’t know.

    • @sayroprods954
      @sayroprods954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Actually..He did sound older in Transformers Prime Series.

    • @pepperedash4424
      @pepperedash4424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds more like his voice got stuck cracking.

    • @mcmike264
      @mcmike264 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i do not think they can hit puberty

    • @starflamerainbowboom6586
      @starflamerainbowboom6586 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mcmike264 you should have seen me when I was a young Cybertronian Decepticon, I had a higher pitch voice, like Starscream, for real, then as I got older, my voice became kinda deep like Megatron's voice...

  • @Khawlidor
    @Khawlidor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Tell shockwave bumblebee wants to be his friend

    • @albertrex6851
      @albertrex6851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He did but Shockwave did not took it too well.

    • @Iam0ne313
      @Iam0ne313 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@albertrex6851 yeah true

    • @lordmegatrong1918
      @lordmegatrong1918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SHOCKWAVE WENT MURDEROUS SCIENTIST MODE ON BUMBLEBEE!

    • @minimoonie6431
      @minimoonie6431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lordmegatrong1918 Oh shit

    • @gobotimus8449
      @gobotimus8449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you referring to that old stop motion?

  • @SSRuiz
    @SSRuiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:03 "where's the ugly one?"
    "bring me the ugly one"

  • @MarkHealth-oi1fg
    @MarkHealth-oi1fg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Me if i spoke to starscream:
    "Roses are red, violets are blue, if my mother says you're beautiful, shes lying to you"

  • @iam_atallbean3174
    @iam_atallbean3174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    WHEN STARSCREAM SAID “ keep stroking.. MY EGO YO- AND THEN A AD INTERRUPTS 💀

  • @thenoblegerman2637
    @thenoblegerman2637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I wonder if there will ever be a time where Starscream actually manages to lead the Decepticons and do a good job.

  • @SourelppA
    @SourelppA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Starscream: "Its almost like Johnny told you to write nice things about me!"
    *I meannnnnnnnn*

    • @nitzring1992
      @nitzring1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i mean i kinda realize that he´s not perfect, but he's trying

    • @Black_Frost212
      @Black_Frost212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nitzring1992 yeah plus star scream is actually not a idiot I honestly think if megatron wasn’t a main character star scream mostly likely would be in charge by now he had some good plans

  • @dio6797
    @dio6797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Oh, I just noticed! I was included in 5:28
    Sorry I was late, y'know the whole getting exploded by "JoJo" I'm still in my rehab.

  • @skeletor4436
    @skeletor4436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "it's up to you fanfiction writers" I died 😂😂😂

  • @whitesaber5113
    @whitesaber5113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Omg right after he said "am I a simp?" I got an ad for youtube premium.

  • @spartan5018
    @spartan5018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    i think we should try and roast ratchet next but mainly cause he'll have the best comebacks

    • @gavinreid7346
      @gavinreid7346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yessss

    • @WhyTho525
      @WhyTho525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We need that!

    • @legogamer09
      @legogamer09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But he’s not playable and they can’t do the custom transformers cause the servers are down

    • @spartan5018
      @spartan5018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@legogamer09 oh damnit

    • @ezraabbadon5082
      @ezraabbadon5082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ? EXCUSE ME?

  • @CreatureCal
    @CreatureCal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    2:57 My mom was watching. She said she resents that.

  • @mikeydavid4500
    @mikeydavid4500 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey Megatron you can cross off "Get killed by a human," off of your bucket list

  • @bendyandthemememachine6561
    @bendyandthemememachine6561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Whenever starscream going to turn over a new leaf I actually found to be quite a good guy

  • @koolkid1381
    @koolkid1381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I'm just going "Oooooooo" the whole time

    • @pancho855
      @pancho855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was too, both for the roasts and when i felt bad for Starscream.

  • @troncron2458
    @troncron2458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Hey Starscream what's it been like to be the only ghost in Transformers

    • @alejandrolozano4919
      @alejandrolozano4919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That is true. And he is the only transformer who going ghost

  • @NerfStriker
    @NerfStriker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    i will not claim to be first because those who claim to be first are false and will never reach true enlightenment

  • @valmid5069
    @valmid5069 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    *“The only garbage I see is your garbage attitude”* -Simping Starscream, the best second in command you can ask for

  • @raine2682
    @raine2682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "When s9me9ne makes a insult about screams face but I cant remember what they said"
    Me:U take that back u piece of scrap!!he's my fav

  • @anothergeek6627
    @anothergeek6627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Starscream also ruled the decepticons in transformers the movie in 1986

  • @LordGalvatronYT
    @LordGalvatronYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Even Hilter himself liked Starscream

  • @ryansharpe3014
    @ryansharpe3014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    we can assume we'll be why he was in an Autobahn in the beginning of transformers war for Cybertron netflix series

  • @devanjump7136
    @devanjump7136 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    no matter how many times he fails he always gets backup and doesn't quit no matter how many times he gets knocked down

  • @DecepticonScout
    @DecepticonScout 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Michael Bay Starscream was the most realistic and Epic version we could have ever gotten.

  • @franticpotatoes4432
    @franticpotatoes4432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Haha, StarScream is still a kid. Talks and screams like one too.

    • @ashleyleet8369
      @ashleyleet8369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yp I have a question for

    • @pancho855
      @pancho855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Starscream from my AU actually *IS* a kid, Slipstream's brother to be precise, i'll reveal him someday.

    • @pancho855
      @pancho855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also (everywhere else) you're god damn right except for PRIME, there he sounded like HE was in charge and looked like Zemric from Battle Force 5.

  • @okuyasunijimura4917
    @okuyasunijimura4917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    YO WE NEED CLIFF JUMPER the guy can't stop dying🤣

  • @galvetheirondragon1929
    @galvetheirondragon1929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Starscream will get a lower voice but during puberty he will squeak like a mouse

  • @sneko8979
    @sneko8979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Well... that started hilarious and ended wholesome.
    A perfect video. 200/10. Good job, Jhonny and Starscream.

  • @jevanjful
    @jevanjful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Roxy: I bet you don't ever have friends
    Gregory: 5:50

  • @ronindallon367
    @ronindallon367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Dang, Starscream took these insults way better then I thought he would 🤣
    Also, Johnny you should roast Soundwave next. Idk, just think it’d be funny 😂

  • @codyjuhasz1950
    @codyjuhasz1950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Can we get roasting bumblebee next, he is long overdue.

    • @velvetdarksoul8741
      @velvetdarksoul8741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES!

    • @whynot6266
      @whynot6266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, also Megatron

    • @arcticangel1628
      @arcticangel1628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@velvetdarksoul8741 Jeez, it’s just a fictional character after all. Take a chill pill. Why are you guys taking it so personally?

    • @velvetdarksoul8741
      @velvetdarksoul8741 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arcticangel1628 and being excited about a Johnnyflash video is bad because??????

    • @arcticangel1628
      @arcticangel1628 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@velvetdarksoul8741 Somebody’s saying that Bumblebee is long overdue for roasting in a video. He must holding a grudge against him or something. I mean jeez.

  • @k.o-imperfect5724
    @k.o-imperfect5724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Imagine a universe where your with Slipstream..." Nah just imagine a universe where Starscream actually gets recognized as the most edible yet muscular Cybertronian in the universe. Just a thought.

    • @zexalcommander7036
      @zexalcommander7036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What do you mean by “edible”?

    • @k.o-imperfect5724
      @k.o-imperfect5724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zexalcommander7036 He got dat Doritos Cool Ranch Flava on em

    • @starflamerainbowboom6586
      @starflamerainbowboom6586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@k.o-imperfect5724 NOW WHY THE FXCK DID I IMAGINE RAVAGE AND HUMANS AND OTHER TYPES OF PEOPE FROM DIFFERENT SPECIES LICKING STARSCREAM'S CHEST WHEN I READ YOUR COMMENT????

    • @nicklanderholm9994
      @nicklanderholm9994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its a disterbing thouht

    • @starflamerainbowboom6586
      @starflamerainbowboom6586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nicklanderholm9994 yeah, I'd agree with you there...

  • @Cerbedits
    @Cerbedits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Starscream:"Am I A Simp"
    Me:"Yes There Is A Video Saying Pronounced Starscream Is Simp

    • @Darishaider
      @Darishaider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jajakakakakakakwka

    • @Darishaider
      @Darishaider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uuisieididr

    • @Darishaider
      @Darishaider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jjfirlpuihhui

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Darishaider are you ok?

  • @Kak37
    @Kak37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Goku: nice try starscream you can never hit me when im in ultra instinct

  • @frix440
    @frix440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Imagine if starscreamm had a really deep voice and screams

    • @chickenfishwithacigaret2630
      @chickenfishwithacigaret2630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In Polish dub of TFP starscream had kinda deep voice and he was screaming. He sounded Good, the dub actor did grate job

    • @IkigiaCoffeeCreator
      @IkigiaCoffeeCreator 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Compare starscreams to mckayla's scream and you wonder if there related

    • @troysmith7112
      @troysmith7112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In Japan the voice actor who played starscream in the G1 cartoon had a deeper voice for the character

    • @SotnekronOfficial
      @SotnekronOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Transformers Galaxy Force Starscream was the pinnacle of Starscream manliness!
      Change My Mind!

    • @obscurusprime6465
      @obscurusprime6465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That would be hilarious. also awkward. I would like to compare 'em with Optimus, when Grimlock jumped on him.

  • @JunkJester6131
    @JunkJester6131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I would roast you, but I think Galvatron already took care of that."
    Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy!

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t mention the part how he lost his arm..That’s also Bad Comedy.

    • @pancho855
      @pancho855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Lemuel928 or the time he possessed Waspinator.

    • @heidichrist4000
      @heidichrist4000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pancho855 and trypticon before that.

  • @vanvu4690
    @vanvu4690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I feel bad for starscream being bullied
    Everyone: Starscream suck, he is a slave, sucks megatons heels, and is basically annoying HAHAHA
    Deceptions: HELP MEGATRON IS DEAD
    another deception: WHY?!??
    Decepticon: STARSCREAM MURDERED MEGATRON
    another decepticon: HOW?!?
    Decepticon: STARSCREAM WAS TOO FUNNY!!!!!
    Starscream: Nah I just used my big brain cuz I’m smart and at I’ve cracked da code of immortality lol

    • @optimusprimealsoknownasjoh4855
      @optimusprimealsoknownasjoh4855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FLIPPED VERSION OF THIS COMMENT:
      Megatron: *has 156 babies to take care of and also, he is still traumatized by what Starscream and the other Decepticons did to him*
      Sideswipe: Welp, Megatron's a mom these days...
      Some random other Decepticon who never knew about Megatron being raped: uh? How is he a mom if Soundwave is the mom?...
      Sideswipe: Apparently, I had seen the cameras after I had installed them in the basement... do you want to hear or see what I had seen on the CCTV footage?...
      Some other Decepticon: sure!...
      *MEANWHILE OF SIDESWIPE AND SOME OTHER UNKNOWN DECEPTICON WHO NEVER HAD HEARD OF MEGATRON'S RAPE EXPERIENCES ACTUALLY WATCHING THE CCTV FOOTAGE OF MEGATRON BEING RAPED AND BEATENED*
      Sideswipe: see that???.... THAT'S HOW MEGATRON IS A MOM!...
      that unknown Decepticon who didn't know about Megatron's rape experience: oh god, that's a lot of kids for Megatron to take care of... 156 babies is a lot of babies for Megatron to take care of....
      Sideswipe: Also, Megatron must have ben scareed and bruised by that experience though too...

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Realizing Megatron cannot die many times..

    • @marijaraandtheapexleaders7721
      @marijaraandtheapexleaders7721 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well Why Does This Dorito Keep Failing Make Him Accomplish Something For Once

    • @optimusprimealsoknownasjoh4855
      @optimusprimealsoknownasjoh4855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marijaraandtheapexleaders7721 because Many Fails makes you succeed after the last trial and you complete the trial!...

    • @majororion2374
      @majororion2374 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@optimusprimealsoknownasjoh4855 Wait I just realized if Megatron has 156 children....that is one heck of an army if you ask me sir. Also I know why Starscream wears heels and it is not because of fashion or being gay.

  • @swivelhere3056
    @swivelhere3056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “ what feeling is this?, Tis my crippling depression?!” -Starscream

  • @mali.7008
    @mali.7008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    old title: STARSCREAM HASN’T HIT PUBERTY
    edit: it used to be STARSCREAM GETS BULLIED, now it’s STARSCREAM MEETS HITLER
    another edit: now it’s STARSCREAM GETS ROASTED

  • @thebloodroze1597
    @thebloodroze1597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Your ego is not indestructible Lord Starscream..

  • @ryanchong9965
    @ryanchong9965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can't believe DIO made it into a JohnnyFlash video

  • @alistairrae9807
    @alistairrae9807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Starscream forgot he commanded a army of Decepticons in Cybertron and lead the Decepticons in baymovies when Megatron was frozen and dead

    • @ryansharpe3014
      @ryansharpe3014 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is true but they're talking about the shows because it was mostly shows before those movies

  • @tuskedclover3308
    @tuskedclover3308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "It's up to up to you fanfiction writers."
    That's sus ngl

  • @mariahurtado4458
    @mariahurtado4458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Star scream: well well look what we got here me: star scream your taller than I expected

  • @jasonalcatraz5817
    @jasonalcatraz5817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I say we go to Soundwave next.
    My roast for him would be:
    Imagine being an ancient Prime in one continuity, but still not even second in command to a genocidal maniac.
    My compliment however:
    He may not get the recognition he deserves from the other cons, but the fans know that without Soundwave, Transformers just wouldn't feel whole.

    • @WhyTho525
      @WhyTho525 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When was Soundwave an ancient Prime? In which continuity?

    • @jasonalcatraz5817
      @jasonalcatraz5817 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WhyTho525 Aligned... TFP I believe.

    • @WhyTho525
      @WhyTho525 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jasonalcatraz5817
      Really? I remembered Soundwave was a High Council member not a Prime, although other sources say that he was a Gladiator

    • @commandersoundwave2845
      @commandersoundwave2845 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I WAS ABOUT TO GO SLAPPING MYSELF IN THE FACE WHEN I READ THAT HATE SECTION OF YOUR COMMENT!...
      Untill I read the compliment section and a calmed down and just thought to myself "WHAT WAS I THINKING???" For real, honestly...
      *IS EXTREMELY WHEEZING WHILE I'M HOLDING RADIOWAVE PRIME AND LIGHTWAVE PRIME IN MY ARMS!*

  • @gavinkailey332
    @gavinkailey332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I got one: starsream can’t lead the deceptions, he couldn’t even lead lemmings of a cliff

    • @archae108
      @archae108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or how about this one: Starscream is so unstealthy, he would get shot down by any military in literally two seconds.

  • @matcuz7367
    @matcuz7367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You know something Starscream may be a bit of an a whole,but I still feel like he can be a really good person on the inside

  • @NintendoGamer648HD
    @NintendoGamer648HD หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    10:57 every time Starsream cries, a new flower is born.

  • @parkergregg9386
    @parkergregg9386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Idea for a video... “Starscream looks up Starscream on TVtropes”

  • @ryanchapman6570
    @ryanchapman6570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    hey cliffjumper what did you think of your transformers prime look? finaly you didnt look like a red bumblebee and you were your own design

    • @lockheedx33
      @lockheedx33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Teisan Scarborough He also died in both of those franchises when he was introduced.

  • @lunarfilms_bricolage
    @lunarfilms_bricolage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I cant stop imagining an even wimpier version of starscream before he reached puberty just imagine his voice then

  • @godzillamusprime
    @godzillamusprime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    If there’s gonna be a part 3 for prime here’s my question did you ever find elitas only fans

  • @koopaking1959
    @koopaking1959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Larry king:So Starscream how many times have you died?
    Starscream:YES

    • @doctorratchet5674
      @doctorratchet5674 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I honestly can't imagine a human interviewing a Decepticon, like that though...

  • @thomaspurol9322
    @thomaspurol9322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Starscreams story arc in armada was single handedly one of the best the franchise has ever produced

  • @KingBamboozledTw
    @KingBamboozledTw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    *RIP High Moon Studios*
    Gone, but never forgotten.

    • @doctorratchet5674
      @doctorratchet5674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had seen very questionable things such as Optimus kissing that blue Decepticon who transforms into a boombox... honestly. I had helped Rainbow MoonFlame with bringing Golden Note into the world. Honestly... and so on! Then I had to help the blue Decepticon who transforms into a boombox with giving birth to Heatwave Prime!... Megatron's going glitchy and I can't tell what it is that is messing him up but also, he keeps on puking up some thick salty white liquid... for some odd reason... I had no idea what that thick liquid is but I am not sure if Preceptor would be able to analyze that thick liquid or not... though...

    • @johngross7996
      @johngross7996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@doctorratchet5674 the blue boombox is soundwave

    • @doctorratchet5674
      @doctorratchet5674 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johngross7996 ok, I didn't know him at first and yeah, I didn't know the blue boombox Decepticon was Soundwave. I hadn't noticed it untill now. And yeah, you may think that Primal Wave family is gonna become a dysfunctional family since the father in the family is Optimus while the mother in the family is Soundwave.... honestly...

  • @fonivri
    @fonivri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Hot rod needs some help getting him straight to be a leader. Consider this as a suggestion

    • @willhicks7027
      @willhicks7027 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that an insult or willingness to help?

    • @fonivri
      @fonivri 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@willhicks7027 I honestly don't know. Just want 2 se hot rod in one of these vids

    • @willhicks7027
      @willhicks7027 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fonivri Fair, though I am hoping less Digs at Rodimus prime and more helpful tips because he’s my favorite Autobot.

    • @TFSMF2
      @TFSMF2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@willhicks7027 I'd prefer perceptor but I've never played the game this is from so I don't know if he's a character

  • @damonrandall9844
    @damonrandall9844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Great roast. 😂 if you haven’t already, Shockwave should be roasted.

  • @Diabeanie
    @Diabeanie หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Oh, Starscream, there is no Decepticon I like more, you've become very important to me and I hope you get to know that, if not directly from me, from others who also made a corner for you in their hearts like I have.

  • @lazylass2309
    @lazylass2309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    my heart melts, starscream you beautiful seeker you!

  • @dragonlord0332
    @dragonlord0332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The second he talked about Wearing heels I knew that comment was coming up since there was no other reason to bring it up.

  • @CreatureCal
    @CreatureCal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:46 *HA! GOTCHA!*

  • @janawolfy7383
    @janawolfy7383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Name all names, that will never get a girlfriend
    1. Starscream
    2. Optimus prime

    • @yeniraluna6023
      @yeniraluna6023 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Breakdown

    • @optimusprimealsoknownasjoh4855
      @optimusprimealsoknownasjoh4855 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I USED TO DATE ELITA ONE, THEN I GOT DRUNK AS FXCK AND THEN FXCKED SOUNDWAVE AND GOT HIM PREGNANT THEN ELITA ONE FOUND OUT ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED BETWEEN ME AND SOUNDWAVE AND THEN SHE BROKE UP WITH ME AND NEVER MENTIONED IT TO ME!... ALSO, I'M MARRIED TO SOUNDWAVE AND HE IS CARRYING MY SECOND CHILD EVEN THOUGH WE ALREADY HAVE A CHILD TOGETHER AND THAT CHILD IS RADIOWAVE PRIME! BUT SOUNDWAVE AND I HAD ANOTHER ADULT PLAYTIME AND THEN NOW SOUNDWAVE IS PREGNANT WITH MY SECOND CHILD!...

    • @graveslayer9666
      @graveslayer9666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      IDW Chromedome, Cyclonus and Drift

    • @pancho855
      @pancho855 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      7. Shockwave :v

    • @crossfire34
      @crossfire34 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yeniraluna6023 Breakdowm is gay, so that's fine.

  • @Ze_N00B
    @Ze_N00B 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Funny.
    Starscream used to be a roast master in G1.
    Example:
    Megatron: "This flesh creature is quite talented."
    Starscream: "Yes. Especially cobsidering it accomplished more in two days than you did in two years."

  • @whgvids3615
    @whgvids3615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Here’s a comment for the next one “you hear that.... nothing? hmmm I thought I heard starscream winning something oh well“