A packaging expert was once asked how long a chicken should last in the freezer. He started talking about oxygen permeation barriers, but the questioner persisted in asking for a ballpark answer. The expert eventually estimated it as about 6 months or so. The questioner then expressed scepticism, because he'd put a chicken in the freezer for a week, and when he took it out, it was dead.
The ant that was just resting comfortably on the roll of toilet paper and then suddenly encased in a crumpled mass being subjected to a pathogen banned by 30 countries to be mercifully drowned by the flick of a chromed handle has met his fate. That was the ant's reality whether we as humans believe it can comprehend it or not. One second he was snoozing on some Charmin and the next second...the horror, the horror...
One of my favourite sayings is, "I am finally old enough and wise enough to realise I don't know anything about anything". But we have potential because we can think but not a lot else.
Hi Claus.....I watched a video on a survey about 5 yrs ago. And I'm not picking on the Americans but it was their survey. But 25% of Americans said the Sun revolves around the Earth. That works out to be over 100 million people. What does that say about their education system....hmmmm. shook my head on that one.
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference Reinhold Niebuhr.
We all are prisoners in the allegory of the cave, most of us only understand things as we see them, and what we see might be a lie or so illusory that knowing what questions to ask is near impossible.
"Wait, are you saying that it was a European fish that laid the first chicken egg?" (Reference). Good battle during your monologue, which you started by saying it wouldn't happen. ROFL!!
I have figured out that if I don't work, I don't eat. Beyond that, it really does not matter to me. Chicken/egg? Ladybugs? Unless it means I can retire today, it seems irrelevant to this regular shmo.
A video on the Polish td line or Claus expounding on the origin of chickens and ants on toilet paper? Little question in my mind which one I would sooner watch. Lots of laughs today. Keep it up.😊
Professor Brian Cox has suggested that with so many other planets, we may be the only lifeforms capable of actually appreciating the beauty of everything in existence. And we seem intent on wiping ourselves out.
The game has nothing to do with a Realistic Tank Simulation game. OP imaginary Tanks that, never went any futher than drawings, Dominate the play field. The only goal of the game is, making WG more money. The wantabe sheep buy it all up because, they want to be the best in some Imaginary stats that, really amount to how much money you spend. To your "rant"or talk yes, I agree.
So many implications... Regardless of whether the universe cares implies the universe is intelligent. Photons can't postulate because photons (to our knowledge) aren't conscious. The question is regardless of any understanding we can measure the passage of time. The interesting question is: Why do we even care? Why do we even bother asking these questions? Why do we even bother with questions... like...I don't know... "Which came first...?" Why do we even care?
Claus, the earth's core is not hot due to the deformation of the earth caused by gravitational processes. This only happens with celestial bodies that are very small in relation to the other celestial bodies in the vicinity (e.g. Jupiter and its moons). The Earth's core is hot due to high pressure and the decay processes of radioactive elements.
There are some interesting, to some, things to consider if the rate of time on the moon is not the same as on earth. An observer on the moon would be wondering how it is that our satellites manage to stay in orbit. Sufficient Angular momentum to maintain a given orbit requires a given speed. Astronauts should, one would think, sound like chipmunks on the radio when speaking to an earthbound person. Just saying.
A question is only intelligent to one who knows. Everything else is sounding clever to the ignorant, surely? As for chicken and egg, ask a breeder. You select breeding stock to promote traits you wish for. The chicken shows the result of the egg, so must come first. What laid it was something like a chicken but not a chicken.
It's simple; if you want ice cream you need an ice cream maker. if you want an ice cream maker you need to build one. if you need to build one you need dimensioned prints. if you want dimensioned prints you need a designer. simple.
Hi !!! Exactly like the lasts statements of Jim Carrey...love it ! We are so small and "blind" but we play BIG :):):) (we have not even the vague clue)
I ordered some eggs from one store and a chicken from another. The chicken came first, by two hours!
1:01 "no ladybug talk no science talk no" . . . and we're off to the races.
A packaging expert was once asked how long a chicken should last in the freezer. He started talking about oxygen permeation barriers, but the questioner persisted in asking for a ballpark answer. The expert eventually estimated it as about 6 months or so. The questioner then expressed scepticism, because he'd put a chicken in the freezer for a week, and when he took it out, it was dead.
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Soclauses, famous canadian philisopher
The ancient oracle said that he was the wisest of all the Canadians, it is because he alone, of all the Canadians, knows that he knows nothing.
"The moon, its a big thing up there", says Claus. Neil Degrasse Tyson would be proud.
LOL!!! He might want to take Claus on as a student!
Just don't ask Neil to define what a woman is.
Dang Claus we all know it was the "Rooster" that came first.... :)
Baddum tsss. 👍👍🤣🤣
The ant that was just resting comfortably on the roll of toilet paper and then suddenly encased in a crumpled mass being subjected to a pathogen banned by 30 countries to be mercifully drowned by the flick of a chromed handle has met his fate. That was the ant's reality whether we as humans believe it can comprehend it or not. One second he was snoozing on some Charmin and the next second...the horror, the horror...
Help I'm stepping into the twilight zone... it's right beside Claus' world, and nobody seems to know where the border is.
Everyone striving to be the smartest chimp locked in the zoo
naggers, the answer was naggers
We are close to the 100,000 subscribers!!! ❤
that number hasn't changed in at least a year.
als hij zo verder gaat gaat het niet gebeuren met zijn zever
*The ancient oracle said that i was the wisest of all the Greeks, it is because I alone, of all the Greeks, know that i know nothing.*
- Socrates
Unlike gravity, Claus’ hair is both a force and a warping of space-time
One of your best videos
ants don't have brains ha ha ha that's why they only use one side of the toilet paper lol
Anyone else watching Claus while breakfast is in the oven?
I love the instant death camera, you can see all the BS like shells going through walls or the ground or hitting nothing on your tank etc.
Awesome,reference from 'Brian's life'😂
Thank you
One of my favourite sayings is, "I am finally old enough and wise enough to realise I don't know anything about anything". But we have potential because we can think but not a lot else.
chickens came from dinosaurs, dinosaurs laid eggs... the chicken & the egg started before the chicken existed.
Claus goes off the rails, Part: infinity.
Chuck Norris was before the Big Bang, obviously!
Hi Claus.....I watched a video on a survey about 5 yrs ago. And I'm not picking on the Americans but it was their survey. But 25% of Americans said the Sun revolves around the Earth. That works out to be over 100 million people. What does that say about their education system....hmmmm. shook my head on that one.
Before the big bang came young Sheldon
Actually, astronomers think they have found distant galaxies that pre-date the Big Bang.
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
courage to change the things I can,
and wisdom to know the difference
Reinhold Niebuhr.
a Girl Bug hahahah LMFAO
Claus goes pre-fishing and we get assaulted by science, philosophy, mechanics and hilarity. All AGAINST OUR WILL!!!
"The big bang" is simply a term we use to refer to the beginning of this universe.
It does not describe HOW the universe began.
"I long to be, under the sea, in an octopus' garden in the shade."
We all are prisoners in the allegory of the cave, most of us only understand things as we see them, and what we see might be a lie or so illusory that knowing what questions to ask is near impossible.
what came before the lady bug? The man bug...
Claus, the question of questions is "What is six multiplied by nine?".
And the answer is "42".
That's all you need to know.
For all we know...We know very little.
That stupidity thing is related to the theory dependence of observation: what we see depends on what we think we know. Good luck with that!
"Wait, are you saying that it was a European fish that laid the first chicken egg?" (Reference). Good battle during your monologue, which you started by saying it wouldn't happen. ROFL!!
Short summary: the ant is up sh!t creek!
Egg come first. Not only birds lay eggs.
"That was a great dump" said Azathoth
It was nice how the puny ELC armour was able to bounce the first two hits from the mighty Polish medium tank...
I was annoyed when an ELC did that with my T95 HE shell (950 average damage)!
What came before the big bang? That's simple.... the sizzling of the fuse.
Claus, too much thinking for a Sunday afternoon 😂
Claus is a clumper and not a folder. Which one is correct? That is the real question.
the wings might have started from some other obsolete fading limb, like our tailbone maybe idk but a lot of interesting content
100 k subs soon... Klaus should fed up with other channel and upload everything here. I believe majority of us isnt here for WOT.
Well obviously....the Ant has the intelligence to not care about the bottom of the ocean.
I've long maintained that WOT is a metaphor for life and now Claus makes me realise its also a metaphor for the universe and everything as well.
The easter bunny, a gift from a Norse Goddess, laid the first egg. Question answered. :D :D
There was eggs long before there was chickens!
Cheech and Chong say, "Pass it on Holmes!"
I have figured out that if I don't work, I don't eat. Beyond that, it really does not matter to me. Chicken/egg? Ladybugs? Unless it means I can retire today, it seems irrelevant to this regular shmo.
If you mix fruit loops and apple jacks Claus makes complete sense...
The banana got 50% of our body DNA... a banana....
Moon keeps our earth stable on its axis
Thanks for finding my joke funny :) personally i wounder what it will evolve into tho ... grannybug?
The chicken-like dinosaur laid the egg the chicken hatched from😁😁😁
Very timely discussion. Up vote!
Obviously, an animal akin to a chicken (with teeth?) Lay a clutch of mutated eggs. Therefore Eggs come first.
A video on the Polish td line or Claus expounding on the origin of chickens and ants on toilet paper? Little question in my mind which one I would sooner watch. Lots of laughs today. Keep it up.😊
Professor Brian Cox has suggested that with so many other planets, we may be the only lifeforms capable of actually appreciating the beauty of everything in existence. And we seem intent on wiping ourselves out.
The game has nothing to do with a Realistic Tank Simulation game. OP imaginary Tanks that, never went any futher than drawings, Dominate the play field. The only goal of the game is, making WG more money. The wantabe sheep buy it all up because, they want to be the best in some Imaginary stats that, really amount to how much money you spend. To your "rant"or talk yes, I agree.
No kidding. It's a *game*. 😂
To that, all I can say is ,.You don't get it.🤑
what came first? cellular division came first.
Drinking the mushroom coffee
today I got the Obj 268/4 and love it!!! please do one video about it
Dont stop on white carpet. Got it.
@clauskellerman the egg was first because there was animals that laid eggs long before the chicken
I postulate that Claus needs a 3rd video to show when he gets sidetracked like this.
Sounds like Klaus has been to the Mountains of Madness.
Which formed first ? ; - Earth or Moon ? ;) P.S. We're so "stuck" in time ! ;) Maybe it's time for a ; timeout ;)
I have made a egg fertilized, but i have never made a chicken come . dont know if thats of any help?
i remeber reading that comment you were talking about and i asked him the same question ahahahahah
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to see this occur, does it make a sound? 🤔
Well, if chickens and other birds evolved from dinosaurs then the egg came first.
The answer is, we don't know the answer.
beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here ... 👽👀
Maybe a dinosaur laid an egg and it hatched a chicken. Lol
Got half way through this one then went and had a cookie 🍪
Even the ladybug is as it was in the beginning.
Too much coffee today 😂
Well obviously before the big bang was a little bang. 😂
The egg came first. Dinosaurs already had eggs, millions of years before the first chicken.
Okay when is the literature lesson
Does time exist without space? If not then there was no 'before' the big bang as the big bang was the beginning of time.
because we are the major perspective we have....
happy sunday tankers enjoy your coffee and have a great day its a beautiful day time to enjoy the video
The movie Lucy with Scarlett Johansson from 2014 explains everything.
The big bang fertilised the egg... leading to the ladybug... wibble
If only Claus had something intelligent to talk about, he probably rotted his brain watching stupid Seinfeld.
yep, we're all stupid, for playing this sh-t game.
JT has crawled onto the toilet paper.
So many implications... Regardless of whether the universe cares implies the universe is intelligent. Photons can't postulate because photons (to our knowledge) aren't conscious. The question is regardless of any understanding we can measure the passage of time. The interesting question is: Why do we even care? Why do we even bother asking these questions? Why do we even bother with questions... like...I don't know... "Which came first...?" Why do we even care?
man ,thats some good shit you been smoking today...i was reminded of watching a cheech and chong movie)
There are people who are in the fortunate position of being able to develop such thoughts without the help of substances. 😉
Claus, the earth's core is not hot due to the deformation of the earth caused by gravitational processes. This only happens with celestial bodies that are very small in relation to the other celestial bodies in the vicinity (e.g. Jupiter and its moons).
The Earth's core is hot due to high pressure and the decay processes of radioactive elements.
The real question is can that ant....move that rubber tree plant, he's got high hopes. Reference?
We are in a Black Hole!The NO Bullshit Channel.
the vid is " The Philosophy of World of Tanks "
There are some interesting, to some, things to consider if the rate of time on the moon is not the same as on earth. An observer on the moon would be wondering how it is that our satellites manage to stay in orbit. Sufficient Angular momentum to maintain a given orbit requires a given speed. Astronauts should, one would think, sound like chipmunks on the radio when speaking to an earthbound person.
Just saying.
A question is only intelligent to one who knows. Everything else is sounding clever to the ignorant, surely?
As for chicken and egg, ask a breeder. You select breeding stock to promote traits you wish for. The chicken shows the result of the egg, so must come first. What laid it was something like a chicken but not a chicken.
It's simple; if you want ice cream you need an ice cream maker. if you want an ice cream maker you need to build one. if you need to build one you need dimensioned prints. if you want dimensioned prints you need a designer. simple.
Kardashev Scale, we are not even one (1) on the scale.
Hi !!! Exactly like the lasts statements of Jim Carrey...love it ! We are so small and "blind" but we play BIG :):):) (we have not even the vague clue)