The Insane Plan to Build a Mountain in the Netherlands

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  • @RealLifeLore
    @RealLifeLore  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1193

    If anybody is curious and wants to read an absurdly detailed 22 page report on this, check out this pdf written by a bunch of people smarter than me; www.maths-in-industry.org/miis/664/1/p5.pdf

    • @nrwiederhold
      @nrwiederhold 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      far right

    • @falconerayx750
      @falconerayx750 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do what if Mexico had its original territory

    • @scj713
      @scj713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RealLifeLore are you an atheist?

    • @fewgrain4245
      @fewgrain4245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RealLifeLore lol

    • @TheAutisticOwl
      @TheAutisticOwl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      RealLifeLore
      During the entirety of the video, I felt like you giggling or chuckling for some reason. Also, please make a video on how a Rotary engine works.

  • @mennograafmans1595
    @mennograafmans1595 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4962

    We do have mountains. According to our definition at least. If it is annoying to bike up against, it's a mountain.

    • @hevans4557
      @hevans4557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      menno graafmans Hahahaha precies

    • @Zalidia
      @Zalidia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Nou, nee. Er zijn alleen heuvels in Nederland.
      Edit, 1 jaar later: Ja k weet t, het was een grap, mijn fout. Excuses. Alle bullshit die ik heb gepost heb ik verwijderd.

    • @hevans4557
      @hevans4557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      LYT ... ever heard of sarcasm?

    • @pleovo123
      @pleovo123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ja de grebbeberg bijvoorbeeld

    • @useryandiwknfksd
      @useryandiwknfksd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Zalidia ever heard of "a joke"

  • @devinsamuel3612
    @devinsamuel3612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2738

    "More space for solar panels..."
    Netherlands: Meh.
    "...and windmills."
    Netherlands: HOLD UP

    • @justintjonk8216
      @justintjonk8216 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Devin Samuel 😂😂 so true

    • @zebracherub
      @zebracherub 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      **SMACKS LIPS**

    • @Xominus
      @Xominus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Devin Samuel racist

    • @Kittypawsc1
      @Kittypawsc1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      thats not racist

    • @JoostBaars03
      @JoostBaars03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nope

  • @rogerwhite9940
    @rogerwhite9940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1958

    Netherlands: *reclaims land*
    USA: * watches in amazement while Louisiana is sinking *

    • @Bananoker
      @Bananoker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Every other coastal state realizing their next

    • @Ricky911_
      @Ricky911_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Florida is in an even worse situation: if all the ice on Earth melted, Florida would be the only state to be 99% underwater. New Orleans is really what's sinking the most probably, considering it's below sea level, but the rest of Louisiana is relatively safe. Remember, I said "relatively." Don't start shooting me down in the replies :)

    • @michaelcerean1990
      @michaelcerean1990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It’s more like
      Netherlands: Reclaims land
      USA: Claims the moon.

    • @letheas6175
      @letheas6175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ​@@michaelcerean1990 Because like, fuck protection against the water for all states that will be, and are already, under threat because of global warming/rising sea levels. Right? The US should care about it's coast/water defences, like some countries, including the Netherlands know for years. Your biggest threat isn't some random terrorists, i mean, it may be because the things the US is doing globally. But for every country with a coastline, the water is your biggest threat, just saying. Better invest in some defences against the water.

    • @peterdevalk7929
      @peterdevalk7929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@michaelcerean1990 LUNAtics!

  • @dead-ishchannel6212
    @dead-ishchannel6212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1310

    Earth: I fear no man, but that thing...
    Netherlands: *Reclaims land from sea and plans to build a mountain*
    Earth: It _scares_ me.

  • @featdoener
    @featdoener 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1710

    You can have a mountain if we get some sea
    Yours, austria

    • @benjamingonzalez5856
      @benjamingonzalez5856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      FeaTZuRe lol

    • @jesuschristlives4436
      @jesuschristlives4436 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Leon Cole Il give you the mountain I live on for some Dutch women.
      From American guy

    • @DieLøwinWølf
      @DieLøwinWølf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jesuschristlives4436 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @Mark-vn7et
      @Mark-vn7et 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      RoanJorna nah, just give them enschede. Only on paper its still dutch, for the rest its german😂

    • @itzryan9869
      @itzryan9869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sorry, drained all of it
      -The man who leads the country but rides on a bycicle

  • @olliemakesvideos125
    @olliemakesvideos125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    “What about you just dig a circular trench and call the elevated land in the middle a mountain?”
    *Netherlands:* “You’re hired...”

    • @dewisselspeler9080
      @dewisselspeler9080 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You do not have snow than

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@dewisselspeler9080 But what if we create the biggest artificial Snow machine on the planet, put it on top and let it run 24/7 all year long ?
      Problem solved

    • @dewisselspeler9080
      @dewisselspeler9080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@sephikong8323 Good plan

    • @muffincrumbss
      @muffincrumbss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why are you reading this ? The trench will fill with fake snow and it will no longer be a mountain

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@muffincrumbss not If we hire an entire squad of people dedicated solely on removing the snow
      See? Easy

  • @Fiddling_while_Rome_burns
    @Fiddling_while_Rome_burns 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3356

    Wouldn't just be cheaper to buy a mountain and ship it from Switzerland.

    • @JimFortune
      @JimFortune 6 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      Shipping charges would be horrendous. You know what UPS charges these days?

    • @Fiddling_while_Rome_burns
      @Fiddling_while_Rome_burns 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      still probably cheaper than parcel force, who would then damage the mountain in transit and refuse compensation on the grounds you didn't pack it correctly.

    • @hemipemi
      @hemipemi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      What if the courier dropped it while loading it out of the van?

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@hemipemi Crap, hope they have insurance

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nah, we here in West Virginia sell it for *much cheaper*

  • @RealLifeLore
    @RealLifeLore  6 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    Also I'm sorry my voice sounds kind of weird here. I just moved into a new apartment so my recording space was different this time around. I'll have it fixed by next week!

    • @pauulthefair
      @pauulthefair 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wate, a comment from the channel itself has no likes???? Well, I guess i'll be t eh first!!!!

    • @vercanreuploads3876
      @vercanreuploads3876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is the music used??? (notice me senpai)

    • @yuliabidula4800
      @yuliabidula4800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no problem! Ur videos r great either way. 👍 😊

    • @np3856
      @np3856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't worry about it the video was great👍 and you sound fine

    • @mrblack5536
      @mrblack5536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Will you do swedens empire

  • @tielmaster7879
    @tielmaster7879 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1367

    I now understand why there are so many bikes there. They don't have to deal with much elevation!

    • @-gemberkoekje-5547
      @-gemberkoekje-5547 6 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      And we have bike friendly roads with bike paths on almost every single one of them and a 60 years history of the government and the people supporting bike useage

    • @tielmaster7879
      @tielmaster7879 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@-gemberkoekje-5547 that's really good. NYC is one of the worst places you can ride a bike. The bike Lanes we have just end sometimes, are blocked, sometimes by police cars, broken and drivers lose space with bike lanes when there's already little space. Pretty bad over here but we still do it.

    • @itzryan9869
      @itzryan9869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      No, we don't have to deal with much elevation.
      WERE ALREADY HIGH

    • @nightfly4664
      @nightfly4664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      But we do have to deal with a lot of wind on wide open roads, and a lot of bridges and tunnels/viaducts! The main reason why bikes are huge here is because it simply is the best mode of transportation. On top of that, the entire city infrastructure is geared towards cyclists, and even traffic laws are. If you as a cyclist run a red light and hit a car, the car will be put at fault at first until it eventually becomes clear you ran a red light and are at fault. It's like this so cyclists are protected, cars can't treat them as if they aren't there like they can in America (and many other places). There's also plenty of roads that are for cyclists and cars, but the surface is red and signs saying that cars are guests on this road.

    • @jesse2969
      @jesse2969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It does cause if we have a elevation of like 4 degrees up were already puffing to get up..

  • @charliewatts23
    @charliewatts23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    You already know this dude was stoned when he came up with that idea

    • @maikeljongens188
      @maikeljongens188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Charlie Watts fits the Netherlands doesnt it?

    • @muovd
      @muovd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he was high

    • @nascimentogx
      @nascimentogx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He wanted to get higher

    • @fqidz
      @fqidz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This joke is bad.. can't you make a better one? All of you guys have stone brains..
      Alright, that joke was bad. But thats not true.
      You guys ROCK.

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He probably shot up weed and heroine at the same time. Normal weed doesn't make you this crazy.

  • @michelvanderlinden8363
    @michelvanderlinden8363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    Im dutch, Ive never heard about this madness being planned. Dont know what that guy was smoking, but I'll have what he's having.

    • @EmperorCracker
      @EmperorCracker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Michel van der Linden it was in NOS journaal around that time it got announced.

    • @80ki68
      @80ki68 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well you do both live in the Netherlands, so crazy shit to smoke is out there.

    • @thelaw9907
      @thelaw9907 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michel van der Linden hgh

    • @ahmadsuffian14
      @ahmadsuffian14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      weed

    • @michelvanderlinden8363
      @michelvanderlinden8363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      in de woorden van Ma Flodder: "krijg nou de tering"

  • @bobafett2711
    @bobafett2711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1316

    $7,000,000,000,000 to bring skiing in Netherlands
    Wise choices have never been wiser

    • @adamp.3739
      @adamp.3739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      But by far the wisest choice for the Netherlands is not to blow, what, €6 quadrillion on a mountain, but rather €50 billion on wind parks. That's me being generous here. Also, think about it - the main method of draining lakes into polders? Windmills. The main way to crush wheat and other raw agricultural products? Windmills. The Netherlands has always used wind from the very first polder, so to invest that amount into building wind parks is not as illogical as you think.

    • @guttmana9767
      @guttmana9767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      koda fett lol,

    • @jekesan4221
      @jekesan4221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      $7 trillion isn't that much tho,US get $20t+ GDP per year

    • @guttmana9767
      @guttmana9767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jeke San $7 trillion is still 8-9% of the world economy

    • @anitkumarindiansmasterrace1399
      @anitkumarindiansmasterrace1399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@guttmana9767 less than 8%

  • @jajariftw
    @jajariftw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I'm Dutch and I can confirm that Thijs Zonneveld was smoking something else than pure tobacco when he came up with this idea.

  • @yorickberger6444
    @yorickberger6444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2331

    I’m from The Netherlands.
    Believe me, you can’t take Thijs Zonneveld seriously.😂😂

    • @dorushekker2124
      @dorushekker2124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yorick Berger hahahha idd

    • @NeefNeef
      @NeefNeef 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Die gast is altijd stoned😂😂

    • @nicolasmazzon7231
      @nicolasmazzon7231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ja die gast is echt stoned

    • @lewisdoherty7621
      @lewisdoherty7621 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Ooops. I just sent out a notice for everyone to send all of their waste heading for their own landfills to the Netherlands instead to build the mountain. They all seemed really excited. I guess it's too late to stop it.

    • @InvisiblerApple
      @InvisiblerApple 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So, the Idiocracy Garbage Mountain?

  • @aidanw9378
    @aidanw9378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Dutch: we're going to build a mountain!
    World: what will you put on it?
    Dutch: ............ windmills

    • @robinwiggie
      @robinwiggie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Turbines you idot.

    • @theemojimator7787
      @theemojimator7787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@robinwiggie it's called windmills

    • @theemojimator7787
      @theemojimator7787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@robinwiggie well some say turbine and some say wind mill it's the same thing only another word

    • @robinwiggie
      @robinwiggie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No windmills are those old wood structures that use wind to, for example pump water out a lake, or grind wheat for bread. Wind turbines are for making power from wind, you know those tall white poles with 3 blades

    • @Ben-jr8ku
      @Ben-jr8ku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robinwiggie ye but the dutch build wind mills

  • @evosagara
    @evosagara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Everyone : wars againts each other
    Netherlands : war againts the seas

    • @joehoe222
      @joehoe222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Where Caligula failed, we are winning :)

    • @OutragedPufferfish
      @OutragedPufferfish 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uh, the Netherlands has done its share of bad things

    • @joeyleeuwestein7133
      @joeyleeuwestein7133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@OutragedPufferfish And what's the sea going to do about it? Complain? I thought not.

    • @jefffinkbonner9551
      @jefffinkbonner9551 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And against the English

    • @blenderbanana
      @blenderbanana 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OutragedPufferfish Is there a single country you would want to live in, that has not commited self serving atrocities?

  • @WayneDavisDA_ILLESTalive14
    @WayneDavisDA_ILLESTalive14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "ok guys we done everything, what else is there?"
    "...a mountain."

    • @WritingGeekNL
      @WritingGeekNL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Illest Visionz
      Well, in a satire program called Zondag met Lubach, he actually suggested to build an Olympic island on the coast of the Netherlands.

    • @RoadsterPCX
      @RoadsterPCX 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gamegerelateerde Nerd Kunnen we daar niet een van de waddeneilanden voor gebruiken🤔

  • @warden5962
    @warden5962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    I never heard of this plan and I live in the Netherlands

  • @citiesskyscrapers4561
    @citiesskyscrapers4561 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1368

    7 000 000 000 000 $ for being better at skiing? Sounds expediently!

    • @god5620
      @god5620 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      sounds like a good investment to me

    • @citiesskyscrapers4561
      @citiesskyscrapers4561 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Unfortunately people are extremely narrow minded so they cannot comprehend the importance of this investment. And that’s sad.

    • @juliandezeeuw4404
      @juliandezeeuw4404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Always investing in the future.

    • @uss_04
      @uss_04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In the mean time, wheres my Mars Colonies?

    • @SuperTufka
      @SuperTufka 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why not just make it hollow?

  • @starspawn507
    @starspawn507 6 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    So... we need a place to put solar panels...
    BUILD A MOUNTAIN

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Theren Stormwind
      And yet, me and my faily have been bégging for the government to put solarpanels on our (Weesp) citie's appartments and skyscrapers. And they say it's too expensive.
      So what..building a mountain is cheaper?!

    • @redfallxenos4585
      @redfallxenos4585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Widdekuu91 yeah, are you stupid?

    • @maximilianotorro527
      @maximilianotorro527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why thinks every human on earth that we no solar panels have! come in summer in the Netherlands you see that we have enough

    • @sunmiswashingmachine
      @sunmiswashingmachine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maximilianotorro527 even our newer bike lanes have solar panels in it. lang leven de nederlanders

  • @tudorjason
    @tudorjason 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "Give the Dutch a mountain!!"
    This could become an expression.

    • @MsTribus
      @MsTribus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What would it mean ?

    • @choonbox
      @choonbox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A dutch mountain:
      - to make a promise you cant keep.
      - to gift someone, something the person has never seen before.
      - a bump in the road
      e.g. "Yes I'll be at the party" said Hank, knowing it was kind of a dutch mountain.
      Or
      "This road is full of dutch mountains!"

    • @GOAT_GOATERSON
      @GOAT_GOATERSON 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@choonbox dude, ik wil dit gebruiken maar ik weet niet welke ik moet kiezen, ze zijn alle drie goed

  • @XFTFX
    @XFTFX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    1. Drill up to the mantle level
    2. Drop tsar bomba
    3. ......
    4. Profit

    • @mrjman1796
      @mrjman1796 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i can imagine it now

    • @anaysharma4101
      @anaysharma4101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same style list on Oversimplified

    • @h.potamus758
      @h.potamus758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how to turn the netherlands into the netherland indies

  • @chernobyl4045
    @chernobyl4045 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    It would probably be finished before the North-South metro line in Amsterdam would be completed

    • @grimslayer8499
      @grimslayer8499 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      chernobyl404 no that is going to be completed this year i hope. Wait actually no i hate de noord-zuid lijn it ruined the entire tram "system"

    • @Somba335
      @Somba335 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's done next month?

    • @grimslayer8499
      @grimslayer8499 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sombavlogs you think so?

    • @justsomeghostwithinterneta7296
      @justsomeghostwithinterneta7296 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you also have a metro line that doesn't seem to be ready ever? Good to see we Finns are not alone!

  • @idsou
    @idsou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    If we just dig a very deep hole, than the whole country is a mountain

    • @qq3088
      @qq3088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Sir, Harvard has offered you a scholarship

    • @streamlin
      @streamlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@qq3088 holy shit not even gonna lie that has been the best reply i have seen in 3 years

  • @historywithhilbert
    @historywithhilbert 6 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    2 kilometer hoog? Dan kunnen de meesten Nederlanders er toch gewoon overheen kijken!

    • @appleslover
      @appleslover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Stop going everywhere on the internet telling people that you are dutch ..
      Also love your content

    • @lordpichi1
      @lordpichi1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@appleslover He didn't said that he was dutch.

    • @appleslover
      @appleslover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lordpichi1 sarcasm

    • @appleslover
      @appleslover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also I miss my old self

    • @lordpichi1
      @lordpichi1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@appleslover What old self?

  • @Thee_Sinner
    @Thee_Sinner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +829

    What would such a mountain do to the climate?

    • @reggin867
      @reggin867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Fanniumen so nothing?

    • @tristanhoekstra
      @tristanhoekstra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not much good, that's for sure.

    • @robm2681
      @robm2681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The massive amount of energy and labor that would go into a project like that almost seems to negate the fact that they would put a few wind turbines on it.

    • @Bread-nr1sj
      @Bread-nr1sj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It will fuck the balance

    • @fqidz
      @fqidz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The wind would take all the boats to netherlands so they can get many moneyz

  • @hoffness
    @hoffness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Frozen: Do you wanna build a snowman?
    Dutch: Hold my bier.

    • @delanovanraalte3186
      @delanovanraalte3186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@eendjesman9723 not anymore damn global warming

  • @jaapwittenberg642
    @jaapwittenberg642 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Thijs Zonneveld made this plan as a Joke, somehow everyone took it seriously. Still, it is fun to mess around with the idea! Nice video

    • @Mic_Glow
      @Mic_Glow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's 2018. People don't get jokes and you go to jail for being a white male.

  • @antares6167
    @antares6167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    *GIVE THE DUTCH THE MOUNTAIN!*

    • @jeffreykleeven
      @jeffreykleeven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      exposed yt one mountain? Why not 5 or 6 mountains😂

    • @ekacoca6582
      @ekacoca6582 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      They has, 80 years ago.

    • @tomvos3317
      @tomvos3317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NOOOOOOOO I DONT WANT NO MOUNTAIN!

    • @emieloverduin5542
      @emieloverduin5542 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Preferably i would not want to have a mountain in my Backyards so plz no

    • @alleenhoi8374
      @alleenhoi8374 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HahA dit is grappig

  • @gerben.f
    @gerben.f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'm Dutch and lived in the Netherlands my whole life and I can confirm, we would have no clue what to do with our own private mountain. If you want to help us, give us enough materials (sand and dirt) to raise our ground's surface level.

  • @hoangkimviet8545
    @hoangkimviet8545 6 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    Whatever, I'm glad when the Dutch people try to save their countries. We are still able to see Netherlands in the map :-0

    • @sietsedegroot5198
      @sietsedegroot5198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hoàng Kim Việt why are we multiple countries I thought i live in just one country

    • @DjokovicIsOurLordAndSaviour
      @DjokovicIsOurLordAndSaviour 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just poor grammar I think.

    • @selcukdilek4656
      @selcukdilek4656 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes it's great

    • @Brokenhelmet-rm6iu
      @Brokenhelmet-rm6iu 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No you won't see it on the maps because they will be changed. Exept the old paper ones. 🖕 you grammer guys I'm Dutch

    • @kacperwoch4368
      @kacperwoch4368 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The task seems hopeless. Once there was a small city on the Polish coast that is now 3-5 meters below the sea as it got flooded in the 15th c. People moved higher and forgot, but it seems the Dutch have not much space to move higher.

  • @dutchcountryball816
    @dutchcountryball816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Wheve already mountains , where always high

  • @DonMas-car-pone
    @DonMas-car-pone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Trump: "Wall"
    Netherlands: "Mountain"
    Trump: 😑

    • @maximilianotorro527
      @maximilianotorro527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do normal (do you get it?)

    • @jeffreywinkelman8671
      @jeffreywinkelman8671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@maximilianotorro527 ahaha ja doe normaal haha zo origineel. Echt grappig man.

  • @99certain45
    @99certain45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    It'd literally be cheaper for them to buy a mountain from France, build a high speed maglev train, and subsidize it's operations for free rides, than to actually do this

    • @jackson.denzler.
      @jackson.denzler. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aaron Hyde 😂

    • @ouicertes9764
      @ouicertes9764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Instead we get the bi-annual great migration of break cars towing bikes and caravans on french highways.

  • @Ricky911_
    @Ricky911_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    The Netherlands: I'm gonna build a mountain
    Everyone in the comment section: get Austria to help you
    Norway: *jealous noises*

  • @Edhead.
    @Edhead. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    SOMEONE CALL ELON.

    • @lukealberts1482
      @lukealberts1482 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All Elin Musk does is make cars that either underperformed or burst into flames and then dismiss the shareholders as petty.

    • @quepacho64
      @quepacho64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't, he'll privatize mountains

    • @fruitella196
      @fruitella196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Luke Alberts he also owns spaceX

    • @jonvin
      @jonvin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ELON? worlds greatest scam artist?

    • @josepht8560
      @josepht8560 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      scam artist how?

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    If you have the money, you can do anything I guess

    • @trippysnow3791
      @trippysnow3791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Justin Y. We meet again

    • @K0EN
      @K0EN 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      GO AWAY

    • @Dima_Vauss
      @Dima_Vauss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow, you are everywhere on youtube

    • @mario_adv2nture
      @mario_adv2nture 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Justin Y.
      well, I haven't seen anything yet...

    • @jopwestra2614
      @jopwestra2614 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see you on tasty all the time 😂😂

  • @steffie224vdv
    @steffie224vdv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As a Dutchman it makes me happy that you actually pronounced the Dutch names. Most people don't even bother

  • @canadianmormarchist
    @canadianmormarchist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    USA: BUILD THE WALL Netherlands: BUILD THE MOUNTAIN

    • @ianstrijker9576
      @ianstrijker9576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      we build the best wall to stop water, from mexico, to enter the country

  • @joelhoeve
    @joelhoeve 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Im from the Netherlands and i live in Flevoland
    I was really suprised when i saw the title of this video 😁

    • @cmdrgarbage1895
      @cmdrgarbage1895 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joël Hoeve I'm so sorry for you that you live in Flevoland

  • @tinyturtwig7944
    @tinyturtwig7944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The Dutch, stopping rising sea levels since 1200 ad

    • @beu9245
      @beu9245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean as soon as we stop the majority of out country will flood so we don't really have a choice

  • @whatthe5883
    @whatthe5883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Your audio is really strange

    • @khoinguyen5063
      @khoinguyen5063 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Tay Za Hlwar it sounds Wendover Production making an impression of RealLifeLore

    • @RealLifeLore
      @RealLifeLore  6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I recently moved into a new apartment so the audio is sounding a little different. I'll try and have it fixed for next week!

    • @jayfawn8478
      @jayfawn8478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Strange but not weird ,still great video

    • @Nexnav
      @Nexnav 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jay fawn Strange but not weird? How is that possible

    • @xredslime
      @xredslime 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I prefer this audio actually

  • @d23speed35
    @d23speed35 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    HOW MUCH TOYOTA COROLLA WOULD IT WEIGHT AND HOW MANY TOYOTA COROLLA WILL YOU NEED TOO STACK A 2 KM MOUNTAIN ???

    • @azmeriliza3788
      @azmeriliza3788 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      D23 Speed idk but would be a lot

    • @Cat-ct9hn
      @Cat-ct9hn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      D23 Speed Let‘s do the math:
      A Toyota Corolla roughly occupies a volume of 11.84 cubic meters and weighs about 1225 kg.
      1. _How many Toyotas would you need to fill out the mountain and how much would that weigh?_ You would need about *650 million* Corollas to build such a mountain. Together, they would weigh about *796 million tons* .
      2. _What if you want a two-kilometer tower of Corollas stacked on top of each other?_ You would need to stack *1365 Corollas* , which would weigh about *1672 tons* . The cars would cost about 29 million euros (assuming we‘re using the cheapest variant of the newest Corolla).

    • @EarlOfDouglass
      @EarlOfDouglass 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      007Cat24 thanks for your dedication to humanity

    • @FlyConeGuy
      @FlyConeGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      007Cat24 Are you okay?

    • @Cat-ct9hn
      @Cat-ct9hn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FlyConeGuy Yes.

  • @Arristuff
    @Arristuff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    America and china: we need to build walls
    Russian:I will make nuclear weapons
    Italy: I will make pizza
    The Netherlands: I will make a Mountain!
    Everyone:HAHAHAHA
    Austria: why are Dutch people trying to move my Mountains

    • @teunvanotterdijk5266
      @teunvanotterdijk5266 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are not funny at all

    • @Arristuff
      @Arristuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know I have terrible humour

    • @eeeesyywuwiz2836
      @eeeesyywuwiz2836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imran Elmaziani hij is nederlands idioot

  • @lilaclizard4504
    @lilaclizard4504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    There's a mountain - sorry hill in Townsville Australia that reminds me of this. It's about 3 metres too short to be a mountain, but they wanted a mountain, so they added dirt to make it one & renamed it from "Castle Hill" to "Castle Mountain" then a storm hit & washed their mountain away. So they tried again, but it washed away again, eventually (or rather currently, who knows what the future holds) it was accepted as just a hill - and named "the tallest hill in the country"

  • @PHCuber
    @PHCuber 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    What if we cover a mountain with toyota corollas

    • @ethaneblaghie7583
      @ethaneblaghie7583 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES. I feel like everyone calls themselves Dutch in the Netherlands, whereas the world calls them the Netherlands, and then you have Britain here just saying Holland.

  • @shaws85
    @shaws85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Holy crap! This is the best idea ever! Let’s do it, guys! We’ll dig up Belgium and use it to create our awesome, super-duper, winter sports mountain ^^ Aaaaand...we’ll use the leftovers to build a wall around Frysland ;)

  • @00crashtest
    @00crashtest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    What about a hollow "mountain"? It would be a very large and tall building with a green roof covering the entire surface.
    Not only would this use less than 5% the material of a solid mountain, but also there would be billions of square feet of space usable inside in the skyscraper.

    • @georgecwan
      @georgecwan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      The logistics of supporting such a big hollow structure will also be hard...

    • @shboi8103
      @shboi8103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah nah

    • @robm2681
      @robm2681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would think they would want to build smaller versions of these along the coast to block rising tides from swallowing up their land that's at or below sea level.

    • @rosannaberckley5515
      @rosannaberckley5515 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Rob M we already have those

    • @lucius564
      @lucius564 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dean Pepper nah we’ve got hills along the coastline called the dunes

  • @kupaars
    @kupaars 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This is so sad
    *CAN WE BUILD A MOUNTAIN*

  • @ydidishitmyself353
    @ydidishitmyself353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    We have the mt.everest in the Netherlands its called a "stoep"

  • @horlicksbhai
    @horlicksbhai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Why send people to mars when u can save a Plane ticket to Austria?

    • @dolecrash5802
      @dolecrash5802 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk?

    • @DigitalTwins
      @DigitalTwins 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      well ausies are almost martians ( lets confince elon)

    • @duduchannel6729
      @duduchannel6729 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +DigitalTwins Austria and Australia are different countries...

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "I want a mountain! Everybody else has one!"

  • @JohnnyL69
    @JohnnyL69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "The Netherlands is famous for being one of the flattest countries on Earth."
    *Still not as flat as my crush*

    • @maximilianotorro527
      @maximilianotorro527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of the there the flatest

    • @whafflete6721
      @whafflete6721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Either your crush exist only on 2D sources or anyways u got a crush and gl

    • @jekesan4221
      @jekesan4221 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Netherlands Cassava Trueee,it's sexier for me

    • @jgowner6076
      @jgowner6076 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, you trully go for her character then

  • @cowboyhank456
    @cowboyhank456 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I'm Dutch and I had no idea this was seriously being considered. It also sounds ridiculous and unreasonable

    • @Akechi_The_Phantom_Detective
      @Akechi_The_Phantom_Detective 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think my favourite part is the simple justification of your athletes don't want to go to Austria and this is the easiest option. I suspect the guy who made this pitch is a Doctor like Doctor Pepper is a Doctor.

    • @TrustInTheShepherd
      @TrustInTheShepherd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cowboy Hank
      Actually it would have my support, it just needs to be shaped like the shit emoji.

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Taxpayer money

    • @worfoz
      @worfoz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Invade Belgium, take over those Ardennes and we have mountains.
      Easy and affordable.

  • @Aprill264
    @Aprill264 6 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    How the hell does our government want to do that

    • @jesseappeltjemovies
      @jesseappeltjemovies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Blazing Blitzle ja dat is best wel raar

    • @MasterEwd
      @MasterEwd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      It's a private investment joke, the government has nothing to do with it

    • @WritingGeekNL
      @WritingGeekNL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Blazing Blitzle
      They don't, lol.
      It was just an idea by some idiot.

    • @tijnmerkus6199
      @tijnmerkus6199 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They don't....

    • @renstasma5214
      @renstasma5214 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ik heb nog nooit van dit project gehoord hoor😂..ik denk dat niemand dat heeft

  • @KB65YT
    @KB65YT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The Netherlands:
    50% Sea
    50% Weed

    • @epiclolly
      @epiclolly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      100% seaweed

    • @Tristanimator_
      @Tristanimator_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      5% i live in amsterdam
      95% of netherlands i hate amsterdam

    • @casper6405
      @casper6405 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tristanimator_ yeah that's true
      Amsterdam is the shitstain of our country

    • @veldmuis8181
      @veldmuis8181 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tristanimator_ Amsterdam verneuk 't hele beeld van Nederland

    • @Tristanimator_
      @Tristanimator_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol ja echt he

  • @alluraambrose2978
    @alluraambrose2978 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Mount Scenery (Saba) 877m tall, is our highest point, but everyone always forget the cute little islands we have. its like saying Hawaii isnt a state of the USA.

    • @bestgameplay831
      @bestgameplay831 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Weakypedia_ saba

    • @peternieter1836
      @peternieter1836 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Allura Ambrose forgetting about 13 km² and not even 2000 people is definitely not the same as forgetting about 16.625 km² and 1.5 Million people.

    • @poizzzgoballistick
      @poizzzgoballistick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah it’s in the kingdom of the netherlands, but not actually in the netherlands lol

    • @whafflete6721
      @whafflete6721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *when you were confused thinking "Isn't Saba own by Malaysia" and found it was at the Caribbean*

    • @bisha9756
      @bisha9756 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is not mountain but its hill

  • @quadraticequation8196
    @quadraticequation8196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Let's build mountains......after all what else is there to do

    • @TehMightyWhale
      @TehMightyWhale 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Medicine? Don't be ridiculous, we need this.

  • @nietlars5563
    @nietlars5563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:18 just love how said that

  • @mummiedanser1609
    @mummiedanser1609 6 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Gewoon groningen leeggraven al t gas is dr toch al uit

    • @cmdrgarbage1895
      @cmdrgarbage1895 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Mummiedanser Eigenlijk is nog iets van 90% niet opgepompt, we evacueren groningen wel en verkopen al dat gas maar eens...

    • @mummiedanser1609
      @mummiedanser1609 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Ja we hoeven niet eens te evacueren want groningers zijn geen mensen

    • @frightened9011
      @frightened9011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mummiedanser wtf? 😂

    • @ncsg9431
      @ncsg9431 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Als Groningers geen mensen zijn.. wat zijn ''ze'' dan?

    • @cmdrgarbage1895
      @cmdrgarbage1895 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How to get Beesten uit de diepste delen van het riool

  • @wills5945
    @wills5945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You know what, go for it, you do you Netherlands. Sending love from the U.K.
    🇬🇧 -❤️>🇳🇱

  • @casper6405
    @casper6405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Me a dutchman: it's over I build the high ground

    • @the11382
      @the11382 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Belgium: You underestimate my power!

  • @Qfeys
    @Qfeys 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was actually rather interested when they first proposed this. While they did first propose to make it massive, pretty soon (after they calculated that the surrounding land would drop 100m), they switched their proposal to a hollow mountain, which also dropped the cost massively. IIRC, they spend more then a year researching various implementations and managed to get a large number of companies to actually help them. The inside of the mountain would then serve as indoor farming and energy storage.
    Unfortunately after one year of research, they concluded that it wouldn't be profitable. However, just the insinuation that it might have been really just awed me.

  • @sigmablyat
    @sigmablyat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    *talks about mountain sports*
    *shows a boxer training*

    • @joop4809
      @joop4809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      boxers train in high altitudes

    • @nickf6135
      @nickf6135 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joop the best boxers dont

    • @joop4809
      @joop4809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      idk I am not really an expert on it, though I heard most of them like to train high up :P

    • @lunayen
      @lunayen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mr. Blyat
      They're referring to boxers and runners training at higher altitudes, whichever can lead to better oxigen intake.

  • @Toxxicqt
    @Toxxicqt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    when a foreign youtuber talks about your country
    and they misspell all the native words

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As a french I relate to that comment a lot

    • @jagc2206
      @jagc2206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      when you dont even notice cuz you dont know how to spell them yourselves

    • @beu9245
      @beu9245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It does make me feel low key kinda smart though

    • @ianstrijker9576
      @ianstrijker9576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sephikong8323 at least they try to sound french.

    • @waterlilyrepublic8608
      @waterlilyrepublic8608 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought reallifelore was dutch

  • @sylendraws1249
    @sylendraws1249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    We have built mountains before, they're called pyramids

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Those were just pointy hills with a couple rooms in the middle.

    • @theinsanepumpkincarver
      @theinsanepumpkincarver 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aliens built those.

    • @cringetv2153
      @cringetv2153 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Insane Pumpkin Carver exactly

    • @ethaneblaghie7583
      @ethaneblaghie7583 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      CringeTV: Um. OK, I don't believe this theory but I won't judge.
      SylenDraws: I agree w No Anime and plus they were built in EGYPT not the NETHERLANDS. Theres just a small 4886 KM DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GAZA AND AMSTERDAM..........

    • @cringetv2153
      @cringetv2153 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ethan Eblaghie I don’t believe your theory

  • @jul7985
    @jul7985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    2km is a joke for Austria or Switzerland

    • @vincent5880
      @vincent5880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not really for austria they kinda got the low alps

    • @sachinsir9004
      @sachinsir9004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ever heard of Nepal....we have 8 highest mountain in world's top 10

    • @luisrenteria4252
      @luisrenteria4252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mexico have a lot of cities above 2k, indeed a lot of Mexico’s population live above 2k lol

    • @bn56would
      @bn56would 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sachinsir9004 Nepal can't really be compared to Netherlands considering the difference of continents, surroundings, plate boundaries and distance. On the other hand Netherlands are close to both Switzerland and Austria linguistically, culturally and in terms of distance.

    • @peterdevalk7929
      @peterdevalk7929 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When did you build them?

  • @troto7735
    @troto7735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Instead of saying “insane plan” can you say “insane idea” because no one actually planned to do this, they never did, it was a idea, no one was going to do it at a planned time either.

  • @akiibrahimovic2999
    @akiibrahimovic2999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Me: sees my crush
    Me 2 seconds later: 2:00

  • @biko9824
    @biko9824 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Ik ben Nederlands. In Nederland noemen we een heuvel van 10m hoog een “berg” (mountain).
    *GG*

    • @ferael0013
      @ferael0013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jij ben een taal? Het is heel interessant.

    • @Artificial777
      @Artificial777 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      bram lokhorst oh de marokanen zijn hier ga nu jullie de voeten likken van terorist mohamad

    • @barnvandiebos9070
      @barnvandiebos9070 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kanker kanker kanker

    • @biko9824
      @biko9824 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gaan we over de akbar familie praten?

    • @meindertnieland5227
      @meindertnieland5227 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      bram lokhorst waar heeft hij dat aan verdiend?

  • @brodoxl
    @brodoxl ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We do have an actual mountain, in Saba, a small island in the Carribean which is technically a Dutch county.

  • @brandon-wn8by
    @brandon-wn8by 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Yes let us spend 7 quadrillion dollars for a big lump of rock. Yes yes carry on

    • @evallyntc3164
      @evallyntc3164 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okkaido Plays trillion* get it right and what else would they spend it on

    • @brandon-wn8by
      @brandon-wn8by 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Frog Punx on literally anything else

    • @DForce26
      @DForce26 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's about the same amount of money of the Murican annual Defense budget

    • @baileysmirthwaite1202
      @baileysmirthwaite1202 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peet Lelieveld no, the us budget isn't even a trillion

    • @DForce26
      @DForce26 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      StingLikeAButterfly FloatLikeABee dude... Sarcasm...

  • @WTFCDFoxy
    @WTFCDFoxy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    If they built more than 5 000 meters high mountain, it will trigger alp nations

  • @thetake-geopolitics4961
    @thetake-geopolitics4961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I genuinely love the netherlands so much, easily my favorite place on earth

  • @mikboerde4563
    @mikboerde4563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Oh, finally😩, a mountain in my country😂

    • @justsomeghostwithinterneta7296
      @justsomeghostwithinterneta7296 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think one mountain in middle of flat would look pretty stupid

    • @justsomeghostwithinterneta7296
      @justsomeghostwithinterneta7296 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      NightPhoenix652 You did not have to say that

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It has a mountain every time you stand up

    • @EmpireTVDragon
      @EmpireTVDragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      NightPhoenix652 imagine if Netherland is a chair and you tries to sit on it. What would happen if there is a mountain at the middle?

  • @feynstein1004
    @feynstein1004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dutch logic: forget about going to Mars. Imma build a giant pile of sand costing trillions and possibly put the entire country in danger just so my athletes don't have to travel to Austria.

  • @woodvineandco
    @woodvineandco 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was so excited to see this video pop up. I've always wondered if you could build a mountain.

  • @firstname4116
    @firstname4116 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Lol they got desperate. 2000, no? 1000? 300?...

    • @joesladden9914
      @joesladden9914 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They ended up just building a sandcastle

  • @Righteous1ist
    @Righteous1ist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    No wonder they're the tallest people. Evolution because the lands are so flat.

    • @rif42
      @rif42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Being tall is the only way they can keep their head above water level during flooding ;-).

    • @smegmalasagna
      @smegmalasagna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Righteous1 My brother would become 212 cm tall if it wasn’t for his knee surgery ;p my sister has had a knee surgery too but I probably won’t grow bigger than 6’7 so I don’t need one myself

    • @seferino
      @seferino 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its the diet and the adaptation to the weather.

    • @Righteous1ist
      @Righteous1ist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's also the terrain, because when you look at all the mountain people in the world. They are the shortest people.

    • @gabrokkerhun
      @gabrokkerhun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Taller people have more children on avarage? I see how we have so many people on Earth with those giant Indians, the 7 foot tall Latin Americans and especially... with all those incredibly tall Chinese it's no wonder!

  • @klaasdepaashaasmrhaas
    @klaasdepaashaasmrhaas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Na, I don't need a base on mars, but a mountain so I can go skiing at home, is a verry good investment!

  • @Finkelfunk
    @Finkelfunk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Jokes about Dutch topography are always so flat...

    • @Xominus
      @Xominus 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Finkel - Funk racist

  • @Andre-yp4oy
    @Andre-yp4oy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I think it’s more likely that the Dutch will win the World Cup 2018 than building this Mountain.

  • @FaZeTimerrr
    @FaZeTimerrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Skip sending people to Mars, we need a mountain asap

  • @ry8246
    @ry8246 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The tallest human, on the flattest land.

  • @JimFortune
    @JimFortune 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Holly, Michigan decided they needed something to do on the weekends, so they built a mountain to ski on. It's more in the range of 300 meters than the 2 kilometers in the Dutch plan, but you've gotta start somewhere.

  • @mamagermany
    @mamagermany 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I visited the Netherlands and when getting directions from a local, he said we would turn right at the top of the hill. We went up a speed bump, and the road no longer went straight, so we were very confused for a moment. The speed bump, or, perhaps generously, a ‘slope’, was a hill for them.

  • @AlwaysRM_
    @AlwaysRM_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    300 tall "mountain"
    That's lower then ur current highest point...

    • @hkr667
      @hkr667 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah but it would cost only $880,000,000,000,- ! :)

    • @stormblade2510
      @stormblade2510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      H Kr
      Still more than your budget

    • @carljohnson4691
      @carljohnson4691 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, he said 300 meters, not feet. I read somewhere that a geographic feature has to be at least 1000 feet higher than the surrounding terrain to qualify as a mountain. Three Hundred meters is 984.25 feet, so it would still not qualify as a mountain.

    • @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907
      @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that's lower than the altitude on which my house is lol

  • @AssassinKirk29
    @AssassinKirk29 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Cities Skylines (For Real Edition)

  • @finndis5095
    @finndis5095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:07 everyone from the netherlands:DRENTHE

  • @rsp9238
    @rsp9238 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this 'amazing feet of engineering' clearly effected coastlines elsewhere, it took sediment out of the (ocean) elsewhere causing increased erosion on other coastal areas. Not saying that this is because of it (very well could be) but britain has been facing increasing amounts of erosion along its coasts over the last 50 years

    • @sussus3288
      @sussus3288 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      RSP Yes but a big reason why the Dutch reclaimed so much land from the sea was because of some big disaster that happend there which involved parts of their country being completly flooded so the British getting a bit of erosion is only a small price to pay, espacially when the Dutch don't even have to pay for anything of it.

    • @rsp9238
      @rsp9238 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      im just saying the north sea is a system and reclaiming all this sediment will negatively affect other areas and should be accounted for.

  • @inthekitchenwithkaleb8020
    @inthekitchenwithkaleb8020 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    NOOOO. NETHERLANDS YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL JUST THE WAY YOU ARE YOU DONY NEED A MOUNTAIN

    • @bcubed72
      @bcubed72 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Too late...Netherlands having "work done"; tired of being flat.

  • @bakhtiarrahim5498
    @bakhtiarrahim5498 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Similar here in Bangladesh. We hardly have any mountains and the country is naturally gaining land on its south (bay of Bengal). The country is the world's largest deltaland and getting technical support from Netherlands. Cheers!

  • @KevinJLoos
    @KevinJLoos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how I as a German can actually understand most of the comments, Dutch is like German with a very funky accent

    • @ianstrijker9576
      @ianstrijker9576 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      german is like dutch but with the difficult rules in other parts of grammar.

  • @drdewott9154
    @drdewott9154 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Meanwhile in Copenhagen they're building a 100 meter tall ski resort on top of a powerplant so that's something XD. Heck It's the first structure you see coming from Malmö now while crossing the Øresund Bridge

  • @Brendonbosy
    @Brendonbosy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not to mention mountaintops without protection will weather by around 0.1 to 0.3" each year. That's why the Appalachian mounts are under 6,000 ft, while the Rockies are 12,000+. If you built a mountain above the tree line, you'll need to continually replace the lost rock. Mt Everest, for example, shrink by approximately 1/4" per year. The only reason it doesn't lose height is because it gets replaced by the uplift of India continuing to drive into Asia. Same with the Alps

  • @nbksrbija1039
    @nbksrbija1039 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The tallest things in the Netherlands are the people

  • @Theturtleowl
    @Theturtleowl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So we are finally going to replace Almere?

  • @muelesariocontra
    @muelesariocontra 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Here in Italy the problem is the opposite, we have so many mountains everywhere that we cannot build and grow crops as we are able to do, but on the other side these mountains feed our echosystem and give us an extraordinary cultural diversity 🏔🇮🇹

  • @justsomeghostwithinterneta7296
    @justsomeghostwithinterneta7296 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Poor Netherlands. But I kinda remember hearing that UAE also wants to build mountainS

    • @selcukdilek4656
      @selcukdilek4656 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really ?
      Oh , I think that you confuse things. So far I have heard the UAE make artificial islands , but they are (as an oil state) very rich.
      So do they also make mountains ? Or you mean that they have make artificial land in the Netherlands ? lol

    • @justsomeghostwithinterneta7296
      @justsomeghostwithinterneta7296 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marla Uhmmmm... Well I remember hearing somewhere that UAE plans to build mountains in UAE. IDK why. Maybe they are bored of building islands I don't know

    • @selcukdilek4656
      @selcukdilek4656 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh okay

    • @gta1kev
      @gta1kev 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marla the dutch does that kind of work in uae with ships that suck sand and blow it into a place to make it become land

    • @DjamieA
      @DjamieA 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Finnish Finn Wdym with 'poor netherlands'...?