Trump is not going to fix the price of groceries. Inflation is already back to normal levels. Tell me which of his policies will lower prices? Tariffs? Lol. He is lying to you and you are not smart enough to realize it.
Exactly. They’re going to wish Joe Biden was back when all the official divisiveness and nastiness is a daily fare and programs Americans rely on are cut.
Maga in a nut shell…they don’t care about policies, voting for a vile conman, or voting against their own self interests. All they care about is owning the libs. Pathetic.
so trump won, if they said he lost there would be a civil war, but now all americans should learn how how to speak russian and chinese, they are the real winners
@@Msus-dd9jd Imagine having blocking a populist like Bernie from a guranteed win for the DNC and putting KAMALA INSTEAD HAHAH DNC is its own worst enemy
@@user-ci5le3uk5l The increase on goods and taxes is not something to be laughing about. Especially when it affects the non-wealthy Americans like you and me.
"It was rigged!! It was rigged!!" --The Losers who whined like babies when they lost. And still have not accepted their 2020 loss. And now those uneducated hypocrites dare to tell us anything at all? If you miss russia, you can always go back.
To all the Protest Voters and those who decided Not to Vote at all. MAGA/Gilead Thanks You!😢 Good for you, now you can sit in your righteousness while you write an Apology Letter to Ukraine, Palestine, the Environment, our Healthcare system, our Educational system, the women in your life and the Constitution of the United States. Then sit back and watch the rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and the sick gets sicker. ❤
What do you mean with apology letter to women? Did you write apology letter to women that got beaten by BIOLOGICAL MEN in sports? Or all those women that got killed by ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS?!
@@itzel1735are the student who got their loans forgiven under Biden in the room with you right now? Asking as a full time working father with student loans.
@@KingDarkTurtle How many times did the Supreme Court strike down or ban Biden’s student loan forgiveness efforts? Twice? Three times? More? And three of those judges were Trump appointees. - And my question is still what the Trump plan is for outstanding student loans?
All I remember about Trump and student loans is the $25 million in settlements he agreed to pay to the students who were defrauded by Trump University. But I admit I’m not up on his current proposed plans.
I have taken a leave from work today . 2 days of " depression" leave . Dont loose heart ❤️ America . Only 4 more years of hell . Then it will get back to what America was " once upon a time " the most beautiful country of the world 🌍. Can anyone make "Back to the future " movie a reality - President Obama can u get into a time machine reverse gear and bring back America to the real America ? 😮
"he will accept the results of a election" yeah because this one wasn't fixed. Take a look at past voting, where have the 25 million voters gone from 2020.
If democrats did fix the 2020 election, why didn't they fix this one, considering it should be easier this time around now that they got an administration in the White House? Not only that, Trump was all ready to shout voter fraud, but now that he won, suddenly everything is okay? Let's face it, Trump can't lose gracefully. If Harris was to behave like Trump, she would be crying about election fraud and trying to call governors to see if they can find extra votes, except she gracefully conceded the election, and I respect her for that. You know why she won't cry fraud and try to undermine the election process? To show that she has principles, and actually follows and protects the democratic process. Something Trump lacks, and a lot of people either can't see, or don't want to see it. Well best of luck to all of us, because I think we will need it.
The Greatest late nite show host was Johnny Carson he never took political sides he joked about everybody because he had something that escapes these impostors Johnny had talent...
May 30, 2024 · A New York jury found former President Donald Trump guilty of 34 felony counts of falsified business records. Oh you missed that when you voted like a douche huh?
May 10, 2023 A Manhattan federal jury found that Donald Trump sexually abused E. Jean Carroll in a luxury department store dressing room in the spring of 1996 and awarded her $5 million. Missed that one to when you voted for a sex offender.
Maybe in that dimension the government also did, after Joe Biden won, decide to fix the issues that caused people to vote for Trump instead of going "business as usual"?
That bit with the news guy who couldn't stop talking was the funniest thing ever! I was LMAO! I don't laugh a lot with late night anymore, but this was crazy funny.
Was that meant to be funny? It’s “comedians” like these guys that give American comedy a bad rep! Then again I’m British and we have James Cordon so suppose I can’t talk either 😂
There's nothing funny about a facist gaining power. Nothing funny about a sex offender elected to the highest public office. Nothing Funny about a man convicted 27 times of fraud being President. Why would you think it was funny?
Saying this as a bisexual, Mexican/Native American trans woman who was driven out of the left due to the far left identity politics that they refuse to drop, while simultaneously pinning any and every single failure on their reliable strawmen instead actually taking responsibility for the situations they’ve put themselves into; please, for me, Sit and spin
“The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them.” Turkish Proverbs
Unsubscribe all channels that support the twisting of the facts. This will be my 5th tonight. Another way to make your voice heard I listened to it for way to long....no more
There will never be a Conan O'Brien ever again.
Sad but true
100%
I miss him
That's why I still watch Conan. His podcast is awesome
Long live the king of Late Night
All three major late night hosts made the exact same joke about the “did Biden drop out” google searches being from Biden himself
They all got the same writer (ChatGPT)
Is a good joke tho
Exactly bro
there’s not an abundance of humor today
Because they are all paid by the same people.
They are propaganda machines.
I watched this with a straight face. No humor whatsoever in this monologue.
fr this was cringe especially the guy that couldnt stop talking
Turn it off then "straight face" - funny as🤣🤣🤣
@maretteschulz8898 oh I don't watch this garbage...only this clip
this monologue? hes never funny not does he find things funny do you not see how he laughs?
This guy has been far from funny for a long time.
I miss Jonny Carson.. These clowns are pathetic nowadays ..
Jimmy fallon does not worry about the price of his groceries. It is simple as that.
you guys only care about the price of gas. money is all that is important to you. theres no need for money when people end up dead
Neither does Trump
Trump is not going to fix the price of groceries. Inflation is already back to normal levels. Tell me which of his policies will lower prices? Tariffs? Lol. He is lying to you and you are not smart enough to realize it.
So vote for the bilionaire who has only failed businesses and wants to tariff everything, making things even more expensive. Got it.
@@laurensnieuwland4657that’s not how tariffs work. Go research the subject thoroughly then come back and apologize for your stupidity.
This kind of humor is what won the election for the republicans 😂
The convict is funny. Not a serious person. Bros love that
@@AngelPrissyno wars or military deaths under Trump “not a serious person” give me a break lunatics
No, what won the election was that Trump appealed to idiotic white men and their idiotic white women
Nope Lies,
Fear and Loathing
of fellow
humans did
Biden's inflation and economy as well as Trump's cult of personality resulted in this.
May humanity understand that democracy and respect and freedom are precious…
The fact that it's not the norm worldwide makes me wonder why people bring kids into oppression.
......even though the person that was elected does not. Stay strong America.
@@Matt.Thompson.1976even though the person elected fights for it…..
And trump will respect those vaules
Dude just because you lose doesn’t mean democracy is dead idiots 😂
This is just sad.
Exactly. They’re going to wish Joe Biden was back when all the official divisiveness and nastiness is a daily fare and programs Americans rely on are cut.
Let's cheer up. From now on, the air in the White House will become unbreathable.
L
@@DenBoy4 ?
report the video on hate speech because that what this is
a threat to democracy
Only thing funny was knowing you’re upset he’s back 😂
Atrocity descends upon us all u included deplorables
Oh man, I'm going to enjoy your voter's regret. It's gonna be guuud 😂😂😂😂
Maga in a nut shell…they don’t care about policies, voting for a vile conman, or voting against their own self interests. All they care about is owning the libs. Pathetic.
@@joeterra.t We're too busy enjoying all you liberal narcissists recording yourselves weeping like babies 😂😂
@@joeterra.t doesnt that sound exactly as you when voted for Biden 😂😂
Winners focus on winning, losers focus on winners.
so trump won, if they said he lost there would be a civil war, but now all americans should learn how how to speak russian and chinese, they are the real winners
What a clown
With an orange face , yellow/white hair that looks like a wig and doesn't know what he's doing, yeah Trump makes a great clown
Who Trump?
@lannyjr1042 🤣🤣👏👏
Clowns are funny. Don't disrespect them with this hack of a host.
@@lannyjr1042 Keep crying, bud. That liberal tears taste sweet.
JIMMEY , YOU ARE FIRED!
The trolls came out to play once the moron is the winner ❄️😂😂
Sergej, little boy, get back to work or your pimp Putin will throw you through a window. 😂😂😂
You should be fired for your inability to spell his name.
Imagine thinking you're on the right side of history when 99% of celebrities, social media companies, and media is on your side...
🎯
The democrat party are the party of corruption, corporations and funding war
omg frr
bingo
Lol
Hollywood, wait 'til Diddy takes all of you with him.
🤡🤣🤣🤣🤡
These late night show hosts are all FIRED. 😂
😢
You and donOld 👑❄️ only wish 😂😂
@Nite2012Mare homie go cry about trump won texas and latinos for Trump now fck off
So all the networks will just simulcast Gutfeld from now on?
@@Nite2012Mare From Nazi to DonOld. Wow. That’s such a new low for you guys. Even your insults are pathetic now 😂
How to waste one billion dollars. By Kamala Harris
It’s not her…it’s her donors!
Where are the Kamala jokes?
Here is her joke:
She was running for US President!
Her name is a joke
@@marvinvonrenchler4832 You must be a racist. You know most everyone in the US has some african american ancestry. It is true look it up!!!
What a Reminder to Hollywood Elites' that their voice doesn't matter to Average Americans 🤣🤣 just GLORIOUS
Yeah, that must make your life so much better. That and tax cuts for super rich billionaires. Trickle down or somehting. Enjoy.....
@Msus-dd9jd Ofcourse it does🤣 you'll enjoy it as well🤝
@@Msus-dd9jd Imagine having blocking a populist like Bernie from a guranteed win for the DNC and putting KAMALA INSTEAD HAHAH
DNC is its own worst enemy
@Msus-dd9jd keep pretending the biggest transfer of wealth in American history didn't happen under Biden 😂
@@user-ci5le3uk5l The increase on goods and taxes is not something to be laughing about. Especially when it affects the non-wealthy Americans like you and me.
Yes and over 71 million people voted and still counting!! I hope you never get politically convicted!!
Trump may have a nasty mouth but am sure he is not that vindictive .
He was criminally convicted. You just voted the first felon into office.
@@jeremyk4276 He is vile and you'll find out soon enough.
@@clayleblanc6787 I pray for the secret service agents that have to protect that fascist 😳
@@jeremyk4276 The guy has filed over 3500 law suits against people in his life. He brags on how vengeful he is
I am amazed how these night shows hated Trump so much😂..
everyone hates trump
It gets (brainwashed) people to watch them
@@rerickfso true
Lock step with the rest of the media. And they wonder why we don't believe them anymore.
Another embarrassment to our country, and what is left of the entertainment industry.
Kamala was hanging out with Don Julio at the crown Royal Palace 😂
So this is how democracy dies... with thunderous applause
>democratically elected Trump
>muh democracy is dead
Begun, the drone war has.
It's made up bruh
No, democracy made a choice. They chose Trump.
They still dont get the point....
I thought you will have a normal reaction compared to the other unhinged hosts, i was wrong 🤣🤣
Cry more. Take Your L
"It was rigged!! It was rigged!!"
--The Losers who whined like babies when they lost.
And still have not accepted their 2020 loss.
And now those uneducated hypocrites dare to tell us anything at all?
If you miss russia, you can always go back.
To all the Protest Voters and those who decided Not to Vote at all. MAGA/Gilead Thanks You!😢
Good for you, now you can sit in your righteousness while you write an Apology Letter to Ukraine, Palestine, the Environment, our Healthcare system, our Educational system, the women in your life and the Constitution of the United States.
Then sit back and watch the rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and the sick gets sicker. ❤
Thank you for your tears. Cry some more.
Here is the reality, we are all going to do better under Trump. Turn this Hollywierd brain rot off and you will actually notice your life get better
Well said!
What do you mean with apology letter to women? Did you write apology letter to women that got beaten by BIOLOGICAL MEN in sports? Or all those women that got killed by ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS?!
American drama 🎭
Say something about kummala
tbh i kinda wish jimmy talked on a more serious note regarding the election results
The ONLY way you're still on Fallon, is because of Mr. TRUMP. So hush.
no kamala jokes...?
I remember when you could go to the theater and pay 10 cents for the movie, 5 cents for 🥤5 cents for 🍿.. those were the best of times!!!
It wasn’t for him it was against them. Disabled veterans should never be homeless for 4 years waiting on a damn student loan forgiveness
@@Firewatch557 What’s the Trump plan for student loan forgiveness? I missed that.
@@itzel1735are the student who got their loans forgiven under Biden in the room with you right now? Asking as a full time working father with student loans.
It was for him
@@KingDarkTurtle How many times did the Supreme Court strike down or ban Biden’s student loan forgiveness efforts? Twice? Three times? More? And three of those judges were Trump appointees. - And my question is still what the Trump plan is for outstanding student loans?
All I remember about Trump and student loans is the $25 million in settlements he agreed to pay to the students who were defrauded by Trump University. But I admit I’m not up on his current proposed plans.
I have taken a leave from work today . 2 days of " depression" leave .
Dont loose heart ❤️ America . Only 4 more years of hell . Then it will get back to what America was " once upon a time " the most beautiful country of the world 🌍.
Can anyone make "Back to the future " movie a reality - President Obama can u get into a time machine reverse gear and bring back America to the real America ? 😮
Jimmy Felon is going to prison
For....what, exactly?
But not the man in office? 🤔🤔
Yo not funny man lol. I was drinking water and when he said he breathed through his butt was the first time I breathed water through my nose 😂
Thank you so much for your help Fallon 👍
Trumps your daddy blue pill beta Cuck 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 4 years of loser tears 😢🎉🎉🎉🎉
"he will accept the results of a election" yeah because this one wasn't fixed. Take a look at past voting, where have the 25 million voters gone from 2020.
20 million more votes than usual in 2020, cos of covid.
I know! I was just looking at that. Did aliens abduct them? Look at 2016, 2020, and now 2024. We somehow had like 16 million more in 2020???
If democrats did fix the 2020 election, why didn't they fix this one, considering it should be easier this time around now that they got an administration in the White House?
Not only that, Trump was all ready to shout voter fraud, but now that he won, suddenly everything is okay?
Let's face it, Trump can't lose gracefully. If Harris was to behave like Trump, she would be crying about election fraud and trying to call governors to see if they can find extra votes, except she gracefully conceded the election, and I respect her for that.
You know why she won't cry fraud and try to undermine the election process? To show that she has principles, and actually follows and protects the democratic process. Something Trump lacks, and a lot of people either can't see, or don't want to see it.
Well best of luck to all of us, because I think we will need it.
But Trump said on November 5, 2024 there was massive voter fraud going on, UNTIL he won. EVERY Republican accusation is an admission of guilt.
Shot up bleach thinking it was good for covid?
The Greatest late nite show host was Johnny Carson he never took political sides he joked about everybody because he had something that escapes these impostors Johnny had talent...
TERRIBLE SHOW.
You asked to rub his hair Jimmy
WE WON!!GET OVER IT!!
It's his job to make jokes. He would have made them regardless of who won. Calm the eff down.
@glenbard07 WE WON! YOU GET OVER IT!
@@robsanchez5836 Thank you for proving you have nothing to counter what I just said.
@glenbard07 crying 😢 😭
@@robsanchez5836 Rob Sanchez, you and your countrymen just achieved liberal tears! What are you going to do next?!
No convictions. The charges were dropped.
Guess you can't read
May 30, 2024 · A New York jury found former President Donald Trump guilty of 34 felony counts of falsified business records.
Oh you missed that when you voted like a douche huh?
May 10, 2023 A Manhattan federal jury found that Donald Trump sexually abused E. Jean Carroll in a luxury department store dressing room in the spring of 1996 and awarded her $5 million. Missed that one to when you voted for a sex offender.
BS. He is due for sentencing in NY and would have been convicted in DC, GA and FL had he lost.
He will always be a felon
I feel like I'm living in another dimension where all of this isn't supposed to happen.
We all died during COVID and this is hell.
@@iGame3Dit’s spelled heaven. 😂
@@thecomicdrill 650,000 homeless. 195,000 homeless children. That's heaven to you?
Ughh, you guys are SUCH babies.
Maybe in that dimension the government also did, after Joe Biden won, decide to fix the issues that caused people to vote for Trump instead of going "business as usual"?
Imagine watching late night in 2024.
I found this pretty unfunny. Jimmy needs to go back to drinking
(((( Once I noticed that STEVE KORNACKI wasn't running the show for the Presidency race I got really bummed out and I turned off the T.V!
Worst late night host ever.
That bit with the news guy who couldn't stop talking was the funniest thing ever! I was LMAO! I don't laugh a lot with late night anymore, but this was crazy funny.
These shows aren’t even comedy more like opinions don’t know why people keep laughing
Cry some more Fallon. America is in safe hands for now.
Idiots think Fallon reads the youtube comments.
The best post election monologue from the late nite hosts. He actually went with jokes and wasnt preachy. Nothing wrong with this at all.
I like the roast of a the data, poll guide
Pole Guy
Poll Dude
I miss Craig Ferguson.
Fallon isn't very entertaining anymore --- personally, I am unburdened by what has been!
"Minority-Watching" is funny.
fallon is the worst show host. the fun he brought to us is fake laugh.
They still don’t get it.. there’s more of us than there are of them.. 😂
You get to say all these things because you're free. That's Democracy.
😂😂😂😂😂 the tears are flowing!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Was that meant to be funny? It’s “comedians” like these guys that give American comedy a bad rep!
Then again I’m British and we have James Cordon so suppose I can’t talk either 😂
There's nothing funny about a facist gaining power. Nothing funny about a sex offender elected to the highest public office. Nothing Funny about a man convicted 27 times of fraud being President. Why would you think it was funny?
Boooooo hoooooo kamala lost😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 byeeeeeeeeeeeee
Well that's childish, is that the kind of bad winner intellect that you really want to pass on to your kids
People actually stay up to watch this crap?
Was this supposed to be comedy?
TRUMP 2024!!! We are so happy. Celebs are having such a funny meltdown. 😂
Might be time to start focusing on a united approach to solving our issues instead of continuing to talk smack.
Late night show has one job: make people laugh so they get up the next day and go to the job they hate.
TRUMP 2024 ❤️🇺🇸
No one watches Jimmy these days. Johnny Carson was the last great late night host.
The electoral map newsperson was so bad I had to fast forward
NBC BITES!! Why didn't they roll out The KORNACKI????
Congratulations, you're alienating over half of Americans... As the polls showed. Great strategy for gaining and retaining viewership. Goofball.
Crazy is letting you express your sick , wrong about the legal issues. Stupid is as stupid does.
Trump wold be headed for prison if he had lost.
Difference between Biden and Harris is equivalent to shitting your pants and just changing your shirt
Seriously you guys think this is funny 😂 who’s pushing that laugh button
Who watches these clowns anymore? These people are an embarrassment to our country.
You watch them apparently
@@chucka5492 Majority of the country is laughing at them, not with them.
Obvious you still watched 😮
@@noeb5250 Guilty, I watched to laugh at how stupid they are 🤣🤣
Hollywood is just so fckn sad and pathetic.
inflation and misogyny can't be underestimated
SURPRISE!! Your shitty candidate lost. Welcome to the next 4 great years of American advancement 😎
Saying this as a bisexual, Mexican/Native American trans woman who was driven out of the left due to the far left identity politics that they refuse to drop, while simultaneously pinning any and every single failure on their reliable strawmen instead actually taking responsibility for the situations they’ve put themselves into; please, for me, Sit and spin
What a MORRON!!!
You want some people to think you are a moron by not spelling "moron" correctly?
The canned laughter just makes it more excruciating and cringe
This crap is getting very old
“The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them.”
Turkish Proverbs
That is so clever and so true especially what's just happened. 👏👏👏 From England UK 🏴🇬🇧
What a perfect quote. I agree! tRump is an axe.
@tlbccc Most definitely is
The man has won and it’s your fellow Americans that voted for him massively. Respect their choice.
You and your fellow contemporaries ruined late night television. Conan O Brian, Craig Ferguson and of course Carson were the GOATS.
"We will not go quietly into the night!"
We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive!" - Bill Pullman
Yeah, sounds like fighting, not unifying, words to me. Must remain vigil and NEVER re-live 2020!!!
I loved to see all these meltdowns 😂
Reading jokes from a teleprompter. Ha ha ha clap clap. Non spontaneous comedy is shite.
Marin Cleeder did a great Kamala impression!
Guys we are all Americans. Cut the shit make us laugh stay out of politics it’s over
This used to be a decent show. In the last 9 years, it's been just Donald Trump hate.
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN OF ORANGE. WHO WORE ON HIS HEAD SOME HORNS. CONCEITS AS ELITE AND STEPS ON THE WEAK AND CLAIMS TO KNOW THE MAN OF THORNS. ❤
Keep ur liberal cuck opinion to urself. Do something productive that u typically do like u watching ur wife get it on w her bf.
No one cares u liberal cuck. Cry more
Lol
Liberal
🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏 very clever and so true .
Here for the tears.
How is this allowed? This is embarrassing to watch
Not even hiding the anger.
You still don’t get it? He won the popular vote. The people have spoken.
Shut up, bimbo.
Nothing you MAGA liars spit out is factual.
👉🤥
Unsubscribe all channels that support the twisting of the facts.
This will be my 5th tonight.
Another way to make your voice heard
I listened to it for way to long....no more
Yup, keep watching Fox. Everyone is out to get you.
YES 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 am unsubscribing for sure xo thank you , beautiful comment, let's make our voices heard and stop giving them a platform
All those sham charges will be overturned. The people of this great country have spoken. President Trump. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Imagine, EVERY SINGLE LATE NIGHT SHOWS VOICE IS IRRELEVANT. TRUMP WON THE POPULAR VOTE. 😂😂😂
These truly are the last years of a crippled, dying, seriously out of touch hollywood 😂😂😂
The vote math doesn't math...
The single worst timeline.
This is the sacred timeline
That’s a weird way to spell best
This is …Mother Russia 🇷🇺 …Now ! Lol 😂
yes the democrats have alot of involvement with russia. Trump on the other hand never has and that was proven.