Egyptian names described by Isorrowproductions Someone: you're gonna get a name kid Kid: yay Someone: *slams his face on the keyboard* Someone: you're name is Ptahhotep from now
@@TheArklyte TheArklyte Rome conquered the mediterranean and won tons of battles through strategical genius and tactics. Mussolini couldn't conquer greece by himself and he had to cry to hitler for help. The only thing mussolini sucessfully conquered was ethiopia and most of their have troops didn't have any guns. He also had to use poison gas to conquer ethiopia. They only thing the italians conquered successfully was themselves when they reunited the peninsula.
Yeah, i kinda thought that his knowledge its just stuff like "Italian army sucks", "Stalin had gulags" but now id love to see something a bit more towards history than just a game
Just realized that the picture of Alexander The Great everyone uses gives him big ol' anime eyes With how hellbent Alexander was in heading east, we might have just figured out who the first weaboo was
@@garrett9451 seems that that setting isnt appealing enough to the audience, probably because japan has its own history. the closest we get to that setting is likely Arslan Senki or Kingdom. Alexanders conquest would probably make for a goof action OVA though, you know one of those 1h short movies with little plot which were kinda common in the 80s and 90s its just too expensive now to make an anime which doesnt get paid via the source material sales. Or action figures for original shows. Sadly a proper alexander show doesnt qualify
Huh? Which one? Kahjjdjjudjfiidotephtdgssokboteph I. the "a bit less great then Alexander"; or Kahjjdjjudjfiidotephtdgssokboteph III. the "sun king"? ;P
I'm really happy that isp displays his love of history by being so offended when the game isn't accurate. It's charming. Isp you have given me a smile in some tough places in my life. Thank you.
Georgia in Empire is worse honestly. They have polish winged hussars, everyone has a greek name for some reason, one of the ministers has a woman's name, and they use a flag that wouldn't exist for another 200 years. At least Bronze Age Egypt here only anachronistic.
There is an explanation for this. Egypt built the pyramids to time travel around earths history. The Egyptians time traveled to this period of history from the bronze age.
Just to help people picture how historical Egypt in Rome total war is : it would be more accurate to portray greece fighting with Alexander style phalanxes in HoI4 than what egypt is in Rome total war
I can tell you exactly what they were thinking: "We already have like five factions in the game that use the same old Greek units, we gotta do something different!"
Lol actually one of the devs loved the Ancient Egypt and thought including Ptolemaic Egypt would be boring since there are already fuckton of hellenic factions. So to spice the gameplay up, they added ancient Egypt. this is pretty good for gameplay reasons. Just like adding 3 playable roman factions. We all know roman republic wasn't ruled by 3 families.
How about that originally Rome and Carthage couldn't recruit archers. Carthage, a city state with such effective citizen archers that the Roman's just burned down the city block by block. I'm referring to Rome 2. And the ancient era ended with the sack of Roma by the Visigoths, and Imhotep was named a God, under Ptah, for making the first known stone building, the step pyramid.
I love these games. Dev: So what year is this game set? Other Dev: 270 AD. Dev: Then Lets give the Egyptians chariots and Nubian Spearmen! Other Dev: Hold up, this is with the Ptolemy’s, what about the Phalanx? Dev: Screw that, who do you think i am, some nerd who makes videos about a strategy game from the 2000’s? Other Dev: But you don’t include Boi, *Prepare to be purged Heretic.*
ItsMad Lad You’re just as idiotic as the “devs” you’re trying to portray. Who the fuck said the game starts in 270 AD?? 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ That’s literally 540 years AFTER the game’s start date.
Man i forgot this was a thing. I remember playing vanilla egypt a bit. Do try RTR (Rome Total Realism) mod. They actually fix this, and most of my memories of RTW is with that mod installed.
Romans: heavy armor phalanx and other good stuff Spartans: ferocious heavy armor and phalanx and some more Saba: Normal armor camel and boats also some more stuff Egypt: NAKED MEN
Watches intro on Christmas Me:Christmas is cancelled!
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The reason why Egypt does so well in the campaign is because chariots get massive bonuses in auto-resolve. The same is true with the Britons. Both of them have chariots and both of their generals start as chariot units. By the time Egypt has its reforms to end the advantage they have already taken a quarter of the map.
Imperator Rome Cicero beta patch. they have changed the mana system. Try as Seleucids i think its one of the more challenging factions because it tends to fall apart.
I would love to see you play the 1942 mod for Rome Total War, its a newer mod and still pretty fresh so its not 100% stable, but im sure it will be great :D
Here I was somehow hoping you'd pick Numidia, who only have access to men with pointy sticks that stab, and men with pointy sticks that they don't like and throw away, sometimes hitting an enemy with it.
I didn't know that you could annihilate enemy forces in bridge battles until I started watching isorrow's videos (I've only played Empire and Napoleon so things are very different in those ones compared to these time periods)
You should have played United Provinces on Empire then, abusing bridge battles is 90% of how you hold on to your capital because a bridge is the only way into Amsterdam. Park an army with lots of artillery there and no one can break in.
I always loved playing Rome total war as the Scipii Romans fighting the equivalent of Vietnam in the Desserts of Egypt as Chariots tore through my heavy infantry lines.
Historical question. Isorrow commented on how wrong the Egyptian phalanx looked. But other than the obviously very wrong equipment what was so wrong about the phalanx formation they used?
Their offer: Accept or we will attack.
Their demand: Please do not attack.
8:22
Lmao
Well obviously. They needed a head start.
If i got a denar for every time that happend to me
@@dabbingsquidward5748 it really doesn't... if they didnt want to be attacked then why would they threaten to attack them.
@@Stefanius058 I would be greek
When the Galatic Empire allies with the Mayans to defeat the British Empire on Mars
Wait a second
I think it was in pluton actually
As Victoriam!
Hahahahaha so funny so hilarious
@@doctoroctopus2620 hahaha so sarcastic
Egyptian names described by Isorrowproductions
Someone: you're gonna get a name kid
Kid: yay
Someone: *slams his face on the keyboard*
Someone: you're name is Ptahhotep from now
@Eusko Gudariak oh shit, I realized that. Probably because I erased the first version and got lazy or something.
If only it was that easy
Ptolemy I
Ptolemy II
Ptolemy III
"Egyptian" names in RTW: Khasekhem Neos Dionysos
Egyptian names in reality:
Ameny son of Ip
Rome: Total War tells us there were once Italians with a competent military.
What greater fiction could there be?
I was going to post a comment but there's no point it wouldn't be nearly as good as this.
>Implying Italians weren't competent in military matters.
>Implying Rome was:D
@@TheArklyte TheArklyte Rome conquered the mediterranean and won tons of battles through strategical genius and tactics. Mussolini couldn't conquer greece by himself and he had to cry to hitler for help. The only thing mussolini sucessfully conquered was ethiopia and most of their have troops didn't have any guns. He also had to use poison gas to conquer ethiopia. They only thing the italians conquered successfully was themselves when they reunited the peninsula.
@@armannsteinn2736 you didnt get the joke you are soo dumb :)
Ehh romans were more Greek an Trojan don’t shackle them with the Italian “war machine”
Please make more explaining history things. It was hilarious
Yeah, i kinda thought that his knowledge its just stuff like "Italian army sucks", "Stalin had gulags" but now id love to see something a bit more towards history than just a game
History test 500k
Well ISorrow, please do
Just realized that the picture of Alexander The Great everyone uses gives him big ol' anime eyes
With how hellbent Alexander was in heading east, we might have just figured out who the first weaboo was
We need an anime where the Protagonist is Alexander The Great and the Plot is his conquest.
@@garrett9451 No shit, I'd watch that as long as it's tasteful
@@garrett9451 Well, Alexander shows up in the anime Fate/Zero, although he's not the protagonist.
@@theazureknight9399 I am a fan of Fate/Zero and that is not what I seek.
@@garrett9451 seems that that setting isnt appealing enough to the audience, probably because japan has its own history. the closest we get to that setting is likely Arslan Senki or Kingdom.
Alexanders conquest would probably make for a goof action OVA though, you know one of those 1h short movies with little plot which were kinda common in the 80s and 90s
its just too expensive now to make an anime which doesnt get paid via the source material sales. Or action figures for original shows. Sadly a proper alexander show doesnt qualify
0/10 no Publius the Mighty
Aasmund Hald poor Publius
And his army of FIRE PIGS!
There is a Publius on this video
No Fabio "The sword of Jesus" 0/10
@@Chactemal Fabiano 'The sword of Jesus'
Ego has certainly been stroked by this video.
Look how they massacred your Empire.
Where's your chicken?
I'm fairly certain he wasn't just stroking your ego.
Assault Gunner where’s his boyfriend?
"I Don't want to deal with a problem that can't be solved by me slowly walking at it with pointy sticks."
Wait, so it’s not Christmas? I thought it was Christmas in July...
I have been tricked by the great iSorrow once again.
Quite possibly even bamboozled.
Same here mate. Snow in july wtf.
Its Christmas in July I'm going to hhgregg for those sweet TV sales
ISP wouldn't trick you like this
How to properly clean your metal computer I remember you from acrylo
This game is terrible. They didnt even include the most famous Ancient Pharaoh of them all-
Kahjjdjjudjfiidotephtdgssokboteph
Huh? Which one? Kahjjdjjudjfiidotephtdgssokboteph I. the "a bit less great then Alexander"; or Kahjjdjjudjfiidotephtdgssokboteph III. the "sun king"? ;P
But what about my favorite Ptolemaic pharaoh Pehdvsiteph
lol, an indian commenting on weird royal Egyptian names XD XD XD XD
Now I've seen everything!
Bdkdhemsusgevrv what about Eminem rap god or mc mental whrubwveudbwhehthdusbe
Ok, I might have an interesting challenge for you. Play any Total War you want, BUT! you have to accept every AI proposal and request.
This would be pretty funny in Three Kingdoms, you'll have no ancillaries.
Play Medieval 2 and instantly get vassalized by France
I think I may try this, who knows maybe I'll upload episodes. We will see :D
Do you want to know how to go bankrupt in three easy negotiations?
"Accept or we will Attack"
"Please do not attack"
well..... i guess i will refuse then
The feeling when you realize your one yeah older then Alexander the great at his death. And you haven't conquered anything...
Rally the homeless
Never too late to start some war crimes
Well isorrow this isnt the worst faction in total war
6:21 ISP proofs he is a tactical genius by using the famous ancient "pacman spike" formation.
But what about the wor...I mean best nation in Victoria 2
#Banatat500k
But also play the actual best nation tho - Fascist Babylon in Vic2
I'm really happy that isp displays his love of history by being so offended when the game isn't accurate. It's charming. Isp you have given me a smile in some tough places in my life. Thank you.
iSorrow taught me more ancient history in the first 2 minutes of this video than an entire semester of Year 7 ever could
0:09 ISP is a way better dad than you are! He lets me stay up past 8 and let me taste beer one time at Christmas! You're not my real dad!
I swear to god if I have to go another Day without and Isorrowproductions production I will sorrow everywhere.
Georgia in Empire is worse honestly. They have polish winged hussars, everyone has a greek name for some reason, one of the ministers has a woman's name, and they use a flag that wouldn't exist for another 200 years. At least Bronze Age Egypt here only anachronistic.
3:01 Shaka Zulu is coming for you.
"Zulus attack,
Fight back to back
Show them no mercy and
Fire at will!" (c)
ISP:its not Christmas
TH-cam recommending this to me on Christmas day:oh I don't think so
I like your way to explain history, way better than drew...
Crucify him.
There is an explanation for this. Egypt built the pyramids to time travel around earths history.
The Egyptians time traveled to this period of history from the bronze age.
If you ever go back to HOI4 plz play the Equestria At War mod!
^
That would actually be hilarious
He did play it, however he snuck it under a different video which he later unlisted/deleted for reasons unknown. Daddy Soros is mildly disappointing
@Kostas anagno It hasn't ended. They are also only 1/3rd of their peak population.
ew no
Ayo what is the song at 1:10?
There's a guy called ISP that you need to Report. He's uploading a bunch of your unreleased content.
Alexander was literally a better Jesus... he even lived to 33
_Thrones of Britannia_
*Ruuuule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves*
Avery The Cuban-American why do you always watch the same videos as me
Play the 1942 mod for rome total war plez
Yes
Just to help people picture how historical Egypt in Rome total war is : it would be more accurate to portray greece fighting with Alexander style phalanxes in HoI4 than what egypt is in Rome total war
I can only dream of being so great a man that I become known as 'The Lewd'.
I knew it was going to be Egypt. Its so wrong... WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
I can tell you exactly what they were thinking: "We already have like five factions in the game that use the same old Greek units, we gotta do something different!"
You should play Nabatea in Rome 2 (desert kingdoms dlc) and thrash the Egyptians and Seleucids as a followup to this.
Lol actually one of the devs loved the Ancient Egypt and thought including Ptolemaic Egypt would be boring since there are already fuckton of hellenic factions. So to spice the gameplay up, they added ancient Egypt. this is pretty good for gameplay reasons. Just like adding 3 playable roman factions. We all know roman republic wasn't ruled by 3 families.
How about that originally Rome and Carthage couldn't recruit archers. Carthage, a city state with such effective citizen archers that the Roman's just burned down the city block by block. I'm referring to Rome 2. And the ancient era ended with the sack of Roma by the Visigoths, and Imhotep was named a God, under Ptah, for making the first known stone building, the step pyramid.
but the first known stone building is Barnenez and it predates the step pyramid by 2200 years.
@@trentn1127 sorry meant their first, as in the people of Kahmut
@@trentn1127 and technically the oldest is Gobkeli Tepe
@@dark_fire_ice troo
I love these games.
Dev: So what year is this game set?
Other Dev: 270 AD.
Dev: Then Lets give the Egyptians chariots and Nubian Spearmen!
Other Dev: Hold up, this is with the Ptolemy’s, what about the Phalanx?
Dev: Screw that, who do you think i am, some nerd who makes videos about a strategy game from the 2000’s?
Other Dev: But you don’t include Boi, *Prepare to be purged Heretic.*
ItsMad Lad You’re just as idiotic as the “devs” you’re trying to portray. Who the fuck said the game starts in 270 AD?? 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
That’s literally 540 years AFTER the game’s start date.
Yuilen it’s a example!
Jokes on you. I started watching this video on christmas and finished it on boxing day
8:30
69 and 1776 in the same battle report end screen
"I found an actual civilized nation, the romans"
The greeks: am I a joke to you?
Some random centurion: Well... yes... You kinda is.
Not only we were promised Bactria in I:R, but also another episode of Planet War. Where are those, Daddy ISP?
And so, Egypt became Persia.
Energizer Total War: Revenge of the Duracell
Ahmose wants to be hellenistic, but his mom won't let him.
4:24 so moot is financing rebels 2000 years ago. nice
Most of the units are Bronze Age, except the Zulu who are from around the INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION.
8:32
While you peasants focus on 69, real patriots feel their hearts pound looking at 1776.
DONT TREAD ON ME REEEEE
4:58 you have been banned from this Christian server for inappropriate language!
Honestly this was one of your best videos you’ve ever made
I learned more history on Alexander from Isorrow than my college professors.
Hold up-
"famous Hellenistic AHH-X men!!!!!" 6:53
ISP please play Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga. I've already sacrificed enough children
@Colonel Leviathan I liked it tbh, its basically a space shooter on rails
I loved the crash course through history segment.
Man i forgot this was a thing. I remember playing vanilla egypt a bit. Do try RTR (Rome Total Realism) mod. They actually fix this, and most of my memories of RTW is with that mod installed.
2:56 Literally the Italian army in ww2
Italian invasion of Greece 1940 in a nutshell
5:54 The war starts
6:07 oof
7:15 Germany saves Italy (again)
You still blowing up our Brains out for 400,000 subs
That intro was one of the first times you've done something funny keep it up
Take a drink every time ISP says 'right now' in any of his videos
Romans: heavy armor phalanx and other good stuff
Spartans: ferocious heavy armor and phalanx and some more
Saba: Normal armor camel and boats also some more stuff
Egypt: NAKED MEN
Idea: when you’re done with your games, save them and offer up the saved games for us to mess up, and send back to you for further pain.
9:51
That's my new steam name now
Egypt culture could be more accurate if only they were thousand years earlier
Watches intro on Christmas
Me:Christmas is cancelled!
The reason why Egypt does so well in the campaign is because chariots get massive bonuses in auto-resolve. The same is true with the Britons. Both of them have chariots and both of their generals start as chariot units. By the time Egypt has its reforms to end the advantage they have already taken a quarter of the map.
Imperator Rome Cicero beta patch. they have changed the mana system. Try as Seleucids i think its one of the more challenging factions because it tends to fall apart.
The sound of my phone doesn't work, so I watched the first few minutes without sound and it's even funnier than with
9:32 That guy and his horse clearly had balls of bronze.
I would love to see you play the 1942 mod for Rome Total War, its a newer mod and still pretty fresh so its not 100% stable, but im sure it will be great :D
Really?
Guys stop seeing that impostor and star seeing isp, he is the real ISORROWPRODUCTIONS
I mean if I remember correctly the Ptolemaics did call them selves Pharaohs. So technically the whole "Pharaohs Guard" thing kinda makes sense.
Here I was somehow hoping you'd pick Numidia, who only have access to men with pointy sticks that stab, and men with pointy sticks that they don't like and throw away, sometimes hitting an enemy with it.
I think this may be your best ever episode courtesy of the starting history lesson
I demand more isorrowproductions history lessons
Love the guitar at 1:20
I didn't know that you could annihilate enemy forces in bridge battles until I started watching isorrow's videos (I've only played Empire and Napoleon so things are very different in those ones compared to these time periods)
You should have played United Provinces on Empire then, abusing bridge battles is 90% of how you hold on to your capital because a bridge is the only way into Amsterdam. Park an army with lots of artillery there and no one can break in.
@@joaogomes9405 well I've been meaning to play Rome II as Celtic nation's and I've been meaning to do fall of the samurai in Shogan II.
This has inspired me to play RTW again as Egypt, thank you
I always loved playing Rome total war as the Scipii Romans fighting the equivalent of Vietnam in the Desserts of Egypt as Chariots tore through my heavy infantry lines.
hold on this isnt tabs what are you doing?
I say the Bruti were the most inaccurate WHY CAN'T I STAB CEASER?
The scippi and the julii : Dafuq is Caesar?
isorrow should do a whole series of him doing history lessons similar to the one he did about Alexander's successor Kingdoms
Historical question. Isorrow commented on how wrong the Egyptian phalanx looked. But other than the obviously very wrong equipment what was so wrong about the phalanx formation they used?
We need more history with isp
I think i'm addicted to Isp's Total war videos
I do not know of this meme you speak of but now the search is on my Google history.
Once Isorrowproductions does a history video I will eat kale
History lesson at 1:08
Pretty damn accurate tbh
1:10 Alexander the Great in less than one minute.
*can't wait for the Justin Y artillery only comment*
The World War Two mod for Rome: Total War 2. Do it. Now.
When did this channel turn into a channel that actually knows a little bit of history.
Idk what it is but for some reason I always go down the rabbit hole of you and total war games.
You should do history videos like that Alexander thingy, that was amazing
More iSorrowProductions history please
Rome Total War's development team apparently saw the BBC's The Cleopatras and believed 100% of it.
lindybeige should review this faction
this inaccuracy would kill him or make him stronger....tbh i dont know what would be worse
Almost as inaccurate as when u called hwachas ’chinese katyushas’
What's that song at the beginning .that was a bop.