Me who lives in Kansas: *Sipping tea whilst house is destroyed by tornadoes and cloudy with a chance of meatballs ahh weather while everyone forgets we exist*
No, here it’s not “it goes down in the barn”, it’s “we go down with the storm” (by storm I mean a cat 5 tornado, which is just a normal Tuesday for us)
I just got into Homestuck... NOW I SEE THE USER PICTURES EVERYWHERE HOW DID I MISS ALL OF THE WEIRD PFPS OF GRAY PEOPLE WITH ORANGE HORNS FOR MY WHOLE LIFE
Honestly I think Oklahoma is more dangerous for us gays than any other state Like it's a bunch 9f old white bigots who run the state our likely next governor is a homophobic cowboy republican who hates abortion rights and my right to suck a... Any way man we are fucking screwed
@@Maxwell_Twist Iowa produces about 4 times as much corn as Ohio, and, having lived in Iowa for most of my life I can tell you that outside of some historic claims to fame like the Maytag company, and the invention of both the trampoline and the digital computer, Iowa's main things are corn, soybeans, and meth.
@@bebeat1812 no he wasnt. He really wasnt dear. That statement is only "accurate" to new york city. So is the new jersey thing, but new york state does agree that new jersey sucks lol
As a fellow Texan, i find prayers, beer, deer, and fear the most relatable. Everyone is a Christian here, SOOOO MUCCHHHH BEEER AND BARS are around town, and loads and loads of deer, and everyone is afraid your gonnna get shot by a drunk driver! 🥰
@@carlicovecordolright you are either young or is new to english Also to answer your question your cousin is the child of your father or mother's sibling's child
As someone who grew up in AL, I’ve never known anyone who has done anything with their cousin. Well, I mean, my mom did tell me that one of her aunts married her second cousins, but other than that I don’t know anyone whose done that. (and I don’t even know that aunt.)
@@camilocaboobooswife3155 see, the thing is that most people haven't even an aunt they never heard about who married a relative for their moms to talk about.
PART TWO WITH THE REST OF THE STATES HAS BEEN POSTED 🥳🥳🥳
I didn’t find it
This is way too good! 👍🏼👍🏼
Missouri?
I would say the rest but ykyk it's still great!
Mississippi
"Where you from?"
"Broken Bing Bong"
I’m from broken bing bong to
Edit:Western Pennsylvania is better
Edit edit:I’ve visited the east and my opinion has still not changed
@@Pennsylvaniapride- broken bing bong buddies!
@@Pennsylvaniapride- me too
I was actually born 10 miles away from THE broken bing bong itself
@Galaxyfnaf And Dino yes
Broken bing bong is home❤️ (also we should rise above the rest and become THE BROKEN BING BONG ARMY it will be POWERFUL)
When your states not there 😓
Mine isn't either
Mines also not.
Yea indiana isnt there, they did iowa illinois michigan ohio and kentucky, but not indiana.
@@sophiee.2434 Neither of the Dakota's either
Yeah, I kept waiting for Kansas (where I live)
*“Hey Bozo look out i’m walking here”*
As a new Yorker, that’s our favorite line 💀
Woking☝🤓
Same thing 💀 ☠ 💀
@@lagoonlego 💀💀
💀💀💀
As a New Yorker, I’ve never said that
As a Floridian I can confirm we spawn Covid, Karens, and Gators
Agreed
Same! 😂
Yeah
Spawn camping should then be legal
Yep, we do
Me trying to keep up with the teacher. The teacher:
Yess
And then there's that one classmate who wants to compare notes 😅
@@angel_cat stop commenting
@@MMM.l let them be bozo you’re commenting right now
@@PlumbWings66768 u just commented bozo
“Hey bozo, look out, I’m walkin’ here!” That one slaps
Slaps what?
@@ong4399 ass :trol:
Same lol
Pfffffftttttttt
@@ong4399 r/woosh
"Ey bozo I'm walkin' ea!" That sounds exactly like my dad who grew up in Queens
We say it upstate too 😆
i grew up in queens and i laughed so hard watching this 💀
It’s not nyc. Nobody has that accent here unless they moved from nj or nyc
@@Qiswhattheycallme where are you in "upstate" cause I don't know anyone who says that and I'm in Rome
Not in Rome
Me, an Australian: “very accurate, good job”
I'm Mexican American who lives in Mexico i can confirm, "very accurate, good job"
💀
Me, a Canadian: I do indeed concur!
Me an American: kinda true
Haha same
“Where do you live?”
HEY IM WALKING HERE! 💀💀💀
frfr 💀
I’m in og Virginia
@@filmedby_evvI live in south virginia
@@Crafty_Breeze im up north 😭
im from infiltrated by influencers 😭💀
"where ya from?"
"Umm... That one lady Gaga song"
Same 😭
“Yoü and I”
Mood
I wonder what he means by that lol
@@origamidolphin in Nebraska, theres this house called a “lady gaga house” because it was owned by her a LOOOOOOONG time ago.
"Where do you live?"
"If your quear dont come near"
SAME
Same except I am queer
Same
"Thoughts, prayers, beer, deer, and fear"
🤣 as a Texan, I aprove
As another Texan: SAVE ME FROM THIS DAMNED CONTRY /J
I'll even go to Australia the country that doesn't exist /j
@@randomloseranddull1560 garantee you that moving there you will live with even more fear
He's making fun of u bumpkin
@@randomloseranddull1560 Sure you might die from other humans in Texas, but you will die from a stronk kangaroo down under
as another texan, i also approve this message
“Three feet long”
Yes, The entirety of Rhode Island has to stack up on each other to live.
It’s just one big Jenga tower
It’s just a singular block of flats
@@thethreefates Lego tower, dare i say
Family guy refrence?!?!?
the fact that i live there and i can confirm its jenga all day
“hey, where are you from?”
*”hey watch out im walkin’ here 💀”*
OI BOZO IM WALKIN HERE
Mine isn't in this
and I'm from *broken* *bing* *bong*
“In an oven”
@@wizakitty L + ratio
Me who lives in Kansas:
*Sipping tea whilst house is destroyed by tornadoes and cloudy with a chance of meatballs ahh weather while everyone forgets we exist*
💀💀 oh no looks like your going to the land of the Aussies now! Pack your bug spray!
“thoughts, prayers, beer, deer, and fear” you nailed it
@TickZeits not "texaers" its Texan
As a Texan kidnapped from there I agree
@TickZehuh?
Where’s the side of extra *gun*
We do love our seafood here in Louisiana it's true
"And then there's Delaware..."
"Delawhere?"
Fr tho💀💀💀
Also where is Missouri?
And Maryland
@@brynnfegley1452 yeah Maryland is known for its crab cakes but other than that it's nonexistent
He did them in another video
"Thoughts, prayers, beer, deer, and fear" had me laughing as a Texan
Same
same lol. 💀 they just forgot guns and republicans
@@imstoopid363 ikr that woulda been perfect!
Same
Same
"Where do you live?"
It goes down in the barn
crawfish in the yard
I'm from the most simple of them all yaks farm
I also go down in the barn.
No, here it’s not “it goes down in the barn”, it’s “we go down with the storm” (by storm I mean a cat 5 tornado, which is just a normal Tuesday for us)
Same
"Where are you from?"
"Infiltrated by influencers."
"W-wait wha-"
" *Infiltrated by influencers* "
Hey! Same!
Sam
Same
SAME LOL
"That one lady gaga song"
"Wtf"
"hey bozo, look out, I'm walkin' here !" Is genuinely the most perfect description of new york thank you ✨
@@epichandleidk1 LMAO 💀
best pfp ever
I just got into Homestuck... NOW I SEE THE USER PICTURES EVERYWHERE
HOW DID I MISS ALL OF THE WEIRD PFPS OF GRAY PEOPLE WITH ORANGE HORNS FOR MY WHOLE LIFE
@@donovanchilton5817 No.
@@donovanchilton5817 it’s a joke, that’s the line everyone thinks of when they think of new york
“If you’re queer don’t come near” and “to get deeper with the cousin” got me 😭😭😭💀💀💀
remember
"If your queer don't come near" is my state 💀but I'm part of LGBTQ+
@@_noah_mason_ Damn, good luck soldier 🫡
@@Days.. 🥲
@dristawasfound545 i live there too I feel insulted 🥲
“Where do you live?”
“I have not a clue.”
“Hey where are you from?”
*”cheese fondue💀”*
And I am where their is a lot of thunder storms :ps theirs not
same 💀
i live in cheese fondue too 💀
I just turned that 68 likes into 69 😏
@@JAYDEMETAL shut upp lol
“ey bozo look out im walkin ere!”
my brother was dared to say that on a subway
and what happened?
Rip ur brother
@@sammy_le_trannie4077 he didn’t do it
BAHAHAHA OH NOOO
How did that end for him?
"Where are you fr-"
"Aye bozo, look out! I'm walkin' here!"
Same
"a bunch of master haters and a bunch of master- awww saved by the bell" got me dying🤣
*master hunters
Bro its literally just people who are masters at baiting fish 😅
"It goes down in the barn"
Mean while christen chenowith is sitting alone on broadway
Lollllll
Honestly I think Oklahoma is more dangerous for us gays than any other state
Like it's a bunch 9f old white bigots who run the state our likely next governor is a homophobic cowboy republican who hates abortion rights and my right to suck a...
Any way man we are fucking screwed
Finally someone is where I’m from
@@R0b01xGur1e3 haha
I found my people lol
“Where do you live?”
“I CANT BREATHE THERES NO OXYGEN.”
Sameeeee ✌🏻 Colorado 4ever :D
Same WAIT *CHOKES BECAUSE THERE NOT ENOUGH OXYGEN*
@@heref0rthed0gs yeeeeeeeeeeee
Sammmmmeee
Same
I'm in love with "nothing like thoughts, prayers ,beer, deer , and fear "
Good
well seems you like my states part of the rap.
A
Im Snookie by the pier
and it’s completely true
The way he got nothin to say about Iowa where I live 😂😂😂
Heyyy we both in Iowa
Same
Lesss good cf ia gang
Same here
Same
"Where are you from again?"
" *potatoes go hard.* "
I’m from three feet long
I'm not here
I'm from hey bozzo I'm walkin here
I'm from Not enough oxygen
I’m from saved by the bell
“hey where are you from?”
“and a bunch of master-“
Same!! I was tryna find someone who is from there
I am from there and yes there is a lot white masters
Taters he was going to say master taters 😳
@VIVIANA130. yessir!!
“Hey where are you from?”
“Big bean mirror “
"What happens here? I have not a clue."
Corn. Corn happens here.
Nah, that's Ohio. Ohio is just one being corn field, and we'll happily torch a few towns to make room for more corn.
Iowa is literally one of the most boring places I've ever been. There is nothing but fields
@@Maxwell_Twist Iowa produces about 4 times as much corn as Ohio, and, having lived in Iowa for most of my life I can tell you that outside of some historic claims to fame like the Maytag company, and the invention of both the trampoline and the digital computer, Iowa's main things are corn, soybeans, and meth.
Much corn happens here. And...uhm...Grant Wood? Grant Wood happened here? I guess? T-T
Plus Nebraska too
Bro went from: 🇺🇸- 🤠- 🇬🇧 very fast.
Him: "Hey, bozo look out I'm walking here"
Everyone in NY: Everyone disliked that
😂😂 lol literally as soon as he said hey bozo i let out an "ugh" in disgust
“Fuck Jersey” would’ve been more accurate
@@thatguyanderson TRUE LMAO
Nah cuz he was accurate with New York I just wished there was a joke about ny cursing at nj
@@bebeat1812 no he wasnt. He really wasnt dear. That statement is only "accurate" to new york city. So is the new jersey thing, but new york state does agree that new jersey sucks lol
“ Nothin like thoughts, prayers, beer, deer, and fear “ 😂
IM FROM TEXASS🎉
@@macieeeee OMG SAME WHAT CITY I’m Tyler
@@1Wenclair1 HOUSTON
@@macieeeee DANG IT WHY EVERYONE IS HOUSTON
@@1Wenclair1 HOUSTON 🔛🔝
As a New Yorker I can confirm we say “Hey bozo I’m walking ‘ere”
Yes we do
agreed
Agreed it’s very fun
Yeah we do all the time
Im a new yorker too, and i can comfirm you are right.
“A bunch of master-“
What?! Tell us!!!
Gamblers
@@samueljiang394 sure buddy
Baters
You better not know
Me, who lives nowhere near America: "Interesting."
Edit: man some of y'all in the reply should to go back to school 💀💀
This is all still very true
Lol same
Lol
I was going to like yr comment but then I saw it, the perfect number
Just picturing that one meme of Miranda Cosgrove smiling at the computer
As a californian, the description is VERY accurate
Sadly no north carolina is found
I’m going to California next week, I’m in the search for Kim’s diamond earring😍
I'm 13 and I was having a problem with remembering some of the state's. Now I can remember them with this! 🤣
SAME HONESTLY...study session???
They missed a couple though
As a fellow Texan, i find prayers, beer, deer, and fear the most relatable. Everyone is a Christian here, SOOOO MUCCHHHH BEEER AND BARS are around town, and loads and loads of deer, and everyone is afraid your gonnna get shot by a drunk driver! 🥰
“What happens here? I have not a clue” neither do we lmao
Edit: haha losers we have b-bops and slipknot
Iowan gang rise up 😈
@@steezyconnor3472 yes I’m here
I don't wanna live in Iowa anymore it's so boring
@@steezyconnor3472 haha
at least we got put in the video there is usually never iowa in state things
"This is where you go to be deeper in your cousin" AAAAA
You like myths right
i read that at the same time i heard it on the audio
sweet home
sWeEt HoMe AlAbAmA
As an Alabamian we have a lovely joke: It's Alabama. It's not incest, it's just love!!!
"to get a little deeper to your cousin"
pause
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
We are the alabama gang. To prove it say:
ROLL TIDE!!!
WHERE THE SKIES ARE SO BLUEEEEEE (continue the lyrics keep going)
Rewind and replay
@@daybrothers yup . But there’s more places where the date there cousins
People who need a full version of this song
👇🏻
Not me I’m second
Why tho? You want him to finish the sentence
@@javiswong4910 idk, it’s a cool tune
No we just didn’t have all the states
@@javiswong4910no with all states and maybe he also wants to hear that
”nothing like thoughts, prayer, beer, dear, and fear.”
Man I hate that it’s accurate 😭
Same
Ikr
Absolutely
That's too accurate 😂
Why are u so right
"This is where you go to feel like you're inside an oven."
As an Arizonian, this is straight facts.
uhmm have you been to texas
Bro try Honduras in summer
Hey Georgia here 🥵
Ikr, us Arizonians have to endure 100 degrees Fahrenheit during the night. Don’t get me started to on the day time
I lived in Arizona for 6 years only snowed once
WAITING ON THE SPOTIFY RELEASE HURRY UP BESTIE
y'all will fr listen to anything
@@Ty-17 i stand by my words😌
Fr like hurry up bro
Me who got the fucking Big Bean Mirror
Washington not there?🥲
He was gonna say master gamblers y’all. Don’t worry
Most accurate description of Texas I've ever heard, and I AM a Texan 😂
yeah I’m Texan to
Yeah me too they should've said we are in a microwave💀
@@mexicangovermenttrue
They got the Florida one wrong about the covid part
facts and im txn to
“Broken bing bong”
As a Pennsylvanian, this is very true.
Same ikr😶…
As a fellow Pennsylvania... it is very true
Yep lol
I think of soup for some reason
yes indeed
This is the most educational thing I’ve seen on TH-cam in a long time
“Where are you from”
“In goes down in the barn”😆
“Where are you from?”
“Please.. oxygen…. I need…. Oxygen”
Same
Oh dang you’re far
Same bro
oxygon
Colorado
"So, where are you from?"
Oh, y'know... That one lady gaga song.
Yooooo same! Lol
Ok but im seriously confused on which lady gaga song we are fron
At least you got oxygen 😂
@@DrMixy same ;-;
@@DrMixy yoü and I from her born this way album
“Crawfish in the yard”
It’s literally so true though 😭
Amen
Yeah-😤😤😭😭
I mean it's fun to kick down the crawfish holes though
@@kittenqueen9874 true dat
Heck ya 😂
Yk it's a W teacher when the teacher knows gen z memes and doesn't delay
"This is where you go to get a little deeper with the cousin"😭💀
Me who lives in the heart of dixie
Dude uncool
@maxxie8472is a cousin part of your famliy?
In Europe having sex with a cousin or aunt is legal
"Sweet home alanama"
@@carlicovecordolright you are either young or is new to english
Also to answer your question your cousin is the child of your father or mother's sibling's child
“that one lady gaga song” this about killed me😭
“And a bunch of master- ah saved by the bell”
I don't get it
@@ok-vk9fvmaster baiters, now say that really quickly and you'll get it
@@ok-vk9fvyour so innocent 😔
dont get it.. (i am british)
@@youraverageslimeWow
As a Coloradan, I can confirm we have evolved to breath in snow and ski for 25 hours a day
“Nothin like thoughts, prayers, beers, deer, and fear”
Yep, sounds about right lmao
Hey, new york and California have killed more children anywhere else though.
Well, the fear is directed at what the other bozos are gonna try.
All he was missing is the boots 😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a Texan, this comment is👌
Master hunter here, young one
“Steam room that spawns, COVID, Karens, and Gators” 💀
As a Floridan I can confirm that this is true
@@The_Loser16 as a Floridan I also agree
@@something4796As a another Floridian that is very true
As a another another Floridian I can confirm this true
As another, nother, nother,nother Floridian I can confirm this is true
As a Texan, I have no words, bro just exposed us all 💀
As a Oklahoman we got thing are going down in the barn feel lucky lmao
As a Texan , fr
Everybody but people from oregon
we get stereotyped way too much
@@clowner1 fr they’re always like “ yee haw cowboy I love Texas”
The legit definition of we still have a minute of class left
“this is where you go to get a little deeper with a cousin.” 😂😂😂😂
This and sweet home alabama is the only reason people even think about Alabama
had me SENT 😭
Im from alabama and its true lol
sWeET HoME AlABamA
I live in alabama
“This is where you go to get a little deeper with a cousin” 💀
Sus
Pov the cousins that always kiss:BABE LETS GO THERE NOW
Oh Jesus I didn't know my state did this💀
*SwEeT HoMe alAbAmA*
lmao idk about the rest of alabama but huntsville is good
Alabama: shows up
I know what's gonna happen 😳💀
I live there and I was like “ yeah.. saw that comin..
As someone who grew up in AL, I’ve never known anyone who has done anything with their cousin. Well, I mean, my mom did tell me that one of her aunts married her second cousins, but other than that I don’t know anyone whose done that. (and I don’t even know that aunt.)
@@camilocaboobooswife3155 see, the thing is that most people haven't even an aunt they never heard about who married a relative for their moms to talk about.
Sweet home Alabama
Yea I line in Alabama it's kinda anyone tbh cause it just not like that statistically were not even top 10 incest states
“non-stop thunders” Sounds about right
Yep not thunders but definitely rain
"A bunch of master-"
My eyes are now open everywhere I go..
I‘m bot from the states, PLEASE I need an explanation
Jokes aside, We all wish we had THIS guy as a Geography teacher.
Same
Yes
I mean, he explained to me partially why I am not 80% mentally stable.
No
No bru
“Where are you from?”
“Oh I’m from broken bing bong”
Yea me too
It really be like that
OMG sameee
Same
Sameee
“What happens here, I have not a clue” 😂
“And master-“
“Saved by the bell 💀”
Bater
I was born there.
*wai-*
I live there
wait….
@@nads_plays_roblox same
@@nads_plays_roblox oh- 😀
why is this actually so good tho
Like literally there is no Michigan
As a New Jerseyian I can confirm the only thing we have here is reality shows and the boardwalk
And Whitney Houston👍🏾
As a new jerseyian I can canform
Yep
yeah lol confirmed by a New Jerseyian
new jersey devil 😈 ifykyk
I'm from Massachusetts and where I live in Massachusetts there is like no snow in the winter there is mostly just rain 😭😭😭
The NY one was too accurate, as a New Yorker 💀
Same
@timeforproblemsi know
as a fellow New Yorker, indeed it is
“Broken bing bong” had me rollin 😭
“go here to feel like you’re in an oven”
literally my life in AZ
Someone from a different state/country: "Hey what is the temperature down there"
Me: same old normal temperature
Them: ?
Me: *110 degrees*
Fr
@@Uhlyuhauby i’m from texas and same.. rn it’s triple digits and it’s so hot but to us it’s normal ahhaa
Fr
@@Uhlyuhauby fr
Ahhhhh one of this song finaly included alaska thank you so much i have been waiting for someone to unclued us for so long
This is the only comment I saw about us alaskans
"Steam room that spawns Covid, Karens, and Gators."
You have nailed Florida directly on the head their my guy
I live here and that is correct
@@evanwaitnokevin_gaming1015 same here 😂
@@evanwaitnokevin_gaming1015 yes I also live here and I agree
You can find that in the dictionary
I'm just waiting to go there but with what people say-
"what happens here, I have not a clue"
Slipknot is sobbing rn 😔✊
edit: why does this have likes☠️
PEOPLE EQUALS SHIIIIIIIITTT
the heck is slipknot
@@duck2659 rock band
@@HyperWaluigiAaron never even seen a rock song that fast
* slipknot fan noises *
“Broken Bing Bong” best way to describe my state
fr
Sammeeee😂
Was not disappointed lol
Agreed
i live in pennsylvania too
“Where are you from?”
*Where you go to get a little deeper with a cousin.* 💀
"Hey bozo, look out! I'm walkin heaya 🙄"
Biblically accurate
I found all of them
Not if your talking bout Bronx or long island
" Where are you from ?"
" Michigan Haters ."
Same, we sure do hate Michigan
I used to live there 🥲 it’ll be five years in December
Same here, bud.
We all hate Michigan
Yep
"and a bunch of master-"
My soul has left the chat 💀
What did he mean by that? Sry I’m a clueless non American
@@togas_nightcores he meant Masturbators
@@togas_nightcoresevery 11- 90 aged mans favorite game
@@Orlando-dw2qf ehm?
Nvm
"Where are you from bro? "
"Snooki at the pier"
💀
Bro why was the Florida one so accurate 😂😂💀
I’m from Florida and it’s so true
Ikr
As someone who who lives in Texas u just explained my whole family’s life
Yes sir
Fr tho
Well that could also apply to Louisiana
Texas is very big, in size and in 🥤 drinks
Fr man has cameras
“Where are you from”
Me - “Big Bean Mirror”
I'm from regular Virginia
Im from the west Virginia
Same 😏
Edit: omg I’m an idiot. I just realized what he meant by big bean mirror. The bean in Chicago
IL 😭
Same
As a Louisianian, I can confirm there are actually crawfish in my yard.
“This is where you go to get a little deeper with your cousin” dangg that escalated quickly
Well you can get deeper with a cousin in Alabama
“hEy bOzO lOoK oUt iM wAlKiNg hErE” the wisest words I’ve heard in 2023 💀💀💀💀
Me waiting for Idaho:
“Potatoes go hard.”
Me: Yea
Same I was like there’s 90% chance it doesn’t make the list but can’t argue with the truth
hey we got other things in idaho like …. and then the ….. alright we got potatoes thats it
The part of Colorado I’m from has a lot of potatoes too not like y’all tho
@@Skilly2005 well, there’s craters of the moon and the inl……
“not enough oxygen” fvckin RIGHT 😭