TERRIBLE Two Sentence Horror Stories (ft. Addison Peacock)
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- A horror sequel to our Two Sentence Horror bonus episode on the Patreon: / diregentleman and like most horror sequels it's full of shark-jumping, descents into madness, and all of the evil things was was me of.
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Want a stronger fix of bite-sized horror? Henry Galley and I also did two videos making alarming story concepts out of various media!
Watch me turn the Disturbing Movie Iceberg into a series of wholesome movies: th-cam.com/video/3aRdlSlsvfc/w-d-xo.html
Then watch as Henry Galley turns wholesome anime into your worst nightmares: th-cam.com/video/3rPYASYA_S8/w-d-xo.html
These are legit two of my favourite videos we’ve ever made on this channel. I hope to make more in this style soon.
@@henrygalley2831 Please do, they have kept me up at night, but in a pleasant way.
5:21 I am positive that a killer would be at Auntie Annes when they remember their familicide. I would know, I was there.
I know it's two weeks after this video is out, but I need to know you any of you three have seen the Jerma "Peep the Horror" clip since then
Bork is Stucklyo
One of my favourites is "It was just another day down at the park with my friends. Until 128,918,818,199 dead raccoons fell from the sky."
Better than poison dart frogs amirite?
Ah, that's just The Glow Cloud, all hail The Glow Cloud, trying to be friendly. Don't take it the wrong way, for your sake.
That’s 128 BILLION dead raccoons.
Fortunately, Riley was hungry
@@ducksizedhorse6284 Aaaaaaaall haaaaaaaail
I loved going to five guys.
Until I found the sixth guy.
I loved going to Five Guys
Until I found Sixth Guys grave
This is unironically better than some of the stories on the video
This is actually really good
Fun fact, the original Five Guys was based on the owner and his four sons, then he had a fifth son and he was technically the "fifth guy"
LMFAO!
85% of them are just "I heard a knock at my door. I don't have a door."
I heard a knock at the door. But that's impossible because I ripped my door off it's hinges while murdering my family.
I heard a knock on the door. So did the eat worm
That or "I thought I was alone. But I wasn't."
@@Wendingus me lonely
But no
@@genericname2747
Not the eat worm
I looked to my father and heard the ticking.
Later that day I realized why they were called “boomers”
😱😱😱 he explodeded
To the Joker, the silly room is just the normal room.
The Room
We live in a silly room
This says a lot about society
@@stwbmc98
**sniffs**
We really do live in a society.
@@PinguinodelRio Oh hi Mark
“Not everybody can be sad bisexual and full of human blood” is such a powerful sentence
I'm all those things, but to be fair most alive humans are full of human blood
@@d_camara And sad, probably. At least people I know
HUMAN blood? Aw man
me:
@@d_camara Most???
Jeremy is dyslexic and readed "From Santa" and it actually readed "From Satan", so Jeremy assumed it was evil santa, instead of his arch nemesis, THE DEVIL
from Bible?
Not Dave!!!
from the Pearl Jam song?
Btw “readed” isn’t a word. It’s actually read. It takes context to know the difference between “read” (present tense) and “read” (past tense)
@@vulturedrawzr/wooosh
As a russian I didn't understand a single word in that russian sentence but attempt is seen and appreciated :)
:)
16:27 I’m pretty sure she said «я тебя люблю»!
Which is very nice to hear from comrade Waswasmiof.
@@addison_peacock yeap, cool vid, I laughed something fierce, but, sadly your Russian was absolutely illegible.
@@alexandersolodovnikov4840 Completely fair!!! hahaha, I spent some time in Moscow and loved it but the language continues to elude me.
thank you for watching! :)
I told my family that I will now be taking a shit. What they didn't realize is that 'taking a shit' means I will murder them.
Also since you're talking about horrible 2 sentence stories, you need to talk about r/ruleshorror. The premise is promising, you make a horror story detailing rules and the implications that they bring. But now, the subreddit has gone to shit with so many typos and "do not go to the room at 3:48am in the morning or else the peepee poopoo creature will come, and if it does, kys to save your torment" rules.
Took a look and it seems like a mix of that and ‘here’s a mission briefing for shooting ghosts with a gun’🤣
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@@Artizap_ ever see like super easy rules to follow that people just put there because there was probably an incident there?
Evil Santa got Jeremy an NFT.
Edit: Bork is Stucklyo
Bork is Stucklyo was the NFT. Naughty adults (that murder their family) usually get waswasmeof
.... terrifying
Then the dog came in.
All of these radiate anti-joke energy.
That or really morbid jokes told by edgy kids.
@@arwenmiranda8112morbid jokes where?😭
@@Scr00bMaster69 an attempt at morbid jokes.
I haven't been able to enjoy 2 sentence horror stories since someone pointed out to me that they have exactly the same setup and punchline format as a traditional joke
My ex-wife still misses me….but her aim is getting better!
It’s terrible because I just laugh at the horror stories because they really are just morbid jokes in this format.
To be fair most comedy movies have the same three act structure as any drama, but that doesn't make Schindler's List a rib tickler.
@@arwenmiranda8112You see, it's funny because marriage is awful.
@MintMilk. Funny because it's true.
I clicked on the subreddit expecting two sentences. Little did I realize that a lot of them would be run-ons, and also that I murdered my family except it was the devil who judo-chopped them on chirstmas as I was milking my Creature.
Catching my breath: I thought I was safe. Until my best friend of five years, who got me fired from my job as a locksmith came up to me, though the door he'd installed of my house and said, with the knife still stained of my girlfriend's blood, "Hello Raymond, my name is Inigo Montoya, five years ago to this very day August 16 2018, you broke into my flat and flattened my parakeet with a meet tenderizer before going up stairs and murdering my father, while he slept after watching reruns of _The Love Boat,_ it took me years to track you down and even longer to gain your trust and friendship, but I finally found you, killed your dog, and your girlfriend, got you fired from the locksmithing job, perpare to die."
@@futurestorytellerHOLYYYYY THATS A LONG RUN ON SENTENCE
@@lukas.burke.atlaslake It represents in every way the nature of a typical "two sentence" horror story
@@futurestoryteller they make two sentences run on so long that it becomes a whole paragraph
@@lukas.burke.atlaslake I actually feel like a lot of times they have a shorter final sentence that comes off like a bad punchline. So the first sentence tends to come frontloaded with backstory.
I thought it would be funnier to do it the other way. In fact I had clear evidence of that fact in the form of my personal favorite "two-sentence horror story"
"Seeing the cop approach his car Jerry began to fumble for his license. He then saw the officer draw his weapon and point it at him all while saying: 'After you broke into my daughters house and shot her in cold blood I thought I would never find you yet here you are!'"
That's real, it was popular in the comments of one of these videos (apparently unironically) and it's obviously hilarious.
Honestly "The Devil Judo-chopped my Family" sounds like the title of a really fun fantasy buddy-comedy manga/comic series.
Like.... I don't know, Lucifer challenged Gabriel to an MMA match and seeks out a martial arts teacher, who refuses to train him so he judo-chops the souls of his family and takes them into hell as hostages.
And then you kinda have two parallel storylines of A:
the devil travelling around the world with his teacher to experience and analyse different fighting styles
and B:
the family chilling in hell and positively influencing Lucifer while he helps them open up, be more indulgent and live out their fantasies despite what others might think about you.
Also I kept hearing "Freddy Fastball" and all I could think of is a retired baseball pitcher who's also a serial killer.
freddy fazboar is just pig patch
"The Devil Judo-Chopped My Family" is my favorite Rob Zombie song
@@e.l.studios455 wow that’s some fnaf world nostalgia, kinda forgot I literally have over 20 hours in that game
The silly room is what they call classrooms at clown college.
That's it! I'm going to clown college!
And bad clowns are sent to the Boring Room
@@genericname2747 I heard that Freddy fazbore is the teacher of that class.
WHY IS EVERYONE SO FUNNY
Clown college? You can’t eat that.
HOLY SHIT THE ANALBUGS ONE WAS MADE BY A FRIEND OF MINE LETS GOOOOOOO IM SO PROUD OF HIM
:))))))
I was playing League of Legends(tm) and I got a pentakill, it was the highlight of my week. Then a live skeleton crashed through my window and shot me five times with a Smith & Wesson(tm) revolver.
This made me crack up, thank you
HE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU
The fish boat I was interning at had a very nice captain, he’s a great fella!
I remember the way he first introduced himself to me “Yaarrgh I am Slenderman!”
XD
FOUND YA.
@@owenkinder1076 Shhhhhh no you didn’t.
"Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there."
And then Flo killed me.
Legitimately horrifying
By vocalizing the jingle, you had named your price.
It was DEATH.
Guess State Farm wasn't a good neighbor. 😔
The best part is Flo isn't even from State Farm
well that progressed quickly
This stories sound like they’ve been written by two different people. Like, have you ever played those improv storytelling games with a large group, and there’s this one guy who takes it in a completely nonsensical direction? That’s what these stories remind me of.
My two-sentence horror story: "While I was sleeping on my bed, Peter Pan whisked me away to a magical adventure where I fought pirates. They were the kind who illegally downloaded movies."
#BorkIsStucklyo
so you where the weirdo who attacked us... WHy
I got a story taken down for being a cars reference.
The two sentence formula: “I was experience positive emotion”
“Until I remembered that previously bad occurred”
never forget the tragic loss of Jeremy Waswasmeof, he died when he killed his own family on Chirstmas and Evil Santa gave him Anal Bugs
some say he's up in the stars, along with the Meat Worm and Freddy Fazbore
Two Sentence Horror Cinematic Universe
"There is an impostor anong us!" the man screamed.
Too bad nobody listened to him and everyone then got killed by the impostor among us
@37:43 I like to imagine that this is just a real asshole doctor who constantly fucks with his patients. Like he gives you a rectal exam and just goes "oops, lots of spiders in here! Lol"
"Just kidding! It's just the anal bugs."
“Archimedes, get out of there”
I recognize Meat Worm from the Drawfee video on drawing terrible two sentence horror stories! Hopefully Meat Worm does appear in the video.
Also Imma try my hand at this two sentence thing, it’ll be 10/10:
I was alone in bed, during midnight.
Meat Worm wasn’t home to tuck me in yet.
Send help, I have a Meat Worm obsession.
He lives in my head rent free.
Apricot went to defeat the meat worm.
Unfortunately he was stopped by the creature, drained of its milk
also, Julia did read the one featuring Knife Guy as well, it was just an additional one after Jacob drew the murder clown
I came to the comments to see if anyone else thought of drawfee :) could you imagine the cursed content if they met? They dont overlap all thay much but its still fun to imagine
@@andylyn4123 You are fueling my desire for them to meat and discuss the meat worm
The Silly Room is like, a really big soft play. You know the ones with the plastic tubes and netting? It’s one of those that goes on forever. My friend Bork went in to one of those and now Bork is stucklyo. Forever.
Nooo not Bork. How will his sister, Bjork, cope with the loss?
@@cinnis5670 Suffice to say, she gets very emotional when the topic of Birthdays comes up. Sounds great tho.
Spiritually, I'm still in the Silly Room
There is this old video by guksack titled "Funny Room". I imagine the Silly Room isn't much different.
When Henry started sensually describing a wolf is when I died a little on the inside. And then when he said "nice thick knot" the rest of me died.
I'll send flowers to your funeral
As a qualified soul caretaker, I am here to inquire; how would you rate your current experience with the great beyond?
My 2 sentence horror story:
Henry described a, wolf. I died.
I appreciate that this is formatted like a bad 2 sentemce horror
Everyone thought I was lying when I described it, and they wrote me off as crazy. Bet they believed me after it k!lled an entire town.
Guess it’s no longer a… crazy, noisy, and bizarre town.
What killed an entire town.
@@metalloverbenhorton670 anal bugs, clearly
This is just Cell from DBZ.
I’ll never forget what the monsters towering over my bed said to me that night.
“THAT’S CALLED BOY TIPPING! HA HA HA!”
Joel exploded because that's what happens when you eat a strong pizza
Evil Santa gave Jeremy the Devil and this is actually the prequel to that other story.
I really appreciate when a story as powerful as that has a coming of age prequel released so quickly after the original. 8 Santas/Evil
I always had fun singing along with the songebob intro.
Until I realized that pirate slender man was singing it with me.
Two sentence horror story is a thought experiment demonstrating how well you can write payoff when you are limited to two sentences. It's nature is inherently limiting because it is meant to help you practice writing better stories by helping you identify flaws in how you build up and pay off a story. I would never put any two sentences over a good short horror story, because the reductive nature of it keeps it from giving important details that help create an atmosphere of tension in your stories. If stories are meals, two sentence stories are like cookies. Even the best examples feel lacking compared to a much longer story, just how a cookie can't fill you up like a meal can.
Good point, but I'd rather eat a skillfully-baked cookie than a slow-roasted boot filled with mayonnaise.
@@ducksizedhorse6284Your analogy doesn't work. The cookies in question can be baked by anyone, meaning quality is the exception and not the expectation. And with the shoe, you could always not eat it the moment you realize its a shoe. Stories are not something you are forced to read, and you can always stop reading it if you find it as pleasant as a mayonnaise soaked shoe. Meaning that even the argument that it saves on time when it is bad doesn't work.
With a good story, their is more to be invested in, like a pancake breakfast made by skilled cooks, or for the quality novels, like a multicourse meal that was made by professional hands. The best part is, that you can eat those meals on your own time, without fear of that meal spoiling, so you are not forced to give more time than you want to. Even the best cookie in the world seems lacking compared to that.
@@sharkjumpingwalrus6744 That is extremely true. The best story is definitely more than two sentences, but an outstanding two-sentence story is better than a terrible novel.
I think it's comparing apples to oranges; maybe the best orange beats the best apple, maybe even a mediocre orange does that, but I'll eat whichever one isn't moldy.
I should also point out that quality is always the exception.
“And then she gave birth to The Child” made me think of that thing in 2010s YA Dystopia where they refer to everything important as The Noun
Oh boy! The new Diregentleman character, GORL, has really spiced up the expanded meta cinematic Diregentleman universe
Imm gonna say evil Santa got Jeremy a single note that reads “Jeremy you’ve earned this”
On the back Is a coupon for a “Weiss Shnee body pillow”
Oh gawd you read my diary from when I was 16.
I was looking away for a sec just as u read out the "meat worm" story and misheard it as
"Berry loved playing in the snow / But so did the *meat loaf* "
which broke my brain a little
None of you are ready for Waswasmeof.
I was always interested in being a Waswasmeof. Until I saw the Waswasmeofs.
We're never ready
Can confirm, Henry did indeed write a story about a giant carnivorous ghost penis. I was sat in the room when it happened, he read the whole story to me when it was done. I cherish the nightmares that followed.
I think Evil Santa got Jeremy a never-ending supply of socks, geysering out the box and quickly filling up the room like in that X-Mas episode of Invader Zim
But still I think The Silly Room would be this strange anomalous room that seems impossibly big, infinite and twisting. Spiraling and bending in itself, those who go into the room are trapped in this hellish strange dimension. Witnessing such strange feats. The Silly Room is the world all these two sentence stories take place in, a strange world that uses children as condiments, and evil santas live. Those who walk in are trapped, trapped until their very minds and bodies are bent and twisted, corroding into madness. They don't go out because they become conditioned to think of it as normal, and forget about their old lives.
The OP of that story was the strange god that created the room, living a semi-normal life as Knife Guy.
Welcome to the twilight zone
@@leninthebeaniesouhacker.2459 Open the spooky door
This is actually really good!!!!
This is literally Michael from The Magnus Archives.
@@alicethemad1613 Glad I'm not the first to think this 😂
Guys, the silly room is obviously the name of the arcade in freddy Fazbore's Pizza. David Bork is stucklyo in a Bonzi suit forever now, and that's really scary
You know, the weirdest thing about twosentencehorror is that they actually somehow made a show based off of it and its actually somehow really fucking good? It baffles me. It's a cw show too, it defies all logic!
Please what's it called
drop the name plz
According to Google, looks like it’s just called Two Sentence Horror Stories. 3 seasons, came out back in 2019
@@EtamirTheDemiDeer yup, that's the one! Sorry for the delay there
"My garbage can smelled like yogurt. But I haven't been eating yogurt."
A neighbor using your garbage can, oh the horror!
"Are you going through our garbage?"
"Your canned plankton is mine now!" ~ The Simpsons
Actually, the raccoons were using it as a refrigerator
Evil Santa, also known as Satan, gave Jeremy a dead family
"That's not ice cream that's the blood of a dead child." Literally the plot of Ice Cream Man.
I cried, thinking about how it already had killed my parents and family and others. I wiped my eyes, took another sip of blood, and instinctually knew death would never come for me, but every other human I held dear.
The analbugs tweet clarifies that the bugs are the size of "A small cat" dear god
im glad youre so invested in the lore, im happy to report that the creator is also considering making them metamorphosing into "rectal flies" canon
creator of analbugs here
yes, they are that big, and fairly spiny/spiky too
@@hiveknight7416 Do pesticides work against them?
@@declanedmison5442 Somewhat, the most effective weapon against them is fire
oh and they are scared of cats
@@hiveknight7416 thank you so much for your story. I am terrified
One of my favorites is
Bird 1: "Uh oh!"
Bird 2: "Don't worry, he only has one stone."
I finaly reached the endless pit of flesh.
It's caretaker stood in awe saying "it haven't do that before".
This is the best Chirstmas special in February anyone could've hoped for.
Merry Chirstmas to all, and to all a good night!
The silly room is obviously the room that makes you silly, he's never going to leave because that would be too logical and not silly enough
So disappointed by this perversion of the season, these guys really need to learn to keep the Chirst in Chirstmas 😔😔😔
*Christmas (no hate)
@@bellAa_akaPlusheen I might suggest watching the video before correcting the comments in this case 👍
@@bellAa_akaPlusheen What
The anal bug one is particularly funny bc like, earwigs and other bugs like that are a thing, and the entomologists ive met have never had any inside of those places. if anything that stuff seems to fascinate them more.
Regarding the "hot dog with not-ketchup" story:
Are you like the Diregentlemen , who find it unbelievable that modern-day hot dog vendor would exploit dead children,
Are you like Addison, who finds it unbelievable that any modern person would actually enjoy a hot dog,
Or are you like me, who finds it unbelievable that an evil hot dog vendor would admit to a customer that their ketchup substitute is the blood of children
The "silly room" is actually a time portal that sends you back to 2016 meme culture. Nightmare fuel, and the Bork is Stucklyo. Also I feel offended having a similar name to Jerma.
I would absolutely go on a date with knife guy. He seems like a knice guy. But I don't know if it would go anywhere or if we would just stay friends.
You should give him some razor shoes!
Sometimes I'll just be going about my day... driving, shopping, going to work... and "Knife Guy" will just randomly pop into my head and give me the biggest chuckle every time.
My friend Bork was acting strange lately.
I soon found out that Bork is Stucklyo, and even worse…. was was me of…
My trash smelled of yogurt, and it could only mean one thing. Jacob was in my walls again.
That's terrifying but for completely different reasons
I like how they connect all these stories together, my personal favorite is the overarching story of Jeremy, his family, Evil Santa and the analbugs.
Here’s my attempt at a 2 sentence horror story:
I opened up TH-cam, Diregentleman uploaded a new video. “The Monster Girls are back”.
Sends shivers down my spine.
*snake
Wiz: All in all, the meat worm was stronger, tougher, and faster than the anal bugs.
Boomstick: The anal bugs were finally able to "meat" their match.
Wiz: The winner is the meat worm.
So mad that I didn't say "Corn on the Bob" when we were talking about that one story, dammit
i thought i out ran the creature. but i realized the Bork is stucklyo
"Man I'm so glad my bones havent been stolen" I said.
"Hi" said the bone stealer man.
Bork is Stucklyo.
Also, my thoughts are that The Silly room is kinda like the Hypercube from the second Cube movie. Essentially there would be different kinda-goofy traps. Like one room has you kinda stretch and deform like a glitchy 3D-model if you don't take the right path through the room. You do okay in the confines of the room itself, but when you get out of the room, regular physics is imposed on you and so your freakish limbs snap and your torso splits.
I hope goblins appear at least once in these stories.
Also I'm imagining Chills reading every story.
Number 10: Goblins.
The last thing you want in your cave is a bunch of goblins..
@@Business_Skeleton but as it turns out that might be what you get.
Evil Santa got Jeremy a free flight to Cryptoland
Bork is stucklyo
I saw one in the TH-cam comments that went
"Honey, I'm home!"
The chicken was still in the freezer
"T-that's not ketchup! It's a dead child with HIV!"
-"It.. it is?"
"Uh.. yeah. It's not ketchup. Yeah. Definitely not ketchup."
-"Is it?"
"YUP. Don't taste test again."
-"Ok."
"Yep. Just, uh, human blood. Yep."
-"OK."
-"Thanks."
-"Have a good day."
yeah would be fuck up if the heart kept beating after the killer killed the victim. like he tries to hide it but it keeps beating
Someone should write a short story about that
@@henrygalley2831 two horror short story original do not steal
the violent murderer was only caught after leaving his hair in the crime scene.
orangutans hair!
@@caterinagerbasi1594 how dare you talk about the orangutan
I got real Stucklyo'd by how Bork'd up some of these stories were
To my luck, the door lock was closed so the spider couldn't go through that.
Until it went under the door.
11:00 POWAH. The real story is written from the from devil's perspective and he tries to escape mansion and then island with annoying pervy embezzler.
Bork is Stucklyo Wucklyo
I liked when the dog was allowed to join us at dinner. But the mint sauce on top was horrendous!
For years, I endured evil Santa's gifts. Then I found out I got those from nice Santa!
Okay, I think the true horror is writing these.
I have not laughed this much for a while. This is true poetry.
Edit: Bork is Stucklyo
14:00 the existence of evil santa and regular santa implies the existence of good santa
why is he never giving out presents? :(
i heard the lifetime biopic about waswasmeof tapped borkis stucklyo to play the lead
I imagine Knife Guy as the background character from MHA who's a regular guy with a knife the size of a regular human head in place of an actual human head.
Really weird how my first video on this channel was about the presentation of genocide, and now I'm laughing at "Bork is Stucklyo"
Knife guy & penis ghost have a special place in my heart & I don't think I can top the sheer joy I got from hearing them, so I'll leave it at #BorkIsStucklyo
The Silly Room is just what Michael calls his hallways
10:07 i swear i've been watching this channel too much because when it said Jeremy my mind instantly went to Jeremy Fragnance
Bork is stucklyo
And the creature is fast approaching
Bork is stuck, step bro
My story
I dreamed I was eaten by a wolf
Then I woke up, inside a wolf
Like peeing, getting eaten by wolves is something to desperately avoid in the dreamscape.
I never knew what happened to that dog.
Until Bork is Stucklyo.
Two sentence horror stories:
"I think it's a fart.
It wasn't a fart..."
"I woke up early.
I didn't actually wake up early I just fell asleep at 3 pm and woke up at 8 pm."
25:11 This one's a straight-up Ryan George sketch.
10:40 I was excited when Gus tried to initiate the Rat Movie song and was sad that it didn't progress, y'all gotta cover the full version someday
I was eating a cheeseburger and then I realized something was off... it wasn't ketchup in my burger, it was the blood of a dead child
santa deniers when they get a gift from evil santa (there is a pipe bomb under their chirstmas tree)
An idea I had whilst listening to this.
I was elated to run into my best friend whom I hadn't heard from in years.
When I asked where they'd been, they said they'd taken their own life.
More Addison! Love to see it.
I love the “Bork is Stucklyo” bit, as someone with so many notes that I look back at and have no idea what they mean.
The silly room make you laugh until you get your esophaguses pulled out while blood fills your entire body