Dragons in Chinese mythology often represent good luck, so when the alligator ate mushu, it seemed to have foreshadowed that things were not going to end well for either side
Except, it isn’t an alligator, it’s a crocodile. Although, the misnaming in this fits as Disney referred to the crocodile attack in Lion King 2 as an “alligator attack”.
@@playfulpanthress it *_is_* an alligator. taken from the official disney character profile: "Louis is a major character in Disney's 2009 animated feature film The Princess and the Frog. He is a trumpet-playing alligator with dreams of becoming a human jazz musician." there are a few distinguishing features that separate a crocodile from an alligator; namely, the size and shape of their snouts (alligators have a large, wide snout and the upper jaw covers their teeth; crocodiles have the same size upper/lower jaw, creating a small, cylindrical snout.) In addition, there *are no crocodiles in Louisiana, or anywhere in the United States, except at the very very southern tip of florida;* the american crocodile is exclusive to central and south america.
3:03 TBH that's pretty canon for Tink, people forget that she literally tried to trick the Lost Boys into killing Wendy BC she was jealous...this girl TOTALLY packs heat
I love how she declares war and then leaves without killing any of them. She’s very considerate and gives them time to prepare. Especially considering she probably could’ve just solo’d most of them
Also I love how the ones to leave are the less traditional princess Mulan is more of a warrior Belle had to defend the beast and wasn't born into royalty Tiana had earn her way as a princess and wasn't born into royalty Rapunzel was a long lost child and had to fight
@Corrupted Angel No - the actual legend didn’t present her as some chi-wielding superhero-like entity and actually committed suicide afterwards to save her family’s honor in some versions of the tale. The Disney remake was just a wuxia film knock-off.
I like how the divide is between Princesses who had everything done for them in their stories vs Princesses who had to do the work themselves in their stories, while Ariel sits between the two since she's a mix of both.
cinderella was like a literal slave though and was still on the other side i think it’s just a divide between traditional princesses with not a lot of character versus actual role models
@@dumbtch-lk5yr eh... tragic backstory doesn't necessarily mean she worked to get out of the situation. Ma girl literally danced with a prince one time and he was hooked enough to seek her out. She basically let everyone else decide things for her, including the Prince. So yeah... traditional. Marriage wise.
warren byrne Oops, I forgot about Rapunzel. Also, I'm pretty sure he thought about Rapunzel, Belle and Ariel before he died but I'm pretty sure he didn't think about the rest.
Finally! Someone naming that character. I have no gkn idea who that is. Well most of the cast outside of the classic disney but that smelly feminist garbage eluded me the most
Meanwhile; Elsa: you know what the biggest difference is between me and most of those other Princesses is? Anna: we made more money than all of them? Elsa: true, but that's not it. Anna: we didn't marry guys we just met, like most of them did? Elsa: .... Anna: you, didn't marry a guy you just met, like most of us did? Elsa: also true, but there's something else. Anna: .... you're like the only actual queen? Elsa: nailed it! EDIT: Kida: ahem?
Actually there is no validity to the claim that the old Princesses married a guy they just met. Neither Snowwhite nor Aurora are married in their film. The former just left with the guy and lived happily ever after, no implication of when on the timeline the wedding happened. The latter was at her party welcoming her back to the kingdom, not her wedding. All indications suggest that Prince Phillip, would be willing to court (he would have had to going after the peasant girl), that King Stephan wanted his daughter to get a chance to settle first... and even King Hubert proved to be a softy in the end. She wasn't likely rushed into anything. Cinderella and Ariel are married at the end of their films, but we don't know for a fact that it was right away. There are clues that can be used to infer that, in fact, there was a courting period, due to the following. Cinderella's familiarity with the King, which would make no sense for the rags to princesshood lady if she didn't get a chance to know what he would be like as a father-in-law. With Ariel the fact that King Triton was comfortable with his people going to the wedding in the presence of MULTIPLE humans, suggests he had a chance to become more familiar with said humans. It's one thing for him to see Eric, who his daughter loves, who the pair saved each other from death as someone he can trust, quite another to trust all those other humans with the safety of his people . ... Also, Elsa may have been named queen, but she's a joke. Aurora, is the most Queenly of the princesses. She carried herself like a queen, she was responsible and willing to sacrifice her happiness for the good of her people. Plus she will be the one princess who actually becomes Queen of two kingdoms.
@Milomondo what? No. I'm just making a joke, since Elsa does a lot of magical stuff, and Anna falls into the category of falling in love with a guy she just met while also poking fun at the cliche. I was trying trying to be funny. I'm not a feminist. I was just trying to make a joke about why some of the more recent Disney princesses/queens wouldn't be on this sketch.
Those are the magic words at Mouse Inc. Not Bippityboppittyboo. Not open sesame. Not supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. The magic words at Disney are "We could make a lot of money...."
LOL. And how many of their princes are just well groomed boys, some of whom walk around in uniforms just to look cool? I always laugh at how many of the princes either don't do anything or are wimps (apart from Phillip and Li Shang).
@@shi_010 Didn't at the end Merida say she was possibly open to marrying someday though, if she actually fell in love with a guy? Elsa and Moana are the only princesses I recall appearing fully committed to being a virgin.
@@thunderbird1921 [reply to your second comment] Moana doesn’t even talk about live tho so we don’t really know and Elsas point was „you can’t look at someone and say `OMG I LOVE HIM ISNT HE PERFECT‘ you actually need to know them first“ so maybe she could fall in love, but it would be awkward
well it's canon that she somehow got all of those extremely heavy human objects into that alcove, so she must be strong treasure chests full of gold and silver, hathangers, Full-length beds and mirrors, Vases larger than she is, candelbras, wardrobes and crates that have who-know-what in them.... defninitely can lift.
As well as vestigial stubby back legs because they technically do have pelvic flippers but are as short as a crocodile or hippopotamus or salamander and also can swim pretty damn fast in both forms
TBH, the thing that impressed me the most is that Merida survived a point blank nuke. My only theory is that she wrapped herself in Rapunzel's hair just before it went off.
TheOverseer2077 No. Because that'll will do absolutely nothing for you. The accurate response is to start praying to whatever God you believe in and do your best to text your will before the boom
the USA has admitted they misplaced 6 nuclear weapons since their inception, and it's unknown how many the USSR lost/misplaced due to the secrecy of their government until it's dissolution.
The fact that Pocahontas wasn’t even invited and joined the other side makes this so much funnier
Lol i never noticed that
Vegard Nybakeri thats because technically she’s not a princess kinda weird mulan was there though
I would find it funnier if she was neutral ground
Rapunzel?
metall rapunzel is literally a princess
"The trailer was very misleading!" This is my favourite line because it is so true!!!
Ugh, you got that right. I was expecting a war epic. Not a parent child bonding film.
@Pedro Nonato well technically pixar created the film but Disney bought mirada, also yay the marketing of the film was weird and probably the worst
Mine was "Bend over and grab your ankels"
What's even more misleading is the japanese trailer for brave. There is a version with english subtitles on youtube.
@@ZidaneOfTantalus OMG, I just looked up the Japanese trailer, you're right! It IS even more misleading! 😄
Dragons in Chinese mythology often represent good luck, so when the alligator ate mushu, it seemed to have foreshadowed that things were not going to end well for either side
As an HongKonger-American Mixed-Blood, I can confirm this was extremely accurate.
the alligator's name is Louie
Except, it isn’t an alligator, it’s a crocodile. Although, the misnaming in this fits as Disney referred to the crocodile attack in Lion King 2 as an “alligator attack”.
@@playfulpanthress it *_is_* an alligator.
taken from the official disney character profile:
"Louis is a major character in Disney's 2009 animated feature film The Princess and the Frog. He is a trumpet-playing alligator with dreams of becoming a human jazz musician."
there are a few distinguishing features that separate a crocodile from an alligator; namely, the size and shape of their snouts (alligators have a large, wide snout and the upper jaw covers their teeth; crocodiles have the same size upper/lower jaw, creating a small, cylindrical snout.)
In addition, there *are no crocodiles in Louisiana, or anywhere in the United States, except at the very very southern tip of florida;* the american crocodile is exclusive to central and south america.
@@hobomike6935 You’re right. They had Tinkerbell at the end, I thought it as the croc from ‘Peter Pan’.
3:03 TBH that's pretty canon for Tink, people forget that she literally tried to trick the Lost Boys into killing Wendy BC she was jealous...this girl TOTALLY packs heat
tbh the luger fits her pretty well
@@MrToddino Be hilarious if they had used a 'mini'gun
Someone give me a link to video about it
@@MrToddino she would definitely commit crimes on the Eastern Front.
Fairy lives don’t matter today.
Just realised Mulan called them all round-eyes
How did you miss that?
No one like that comment so it stays at 420
R.I.P. Merida
@@bemrfan0108 Amen
Me too! THIS IS THE BEST!
I love how she declares war and then leaves without killing any of them. She’s very considerate and gives them time to prepare. Especially considering she probably could’ve just solo’d most of them
She's a warrior, not an *ssh*le. Unlike snow white...
@@naturalist4life396 exactly
She wages war by Queensbury rules 😏
A true warrior’s behavior
@@-totallycreator-2588 Indeed
Merida: Not a damn song.
Me: I can relate.
Me; I can relate too.
They would’ve killed Elsa if she was in this
@@ember_Matic I know right...O-0
Let's face it: Disney makes WAY too many musicals. It's gotten to the point of cliche. A non musical princess film would do them a world of good.
Welcome to Disney World
“Bibidy bobidy Boo that’s 20 grand” XD
One hell of a hilarious robot chicken line
What does XD means
@@shutup7134 It’s basically just a laughing face without using emojis
Guns dealer
And speak of Bibidy bobidy boo. isn't that the same line before they put those as names for 2 evil wizards and majin buu in DBZ? (Dragon Ball Z)
Also I love how the ones to leave are the less traditional princess
Mulan is more of a warrior
Belle had to defend the beast and wasn't born into royalty
Tiana had earn her way as a princess and wasn't born into royalty
Rapunzel was a long lost child and had to fight
and pocahontas bc snow fuckin white didnt invite her to the meeting lmfao
Me too, I loved that
Тиана не собиралась становится принцессой,она была больше всех целеустремлённой
@@luisvillegas7290 good eye.
And Tinkerbel?
I just watched Tinkerbell pull out a Luger and end someone. My life is complete.
Yes
Same
Hains...... GET ZE LUGUR
Yep Tinkerbells finally getting the respect she deserves
She's a tinker fairy so she could probably make one : o
"Oh! We'll fight them with magic!"
*slams bag of assault rifles onto the table* "Bippity, Boppity Boop, that's 20 grand."
America simulator
@@dannymiller3315 sad but true
@@BLU-ky6bn happy and true
What does it mean?
@@Chandela- she’s charging them for guns
Lol poor Ariel, she’s like a puppy who went to fetch something and was proud of it
Indeed.
And that something happened to be a nuclear warhead
kinda reminds me of powder before she turned into jinx
"I brought you the fire!"
Ironically she also became the mvp with most kills.. sadly seems she didn't get to live to gloat that her thingamabob was best weapon ever.
This is the most personality Snow White has ever had.
Shade!
Why are you being Snow White , what did she do to you .
Leave. Britney-I mean leave Snowers alone. Watching her masterpiece as part of a belated anniversary.
Once Upon A Time says otherwise
@@FabledHeroes3351 Or Fables.
2:08 The real reason Mushu isnt in the Mulan remake
It is because he was literally eaten alive
Louis ate him.
NO MUSHU, WHYYYYYY
Mulan wasn't in the remake either - seriously, she was a completely different character...
@Corrupted Angel No - the actual legend didn’t present her as some chi-wielding superhero-like entity and actually committed suicide afterwards to save her family’s honor in some versions of the tale. The Disney remake was just a wuxia film knock-off.
“Bend ova and grab your ankles”
TOOK ME TF OUT 😭😭
Does he mean that in sexual way like bend over ready to take it? I found it funny as well as this is what I thought it meant.
@@Archiejoeawesome yes he did mean that and a sexual way
Wait really I thought it was an adult joke but okay
Me too! I'm STILL laughing and it's been 5 minutes!
Bippity boppity boo, that's 20 grand!
Well i aint gone pay anything if ya doing so lóko!
Stephen Clark I
Fairy godmother is armed dealer
i read that as soon as that happened
Fishy Bitch 😂
"That's me mother! She's a beeeeaaaaarrrrr!"
The trailer wos veery mesleading!
+Sterling Fulton I came here looking for justice
Viet Nguyen Bot insted, Aye fownd trechery.
prepare yer self... fer woooorrrr
Me mother's a bearrrrr...
Dude Mulan's line was so good "Finally someone said it! See you on the killing fields round eyes" She always was my favorite.
Also worth mentioning Mulan has the largest kill count of all Disney princesses
@@colejennings4612 And by a looong shot too! Single-handedly killed nearly tje entire Hun army in truly badass fashion. 😂
“Bend ovah and grab ya ankles” *KA-BOOM*
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣I couldn’t stop laughing
Best part
My fucking sides 😂
can’t stop laughing lmao
been looking for this comment AHAAAA
“Bring me the scalp or weave of Snow White” 😭😭🤣
💀💀💀💀💀
1k like
I'm weak 🤣
I like how the divide is between Princesses who had everything done for them in their stories vs Princesses who had to do the work themselves in their stories, while Ariel sits between the two since she's a mix of both.
Well if ur saying that then beauty would have to be included in that side with snow.
I guess that’s why Tiana called them stuck up bitches
cinderella was like a literal slave though and was still on the other side i think it’s just a divide between traditional princesses with not a lot of character versus actual role models
@@dumbtch-lk5yr eh... tragic backstory doesn't necessarily mean she worked to get out of the situation. Ma girl literally danced with a prince one time and he was hooked enough to seek her out. She basically let everyone else decide things for her, including the Prince. So yeah... traditional. Marriage wise.
@@dumbtch-lk5yr if you've ever read the Grimm Fairy tails Cinderella was Royalty and didn't know it
they said this is ruining childhood.
Dude, this shit saves my Childhood.
Wasn't Brave Made In 2011 Or Over?
+Dalek Bees I think, 2013.
+Typical Angry Black ME MOTHERS A BBEEAAIIRRR!! :P
XD Same.
And I love these parodies and the official movies and stories the movies are based on. ^_^
yes
I would watch a 90 minutes live action of that.
+Daniel Rocha Game of princesses (princessi? I don't know)
Victor Lahokoski More like....Princess....es...Apocalypse now...the revenge...Ok I got nothing.
Disney Princess: Civil War.
bend over and grab your ankles
Me too
When Snow speaks to the bird, its subtitles are missing:
"Core that b!7ch like an apple!" "Weave a tapestry with her intestines!"
Omg yes I thought I was the only person who noticed!
It was driving me mad it wasn’t there
YES! I kept wondering what happened to them!
Ah yes, that's 100% a shrike
This might be the only Disney movie i want to see
lol
me too! A masterpiece I'm sure walt wanted it before he died.
warren byrne But Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, Pocahontas, Mulan, Tiana and Merida didn't exist before Walt died.
ThatCulturalGeek yes,welll I'm certain he had the idea.
warren byrne Oops, I forgot about Rapunzel. Also, I'm pretty sure he thought about Rapunzel, Belle and Ariel before he died but I'm pretty sure he didn't think about the rest.
I just realized after all this time this a war between the old generation and the new generation of princesses of Disney.
Is Belle considered new generation? Other than that you’re probably right
@@sammoore5786 think she's old gen.
I was thinking, real princesses versus no real ones.
@@sammoore5786 she’s old Gen but was probably where they got the idea for new Gen, so she joined the ones who were more like her
Isn't Jasmin also from the new generation?
"No...no it was a good kill." Probably the most wholesome thing that's ever happened in robot chicken
she was so polite about it lol had me dying xD
"See you on the killing field, roundeyes" XD
"Amen sister"
"Stuck up bitches!"
@@xavierbeurre8064 😂😂😂
Makes fun of Merida for being too femenist. Has Mulan and Tiana on their council.
The Irony I know XD
Finally! Someone naming that character. I have no gkn idea who that is. Well most of the cast outside of the classic disney but that smelly feminist garbage eluded me the most
she was saying that ironically.
@@Gadget-Walkmen I think she was trying to make fun of Merida
@@kato093 Why do you say that? I liked Merida's character.
Jasmine's line about the thingamabobs will forever be the funniest part of this sketch.
That Ariel
Mulan wasn't even a princess. She was a warrior
Ivanna Humpalot She's a Disney princess.
ironically the historical mulan choose suicide over forcefully being wed to royalty.
She was a princess who chose to be a warrior
Disney siad she fit the princess criteria
No Face yes she was
We will fight them with magic"... Ak-47
Really.
Bad.
Magic.
+Fabian Koch like level 3 alchemy magic in skyrim
+Hazzacus 😂😂
"she's a level 3 mage".
AK is magic. Magic is AK.
Meanwhile;
Elsa: you know what the biggest difference is between me and most of those other Princesses is?
Anna: we made more money than all of them?
Elsa: true, but that's not it.
Anna: we didn't marry guys we just met, like most of them did?
Elsa: ....
Anna: you, didn't marry a guy you just met, like most of us did?
Elsa: also true, but there's something else.
Anna: .... you're like the only actual queen?
Elsa: nailed it!
EDIT:
Kida: ahem?
Actually there is no validity to the claim that the old Princesses married a guy they just met. Neither Snowwhite nor Aurora are married in their film. The former just left with the guy and lived happily ever after, no implication of when on the timeline the wedding happened. The latter was at her party welcoming her back to the kingdom, not her wedding. All indications suggest that Prince Phillip, would be willing to court (he would have had to going after the peasant girl), that King Stephan wanted his daughter to get a chance to settle first... and even King Hubert proved to be a softy in the end. She wasn't likely rushed into anything.
Cinderella and Ariel are married at the end of their films, but we don't know for a fact that it was right away. There are clues that can be used to infer that, in fact, there was a courting period, due to the following. Cinderella's familiarity with the King, which would make no sense for the rags to princesshood lady if she didn't get a chance to know what he would be like as a father-in-law. With Ariel the fact that King Triton was comfortable with his people going to the wedding in the presence of MULTIPLE humans, suggests he had a chance to become more familiar with said humans. It's one thing for him to see Eric, who his daughter loves, who the pair saved each other from death as someone he can trust, quite another to trust all those other humans with the safety of his people .
...
Also, Elsa may have been named queen, but she's a joke. Aurora, is the most Queenly of the princesses. She carried herself like a queen, she was responsible and willing to sacrifice her happiness for the good of her people. Plus she will be the one princess who actually becomes Queen of two kingdoms.
Kind of think of it, that short was release after Frozen, why they didn't put the princess and the queen of Arendel in this video? Why?
@Milomondo what? No. I'm just making a joke, since Elsa does a lot of magical stuff, and Anna falls into the category of falling in love with a guy she just met while also poking fun at the cliche.
I was trying trying to be funny.
I'm not a feminist.
I was just trying to make a joke about why some of the more recent Disney princesses/queens wouldn't be on this sketch.
@@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 who did Merida marry?
@@dylan8443 no-one.
“I found the perfect conditioner..”
“Blood.”
Edit: WOW! I’ve never gotten to 3k likes! Y’all are too kind.
Can we get this guy some more likes?
666 likes, woooo
Bruh.
@@ezrawyvern6795 why....he literally said the thing from the video that we just watched?
I mean, some primitive tribes in ancient time actually used this
1:58
Rapunzel: I finally found the perfect conditioner: BLOOD.
No se ingles
@@agustinhernandez7692 Finalmente, yo me encontré el acondicionador perfecto: LA SANGRE.
"Not all of us will live to wish upon A Star tonight..." Still makes me laugh every time. 😂😂😂 Love RC.
I think that Disney should seriously consider this. They would make a lot of money.
Heck, they'd all have a shared adversary: Napoleon.
I would buy about ten family pack of tickets and preorder the blueray
I totally agree with you there! It’d be AWESOME!!!
What they should consider is making a dystopian princess, like after the nuclear fallout!
Those are the magic words at Mouse Inc.
Not Bippityboppittyboo. Not open sesame. Not supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
The magic words at Disney are "We could make a lot of money...."
Bend over, and grab your ankles!
Still laughing
Lmao 😂😂 😂💀 bruh
I dont get it
TheBarleycorn
I think he mentions he wants them to twerk
It's something kids were told to do in the cold war in case of a nuke, I believe.
@@FireStillPlays Actually that was "Duck and cover" We duck under our school desk, and cover our eyes and the back of our head/neck. Pesky H-bombs.
2:51 the fact that he smiles while being blown away had me in tears
"not a damn song" how I feel when I have to watch a Disney princess movie
Dr. Waa same here
I won't lie....I said the same thing almost at the same time!
same
Basically every Disney film ever made!
Me too see what i did there but no i hated old Disney princess films
“Bring me the scalp and or weave of Snow White”
That line had me dying not gonna lie
Watching the Disney Star Wars trilogy like:
"I came here looking for justice. Instead, I found treachery!"
This line sounded like a reference, but all I found when googling it was this sketch. If they made it up themselves, then kudos.
So none of those princesses had a standing army? Come on, Jasmine has palace guards and shit!
And a fuckin' tiger.
if kida were involved no one would be fighting.
Palace guards and cold tits.
I'm actually surprised she stayed behind with Snow White instead of Belle.
Honestly it'd make more sense if jasmine joined merida's group
0:56
“That’s me mother! She’s a BEER!”
My mom always mistakes bear saying beer.😂
🤣🤣😂😂
Brave is like some bizarre knockoff of The Emperor's New Groove at times.
BEEEEER🍺🍺🍺🍺
In Boston they are pronounced nearly the same.
@@fairnut6418 Homer: "mmmmmm....beer."
1:44 Jasmine The Roaster
"Bibbity bobbity boo, now that's 20 grand" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
finally someone understands this comment 😂
2:35 "I WILL SHOW YOU THE WORLD OF DEATH!!!" Jasmine had me weak af the whole skit. 🤣😂
2:56 I know for a fact the creators were dying of laughter when they made her say that
War....war never changes...
3 years and this comment didn't get more likes..... shame, a damn shame .
or does it... ? no, of course not, iit is warr. war hasnt changed...or did it?
" And no Prince will want to mingle with girl with no Hit single "
LOL. And how many of their princes are just well groomed boys, some of whom walk around in uniforms just to look cool? I always laugh at how many of the princes either don't do anything or are wimps (apart from Phillip and Li Shang).
That was the funniest for me. the whole movie started because she didn't want a husband
@@shi_010 Didn't at the end Merida say she was possibly open to marrying someday though, if she actually fell in love with a guy? Elsa and Moana are the only princesses I recall appearing fully committed to being a virgin.
@@thunderbird1921 the whole things wasn't about marriage at at really thinking about it, but about her parents taking choice away from her, so maybe?
@@thunderbird1921 [reply to your second comment] Moana doesn’t even talk about live tho so we don’t really know
and Elsas point was „you can’t look at someone and say `OMG I LOVE HIM ISNT HE PERFECT‘ you actually need to know them first“ so maybe she could fall in love, but it would be awkward
So we're not gonna talk about how Ariel dragged a damn nuke, while having a tail. That princess has some strong fucking arms
well it's canon that she somehow got all of those extremely heavy human objects into that alcove, so she must be strong
treasure chests full of gold and silver, hathangers, Full-length beds and mirrors, Vases larger than she is, candelbras, wardrobes and crates that have who-know-what in them.... defninitely can lift.
@@hobomike6935 Easier to move stuff underwater...
As well as vestigial stubby back legs because they technically do have pelvic flippers but are as short as a crocodile or hippopotamus or salamander
As well as vestigial stubby back legs because they technically do have pelvic flippers but are as short as a crocodile or hippopotamus or salamander and also can swim pretty damn fast in both forms
I love that all the "Modern" Princesses went with Merida
Belle came before Jasmine though
Belle is old tho
'90s-2000s something princesses
And Ariel was the neutral one
me mother's a *BEEEEEEERRR*
*beeeeer
beeeeeeearrr*
Subject Delta Beer?
Hahahahaha!!!!!
0:56
1:14 Cinderella was like 👁👄👁
This is what Kingdom Hearts 3 should have been.
Anybody remember when Belle elbowed Xaldin in the ribs?
Omg that would be so entertaining!!
2:48 - 2:50 "Bend over and grab your ankles!.." XD
(Boom!)
TBH, the thing that impressed me the most is that Merida survived a point blank nuke. My only theory is that she wrapped herself in Rapunzel's hair just before it went off.
Notice how Tinkerbell was using a Luger...
Mein Gott, FOR DER KAISER!
:^]
A very oblique reference.
She's a Lucas films character
She should have used Kolibri
cool princesses vs the annoying ones
Which one is which?
***** Absolutely nothing cool about Merida "me mums a bear"
Sam Brickey Aurora? Annoying?
Except Pocahontas.
I don't find anyone annoying. That's just me.
2:28 Just teasing-
HOOEH
BRING ME THE SCALP OR WEAVE OF SNOW WHITE
@@muddy2k I will show you the world of death!
@@muddy2k Oh, you just don't know what words are. That's your thing.
Damn, Jasmine. fucking savage. and 1:51 wasn't so bad either.
Bend over and grab your ankles? It wasn't a plane crash
I think standing next to a live nuke warrants the same response
TheOverseer2077 No. Because that'll will do absolutely nothing for you. The accurate response is to start praying to whatever God you believe in and do your best to text your will before the boom
Brendon Tan works for me
TheOverseer2077 Oh yeah? I bet you were in a vault when the big boom happened.
I ain't one of those pampered vault assholes
1:25 “Core that bitch like an apple 🍏”
weave her insides like a tapestry
2:48 i was weak😂
That's me mother she's a bear, the trailer was very misleading!!!
Shane Douglas seriously?
I love how Snow White is the leader since she’s the first princess
i brought my thingy mabob! my weapons grade THINGY MABOB!
I replayed it 10 times, can't get enough of it
Loved Ariel trying to get away from it without legs.
AKA A flippin' NUKE!
Cinderella: Oh you just dont know what words are.. Thats your thing! :D
Fun fact, the United States has lost several nuclear warheads to the ocean, so she probably found one of those.
I'd pay money for this.
The fkn “bend over and grab your ankles” was so random, it got me 😂😂😭
Bro if I was Asian I'd be calling everyone round eyes XD
STOP SQUINTING AT ME!
Sounds hilarious
*If I were Asian
Good thing I am too, round eyes
Must be a thing there in China
"BEND OVER AND GRAB YOUR ANKLES"
SO UNEXPECTED
I can't help but wonder who's idea it was to give Jasmine that Leno chin.
Fairy godmother is an armed dealer
That's my type of fairy godmother she better have that m60
She's also an arms dealer.
Surprisingly, those are two separate things
The newest Disney princess is Kylo Ren.
yep
WTF?
Oh, you mean Darth Emo?
Kylo Ren a real G tho. Much greater than his pussy grandfather who snitched his allies over fear of his illegal wife dying.
He is a pretty, pretty little princes isn't he?
0:51 I wouldnt call “So this is Love” on the level of “Once Upon a Dream” or “Part of your World”...
I think her single would be A Dream is a wish your heart makes
I died when he said “bend over and grab your ankles”
1:38 I’m dead 😂😂
FAIRY GOD MOTHER BE STAPT!
“Bend over and grab your ankles,” gets me every time!😂😂😭
Snow white just wanted to change the subject to protect the dwarfs
“Biperty boperty boo, that’s 20 grand” me if I was a arms dealer
"Ben over and grab your ankles-"
My favorite line of this skit
2:48
2:48 "Bend over and grab your ankles"...... Basically 2020 addressing humanity......
"The trailer was very misleading!" Lol
*”THAT’S ME MOTHER! SHE’S A BEAR! THE TRAILER WAS VERY MISLEADING!”* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:35
Anyone and everyone watching a Disney movie
True
"Have we got to the grievances yet? A bunch of wee dwarves illegally mining in my territory."
The ending with Tinkerbell absolutely slayed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“BeNd OvA And GRab YOur AnKlEs”
That's me muther she's a bear!
It's "That's me muther she's a bear!"
*beeeeeer
A beeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!
This reminds me of wreck it Ralph 2
My fav lines
0:10 Ariel
0:56 Merida
1:24 Snow White and bird
1:38 Fairy godmother
1:44 Jasmine
2:22 Aurora
2:42 Cindy
2:48 Bend over and grab your ankles
Now with Moana, Elsa, and Anna on the list, let's see how this happens.
This reminds me of wreck it Ralph 2 Disney princess
Don't forget Vanellope
@@CJ2uff minus the war, that is.
Leia is technically is Disney princess. SHe has long combat experience, She has army, her family are skilled warriors.... Other princeses are doomed
DartLuke who’s that
No one:
Tinker bell: *PULLS OUT LUGER
Why Luger? did she Naz....i mean germany
I always thought that Merida and Mulan would get along well, they're both total badasses
should've waited for Elsa
Give it time they might make a sequel
Noh
But she's a queen
Her sister then she can annoy them to death with the snowman song.
she is still in the Disney princess group
0:21, every newest Disney film at the moment
Snow White talking to those birds! 🤣🤣🤣 And Sebastian at the end, as if that advice would help! 🤣🤣🤣
1:32 omfg lmao
How did arielle find a nuke at the bottom of the ocean? Also, this is all pretty accurate
There have been a couple of nukes lost in the ocean. For real.
Just go to French Polynesia. I would bet there's more than a few old test nukes that didn't detonate on the ocean floor
Tis happening since the end of World War II
the USA has admitted they misplaced 6 nuclear weapons since their inception, and it's unknown how many the USSR lost/misplaced due to the secrecy of their government until it's dissolution.
Probably from the various tests during the Second World War before little boy & fat man were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki
I love how they didn’t even invite Pocahontas and yet she still joined them it makes me laugh but also feel bad for laughing
“Bend over and grab your ankles” (BOOM)