My Chemical Romance Will Pierce The Veil Hermione is black too. To be fair she was right when she said “wait a minute, I never actually specified her race in the original 7 books”
"Don't be ridiculous, Hermione. We need to confront the terrible horror ourselves and potentially end up hospitalized, like always." Pretty much sums up their adventures in a nutshell.
@@shadows_star in the united kingdom their currency is called pounds unlike usa that is dollars. She said it costed 65pounds n he confused pound of money to pounds of weight
@@oosthakker This was to do with Hermione being played by a black actress in the Harry Potter and the Cursed Child play. AFAIK she didn't retcon Hermione to be black, she just defended that casting choice. JK Rowling made the point that she hadn't actually described Hermione's skin colour in the books, so it could be open to interpretation. This was particularly true given that she didn't write the Cursed Child, and it wasn't actually canon, but was rather a separate continuity. In any event, I don't really see the problem with changing the ethnicity of a fictional character unless it's something integral to their character and the story (e.g. Black Panther in Marvel). And in this instance, Hermione's ethnicity is completely irrelevant, since ethnicity isn't really significant at all in the original books or the Cursed Child play.
Nerd alert** Considering Harry copied Snape's notes as he was the Half blood prince and used them to Ace Potions class, I'm surprised Snape messed up a potion.
I love that Hermione has a Ravenclaw tie and Ron has a Hufflepuff tie. Maybe this has been pointed out before but it subscribes to the theory that Gryffindor is made up of the other houses.
You are way too into the Harry Potter Universe to notice such things....maybe its just bc im a boring every day muggle & have to get back to work...lunch is over
@@suryaaditya5785 Basically.... 1st base: kissing 2nd base: hands underneath clothing (breast/genital fondling) 3rd base: oral 4th base: full sex Some include a 5th base which is the back door.
Kek, don't worry about being a virgin at 15. If you don't get laid by senior year of high school, you will be drowning in tang when you get to college if you're at least average looking
@@sassysuiryu1114 most of them are horny lil pervs that just wanted to do it just to do it and feel accepted only to look back yrs from now wishing they waited cuz they will always remember their first time and who it was with.
Remember: In universes where real magic exists, stage magicians are amusing exactly once. In such universes, being a stage magician is the worst set of circumstances you can find yourself in.
I like how they gave Hermione Ravenclaw colors and Ron Hufflepuff colors to symbolize their accurate personalities. J. K. Rowling actually admitted that they are supposed to embody this, Harry is supposed to embody Slytherin while they all embody Gryffindor.
Does anybody remember that scene in one of the books? Harry was watching a memory of Snape's childhood, and there was this part when James did a spell on Snape which turned him (Snape) upside down in midair, and James said something like, "who wants to see me take of Snivelus's pants?" But then right at that moment not memory Snape busted in and yelled at Harry for poking around in his memories??? I never hear anybody saying anything about it, while it's etched into the wrinkles of my brain.
1:30. Everyone's talking about the "Barry whitus , blah blah" moment. Why isn't anyone talking about "Shall we play 'Put the sorting hat on Slytherin' thing? "😂😂
The people at Robot Chicken are the best. The humour is just on a whole different level. The attention to detail and aoguhaiguhaögaguhagfajbugkabagk I LOVE IT
Berry whitus, candle lightus, girl excitus! Shall we play a game of Put the Sorting Hat on the Slytherin? Pedophilius repellus! -Best Harry Potter quotes ever!
"I'm rubbing as hard as I can, the stone is getting all chafed" LMFAO
I know man 😂😂😂😂😂 it's 1:30am here, and I'm trying not to wake the family up by laughing..
😂😂😂😂😂
Wait, dumbledore said it was his father's... oh god...
rub another one out, Harry!
@@gameguild2396 JESUS-
"But Dumboedore isn't..."
J.K. Rowling: "Not too fast Harry."
I am your 100th like your welcome
Dumbledore has glasses this one doesn't sooooo and he doesn't have a robe like that or a hat like him plus this dumbledore doesn't look old at all
Dumboeldore is gay
Lmao
Robot Chicken : does a Harry Potter sketch.
J. K. Rowling : WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!
Robot chicken made Dumbledore Black before J.K. Rowling did
didnt she make him gay?
Yes. Gay and Black. @@sergiokaminotanjo
NellaChan WAIT WHAT? HES BLACK NOW? What the fu- THEY JUST RECAST HIM FOR FANTASTIC BEASTS AND SHE SAID NOTHING?!
@@sergiokaminotanjo Gay? Where was that from?
My Chemical Romance Will Pierce The Veil Hermione is black too. To be fair she was right when she said “wait a minute, I never actually specified her race in the original 7 books”
"Don't be ridiculous, Hermione. We need to confront the terrible horror ourselves and potentially end up hospitalized, like always."
Pretty much sums up their adventures in a nutshell.
No shit
And that Ladies and Gentlemen is why they are in Gryffindor!
🤣
P
Yeah no shit that’s the joke.
1:36 “Pedophilius Repelus!” I laughed so hard! XD
Ah Yes, the Snamione Ship was a Pedophile Thing and That Spell was something.
Berry whites....Candle lightes.....girl exiytes 😂😂😂👌
@@mickleeqbal6373 *Barry White-us, Candlelightus, Girl Excitus
@@slytheringuy0529 that’s a ship!? Ugh
@@tartaglia. Some Potterheads ship it and It's obviously DISGUSTING!
"But that BOOK was 65 pounds"
"I'm sure it didnt weigh that much little lady"
Greatest pun ever
Zynsiyme i had to go throught all the comments to understand this joke(pun) lol wow
@@unpleased7439 I still don't get it.
@@shadows_star in the united kingdom their currency is called pounds unlike usa that is dollars. She said it costed 65pounds n he confused pound of money to pounds of weight
@@unpleased7439 Ah. Thanks.
@@unpleased7439 OHHHH
Lol that IS funny
Dumbledore didn't need to be black but him being black is just fucking hilarious.
"Dumbledoh"
I dunno, I think it would have funnier to turn Hermione black.
Oh wait...
Conor Rynne what do you mean "oh wait"
Bob Bobete Hermione was actually portrayed as black in The Lost Child play.
FiveTwoZero what's the lost child play?
Criss angels foot hitting harry in the head was hilarious af.
maya summers That’s what cracked me up the most. 😂🤣
maya summers I was cracking the fuck up
It's little details like that kill me the most
This was the only joke I understand :D
The funniest part was that harry didnt say shit
That black Dumbledore joke aged like fine wine.
Dumbledow
Why is that? Jude law aint black as far as i know
@Petty Lisa lol how
@@oosthakker This was to do with Hermione being played by a black actress in the Harry Potter and the Cursed Child play. AFAIK she didn't retcon Hermione to be black, she just defended that casting choice. JK Rowling made the point that she hadn't actually described Hermione's skin colour in the books, so it could be open to interpretation. This was particularly true given that she didn't write the Cursed Child, and it wasn't actually canon, but was rather a separate continuity.
In any event, I don't really see the problem with changing the ethnicity of a fictional character unless it's something integral to their character and the story (e.g. Black Panther in Marvel). And in this instance, Hermione's ethnicity is completely irrelevant, since ethnicity isn't really significant at all in the original books or the Cursed Child play.
Literally how
The way Dumbledore nods in acceptance and disappointment after telling them about his “wandus limpus” is perfect.
Yeah, Criss Angel wouldn't be a good substitute teacher at Hogwarts.
Yeah he's a stupid muggle
"MIND FREAK!"
The gildroy lockhart of the real world!!
I read a fanfic once where Stephen Colbert (in his Colbert Report character) taught Defense against the Dark Arts.
Chris Angel is a hippie so yeah.
"NOT..... The desired effect."
wonder what was the desired effect
Nerd alert**
Considering Harry copied Snape's notes as he was the Half blood prince and used them to Ace Potions class, I'm surprised Snape messed up a potion.
Biggest pair I have seen in my life. It should've dragged him down to the ground though = )
@@gorgis.mp307 Most likely trying to enlarge a different part of his body...
@@gorgis.mp307 a big sausage
1:25
Barry whiteus
Candlelightus
Girl exitus
Get into my tuuuuuub
“PEDOPHILIUS REPELLUS!”
Rub a dub dub
Bruvv Barry white is an actual singer (who is very good as a matter of fact XD)
I know that this comment is 2 years old, but there should be a 'c' in exitus.
This spell is stupidius and not funnitus
Missed out on oppertunity to call him Dumbledawg
*YES*
Holy shit, that would have been so good. 😂
Dee-Oh-Dumble-Gee
Can we appreciate the fact that AdultSwin didn't put any ads on any of this videos, and you can let them play forever like a long robot chicken
“But Dumbledore isn’t-“
Jk Rowling: You don’t know that.
2nd base!
MCNT052 i didnt understand that.
It means groping and petting a woman.
Alex Chaudhari ohhh
2nd base with who tho?
BatBrickFlicks Probably that troll in the bathroom first year.
0:30 JK Rowling really went progressive and brave with this one
You mean the suit?
@@IGRETRO Yeah... The suit.
@@IGRETRO I’m pretty sure it’s the racist joke bc Harry was about to say “But Dumbledore isn’t-“ but cuts him off.
@@Adam11133 it's not racist lmao it's true. Dumbledore is white lmao
The little foot slap when he's levitating kills me every time XD
I couldnt stop laughing when she said "pedophilias repelious"😂
I love that Hermione has a Ravenclaw tie and Ron has a Hufflepuff tie.
Maybe this has been pointed out before but it subscribes to the theory that Gryffindor is made up of the other houses.
I thought hufflepuff was
Harry should of had Slytherin
Ariel Webb MINDFREEEEAK
You are way too into the Harry Potter Universe to notice such things....maybe its just bc im a boring every day muggle & have to get back to work...lunch is over
Can you elaborate?
Or point me to where to find more about it
Never heard that theory before
0:17 - Hard to understand what he said since everyone gasped prematurely.
It said "SECOND BASE"
Wait, what that mean?
@@suryaaditya5785 Basically....
1st base: kissing
2nd base: hands underneath clothing (breast/genital fondling)
3rd base: oral
4th base: full sex
Some include a 5th base which is the back door.
@@MegaGothmog woaaah.... Thanks
Okay I needed this to be in the comments😂
“Harry! I’m scared..”
“You’re always scared you chicken shit!” 😂😂
I love how the used Hermione as a Ravenclaw, Ron as a Hufflepuff, and Harry as the griffindor
“Barry Whiteis, candlelightis, girl excitis...” 😂😂😂😂
Funny thing is, this resembles the book Hermione WAAAAY more than Emma Watson ever did :)
guiltily, I will admit Emma Watson appealed to me more than the storyline ever did.
MIND FREAK.
Thuran When in the books did Hermione get to second base?
q
Thuran what did the sorting hat call Hermione?
0:35 *OH HARRY IT'S ME DOUBLE DOE*
Everytime I hear this - Double Door!
@@monia1339 i hear this dumbledumb
I remember I first saw this when I was around 8 and 7 years later I finally understand and can relate to the jokes in the first sketch
Kek, don't worry about being a virgin at 15. If you don't get laid by senior year of high school, you will be drowning in tang when you get to college if you're at least average looking
*VIRGIN*
@@MrCholoPants3415 What about 16 most of my friends have done it..
@@sassysuiryu1114 most of them are horny lil pervs that just wanted to do it just to do it and feel accepted only to look back yrs from now wishing they waited cuz they will always remember their first time and who it was with.
Mal from tdas
Remember: In universes where real magic exists, stage magicians are amusing exactly once. In such universes, being a stage magician is the worst set of circumstances you can find yourself in.
Did you not see what he did with the unicorn the kids are just too pretentious to appreciate art
I’m pretty sure Zatanna would be a fantastic Defence against the Dark Arts teacher… and would probably help the boys with their Pubertus problem too.
and because of allegations of having relations with a student, is why she quietly retired by the end of the school year
WHO THA HECK IS ZATANNA!???? 🤨🤨🙄🤔🤔
@@rexxbailey2764 she's a DC character
It would be funny if Constantine was a defense against the dark arts teacher. Dumbledore would probably like it
@@iamawesome4026, he's not to work with children after THAT incident.
Find someone who looks at you the way Dumbledore looks at Hargrid.
Alfred Pennyworth l
"That textbook was £65"
"I'm sure it didn't weigh that much"
I'm American, but not that American
Lois Osorio for future reference the £ comes before the number e.g £65
@@lolzimop9174 oh ok, thank you kind stranger, I shall carry this knowledge with me and share it with others to carry on your legacy
@@loisosorio6904 every day is a school day
Your knowledge will benefit the world
No vas a escapar de latinoaméroca prro xd
"That book was 65 pounds!"
"I'm sure it was nowhere near that weight"
HAHAHAHAHA
Yo!
Who are you?!
Oh Harry, it’s me! DUMBLEDO-!
Jajaja
Lol
I like how they gave Hermione Ravenclaw colors and Ron Hufflepuff colors to symbolize their accurate personalities. J. K. Rowling actually admitted that they are supposed to embody this, Harry is supposed to embody Slytherin while they all embody Gryffindor.
*I freakin ❤ Robot Chicken. Freakin.*
LORD KEN OH i
Cutie Cookie brain dead
LORD KEN OH i
LORD KEN OH i
Freakin Krang man...
4:27 that split second of *mind freaking*. Don't know why but I busted up laughing at that part
3:40 the foot to the head had me dying 🤣
1:24 Remember when you could just, like, make a joke about a teacher making the moves on a student and no one would care?
the way he pronounces dumbledore gets me everytime.
"I can see your minds are not fully FREAKED."
4:25
MiNd fReAk 👋
Chris Angel- I'm sure the book didn't weigh that much😆
Headshot334 lmao
Criss*
@@abdicolestudios8899 Pointing out how that clowns name is spelled is nothing to brag about.
Black Dumbledore: **exists**
Me: Chef? is that you?
😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahhaahhahaha
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
That "alright, just finish" from Ron SENT ME 🤣
"Not the desired effect" 😂
what did the sorting hat say to Hermione?
i could catch that
Ruben Kovács second base
Ruben Kovács second base means touching above the waist ;)
second base. touching privates and shit.
that's thirds base
Second base
When Chris Angel started awkwardly floating around and his foot lazily hit the back of Harry's head, I almost lost it.
get into my tuuub
That did *not* have the intended effect.
I felt weird if I was Hermione
Agent Bill Wilson Seamus Gorman can never know about this XD
I won't lie, that chris angel mind freak at the end actually got me
1:00 this is a lot creepier when you remember that Scabbers is a grown man in the shape of a rat…
"i can see your minds are not fully freak"!😂😂😂
0:03 this IS something Draco would do.
The Chris angel parts were so good tho
I SCREAMED WHEN CHRIS ANGEL'S FOOT HIT HARRY'S HEAD AKSKSKSKSKKSS
Does anybody remember that scene in one of the books? Harry was watching a memory of Snape's childhood, and there was this part when James did a spell on Snape which turned him (Snape) upside down in midair, and James said something like, "who wants to see me take of Snivelus's pants?"
But then right at that moment not memory Snape busted in and yelled at Harry for poking around in his memories???
I never hear anybody saying anything about it, while it's etched into the wrinkles of my brain.
Order of the Phoenix
Oh please, people go on and on about that scene so much it's annoying
0:25 “Property of wood that’s happening to me right now”
2:28 Three times a day more like every hour
What did the hat say about Hermione the first seconds?
Second base
I can see your mind is not fully FREAKED *BOOM*
Second base touching above the waist
Second base: Slang term For Boob grab.
@@cripsfprlife8222 Pretty sure thats 1st base which includes kissing. Second base is Fingering/handjob, third base is blow job, fourth base is sex
3:41 the subtle foot gaff is one of my fav Robot Chicken moments ever XD
1:30. Everyone's talking about the "Barry whitus , blah blah" moment. Why isn't anyone talking about "Shall we play 'Put the sorting hat on Slytherin' thing? "😂😂
"Property of wood? That's happening to me right now. Pubertus"
Mind Freeeeeeeeeeeak
Our lord and savior has come!
YOU funny
What if your at the zoo and you saw someone unzipped a animal costume and then said
“Mind freak”
*inhale* MIND FREAK!
In the second sketch, why is Hermione a Ravenclaw?
Lord Omega yeah she is her tie is blue like a raven claw
FreakDaMIghet she isn't, its just a *MIND FREAK*
The British Gamer, lmaoooooo!
+Lord Omega They mean she has a Ravenclaw tie instead of a Gryffindor one, but it was probably just done as a joke, or something
The also put ron in hufflepuff ...so I think it was done on purpose ...Who know
This is so messed up like the rat is a grown man and the kids are like 12 😂😂 why would Snape come on to her 😂😂😭
Vie - It's the art of Parody.
Vie I see what you did there
It's almost like that's the joke!
Because Harry’s mom is dead, and fanfiction
Uhm. why wouldn't he? Lol
1:12 Isn't Scabbers actually a fully grown man?
Yes
Who cares?
1:45 harry needs to calm down, Ron's been his friend since the first movie
3:02 "please welcome your substitute teacher... ALL THE WAY FROM LAS VEGAS... why would they hire a muggle who knows "magic"
Plot Twist, he’s a real Wizard from the American Institution
M I N D F R E A K E D.
2:30 only 3 times?? Shiiidddd I make it do what it'd do 😂😂💀
"he who shall not BE LAID" I DIED LMAO
"Looks like Potter is he who shall not be laid"
The people at Robot Chicken are the best. The humour is just on a whole different level. The attention to detail and aoguhaiguhaögaguhagfajbugkabagk I LOVE IT
2:58 -- what happened to snape, i dont get it
Pretty sure it was a dick size increasing spell but its just his balls.
VI Iannicelli That could also be true. But both sound damn hilarious
+something awesome: probably got dumped by harry's mom for being creepy, antisocial n having a small dick. been working for that cure
Ew Potter You Fool!!
Milena Đ. You are so inocent!! 😂
....mindfreak
*vigorous jazz hands*
2:53 kills me everytime😂
That bit when he hits Harry in the back of his head with his foot had me in stitches for some reason X'D
"Shall we play put the sorting hat on the slytherin?"
Dumbledore: 2 actors throughout eight movies.
Robot Chicken: “I’m a different actor in every movie”
1:55 hormonnus controllus me dead ;)
4:11 It's not even a horn, it's literally one of those drill bits for sawing holes into wood
The unicorn's 🦄 reaction was the most satisfying. Put a big ol satisfied smile on my face.
I still love robot chicken, its like a nostalgic acid trip.
I can see you minds aren’t fully FREAKED
Berry whitus, candle lightus, girl excitus!
Shall we play a game of Put the Sorting Hat on the Slytherin?
Pedophilius repellus!
-Best Harry Potter quotes ever!
Ron's wearing a Hufflepuff tie and Hermione has a Ravenclaw the, only Harry has a Gryffindor tie on!
As it should have been
When he kicked him in the head I started cracking up.....
0:35 Best thing ever
"I can tell your minds are not fully freaked".
(0.5 sec guitar riff)🤣😂🤣
Can we just appreciate these clay-mations THEY ARE SO GOOD!
"oh harry it's me DABBA-DOH!!"
“That text book was 65 pounds” “I’m sure it didn’t weight that much girl fffffffffff MIND FREAK!”
Robot Chicken made Snamione hilarious, I love it!
...is it bad that I would say yes absolutely to Snape? 😆
YO ITS ME DOUMBLE DUBLE
I DIED
MIND FREEEEEKED
😆 not sure why I laughed so hard when "Dumbledough" announced himself.
Harry:
but Dumbledore isn't.....
@@umbrellacorporation9168 "Listen, I'm a new actor in every movie."
These are the 2 RC Harry Potter sketches that will never get old. Absolute classics
"that text book was £65!"
"oh honey im sure it didnt weigh that much"😂
Weigh
@@toxicallypink thanks (sorry auto correct🙄)
The chris angel part 😂😊
“It’s me Dumbledoh’”
Criss Angel be looking like a shirtless Light Yagami.
cancer but w/o the psychopathic aura that comes from being Kira
cancer aha true, but he’s still not as badass as Light lol
'just how wandus limbus prevents me from having any meaningful relationships'
*o u c h*
I love that Ron is the one who says "Stupid Muggle" to Chris Angel xD