I am almost 49 years old and I haven't been to a physical therapist since 2019. This man has lived and will live thousands of experiences that I never even imagined existed. And I thank you for showing all your experiences
I laughed at the Shaman part. All along the video you see people go "yeah xyz medicine is better" with a bit of new-age impressions sprinkled in, then you have the 75 yo tribal figure that presumably never left the rain forest going "you just need antibiotics my guy".
Funniest thing in the video. So many people bigging up their quackery or ancient cultural pre-modern health beliefs, and the ancient old recluse just going, "dude get modern medicine".
|TIMESTAMPS| 0:00 Trying the Lost Art of Chinese Earwax Extraction (THIS CAME OUT) 9:36 HARDCORE Chinese Street Massage Fixes My Broken Ankle 17:24 Master Chiropractor SATISFYINGLY Cracks My Broken Back 27:16 I Visited the World's Only Professional Back Scratcher 33:29 White Guy Overhears Massage Gossip, Replies in Flawless Mandarin 35:46 I Got My Dirty Scalp DEEP CLEANED 54:06 Hardcore Thai Massage Satisfyingly CRACKS My Broken Back 1:07:56 Trying FIRE CUPPING at China's Most Luxurious 5-Star Spa 1:17:03 Trying the Ancient Chinese Art of Fire Ear Candling (almost passed out) 1:23:26 Master Chinese Chiropractor Satisfyingly CRACKS Unsuspecting Foreigner 1:36:48 I Tried China's Most Painful Massage 1:53:45 Scientists Scan My Brain to See If I’m a Genius 2:07:56 I Got a Naked, Full-Body Korean Body Scrub 2:18:45 I Got a Russian Mouth Massage 2:28:34 I Was Sprayed with Boiling Ayahuasca Water by an Amazonian Shaman 2:38:54 American Gets Indian Facial 3:07:03 Kung Fu Master Cures My Liver With INSANE Foot Massage 3:23:23 My Back CRACKS Like Popcorn as She Walks On It :)
My dude needs to go get a crazy massage somewhere and don't let on that he speaks Chinese. Then when they do some big adjustment act like the massage was so mind blowing that it broke something loose and all the sudden he can speak and understand Chinese.
There is no way you felt anything but awful after that street "massage" on your ankle 🤣He was just kicking your ass for fun. Even your wife was like "alright, thats a bit much" 😆
My students and I love your videos. Many of my students are from Senegal and they want to hear you speak Fulani. Can you do an episode about learning Fulani?
I love how consistently shocked and pleasantly surprised all the Chinese people are that you can speak such good Mandarin!! It’s awesome to see their reactions EVERY TIME. 👏🏻 😎
The best massage you can get: One therapist using just their Hands on your = Head, Neck, Shoulders, Feet, Hands, Arms One therapist just using their Feet on your = Lower back, Mid back, Hips, Legs, Spine. Now imagine having this done at the same time. I believe this format in the Thai Style would give you the best massage possible!
No bit literally I kept turning away n had this vid playing while I was doing other shit round the house. N id suddenly be caught off guard by the gd sound 😂
Love this you should put what each one costs so we know what to expect and not feel taken advantage of bc we don't speak native tounge, but I want to try all of these
I am so jealous of your experiences. I would love the scratching lady. I didn’t know this was a thing, but I’m here for it. Too bad it’s across the country.
Is there any feedback on any of the massages Xiaoma did? I'd be curious to know the status of before/after each of the massage he went through and what really helped him.
It is. Chiropractics is a pseudo science anyway, poses more danger than anything else and cannot cure anything except maybe alleviate symptoms for a short while.
This is the best thing ever, omg. I love your asmr videos, just wish you would do more 😅 maybe make a second channel just for asmr? I promise you, you'd blow up & make a good bit of money bc your niche is desperately wanted!! ❤
The best massage that you can get is from the Philippines. Sometimes they are quack doctor or just a local manghihilot with abay(Kapre or other entity)
When I used to do AT+T uverse installs, I would meet many different people in their own homes everyday. I met one lady that was a paraplegic because of an adjustment that went wrong from a chiropractor. She tried to sue them for medical expenses but since they make you sign all sorts of paperwork removing responsibility of what happens, she never got anything from the chiropractor. She told me it completely ruined her life. I’ve never been to a chiropractor since
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he stopped being a baby at 15:28 due to the gentleman's 1 million dollar shoulder beating. His nerves have been beaten to numbness, so the treatment works 🤣
1:11:05 The fire mainly heats the air in the cup, expanding the molecules of air appart, and as the air slowly cools down inside the cup pressed to the skin, it creates negative pressure. As you can see, when the cup is removed, pressure equalizes rather quickly, and negative pressure wouldn't remain between being torched and placing on the skin. Oxygen has little to do with it. 🤓🤓🤓
people who say that do not speak about actual pain, they talk about mild discomfort.. also water cleaning is much safer and more efficient and faster too.
I have far worse ear wax buildup than Xiaoma. This is not the way to clean it. Go see a nurse and have them clean out your ears with water. Its safe and it works.
I've watched a few of your massage videos. I've always been perplexed, as I would not feel comfortable with either a man or a woman doing it. However, Asian women seem to act in a particular way that would be more comfortable for a patient of either gender
I am almost 49 years old and I haven't been to a physical therapist since 2019.
This man has lived and will live thousands of experiences that I never even imagined existed.
And I thank you for showing all your experiences
49 is young dawg. Maybe the native tribe in the jungle isn’t realistic but go for some of these for sure!
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I laughed at the Shaman part. All along the video you see people go "yeah xyz medicine is better" with a bit of new-age impressions sprinkled in, then you have the 75 yo tribal figure that presumably never left the rain forest going "you just need antibiotics my guy".
😂
Funniest thing in the video. So many people bigging up their quackery or ancient cultural pre-modern health beliefs, and the ancient old recluse just going, "dude get modern medicine".
|TIMESTAMPS|
0:00 Trying the Lost Art of Chinese Earwax Extraction (THIS CAME OUT)
9:36 HARDCORE Chinese Street Massage Fixes My Broken Ankle
17:24 Master Chiropractor SATISFYINGLY Cracks My Broken Back
27:16 I Visited the World's Only Professional Back Scratcher
33:29 White Guy Overhears Massage Gossip, Replies in Flawless Mandarin
35:46 I Got My Dirty Scalp DEEP CLEANED
54:06 Hardcore Thai Massage Satisfyingly CRACKS My Broken Back
1:07:56 Trying FIRE CUPPING at China's Most Luxurious 5-Star Spa
1:17:03 Trying the Ancient Chinese Art of Fire Ear Candling (almost passed out)
1:23:26 Master Chinese Chiropractor Satisfyingly CRACKS Unsuspecting Foreigner
1:36:48 I Tried China's Most Painful Massage
1:53:45 Scientists Scan My Brain to See If I’m a Genius
2:07:56 I Got a Naked, Full-Body Korean Body Scrub
2:18:45 I Got a Russian Mouth Massage
2:28:34 I Was Sprayed with Boiling Ayahuasca Water by an Amazonian Shaman
2:38:54 American Gets Indian Facial
3:07:03 Kung Fu Master Cures My Liver With INSANE Foot Massage
3:23:23 My Back CRACKS Like Popcorn as She Walks On It
:)
Ily bro
Up
Thanks!
bless tf up
may life bring you many fortunes
My dude needs to go get a crazy massage somewhere and don't let on that he speaks Chinese. Then when they do some big adjustment act like the massage was so mind blowing that it broke something loose and all the sudden he can speak and understand Chinese.
Man that would be something ! I'd love to watch the poor man's reaction. Maybe it would be even best if he finds a gullible/naive massage therapist
that is hilarious!
That would be so funny!❤
A skit? That’s lame.
Yesss😂
There is no way you felt anything but awful after that street "massage" on your ankle 🤣He was just kicking your ass for fun. Even your wife was like "alright, thats a bit much" 😆
The street guy may have been the best. He was releasing tendons. Both feels bad and fixes the problem.
He said he felt better after so it worked
A good massage hurts.
Tough medicine is good medicine.
@@jessepowellr4As a certified medical unprofessional I find your assessment dubious and debatable. Dr. Punchafoot seems fine.
My students and I love your videos. Many of my students are from Senegal and they want to hear you speak Fulani. Can you do an episode about learning Fulani?
That would be fun
That scratchers business is right on point. Who don't love some good scratches, smart lady :D
I’d be bricked.
@@dannyphantom121SO TRUE
I love how consistently shocked and pleasantly surprised all the Chinese people are that you can speak such good Mandarin!! It’s awesome to see their reactions EVERY TIME.
👏🏻 😎
The best massage you can get:
One therapist using just their Hands on your = Head, Neck, Shoulders, Feet, Hands, Arms
One therapist just using their Feet on your = Lower back, Mid back, Hips, Legs, Spine.
Now imagine having this done at the same time.
I believe this format in the Thai Style would give you the best massage possible!
The chinese pressure point massage is top tier. He didn't try to hide that he was in pain.
moxygenation and acupuncture
It hurts so good lmao
I hade goosebumps when you had your head massage during the cleaning lol... I really need to do it now.
This is ur tenth comment get a life L+Ratio
Exactly the video we needed! Amazing
I've watched most of the video. And, more than once, I've asked myself.
What the fuck am I watching?
🤣
3 hours of Xioma!!! Let’s go🎉🎉🎉
3 hours of ratio
“I’m going to beat you today” 😂
😢
😢
Inflexible man experiences ALL massage techniques. Very entertaining.
A whole 3 1/2 hrs of Xiaoma’s O face 😮😝😂
😂
And moaning ..
No bit literally I kept turning away n had this vid playing while I was doing other shit round the house. N id suddenly be caught off guard by the gd sound 😂
Massage therapist here 😂
Phenomenal to witness this dude get wrecked with delight and pain .
Made my night 😂😂
Do people usually moan and groan this much when they get massages, or is Xiaoma an exception 🤣
Painful massage is the best kind of massage
😂 so you guys really are "soft" sadists 😂
1:00:10 "Finish him" was kind an akward thing to say during a massage.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There's a Tshirt with a very NSFW picture on it that says that :P
Love this you should put what each one costs so we know what to expect and not feel taken advantage of bc we don't speak native tounge, but I want to try all of these
Whatever you do, dont watch this with your eyes closed 🤣
Seriously.. the guy is a moaner 😂
I am so jealous of your experiences. I would love the scratching lady. I didn’t know this was a thing, but I’m here for it. Too bad it’s across the country.
I hope all these people get good treatment and relaxation too, they bring people comfort and relaxation to so many others
I bet they charge a decent amount, I know where I am massages aren't cheap
Some of them just like to hurt people.
Why does cleaning your ear like that feel so good like even just with q-tips
Anything to get the forbidden ear scratches must go so harddddd
I just hope the gurls disinfect their nails regularly
17:30 "I gotta lotta back issues"
Yeah. Probably from the previous video!
😅
that guy later got arrested in nyc for beating up random people.
@@47nodoubt was he really?
My first video on this channel and I watched the whole thing. Amazing.
Is there any feedback on any of the massages Xiaoma did? I'd be curious to know the status of before/after each of the massage he went through and what really helped him.
Am I about to rewatch these videos? Yes, I am lol
Rewatch this ratio
Your nervous laughter cracks me up 😂
Love your videos Xioma !! Never stop ❤
23:20 heard from neck specialist that the Y-strap could be dangerous 😅
It is. Chiropractics is a pseudo science anyway, poses more danger than anything else and cannot cure anything except maybe alleviate symptoms for a short while.
Dude! I could not stop laughing out loud when the street “masseuse” was beating on you!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
my favorite is the indian head massage. i watched it multiple times and showed it to everyone lol
second guy just beats the shit out of people until they say "Yeah! So amazing! I feel better now! Bye!"
loved the eargasm. :-)
My favorite massage is the one where he is groaning in pain and ecstasy while speaking a foreign language.
15:40 the checkiada was hilarious and her stopping him asking him to go lighter was just as funny ahhahagahahaha
This is pure you tube gold, excellent content, and friggin funny!
I am watching this now for 2 and a half ours but it feels like a half our. It is super interesting to watch
This is the best thing ever, omg. I love your asmr videos, just wish you would do more 😅 maybe make a second channel just for asmr? I promise you, you'd blow up & make a good bit of money bc your niche is desperately wanted!! ❤
Rik Mayall would be proud of the expression Xiaoma has in his thumbnail.
Medieval folk dance
Can I just say...that's a smashing blouse you have on
Mayall was epic
"if the massage was free in America, why did I come here?" HAH he knows the land he came to!
Boom! I watched the whole thing. It's like relaxing too me to watch someone get massages.
No one told you “gettin your ears cleaned” was a euphemism 😅. Great channel!
Ari from Chile, Learn Mapuzungun... is the language of one of the largest indigenous peoples of the country.
"I thought this was supposed to be a foot massage," immediately starts feeling pleasure 😂
Bro the married life got to you. From 2nd clip to last clip 😂😂 but dope how many languages u know
Would be nice if you included the price some of these procedures cost, at the local level.
Yeah that Indian eargasm massage can never be topped 🎉
Fantastic vid....I couldn't stop laughing.😂😂😂
The best massage that you can get is from the Philippines. Sometimes they are quack doctor or just a local manghihilot with abay(Kapre or other entity)
I think Xiaoma is like me and laughs when he's nervous
Dude I could literally feel the goodness of all the massages through the screen
Damn I want some of that scratcher girls action! That looks SO good, esp with that hot towel!?
That looks amazing! I absolutely love getting my back scratched. To feel it all over my body?!
You went Dr. Doug Willen, my favorite chiropractor that I'll probably never get to see, because Seattle is a long way from Jersey! Lucky you! 🍀
1:47:02 Turned into the exorcist 😂
Hard to think if this videos deserves a like or dislike 😂
58:54 Wife be like: UNO Reverse!!!!
IYKYK
i think the ear cleaner would pass out if she had to do mine being on a building site all day bet theres a small house in each one 😂😂
This vid made me look all over Arizona for a ear cleaner place
The second massage was fun 😂 he had a good personality
Chiropractors freak me the hell out. I will never let one touch me
📠
Yup
When I used to do AT+T uverse installs, I would meet many different people in their own homes everyday. I met one lady that was a paraplegic because of an adjustment that went wrong from a chiropractor. She tried to sue them for medical expenses but since they make you sign all sorts of paperwork removing responsibility of what happens, she never got anything from the chiropractor. She told me it completely ruined her life. I’ve never been to a chiropractor since
The scratch part was totally amazing frl
Hello I am a college student in the U.S taking an international business course. My professor is having us do a project where we ask people from different countries two questions.
1.)what do you think is the most difficult challenge for U.S businesses that want to do business in your country?
2.) what advice or suggestions do you have for Americans that want to do business in your country?
If you could help me out I’d greatly appreciate it!
The shaman gave bro the HAWK TUAH at 2:34:44😂😂
Eastern medicine is super innovative
he stopped being a baby at 15:28 due to the gentleman's 1 million dollar shoulder beating. His nerves have been beaten to numbness, so the treatment works 🤣
I mean if you want instant relief that’s the way or lay in bed for a week
@@TFKK93 kinda what I was getting at
basically you spend all your energy trying to escape this pain and then you sleep extra tired :P
That second dude got issues😂😂😂 I refuse to accept that anyone feels better after those massages lmao
The juices 🤣😭✨
Fancy term for drool 😂
1:11:05 The fire mainly heats the air in the cup, expanding the molecules of air appart, and as the air slowly cools down inside the cup pressed to the skin, it creates negative pressure. As you can see, when the cup is removed, pressure equalizes rather quickly, and negative pressure wouldn't remain between being torched and placing on the skin. Oxygen has little to do with it. 🤓🤓🤓
1:01:56 the way he giggles cried makes me laugh so hard
Broski is lucky wasn’t like it was easier for him to learn languages because right now I’m struggling with Russia
Great video 👍
hey ! is it possible to see a template of how you reach out to these ppl to let them let you record?
I just watched the whole thing.
When are you going to do the China Town videos again?😊
people who say that do not speak about actual pain, they talk about mild discomfort.. also water cleaning is much safer and more efficient and faster too.
1:07:17
Best Scene ever... I was laughing so hard about this. 😁
I clean my husband’s ears all the time…. I need that black tool she uses
Man, this dude got so many facials. I'm jealous!
Very nice. So nice. Why is there so much confrontation on the outside world?
I always wanted to try it for my back
Lol king spa in pal Park is no joke
I'm starting to think this kid just really likes physical abuse.
This the hottest edit on TH-cam
where's the uncensored version
Thumbnail: I was not aware that Xiaoma was a piece of taffy.
Scrub. 2:10:19
Scrub. 2:10:23
Scrub. 2:10:30
Splish! Splash! Sploosh! 🌊🌊🌊🌊😂😂😂😂 2:13:50
Oh, it's soap. 🧼🧼🧼🧼 2:14:41
2:14:54
2:15:03
2:15:26
I have far worse ear wax buildup than Xiaoma. This is not the way to clean it. Go see a nurse and have them clean out your ears with water. Its safe and it works.
SANGKAL PUTUNG is mesage from indonesia
07:25 man she looks so nice, those eyes ... 😲
Crazy how everyone said the same thing about Xiaoma being tired.
lmaooo guy at 16:30 just beat you randomly then give you a pretty good advice which can definitility help thats genius,
I’ve never had a normal massage, let alone this 😂😂
1:30:15 ... well what the heck else were they expecting?
😅
Not the microphone burning lmao😂
Bro paid to get beat up! Twice! Wtf 😂😂😂
😂😂
I've watched a few of your massage videos. I've always been perplexed, as I would not feel comfortable with either a man or a woman doing it. However, Asian women seem to act in a particular way that would be more comfortable for a patient of either gender
man the thai stretching looked great! I have to find an authentic one