30:47 you have no Idea! this is a Tengu pose, it's a Japanese form of sitting without the use of a chair and can be done if you're wearing some kind of footwear with platforms or in this case heels the only way to keep your balance in that pose is if your center of gravity is shifted at the tip of your toes you gotta find the perfect state of equilibrium it's surprisingly comfortable and feels better than having a chair, heck you could even fall asleep in that position
1:03:18 he did it. he actually did it. "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am?? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" -Cave Johnson
0:27 "The Brazilian Buffalo Patrol For many years, the policemen of Soure, the capital of Marajo, have used the buffaloes to patrol the island, especially in remote places that cannot be reached with other means of transportation. It is the only police force in the world that uses buffaloes instead of horses."
1:01:12 That’s exactly it Jack. Though i would’ve suggested a wooden chair or something similar be used because if you need handlebars for a dump, flimsy plastic might not be enough
Anyone else think Jack is actually just a clone of another, horribly Theatre kid, Jack that’s in his basement, and when he needs a new voice he just uses the clone?
43:20 Has no one ever heard of radiators? Like the old heaters that have hot water going through it and that heats up the room? My school has them everywhere and some kids use the pipes the warm up their hands.
kislux bags are beautiful and I have never been disappointed with a handbag. The leather is soft and the hardware is durable. The design never goes out of style.
3:35 they actually hid them well cuz it took me 5 seconds to notice that all of them are camera and not just a few of them 😭 17:36 do i remember that somewhere before
8:32 looks like she's rolling something. I'm guessing a joint because you can just barely make out the yellow grinder and pile of weed sitting atop a rolling tray on her kid's back 😂
43:15 that is hot pipe 😃 1:07:10 BRO , from now on I will not be able to sleep . I need a song . Any song , just sing Lexi at the end . Best end ever ❤️
2:20 the image with the person who's wearing wolverine claws is for all of you who want any and get replicas that are that good like in the picture and are possibly actually metal do not I repeat do not wear them while you're naked I know because Hugh Jackman has said it's a bad idea. there was once when he got pranked on one of the sets for one of the X-Men movies he was in and try to cover up his junk and forgot he had the claws on and it poked his junk so yeah do not wear them while you're not wearing anything else.
I love my kislux bags. I've had them for a long time and they look like new. I like to spend money wisely. How many people spend all their money on expensive handbags, cars and accessories only to have it blown away? There's nothing special about high priced luxury bags
1:59:20 these snakes are too dumb to be very dangerous. these seem to be domesticated so honestly you can just step around them and scoot them aside to open the door. they’re so dumb they wouldn’t even realize you had moved them
The fashion world changes quickly, and high imitation allows me to change styles frequently and keep up with trends. Friends, let me unveil the mystery of kislux for you. Hopefully you guys didn't spend too much money on fine jewelry and stuff.
because I live in Brazil and there was already news about this on TV, this buffalo and marajó police in the state of Paraná and they use buffalos because they are much more effective in moving around on land and water and easier to maintain than cars
jack properly calling it lolita fashion makes me happy lol
Fr ive been looking for this comment ❤
44:07 cannibalism is pretty normal amongst chickens. and it gets worse, because sometimes it happens to still living ones.
Yippee, chickanabalism
wdym chickens js be nibbling on they homies?? 😭 what is wrong with them are they stupid
"This interior design is giving me Mythbusters vibes" Because it is, Jack. That was the rocket car myth.
5:02 "wait. You can see me? You CAN see me! IMMA HAVE A NEW BEST FRIIIIEND~"☝️😫👈🎵🎵🎵🎸🎸🎸🎸
For the thumbnail: most pictures are just fast scans, quickly rotating objects may appear weird
Uhh thats got nothing to do with the thumbnail
@@OGPolaroidProbably got changed.
Now it's a dude with a tightly wrapped watch.
[And now a dude peeing toothpaste onto a toilet bowl.. huh.]
@Nast_05 lmao furry femboy McDonald's worker
How much for you
@@Nast_05for me it's still the original, I believe it's 3 thumbnails for the same video
Why do they keep changing the thumbnail lmao, this made me laugh so hard tho cause of the most recent one
30:47 you have no Idea!
this is a Tengu pose, it's a Japanese form of sitting without the use of a chair and can be done if you're wearing some kind of footwear with platforms or in this case heels
the only way to keep your balance in that pose is if your center of gravity is shifted at the tip of your toes you gotta find the perfect state of equilibrium
it's surprisingly comfortable and feels better than having a chair, heck you could even fall asleep in that position
this was already very questionable from the start, including waluigi sniffing some of that good cocaine.. so good..
WAIT THIS IS NEW!! Emkay you have made my entire month.
ominous.
im hearing some ominous bells rn
anyone hear that ominous bell tolling?
@@urfavcarbonatedbeverage bro😭🙏
The month is over. Be miserable again
1:03:18 he did it. he actually did it.
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am?? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" -Cave Johnson
1:08:37 wow bruh 😭 whatchu got against dark chocolate ?? i swear its healthier 😂😂😂😂😂
I feel like people don't eat chocolate for its healthiness.
Jack has managed to call both a hamster and a rat "mouse" in he span of 2 minutes
25:39 27:44
4:15 Would have been funny if that puppy on the TV had been watching a program with a live dalmatian...
22:42 The Twins Have Awoken
0:27 "The Brazilian Buffalo Patrol
For many years, the policemen of Soure, the capital of Marajo, have used the buffaloes to patrol the island, especially in remote places that cannot be reached with other means of transportation. It is the only police force in the world that uses buffaloes instead of horses."
WOAH! THIS WAS POSTED ONE MINUTE AGO? HEY, RHATS SICK!
Its a Good day when EmKay Posts, Am I right?
Scooby doo-
1:01:12 That’s exactly it Jack. Though i would’ve suggested a wooden chair or something similar be used because if you need handlebars for a dump, flimsy plastic might not be enough
6:06 Jack sounds just like Hoggle from the Labryinth movie 😭
3:44 Yes Man?
1:06:48 Honestly, I just assume they're a happy polycule
5:20 I don’t think that’s what the vans designed for but good job
Y’all- when I say I fangirled so hard when I saw Lexi at the end of the timestamps-
Watching this before I sleep, I might actually have dreams classified as “hallucinations” after this :3 🎉
46:45... i hate you. I thought someone was in my house and almost shot a hole in my door.
Anyone else think Jack is actually just a clone of another, horribly Theatre kid,
Jack that’s in his basement, and when he needs a new voice he just uses the clone?
Does Jack change their voice often or something? lol
@ Like whenever he does the Jangle-unison stuff
Lol
@@AtlasAbyssed the what?
@@NachtAsile It’s hard to explain 😔🙏
Like, when he uses multiple voices to make a sing-song tune. Those are clones.
@AtlasAbyssed oh he does that in his videos? Interesting. Thank you for telling me
53:38 this really a good idea because if the toilet overflows it will stay in the bathroom
1:58:34
I think you’re missing the fact that they carved SANS THE SKELETON’S FACE on that jack-o-melon
1:02:53 is-is no one going to talk about Glitchtrap being in that photo-
As for the Mythbusters vibe one... Thats because it IS Mythbusters! I remember the rocket car episode!! ❤❤❤
48:47 Warhammer 40k reference (also love the amount of HLVRAI references in this)
I really need to find a way to use the word Jack gave that pink pigeon. Flufingo. I need this word every day...lol
37:34 was not actually a taxidermy to my knowledge. The frog was originally holding a stick, and someone photoshoped it into a banjo.
Just to clarify: herbs can have berries, and banana trees aren't the only ones.
These is comedy gold and interesting
19:23 I saw this while I sending my chaotic neutral witch of the south art to everyone (aka Caine from TADC in a witch’s costume)
43:20
Has no one ever heard of radiators?
Like the old heaters that have hot water going through it and that heats up the room?
My school has them everywhere and some kids use the pipes the warm up their hands.
34:28
You think he seen things but I think he is currently witnessing things.😂
Glass... food? Um no, babydoll. Who's gonna tell him? 😅
49:21 Gordon look! Engine powered clones!
i come to to the video
what i hear on almost full volume: LAMP😂😂😂
3:56 When you sleepover at a friends house and they forget to give you a blanket
I get that Bob 2 joke, I love UHF.
kislux bags are beautiful and I have never been disappointed with a handbag. The leather is soft and the hardware is durable. The design never goes out of style.
8:11 Tournesol, iykyk. But seriously, that sword was good.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE NATTO ONE AT 1:23:55 IS SOOOOOO UPSETTINGGGG. HU AGHK
1:58:38 IS THAT A SKIBIDI TOILET REFERENCE ?!?!!?!?
The cat didn't become a cheeseburger. It became a fur burger.😉
8:08 random loot tables be like
Btw the street lamp with arms is also a siren head sub spechice
43:30 god I haven't thought about Jasmine TriDevil in a hot minute oh my god
41:59 Ham Bieber looks more like angry Boris Johnson LMAO
3:35 they actually hid them well cuz it took me 5 seconds to notice that all of them are camera and not just a few of them 😭
17:36 do i remember that somewhere before
8:32 looks like she's rolling something. I'm guessing a joint because you can just barely make out the yellow grinder and pile of weed sitting atop a rolling tray on her kid's back 😂
7:23 “Dickmouth” could be a double entendre
Jack is Waluigi confirmed?!?!
8:26 I didn't get soap I got vinegar
Fun fact: a horse can have up to a 15 horse power.
It's okay Robin, I don't like dark chocolate either.
8:23 Oh no... Jack..
*It's not just you*
26:48 guy managed to be armed and unarmed at the same time
33:06 That IS M5 from Mythbusters! IIRC it's the RATO car from episode 1 or something.
0:03 I saw this and immediately knew who it was
47:40 JACK THATS NOT GLASS FOOD
Fun fact: Horses have 14 horsepower
43:15 that is hot pipe 😃
1:07:10 BRO , from now on I will not be able to sleep . I need a song . Any song , just sing
Lexi at the end . Best end ever ❤️
0:54 Jobu Tupaki be like in Everything Everywhere All at once
Lexi, do you like Will Wood?
i’m not lexi but i heard (read) will wood and came running
58:08 idk why but he sounds like James Lee here:
(James Lee for context for people that don’t know who he is he is an animator here on TH-cam)
19:45 bro dude sounds like Johnny Depp in Willy Wonka
4:17 that is the most American thing I have ever seen
4:56 I swear I saw an obey me version of this on Pinterest😭😭
I can’t believe I just got jump scared by MC Ride
4 minutes ago is crazy...
Yo same!
2:55 HOLY SHIT IT'S THE WHEELIE RIDER WHIP
kislux have a stunning collection!! Truly inspirational-found your channel recently, lots of love
It's Everybody Loves Raymond irony (0:27)
agreed
Agreed
Agreed
Ya know what i dont agree
@@Caram3l_Responds find this one
2:20 the image with the person who's wearing wolverine claws is for all of you who want any and get replicas that are that good like in the picture and are possibly actually metal do not I repeat do not wear them while you're naked I know because Hugh Jackman has said it's a bad idea. there was once when he got pranked on one of the sets for one of the X-Men movies he was in and try to cover up his junk and forgot he had the claws on and it poked his junk so yeah do not wear them while you're not wearing anything else.
0:01 is that mc ride of death grips ???
7:28 thats... thats a water container..
0:04 ah,the radiance has now reached human size
RUN
A small baby sized void thing could kill it
@ how do we not know it’s the absolute radiance? Then we’d have trouble.
I love my kislux bags. I've had them for a long time and they look like new. I like to spend money wisely. How many people spend all their money on expensive handbags, cars and accessories only to have it blown away? There's nothing special about high priced luxury bags
1:59:20 these snakes are too dumb to be very dangerous. these seem to be domesticated so honestly you can just step around them and scoot them aside to open the door. they’re so dumb they wouldn’t even realize you had moved them
3:00:00 not sure
2:55 lorax bike
The intro, I can’t, lol
1:32:32 i didn't realise the kid was standing on his head
46:08 nobody’s ready to talk about how objectively fucking HORRIFYING this is?
The fashion world changes quickly, and high imitation allows me to change styles frequently and keep up with trends. Friends, let me unveil the mystery of kislux for you. Hopefully you guys didn't spend too much money on fine jewelry and stuff.
35:07 the fact I already have this image on my phone. His name is Bernardo, by the way.
perfect to sleep to
Eyo, a fellow person that falls asleep to Emkay videos at night
0:28 this is in Brasil :)
Asiatic water buffalo 🐃 🐃 🐃
How did you know
because I live in Brazil and there was already news about this on TV, this buffalo and marajó police in the state of Paraná and they use buffalos because they are much more effective in moving around on land and water and easier to maintain than cars
10:50 😳
20:56 OMG I HATE THIS NOOOO
1 horse has 3 horse power.
2:54 bruh its that car from the lorax that the kid uses
Cause nothing says safe like proping your AR based rifle on top your car in an uncontrolled manner because bullets don't come down.
There is no competition in the fashion industry. These imitations have reached a whole new level kislux
1:58:33 Why is there Sans in a Summerween jack-o-melon?
6:59 he became Freeza
THE MOTH CULT SPREADS
1:12:59 this almost happened in a death note spin off