Me and my wife were attacked by a hoard of angry monkeys at Longleat Safari Park. It was supposed to be a birthday treat for her, BUT IT TURNED INTO A NIGHTMARE!!!
Congratulations on duping us all. I am now encouraged to make a video entitled "My Near Death Flood Tsunami Hell!" showing me mopping the kitchen floor.
I wholeheartedly agree!!!! It was a nightmare just listening to him, especially when he was begging his wife to turn on the rear wipers and she sensibly didn't want to. Someone put him out of his misery! He must have missed the reading the part about the hazards of driving in a wild animal park. He should just gone to a zoo instead.
I'm glad your wife didn't turn on the wiper - it could have hurt the monkey. You knew what you were getting into as there are signs - it wouldn't have be right to take that action.
I don't understand: a) Why you decided to go to safari when you're terrified of animals? b) why you are terrified of animals? o.O Those monkeys are so cute :)
Wow man, I'm gonna be honest here... That was truly horrific. I feel your pain dude, those Monkeys were like Animals. I can't believe what that one did to your rear windscreen wiper, It's out of order, someone should have it shot... I hope your Renault is okay now man, that car looked so good... Prick.
Nearly 50,000 views! thank you all so much for watching!! your comments are hilarious, honestly they crack me up. I'm not sure i'll do the lion enclosure on foot, i'm crazy but i'm not that crazy!
Yr wife was right. U were telling her to drive when there were monkeys on the road and telling her to turn the windowscreen wiper on when and innocent animal would have been hurt. They have been captured from their own country and transported to England and kept in Longleat so humans like you can go and stare at them. Yr car is a small price to pay. These nonhuman people have had no say in their lives.
OMG that was terrifying! And when that monkey put his bum on your rear windshield wiper and started trying to mouth human words? I nearly shit my pants!
cont.from bottom.-That one looked like he was kind of watching you guys thinking hmmmmm you are next.Looked like fun.Did they have other animals beside the buffalo and the red ass monkeys?Would love to go there one day,depending on where it is at though.U.S.?London?France?Asia?Love to all and thanks for the up-load of your video.
I'm so sorry for your loss of parts. I believe the monkeys have set up a parts shop to buy back spares for your car. There's a monkey abuse hotline number on Google.
"Horrific attack." Lol. That's no a "horrific attack," that's just a grown man giving in to his ego, trying to demand an action that might gain him back some control in a situation where he has very little, and then having a neurotic semi-breakdown when the wife doesn't comply!
A monkey hopped on our car and stole the cover to our left windscreen spray. Also, don’t move the windscreen wipers or spray at them cause they’ll lick the spray out of them
OMG!! Like WTF!! When we entered this enclosure of the open plained zoo with animals roaming freely... Nobody said anything about monkeys coming close and sitting on the hood etc. Unbelievable! 😑
Wow. you were really in mortal danger from killer monkeys. We`re all greatful for you warning humanity of such imminant danger to us all. However, I don`t see monkeys mentioned in the Mayan prophesies warnings about window wiper removal
vicious?? are you kidding!? They seem pretty calm and just curious. They were biting it in a playful way and why would you drive when a monkey is on the car?
I actually went and now my dad has monkey scratches on his roof and prints of their hands on every window so. Don't go in there unless you can repair it
The thing is you're under the thumb, I can tell- she told you not to put the wiper on and not to spray the bugga and you simply accepted it. Then again, that may've made them more angry, so I backtrack!
Once we were driving there and a monkey took my day's car rim and he stupidly opened the window and took the rim back inside the car whilst a monkey was next to him lol
@jcg2466 WOW! thanks so much, I've never seen a nice comment on TH-cam before! If we ever make it over to the U.S.A. I'll make sure I let you know first. We're best friends now!
Come on, everyone knows that if you go into the Longleat monkey enclosure you have a high probability of getting you car damaged. You got of lightly though, I've seen much worse. Plus, your wife was right not to turn on the rear wiper. That could have hurt the monkey. And not so much "the attack" rather than monkeys just checking out your car.
Can't blame the guy for not wanting the monkeys to damage his car, I was the same a few years back when we drove up in our previous car (an 05 scooby) and after taking one look at the monkey enclosure I decided to leave the car in the carpark and opt for the zoo bus.
It's too late!! sorry, we already have a child. (see my other video of him laughing!) Do you think we should give him away? would that end the cycle? or is it properly bred into him already, you know, through our jeans and shit?
Its amazing how many people put videos on TH-cam presumably hoping for a good reaction or genuinely wanting to be entertaining but it results in the public concluding that they are Twats.
What, are you really serious in this video? This is a "nightmare"??? Are you really that freaked out by animals? That's just hilarious. Just came from safari in Africa and loved it, and we had lions surrounding our car.
Where was the horrific bit. ? I am so glad your wife said NO ! and the squirt them bit, with chemicals in it- were you serious? It was only a windsreen wiper! Monkeys do these things. I suppose you wont go again ?
It's my turn tomorrow in the company camera car (filming vehicle), less the camera turret on the roof (£450,000 camera system) so I've been trawling the web for anything I can spray on to the vehicle to keep them from biting any cables etc. Nothing found. Oh dear. Cannot use the bypass route either as the kids won't talk to me for ages. Mind you, I don't think my boss will either if they chomp through the camera cable loom. My own vehicle off the road. Bad timing.
I'm still trying to figure out where the evil hoards of monkeys were! (scratching my head) I mean, of course they are going to go on your car and try to figure out what you are and why you are there......you were over reacting! You don't seem to like animals very much! What did you expect? Please explain!
no wonder insurance premiums are so high, you go to a safari park and then claim on the damage, dont fucking go if your going to cry aboutt the damage to your car.
it took only 5 min to hate someone soo much..
YES I know 100% What you mean he's a 💩💩😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Me too!
5 mins? Didn't even take 20 seconds.
There's no way she's going to stay with you for the rest of her life...
I thought that. What a bell end
the guy in this video is so annoying
Lol just what I was thinking 😂😂
Congratulations on duping us all. I am now encouraged to make a video entitled "My Near Death Flood Tsunami Hell!" showing me mopping the kitchen floor.
Lol
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This video should be titled ‘The most irritating man on the Planet’.
His wife deserves a medal for not knocking him out
I really feel for this guy's wife
Thumbs down for a HORRIFIC LYING VIDEO TITLE.They were not attacking you.You were being over dramatic.Sheesh.
Why would you go to longleat if you don't want animals on your car? 🤔 'spray the monkey with chemicals'.. What a dick head!!!
Your lady is stubborn, she won't listen to you, Sorry to say this, but your marriage wont last.
Who are you to tell someone their own marriage won't last. You don't even know them smh. -.-
Bill King good. the guy is an idiot.
Russel Brand and Katie Perry's last vacation together.
Don't ask her to turn the wiper on while shes driving and hes on it, he could get hurt. You chose to go in the enclosure knowing what cud happen lol
I wholeheartedly agree!!!! It was a nightmare just listening to him, especially when he was begging his wife to turn on the rear wipers and she sensibly didn't want to. Someone put him out of his misery! He must have missed the reading the part about the hazards of driving in a wild animal park. He should just gone to a zoo instead.
I'm glad your wife didn't turn on the wiper - it could have hurt the monkey. You knew what you were getting into as there are signs - it wouldn't have be right to take that action.
Why did you even go in there? You would've been warned what would happen and you couldve changed direction.
I don't understand: a) Why you decided to go to safari when you're terrified of animals? b) why you are terrified of animals? o.O
Those monkeys are so cute :)
I bet this “man” wears really tight skinny jeans and has the desperate housewives box set on blu ray
The woman not turning on the wipers and flinging the monkey off was the most annoying thing ever, just do it ffs
"..Looks like a problem child..." Hysterical!
Glad you had fun! Thanks for sharing...
Wow man, I'm gonna be honest here...
That was truly horrific.
I feel your pain dude, those Monkeys were like Animals.
I can't believe what that one did to your rear windscreen wiper,
It's out of order, someone should have it shot...
I hope your Renault is okay now man, that car looked so good...
Prick.
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Almost as if they’re primates and not human😞
They arent like animals.. they ARE animals lol
And you're freaking horrible about the animals! Turn on the wiper while he's holding it! Spray it with chemicals. And you don't stop winging!
Nearly 50,000 views! thank you all so much for watching!! your comments are hilarious, honestly they crack me up.
I'm not sure i'll do the lion enclosure on foot, i'm crazy but i'm not that crazy!
crazy enough to beg your wife like a child to put wind wipers on? To squirt the money with chemicals? wtf.
Yr wife was right. U were telling her to drive when there were monkeys on the road and telling her to turn the windowscreen wiper on when and innocent animal would have been hurt. They have been captured from their own country and transported to England and kept in Longleat so humans like you can go and stare at them. Yr car is a small price to pay. These nonhuman people have had no say in their lives.
That's 4 words!! (Although I guess 2 of them aren't proper words)
Thanks for watching!
OMG that was terrifying! And when that monkey put his bum on your rear windshield wiper and started trying to mouth human words? I nearly shit my pants!
1:18 "Ohhhhhhhh, he's on the roof !! "....
Hopefully they didn't have a sunroof, lol.
cont.from bottom.-That one looked like he was kind of watching you guys thinking hmmmmm you are next.Looked like fun.Did they have other animals beside the buffalo and the red ass monkeys?Would love to go there one day,depending on where it is at though.U.S.?London?France?Asia?Love to all and thanks for the up-load of your video.
This has to be the most frustrating video I've ever watched.
I'm so sorry for your loss of parts. I believe the monkeys have set up a parts shop to buy back spares for your car. There's a monkey abuse hotline number on Google.
If you were that terrified about monkeys, why did you decide to drive your car into their habitat that doesn’t make sense
"Horrific attack." Lol. That's no a "horrific attack," that's just a grown man giving in to his ego, trying to demand an action that might gain him back some control in a situation where he has very little, and then having a neurotic semi-breakdown when the wife doesn't comply!
Just went there today one car had a blanket stolen and they did some monkey business on our car
A monkey hopped on our car and stole the cover to our left windscreen spray.
Also, don’t move the windscreen wipers or spray at them cause they’ll lick the spray out of them
The commentary on this is hilarious! Should be some memes made of it! lolol
Reminds me of that couple who were in the car saying aww look at him isn't he cute then the monkey ends up being feral lol
The monkey is adorable. Seems you're having fun mate!
It takes this little to scared a grown up man and labeled it “horrific monkey attack”…you chosen to enter their enclosure!!!
OMG!! Like WTF!!
When we entered this enclosure of the open plained zoo with animals roaming freely...
Nobody said anything about monkeys coming close and sitting on the hood etc. Unbelievable! 😑
what did you expect? monkeys are curious animals, this guys a total prick!
Wow. you were really in mortal danger from killer monkeys. We`re all greatful for you warning humanity of such imminant danger to us all. However, I don`t see monkeys mentioned in the Mayan prophesies warnings about window wiper removal
They are SO cute!!!!!
vicious?? are you kidding!? They seem pretty calm and just curious. They were biting it in a playful way and why would you drive when a monkey is on the car?
I actually went and now my dad has monkey scratches on his roof and prints of their hands on every window so. Don't go in there unless you can repair it
That attack was s brutal!!! How did you manage to survive!?!?
That would have been so easy to chase away those small creatures.
What type?
The thing is you're under the thumb, I can tell- she told you not to put the wiper on and not to spray the bugga and you simply accepted it. Then again, that may've made them more angry, so I backtrack!
Your not meant to drive that fast and you did get warned before entering the enclosure x
Once we were driving there and a monkey took my day's car rim and he stupidly opened the window and took the rim back inside the car whilst a monkey was next to him lol
The most amazing thing about this video is that she married you...
wow that was horrific you so nearly had to replace a £5.00 windscreen wiper and with you driving a renault it would of been a write off
@jcg2466 WOW! thanks so much, I've never seen a nice comment on TH-cam before!
If we ever make it over to the U.S.A. I'll make sure I let you know first. We're best friends now!
Funny, the guy is so worried about his car, also he has a fucking Renault.
Come on, everyone knows that if you go into the Longleat monkey enclosure you have a high probability of getting you car damaged. You got of lightly though, I've seen much worse. Plus, your wife was right not to turn on the rear wiper. That could have hurt the monkey. And not so much "the attack" rather than monkeys just checking out your car.
Horrific is not the word that I would choose
I went to Longleat today.... aaand they did that to.
They're a bunch of clowns. I blame the parents.
Gets on windshield. *uses wiper* Whoops.
''This one looks like a problem child.'' hahahahhahahhaa
Went in with a negative attitude, got what you wanted really
I'm not sure Longleat Safari Park is the monkeys natural habitat. It's really nice, but i think they're from overseas somewhere....
Sorry to hear that, Longleat is great, but the monkeys......
hope it doesn't cost too much!
She hoovered it out the other day, but I was at work.
I'm unsure of what she was wearing. I'll ask her.
"why is she driving?"
She's a nervous passenger, I'm a shit driver.
It just works better if she drives.
Wow, that was horrific!
I only listend 5 min to the husband and he drived me crazy, imagine the wife has to listen to him the whole day ! Does he ever shut up.
I wonder if the wife chucked him out in the lion enclosure
Don't hate the animals
I guess you're right. i am pretty annoying. At least you don't have to put up with me all the time.... I do :(
Can't blame the guy for not wanting the monkeys to damage his car, I was the same a few years back when we drove up in our previous car (an 05 scooby) and after taking one look at the monkey enclosure I decided to leave the car in the carpark and opt for the zoo bus.
This happened to me in 2012
So when did you get divorced?
The wiper arm is about £10 and the motor is £35 used! that would have definitely written it off!
Your comment is spot on! unfortunately our car is really shit, but it's also the only one we can afford! :(
Just imagine if this guy watched the movie jaws... Lol
Everyone seems to not like this guy.
I think he's fuckin hilarious
The monkey didn't even pull it off what's he moaning about? We lost our washer jets to one but that's the chance you take.
Oh yes, a horrible attack indeed. How did u get out of that situation alive
The best thing about this video is the comments it has caused, I was in tears at DougWJ's comment from about two months ago.... Hilarious
The man's wife doesn't obey him. Why is she driving rather than him? Is he crippled?
they ripped the wingmirror off. thats pretty horrific. jesus these commenters should shut up.
good video. I laughed my head off
Anything gets damaged get girlfriend to pay as she is the driver lol
Proper annoying lad. The short glimpse I got of your mrs though was the only worthwhile moment
It's too late!! sorry, we already have a child. (see my other video of him laughing!)
Do you think we should give him away? would that end the cycle? or is it properly bred into him already, you know, through our jeans and shit?
What do you do if they break your car do the owners give you money or something?!
The only nightmare is this marriage to this nit wit
Its amazing how many people put videos on TH-cam presumably hoping for a good reaction or genuinely wanting to be entertaining but it results in the public concluding that they are Twats.
What, are you really serious in this video? This is a "nightmare"??? Are you really that freaked out by animals? That's just hilarious. Just came from safari in Africa and loved it, and we had lions surrounding our car.
that guy is acting like a little child, god damn
What a whimp this guy is 😂😂
That woman need a slap !! Put the f***ing wiper on !!
So you go to see the moneys but you moan but then the whole time wtf
That was a horrible, terrifying attack. I hope you guys are ok. lol
Where was the horrific bit. ? I am so glad your wife said NO ! and the squirt them bit, with chemicals in it- were you serious? It was only a windsreen wiper! Monkeys do these things. I suppose you wont go again ?
so basically, video gold ruined because katie dearest wouldn't turn th wiper on!
You do realise they do this to everyone and you are supposed to remove exterior accessories on your car as they are known to steal stuff?
That happened to me as well
It's my turn tomorrow in the company camera car (filming vehicle), less the camera turret on the roof (£450,000 camera system) so I've been trawling the web for anything I can spray on to the vehicle to keep them from biting any cables etc. Nothing found. Oh dear. Cannot use the bypass route either as the kids won't talk to me for ages. Mind you, I don't think my boss will either if they chomp through the camera cable loom. My own vehicle off the road. Bad timing.
I'm still trying to figure out where the evil hoards of monkeys were! (scratching my head) I mean, of course they are going to go on your car and try to figure out what you are and why you are there......you were over reacting! You don't seem to like animals very much! What did you expect? Please explain!
Whats that mean?
horrific nightmare is a little overstated.. don't you think?
That woman needs to be more obedient to her man.
ok, seriously man????????? why are you begging her to turn the wiper on. turn that shit on.
no wonder insurance premiums are so high, you go to a safari park and then claim on the damage, dont fucking go if your going to cry aboutt the damage to your car.