Congratulations on duping us all. I am now encouraged to make a video entitled "My Near Death Flood Tsunami Hell!" showing me mopping the kitchen floor.
I wholeheartedly agree!!!! It was a nightmare just listening to him, especially when he was begging his wife to turn on the rear wipers and she sensibly didn't want to. Someone put him out of his misery! He must have missed the reading the part about the hazards of driving in a wild animal park. He should just gone to a zoo instead.
I don't understand: a) Why you decided to go to safari when you're terrified of animals? b) why you are terrified of animals? o.O Those monkeys are so cute :)
I'm glad your wife didn't turn on the wiper - it could have hurt the monkey. You knew what you were getting into as there are signs - it wouldn't have be right to take that action.
Wow man, I'm gonna be honest here... That was truly horrific. I feel your pain dude, those Monkeys were like Animals. I can't believe what that one did to your rear windscreen wiper, It's out of order, someone should have it shot... I hope your Renault is okay now man, that car looked so good... Prick.
Yr wife was right. U were telling her to drive when there were monkeys on the road and telling her to turn the windowscreen wiper on when and innocent animal would have been hurt. They have been captured from their own country and transported to England and kept in Longleat so humans like you can go and stare at them. Yr car is a small price to pay. These nonhuman people have had no say in their lives.
Its amazing how many people put videos on TH-cam presumably hoping for a good reaction or genuinely wanting to be entertaining but it results in the public concluding that they are Twats.
vicious?? are you kidding!? They seem pretty calm and just curious. They were biting it in a playful way and why would you drive when a monkey is on the car?
I'm so sorry for your loss of parts. I believe the monkeys have set up a parts shop to buy back spares for your car. There's a monkey abuse hotline number on Google.
OMG that was terrifying! And when that monkey put his bum on your rear windshield wiper and started trying to mouth human words? I nearly shit my pants!
"Horrific attack." Lol. That's no a "horrific attack," that's just a grown man giving in to his ego, trying to demand an action that might gain him back some control in a situation where he has very little, and then having a neurotic semi-breakdown when the wife doesn't comply!
A monkey hopped on our car and stole the cover to our left windscreen spray. Also, don’t move the windscreen wipers or spray at them cause they’ll lick the spray out of them
Wow. you were really in mortal danger from killer monkeys. We`re all greatful for you warning humanity of such imminant danger to us all. However, I don`t see monkeys mentioned in the Mayan prophesies warnings about window wiper removal
I actually went and now my dad has monkey scratches on his roof and prints of their hands on every window so. Don't go in there unless you can repair it
The thing is you're under the thumb, I can tell- she told you not to put the wiper on and not to spray the bugga and you simply accepted it. Then again, that may've made them more angry, so I backtrack!
Come on, everyone knows that if you go into the Longleat monkey enclosure you have a high probability of getting you car damaged. You got of lightly though, I've seen much worse. Plus, your wife was right not to turn on the rear wiper. That could have hurt the monkey. And not so much "the attack" rather than monkeys just checking out your car.
@jcg2466 WOW! thanks so much, I've never seen a nice comment on TH-cam before! If we ever make it over to the U.S.A. I'll make sure I let you know first. We're best friends now!
cont.from bottom.-That one looked like he was kind of watching you guys thinking hmmmmm you are next.Looked like fun.Did they have other animals beside the buffalo and the red ass monkeys?Would love to go there one day,depending on where it is at though.U.S.?London?France?Asia?Love to all and thanks for the up-load of your video.
OMG!! Like WTF!! When we entered this enclosure of the open plained zoo with animals roaming freely... Nobody said anything about monkeys coming close and sitting on the hood etc. Unbelievable! 😑
Once we were driving there and a monkey took my day's car rim and he stupidly opened the window and took the rim back inside the car whilst a monkey was next to him lol
Can't blame the guy for not wanting the monkeys to damage his car, I was the same a few years back when we drove up in our previous car (an 05 scooby) and after taking one look at the monkey enclosure I decided to leave the car in the carpark and opt for the zoo bus.
Nearly 50,000 views! thank you all so much for watching!! your comments are hilarious, honestly they crack me up. I'm not sure i'll do the lion enclosure on foot, i'm crazy but i'm not that crazy!
It's too late!! sorry, we already have a child. (see my other video of him laughing!) Do you think we should give him away? would that end the cycle? or is it properly bred into him already, you know, through our jeans and shit?
There are lots of deserving adults in this country who unfortunately cannot have children. Go with your heart and do the decent thing - give your children up for adoption. Research has shown that 90% of how our children develop is through nurture and not nature so it is not too late.
Where was the horrific bit. ? I am so glad your wife said NO ! and the squirt them bit, with chemicals in it- were you serious? It was only a windsreen wiper! Monkeys do these things. I suppose you wont go again ?
ohhhh god. oooooh god. drive drive drive drive. go go go go.ohhhh god. oooooh god. drive drive drive drive. go go go go. turnit on, no. turnit on, no. turnit on, no. turnit on, no. turnit on, no. turnit on, no. turnit on, no. turnit on, no. turnit on, no. turn it on please. he's biiiting it. ohhh god. please. drive drive drive.
I'm still trying to figure out where the evil hoards of monkeys were! (scratching my head) I mean, of course they are going to go on your car and try to figure out what you are and why you are there......you were over reacting! You don't seem to like animals very much! What did you expect? Please explain!
HI! glad you enjoyed the video, don't worry about the rest of the youtubers. they must not have a sense of humor or something! Longleat is about 80 miles west of london and it's AMAZING. They have so much there.
Where was the attack? All I saw was a couple of baboons climbing on the car, as they always do in these places. Shame about the constant panicky whining of the guy. She should've pushed him out of the car.. Now that would've been fun viewing!
It's my turn tomorrow in the company camera car (filming vehicle), less the camera turret on the roof (£450,000 camera system) so I've been trawling the web for anything I can spray on to the vehicle to keep them from biting any cables etc. Nothing found. Oh dear. Cannot use the bypass route either as the kids won't talk to me for ages. Mind you, I don't think my boss will either if they chomp through the camera cable loom. My own vehicle off the road. Bad timing.
I went yesterday we go all the time and u were freaking out about them stinking there hand down the windscreen and it’s only cause there’s leaves there and they eat the leaves and it’s even worse to attack the monkeys
Man the girl was nerve racking didnt matter how much it cost this day and age any 1 dollar is alot. And yes if you would have turned the wipers on the animal wouldnt have gotten hurt and he would have left your car alone
What, are you really serious in this video? This is a "nightmare"??? Are you really that freaked out by animals? That's just hilarious. Just came from safari in Africa and loved it, and we had lions surrounding our car.
Anyone would have thought this wasn't a SAFARI PARK! It does say even before you enter the Monkey enclosure that you enter at your own risk (regarding the loss of ariels etc. I actually don't see what all the fuss is about! This video was so HORRIFIC! NOT!
Not really. I tried to be, but my wife wouldn't let me. God only knows what would happen if I didn't have her around to keep me on the straight and narrow.
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it took only 5 min to hate someone soo much..
YES I know 100% What you mean he's a 💩💩😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Me too!
5 mins? Didn't even take 20 seconds.
There's no way she's going to stay with you for the rest of her life...
I thought that. What a bell end
Congratulations on duping us all. I am now encouraged to make a video entitled "My Near Death Flood Tsunami Hell!" showing me mopping the kitchen floor.
Lol
🤣😅😂🤣😅😂😂😅😂🤣
the guy in this video is so annoying
Lol just what I was thinking 😂😂
This video should be titled ‘The most irritating man on the Planet’.
His wife deserves a medal for not knocking him out
I really feel for this guy's wife
Thumbs down for a HORRIFIC LYING VIDEO TITLE.They were not attacking you.You were being over dramatic.Sheesh.
Why would you go to longleat if you don't want animals on your car? 🤔 'spray the monkey with chemicals'.. What a dick head!!!
Your lady is stubborn, she won't listen to you, Sorry to say this, but your marriage wont last.
Who are you to tell someone their own marriage won't last. You don't even know them smh. -.-
Bill King good. the guy is an idiot.
Don't ask her to turn the wiper on while shes driving and hes on it, he could get hurt. You chose to go in the enclosure knowing what cud happen lol
I wholeheartedly agree!!!! It was a nightmare just listening to him, especially when he was begging his wife to turn on the rear wipers and she sensibly didn't want to. Someone put him out of his misery! He must have missed the reading the part about the hazards of driving in a wild animal park. He should just gone to a zoo instead.
I don't understand: a) Why you decided to go to safari when you're terrified of animals? b) why you are terrified of animals? o.O
Those monkeys are so cute :)
And you're freaking horrible about the animals! Turn on the wiper while he's holding it! Spray it with chemicals. And you don't stop winging!
I'm glad your wife didn't turn on the wiper - it could have hurt the monkey. You knew what you were getting into as there are signs - it wouldn't have be right to take that action.
Russel Brand and Katie Perry's last vacation together.
Wow man, I'm gonna be honest here...
That was truly horrific.
I feel your pain dude, those Monkeys were like Animals.
I can't believe what that one did to your rear windscreen wiper,
It's out of order, someone should have it shot...
I hope your Renault is okay now man, that car looked so good...
Prick.
🤣🤣🤣
Almost as if they’re primates and not human😞
They arent like animals.. they ARE animals lol
Why did you even go in there? You would've been warned what would happen and you couldve changed direction.
I bet this “man” wears really tight skinny jeans and has the desperate housewives box set on blu ray
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The woman not turning on the wipers and flinging the monkey off was the most annoying thing ever, just do it ffs
Yr wife was right. U were telling her to drive when there were monkeys on the road and telling her to turn the windowscreen wiper on when and innocent animal would have been hurt. They have been captured from their own country and transported to England and kept in Longleat so humans like you can go and stare at them. Yr car is a small price to pay. These nonhuman people have had no say in their lives.
Its amazing how many people put videos on TH-cam presumably hoping for a good reaction or genuinely wanting to be entertaining but it results in the public concluding that they are Twats.
vicious?? are you kidding!? They seem pretty calm and just curious. They were biting it in a playful way and why would you drive when a monkey is on the car?
I'm so sorry for your loss of parts. I believe the monkeys have set up a parts shop to buy back spares for your car. There's a monkey abuse hotline number on Google.
This has to be the most frustrating video I've ever watched.
OMG that was terrifying! And when that monkey put his bum on your rear windshield wiper and started trying to mouth human words? I nearly shit my pants!
Divorce that disobedient boring woman.
"..Looks like a problem child..." Hysterical!
Glad you had fun! Thanks for sharing...
Just went there today one car had a blanket stolen and they did some monkey business on our car
"Horrific attack." Lol. That's no a "horrific attack," that's just a grown man giving in to his ego, trying to demand an action that might gain him back some control in a situation where he has very little, and then having a neurotic semi-breakdown when the wife doesn't comply!
1:18 "Ohhhhhhhh, he's on the roof !! "....
Hopefully they didn't have a sunroof, lol.
The girl is driving and the male is the passanger.
I guess we know who wears the trousers in the house.
wow that was horrific you so nearly had to replace a £5.00 windscreen wiper and with you driving a renault it would of been a write off
You seem very upset that you are there in the first place. why would you go and then complain?
A monkey hopped on our car and stole the cover to our left windscreen spray.
Also, don’t move the windscreen wipers or spray at them cause they’ll lick the spray out of them
The monkey is adorable. Seems you're having fun mate!
Wow. you were really in mortal danger from killer monkeys. We`re all greatful for you warning humanity of such imminant danger to us all. However, I don`t see monkeys mentioned in the Mayan prophesies warnings about window wiper removal
So when did you get divorced?
What do you do if they break your car do the owners give you money or something?!
Your not meant to drive that fast and you did get warned before entering the enclosure x
I actually went and now my dad has monkey scratches on his roof and prints of their hands on every window so. Don't go in there unless you can repair it
The most amazing thing about this video is that she married you...
The thing is you're under the thumb, I can tell- she told you not to put the wiper on and not to spray the bugga and you simply accepted it. Then again, that may've made them more angry, so I backtrack!
Come on, everyone knows that if you go into the Longleat monkey enclosure you have a high probability of getting you car damaged. You got of lightly though, I've seen much worse. Plus, your wife was right not to turn on the rear wiper. That could have hurt the monkey. And not so much "the attack" rather than monkeys just checking out your car.
I'm not sure Longleat Safari Park is the monkeys natural habitat. It's really nice, but i think they're from overseas somewhere....
What type?
If you were that terrified about monkeys, why did you decide to drive your car into their habitat that doesn’t make sense
Wow, I respect your wife. So annoying. What did you expect from wild animals?
That's 4 words!! (Although I guess 2 of them aren't proper words)
Thanks for watching!
So you go to see the moneys but you moan but then the whole time wtf
The commentary on this is hilarious! Should be some memes made of it! lolol
She hoovered it out the other day, but I was at work.
I'm unsure of what she was wearing. I'll ask her.
You had to repeat yourself so many times. Reckon you need to get your wife's hearing tested!!
@jcg2466 WOW! thanks so much, I've never seen a nice comment on TH-cam before!
If we ever make it over to the U.S.A. I'll make sure I let you know first. We're best friends now!
Reminds me of that couple who were in the car saying aww look at him isn't he cute then the monkey ends up being feral lol
I guess you're right. i am pretty annoying. At least you don't have to put up with me all the time.... I do :(
Oh yes, a horrible attack indeed. How did u get out of that situation alive
cont.from bottom.-That one looked like he was kind of watching you guys thinking hmmmmm you are next.Looked like fun.Did they have other animals beside the buffalo and the red ass monkeys?Would love to go there one day,depending on where it is at though.U.S.?London?France?Asia?Love to all and thanks for the up-load of your video.
"why is she driving?"
She's a nervous passenger, I'm a shit driver.
It just works better if she drives.
It takes this little to scared a grown up man and labeled it “horrific monkey attack”…you chosen to enter their enclosure!!!
That attack was s brutal!!! How did you manage to survive!?!?
OMG!! Like WTF!!
When we entered this enclosure of the open plained zoo with animals roaming freely...
Nobody said anything about monkeys coming close and sitting on the hood etc. Unbelievable! 😑
what did you expect? monkeys are curious animals, this guys a total prick!
Once we were driving there and a monkey took my day's car rim and he stupidly opened the window and took the rim back inside the car whilst a monkey was next to him lol
I wonder if the wife chucked him out in the lion enclosure
I went to Longleat today.... aaand they did that to.
They're a bunch of clowns. I blame the parents.
Can't blame the guy for not wanting the monkeys to damage his car, I was the same a few years back when we drove up in our previous car (an 05 scooby) and after taking one look at the monkey enclosure I decided to leave the car in the carpark and opt for the zoo bus.
Jeez, could you have any more of a cow over the nothing? If you don't want monkey's on your car, then don't go or take a different car.
Weren't there any lions she could have fed you to?
Nearly 50,000 views! thank you all so much for watching!! your comments are hilarious, honestly they crack me up.
I'm not sure i'll do the lion enclosure on foot, i'm crazy but i'm not that crazy!
crazy enough to beg your wife like a child to put wind wipers on? To squirt the money with chemicals? wtf.
why is my comment being flagged ? 0.o i wasn't trying to be rude mate!
sorry if i said something wrong
It's too late!! sorry, we already have a child. (see my other video of him laughing!)
Do you think we should give him away? would that end the cycle? or is it properly bred into him already, you know, through our jeans and shit?
There are lots of deserving adults in this country who unfortunately cannot have children. Go with your heart and do the decent thing - give your children up for adoption. Research has shown that 90% of how our children develop is through nurture and not nature so it is not too late.
Where was the horrific bit. ? I am so glad your wife said NO ! and the squirt them bit, with chemicals in it- were you serious? It was only a windsreen wiper! Monkeys do these things. I suppose you wont go again ?
The wiper arm is about £10 and the motor is £35 used! that would have definitely written it off!
ohhhh god. oooooh god. drive drive drive drive. go go go go.ohhhh god. oooooh god. drive drive drive drive. go go go go. turnit on, no. turnit on, no. turnit on, no. turnit on, no. turnit on, no. turnit on, no. turnit on, no. turnit on, no. turnit on, no. turn it on please. he's biiiting it. ohhh god. please. drive drive drive.
The monkey didn't even pull it off what's he moaning about? We lost our washer jets to one but that's the chance you take.
Just imagine if this guy watched the movie jaws... Lol
I only listend 5 min to the husband and he drived me crazy, imagine the wife has to listen to him the whole day ! Does he ever shut up.
The man's wife doesn't obey him. Why is she driving rather than him? Is he crippled?
Whats that mean?
I'm still trying to figure out where the evil hoards of monkeys were! (scratching my head) I mean, of course they are going to go on your car and try to figure out what you are and why you are there......you were over reacting! You don't seem to like animals very much! What did you expect? Please explain!
Don't hate the animals
Your voice sounds like a
Chipmunk in a blender
Gets on windshield. *uses wiper* Whoops.
Went in with a negative attitude, got what you wanted really
Your comment is spot on! unfortunately our car is really shit, but it's also the only one we can afford! :(
That would have been so easy to chase away those small creatures.
HI! glad you enjoyed the video, don't worry about the rest of the youtubers. they must not have a sense of humor or something!
Longleat is about 80 miles west of london and it's AMAZING. They have so much there.
I hope you know almost everyone hates you 😐 no one enjoyed the video
Sorry to hear that, Longleat is great, but the monkeys......
hope it doesn't cost too much!
Where was the attack? All I saw was a couple of baboons climbing on the car, as they always do in these places. Shame about the constant panicky whining of the guy. She should've pushed him out of the car.. Now that would've been fun viewing!
so basically, video gold ruined because katie dearest wouldn't turn th wiper on!
It's my turn tomorrow in the company camera car (filming vehicle), less the camera turret on the roof (£450,000 camera system) so I've been trawling the web for anything I can spray on to the vehicle to keep them from biting any cables etc. Nothing found. Oh dear. Cannot use the bypass route either as the kids won't talk to me for ages. Mind you, I don't think my boss will either if they chomp through the camera cable loom. My own vehicle off the road. Bad timing.
I went yesterday we go all the time and u were freaking out about them stinking there hand down the windscreen and it’s only cause there’s leaves there and they eat the leaves and it’s even worse to attack the monkeys
Man the girl was nerve racking didnt matter how much it cost this day and age any 1 dollar is alot. And yes if you would have turned the wipers on the animal wouldnt have gotten hurt and he would have left your car alone
What, are you really serious in this video? This is a "nightmare"??? Are you really that freaked out by animals? That's just hilarious. Just came from safari in Africa and loved it, and we had lions surrounding our car.
Lion enclosure on foot?
Anyone would have thought this wasn't a SAFARI PARK! It does say even before you enter the Monkey enclosure that you enter at your own risk (regarding the loss of ariels etc. I actually don't see what all the fuss is about! This video was so HORRIFIC! NOT!
Not really. I tried to be, but my wife wouldn't let me. God only knows what would happen if I didn't have her around to keep me on the straight and narrow.
where is the blood?
Funny, the guy is so worried about his car, also he has a fucking Renault.
You do realise they do this to everyone and you are supposed to remove exterior accessories on your car as they are known to steal stuff?
they ripped the wingmirror off. thats pretty horrific. jesus these commenters should shut up.
good video. I laughed my head off