The Chili Mac Anthem
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ต.ค. 2023
- I wrote a song about MREs, specifically the Chili Mac MRE. Hope you enjoy the song! Huge part of military life is eating food out of a brown bag!
Thinking about making more musical content. It’s a lot of work, but it’s among the most satisfying things I’ve made.
What are some things you’d enjoy hearing a song about? Comment below!!! - ตลก
Sorry Nikko Ortiz, this video has cemented one punch that as my favorite military content creator.
His only equal now is angry cops
@@jonbong8547 idk, I love angry cops, but does he have his own cinematic Universe AND an awesome metal side project?
Nikko and Angry Cops are both corny and cringe
Only boots and civilians like Nikko and Angry Cops. And people of low brain cell count@@suspicioususer
Nikko is a pretty boy. I'd hit it.
Number 16 chicken fajitas back in the day was bomb. Would heat the jalapeño cheese with the entrees, pour it in the fajitas and rice then mix, finally eat it with the tortillas and you had yourself the best MRE. Plus it came with a poppy seed pound cake. It was the BEST MRE
What are the tortillas in an MRE like? Serious question. Don’t tell me like your mama used to make unless she was like a stunt double for Clint Eastwood or an undersea welder or some shit like that.
@MarcosElMalo2 it came with 2 flour tortillas, folded in half and packed in the tan baggies that are typical for the MRE. Just like the flour tortillas are the grocery store, these are already cooked, technically you can eat them out the bag. We as people just like to warm them up. But yeah, they are just plain ol flour tortillas.
@@HectorLopez-fq2jt Thanks for the info! I like flour tortillas, so #16 sounds pretty good. They throw in a couple packets of Tapatio?
@MarcosElMalo2 They change the menu every couple of years, they had 2 boxes with menus 1-16 or 17-32. The worst one that come to mind were Jambalaya, Chicken dumplings, beef patty, spaghetti. No Tapatio but they do add a little bottle of Tabasco sauce. One last thing this was when I was in the Army from 02 - 2010 so a lot might of changed.
@HectorLopez-fq2jt no more bottles anymore, at best you might get a Tabasco packet if they remembered to pack it with the cutlery.
You're honestly the greatest recruiting tool that the army has.
I'm not military, have never eaten an MRE, and probably never will. I still watched this to the end because it's legendary.
Just glorious entertainment lol
He's not jokin about the omlette. God damned boogerslab so bad that even the DoD felt bad about it. It was bad enough that I knew it by number and which cases it came in.
Not gonna lie that beat was on point❤😂🎉
Ok, yeah, that was low-key pretty badass.
Rumor has it that the chili mac MRE was secretly developed to be a human dispensed chemical weapon.
It’s called a precursor chemical. 💨
Beans beans the magical fruit
This has no right to be this catchy
This is actually fire lol
the production quality is insane
You must mean the video, not the MRE.
@wormyboot the production quality of the vegetable omlet was insane, just not in the way you mean
Straight banger. They’re gonna be singing this everywhere lol
Chief...if retention doesn't get ahold of you for this they are not the geniuses that they are advertised.
Brilliant work!
It's hard to say who's the best military content creator, but you'll find the best variety of multiple personalities here!
😂 Thanks for putting this together and sharing it Chief, had a good wholesome laugh and it put me in a great mood for the stupid Friday shift at work!
Yep..gotta say this is the best so far! Actually one of my fav MREs too..anything with macaroni is pretty much on point in my op.
This is phenomenal. This could easily go double myrrh
We're gonna need a full release of this with another verse. 4th time listening and I'm coming back. I request a special guest appearance of Billy Friendly, Crafton and Samantha.
Facts, Chili Mac is the best MRE. Every once in a while, I actually get a craving for MRE Chili Mac. I have even eaten MRE Chili Mac recreationally a few times.
This slaps harder than it should
Straight fire my man! I'm just about to spontaneously start dancing all over the place now.
For those that have one nearby McAllister's Deli has Chili and Mac & Cheese as sides and with a 2 Mac to 1 Chili ratio you get something that is ballpark close to a Chili Mac MRE. Close enough that I had a flashback from it.
It's up to you if this is good or bad for you.
bragg retention really going all out tonight lol
This is what a chili mac MRE would sound like as a perk-a-cola jingle.
call of duty except it's realistic and it gives you depression, alcoholism, and back problems lol
Sir, this is a dennys, we dont have MREs, we got eggs made by a crackhead.
This is the high quality content i subscribed for
I really don't know how someone can have only one favorite with so many delectable options.
I absolutely hate how much I loved this.
This will go ballistic one day, it's too good.
Much respect from an Englishman over here, to you over there my friend.
Without even trying you just created the best Army recruiting commercial we've had in years.
And with a single song he became the #1 military youtuber
That was legitimately really good😂
Gah damn he's a man of many talents
I've found my wedding song.
this needs to be a running gag in the background of some of the other sketches, its too good to waste
I felt this on a spiritual level.
That song has absolutely zero business slapping that hard. Good on ya.
The best MREs are the ones where you don't need to heat them to unlock them from the hard, gel encased hibernation that you receive them in.
Italian Sausage
Chilli with Beans
Meatball Marinara
Beefstrips in Savory Tomato Sauce
The shitty pizza one I guess
Chilli Mac is subpar because eating it cold is like eating an alien placenta.
My new jam!!!!! Always my favorite any time any where.
Been playing this song all day, now I miss chili mac.
You are a saint bro, this is hilarious.
Yeah Chief, we're gonna need a full version of this for uh... reasons.
This was INCREDIBLE
I never thought I'd hear a song about mre today
🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤ I NEED THIS AS MY RINGTONE
I was more of a chicken penne pasta guy that loaded up on Cholula, but my God, the coveted chili mac needed a song of its own.
Simply, incredible.
Omg this is GOLD we need more!!! ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
This is exactly what I needed to wake up to.
Chief, if this video dont go viral, I dont know what will.
Now this is what the internet was made for! Bravo sir
I'm probably the oddball out but tortellini never dissapointed
this needs more views, it is super underrated.
My gunner and driver always ate before me. But they both knew the chili Mac was off limits when they cracked open a fresh box.
Chief got the moves!
*THIS IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC*
Number 10 and 16 was my favorite to get from my dad
Gotta watch that chili mac in the heat tho, holy hell
As my teenage sons would say, this is straight fire, no cap, on god fam.
I spent 3 years in and I never even got to see one. :(
Onepunch's channel is just one long audition for VETtv when he retires in 50-60 years as a CW5.
we need a full version
This needs some kind of TH-cam award
When I eat the Chili Mac, it's a Massive Rectal Evacuation (MRE) episode 😢
Bro got moves! And the funniest video he's made yet!
his content just keeps getting better
This needs to be a full song.
Your videos are always fun, but this one is my hands-down favorite. And Chili Max definitely deserves an anthem!
Veggie omelet was only good for trade currency.
The flavor is important because it'll stay in your body for your entire military career
Bruno Mars been real quiet since this banger dropped.
I have never commented on a video before but this is the best thing i have ever seen and feel it in my bones
Paired with that tiny bottle of Tabasco sauce and you got field gourmet .
You are now the official comedian of the US Army. 😊
This beat is straight fuego.
Love that you use Solid Snake’s voice.
the G in Goulash stands for GOAT
Chief got some moves BWHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'll give you that number 10 is the best one in menu A.
But have you tried the chicken burrito bowl with the cheese spread and hot sauce mixed in? #16 is actually BANGING
This is so beautiful 💙😭
this makes me happy
This is an absolute banger, sir!
I'll take things I can't unsee for 100, Bob
If this doesn't go viral then I dont know what will.
Really sick chief
Chili-mac was indeed my favorite MRE
We must protect one punch at all costs
That was fantastic. Now do one in the simple pleasure of wheat snack bread. Then, Sunglasses walks into the room with a packet of jalapeño cheese spread and goes hard.
Amazing
Absolute Fire!
Majestic af
Okay hear me out... 2012 Menu 13 Cheese Tortellini. Came with Wet Pack Fruit, a First Strike Bar, M&Ms (either regular or Peanut), and Lemon Tea which one of my buddies hated coffee and loved tea so easy trade.
Honestly only thing that even comes close to beating Chili Mac
I'm dyin' over here 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This sounds good unironically
How have I not seen this yet
This made my day
🤣🤣🤣 I'm actually watching this while eating a Chili Mac MRE!!! Not military myself, just the son of a retired sailor! Gotta say, this one's no bad, kinda like Chef Boyardee but somehow slightly better!?
We're all waiting for the album to drop
I was eating Dehydrated Pork Patty rehydrated with the instant coffee before y'all were born.
I want this to be my ringtone
A whole song lol❤
The rap we all needed to hear 😊
This was amazing, we need more original cuts
The man sure looks like chili mac to me
The man sure lookslike chili mac to me...