The GOONS Presents: The Roast of LIZZO!
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gimme ur best lizzo roast
45 dead after lizzo crowd dives
Fat
Lizzo became one with the Seven Deadly Chins
Built like a semi
Lizzo is a bit overweight!
lizzo also eats whole cakes
based mcnasty
You do it better ❤️❤️
Ok mr boxy boi
HE FOUUD THE 1!
McNasty want that black ahh
Didn’t know your real name was Lizzo
Lizzo comes from a broken home. Her parents are not divorced, she just fell and cracked the foundation.
LMAOAOAO
bro, this right here is a good roast
Holy shit, that made me choke
And her lie about living in her car. If that happened, it's because of her eating habits. In today's economy, on a regular Citizens income, I am not surprised she was living in her car, because she was spending $150,000 a week on food
If Mcnasty eats whole cakes, Lizzo eats whole bakeries.
Jesus loves you
@@braxtonpayne9093he gave up on that bitch lizzo tho
@@braxtonpayne9093wrong, my cousin Jesus hates me sadly😢
Nah if mcnasty eats wholes cakes Lizzo eats whole mcnasty
@@lieutenantsoul3823 Your cousin is Jesus??
Lizzo as a measurement... It really is true that Americans would use everything beside the metric system.
It’s a very rare measurement though, have to have something fucking huge to get the lizzo treatment
😭😭😭
The guy who said it is Canadian…
You’re god damn right 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅
Yeah because it sucks mega dick.
Hasn’t lizzo already had enough roasts all by herself I mean look at the size of her 😂
UNDER RATED
No any roasts flung towards her she skewers on a spitroast and deepthroats them
Do y'all ever wonder who would win in a fight either
Lizzo or Gorlock The Destroyer?
Now that's the ring fight we need
Plot twist. They’re the same person
gorlock the destroyer solos ez
They're the same person lol
I think they’d either have an eating contest or eat each other to assimilate the most mass
I love how the editor includes moments of dead air where nothings really happening. It feels more relatable if you game with a group because sometimes the call/party is just silence and random noises until something interesting or funny happens. favorite yumi moment 22:19
Jesus loves you
@@braxtonpayne9093I eat babies
He turned into Alex Jones
*DESTROY THE CHILD.*
*CORRUPT THEM ALL*
@@braxtonpayne9093 Shut your mouth with that dumb ass religious propaganda, your irrelevant as hell and an absolute 🤡
With a roast THIS big, you can feed every subscriber
Or just lizzo
@@thesenate4815i don't think anything could be filling enough to feed Lizzo
@@thesenate4815yeah, Lizzo would make us all die of starvation.
7:04 thats gotta be one of the best and most unhinge joke blarg has ever made
Was feeling so shitty today until they started roasting Lizzie I now feel like 10 dollars thank you goons
Nah, you worth much more than 10 bucks bro
@@noahjester8471shit that’s more than I’d pay to go to a lizzo concert
You mean 5 toonies
@@noahjester8471he's worth 10 Lizzos 😂
Oh, wait, my friending you are rich now 😅
Lizzo broke a fan into many pieces by attempting to crowd surf
real ?
@@tomatostarzshe literally has killed a fan crowdsurfing it's horrible and she still defends her obesity
Jesus loves you
@@braxtonpayne9093seriously? No one cares
@@braxtonpayne9093*NOBODY ASKED*
We are not going to ignore the fact that McNasty said Lizzo looks like a melted tootsie roll 😂🤣
7:04 This is the most out of pocket shit I've ever heard Blarg say, and it had my keeling over with laughter
The first 2 minutes of the video tells me: Yes, this is a perfect video to fall asleep to at 2:30 in the morning
"Arab.... money" as my eyes are closed
can confirm im at 17:51 and its 2:45 am this is gold
"What size shirt are you?"
"I'm an Extra Extra Lizzo"
"Sir, we don't manufacture warehouse-sized shirts. Not for regular consumers, of course. I hope you can understand."
Wasn't McNasty selling t-shirts that go up to 7 Extra Large?
@charlessaint7926 I think so XD
@@charlessaint7926more like 'GRRR' X.
BYEEE
I laughed a Lizzo amount at these jokes 😂
Blarg making an Uncharted reference gave me peak happiness 10:31
Soup: “I don’t even know what she looks like”
McNasty: “Fat and-“
*Silence intensifies*
Blarg walking a tightrope in this session ngl 💀💀
Something lizzo could never do
@@byronbrown7436What, walk? Agreed.
Lizzo is the reason all bags of chips across the universe are missing half of its contents before you even open them...
I fucking love the laughs soup make when he's trying his hardest not to laugh at a fucked joke
The way the Spongebob AI stream ended was with Squidward singing "My Way" by Frank Sinatra and then the stream getting promptly taken down by Paramount
This video deserves a Lizzo-sized like
Lizzo becoming a unit of measurement is the best thing to have happened in the past 3 years.
I heard the Titanic is about 1,000 Lizzo's long from bow to stern.
My stomach hurts so much from laughing at the Lezzo jokes... I actually built up my abs. 😂😂😂😂
listening to everyone laugh at all the Lizzo jokes is great 6:51-9:09 also looks like liquid cement
7:00 Soups laugh gave me life
“How do you fat shame, when you look like a wrecking left out of the side of the road.”
-blarg
The Roast of Lizzo? That would end world hunger.
Cant believe goon’s didn’t know it was ‘waiting for love’ - avicii “monday left me broken”
Lizzo also eats the pi in math
"Gimme your best Lizzo roast"
Lizzo looks like she could be an entire Modern Warfare 2 map, complete with ammo boxes and vehicles.
Everytime I open Spotify and see her album I think to myself “oh that’s nice of Spotify to let national geographic upload an 1 hour podcast on whales segmented into 3 minute intervals.”😁
22:13 yumi’s dubstep was too hard 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Lizzo deserves every bit of this roast. She's hungry. Probably.
If Lizzo did a stage dive, shed create an earthquake the same magnitude as her waistline measurements.
lizzo stage diving would actually be a homicide in all seriousness
At least we would know how Arizona Bay was created.
Her falling over would cause an extinction event
It wasn't an asteroid that killed the dinosaurs, lizzo just tripped and fell.
People say they're not a snack they're a meal. Lizzo is the whole buffet in a half
9:34 hearing soup’s maniacal laugh brings me joy
Bro the beatboxing in the echoing was actually pretty damn good
"They send a 3rd plane" 😂 "sir, a 3rd plane has hit the world trade center memorial, they weren't sorry"
Mcnasty needs to do a whole cake eating muckbang with lizzo
I don't think even Nickacado Avocado would make that experience enjoyable.
Lizzo looks like a thrown up tootsie roll if someone ate 15 of them at the same time
Lizzo the type of girl where you bring her to an all-you-can-eat buffet, and she can.
7:06 valid point blarg
Someday I want to get a plane to fly over a Lizzo concert and say “Seaworld is that way” on it
Love you and the goons mcnasty! ❤ much love
"It's like, sometimes, you forget there's other people there"
I felt that
I wish i never knew the cat meme. Mcnasty you aint missing out on much.
7:03 he came in with the haymaker😂
I work in medical and the weight limit for a traditional MRI machine is 500-600lbs depending on the brand. So yes if someone is bigger than that we send them to the zoo, where they have bigger machines.
Watching this as I’m sitting on the toilet dropping a lizzo
This has to be the best Siege session y’all ever had 😂
Lizzo is the mother of all "joe mama" jokes...
Alternate Title: The Roast of Lizzo(solving world hunger)
Lizzo played amazing role as the bomb in Oppenheimer
PK Subban was that hockey commentator who said that, the mans a king for it lmao
I swear if lizzo gets any fatter earth's gravity field will start revolving around her.
When lizzo gets into an elevator it instantly goes down coz it can't lift her.
When lizzo walks up a flight of stairs earth quake warnings go off on the other side of the world.
The roast of Lizzo finally a solution to world hunger
I had no idea who Lizzo was before the scandal that she (a large woman) told another woman (less large than her) to lose some weight or she'd be let go as a backup dancer.
Shes the Biggest pop singer this decade
@@thesenate4815no that’s Taylor swift
@@jacksonkruck1269 i meant shes the "Biggest"
As in shes morbidly a beast
@@thesenate4815 oh I got it now man mb
I went to an amusement park and there was this massive crowd around what I thought was this new ride... no it was just lizzo signing pizza crusts 😂😂
Lizzo has to pay for a group ticket when going to the zoo on her own
She's visiting family she has a pass
Yumi: Imma take out like half the things we've said about her
Me: COWARD!!
Lizzo really said "friendly fire"
I'm just so glad i can morally fat shame lizzo now
Blarg's jokes are on point in this video lmao
I swear, some goons videos are bad repetative acid trips, but i love it and i cant stop😅
Did Mcnasty hire soups editor? I don't remember him being this good
Lizzo gets in a Taxi. Has to pay double as she takes two seats.
I already know this is finna be fucking hilarious
"whos Fenrir, why does he have a muzzle so he doesnt bite you"
The Goons need to learn Norse Mythology
Nah. They'd sooner lose a hand.
See with the unit of measurement you have to take into account the inflation. 1 lizzo of something today might be 1/2 of a lizzo tomorrow depending on how big her breakfast is
I told a job that I'd be a few hours late cause I had to pick up my daughter. I ain't got no kids.😂😂😂
Opening up wild af
Blarg not knowing there were 4 planes is oddly funny to me
Im gonna write a chatgpt rap song about lizzo battling 11 billion crabs
She probably ate them all.
Lizzo dancers sue for eating banana joke makes itself
The fact blarg doesnt even question the fact that 1 lizzo is the same weight as a car speaks volumes
Symphony of the wretched sounds god dam 🔥🔥
Mcnasty if I gave you my best lizzo roast I'd need an industrial furnace to cook the damn thing
Lizzo the type of person to ask for the burger to be deep fried twice
With the whole allegations going on, we notice the similarities with Mother Nature, like the hunchback bullying the dolphin for its size
Tammy is from my home town. Most people in my town have the same mentality the sisters have. “If you eat a sugar balance it out with a diet” 🤦♀️
7:21 As a person who was born in Detroit, why is Yumi not wrong about this?🤣🤣🤣
The amount of roasting in this video is enough to feed Africa
Not gonna lie I've been avoiding this video because I thought it was a lizzo reaction video😂
Lizzo looks like that black air ball we had to run away from in elementary school when we played a version of "Indiana Jones"
love how there's an echo but they talk over it the whole time
You may eat whole cakes but lizzo eats entire cobblers
I have watched this…8 times now. I love every time
Lizzo is responsible for the disappearance of the 11 billion crabs.
If Lizzo moved to Australia she’d fix the earth’s tilted axis.
guarantee she wouldn't last here.
Bro soups screaming bird laugh makes me wanna die
when mcnasty do these pimp quotes i always drink coffee, one day it will kill me... best one so far was a couple of weeks ago whats your blood type pimp. almost choked...
@16:42 "...always runs on its wheel toward Mecca" that had me rolling. should have hit harder
“Americans will use anything but the metric system, Lizzo edition”
Edit: the who wants to be a millionaire: dementia edition is just called a normal meeting in congress.
If they roasted Lizzo, they’d solve world hunger
I’m glad soup brought back the 2 dollars and a cigarette butt bit
Nothing like a goons video roasting Lizzo and a Burger King ad pops up