@@personamithulureal talk tho, if Alfred does somehow end up becoming the new voice of Eggman, then there’s a 0% chance he’ll be able to do or say any of these legendary quotes again. And that’s all assuming that Sega would even let him become the voice in the first place, given his hilarious, but still vulgar track record.
And what makes it better is that if you've never seen the behind the dubs for the entire thing alfred tells a story about a kid he went to school with who would put hotsauce on everything like with the story
8:47 The absolute silence with the camera angle being like that feels like Eggman is just so done with her shit and is contemplating if this is all worth it
I genuinely was confused why it sounded quieter than normal, just to realize it was the channel doing their own voiceover. They did a great job I thought it was the real thing for a minute!
10:54 I know Alfred said hed never played a Sonic game in SA2 dub, but the sound he makes after he says "here" and the thing pops out makes me wonder if he didnt know something was gonna pop out.
@@Silent_Mask fandub. And everyone is having se× with his wife. Including a bunch of furries who rarely exceed the hight of 3 foot 3. Frankly, I completely understand why Eggman is on a murder spree
I missed "Not even, not even PUBG. We're going for Fortnite. We'll do Fortnite. We'll create Fortnite. And then we'll get Todd Howard on the team, so he can make Fallout 76 Battle Royale." and "Sans Undertale go into my eyes."
Oh my god i just realized, why have they not done real time Dubs for Sonic X? Maybe not whole episodes due to copyright issues most abridged creates face, but like spliced up episodes.
That would be wild, especially if it was season 3. I've been wondering what game they would do next and if there was any other game that would be good for the fandubs, but now that you mention it, Sonic X would be really funny to see. Then again because of copyright I couldn't see how they'd pull it off, even if they did cut the footage up.
@@garrusvakarian5326 I couldnt be more excited. Considering the length of that game and the fact that there are non cinematic cutscenes and bosses that are relevant to plot... Id venture to say KH1 will be a total of 3 hours long lol
He's Eggman, yes, the real Eggman, And those other Robotniks aren't as wild as him, man, So won't the real Eggman please stand up? Please stand up? Can't stand up?!
My favorite thing about GOOIIINNN OOUUUUUPPPP is that Alfred stressed he’s never played any of these games before and had no idea what was coming next
The VAs who don't know what happens next usually have the best moments in these dubs
@@nezaniatoimya the only exception is the Babylon rouges
The Redbox joke was the best thing ever and they deserved to set that up
@@LycanMOON And when Penny barked at Shadow as Sonic in that one spaceship scene🗿
@@LycanMOON Also Hayley’s “Hey don’t take me anywhere- aw fuck.”
@@LycanMOON and "Tell it to me in excruciating detail, Tails!"
He feels more eggman than actual eggman
Alfred is more than Eggman. He is Egg-legend!
The Eggman
The Eggmyth
The Egglegend
@@Attaxalotl
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Now, which one is his main? Asking for a friend
it’s weird cuz i always get thrown off when he doesn’t sound anything like this in the games
@@Attaxalotl The Egg-Chad
"New idea.... Adultery~.."
That is a very underrated quote.
with the way the music kicks in too,
That’s a Shadow quote though
@@lordadorable1140it's okay
Timestamp?
@@moonylime It's been like two weeks but: 10:25
"I peed on your wife, Robotnik, she's mine now. That's the law."
No one could have anticipated what happened in the fandub after this.
Then, everything changed when Alfred came to make an announcement
“WHAT THE ACUTAL SHI-“
@@NoahThePokeGamer "WHAT?!"
@@bill_cipher9861 “a few moments later”
I’ve come to make a announcement
Alfreds pure unhinged voice over and eggmans dramatic movements make the perfect character of all time
If Mike Pollock dies Alfred shall replace him
@@personamithulureal talk tho, if Alfred does somehow end up becoming the new voice of Eggman, then there’s a 0% chance he’ll be able to do or say any of these legendary quotes again.
And that’s all assuming that Sega would even let him become the voice in the first place, given his hilarious, but still vulgar track record.
Mike pollock sucks ass anyway
Ok but "Why you got hot sauce on your head cuz? What's wrong?"gets me every single time
"I put hot sauce on everything...from Twinkies to milk! It's what I do...as the Ultimate Life Form!"
And what makes it better is that if you've never seen the behind the dubs for the entire thing alfred tells a story about a kid he went to school with who would put hotsauce on everything like with the story
@@immortalkoopah3138 I have seen that! The fact it gave someone the opportunity to use it was hilarious!
1:28
I think it’s the delivery
I just can’t imagine Eggman without Alfred’s voice anymore
Imagine dragons
@@walrusArmageddon literally read your comment as he said it lol
Genuinely an incredible voice and version of Eggman overall
"Flushed em down the turrlet" gets me every time
I quote this one the most fosho
@@direneedofhigherfructose7153 this and "ooo reference" are part of my everyday lexicon
Shadow’s and Eggman’s dynamic in this was something special that Sega will never be able recreate
Well, not without a Mature rating, anyway. 😆😆😆
Not without Alfred and Ryan
the fact you have his sa2b monologue memorized is very impressive
Quote it on a regular basis 😭
Who doesn’t have it memorized though? lolol
@@remillia.amaryllis its so iconic!
love that he also copied the weird sayings like in "piss drrropelets" xD
IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
When eggman says: "Martha I'm coming home sweetie" he sounds like Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb. 0:56
"I can't wait to see her beautiful face 🥺"
It is so true
Eggman: Behold, my Piss-on-the-moon-inator!
💀
"Ah, Shadow the Hedgehog, your timing is impeccable, and by impeccable, I mean COMPLETELY PECCABLE!!"
The silence broken by a single wheeze at 8:46 fucking sends me man 😂😭
lmfao
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Lmfao
Lmfao.
I've never played a Sonic game so this is just how Eggman is to me
Only far off from the real thing by a little
I think this is how i discovered sonic had more games besides sonic 1 and those mobile ones
same and he's one of my favorite characters ever
Eggman having an abusive ex wife that took everything from him and made him depressed as the funniest fucking thing in media history
I quote "I can finally leave!! Martha I'm coming home sweetie!!" Every night before I leave work lol
Lmao
8:47 The absolute silence with the camera angle being like that feels like Eggman is just so done with her shit and is contemplating if this is all worth it
the caucasity of this bitch
**Wheze**
@@weegee42069
The audacity of this beach
@@denyhaguilar679Wasn't it Caucasity
The caucasity of this beach
12:24 wait but why does he actually sound menacing??
I know he's a storyboard artist and stuff but he should've honestly been a voice actor
My favorite eggman line is when he says prison island is gonna blow up but the VA had no idea it was actually gonna blow up 😂
Alfred's impromptu coughing when Eggman dies is the funniest thing
7:39 Flushed em down the turrlet
8:46 he could have said anything. literally anything. no matter how good, it wouldn't beat this lmao
I wanna cosplay egg man just to quote all of these at a Con
I *highly* encourage it
@@Silent_Mask Aight bet!
Please do 😂
I'm working on an eggman in fishnet tights
Commenting here just to hopefully hear the day when you do get to do this
3:04 “AND SHE HAD A DIAMOND IN HER V@GINA?!” is one of my fav line💀👏
The dub-movement sync at 6:09 is better than the in-game one
I'm honestly pissed that this wasn't the line people need because the number one is so funny when there was literally no joke
8:28 "give me baCK MY GAMEEEER GUUURL SONICCc!!!!!"
LOL
4:07 egg man dropping bars
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
@@randomvideossometimes7877 I agree
@@dantelawrence4676 no you don't
@@randomvideossometimes7877 yes i do
@@dantelawrence4676 🧢🧢🧢
12:32 I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT FEEL GOOD
HOLY CRAP ME TOO
ME TOO!! SUCH A GOOD SONG!!
I thought I heard that lol
*insert bass here*
Piss egg inc
Friendly mention that Alfred drops in sometimes during Lythero's streams, in case you want to hear Eggman shit and throw a Nokia at Frieza and Broly
I fuckin love lythero and Alfred lmao
Why is my foot pointing at me?
@@notsmii7y He really just slots in perfectly with the dynamic the Goons have
Friendly reminder that he has his own twitch channel PaperBoxHouse where he goes live every other day if any of you want to pop in
@followeroftheprince
God the Nokia sequence was the most gloriously chaotic and hilarious part of that video
Okay, the “androids” to take over Apple is a super underrated line and I always laugh so hard when I hear it. Wish more people understood 😂
It's so fucking good
My favorite part is how underwhelmed Shadow's reaction to it is.
@@S0RGEx I bet his VA didn’t get the joke either. So sad 😞
I don’t get it
@@CultripFounded android phones and Apple phones…
11:01 This freaking entrance though is so funny
It's just so funny hearing him ask that as soon as he falls in
"Give me back my gamer girl sonic!"
the sudden voice shift in "YOU DUN DID IT NOW"
I’m soo sick-
0:41 *INHALE EXHALE InHaLe ExhALe* “NUMBER SEVEN… ThE luCkIeSt NUmBeR!!1!
For having never played this game before, i couldn't imagine anyone else doing a better eggman than Alfred
Trying to figure out what context you’d need to quote him saying
“How do you think I feel being Cucked by a HEDGEHOG”
2:59
Do you consider someone you know as fast
If yes, then that's the context
Nobody tell them
you’d need to get cucked by a hedgehog first of all
@SlimeBoyo
It be a weird day when you could use that Quote due to what just happened
Bro even rolled his R's and L's and the final clip. That's fucking funny
"You'll have cheeto puffs... on ya fingas..."😭😭🤣🤣🤣
And Twitch Prime will be mine!
0:07 this just sounds like three kids playing in a sandbox honestly.
2:45 and thus, a meme was born
0:51 The fact this became a meme sound is just so funny
8:33 - 8:58 bowser in a nutshell
"Put the piss stone down right now, you know what piss rock does to your, (blenis)."
"I like what it does to my, (blenis) Eggman."
2:46 This one is my favorite
We need a Sonic Unleashed Dub, so Alfred Coleman can take centre stage as Eggman again
The sheer amount of FURRY JOKES... DEAR GOD...
@@SouthSiren666 yeah I can only imagine what it’s gonna turn into
alfred’s eggman is the best thing ever imo, also the voice over at the end HAHAHAHA i love it
I genuinely was confused why it sounded quieter than normal, just to realize it was the channel doing their own voiceover. They did a great job I thought it was the real thing for a minute!
Eggman: *screams at Shadow for f-ing his wife*
Shadow: yea yea piss off
he pissed off alright 😂
1:17 Trying to pick an Expert lock in Skyrim be like:
he’s so unhinged in the perfect way
10:54
I know Alfred said hed never played a Sonic game in SA2 dub, but the sound he makes after he says "here" and the thing pops out makes me wonder if he didnt know something was gonna pop out.
That sound was Edited in post
4:25 When you need to save your game and go to bed but you happen to be stuck in dialogue.
"What the actual shit?" Got me dead on the floor
"NOOO 😰"
"haha i flushed em down the terlet 😌"
I find this even more impressive due to the ability to find ways to quote all of these glorious lines XD
I swear, I'm out of breath every time I see "I'm going to kill you............ And THEN kill you again." It kills me
The friggin “WHY IS THE CAMERA ZOOMING IN”, and then his “LISTEN” right after is so good 😂😂😂
“Now I have to log in with my- diamond.” IM DYING 🤣
Eggman: "Don't ever f#ck#ng call me that ever again I'll KILL you!!" (Dies instantly).
Shadow: "I'll kill you first"
That had me dying 😂🗿
13:45 eggman pisses on the moon but he doesn’t wanna wake up his mom
The way you rolled the shit outta the R's had me ascending 🤣
Love quoting that 😂
7:49 THE WAY IT CUTS OFF
I feel like Eggman is unfairly mistreated in SA2
the actual game or the fandub (either way, what do you mean by that)?
@@Silent_Mask fandub. And everyone is having se× with his wife. Including a bunch of furries who rarely exceed the hight of 3 foot 3. Frankly, I completely understand why Eggman is on a murder spree
@@Eric_Black134 Oh that's true lmao
@@Silent_Mask WHAT DID THEY SAY?
@@nobodyhereisnamedalized The fandub
"if you live in Baltimore, fuck you" eggman caused the bridge to collapse confirmed??
alfred coleman’s eggman lives in my soul
the part from 4:00 to 4:30 is so underrated
"Going UUUUUUUUUP!"
_jumps down_
10:54 Nobody talks this scene enough. The pop sound affect followed by Eggman being cut abruptly by the explosion KILLS me
11:40 Eggman when Starline:
Roses are red
My dog ate a stick
4:41
Nice
"Okay! I'll rescue you! Don't worry!-"
*"No you won't."*
"Hello Mr. President, or should I say: new dead body" such a hard line
2:08
i did not know this is where that clip came from,
Learn something new everyday
I missed "Not even, not even PUBG. We're going for Fortnite. We'll do Fortnite. We'll create Fortnite. And then we'll get Todd Howard on the team, so he can make Fallout 76 Battle Royale." and "Sans Undertale go into my eyes."
Can't say I quote those
I love how everyone is talking about the 8:46 scene but not the 10:08 to 10:18 scene💀🤣
"GOOOOOIN UP!" *then proceeds to go down*...best one yet, aside from "ayoooooo it's the deviiiiil"
"The Caucasity of this Bi***."
Oh my god the AMAZING evil laugh just followed by “feel good” took me out 🤣
Eggman:"did you see that hot JPEG footage that was just-. *Proceds to shoot every thing down*.
4:16 "and then ERRRRGHHHHHHH and then I pull it out again and then I look at you and I'm like UGHHHHHH"
"the devil, from bible" is one I quote quite often. But most of all "put the piss stone down" is probably the one i quote the most
That last clip does not sound like Albert or the Dub-over person Voicing Eggman.
That's cause I did a lil voice over
Ysss
Lol
@@Silent_Mask Why, if I may ask?
@@mr.reborn5518 ☝️
I just felt doing something comps like these wouldn't do
11:23 me when my friend calls me pookie for the 3243rd time in one hour
ok pookie
12:30 sounds like the end of feel good inc.
You can actually hear someone whispering "feel good" right after 💀
12:32 another reason why I love these videos 😭😭
One my favorites is."Why is the camera zooming in".😂
Would be cool if they did the first sonic adventure
13:58 that isn’t the og sound????????????
You flatter me lol
My favorite part was "the capacity of this bitch" 😂😂😂😂
It's "Caucasity" 😂
He made that dub
10:52 IT WENT BY SO FAST
i didn't see the full title and yet didn't question all the clips being eggman, he's just that funny
I find it so fucking funny that out of everyone in the room he hates tails the most 😂
If somebody makes an R raded sonic media, we know who to pick for voicing Eggman
Animated improv
*Impressive*
Oh my god i just realized, why have they not done real time Dubs for Sonic X? Maybe not whole episodes due to copyright issues most abridged creates face, but like spliced up episodes.
That would be wild, especially if it was season 3. I've been wondering what game they would do next and if there was any other game that would be good for the fandubs, but now that you mention it, Sonic X would be really funny to see. Then again because of copyright I couldn't see how they'd pull it off, even if they did cut the footage up.
@@Silent_Mask They just made shadow so it may be a while
From what I understand, they've decided to move on to dubbing Kingdom Hearts for now.
@@garrusvakarian5326 That's news to me
@@garrusvakarian5326 I couldnt be more excited. Considering the length of that game and the fact that there are non cinematic cutscenes and bosses that are relevant to plot... Id venture to say KH1 will be a total of 3 hours long lol
He's Eggman, yes, the real Eggman,
And those other Robotniks aren't as wild as him, man,
So won't the real Eggman please stand up?
Please stand up? Can't stand up?!
HahahaHAAAHAHA YOU FOOL!
I have 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!!!
@@Silent_Mask YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MY MAIN!!!
@Comic 3176 are you referring to eggfucker1 eggfucker2?
@@comic12558ARE YOU REFERRING TO EGGFUCKER1 EGGFUCKER2 EGGFUCKER3 EGGFUCKER4 EGGFUCKER..
Are you referring to Egg_Fooker1, Egg_Fooker2, Egg-
I can’t stop laughing LOL
Comedy gold 😂
@Silent Mask
Fr tho
0:02 thank you
For what?
For 0:02
"WHY DOES HE HAVE THE WEED!? WHY IS MY BODY DOING THIS THING!??? I'M LIKE A PUPPET ON A STRING!!!"
I love that 99% of these quotes have been turned into memes at one point