I Think I Took Evolving Too Far

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 มิ.ย. 2024
  • I Evolved An Enormous Monster That Destroys Everything
    The ocean is a dangerous place, especially when I'm a deadly fish that eats every living thing. Growing from a harmless little fish to the meanest, ugliest beast is what's in store today and no fish is safe.
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  • @jakskdneo
    @jakskdneo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2076

    I love how his voice sounds so calm as he slowly murders the entire ocean

    • @lordpvt
      @lordpvt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      true

    • @injrg
      @injrg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Its a swamp

    • @vangtanky457
      @vangtanky457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@injrg close enough

    • @Oh_liv_ee_AY
      @Oh_liv_ee_AY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why is your pfp the communist flag XD

    • @madeintexas3d442
      @madeintexas3d442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's because he gained experience from it . If he didn't he would have just turned into a giant fire ball and torched everything.

  • @jacob6116
    @jacob6116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1367

    I feel like if he figured out how to take over the world no one would try and stop him because he so calm about it

    • @ethanchenoweth9720
      @ethanchenoweth9720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He’s as calm and scary as the joker. That’s a compliment tho. The joker is cool. So is DangerouslyFunny.

    • @Kingdo99a
      @Kingdo99a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Not to mention he would find a way to mess it up.

    • @pamfinch286
      @pamfinch286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Who is to say he hasn't already

    • @deathbladeplayswhatever5054
      @deathbladeplayswhatever5054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Side note I have been watching critical role and he would be perfect for the nonagon

    • @erimyagnozkan3135
      @erimyagnozkan3135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      - Mr President DF is taking over the world!
      +Well, he's pretty chill so whatever

  • @leocappin1687
    @leocappin1687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    im surprised this dude hasn't colabed with Gray yet to play rounds and find a way to break the game

  • @jimmysantana4146
    @jimmysantana4146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    "Raise big fish and eat babies"
    DF-2021

    • @Oh_liv_ee_AY
      @Oh_liv_ee_AY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why is your pfp bald skeppy wtf??!!!!

    • @theswampbeast65
      @theswampbeast65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Oh_liv_ee_AY yes

    • @jimmysantana4146
      @jimmysantana4146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Oh_liv_ee_AY Why not?

    • @Oh_liv_ee_AY
      @Oh_liv_ee_AY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jimmysantana4146 good point

    • @alexzhu4278
      @alexzhu4278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Poor fish, has to be raised by DF

  • @alexishernandez5966
    @alexishernandez5966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I feel like DF is the person that can Chop and Gut me into pieces while talking so calmly about his life like a soothing mothers words to her child

    • @badcreations9527
      @badcreations9527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Like a serial killer?

    • @ViviansLibrary
      @ViviansLibrary 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oddly specific.
      are you okay, Alexis?-

    • @Venomzzzz
      @Venomzzzz ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ViviansLibrary He’s definitely calling out for help

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    The mantis shrimp can hold its punch back and gather infinite power.

    • @tigerlily2816
      @tigerlily2816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Infinite power you say? _Infinite?_

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@tigerlily2816 I'm not aware of a limit. The longer you hold, the harder you punch.
      Which is actually true to life; a mantis shrimp's fist-like appendages can quite literally punch through bulletproof glass and Titanium plates, as well as flash-boiling the water behind it.
      Oh, and they can see hundreds of times the colors humans can.

    • @almachizit3207
      @almachizit3207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 that was disproven recently. The reason they can see 26 primary colours is that their brains can't process secondary colours. They can see more unique colours than us (26 vs 8) but not hundreds

    • @ParagonQuille
      @ParagonQuille 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@almachizit3207 that's cool. Kinda disappointing, but cool

    • @sametsahin6863
      @sametsahin6863 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 they can litterally charge their attacks it's like a sling they get their punches but push forward and click them at the point with special hard parts on their arms

  • @botkiller1719
    @botkiller1719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    “It is pretty cute tho you think it’s going to conquer the whole world”

    • @GM.Nobody
      @GM.Nobody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cuteness conquers tge world

    • @bluesap7318
      @bluesap7318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GM.Nobody the

    • @maxeclipse4065
      @maxeclipse4065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bluesap7318 wow thanks for your input. Where would we be without the grammar nazi's like you around? Appreciate your noble service.

    • @bluesap7318
      @bluesap7318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@maxeclipse4065 thank you for your kind words sir. Now since you admire us grammar nazis so much, let me ask you a question. Is it your welcome or you’re welcome?

    • @aperturescienceguy2737
      @aperturescienceguy2737 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a trick

  • @ariaseebold1485
    @ariaseebold1485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Therapy: Will cost you a lot of money
    Watching a DF video: Free

    • @Why72833
      @Why72833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RemMcKoffl3r NO
      WHY^ IS THIS CURSEDISH

    • @eggdog1448
      @eggdog1448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TranquillyFunny

    • @RemMcKoffl3r
      @RemMcKoffl3r 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Why72833 ¯\_[0_0]_/¯

    • @RemMcKoffl3r
      @RemMcKoffl3r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Why72833 its therapy+ ly funny

  • @maskedshadow5365
    @maskedshadow5365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Df's voice in a voice changer is amazing-

    • @jaxsonthegreat14
      @jaxsonthegreat14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "ᴵ'ᵐ ᵗᶦⁿʸ"

    • @FelixtheBard
      @FelixtheBard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How do you do that

    • @jaxsonthegreat14
      @jaxsonthegreat14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@FelixtheBard I put it through a website

    • @Why72833
      @Why72833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jaxsonthegreat14Just learn unicode plus dis it gives you like everything emotes and all like dis thing ² easy oh cept if your windows then you cant do it cause windows is possibly the worst os ever it was good at the start but now is very behind

    • @jaxsonthegreat14
      @jaxsonthegreat14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Why72833 I'm on a phone.

  • @oakslabbb2793
    @oakslabbb2793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    you know you've played too much Subnautica when you notice the thumbnail is a sand shark...

    • @jayv4729
      @jayv4729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fr

    • @sjbreal3224
      @sjbreal3224 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No I only played it for 1 year

  • @soup7096
    @soup7096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    My 2 favorite parts about Df is that I’ve never heard him mad, and he seems perfectly calm with taking over the world

  • @drewsimon7745
    @drewsimon7745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Df is my comfort TH-camr because of his voice

    • @serg4885
      @serg4885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr he's so CUTE

    • @QuoteQuickQuack
      @QuoteQuickQuack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@serg4885 cute? Suthing shure but cute?

    • @dandeleon23
      @dandeleon23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly even in 2x speed its still really nice

    • @QuoteQuickQuack
      @QuoteQuickQuack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dandeleon23 lol

    • @jekebe4858
      @jekebe4858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Bob Ross of youtube, complete with happy little creatures.

  • @TheRealHendrion
    @TheRealHendrion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The title is like:
    I went from being a baby fish to becoming a Subnautica Seizure Shark (aka sand shark)

    • @ImReppen
      @ImReppen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      was looking for a subnautica comment

    • @sjbreal3224
      @sjbreal3224 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ole Martin same

    • @Gamerman-lu9bs
      @Gamerman-lu9bs 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      aka shark with brain damage

  • @pokemongoplayzz7301
    @pokemongoplayzz7301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When you go from a small green fish to a sand shark from subnautica 😂

  • @velocifero4167
    @velocifero4167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Basically Subnautica but you're the Leviathon

    • @justacuriousgoose
      @justacuriousgoose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like a cool game concept ngl

    • @sarahmillen5045
      @sarahmillen5045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the thumbnail litterally has a sand shark

  • @Lyn-vq5xg
    @Lyn-vq5xg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    loving this fish phase we're going through

  • @dank...
    @dank... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    DangerouslyFunny makes my day this much better.

    • @GM.Nobody
      @GM.Nobody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ironic because his gameplan is to ruin others(not really)

  • @kadenadams171
    @kadenadams171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how calm he is even when all of his progress is lost 😂

  • @xavieralarcon6550
    @xavieralarcon6550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Not completely sure how you went from fish feed and grow to subnautica but you do you

  • @maybelater3209
    @maybelater3209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Thanks DF, for the years of entertainment. It brings me something to look forward to everyday.

  • @rangervondanger9973
    @rangervondanger9973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "UHHH, yeah this is mine thank you, I'll eat you in just a moment"

  • @danielszmit2073
    @danielszmit2073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Last time I was this early DF was still streaming Stardew Valley

  • @adenveurink1744
    @adenveurink1744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    is no one gunna talk about the sand shark from subnautica in the thumbnail

  • @thomaspcs
    @thomaspcs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Finally I’ve been waiting for the new episode of this I clicked so fast

  • @bennanbobales2358
    @bennanbobales2358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Are we just going to sleep on the fact that he posted so early

    • @johnbracewell3700
      @johnbracewell3700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wish we could get a double upload

    • @TheGameDextras
      @TheGameDextras 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah we're just gonna sleep tonight instead

  • @Akomi_Chan
    @Akomi_Chan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Provided i don't get eaten by something bigger than me" *gets eaten by something bigger*
    he jinxed himself as soon as he recorded xD

  • @ratvey
    @ratvey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That's all it takes now, *two single bites* to eat the whole catfish. -DF 2021

  • @unoccupiedcatbrain1712
    @unoccupiedcatbrain1712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Thank you df for always spending 8 years in game to deliver an entertaining video

  • @jomsviking379
    @jomsviking379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "My fish handles like Titanic because it's really long and really large"

  • @soarwaged9630
    @soarwaged9630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love that his voice sounds so calm and peacefull

  • @codyhood3061
    @codyhood3061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    DF: look I got to level 42
    Me: *sigh “Well I won’t say I didn’t see this coming.”

  • @chaoticcaffination
    @chaoticcaffination 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    When you become the Pam of fish-

  • @kamov2006
    @kamov2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    You can't evolve into a monster when you already one inside.

    • @tigerlily2816
      @tigerlily2816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes you can. Devil-Satan-Hell itself

    • @Delt4Ech0
      @Delt4Ech0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Parabéns Shakespeare do século 21

  • @k0vert.
    @k0vert. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    nice

  • @ragadoodle
    @ragadoodle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When you evolve into a subnautica fish

  • @thedevilsguardfox1651
    @thedevilsguardfox1651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Its hillarious how I'm eating this salmon I cooked as I watch this

  • @skyrod0862
    @skyrod0862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “You look bitable come here” said in the most calm way possible

  • @suckmeloser9971
    @suckmeloser9971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I recognized that fish in the thumbnail it’s the sand shark (I think it’s what it’s called) from subnautica

  • @Kerwuddy1
    @Kerwuddy1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love you DF. I’ve been watching for years and you’ve helped me thru some really tough times! Thank you for doing what you do

  • @rinthedimensionhopper9007
    @rinthedimensionhopper9007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Apparently having like a bunch of kids is essentially like being a group of piranhas which means very scary

  • @garrettmeep1228
    @garrettmeep1228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I just want to know what happens if all goals finish

  • @projectphoenix4139
    @projectphoenix4139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    was hoping you would upload more of these sort of videos, this game is so fun to watch and your voice with commentary helps it keep up the good work!

  • @BlueRGuy
    @BlueRGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's so strong, he turned into sand shark from subnautica

  • @freakcruz361
    @freakcruz361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Why the heck do you have a special voice like i never heard someone with that voice

    • @freakcruz361
      @freakcruz361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@reuelrawat3884 not even close doesn't sound not even close to him

    • @jaspersneyers4559
      @jaspersneyers4559 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Search antonioash

  • @phsteve6316
    @phsteve6316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the lvl 999 fish from the thumbnail is a sandshark from the game subnautica if anyone's wondering

  • @duncanjala
    @duncanjala 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    An enormous monster that destroys everything. Sounds like Pam

  • @adamk9668
    @adamk9668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I'll eat its food and then eat it: The ultimate insult."

  • @dhearyzikrimuhammad_0366
    @dhearyzikrimuhammad_0366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    a quick psa, if your hunger bar is full, stand still to digest faster, and that digesting is the thing that gives you sudden bursts of exp
    also, if you're full, you can't swallow

  • @whither1098
    @whither1098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Keep up the amazing work man

  • @TheFat0ne
    @TheFat0ne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why does his voice fit the baby fish so well

  • @TheAyanamiRei
    @TheAyanamiRei 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    There is something so hypnotic about listening to you and watching these games that makes it hard to stop watching and do anything else.
    You have a nice and soothing voice. Ever thought about doing some ASMR

  • @drewkimber5804
    @drewkimber5804 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how his voice is so calm why he slowly kills the ocean

  • @itsamodiatib2653
    @itsamodiatib2653 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:35 big fish: Imma take them all thank you

  • @lastheartbeats
    @lastheartbeats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know why, but I love watching you play this game lol

  • @Akashathesilentassassin
    @Akashathesilentassassin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me: *Sees thumbnail*
    Also me: Subnautica is that you?
    (Seriously, I swear that was a SandShark from Subnautica on there lol(

  • @sarahmillen5045
    @sarahmillen5045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    from a green murder baseball to a sand shark from subnautica

  • @ieama9023
    @ieama9023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You changed your thumbnail to a subnautica creature. Nice!

  • @bradgould215
    @bradgould215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    man, i honestly love this man

  • @ajdinalty4524
    @ajdinalty4524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how there is sandshark from subnautica as lvl 999 in intro

  • @steez8997
    @steez8997 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    not only are the videos good but yo voice is extremely calm so it’s nice to watch at night

  • @sneakysnake7695
    @sneakysnake7695 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gar need more recognition, poor prehistoric fish need to be protected

  • @jackshotgamer9509
    @jackshotgamer9509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey, I don’t know If you know this, but if you chew the meat (bite down on it multiple times) you actually get more xp from the meat, the smaller the pieces, the more efficient the xp gain is

  • @caelmcfarland4697
    @caelmcfarland4697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We just gonna ignore the Sand Shark from Subnautica in the thumbnail?

  • @soonmeekim930
    @soonmeekim930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please make more of these adorable videos. I just found out my husbands deployment might be extended because of idiotic peoples decision to break expensive equipment. I have little sanity and patience left, these give me extra hope and laughter 😂

  • @aidenmclaughlin1076
    @aidenmclaughlin1076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really enjoy the Feed an Grow Fish game episodes!

  • @tugboattheflatgamer2246
    @tugboattheflatgamer2246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When you’re so early that there’s negative comments

  • @VegaFic
    @VegaFic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fun fact : the 4 eyed fish on the thumbnail is a sandshark and it's from Subnautica

  • @carlosrodriguez-pf2cf
    @carlosrodriguez-pf2cf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The intro look like this fish in the game turned into the sandshark from subnautica 😭🤣

  • @Hana1LuLu
    @Hana1LuLu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seeing the mating button pop up when he was next to that small fry of a fish is unsettling

  • @anubis63000jd
    @anubis63000jd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this series so much. More please!

  • @milkythehusky
    @milkythehusky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    its really cute at the start for something that will eat everything in existance

  • @JudasMahorn
    @JudasMahorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lvl 1: piranha
    Lvl 999: Sandshark

  • @joaomatos8211
    @joaomatos8211 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Who does he think he is"
    "We're just gonna let the good times roll"
    I saw what you did DF, I got the song stuck in my head now. Thanks for the memories anyway

  • @meepmeep3397
    @meepmeep3397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Still waiting for the inevitable crab run

  • @jamesbegin8370
    @jamesbegin8370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    From guppy to sandshark
    Life is beautiful

  • @wolf-rot
    @wolf-rot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I wish I could raise the big fish and eat the babies." -DangerouslyFunny 2021

  • @All_For_Him51
    @All_For_Him51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Also DF you should 100% play subnautica though it’s so much fun

  • @nice-boi5828
    @nice-boi5828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how he used the sand shark from subnautica in the thumbnail

  • @lucirus6995
    @lucirus6995 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol u are so funny 😂😂😂😂
    Just randomly saw this vid but im gonna sub and like

  • @chrishubbard64
    @chrishubbard64 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This seems like a new version of that classic flash game where you start off as a tiny fish and have to dodge the bigger fish like a game of frogger while eating anything smaller till you are so big you fill the screen and win the game.

  • @All_For_Him51
    @All_For_Him51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The thumbnail looks like a sand shark from subnautica though

  • @pinkboy1181
    @pinkboy1181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s good that he’s supporting small games

  • @Harper180
    @Harper180 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    his uploads are so frequent, and i love it

  • @jawadhejazi6769
    @jawadhejazi6769 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every single day im just waiting for df to just get a video since they improve everyone's day

  • @hepatitisf7495
    @hepatitisf7495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the fact that the fish on the right in the thumbnail is just a sand shark from Subnautica

    • @spc4025
      @spc4025 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I knew I wasn’t the only one to realize that

  • @Zorgdub
    @Zorgdub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is DF ever going to do the "raise babies" quest to unlock his ultimate form? At first I thought that there'd be no way he'd bother raising kids, but then I realized that he could eat them when he's done. He might go for that...

  • @Luos_83
    @Luos_83 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    All other fish hear the danger music when DF is near.

  • @meh4328
    @meh4328 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:00 bruh that was so funny you should keep doing funny stuff like that Df

  • @AbsolutelynotatallpleaseIbeg
    @AbsolutelynotatallpleaseIbeg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The thumbnail lv.999 reminds me of a sand shark from subnautica

  • @christiandark9
    @christiandark9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this has been my top 3 favorite youtuber of all time and will forever be my top 3 even after he retired from youtube if he ever will

  • @michelledannie6189
    @michelledannie6189 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I need more of this vids its sooooo good :)

  • @tobesismadcool
    @tobesismadcool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fish in the thumbnail looks like a sandshark from subnautica

  • @purrtycatinthebox5426
    @purrtycatinthebox5426 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:19 that voice my heart AAAAAAAA

  • @grimfrostyz6980
    @grimfrostyz6980 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this dudes videos so much

  • @thatcoolnerd955
    @thatcoolnerd955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just so you know, you get more xp from chewing the meat chunks into smaller chunks. Makes leveling go much faster

  • @Matthew_Murray
    @Matthew_Murray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It really goes to show how he can make a game I honestly don't care about into one of the best relaxing experiences to watch. Also, I believe that fish is a Gar if anyone cares to know and yes they can get that big

  • @tklaver930
    @tklaver930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The shark in the tumbnail looks like the sandshark from subnautica

  • @4pThorpy
    @4pThorpy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favourite fish on this game was always the "Grouper" since you don't damage the other fish to eat their chunks...you just inhale them like Kirby

  • @williamalexander7481
    @williamalexander7481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love him playing this game.

  • @mattevans4377
    @mattevans4377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Either the AI is really smart, or this game is multiplayer and I hadn't noticed.