Pippa and Kirschey tell childhood stories

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  • @CarlMakesVideos
    @CarlMakesVideos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    Kirsche is to Pippa as Pippa is to us. She's Pippa's Pippa.

    • @jlGenozzV
      @jlGenozzV ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Kischey makes Pippa blink, I need more of these colabs

    • @IncelopeMori
      @IncelopeMori ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Pure poetry

    • @tylercoon1791
      @tylercoon1791 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pippa^2

    • @destroyallfurries
      @destroyallfurries ปีที่แล้ว

      when has pippa ever told a story even close to kirche stories

    • @My10thAccount
      @My10thAccount ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@destroyallfurries
      Pippa is just your average Appalachian Citizen, Kirsche grew up a place like the city from Judge Dread or a 40k Underhive. All things considered she seems relatively functional. Not sure how, but hey the lord works in mysterious ways and all that crap.

  • @KageMinowara
    @KageMinowara 2 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    I hope Fishman poaches Kirschey. All this trauma would make her an excellent addition to the Sad Girl team.

    • @milhy6567
      @milhy6567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Excuse you, fishman prefers the word "saved", its better for pr

    • @gamercow4297
      @gamercow4297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@milhy6567 no adopt what you mean

    • @ab2aasd
      @ab2aasd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This is more of a rescue than anything else

    • @Tang-qi6zw
      @Tang-qi6zw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Kirschey is indy, isn't she? So she'd be adopted or scouted or hired, and not rescued or poached.

    • @Te1os
      @Te1os 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm pretty sure she applied to PC so there's a nonzero chance!

  • @darkmega97
    @darkmega97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    You got to admire how Kirschey is one of the few people that's able to make Pippa recoil from the shit she says

  • @freedantheeternal
    @freedantheeternal ปีที่แล้ว +181

    "Kirsche, are you a GTA protagonist?"
    That just made it all click and make sense to me.

  • @jackofblades3998
    @jackofblades3998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    Listening to girls talk about their lives and make cute noises with anime avatars on screen makes my brain produce the feel good juice

    • @junaidazam12
      @junaidazam12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I can not think of better words to describe this .

    • @Ulta_Nagenki
      @Ulta_Nagenki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@junaidazam12 'poggers'

    • @nickkorkodylas5005
      @nickkorkodylas5005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yeaaaahhh... white and thick...

    • @17kbps
      @17kbps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      except the story was anything but "cute" 💀

    • @bobdike1850
      @bobdike1850 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mmmmm dopamine n shieeet

  • @teppizini
    @teppizini 2 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    I just hope Kirschey finds a way to a nice quiet wholesome life with no complications. I feel like she deserves that after all of this.

    • @TheKyrix82
      @TheKyrix82 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      She would die of boredom in three weeks

    • @My10thAccount
      @My10thAccount ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@TheKyrix82
      Take it from someone who’s seen similar shit in life, after enough madness all you want is to not go back. The only people who desire action and craziness are those who’ve never had to deal with it.

    • @Christopher-eq1rn
      @Christopher-eq1rn 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@My10thAccount god aint that the truth

  • @affablesage9582
    @affablesage9582 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    Kirsche's life is an actual supervillain origin story. Holy balls.

    • @Enchie
      @Enchie หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      But instead of becoming evil, she accepts the evil and focuses on the good.

    • @Pan_Z
      @Pan_Z 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      But instead of evil, she became an anime fox that rants about Communism.

    • @epgamer1145
      @epgamer1145 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      And you wonder why she is how she is

  • @genyatus
    @genyatus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Guess my parents being alcoholics is a low tier issue

    • @epgamer1145
      @epgamer1145 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah that’s some rookie level problems.

  • @MrOnepiece14
    @MrOnepiece14 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Kirsche makes me super grateful for my upbringing. Sure my mother was physically abusive to her sons and took her excon brother's side at the drop of a hat, but dang, we didn't have it like Kirche did. Good God, bless you Kirsche.

    • @commanderruv8869
      @commanderruv8869 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Damn that's rough man.

    • @labrynianrebel
      @labrynianrebel หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's rough buddy

  • @erikjimenez8671
    @erikjimenez8671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    You forgot that her mom had a certain tattoo on her chest and she was associated with a certain group. Overall, it was the most Kino stream in history.

    • @damnedlegionaire
      @damnedlegionaire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Was it the Windmill of Friendship, by chance?

    • @randacnam7321
      @randacnam7321 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@damnedlegionaire You mean the oldest known religious iconography in history?
      Yes. Yes it is.

    • @RailwayScholar
      @RailwayScholar ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@randacnam7321Not really, the hooks are to the right, not to the left.

    • @RailwayScholar
      @RailwayScholar ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you guys think Kirsche took over some of that ideology? cuz I saw a stream of her where she defended some weird anti-socialist-jewish conspiracy theory. which is weird cuz apparently she experienced first hand how fucked up Nazis are in the head.

    • @anhnguyenhoang210
      @anhnguyenhoang210 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The nutsze?

  • @AhHereWeGo
    @AhHereWeGo ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Kirche wasn’t a mistake, she was definitely a planned baby….. her dad probably wasn’t involved with that planning, but her mom definitely was

  • @OmegaGlops
    @OmegaGlops 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    The subtle yet visible smirk that Pippa makes at 7:42 when Kirschey says "Carolina" is 😂👌

  • @Nershedify
    @Nershedify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    This is why I like Phase Connect.

  • @haflife2486
    @haflife2486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    ....I....I...I dont know what to say...I hope Kirschey is safe now and lives a better life. I can't imagine living through that shit and having such a good attitude about everything...

    • @rairaur2234
      @rairaur2234 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Rough childhood creates either broken or strong people.
      In the latter case, when they grow up and become independent, most the usual life's problems seem so small and trivial in comparison to what they had to experience as kids that being positive and chill becomes quite easy.
      Too bad, as far as I at least can tell, _most_ people become just broken.

    • @Enchie
      @Enchie ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@rairaur2234
      Kirsche is that strange mix of the two, leaning towards broken.

    • @kovi-kovi-viko
      @kovi-kovi-viko 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@rairaur2234 it's pretty much the way things just are. these broken people would then lead lives of their own. depending on how lucky these kids are, they'll have a broken parent guiding them, and chances are what they'll say or teach them is either twisted or bent...
      pair it with justifications about the way they do things, as well as not giving a crap about things either because they've grown old or it doesn't benefit them. in my case I do have someone in my family who's I guess strong, whatever it is that they were being taught though certainly led me down a path where I spent most of my childhood in a room with no proper figure -- having separated parents was the cherry on top. apparently you're much stronger when you don't rely on people or raised yourself from your own two hands, they say.
      even then I'm glad I didn't have it as rough as kirschey or hell, anyfuckingbody that's for sure. I just don't know what that makes me a broken person, a strong one, or none of them at all. but this sort of vibe vtubers have where they just keep going after all that does give me that little hope.
      if they made it, then I could make it too - or something like that. I'm not sure if it comes off as copium or even anything of that sort

  • @chance9512
    @chance9512 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Huh... So that's why i like kirsche. That "neglected kid of a drug dealer" vibe drew me in without me even realizing it

  • @AzeharaCh
    @AzeharaCh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Kirs is a goddamn national treasure.

  • @sindol3925
    @sindol3925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    This stream sure is a gold mine

  • @Aralaas
    @Aralaas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I know she's over it and she's not a delicate little flower but I wanna give her a hug.

  • @PlanktonWhisperer
    @PlanktonWhisperer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    LEC out here getting infinite millage out of like 2 streams and I'm here for it

  • @goblinsandgators5811
    @goblinsandgators5811 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Kirsche needs a hug so bad. Holy shit. Granted all we see of her is her clips and streams, but at least seemingly enough she is well put together.

  • @antigrav6004
    @antigrav6004 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This was like watching the hills have eyes but its someone's childhood. I hope it set her up for better decision making

    • @RailwayScholar
      @RailwayScholar ปีที่แล้ว +3

      idk she follows some weird conspiracy theories, she might follow in her sweet mother's footsteps

    • @bandohjfusion
      @bandohjfusion 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@RailwayScholarIf you said that to her irl she'd probably and rightfully kick your teeth in.

  • @Exmachinagamma
    @Exmachinagamma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I need more of this. Sounds like my childhood. I'm 40.

    • @epgamer1145
      @epgamer1145 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Everyone has some wild experiences.

  • @Xenick289
    @Xenick289 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Kirsche is the best unofficial Phase member!

  • @Drowronin
    @Drowronin ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Jessi Slaughter is ancient knowledge" damn, and I remember a time before the internet existed.

  • @zero9112
    @zero9112 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Reminds me of the time I casually told my new American classmates that the Catholic orphanage that I grew up in Mexico had weekly R word sessions to "reward" good behavior. I said it like it was something to be proud of. I will never forget the look on their faces.

    • @tiecoonracoon3630
      @tiecoonracoon3630 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What the fuck.

    • @theredtechnician
      @theredtechnician 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Um, what?

    • @zero9112
      @zero9112 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@theredtechnician yep. What is considered horrible life changing trauma in developed countries is just called Tuesday night in 3rd world countries. A minor inconvenience but we didn't know better and actually thought it was normal behavior.

    • @emperorkiva8063
      @emperorkiva8063 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Wait what's the R word.

    • @zero9112
      @zero9112 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@emperorkiva8063 I can't say it directly sucks. It is the one about forcing onto others

  • @nguyenho5859
    @nguyenho5859 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Quite surprised that she still grew up as a “normal” adult

  • @generalweeb10
    @generalweeb10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Kirschey is something else, but man do I love her stories

  • @brandondias5622
    @brandondias5622 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Stories like Kirsche's are wild to hear as someone who had such a normal upbringing. Dad with a stable office job, stay at home mom, big cozy house with my own room and plenty of toys, stability and routine, both parents love each other to death and always treated me so sweet and kind, hardly ever so much as raising their voices at me. Maybe I'm pretty soft as a result but I still feel so lucky when I hear stories like these.

    • @epgamer1145
      @epgamer1145 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      “Easy times create weak people” type of rule.
      Even as messed up as some peoples upbringings are, it shapes people into some incredible people.

  • @thehotsoup9844
    @thehotsoup9844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    God dude...do they like...need a hug? I'm so concerned

  • @RadStorm4988
    @RadStorm4988 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You know i had a feeling these 2 were from the south. But this episode definitely proved me right

    • @lupusebrius
      @lupusebrius ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Kirsche is from Boston originally. She lives in the south right now, but is trying to move back to new England.

  • @cobaltprime9467
    @cobaltprime9467 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have never wanted to give someone a comforting hug more than right now

  • @jayeisenhardt1337
    @jayeisenhardt1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    7:27 Holy mother of Maury and Jerry Springer!

  • @WinchesterLock
    @WinchesterLock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I always love when these two get together

  • @SlaaneshiChosen_Carmena
    @SlaaneshiChosen_Carmena 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    If she went to SaintCroie, that was DEFINITELY hells angels business. They are crazy active up there.

  • @wizardbeard69
    @wizardbeard69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    lol, i loved these collabs with Pippa and Kischey lol

  • @GameMastersKip
    @GameMastersKip ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oh my God that poor girl.

  • @Cajaquarius
    @Cajaquarius ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Pippas eyes are the funniest sh*t.

  • @felixgutierrez993
    @felixgutierrez993 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As fuckin batshit balls to walls, sweat mother Mary and Joseph ass stories Kirscheys life stories is... I could listen all day!👌😂
    Fuggin Murica

  • @1Lordgore
    @1Lordgore ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Kirsche picking up the schizo kid for a car ride through blown up minefield/warzone and saying ´I got stuff to show you. See that? That’s where i grew up.’ God damn!

  • @tzardnickolasthelitromanov
    @tzardnickolasthelitromanov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    They already have in GTA. One of the dlc's in the 4th game; let's you play as a knock-off hells angels-type of biker gang (They aren't by name, but it's obvious they are based off them). They are even in GTA 5 too, there the ones that get attacked (including the very same protagonist that you played in the said dlc). ((uh; the same guy, who also gets curbed-stomped by Trevor during the intro scene of him)) also by Trevor in his first mission that you blow up the trailers

  • @cstinson207
    @cstinson207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Lol Jessie slaughter

    • @9895-j9c
      @9895-j9c 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      takes me back good old days of 4chan we bullied the shit out of he and her father back then kind of feel a little bad for it now partially because that singer she claimed to be having sex with when she was 11 actually turned out to be a serial child molester so i guess consequences will never be the same cos we dun goofed on that one

  • @Grissbane
    @Grissbane ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That was a fuckin rabbit hole I wasn't prepared for

  • @Scudboy17
    @Scudboy17 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Holy crap. I think I'm related to Kirschey. We share some family stories at the very least.

  • @felixgutierrez993
    @felixgutierrez993 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    If any other Vtuber was more deranged then Pippa... its gotta be her! 🤣🇺🇸🦅

  • @MaxAngor
    @MaxAngor ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I ken to Kirsche's past. If mom hadn't decided to turn her life around before she had me and my brother. She and dad rode with HAs but then they dropped flags and mom went to work for the state and dad went to work for an AG college.

  • @probablyfacetious2895
    @probablyfacetious2895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    "For illegally selling firearms"
    Kirschey's mom is a based second-amendment enjoyer?

    • @Niyucuatro
      @Niyucuatro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Shall not be infringed. amirite?

    • @davidsplooge14
      @davidsplooge14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      but who's she selling to though?

    • @kavky
      @kavky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No she's the reason why more laws and restrictions are being pushed.

    • @probablyfacetious2895
      @probablyfacetious2895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kavky the reason more laws and restrictions are being pushed is to have an increasingly disarmed populace that cannot defend itself from its government.
      If you buy into *any* other reason, you're a mark.

    • @kavky
      @kavky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@probablyfacetious2895 To correct myself, she is used as a Trojan horse to push for those laws.

  • @superbad8008
    @superbad8008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That Cat-Person had a fucked childhood.

  • @bloblon3131
    @bloblon3131 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    She's perfect

  • @George-9998
    @George-9998 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    These are some very classic moments. This was my first introduction to Kirsche as well!

  • @tristanseaver9054
    @tristanseaver9054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I think I'd do pretty well on the meme SAT

  • @MasterAsra
    @MasterAsra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Well damn that's a blast fro mthe past.

  • @norwegianwiking
    @norwegianwiking ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kirsche should be happy she didnt get the Sammy and Vicky Weaver treatment

  • @KnightRider378
    @KnightRider378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don’t know if it’s because I watched this at 1:30 in the morning, but this was absolutely fucking surreal to hear.

  • @vitortakara7090
    @vitortakara7090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    there is only one word to describe what i just head
    surreal

  • @jagar5580
    @jagar5580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Pipner

  • @capitans12
    @capitans12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    HUEHUEHUE!

  • @osiris7127
    @osiris7127 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    5:11
    Jesus...

  • @Johan_the_Marshal
    @Johan_the_Marshal ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love these stories the 2d bunni and the png foxo are telling each other…

  • @GTA_500
    @GTA_500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pippa's Pippa .

  • @skolkor
    @skolkor ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Certainly never heard this story from Hololive.

  • @IncelopeMori
    @IncelopeMori ปีที่แล้ว +3

    pippa asking if kirscheys mom could get krocodile 😂 uhh, pippa, krocodile wasn’t really a thing until like 2002-2004 ish, I don’t think it even existed in the ‘90s anywhere. 😬

  • @AHMbros4life
    @AHMbros4life ปีที่แล้ว

    Kirsche's mom was playing 4D chess

  • @oTryHardz
    @oTryHardz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Holy shit that was wild

  • @Skywolfhd20
    @Skywolfhd20 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that's a very saturated pippa

  • @jdgx95
    @jdgx95 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have never vibed with a Vtuber more than kirsche

  • @schaddenkorp6977
    @schaddenkorp6977 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Kirsche’s mother is a full blown grade A narcissist.

  • @jake_from_state7143
    @jake_from_state7143 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kirsche is basically Mark Wahlberg’s character from the fighter

  • @Gebora
    @Gebora 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    good god...

  • @gregd806
    @gregd806 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is Kirsche A New yorker? I hear it in her accent at times.

    • @My10thAccount
      @My10thAccount ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Apparently she’s from Boston. No proof, but that’s what I’ve heard. Her youth reminds me of my Father’s youth.

  • @konekokaruderon7271
    @konekokaruderon7271 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh Maii gah I can relate to her childhood 😂 yes I feels you

  • @CR-KAJ8
    @CR-KAJ8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow that's sad.

  • @maimox664
    @maimox664 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Kirsche is very strong
    Glad she's far from her Mother

  • @Ilbram_Harker
    @Ilbram_Harker 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wow, Kirsche is a perfect Kentucky Wife... who knew? Lol, jk.

  • @peterclaymore2239
    @peterclaymore2239 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What game are they playing in the background

  • @Shrouded_Mind
    @Shrouded_Mind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Are they related?

  • @N1mdok
    @N1mdok 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    wife frfr. also why did you spent the effort to put kirsche on the left

  • @markchang2964
    @markchang2964 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:40 wow. how did Kirsche survive??

  • @ericgolightly8450
    @ericgolightly8450 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Holy hell

  • @BeldansFire
    @BeldansFire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    O.O ...

  • @antthefool7637
    @antthefool7637 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jesus Christ

  • @Lassila96
    @Lassila96 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Erm…

  • @Themetalwookie666
    @Themetalwookie666 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yeah, gotta love them fucked up childhood memories. Also probably not a good thing that I find all of these stories kinda hot.

  • @youngthinker1
    @youngthinker1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's a redemption thing.
    Everyone who is religious goes through it. The power of sex will cleanse them and make it right.

    • @RailwayScholar
      @RailwayScholar ปีที่แล้ว +12

      what

    • @youngthinker1
      @youngthinker1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RailwayScholar This is a joke about hedonism; the main religion of the West.
      You suffer from something, then it is due to not having sex.
      Your relationship fails, then it is due to the sexual connection.
      Tis ridiculous.

  • @rmode668
    @rmode668 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The old rent a center hide trick, did not work for us :( they took our tv