*_BRAAaAaAaAINS!_* Peruvian diplomat: Yes, I hear you, but we are unable to oblige such a request. May we offer... something else, please? Zombies: *_BRA--_* **clears throat** Well, certainly. Since you asked so nicely... what do you have in mind?
Bitter may be good at the game but even great players who beat Operation Spring Awakening in the Battle of the Seelow Heights mod won't be able to figure out everything in the game.
In the end the zombies were just misunderstood, rhey were all huggers, you were filled with love by their embrace so everyone who got hugged became a hugger themselves
Allies: Let's let the Zombies be a free Democratic nation! Even if they tried to eat all of us. Hitler: Well now, I guess I have a perfect excuse to take over the world.
It was basically like the zombies wanted to vote for referendum if they can vote Like this Eat Brains Never Eat Brains Vote Vote Lol maybe not like this
@@whitezombie10 It's because the UK or whatever allied power. Puppeted the Zombies. And since they puppeted the zombies, the zombies turned from regular zombies to democratic Zombies. And so the Allies were like, "oh you're democratic? Well here's like half the world as compensation in order for you to be our ally." Edit: as for who they are probably enemies with. Either Germany or The Soviets.
@@whitezombie10 (My last reply was deleted) Well they were now Democratic Zombies after they were puppeted. So the Allies just gave them half the world as compensation for the Zombie Horde to become an ally of the Western powers.
5:52 😭 omfg I laughed so hard on this one, just imagine zombie diplomates, all sitting in a conference room, speaking their zombie gibberish and signing a fucking peace treaty with Peru omfg🤣
5:50-6:02 The Zombie Horde is like the average HOI4 player: Got into a land war in South America, realized how crappy the supply is there and now needs time to build its logistics
@@outrider425 One of the proposals on solving the "Jewish question" was to forcibly send all of the european jews to Madascar after the defeat of France. Of course, it was entirely uneconomic, so Nazis chose... different alternative
I love how nobody talks about goering somehow getting a house zombie lmao. When the even popped up the only reasonable explanation is that he went to france and just stole one 😭.
Nah ain't no way the allies literally liberated the zombie horde and made them democratic. 😂😂😂😂😂 "You know we may be a mindless horde of the undead but I do like the idea of voting." - a zombie
If you try this mod too, I've seen someone say the mutated version of the zombies have 500% hardness. Dunno how true that is, but I also think the zombies cant pierce tanks, so they might be the best strategy anyway
To avoid England.. well, being England and kicking you from the faction. There is a game rule called "Kick from faction" which you can set to "Never" to avoid this happening.
In terms of human cooperation and time expended, at least in this video, the zombie horde has been much better than ww2, but in the kills, well, you can probably already see the answer, almost all of America, the middle east, parts of Africa, Russia, and parts of Europe turned into desolated terrains with nothing but dead
@@llama878 Yeah And That's Not Counting The World War That's Gonna Happen 2 Seconds After That, In Wich Germany Saves The World From Democratic Zombies And Then The Other World War In Wich Germany Just Achieves TNO +++
In English, all countries were historically referred to as “her” when speaking metaphorically. Whether this is related to the fact that countries/states/provinces are generally feminine in Latin too is unclear.
@@roryokane5907 except for Germany which we still call the fatherland because it is the fatherland. in German it would be Vaterland. also English is a Germanic language with most of our most used words being derived from German and on top of that English does not use gendered language so it is kind of irrelevant what Latin uses to refer to countries we use whatever the country uses. we refer to our country as a her because we view female things as something of value that needs to be taken care of like a car or lady liberty
@@Bitt3rSteel Sorry I read the code wrong. It is Czechoslovakia can't be in a faction with you while you're at war. There seems to be a display issue there. Here is the relevant code: available = { is_subject = no has_army_manpower = { size > 724999 } #80 div NOT = { AND = { CZE = { is_in_faction_with = GER } has_war = yes } } } NOT = { AND { means not both. The case where they are at war with you gets handled by the bypass.
do encirclements even do anything? usually it lets you kill divisions quickly by depleting their org while they have nowhere to retreat to but ... you can't do that to zombies and it's not like they'll be starving for supplies because its not like the zombies had supply lines to begin with
I had a lot of runs on this mod, one of my favourites, you should try play as ZCOM, it's so much fun seeing the world fall as you fortify and build up Cyprus, and then reclaim the world, firstly by island hopping in the Mediterranean and capturing a few ports here and there, then invading Italy from different sides seizing precious resources and factories, move forward from there and province by province, state by state, country by country you liberate the world. I have so much fun playing as ZCOM that most of my runs end after 1960, you should really try it.
I played this mod last night as Germany and you'll never guess this but the allies also kicked me from their faction. The AI is so unbelievably stupid sometimes
I played as France once here lol I let the allies fight the zombies while I focus on making my land forces stronger then declared war on the Soviets and Germans after the war 💀
Yeah the major prob with this mod is that usually Uk kicks u from the faction(and the mechanics pretty much make puppetign impossible bc they are freed when they join the United faction) and that the zombie spawning mechanics mean that there’s a 72 division stack in the middle of India. It’s very easy to get some big attack divisions there and camp.
Hey Bitter Steel, can you make a video of France testing to unite the crowns of Spain, Portugal and France? Hatless Spider is currently working on it also, seems like a nice challenge. Also, you become mega powerful if you do it, so try doing it against a super-buffed Germany, should make a nice challenge (: Should be even better on RT56 mod, but I don’t know if it’s possible to unite the crowns there 🤷♂️
"I don't understand why the UK does what it does" -Bitt3rSteel The German people have been trying and failing to understand that for the past five hundred years, you're in good company.
*_BRAAaAaAaAINS!_*
Peruvian diplomat: Yes, I hear you, but we are unable to oblige such a request. May we offer... something else, please?
Zombies: *_BRA--_* **clears throat** Well, certainly. Since you asked so nicely... what do you have in mind?
Trains, Grains and Potato Strains.
"I don't need Anti-Tank/Hard attack" followed up by "Why isn't this enemy armored unit taking any damage?" strikes again.
Classic Bitter
Bitter may be good at the game but even great players who beat Operation Spring Awakening in the Battle of the Seelow Heights mod won't be able to figure out everything in the game.
He gets too used to fighting the AI and only needing soft attack lol.
"Guys I know they just tried to eat us, but how bout we leave them as a nation?"
“Make them Democratic too!”
“Yeah good idea”
In the end the zombies were just misunderstood, rhey were all huggers, you were filled with love by their embrace so everyone who got hugged became a hugger themselves
@@cyriell And the hugs make ketchup!
Allies: Let's let the Zombies be a free Democratic nation! Even if they tried to eat all of us.
Hitler: Well now, I guess I have a perfect excuse to take over the world.
“I can fix him” - The allies
Bruh ain't no way the Allies just puppeted the zombie horde turning them into MOTHERF*CKING DEMOCRATIC ZOMBIES 😂😂😂
It was basically like the zombies wanted to vote for referendum if they can vote
Like this
Eat Brains Never Eat Brains
Vote Vote
Lol maybe not like this
Apparently there is a way 🤣
I’m just imagining a parliament led by zombies
@@Lady_Amelia-Eloise
That would 100% be a better and more stable government than like 25-50% of all governments around the world.
@@Lady_Amelia-Eloise thats just congress
World: Thank you for saving us!
Germany: I wouldn’t say “saved”, more “under new management”
The allies leaving the zombies in half of the world:
@@whitezombie10
It's because the UK or whatever allied power.
Puppeted the Zombies.
And since they puppeted the zombies, the zombies turned from regular zombies to democratic Zombies.
And so the Allies were like, "oh you're democratic? Well here's like half the world as compensation in order for you to be our ally."
Edit: as for who they are probably enemies with.
Either Germany or The Soviets.
@@whitezombie10
(My last reply was deleted)
Well they were now Democratic Zombies after they were puppeted.
So the Allies just gave them half the world as compensation for the Zombie Horde to become an ally of the Western powers.
@@whitezombie10
Well that's because they were puppeted.
They turned into Democratic Zombies.
Lebensraum at last
The mutated zombies have 500% hardness so they actually heal from soft attacks, which is why only the hard attack divs did anything
They picked up a sheet of iron and just carry it around
Wait no… bucket heads
Bro is following the North Korea diet.
Germany: Literally saves the world from zombies
Also Germany: Can't be in the anti-zombie faction
AI never disappoints us being dumb
Sea HR3??
不不，我覺得這很人性，看看台灣就是一個例子
It’s cause Germany is the only country that has a faction gamestart and that faction can stay with only one country
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'Saves' the world lol
Bitter: "zombie difficulty hard, extreme or insane"
comepletely skips normal 🗿
say what you will about bitter, he ain't no bitch. where there's a will there's a way
@@dantemcmillan6337 its kind of beautiful
Unlike Alex and Tommy lol
Bitter and ISP actually have some skill
And ofc Dankus has skill but also knows how to break the game
@@Tom-oj7si Then There Is Bo Who Could Somehow Manage To Make Navy Useful Against Zombies
@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025in the last few vids bo’s pretty washed up in the navy department.
5:52 😭 omfg I laughed so hard on this one, just imagine zombie diplomates, all sitting in a conference room, speaking their zombie gibberish and signing a fucking peace treaty with Peru omfg🤣
And Oscar some-frickin-how managed to do a peace deal with them bro lmaoo
What if the zombie virus was actually possessed by an intelligent hivemind and stole memories of its hosts to speak verbally like the Flood?
I'm not surprised, the language is quite similar.
5:50-6:02 The Zombie Horde is like the average HOI4 player: Got into a land war in South America, realized how crappy the supply is there and now needs time to build its logistics
The world: fighting for their lives
Peru: just sign a white peace with them
Germany, pushing to moscow in 1938..
With the soviets💀💀💀
Hitler: Stalin Tell Me A Joke
Stalin: Moscow
Hitler: I Don't Get It.
Stalin: Me Neither
@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 underrated comment on so many levels
Imagine kv2 and king tigers marching to same enemy and both raining bullets and Germans with pphs Russians with stgs
@@hertoramann something out of a GuP story
@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 irl the geman armme was in Nord Moscow but hilter was stupid and the have to out Moscow
18:14 Considering Hitler's IRL plans on Madagascar, leaving the zombies there is very concerning
he had plans for Madagascar?
@@outrider425 One of the proposals on solving the "Jewish question" was to forcibly send all of the european jews to Madascar after the defeat of France. Of course, it was entirely uneconomic, so Nazis chose... different alternative
@@outrider425prior to coming up with the final solution, the Nazis wanted to send all of Europes Jews to Madagascar
@@bimbendorf5166 well in this universe they hate zombies not Jews
@@bimbendorf5166they sent them to heaven instead, very wholesome. imagine sending them to madagascar - the inhumanity!
18:20 Poland after seeing that everyone in France was eaten by zombies: *it's free real estate*
5:49 All hail to Óscar Raymundo Benavides Larrea, greatest diplomat in human history. :D
He's definitely some kind of necromancer
Didn’t save him in the end but it wa s mighty impressive.
10:52 Ethiopia: "Screw you guys, I'm joining team zombie!"
I am convinced that in the case of a zombie apocalypse or an alien invasion, we should elect Bitt3rSteel as our world leader and unite under him.
I want to see an alien invasion in hoi4 video
別忘了，他會用死守的命令 要求一次又一次的部隊送死
youd bet your ass the allies are about to kick him from the faction
what about ammo
@@蔡林翰-v2mthat’s a W
Zombies met my boy Oscar and straight up just went “understandable, have a nice day”
managed democary
@@unifiedhorizons2663
Join an elite peacekeeping force!
I didnt know oscar was chill like that with the zombies
Oscar?
@@DaBadMoonIsRisin leader of Peru
@@cultural-and-historical ahhh ty now it makes sense
He knows what a cuss word is and wasn’t offended by it, so chill.
then he got taken over anyway!
I love how nobody talks about goering somehow getting a house zombie lmao. When the even popped up the only reasonable explanation is that he went to france and just stole one 😭.
Give Timestamp
Considering who did it im not suprised
Lmao I need the timestamp
@@MelvinDaMan 8:13 around there
@@knighter1209 Thank you dude
Germany saving the world like it saves Greece’s economy
Edit:welp now I know more about Greece ig
Hahahahaha 😂
You talking crap Greece mate stfu
*Destroyed
@@ΓιώργοςΠαπακωνσταντίνου-φ5υ Nah, Greece fucked it up and the Eurozone had to pay.
@@tankpenguin175 But the eurozone (germany) took his revenge with austerity measures and high interest. Still, greece fucked it up initially
There are only three things that are certain in life: death, taxes, and the supporter mod not working.
Oscar casually made deal with zombies. ”we can make human brain taste potatoes, if you don’t eat Peru’s people.”
Even during the zombie apocalypse the machinations of the Eternal Anglo never stop...
Nah ain't no way the allies literally liberated the zombie horde and made them democratic.
😂😂😂😂😂
"You know we may be a mindless horde of the undead but I do like the idea of voting."
- a zombie
Ah yes, the two greatest enemies of man the zombies and Ethiopia!
i was wondering why nobody mentioned that
My god, it's possible to survive. I tried it for a bit and basically exploded :P
Forts and supply memery helped me win and so did cas and unpierceable armies killed zombies
I can hardly hold them off in India, let alone Europe!
If you try this mod too, I've seen someone say the mutated version of the zombies have 500% hardness. Dunno how true that is, but I also think the zombies cant pierce tanks, so they might be the best strategy anyway
To avoid England.. well, being England and kicking you from the faction. There is a game rule called "Kick from faction" which you can set to "Never" to avoid this happening.
"Who's better to save the world than germany"
Ah so is anyone gonna do a "Bitt3rsteel" out of context?
Peru having the best diplomats in the world*
Paradox Devs: put an indian image as generals there
Although World War 2 never actually happened in this timeline (at least I presume).
World War Z was definitely not that much better than WW2.
In terms of human cooperation and time expended, at least in this video, the zombie horde has been much better than ww2, but in the kills, well, you can probably already see the answer, almost all of America, the middle east, parts of Africa, Russia, and parts of Europe turned into desolated terrains with nothing but dead
@@llama878 Yeah And That's Not Counting The World War That's Gonna Happen 2 Seconds After That, In Wich Germany Saves The World From Democratic Zombies And Then The Other World War In Wich Germany Just Achieves TNO +++
8:19 The way he just so casually said that😮
no event "franco uses zombies in the civilwar"😭
Ok that actually would have been brilliant 😂
Lmaooo
Zombie slavery
Seeing the peace deal gives me Zombie lives matter ahh vibes
I love how the soviet union annexed all of India along with most of the middle east, and nobody batted an eye 🤣
Not like anyone lived there anyway
Jim White💀
Need to know more about these zombie train conductors.
I like how it's the entire world vs the zombie horde *& Ethiopia*
paratroopers could be op for this since they destroy org in percentages
Also the Zombies don’t have an air force so you could just meme them out of existence
very smart i didnt think of that
I really don't think you should use those zombie trains. They are definitely haunted.
In the Post war world all trains will be powered by madagascaran Zombies
Now I’m imagining shmitler fist fighting zombies himself
Fun fact: There is an event in this mod where Mussolini fist fights a Zombie.
Yes, THAT Mussolini.
@@jaredjosephsongheng372 the fat 200 double-chins italian guy?
@@jaredjosephsongheng372does he win?
@@Austenthor
Yes he wins and defeats the zombie.
@@jaredjosephsongheng372 weakest Italian
If this ever happened in real life, the casualties would be horrendous.
I imagine Jim White as some necromancer commanding all the remaining zombies
0:20 erm actually Germany is referred to as a him not a her. it is the FATHER lands after all
Germany is ze Vaterland, Russia is the Motherland, Poland is that one child over which's custody both are fighting over xD
🤓👆
@@sebastianmedina5119 i already said erm actually your nerd emoji is a bit redundant
In English, all countries were historically referred to as “her” when speaking metaphorically.
Whether this is related to the fact that countries/states/provinces are generally feminine in Latin too is unclear.
@@roryokane5907 except for Germany which we still call the fatherland because it is the fatherland. in German it would be Vaterland. also English is a Germanic language with most of our most used words being derived from German and on top of that English does not use gendered language so it is kind of irrelevant what Latin uses to refer to countries we use whatever the country uses. we refer to our country as a her because we view female things as something of value that needs to be taken care of like a car or lady liberty
"This is not looking hot, but let's not look at it." This may be the quote of our times.
I love how Ethiopia joined the zombies
Zombies: attack Germany
Goering: Imma send you to my stomach
Sudetenland requires you to be at peace WITH Czechoslovakia.
Actually no, look at the tool tip in the video. It clearly marks the requirement "at peace" as red, but allows me to do it anyway
@@Bitt3rSteel Sorry I read the code wrong.
It is Czechoslovakia can't be in a faction with you while you're at war.
There seems to be a display issue there.
Here is the relevant code:
available = {
is_subject = no
has_army_manpower = { size > 724999 } #80 div
NOT = {
AND = {
CZE = { is_in_faction_with = GER }
has_war = yes
}
}
}
NOT = { AND { means not both.
The case where they are at war with you gets handled by the bypass.
7/10 italy should switch side
do encirclements even do anything?
usually it lets you kill divisions quickly by depleting their org while they have nowhere to retreat to
but
...
you can't do that to zombies
and it's not like they'll be starving for supplies
because its not like the zombies had supply lines to begin with
they get the encirclement penalty
bittersteel not realizing half of south america is part of germany:
Damn, this game is like a perfect scenario for wacky alternative history novel :D
I wouldn't say saved... More like under new management.
You call it the apocalypse, I call it guilt-free lebensraum
The World: German bad!
German: Saves the world to save itself
The World: Let don't consider that.
I love how bitter completely ignored zcom mechanics lol
這個殭屍MOD 有好多的缺點，但我看得出似乎就是 Bitt3rSteel 的"常規操作"
首先就是殭屍的部隊太少了，幾百萬、幾億的人口被消滅、 實際遊戲上的人口都消失了 ，但他們沒有全部變成殭屍 或者說沒有成為部隊
第二是 殭屍沒有正常"進攻"，照理說 一個有無窮的組織度的NPC 應該要認為自己一定會勝利的瘋狂推進，應該塞滿所有格子不停地推進(4:50 大部分的殭屍就待著沒有動作)
第三是 殭屍守著港口? 想要進攻海上突擊殖民地? 沒有腦子的部隊怎麼不會分散到全國各處? 還是說他們從海上撤退? 生成在那邊卻不會動作?
第四 僵屍的進攻應該要更多元化，尤其是突變部隊要"多變"，要做為對付坦克的天敵
呵，就在說過德國不適合這MOD之後，殭屍就跟沒有腦子一樣的簡單的被處理了
everyone: the zombies have no inteligence
peru: "i have made white peace with brainless creatures"
I think you would've gotten back konigsberg if you offered military access to poland
Germany? Save humanity? Very odd...
They tried
4:41 Not something I ever thought I'd see, N*zi Germany using the Maginot for their own defense. :3
I was playing Germany in this mod once and the British kicked me from the faction. their frontline collapsed immediately.
I had a lot of runs on this mod, one of my favourites, you should try play as ZCOM, it's so much fun seeing the world fall as you fortify and build up Cyprus, and then reclaim the world, firstly by island hopping in the Mediterranean and capturing a few ports here and there, then invading Italy from different sides seizing precious resources and factories, move forward from there and province by province, state by state, country by country you liberate the world.
I have so much fun playing as ZCOM that most of my runs end after 1960, you should really try it.
Adolf: we need people and guns
Oscar benavides: ¿podemos hablar?
guts and blackpowder when guts and gunpowder
it is 5 am i was on a death scroll this saved me from it
“I saw Alex do something and I decided to embarrass him and do better”
Óscar Benavides is a master diplomat
333 divisions of zombies in the amazon is scary
Scariest place on earth
I played this mod last night as Germany and you'll never guess this but the allies also kicked me from their faction. The AI is so unbelievably stupid sometimes
Guts & blackpowder but ww2:
Still laughing at two Polands
To be fair France was depopulated so might as well take the free land lol
"The Democratic Horde of the Zombies" i lost it
9:12 Ethiopia straight up just teamed up with the zombies and still died.
If Zombie Army 4:Dead War was real life.
I played as France once here lol I let the allies fight the zombies while I focus on making my land forces stronger then declared war on the Soviets and Germans after the war 💀
i was watching alex's video when this one came out 🤣
zombies invading the germans using the low lands? oh how the turns tabled
The title of this video is a hidden allegory for WW2.
Can germany save the world is gonna get taken out of context
It would be cool to have a hoi4 tournament with a slower version of this
lol white peaced zombies...thats legit skill set right there
"Can Germany save the world" Made me click instantly
Guts & Blackpowder if it was in WW2:
Never seen this type of content but I like it.
Sickness has me in bed today,then Bittersteel uploads,day is good.
Me laughing at Jim Frickin White in madagascar
Yeah the major prob with this mod is that usually Uk kicks u from the faction(and the mechanics pretty much make puppetign impossible bc they are freed when they join the United faction) and that the zombie spawning mechanics mean that there’s a 72 division stack in the middle of India. It’s very easy to get some big attack divisions there and camp.
I mean, that's just good Lebensraum.
if you want a much harder challenge you could try the redux version
the king of peru makes peace with the undead
Hey Bitter Steel, can you make a video of France testing to unite the crowns of Spain, Portugal and France? Hatless Spider is currently working on it also, seems like a nice challenge. Also, you become mega powerful if you do it, so try doing it against a super-buffed Germany, should make a nice challenge (:
Should be even better on RT56 mod, but I don’t know if it’s possible to unite the crowns there 🤷♂️
Germany 'saving humanity' personally I'd rather become a zombie.
“Can Germany save humanity” 🗣️🔥🔥🗣️
German Republic be like back into the fray I guess.
Nooo, the very last zombie city is my Kharkiv!
"I don't understand why the UK does what it does" -Bitt3rSteel
The German people have been trying and failing to understand that for the past five hundred years, you're in good company.
Is anyone gonna mention that Ethiopia was in a faction with the zombie horde 😂😂
Oscar gotta be the nly person who understood zombie language
Austrian Gigachad saving the world
TDK? Nah TDZ