-I’m short too -eldest -Never had alcohol -can hardly control my daydreams -never plays violins and ukulele anymore -I’m a night owl -right handed -virgin with a dark sense of humour Yet I’m still the disappointment
Well ik l am 9 so l am not gonna put alchohol or drugs , virgin. I am the middle I don't daydream I don't have dark humor I don't know any instruments :(
Being an only child would be similar to the situation of the oldest sibling. You also would have had full parental attention just like the oldest sibling at a very young age.
I'm super short compared to my friends. I'm the middle child. I hate alcohol. I don't daydream. I'm right handed. I can't play an instrument. but at least I'm a virgin with dark humour :))
@Pink Fox I like social media and anime. That way I can know more about the anime and connect with people of the same interests. Also, yes I've watched haikyuu. It's my favorite
If your question is why are people looking in to these things, there are studies being done for almost everything. Because science is important I guess? If you really were just asking who specifically, yea the description. If neither of these assumptions are correct....? I dont know exactly what you're asking. Science wants to know EVERYTHING. mentalfloss.com/article/65325/24-strange-scientific-studies
"If you daydream a lot, then you're more intelligent." **shuts of brain and goes into auto-pilot for months** Sometimes my genius.. It's almost frightening.
They probably aren't scented i can just tell his marker game isn't that strong. If you don't have people around you asking why you're trying to get high from marker fumes then you're doing it right because you're obviously smelling a scented marker
Raima rafiq just as I expected most people making a comment like this is not gonna work this video states that the smarter people PREFERABLY uses drugs meaning they rather
McGraw Nelson no? If an average is just the some of n terms over n, then it is theoretically impossible to predict with accuracy whether or not a majority of the terms is below average. For example the average of the set 60, 90, 90 is 80- 67% of the terms are greater than the average, but for the set 55, 65, 90 67% of the terms are less than the average of 70
Play an instrument - ✅ Virgin - ✅ Dark sense of humour - ✅ Older sibling - ✅ Daydreams a lot - ✅ Night owl - ✅ Breast fed - ✅ *Teacher still finds a way to penalise me*
@@gavinstanley3883 Just keep it to yourself, set some boundaries. Keep dreaming, may you be awake or not, it helps definitely on creativity and viewing such perspective in life. I am not saying you shouldn't listen to them but you know what you should do for yourself, listen to your body. Also, if that is true, that just made me sad :(
@@siddharthnilawar might be contradictive to other statements about an apple a day makes you healthier etc by saying that it doesn't matter cause you'll still die
Exactly. For example, maybe people who are more intelligent take some health-related things more seriously, so they tend not to smoke. It doesn't mean smoking makes you dumber. But that's how people will view this, as they seem to with every correlation that ever gets reported.
Jeff Peters you are totally correct. Like with the breastfeeding, it's probably that the mother who breastfeeds is more involved with her child's life and will support his education and teach him further on. So it's not really the breastfeeding or bottle feeding that determines one's iq and income, but how they were raised by their parents.
The college thing stuck out to me with that in that people who are made to work super hard academically and get into schools like that probably did so because of their super strict parents, which would obviously effect whether or not they were allowed to date and therefor their virginity status
Not everyone has to like them. But you can objectivly say that they have MANY references und dark humor in it. So it is understandable that many people like them.
Rithmy i understand it's jokes but i didn't find it funny or entertaining at all. I might have to watch more episodes but as of now i think it is as bad and overrated as The Big Bang Theory.
Me: thinking I'm stupid because I was ONLY smart in elementary school, and now im homeschooled. This video: yeah well no BUT THEY LIED, BECAUSE IM STILL STUPID
I was gifted in elementary school too then I dropped from there lol. Somehow still managing to keep decent grades, I think it’s my lack of effort though.
Great video as always. I'd like to point out another possible mistake when putting together the statistics. When you link IQ with virginity/alcohol and drugs abuse there's so much cultural consciousness involved... For starters: family interaction patterns (considering intelligent parents who have social behavioral issues), being exposed to such substances early in life, not being accepted due to higher intelligence (which can lead to drug abuse because of social issues mainly), etc. Discussing the duality intelligence/drug abuse would make a great video!
CactusCasper38 They didn't say all short people are dumb.They said that short people are less likely to get a good job than taller people because of discrimination.
Being really good at maths doesn't necessarily means that you have a high IQ. It may be because the guy practiced maths a lot and he is a hardworking dude.
That's the type of videos middle-aged mothers would watch on Facebook and be like "wow that's smart" but in reality, corelation doesn't mean causation or whatever they say
No, retarded is a term for people with IQ lower than 55, it's a normal fact that people generally overestimate their understanding of things/intelligence. It's doesn't make them retarded...
That Kid In Class you are not the eldest sibling cause there is only one child therefor your logic doesn’t make sense making you the dumbest sibling meaning you are probably the youngest sibling
MaximumDamage no he is the only child meaning if his mom were to have more kids he would be the oldest. Meaning he is getting the benefits of being the oldest child cuz he was the first born. What you said was correct you just didn’t word it properly.
Prinny so get laid to good night's sleep (actually factual), and your self esteem will rise and drive you away from your alcoholism (also factual). Now if we could only find you the correct catalyst. . . This might take a while.
There is more than one type of intelligence. You are not dumb if you get low grades or are bad in math, you may be a genius in other non-stereotypical types. Just saying.
This video was mostly a list of studies that have limited sample sizes and representation. I don’t think anyone can take anything significant from this video except that we need to be skeptical of information presented to us. Cheers.
It is to bad they did not talk about the big difference found in many studies, which is the different average IQs in race unlike these weak small differences which are likely just weakly picking different IQ groups.
These videos are designed to allow the viewers to match themselves positively to at least one of the "studies". If the video makes you feel smart you are more likely to like and share it. $$$ ITS ALL ABOUT THE MONEY $$$
I fit only a few of these intelligence correlatives but have professionally tested to have an IQ in the range of 148-162. Not that I'm claiming my outlier status invalidates any of the data presented in the video.
@@flyingfree333 Possible. Imagine a situation with 3 people. Two of them has an IQ of 101 and the third, 98. The mean is 100 (from (101+101+98)/3). 2 are above average (101 IQ) and 1 is below (98). Therefore, it is statistically possible for a majority of people to be above average! (unless you use the median)
With regards to the causation and correlation of the factors in this video, here is my hypothesis: Older siblings are usually pressured by the belief that they will someday be the head of the family or be the one relied upon, so they put in more effort in studies, household chores, etc. Breastfed children are usually children with a good(or at least a normal) childhood, so there is no pressure and anxiety at home to inhibit their education. Tall guys do not suffer from the anxiety that plague the shorter folk, so it’s not exactly “being tall makes you smarter”, it’s “being short leads to pressure and anxiety that may interfere with studies”. As for drugs and drinking, “smart” people usually get pressured to keep yielding favourable results, and this causes them to turn to such coping mechanisms. “Smart” people being virgins also has a similar reason, as they usually have less time time for social interaction due to the expectations placed upon them. “Smart” people being night owls is more of a necessity than a habit. They spend the day studying at an institution, and spend the night studying some more. When it comes to humour, dark humour is usually represents the harsh reality rather than silly things that crack people up. For example, the apple joke in the video is considered dark because it states that everyone will die, regardless of what fruit they choose to consume, and in what amount. I am not a musician, but I was forced to play a bit of guitar by my elder brother, so I can say with confidence that it can help improve memory(memorisation of scales and chords) and problem solving(improvising). Personally speaking, I dislike the word “smart” as it is very vague. If someone scores a 95 on a test, it only means that he knows 95% of the answers that came for the test. There could be many more questions that someone who scored 80% knew, but didn’t come for the test. The one who scored a 95 will be considered smarter than the one who scored 80%, even if he has more knowledge. If person A can recite the multiplication tables up to say, 20, and person B can name every single pokemon, its typing, abilities, evolutionary line, its gender ratio, its egg group, base stats, its origin game and its locations, and also has the type chart(a 16x16 square) memorised, tell me who is smarter, and who will be recognised as the smarter individual by an institution? People tell me “Oh, it must be so nice to be smart” or “I wish I was as smart as you” or “Only someone as smart as you can solve this problem” and I hate it. They never see the amount of effort I put in and glare at me when I call a score of 83% a low score. If they put in three hours of effort and get a score of 40%, it seems a tad bit unfair to me that I put in three hundred hours of effort and get only 95%. They never realise that I failed to solve the same problem that I showed them, learned from my mistake, and then showed them in a quick and simple manner how to solve the problem. Thank you for listening to my rant.
nacho73 it may be meaningless, but just be happy you have it. It barely even crosses my mind, unless somebody mensions religion or the unerverse, even though I'm fully aware of it. Just feel super lucky all the years of evolution and adaptation let us become real.
No, they're saying that nerds are less likely to get laid, statistically speaking. There are many factors that could be responsible for that. Hence the correlation/causation disclaimer at the end.
Most of these are just "things intelligent people tend to do" and then he implies that you should do them to become more intelligent. He did talk about correlation instead of causation, but still, this video is super misleading.
Albanianator some of these are causations, some of these we aren't sure if they are causations or coincidences, but for now even if they are coincidences they are noticeable trends, so statistically if you are x, you are more likely to be y, but trends are broken which is why they are trends
Albanianator actually it can, if there's a clear pattern being shown... Hence why we do experiments. If correlation never equaled causation then all of our scientific theories are incorrect regarding all patterns from genetics to evolution to physics and chemistry. But they aren't.
addiction or seeking mind alternate substances regardless of the education and intelligence affects people with all walks of life you have to be cautious of some of these studies considering some of them don't actually use the scientific method rather use it incorrectly this is what we always get one study saying coffee is bad and another saying saying coffee is good and then the mainstream media picks it up like it's something to be taken seriously the public as a whole regardless of their education or intelligent levels really needs to be taught correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not imply causation.
Kids don't do drugs and don't drink irresponsibly. Those things wouldn't make you smarter. And, consistency (or you say hardwork) is a better predictor of success. Edit: This is an awesome video. But while reading the comments section, I realized some people didn't understand the full meaning of this video.
They're not saying drinking and doing drugs make you smarter, they say that if you are smarter than average, you have higher chances to consume more drugs and alcohol than average in the end.
Difference in IQ simply comes from nutrition. Shorter people are more likely to be malnourished in their childhood which results in them being shorter and having lower IQ. There is no causation between height and intelligence so don't worry.
Let's just be honest here. If you're getting into Princeton or MIT or some place like that, you were probably too busy with academics to have a big social life, go to parties, get laid. That's all that means.
Yup a lot of intellectuals don't get laid. That's cuz' a lot of people in general don't. I mean if I went to Harvard, I would wanna have some fun. Look at Japan. People are so accustomed to not having relationships or free time that it has the highest suicide rate in the world and a word for death by working.
I've Autism which doesn't mean I'm ignorant or stupid. I do know a lot of things about different subjects, but there's always some subjects I struggle with like mathematics which I always try to get better in subjects that I'm not good at to of course improve, but I'm no idiot. I always care about learning about the world and to explore it's beauty and it's uniqueness. I want to educate people all around the planet about nature, history, universe, etc. I'm also a huge animal lover because they always fascinate me.
Johannes the Flying Fox i have autism aswell i always struggled with math and even got put into easyer classes. However in my final year i got motivation to get better at it and turns out it was way easyer than it initially looked. If you just make some excercises everyday it's really easy. I ended up making up for 4 years of lost math, physics and chemistry in a single year and just by being motivated. Traditional school isn't great for us but that doesn't mean we are dumb. I have alot of friends with autism (they all went to the same special school) Not a single one of them scored below 120 on official IQ tests. Don't give up on math. It's really fun and usefull once you get the hang of it and it's never to late for a click to come.
I'm no expert about Austim (although my bro and cousin are autistic) but I've heard that if your autistic you're actually very intelligent, especially for things you're passionate about because you put more time and energy into knowing everything, and finding the answers to questions you have
@@tabblech1116 people at my old school always used autistic as an insult because they thought it was a synonym for stupid. I tried telling them it didn't mean you were stupid, and so they started a rumour that I have autism. After that, everyone, including the teachers, treated me like an idiot until I started secondary school. (I don't even have autism)
•i’m tall •i’m left handed •i worry a lot •i don’t drink, or smoke, or any of that lol •i was breast fed •i daydream/zone out •i’m a virgin yet, i still have crazy focus issues and can barely read a book because i get so distracted. (and i don’t think that cause i’m daydreaming, i’m just bad at being in the moment)
Evolutionary Constationary Ok though, there's actually a psychological phenomenon known as "The Dunning Kruger Effect" that happens when someone thinks they're hot shit compared to everyone else. Basically they think they're so awesome they fail to see the holes in their abilities. Want a good example of this? Try looking up r/iamverysmart (it's a sub-reddit but you can also find readings on TH-cam)
People who say iq is meaningless don't understand what iq is. I agree with the phrase that most iq tests are meaningless because they don't accurately measure it, not because iq itself is not accurate.
I am one of the smallest in my class. I’m never going to have alcohol or drugs or smoke. I don’t daydream (i only have dreams). I am right handed. I have a sense of humour but there are some things others find funny but i don’t. The thing is though is that i am one of the smartest in my class soo... I am special. 😊
well smart in this regard was also kind of talking about IQ, Success in life(Through Income). Getting grades doesnt necesarily translate to higher success. btu it is completley possible that u r special
Blasphemy! To be fair, I watch rick and morty and finished all 3 seasons in 1 sitting that fulfilled my brain with knowledge. I understand every joke and intellectual statements throughout the series. The vast array of theories soaked into my mind and brain ranging from parallel universe to omniverse which we need chromosomes to move from different dimentions. Im confident I have well above of 300 IQ and would not get such results as "below average" stated in this video. Have it deleted because of blasphemy.
“I would say I’m above average”
- The majority of society
And... The majority is mostly wrong🙂
Ye im dumb but i dont say im smart
@@avw5kt no, good guess, but the average and median iq are meant to be the same because it's a bell curve.
Nope not me
people that think they are smart are often not smart
I love that you noted, “correlation does not equal causation”
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Natalie garcia help me im not a native english speaker and don't know what these words mean
I don't know what causation and correlation mean
@arrogant cat watching youtube for 4 years teaches you alot of english, but this i didn't know, thank you very much😁
@Wilbur Blaxland thank you for clearing that up! examples help a lot 😁
Thank you. I just got a great excuse for being a virgin.
I know I'm still virgin at 16 because no one understands my superior way of thinking and they think I am the dumbest one. :v
@@burningadri6775 Being virgin at 16 is totally normal !
@@nady2296 Where I live is normal to lose it around that age, but I knew when I wrote it that it was a bit dumb.
@@eemeli224 I know I am going to stay as a virgin as long as I have not the money to go visiting my online girlfriend.
Here in my town the average age for you to lose your virginity is 21 sooo yeah
- I'm short
- I'm the only child
- I've never had alcohol
- I hardly ever daydream
- I don't know any instruments
- I'm right-handed
Help
-also playing nintendo switch.
i think no one could help
-I’m short too
-eldest
-Never had alcohol
-can hardly control my daydreams
-never plays violins and ukulele anymore
-I’m a night owl
-right handed
-virgin with a dark sense of humour
Yet I’m still the disappointment
Well ik l am 9 so l am not gonna put alchohol or drugs , virgin.
I am the middle
I don't daydream
I don't have dark humor
I don't know any instruments
:(
Being an only child would be similar to the situation of the oldest sibling. You also would have had full parental attention just like the oldest sibling at a very young age.
I'm tall
Only child
Had once accidentally 🤣
Daydream a lot
No instruments
Double handed
Have dark sense of humour
Still dork
I'm super short compared to my friends.
I'm the middle child.
I hate alcohol.
I don't daydream.
I'm right handed.
I can't play an instrument.
but at least I'm a virgin with dark humour :))
oof
You are actually me, the only thing is that i daydream some times
Haha same but a leftie
i'm literely the opposite except for the dark humour and being right-handed
Same except im tall
"An apple a day you die anyway"
As a person who is allergic to apples, _well, yeah_
@Pink Fox Really? I don't it's an uncommon allergy
@Pink Fox I like social media and anime. That way I can know more about the anime and connect with people of the same interests.
Also, yes I've watched haikyuu. It's my favorite
@Pink Fox TH-cam is a part of social media
Kenmaaaa
I'm allergic to apples too actually, they make my throat itch.
”A study claims that...”
”A study says...”
“A study shows...”
*WHO THE HELL IS DOING THESE STUDIES?*
A study found
Their references are in the description
If your question is why are people looking in to these things, there are studies being done for almost everything. Because science is important I guess?
If you really were just asking who specifically, yea the description.
If neither of these assumptions are correct....?
I dont know exactly what you're asking.
Science wants to know EVERYTHING.
mentalfloss.com/article/65325/24-strange-scientific-studies
A scientist...
A new study
"If you daydream a lot, then you're more intelligent."
**shuts of brain and goes into auto-pilot for months**
Sometimes my genius.. It's almost frightening.
yeah my brain was shut off for like 3 years
its always haf shut off because things are moving too slow
All I can think about is all the collections of cool markers this dude must have
Daniela Mozzarellaaa siamo in due/Me too!
@GoodMorningRatchets Unfortunately far less common than creepy dudes with a hint of sexism on the internet.
They probably aren't scented i can just tell his marker game isn't that strong. If you don't have people around you asking why you're trying to get high from marker fumes then you're doing it right because you're obviously smelling a scented marker
GoodMorningRatchets holy shit i smell desperation
Daniela Reyes OMG right😂?
Me:*Puts 5 pounds of cocaine on the table* I'm gonna be so smart!
hmmm I think you got the order of that cause-and-effect relationship mixed up there lmao
Not good girl
Raima rafiq just as I expected most people making a comment like this is not gonna work this video states that the smarter people PREFERABLY uses drugs meaning they rather
Nitty
**snorting intensifies**
If the average person is in fact quite smart, they do an incredible job at hiding it.
Acting stupid is more socially acceptable than being smart now-a-days.
Are you smarter than average? Probably not... thats how averages work...
hurr wut...?
Sebastion: The average person is average
McGraw: It's a 50/50 chance. (Ish. Since mean =/= median)
McGraw Nelson no? If an average is just the some of n terms over n, then it is theoretically impossible to predict with accuracy whether or not a majority of the terms is below average. For example the average of the set 60, 90, 90 is 80- 67% of the terms are greater than the average, but for the set 55, 65, 90 67% of the terms are less than the average of 70
Play an instrument - ✅
Virgin - ✅
Dark sense of humour - ✅
Older sibling - ✅
Daydreams a lot - ✅
Night owl - ✅
Breast fed - ✅
*Teacher still finds a way to penalise me*
It is what it is
It be like that😔✊
Penal lol
but you dont abuse alcohol
nor drugs
OMG I HAVE NEVER RELATE THAT MUCH.
“taller children have higher cognitive test scores”
asians: Am I a joke to you?
Completely forgot about our inferior height😂
*Sad short asian noises*
what if i am a tall Asian?
As we all know, Dutchman are the highest, so they are the smartest.
*sobs in Thailand*
2:49 "High schoolers with a higher IQ are more likely to be a virgin"
Wow. I must be the smartest kid in my school.
Lol same
STOP
Same, a girl looking at me was the most action I’ve ever got in my life
Ahmeddasavage 98 I’m a freshman in college, don’t even start me on this...
Saaammeee
Daydreaming? I should be a genius 😂
My parents tell me to stop.
@@gavinstanley3883 Just keep it to yourself, set some boundaries. Keep dreaming, may you be awake or not, it helps definitely on creativity and viewing such perspective in life. I am not saying you shouldn't listen to them but you know what you should do for yourself, listen to your body.
Also, if that is true, that just made me sad :(
Key word “should”
Same lol
Maladaptive daydreamers
“The more intelligent of us go to booze”
That’s why Rick always carries a flask
That's exactly what I was thinking of lol
My dad must be big smort because he can’t put the bottle down
“An apple a day you die anyway” 💀💀
That doesn't seem very funny...🧐🤔 Can somebody explain how that is funny?
I think that I do grasp most dark humour...
Lmao
@@siddharthnilawar might be contradictive to other statements about an apple a day makes you healthier etc by saying that it doesn't matter cause you'll still die
@@jingwan6319 Not very funny yet...
@Anh Nguyen overrated
the correlation ≠ causation is important to remember. a lot of these things are probably caused by another common factor
A "third variable"
Exactly. For example, maybe people who are more intelligent take some health-related things more seriously, so they tend not to smoke. It doesn't mean smoking makes you dumber. But that's how people will view this, as they seem to with every correlation that ever gets reported.
Jeff Peters you are totally correct. Like with the breastfeeding, it's probably that the mother who breastfeeds is more involved with her child's life and will support his education and teach him further on. So it's not really the breastfeeding or bottle feeding that determines one's iq and income, but how they were raised by their parents.
The college thing stuck out to me with that in that people who are made to work super hard academically and get into schools like that probably did so because of their super strict parents, which would obviously effect whether or not they were allowed to date and therefor their virginity status
Exactly, for example higher iq people tend to be more likely to have depression which can lead to alcohol and substance abuse.
0:23 that's because tall people can easily see their classmates exam during a test :v
AvilesJuan25 Hahahahaha that’s so true 😂
c c
It was a joke. Dumbass
AvilesJuan25 hahaha good one 😂😂
Nah it's because we can reach the answer sheets on the top shelf in the classroom cupboards.
AvilesJuan25 yup 😂
According to this video, I'm supposed to be finding the cure of the corona virus
IQ so high I understand the jokes in Rick and Morty
Ique i think they're lame, i don't understand why most people like them
222jese same here..
VB MUTT thats because ur not smart lmao
Not everyone has to like them. But you can objectivly say that they have MANY references und dark humor in it. So it is understandable that many people like them.
Rithmy i understand it's jokes but i didn't find it funny or entertaining at all. I might have to watch more episodes but as of now i think it is as bad and overrated as The Big Bang Theory.
Our boi joe stalin once said, “ dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.”
I thoroughly enjoyed that joke. That means I’m smart right?
Nice
Good one
Hahhahahahha
Mr. Shibeman that’s why I am fat
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
chances are that if u say ur smart... ur probably not
Decode Channel Hahahah, very clever comment tho
Nice Oscar Wilde reference
Donald trump be like
I scored enough to join mensa 148, but im also into spirituality so i can remove any mental judgements go beyond ego and connect with anyone
Me: thinking I’m smart because I was gifted in elementary school
This video: yeah well no
IKR same tbh
Me: thinking I'm stupid because I was ONLY smart in elementary school, and now im homeschooled.
This video: yeah well no
BUT THEY LIED, BECAUSE IM STILL STUPID
I was gifted in elementary school too then I dropped from there lol. Somehow still managing to keep decent grades, I think it’s my lack of effort though.
*Sometimes I just pretend to understand everything*
Swiftie Belieber
Swiftie Belieber wow that's wicked smaht
Jessica Boa well said
Swiftie Belieber Me in Maths.
Swiftie Belieber True
Why did the leftie hold the brush with his right hand though?
he plays sports w his left hand and writes, draws, and paints w his right hand 😂 idk lmao he’s ambidextrous
Oof
Are you tall. Because your smart
earth inhabitant ambidextrous people have lower IQ lmao, so what a coincidence you said that
That’s a 200 iq observation
I’m way too creative, my attention span is only abou
Jean-De-foi Serieux same
Lawl.
ObiFang It’s the joke, they couldn’t pay attention long enough to write the comment.
not reading all that
Great video as always. I'd like to point out another possible mistake when putting together the statistics. When you link IQ with virginity/alcohol and drugs abuse there's so much cultural consciousness involved... For starters: family interaction patterns (considering intelligent parents who have social behavioral issues), being exposed to such substances early in life, not being accepted due to higher intelligence (which can lead to drug abuse because of social issues mainly), etc. Discussing the duality intelligence/drug abuse would make a great video!
I have a short friend. He's the best mathematician I know. Explain that, ASAP Science.
CactusCasper38 They didn't say all short people are dumb.They said that short people are less likely to get a good job than taller people because of discrimination.
I also know someone who is really short but a genius
Being really good at maths doesn't necessarily means that you have a high IQ. It may be because the guy practiced maths a lot and he is a hardworking dude.
Asian ppl are shorter in general
They aren’t saying everyone follows these examples just that it is more likely if they do
looks like I'm an idiot
Yeah, as am I.
Dont worry is the foult of your mom for not breast feeded you, just soke weed but dont smoke tabacco, obviusly, that’s the way it works
I probably am too
Oliver you stupid
Kali Primp sane. I feel irrelevant because of this video
Imagine being a person and just being tracked your entire life, just to confirm in night owls poop more then early birds
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That's the type of videos middle-aged mothers would watch on Facebook and be like "wow that's smart" but in reality, corelation doesn't mean causation or whatever they say
Asked 7th graders if they were a virgin
New location discovered: prison
Make it federal prison
Oh I wish... Wait what? I didn't say anything
@@atlas2296 ರ_ರ
@çocuk adam kokichi Kokichi President 2020
MEMEYBOI I knew hella 7th graders that weren’t virgins
"Water makes you smarter."
- Albert Einstein
"Don't judge a fish by its ability to swim" - Albert Einstein
LOL I MEAN CLIMB A TREE13IUQEHEKLNDM;L I'M DYING AT MY MISTKAE
Emmillyy Are you ok? You should drink water.
hahahaha
liked
IQ is measured by how many Rick and Morty episodes watched
Fizizy Then me am Genius
Who said it was directly proportional? It could be inversely proportional (the more you watch, the less intelligent you are).
I'm sure my IQ is only 32. 1 IQ per episode. I'm in it for the long haul. 100 years rick and morty.
Fizizy well said
I’m gonna be an astrawnut 👩🚀
Me having a full cup of wine in my hand while watching this: 👁 👄 👁 🍷 “intelligence”
Dads spicy soda be hitting different
Now everyone thinks they are smarter than average
austin spratt a lot of them probably already did. Superiority bias
austin spratt a lot of idiots continue to say that...
Most people belive they are are smarter than avrage yes
No, retarded is a term for people with IQ lower than 55, it's a normal fact that people generally overestimate their understanding of things/intelligence. It's doesn't make them retarded...
👨🏼🚀 I’m gonna b an astownut
So if I become an alcoholic I’ll get smarter ok I’ll get started
No if you have a higher consumption of alcohol you're more "smart"
So basically not an alcoholic just below an alcoholic
How does the almighty Shrek need alcohol?
i read this in shrek's voice lmfao
No it’s the other way, if you are smart you start drinking. Drinking itself isn’t increasing IQ
So smart I noticed the video length is 420
:^)
ɮoʊnċɛ օʄʄ
Make be short
Wow
cutie
Smoke one lol.
Length of video is an apology for saying that cannabis cause you harm. :D It's indirrect apology.Hidden from our ears. xD
It's confusing because like I matched with literally every single one of them but still struggle with simple Math.
I am the eldest sibling and youngest sibling.
(I am an only child)
That Kid In Class you are not the eldest sibling cause there is only one child therefor your logic doesn’t make sense making you the dumbest sibling meaning you are probably the youngest sibling
It doesn't matter you are still considered as the oldest in intelligent means
MaximumDamage no he is the only child meaning if his mom were to have more kids he would be the oldest. Meaning he is getting the benefits of being the oldest child cuz he was the first born. What you said was correct you just didn’t word it properly.
Are you stating this because you wonder how it correlates to this video or is it just for the sake of it?
You still count as the first child soo...
C O R R E L A T I O N I S N O T C A U S A T I O N
that doesnt stop the hordes of people who think that because they like "dark jokes" they are smart
Thank you!!!
Someone had to write it.
They say that at the end
Should have said it in the beginning
If We’re All Smarter Than Average
Doesn’t That Mean We’re ALL Average....
Yeah, that's how it works.
Nope, you just need one guy who's so dumb he out weighs everyone else... Say Colonel Orange in the White House
"I am very smart"
*proceeds to eat dirt*
Idk why this made me laugh so much
r/iamverysmart is coming
lol what i was thinking
It's all ready there.
The reason I clicked on this is to find good things to post
emojis make me too moist i was looking for them when I saw your comments
dennis schomaker I posted one comment lol
This just killed my motivation....
Godly Intros don't let it all that doesn't really matter unless u let it
Godly Intros and your channel too, rip.
Look for my comment :)
Nicenfriendly7 cant find it xd
Same
oh so thats why i have crippling alcoholism and insomnia...
*edit:* and am a virgin
You’re a real winner!
Prinny well that’s a sad life. I’m so sorry.
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Prinny so get laid to good night's sleep (actually factual), and your self esteem will rise and drive you away from your alcoholism (also factual). Now if we could only find you the correct catalyst. . . This might take a while.
+sivalley Just throw him into the base panel, then you have your own personal slave.
This beautiful moment when you're actually answer for all the "If"... And know how to write with both hands...
Same
I do have a lot of these BUT I think those are just coincidences since I’m honestly the dumbest person I’ve ever met
Same
Lies you secretly think your smart
I got all of those except the tall part but I'm a crackhead ._.
There is more than one type of intelligence. You are not dumb if you get low grades or are bad in math, you may be a genius in other non-stereotypical types.
Just saying.
Thinking you’re stupid is a sign a sign of intelligence
i have dark humor..
*humor*
am i smart now?
leopardi the poodle NoName
Lol I get it
With youtube dark theme it doesn't work sorry
XD
Oh I get it now... wow...
jokes on you i'm using the dark theme right now, so the bold letters only became lighter lmao.
“I’m smarter than the average bear.”
Continual Improvement don’t lie
Continual Improvement not smarter than the Yogi bear
I’m a bear, etc.
Divyang Zaveri but he's not the average bear
When my civics teacher told me this, I just replied, “Most humans are smarter than the average bear.”
i think it depends on the surrounding and the life that they experience. confidence can do a lot of things
This video should've been titled "Are you more insecure than average" God damn
Yeah i get pretty insecure about it sometimes
is that a sign of intelligence?
This video was mostly a list of studies that have limited sample sizes and representation. I don’t think anyone can take anything significant from this video except that we need to be skeptical of information presented to us. Cheers.
It is to bad they did not talk about the big difference found in many studies, which is the different average IQs in race unlike these weak small differences which are likely just weakly picking different IQ groups.
Agree
Paradoxical Axiom yeah, not like they research or look into the information they put in the videos
These videos are designed to allow the viewers to match themselves positively to at least one of the "studies". If the video makes you feel smart you are more likely to like and share it. $$$ ITS ALL ABOUT THE MONEY $$$
Intrepid yeah of course the channel prays on human stupidity, but they dont just put in bullshit
My IQ is super high cuz I can almost spell my name
OMG HOW CAN U SPELL UR NAME😱😱😱🤓
Matthew Hoca omg really??? Ur so freaking smart!
supercalifragilisticexplaliocidicious
ImpOSSibLE LiaR
WhAt HoW dO yOu Do ThAt?!!!!!
"Everyone is stupid but me..." Homer Simpson
I am a 6'5'',first born, left handed, breast fed, alcoholic, non-smoker, night-owl, and have a dark sense of humor. I'm a genius!
zzzzzzzzzzninja Did you skip the part about virginity on purpose?
Hahahahjahjahahaahhahahah
I’m a 5’7 second born right handed not breast feed i don’t drink i don’t smoke i stay up late i don’t have a dark sense of humor but I’m smart
I fit only a few of these intelligence correlatives but have professionally tested to have an IQ in the range of 148-162. Not that I'm claiming my outlier status invalidates any of the data presented in the video.
product of your environment you are told you smart therefore your smart not strong evidence
Literally anybody could watch this and say that they are above average.
Surveys show the majority of people rate themselves as above average, which is statistically impossible.
Hermann Zobel shhh, let people have nice things. You watched the video yourself so I'm assuming you're right-handed, a smoker, or a night sleeper?
except Americans
You're fuccing right m8! 7 years old here, and Already making College grads feel dumber than the average Beer.
@@flyingfree333 Possible. Imagine a situation with 3 people. Two of them has an IQ of 101 and the third, 98. The mean is 100 (from (101+101+98)/3). 2 are above average (101 IQ) and 1 is below (98). Therefore, it is statistically possible for a majority of people to be above average! (unless you use the median)
I sleep at 5 am..... Who else is a night owl?
HiHACKER If I don't have school, I usually sleep at 2 AM.
Dude same
HiHACKER last time I didn't sleep the night at all and did maths
I go to sleep at 1:00 which is fine during the holidays but when I have to go to school I get up at 6:00 so I get about five hours of sleep
But last night when I slept I figured out the answer to this question on my science test which I just couldn't get during the day.
With regards to the causation and correlation of the factors in this video, here is my hypothesis:
Older siblings are usually pressured by the belief that they will someday be the head of the family or be the one relied upon, so they put in more effort in studies, household chores, etc.
Breastfed children are usually children with a good(or at least a normal) childhood, so there is no pressure and anxiety at home to inhibit their education.
Tall guys do not suffer from the anxiety that plague the shorter folk, so it’s not exactly “being tall makes you smarter”, it’s “being short leads to pressure and anxiety that may interfere with studies”.
As for drugs and drinking, “smart” people usually get pressured to keep yielding favourable results, and this causes them to turn to such coping mechanisms.
“Smart” people being virgins also has a similar reason, as they usually have less time time for social interaction due to the expectations placed upon them.
“Smart” people being night owls is more of a necessity than a habit. They spend the day studying at an institution, and spend the night studying some more.
When it comes to humour, dark humour is usually represents the harsh reality rather than silly things that crack people up. For example, the apple joke in the video is considered dark because it states that everyone will die, regardless of what fruit they choose to consume, and in what amount.
I am not a musician, but I was forced to play a bit of guitar by my elder brother, so I can say with confidence that it can help improve memory(memorisation of scales and chords) and problem solving(improvising).
Personally speaking, I dislike the word “smart” as it is very vague. If someone scores a 95 on a test, it only means that he knows 95% of the answers that came for the test. There could be many more questions that someone who scored 80% knew, but didn’t come for the test. The one who scored a 95 will be considered smarter than the one who scored 80%, even if he has more knowledge.
If person A can recite the multiplication tables up to say, 20, and person B can name every single pokemon, its typing, abilities, evolutionary line, its gender ratio, its egg group, base stats, its origin game and its locations, and also has the type chart(a 16x16 square) memorised, tell me who is smarter, and who will be recognised as the smarter individual by an institution?
People tell me “Oh, it must be so nice to be smart” or “I wish I was as smart as you” or “Only someone as smart as you can solve this problem” and I hate it.
They never see the amount of effort I put in and glare at me when I call a score of 83% a low score. If they put in three hours of effort and get a score of 40%, it seems a tad bit unfair to me that I put in three hundred hours of effort and get only 95%.
They never realise that I failed to solve the same problem that I showed them, learned from my mistake, and then showed them in a quick and simple manner how to solve the problem.
Thank you for listening to my rant.
Well since I laughed at the video length being 420, probably not.
Thomas Creamer probably yes because you consume weed
At least I know that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell...
*sigh*
The Science Biome Mitochondria are*
Pfft! That's nothing, unless you also know that osmosis is one-way diffusion through a semipermeable membrane. Now that would be impressive.
AYYYYY
Got the reference
Tyler that's is just a reference for a the music video ''Don't stay in school''
So I can basically say anything I want but only if I say "A study claims that..." in the beginning.
Good to know.
Yes
Sarcasm alert:
A study claims that being alive is linked to muffins
@@alexwang982 that is false because another study laims that being alive is linked to toasters (get your facts right smh😤)
Further reading in the description is the studies, by the way...
@@arcticpopsicle3033 nah we just joking (well I hope the others are)
me: has none of these signs
me again: seems right
Well, I do watch a lot of Rick and Morty.
your IQ = 250
Sameeee
Same rick and north is life
How’s it a smart show
Boooooooo
So my gallery of suicide memes indicates I´m smarter? sweet.
Well, those who are very intelligent (like me) are somewhat also thinking suicidal because they see the meaninglesness of life.
How is that sweet if you we're going to end it all anyway?
nacho73 r/iamverysmart
nacho73 it may be meaningless, but just be happy you have it. It barely even crosses my mind, unless somebody mensions religion or the unerverse, even though I'm fully aware of it. Just feel super lucky all the years of evolution and adaptation let us become real.
Please share with me
2:48
so you're basically saying nerds can't get laid
Brando nerds can get laid if they are hot enough. 😂😂😂
We don’t wanna get aids
Or maybe they have priorities other than getting laid, ever thought of that?
go bang prestige nerds
No, they're saying that nerds are less likely to get laid, statistically speaking. There are many factors that could be responsible for that. Hence the correlation/causation disclaimer at the end.
As someone smarter than average here are my results:
0:07 no
0:25 idk
0:41 idk
0:53 no
1:12 no
1:31 yes
1:42 kinda
1:57 110%
2:06 nope
2:23 yes
2:34 idk
2:53 maybe
3:19 yes
Btw I’m Asian.
The smartest thing is not buying all of this
Kevin Erives hahaha
any*
not buying any* of this.
The interesting thing is a moderate level of scepticism is correlated with higher levels of intellect.
Kevin Erives nope I have 150 iq and fit 9/13 categories
Hahaha
I got none of them but I’m the smartest person in my class....
I think my class is stupid
I can’t believe how many whooshes imma need here
Geez it was a joke bois
Keirin Kirishima
grades cant say anything about iq levels since you could have an extremely high iq but fail every standardized exam horribly
@Nitzy 16 that's bullshit.
Nitzy 16 is mad cuz he didn’t get no vbucks today
r/iamverysmart
Most of these are just "things intelligent people tend to do" and then he implies that you should do them to become more intelligent. He did talk about correlation instead of causation, but still, this video is super misleading.
TheLKStar dumb video
TheLKStar you're just angry cause you didn't fit into any of the smart people categories xDDDD jk
are you shorter then average?
I agree, based on the video title, I thought maybe it was gonna be puzzles/riddles *shrug*
Learning an instrument is a few of the things that may be helpful to improve, others yeah, you're right.
- I'm short
- I'm the youngest sibling
- I've never had alcohol
- I barely ever daydream
- I'm right handed
HELP ME
I tried to watch this video to figure out if i was smarter than average. But i couldn't figure out how to play the video. 😓
Ur a genius duh
Cplusplus ...
if you put your phone in the microwave for 5 minutes the video should play
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You have to pay your ISP for the “Intelligence Package”.
So in conclusion correlation does not equal causation, and pointless video to draw in people's insecurities made you money.
Albanianator some of these are causations, some of these we aren't sure if they are causations or coincidences, but for now even if they are coincidences they are noticeable trends, so statistically if you are x, you are more likely to be y, but trends are broken which is why they are trends
That's exactly what I thought too.
Albanianator actually it can, if there's a clear pattern being shown... Hence why we do experiments. If correlation never equaled causation then all of our scientific theories are incorrect regarding all patterns from genetics to evolution to physics and chemistry. But they aren't.
dan b same
addiction or seeking mind alternate substances regardless of the education and intelligence affects people with all walks of life you have to be cautious of some of these studies considering some of them don't actually use the scientific method rather use it incorrectly this is what we always get one study saying coffee is bad and another saying saying coffee is good and then the mainstream media picks it up like it's something to be taken seriously the public as a whole regardless of their education or intelligent levels really needs to be taught correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not imply causation.
Welcome to the comments section! Here, we have alot of self proclaimed rocket scientists. Enjoy your stay
Clorox Bleach i need to drink you
clorox, how you doing, clean my toilet will ya?
They forgot to mention Rick and Morty.
Kids don't do drugs and don't drink irresponsibly. Those things wouldn't make you smarter. And, consistency (or you say hardwork) is a better predictor of success.
Edit: This is an awesome video. But while reading the comments section, I realized some people didn't understand the full meaning of this video.
Ooooo...you must be fun at parties
They're not saying drinking and doing drugs make you smarter, they say that if you are smarter than average, you have higher chances to consume more drugs and alcohol than average in the end.
Drugs are awsone
Lol ur dumb
Oh shit, so, me daydreaming about a dog riding a unicorn means im smart?
No but the fact that you're daydreaming means that your brain capacity is bigger..I think?
Yes.
It means your special😅
Yep! •(◠‿◕)•
I watch rich and Mitty so I basically tick all of the boxes
Casey Auto correct messed up what u wanted to say.
Does that instantly make you taller or kill your younger siblings??
I watch Doc and Marty. Great trilogy.
You pitiful fool. You watch Rick and Morty, whilst I (an intellectual) watch Richard and Mortimer.
of course
As a former alcohol addicted, marijuana smoker who suffer from hi anxiety and mental rumination I say: thank you
I got short-man syndrome
Difference in IQ simply comes from nutrition. Shorter people are more likely to be malnourished in their childhood which results in them being shorter and having lower IQ. There is no causation between height and intelligence so don't worry.
Stevey B right here buddy
thats where you're wrong
You are on the bottom of the food chain
* I HAVE short-man syndrome.*
Now I understand why Rick is so smart. It's all dat boozzz
I'm dumb
#metoo
Not the right use for that hashtag...
K-Bob Kid I think he knows
K-Bob Kid Better than its been used for
dono dony the apostraphe proves you are smarter than many.... sadly
Let's just be honest here. If you're getting into Princeton or MIT or some place like that, you were probably too busy with academics to have a big social life, go to parties, get laid. That's all that means.
If we go by the dark humor idea, Logan Paul would be a genius.
oh ma gahd plz dont
I mean he does fit in most of these thing. Btw I'm not supporting he.
Maybe some jokes are too great for you to comprehend.
+Alfredthegreat I got the joke, it's just funny how he fit in most of thing.
Lol
3:23 voice crack
Thank me now
Lol
😂
@@avamacy2348 hahahaha
That's hilarious.
Lol
I aM A vIRgiN sO I am SmaRt.
Ahoy matie mE ToO
vIrGIN 4 LifE
yEah bRo
i dont want to be smart, i want to be happy
Who's up for another week of not getting laid?!
Bail Bias meeeeeeee that's me lol
Bail Bias I'm 15 so I'm fine with being a virgin
Yup a lot of intellectuals don't get laid. That's cuz' a lot of people in general don't. I mean if I went to Harvard, I would wanna have some fun. Look at Japan. People are so accustomed to not having relationships or free time that it has the highest suicide rate in the world and a word for death by working.
I amm im 19
Same, forever alone together!
I've Autism which doesn't mean I'm ignorant or stupid. I do know a lot of things about different subjects, but there's always some subjects I struggle with like mathematics which I always try to get better in subjects that I'm not good at to of course improve, but I'm no idiot. I always care about learning about the world and to explore it's beauty and it's uniqueness. I want to educate people all around the planet about nature, history, universe, etc. I'm also a huge animal lover because they always fascinate me.
Johannes the Flying Fox i have autism aswell i always struggled with math and even got put into easyer classes.
However in my final year i got motivation to get better at it and turns out it was way easyer than it initially looked.
If you just make some excercises everyday it's really easy.
I ended up making up for 4 years of lost math, physics and chemistry in a single year and just by being motivated.
Traditional school isn't great for us but that doesn't mean we are dumb.
I have alot of friends with autism (they all went to the same special school)
Not a single one of them scored below 120 on official IQ tests.
Don't give up on math. It's really fun and usefull once you get the hang of it and it's never to late for a click to come.
MrVlekje5 That's Alright ^^
Zeta Lewis Never give up. :)
I'm no expert about Austim (although my bro and cousin are autistic) but I've heard that if your autistic you're actually very intelligent, especially for things you're passionate about because you put more time and energy into knowing everything, and finding the answers to questions you have
@@tabblech1116 people at my old school always used autistic as an insult because they thought it was a synonym for stupid. I tried telling them it didn't mean you were stupid, and so they started a rumour that I have autism. After that, everyone, including the teachers, treated me like an idiot until I started secondary school. (I don't even have autism)
When it says night owls are smarter, and it's 2 in the morning and you have to get up at 6
I can so strongly relate to this
Me2
2 am? That would be great right now it's half past 3 and I still have tonnes to do ^^''
It's 5am where I live rn lol
•i’m tall
•i’m left handed
•i worry a lot
•i don’t drink, or smoke, or any of that lol
•i was breast fed
•i daydream/zone out
•i’m a virgin
yet, i still have crazy focus issues and can barely read a book because i get so distracted. (and i don’t think that cause i’m daydreaming, i’m just bad at being in the moment)
That doesn’t mean you’re not smart! That just sounds like ADD/ADHD (I’m not a professional tho)
@@hazelgrunts i’ve been told i might have either ADD or ADHD but i still make dumb mistakes 😂
@@edenhammond5225 that’s true, everyone does! Don’t be so hard on yourself, in the end we’re all just human
@@hazelgrunts lol thanks i’ll try 😂
So according to this video just about everyone is above average. making us all average.
The Diamond Invader Maybe its because people who watch asapscience videos early are above average?
This is deep
ok
Well around 15% of people are left handed so 85% of the people aren’t that smart in that example
Yep, even if we are all unique the fact that everyone has something unique about them, makes us all average.
It’s iq meaningless though especially if you let it get to your head since you end up thinking you’re smarter than you really are.
Evolutionary Constationary Ok though, there's actually a psychological phenomenon known as "The Dunning Kruger Effect" that happens when someone thinks they're hot shit compared to everyone else. Basically they think they're so awesome they fail to see the holes in their abilities. Want a good example of this? Try looking up r/iamverysmart (it's a sub-reddit but you can also find readings on TH-cam)
r/niceguys and r/iamverysmart people who boast about high iqs, but cant do anythin
People who say iq is meaningless don't understand what iq is. I agree with the phrase that most iq tests are meaningless because they don't accurately measure it, not because iq itself is not accurate.
That sentence tho
Smarter people know there limits
So am I smart because I'm a virgin? Or am I a virgin because I'm smart? Fuckuuhhhh
spritz Berry you are virgin because you are smart.
r/iamverysmart
I am one of the smallest in my class. I’m never going to have alcohol or drugs or smoke. I don’t daydream (i only have dreams). I am right handed. I have a sense of humour but there are some things others find funny but i don’t. The thing is though is that i am one of the smartest in my class soo...
I am special. 😊
U are the chosen one
Wow so quirky
I admire you
well smart in this regard was also kind of talking about IQ, Success in life(Through Income). Getting grades doesnt necesarily translate to higher success. btu it is completley possible that u r special
Dumber people think they are smarter than smart people think they are
Halfway into the video and I'm already in most of these, are u sure ur not making this up?
idk anymore r/HumbleBrag
Nuance this video is r/iamverysmart fuel... "Haha, I fit all categories! Bow down to me, low IQ imbeciles."
Random Commenter yep, thats more like it.
Blasphemy! To be fair, I watch rick and morty and finished all 3 seasons in 1 sitting that fulfilled my brain with knowledge. I understand every joke and intellectual statements throughout the series. The vast array of theories soaked into my mind and brain ranging from parallel universe to omniverse which we need chromosomes to move from different dimentions. Im confident I have well above of 300 IQ and would not get such results as "below average" stated in this video. Have it deleted because of blasphemy.
I hope this is sarcasm
Darth Godzilla same here
Darth Godzilla i hope your hope is sarcastic
Is that a FilthyFrank reference?
When you wake up from being drunk last night delete this comment please
2:30 who tf is taking 20 days of triangle lesson??!!??!!
Loonietoon
The triangle has been used in orchestra some times. You have to practice for one.
Loonietoon You'd be extremely surprised. Rhythm is hard for anyone who's never experienced music theory. Not just banging a triangle around
Loonietoon
*20 days of triangle lessons
Or
*20 days taking triangle lessons
3:17 Am I the only one who cracked up laughing about this 😂😂
Nah that was pretty funny I was laughing for a bit