The Book of Mormon - Two By Two (Lyrics in Description)
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- ELDER PRICE:
The most important time of a Mormon
Kid's life
Is his mission
A chance to go out
And help the world
That's my mission
Soon I'll be off to a different place
Helping the whole human race
I know my mission will be
Something incredible!
VOICE:
Elders, form a line and step forward when your name is called. ELDER YOUNG!
ELDER YOUNG:
Yes, sir!
VOICE:
Your mission brother will be.. Elder Grant!
ELDER GRANT:
That's me! Hey, brother!
VOICE:
And your mission location will be.. NORWAY!
ELDER YOUNG:
Oh wow, NORWAY!
ELDER GRANT:
Land of gnomes.. and trolls!
ALL:
Hoo wah!
Hey ya!
Shoo wah!
Zadup WOW!
ELDER YOUNG and ELDER GRANT:
Two by two
We're marching door to door
'Cause God loves Mormons
And he wants some more!
A two year mission is our sacrifice!
We are the army of the Church of
Jesus Christ!
ALL:
.. of Latter-Day Saints!
Two by two
And today we'll know
Who we'll make the journey with
And where we'll go
We're fighting for a cause
But we're really really nice!
We are the army of the Church of
Jesus Christ!
.. of Latter-Day Saints!
VOICE:
Elder White and Elder Smith!
ELDER SMITH:
I knew we'd get paired together!
VOICE:
Your location will be.. FRANCE!
ELDER WHITE:
FRANCE! Land of pastries and turtlenecks!
ELDER SMITH and ELDER WHITE:
Two by two
I guess it's you and me
We're off the preach
Across land and sea!
ELDER WHITE:
Satan has a hold on France!
ELDER SMITH:
We need to knock him off his perch!
ELDER SMITH and ELDER WHITE:
We are the soldiers of the army
Of the Church!
ALL:
Of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints!
VOICE:
Elder Cross and Elder Green!
You will be serving in.. JAPAN!
ELDER GREEN:
Ooh! JAPAN?!
ELDER CROSS:
Land of soy sauce!
ELDER GREEN:
And mothra!
VOICE:
Elder Harris and Elder Brown!
ELDER PRICE:
Heavenly Father
Where will I go on my mission?
ELDERS:
On my mission..
ELDER PRICE:
Will it be China
Or ol' Mexico on my mission?
ELDERS:
My mission..
ELDER PRICE:
It could be San Fran by the bay
Australia, where they say "G'Day!"
But I pray I'm sent
To my favorite place..
ORLANDO!
ELDERS:
Orlando..
ELDER PRICE:
I love you,
ELDER PRICE AND ELDERS:
Orlando!
ELDER PRICE:
SeaWorld and Disney!
And,
ELDER PRICE AND ELDERS:
Putt-putt
Golfing!
VOICE:
Elder Price!
ELDER PRICE:
Yes, sir!
VOICE:
Your brother will be.. Elder Cunningham!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM:
THAT'S ME! THAT'S ME! Hello!
ELDER PRICE:
Oh, hi!
VOICE:
And your mission location is.. UGANDA!
ELDER PRICE:
..Uganda?
ELDER CUNNINGHAM:
UGANDA! COOL! WHERE IS THAT..?!
VOICE:
Africa!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM:
OH BOY! Like Lion King!
ALL:
Two by two
And now it's time to go!
Our paths have been revealed
So let's start the show!
Our shirts are clean and pressed
And our haircuts are precise!
We are the army of the Church
Of Jesus..
CHRIST!
Two by two
We march for victory!
Armed with the greatest book
In history!
We'll convert everyone
All across the planet Earth!
That is the beauty of..
The essence of..
The purpose of..
The mission of..
The soldiers of..
The army of the Church
Of Jesus Christ!
.. of Latter-Day Saints!
"cause god loves Mormons and wants some more" always gets me
I'm from Orlando and when I saw the Musical I thought they changed the city every time.
LE LE 😂😂😂
LE LE i almost cried when they didn't say Mexico like do I have to be gayer come to my country pls
omg same!!
It's going to be in Orlando on tour in December lol hoping to get tickets if I can afford it
Gerbils rawr I just bought tickets! I'm going to see it on the 12th!
*reads what its about*
*Sees the creators*
yeah that makes sense
Orphic Studios eyuup
I have a mormon friend, and I'm an atheist. I asked him once, "Do you plan on being a missionary?"
"YES!"
"...So..........If you get sent to Uganda..."
"Omg Petite stop talking about that uhh freaking musical for like two minutes!"
"Two by two"
Did he go to Uganda?
I'm sure that really happened
@@a-cheng3133 naw... Mormons are only friends with other Mormons. They're super good at abandoning.
@@prittyugly86 I'm an agnostic and I have a disproportionate number of mormon friends. They're cool, I just don't believe in the Golden Plates like them lolol
two of my best friends are Mormon so naturally I plan to follow them around on their mission and sing this song
In case anyone is wondering, Mormons get their mission calls in a letter and then go to the MTC, so they already know where they are going when they get there. Then they go meet their companion, which will actually change every couple of months. You don't have the same companion your whole mission. Other than that, this song is pretty accurate XD
P.S. My dad served a mission in Florida XD
so are you mormon?
But is it, ORLANDO!?!?
@@Jun-cc6qs I love you Orlando!
Yeah but that wouldn't translate well for a stage play. It's also funnier the way they had it in the musical... BTW I'm ex Mormon who served a mission in Ohio
Orlandooooo!
I was blasting this in the car and my dad said “Turn it off” so I proceeded to sing Turn it Off
Meh Space Dorito Bravo
Hehehehehe
I also like to argue with people by singing at them
I love this xD
Seems like you should’ve had that pink suitcase 😂
"Uganda...COOL!"
"... where is that?"
Africa!
Oh boy, like Lion King
Uganda..
DO YOU KNOW DEH WAY
3:15 I think it would be funnier if Elder Price said "Uganda be kidding me".
retroflashbackdude IKRRRR
retroflashbackdude delete this comment i'm crying
I WISH.😂😂
i know this is old but HELL YEAH
man god would be so disappointed
"Because God loves Mormons and he wants more"
gay much..?😳😳😳
Both of you are cringe.
I've been to Orlando and I can guarantee his hype was well earned.
PeachDoesArtYT he is my fav because of that! Just was there in June for a cruise.
"Elder Harris and Elder Brown"
oh cool!! i didn't know whizzer had a mission!! i wonder where it was! new york?? maybe that's how he met marvin!
Gasp
lmao, u know what would have been funny? if elder price was named elder brown i would have died-
My cousin is getting his mission assignment today. This is all I can think of 😂
BlueRoses0123 where did he go? ORLANDO?
@@studywivkiera5912years later, but my cousin literally got sent to Orlando lol
seaworld and Disney and putt putt golfing 😂😂
ORLANNNNNNNDDDOOOO
sea world, and disney, and PUTT PUTT GOLLLLLFFFFFIIIINNNGGGG
Great musical, great song.
3:57 - 4:02 best part of the song, hands down
dearheatherchandler no, it's the line "satan has ahold of france"
Braindead-Borderline Feminism really? you're comparing the two? that line was funny, but you just can't beat the melodic, a cappella that we see so rarely in the show. it's beautiful!
dearheatherchandler eh, just my opinion
Well yeah there hands were down while clapping
they can't put their hands down they're busy clapping
Hoowa heya shoowa zadapWOW
And Putt Putt golfiiiiing!
i love his voice when he says "oh hi"
Why're we all just ignoring "home of soy sauce and Mothra" ....
....
"Oh! Like Lion King!"
If you have a chance to see it, I suggest you do. It's nothing short of brilliant.
best song in the musical
Milk Jug the whole musical is the best part
This and turn it off
I bet he was talking about "Orlando Bloom" XD
Yoshi Girl Gaming Probably
😂 omg right before this there was a commercial about what is a Mormon
this song is my happy place
and MOTHRA!!! lmao
Dodie's Instagram stories brought me back to this beautiful song.
Going to see this in June, can't wait!
HooOOO wAh!
H E y yA!
ShOOOO WaH!
ZADup WOW!
same bestie
Me:You freaking can’t ship Price and CunninghamMe @ 3 am:Scratch that where’s the fanfic
*U G A N D A*
Concept: Book of Morman...but it's just Andrew Rannells
accidentally got their haircut
One of my favourite South Park episodes was the one about the Mormon family who moved to South Park and confusion was the order of the day! Wait a minute, I just noticed that the creators of South Park.
As a member of the LDS church, I actually find this song really hilarious 😂
Same here, I haven’t had my mission YET, but I hope when I get it assigned it will be exactly like this. Singing and everything. Of course, without to bad parts of the musical. I just want a very musical mission essentially.
2:19 my favourite part :)
Me: Japan! Land of Anime
IIIIIT'S FROM JAAAAAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@michaelceraaaaa A long gray oblong pill...
this comment gave me an aneurysm
@@nicolecalton8780 I made this 2 years ago and regret it so much lol
@@michaelceraaaaa knee sliding like a boss
I hate to be that person but... if they traveled two by two wouldn’t there be 4 of them?
No. As it is, one by one, is self explanatory. Much the same with two by two.
It always cracks me up when the says "And MOTHRA!" 😂
2:20 Replay button for Price solo
Orlando huh what about peanuts
Cause God loves Mormons and he wants some more!
I’m a returned missionary and I love this song 😂
ORLANDOOO I LOVE YOU ORLANDOOO
The man named Elder White is based on a man named John White who worked with developmentally disabled people in Valparaiso Indiana and failed to report sexual abuse that he suspected. In 2009 thr Porter County Prosecutor filed criminal charges against a man named Michael Ritchie at which time Mr White moved to Tucson, Arizona. The guy who wrote this song was in my creative writing class in 2001 and performed this song for us along with other songs in this musical and also asked us to launch a criminal investigation into a nonprofit called IN-PACT located in northwest Indiana. It is responsible for caring for developmentally disabled people but in 2009 it came to light the organization turned a blind-eye to sexual abuse
Do you have any idea where they're sending you, Elder Price?
Well, of course, we don't really have final say over where we get sent but
I have been praying to be sent to my favorite place in the whole world
Well, if you prayed for a location, I'm sure Heavenly Father will make it happen
You're like the smartest, best, most deserving Elder the center's ever seen
Aw, c'mon, you guys
The most important time of a Mormon kid's life
Is his mission
A chance to go out and help heal the world
That's my mission
Soon I'll be off in a different place
Helping the whole human race
I know my mission will be
Something incredible
Elders, form a line and step forward when your name is called
Elder Young
Yes sir
Your mission brother will be Elder Grant
That, that's me, hey brother
And your mission location is Norway
Oh wow, Norway
Land of gnomes and trolls
Hoo wah
Hey ya
Shoo wah
Zadup wow
Two by two, we're marching door to door
'Cause God loves Mormons and he wants some more
A two-year mission is our sacrifice
We are the army of the church of Jesus Christ
Of Latter-day Saints
Two by two
And today we'll know
Who we'll make the journey with and where we'll go
We're fighting for a cause but we're really really nice
We are the army of the Church of Jesus Christ
Of Latter-day Saints
Elder White and Elder Smith
Oh, I knew we'd get paired together
Your location will be France
France, land of pastries and turtlenecks
Two by two
I guess it's you and me
We're off to preach across land and sea
Satan has a hold of France
We need to knock him off his perch
We are the soldiers of the army of the church
Of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
Elder Cross and Elder Green, you will be serving in Japan
Oh, Japan
Land of Soy Sauce
And Mothra
Elder Harris and Elder Brown
Heavenly Father
Where will I go on my mission? (on my mission)
Will it be China or ol' Mexico on my mission? (my mission)
It could be San Fran by the bay
Australia where they say "G'day"
But I pray I'm sent to my favorite place
Orlando
Orlando
I love you
Orlando
Seaworld and Disney
And Putt-putt Golfing
Elder Price
Yes sir
Your brother will be Elder Cunningham
That's me, that's me, hello
Oh, hi
And your mission location is Uganda
Uganda?
Uganda? Cool, where is that?
Africa
Oh boy, like Lion King
Two by two
And now it's time to go
Our paths have been revealed
So let's start the show
Our shirts are clean and pressed
And our haircuts are precise
We are the army of the church
We are the army of the church
We are the army of the church of Jesus Christ
Two by two (two by two)
We march for victory
Armed with the greatest book in history
We'll convert everyone
All across the planet Earth
That is the beauty of
The essence of
The purpose of
The mission of
The soldiers of the army of the Church
Of Jesus Christ
Of Latter-Day Saints
for any mcpricely humans..
what if mckinley got sent there with price instead of cunningham?
*twobytwoiguessitsmeandyou;)*
UEWEHFUWHDIQJDIQJDIQWJD THEN KEVIN WOULDN'T HAVE BROKE RULE NUMBER 72
e x a c t l y
omgggg
omgeeee
why are you my new favorite person
We are the army of the church of Jesus Christ!.......of latter day saints.....
Elder Cunningham is my spirt animal
Same honestly
I wanna go to ukahanda!
Zovible it's Uganda not ukahanda
Finn Joughin so you haven't seen the musical? ;-;
Finn Joughin or am i forgetting it?
Zovible I have seen the play and they say 'Uganda'
Finn Joughin elder Cunningham says ukahanda at one point
This is such a good song....
Wow. What. A. Fucking. Song.
Too soon
When I saw Book Of Mormon on stage, they said "France- Land of Crepes and Burees! " Instead of Pastries and Turtlenecks
It's actually spelled beret! French pronunciation vs. spelling takes a little getting used to :)
Collider Live sent me here
awesome song to sing to
Here for dodie?💗
ITS TOO CATCHY AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! *dies*
Fun Song, Love this Play.
Going to see it in April❤️
UGANDAN BRUCE LEE
WAKALIWOOD
SUPAH ACTION MOVIE
awesome song
We might do this for our musical theater
Hi I'm Mollie Stier and I will be auditioning for the role of Orlando
3:57 best part
we live for an a capella breakdown
Hurricane Ian rn 2:44
Orlandoooooooo! #schmoedown
Concept: The Book of Mormon...but it's just Andrew Rannells
I just saw the Book of Mormon in Las Vegas
Elder Cunningham is Olaf!
im too young to go and see this ahhh its in my city aswellllll you have to be 15 to get in and im 13
I was 12 ._.
is anyone else here bc of dodie and her insta story lol
the real question is where did elder harris and elder brown go
Orlando
Uganda be kidding me :D
Do missionaries even get sent to locations inside the US?
Yes lots of them do
I saw the musical and we were in the very back seats and the speaker for the missonary was literally right behind us and it was heccin loud 😐
Dodie here ??
Sarah Dekkaki same here
😂😂😂😂 YES
yeppirree
"I don't believe Jesus called me a DICK!"
Uganda? Is it so they can learn de wae?
Is this slower than in the show, it kind of feels like it
Thumbs up if Critical Role 2.79 sent you XD They started humming it and I was like.......... wait I know that song..........
hands of blue! ..... sorry i had to :D
2:43
Kirk?
I have a theory about why they said "Putt Putt Golfing" during this scene instead of listing another theme park. You can play Putt Putt golf almost anywhere else, and it isn't a theme park. It doesn't make sense to mention that after mentioning two popular theme parks in Orlando. I think they wanted to include Universal but couldn't for some reason. Legalities or something like that. It's a very popular theme park, and the syllables fit perfectly.
Anyone hear olaf
3:11 *thinks of uganden knuckles*
Galaxy Arts plz don’t
No. You even spelled Ugandan wrong
Orlando is not that great
Not how assignments work .....
Dew you know de wey
2:44