Brendan Sagalow: Friend Zoned | Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank Episode 414

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  • @Deans-jm3uf
    @Deans-jm3uf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Willy Nelson. God damnit you two

    • @MichaelLaFrance1
      @MichaelLaFrance1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've had brain farts, but not one that bad.

    • @buster9879
      @buster9879 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was fucking LOOSING it

  • @loganschumacher2315
    @loganschumacher2315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Ari's been cranking out so much content and I love every damn second

    • @pal333
      @pal333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      quality content

  • @tarmon768
    @tarmon768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ari is so good about supporting other comics. Enjoyed the episode

  • @axlrosegnr
    @axlrosegnr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Being repeatedly put in the friend zone is why Ari now has a boyfriend.

    • @YeahGiancarlo
      @YeahGiancarlo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tony.

    • @ronaldbargain4925
      @ronaldbargain4925 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Does he actually have one or was that joke I feel retarded

    • @thinglizzy2311
      @thinglizzy2311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ronaldbargain4925 seems like he's low key coming out of the closet . Watch his end of they year podcasts

    • @BobbyTMF
      @BobbyTMF 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ronaldbargain4925 what do you think lmao

    • @ronaldbargain4925
      @ronaldbargain4925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BobbyTMF he’s said it like 7 times now but knowing ari it sounds like one of those jokes where it’s for ppl that would be offended or wtv that he is gay but the joke is that he is just baiting ppl like me to go” wait what” lmao but he can’t be gay at the most he is bi but who goes gay when they are like 40 that’s y I feel like it’s a bit

  • @nathanwashington3188
    @nathanwashington3188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Watching them struggle to guess Willie Nelson is hilarious

  • @redrobotmonkey
    @redrobotmonkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    35:58 This was the best part of the episode. The sheer terror on Sagalow's face as he thinks Ari is going to try and kiss him.

    • @perky.1k464
      @perky.1k464 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay

    • @BongandBud
      @BongandBud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rewatched it so many times. So fucking funny 😂

  • @michealbritt4520
    @michealbritt4520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love the new content and energy. Ur the best ari!

  • @michaelmyers9829
    @michaelmyers9829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Damn I like sagalow, but God damn bro this is depressing to listen too, get out of ya head all the time.

    • @abel5333
      @abel5333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's in deep, the drugs and alcohol don't help either

    • @michaelreese8217
      @michaelreese8217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’d imagine it is difficult to hook up with girls and blowing guys at the same time.

    • @jtrockr91
      @jtrockr91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And just lose some weight....just sayin

    • @qcrew2938
      @qcrew2938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This dude just needs to get in better shape

    • @benb6431
      @benb6431 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jtrockr91 excuse me... are you racist?

  • @MeticulousTechTV
    @MeticulousTechTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    07:28
    Ari casually mentions there is a crocodile in the pool of water behind him 😮

  • @elaburridodpr8525
    @elaburridodpr8525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love 3+ hrs podcast

  • @WojySmokes
    @WojySmokes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love this guy. Completely on point!

  • @alexcoyg3281
    @alexcoyg3281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If they say a friend word, you start talking to other girls right on that date, lose interest in her, you have to show you really do not care

  • @healthyfire
    @healthyfire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    do we need a sagalow and a gillis ?

    • @r0br33r
      @r0br33r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The world always needs more sags and gillis

    • @Alex-td1pi
      @Alex-td1pi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This dude sucks

  • @Hypnotiq406
    @Hypnotiq406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    First I’ve heard of this guy and he’s funny as hell and very relatable. 🤘🏻

  • @marybeth808
    @marybeth808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the first time I’m seeing Brendan Sagalow. I’ve been hearing his name for a while in the comedy podcast scene that I enjoy. I have become an instant fan now that I’ve gotten to know him a little bit here!

  • @buytheredcar
    @buytheredcar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Ari looks like deaths door Steve Jobs

  • @berri6015
    @berri6015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    becky is really coming thruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu with the edits. thanks becky

  • @Greatlakeskyle.
    @Greatlakeskyle. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “I don’t think he’ll have a meteoric rise like Tim Dillion, but he’ll be someone that you all will remember for a long time.” Well that was a quite backhanded compliment lmayo

    • @HomicidalApe
      @HomicidalApe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But Tim's a ruthless (fake)businessman. Brendan's an actual human.

  • @ramkorndef
    @ramkorndef 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m loving Sagalow on here !

  • @alexcoyg3281
    @alexcoyg3281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "The Black Philip show" by The great Patrice Oneal is gonna fix everything. If you look from girls perspective you start to understand why they hook up only when they want to, just imagine being a famous actor kind of pull. They are spoiled with attention.

    • @hapaharley1706
      @hapaharley1706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this comment doesn't have enough likes

    • @alexcoyg3281
      @alexcoyg3281 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hapaharley1706 Thank you, I feel like Patrice did more for men/women relationships than all comedians together

  • @NickDiazofNauts
    @NickDiazofNauts 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I wish I could say it was the altitude but…” 😂 🤣

  • @havensphotography
    @havensphotography 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Reaction number one to the failed kiss had me dying.

  • @joebob553
    @joebob553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It tripped me out that the art for the episode pic on my podcast app was a photoshoot of the twilight zone with aru as rid sterling, considering that I've been getting rod sterling recommendations on youtube all week

  • @TheEthanman340
    @TheEthanman340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "I used to be a comedian and now i host a podcast" lol

    • @BigJoeyDownInCC
      @BigJoeyDownInCC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      felt that deep in my soul. soul. soul. been here for years.

  • @davewatne3374
    @davewatne3374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This came at the perfect time. I texted her and it worked

  • @PotentDaRockStar
    @PotentDaRockStar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Great Episode! 💪🏽💪🏽

  • @melissasalsbury4705
    @melissasalsbury4705 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching this again for the beautiful, hot scenery. That tree or bush(??) over the water is serene and i missed the moving shot the first time! God damn, I love your podcast.

  • @NoLove4Babylon
    @NoLove4Babylon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Willie Nelson!!! 😂

  • @allupinyamouff3802
    @allupinyamouff3802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You were always on my mind. Blue eyes crying in the rain.
    On the road again.
    How can you be a pot advocate and not Know Willie Nelson.
    Maybe less Molly ari. 🤦‍♂️

  • @elliotpoplawski767
    @elliotpoplawski767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:39:41 Bro in denial saying he had "charming eyes" lmao

  • @williammcglone6515
    @williammcglone6515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Fuck yes I'm hyped for this one

  • @JLBlades
    @JLBlades 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol at the Helumth reference. You'd win more than 1 in 100.
    I play cards too and agree with you about the luck part.

  • @zamboslambo5243
    @zamboslambo5243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I thought he was talking about himself when he said wandering Jew hahaha

    • @__Gw
      @__Gw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was

  • @tips4truckers252
    @tips4truckers252 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    So glad I went to see if you had a podcast ari. Now im bindging.

  • @geminitaurus8693
    @geminitaurus8693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How to get out of the friend zone: Don't be her friend

  • @loganhayes
    @loganhayes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I legitimately thought Brendan was the "ginger do have souls" kid for like 3 years. I think he said it on a podcast and I just believed him

  • @carnylaw5872
    @carnylaw5872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You have to pull and pick through weeds sometimes to find a flower.

    • @carnylaw5872
      @carnylaw5872 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some proverb I heard somewhere

  • @DB-ex6ew
    @DB-ex6ew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So interesting to hear the guy side of this dilemma...FYI guys even the most gorgeous woman is totally insecure about her looks...so compliments go along way .. not creepy sexual ones .. make her feel beautiful and she will go for you.

  • @johnedward8352
    @johnedward8352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've thought the exact thing about his tingling theory

  • @_m_m4
    @_m_m4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    BRENDLE-SNAKE! BRENDLE-SNAKE!.... BRENDLE-SNAKE.

    • @ruddy9852
      @ruddy9852 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Saggle snake

  • @NickDiazofNauts
    @NickDiazofNauts 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The fountainhead is ALSO one of my fav books along with Ender’s Game (and All subsequent books) & Dune (and all subsequent books) lol

  • @horaciog9166
    @horaciog9166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i listened to this first on audio and i thought that at 12:16 ari was choking the shit out of the girl.

  • @crisisactor420
    @crisisactor420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn, I just got friendzoned HARD last night I needed this ep hahah

  • @muttbull
    @muttbull 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great ep!!

  • @Andrew-ii5qm
    @Andrew-ii5qm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you ari

  • @GooseTronics
    @GooseTronics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    yogi ari, you grew a beard within hours of your class... amazing!

  • @kylergillen3340
    @kylergillen3340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:35 the back of aris skull looks like a Tesla logo

  • @antonia5456
    @antonia5456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ari you carry it.

  • @anthonylaspin2579
    @anthonylaspin2579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You people...The whole Tony thing is for sure a bit...I wish I could find the clip but on one of the many pods i watch maybe KATS (for some reason Theo is ringing a bell) they were talking about like running bits comedians have and they said it was a bit, they also mentioned the Mark Normand Kevin Hart thing in the same breathe I believe and a couple other I can’t think of....I know I heard it somewhere but I’m just drawing a blank on where

  • @carnylaw5872
    @carnylaw5872 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That’s true, bragging rights!

  • @jakeegarris
    @jakeegarris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    For sure just seeing this guy I can see why he gets friendzoned so often. Real effeminate, beta vibes. He’s funny tho

    • @Alex-td1pi
      @Alex-td1pi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny?

    • @jakeegarris
      @jakeegarris 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Alex-td1pi I’ll be honest. I felt bad about just insulting him so I said he was funny. I think he’s just kind of a soft guy overall

  • @LeekowalskiWalker
    @LeekowalskiWalker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If he made a move on any of these girls earlier, they still would have rejected him.

  • @lukecarey613
    @lukecarey613 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m getting a tingling sensation 🤣

  • @benb6431
    @benb6431 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great podcast underrated

  • @justgarethsphone9663
    @justgarethsphone9663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I dont have a great life but boy this makes me sad for sag

  • @mattcopeland8833
    @mattcopeland8833 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great introduction!

  • @gordonfreeman1700
    @gordonfreeman1700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    WILLIE NELSON..Fuck that hurt

  • @Techn1colorful
    @Techn1colorful 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    He had two cameras, like he planned that kissing bit

  • @JJ-nw3jj
    @JJ-nw3jj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Friend zone" is not a thing we are not friends, cute fairytale though

  • @ryan34ssj
    @ryan34ssj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    From these stories it seems like he does the work with the ladies but then drinks as bit too much and puts them off

  • @endlessmike474
    @endlessmike474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you are drinking to avoid. you probably dont realize it. but they can sense it. you drink because you like drunk you better. you have to be happy and confident in sober you. not the show of confidence you have learned to fake so very well. i promise you bud.

  • @FAN3LL1
    @FAN3LL1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you put bandit to bed then she just looks at you and walks back out... try bringing her outside to go to the washroom quick. Thats basically the only reason my dog wont sleep or acts restless when she would usually be sleeping lol. This was in response to mentioning something about it just before 1:30:27

  • @scottanderson8914
    @scottanderson8914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You tell this guy is excited to be on this podcast. All good though, he seems like a cool dude.

  • @DJFullHam
    @DJFullHam 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is simultaneously the most and least dude bro conversation ever.

  • @B14k3
    @B14k3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You guys couldn’t remember Willie Nelson?!

  • @STE41k
    @STE41k 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    40:31 I was coming to this conclusion just as he said it.

  • @robertrodriguez578
    @robertrodriguez578 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:09:02 “Totally” 😂

  • @antidecepticon
    @antidecepticon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    420 EPISODE YOU CAN FILM IT WITH A 360 CAM AND PEOPLE CAN LOOK AROUND THE ROOM, JUST TRY TO KEEP IT ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE TABLE BECAUSE IT WILL GET ANNOYING. IM NOT RETYPING THIS CAPS WAS ON AND well, it is what it is.

  • @_boof
    @_boof 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was so confused by the gloryhole near Ari's head for a bit. Label it or something bro.

    • @carnylaw5872
      @carnylaw5872 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha!! That’s hilarious!! I didn’t even notice it the whole time 😂

  • @chickennuggetscoon6900
    @chickennuggetscoon6900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    God this is the bed podcast ever

  • @FAN3LL1
    @FAN3LL1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy looks like a chubby very young child in the thumbnail lol

  • @caseyleonard1327
    @caseyleonard1327 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Willy fucking Nelson God damn i couldn't get it either

  • @ryanparadissis9115
    @ryanparadissis9115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No it doesn't sound pathedic this is a real thing

  • @danielle1ashley
    @danielle1ashley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Btw, is that a pillow that looks like a bag of 🍄🍄🍄 or am I tripping? ❤️

  • @antonia5456
    @antonia5456 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is what I imagine what ‘young life’ is like Paster Ari

  • @tonypino5415
    @tonypino5415 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shout out to 3chi they have awesome products.

  • @danielle1ashley
    @danielle1ashley 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂❤️🔥 I LOVE ARI. 🇨🇦🙋🏼‍♀️

  • @michaelortiz3154
    @michaelortiz3154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thank you for being the most consistent real ass dude of skank mister Ari sir.

    • @michaelortiz3154
      @michaelortiz3154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i have the capacity to understand i am retarded ....SIR! .....thhhhhank you...good DAY, sir!

  • @kimberlyy
    @kimberlyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i respect ari for listening and treating this guy like a real comedian, i think its really sweet

  • @racheverday9214
    @racheverday9214 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sagalow if you see this, sobriety suits you. Keep hustlin

  • @TheSaltyBud
    @TheSaltyBud 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Does anyone know what equipment Ari uses to record?

  • @HeyRaggy
    @HeyRaggy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That shirt Fresh AF Brendan

  • @ScoldAudits
    @ScoldAudits 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    How many people are screaming "WILLIE NELSON" at the screen right now?

  • @rhydianbanner3590
    @rhydianbanner3590 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    ok the bond thing, bond stops a bomb destroying a plane which makes le chifre go bankrupt cos he bet the wrong way on stocks. Le chifre then organizes a desperate tournament to win a jackpot to get back the money he needs to pay off his clients. If he loses that MI6 think they can flip him for protection. Le chifre is unbeatable at poker but his desperation makes him lose. The girl on the road thing is just to make bond swerve. Its shot badly so he wouldnt have been able to see her. The plot after that point with spectre is just ridiculous

  • @antonia5456
    @antonia5456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does Brendan know Gillis?

  • @dianak.6611
    @dianak.6611 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not the Hitch speech

  • @MrDannyvialli
    @MrDannyvialli 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What teams shirt is he wearing?

  • @Dondillilochevrolet
    @Dondillilochevrolet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Uhhh. Did Ari actually say “mortals” meaning non comics...ugh. Worse than saying civilians.

  • @claraeous4677
    @claraeous4677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ari what happened to Joe? Did he kick you to the curb? Wouldn’t be surprised

    • @Hallahanify
      @Hallahanify 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joe who? What happened

  • @PwnerforhighER
    @PwnerforhighER 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    that 3chi hook up we gone get fukd up in a few weeks

  • @screenPhiles
    @screenPhiles 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ari loses it for interrupting his guest one minute, then continues doing so the next.

  • @endlessmike474
    @endlessmike474 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    and ari, thats a wisconsin goodbye.

  • @kaosskillz
    @kaosskillz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    3chi has been my shit for a year

  • @jasonweber5464
    @jasonweber5464 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo B sounds like you put yourself in the friend zone

  • @zackflora6165
    @zackflora6165 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Willy Nelson!!!!!

  • @gammondragon8080
    @gammondragon8080 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know what day it is today, Ari..?

  • @father3dollarbill
    @father3dollarbill 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    FOUR
    FOUR
    FOUR
    FOUR!!

  • @mickeysquintz9650
    @mickeysquintz9650 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    IM TRYING TO FIND THE LEGAL THC ALTERNATIVE THAT ARI MENTIONED THAT HE SAID WILL GET YOU HIGH... CAN ANYONE PLEASE HELP ME IF YOU KNOW THE ANSWER, IT WOULD BE HIGHLY APPRECIATED!!!

  • @sparkling.redrose
    @sparkling.redrose 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    do an episode with Annie Lederman

  • @fancyhitchpin8675
    @fancyhitchpin8675 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR!