Gooneiform feat. Stavros Halkias | Chapo Trap House
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Episode 794 - Gooneiform feat. Stavros Halkias (1/1/24)
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Stavvy baby joins us to ring in the New Year with some talk on Christmas gift-giving, review some recent comedic offerings from Israeli TV and Tucker Carlson’s X show, and finally to look at some of recent political developments in the great city of Baltimore and state of Maryland.
Watch Stav’s special “Fat Rascal”, streaming now on Netflix.
And listen to the Stavvy’s World podcast wherever you get podcasts.
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Stavros would be a good guest on The Adam Friedland Show
He’s not big enough
@@Lightningkuriboh au contraire
Won't happen. Stav's not center left.
@@slickstufneatstuf Why does that matter?
@drystack86 The Adam Friedland Show is an exclusively center-left broadcast. Why do think Chris Cuomo was on?
As a Ravens fan, I'm loving that Stavros is showing up at games. He's our Taylor Swift.
Filibustin' makes me feel good
What's the age of consent in Israel? Jerry Seinfeld needs to know!
EDIT: It's 16 years old. It makes so much sense.
They recently tried to drop it to 14!
What's the deal with waiting until they're in high schoooool?@@aurus6483
@@aurus6483 wow. Did Vatican City just raise theirs to 14?
100% on most/all old actors doing sex crimes. Except Paul Newman, we stan a respectable, sexed-up Ohio king.
Have we ever seen Cristman and Stavros in the same room?
I love Stavv
He's aight I guess
He's right. Skyline chili manages to combine the exotic flavors of a swamp and the familiar feelings of being dumped in on bowl.
Wills cary Grant impression is on point lmao
Uday n Qusay kinda had a 300 moment at the end. Mandela effect will have made them living to make a killer rap album
punk rock
Will on on fire this episode. Didn’t miss once
I had to go back and listen again when Felix said AOC bought a Tesla because I misheard it and thought he said AOC joined Hezbollah. 😂
Can't wait to see her in a burqa.
I fucking wish she'd be cool.
Man, you just know AOC the type to have a crying child of hers come home one day and say "Everyone says my mom's not cool!" only to have her go "Oh yeah?! Well, could a not cool mom so the newest Til Tok dance!?"
Thanks for calling in from 2016 Stav what the
Wasn't it better then?
Stav came in on brand right out the gate 😂
Stavros is great fuc the haters
How crazy was it when your barber was your surgeon… cause y’know that’s the guy who cuts stuff off your head
And your dentist. Dream job.
The guy who has the sharpest knives in the village.
Will having an absolute blast with how much of a boys club this episode is, he was on fire. You love to see it.
CT fans are acted like a jilted lover toward Stavros. I like Nick too but get over it
Nickophants
we loveour matty!
Well well well if it isn't the ineffable Mr Chapo!
Fredrick Douglas is going to be put on a leather jacket like those gangsta Loony Tunes ones.
It made me think of those absolutely revolting pics on Ted Cruz as a badass. 🤮🤮🤮
The trough runneth over.....
Been trying to find this clip of Matt talking about how dudes that went to Iraq went to war but didn’t get to “have” a war, its really annoying me.
Another stav classic 👌
Is it one of the cushvlogs, where he is also talking about trading cards
Blowback ep 13?
@@user-ch3hs3rv8hthanks I’ll check! Very possible, cuz I did listen to them too
I recall that. Vividly attach it to the ending of Generation Kill. A bunch of grunts looking at their 'highlight reel' of basically doing jack shit while heavily armed, and winning despite themselves. Pride on their faces slowly turning to shame and emptiness.
last and straight
Im gay ❤
Stav got invited on Chapo to promote his special but Mullen doesn't. Guess we know where Wills loyalties are. Fake friends, we love to see it.
@@acetate909Mullen been playing with fascists a bit too much
@@willywonka7812
Fascists? Like Chris Cuomo and Neil DeGrass Tyson? Serious question, do you know what the word fascist means?
@@acetate909 guys calm down i have enough poppers for all of us
I really enjoyed this, two gay men brought me here
Press like if you need someone to call 911 for you
A fellas only episode
Goddamn, this episode was amazing.
Hell yeah its stav baby
Im literally DYING over the Grinch thing...please o please PlEASE someone anyone how do i hire one of these grinch impersonators
Hell yeah
God damn, this is the closest thing to an episode of Cumtown I’ve heard since the show ended 😂
I also condemn TAFS center-left shift.
only 20mins in but uh yeah absolutely awesome and hilarious episode, guys!
Either Will forgot or he invented the opening scene of History of the World Part I.
Hell yeah dude!
How's Matt?
He's been shitposting on twitter
@@rixyarbrough1702 duh, but how is he
@@DirkPiddlemarkhe's getting better. Got a coherent personal message from himyesterday. Family is good.
I saw a pic of him on Instagram his wife posted. It doesn't look good tbh.
I want to see that pro-German comic doing standup in the late 1930's.
Calling in because even after flaking once he can’t be bothered to leave the house
He can't leave the house because the cranes to move that sort of weight were booked until May
Fucken hell where ya been
As one of the only women still listening to this podcast I'll have to sit this one out, i have a weak stomach
What would, like, the girl equivalent of this be? Maybe the episodes of Chapo where they have the Seeking Derangement crew on?
I feel like raunchy gay guys have to be gross and horny on behalf of women. Even Amber, who coined the term 'dirtbag left,' can't really keep up when the boys are being boys. She couldn't bring herself to talk about Hunter Biden's cock, let alone the quality of WWI sex toys. It's kind of sad, really. Women should make more podcasts about, I donno, having diarrhea while you're on your period at the same time, or the best sex positions to use when you're cheating on your husband, or using a double-dildo with your mom... I donno, is aunt/niece magic a thing? Could we make it a thing? I'm just brainstorming here.
Where's my sandwich?
@@blackdog9698919When Amber is on.
@@blackdog9698919 girl bathroom humor is best when it is decisive. constantly talking about a period sounds like a medical condition.
Stav, Hessa and Amber... they're all, each in their own way, trying to do much with little.
I miss Matt.
"Risen Soldiers"
Stav clowning on fat guys being epically sexy is pretty sus
I like the idea of these “solidarity” trips by Jewish B listers. So if we take the position that the Jewish people are in an existential war against a genocidal enemy, beset by foes and haters around the world, the people need a morale boost. Surely the comedic stylings of Bret Gelman will help!
How is Hamas fairing?
@@TurtleChad1based on the combat vids each side is putting out, pretty well
Shockingly well, based on what I’ve seen? A recent official IDF statement said that the Hamas command structure is largely intact and not diminished in capacity despite the massive bombardment of Gaza. That could of course just be a talking point to justify their ongoing ethnic cleansing of the strip, but all the videos I’ve seen of the ground war show the Al-Qassam brigades being surprisingly effective at guerilla war and the IDF seeming out-of-practice and undertrained for this kind of warfare. My big fear is that Israel’s government is going to get frustrated with this and just ragequit using nukes if the international community doesn’t force an end to the war.
Star of the silver screen bret gelman
@@TurtleChad1 The IDF has killed more IDF than they have rescued hostages. If HQ is admitting to running over their own troops with tanks on multiple occasions then they are probably not winning.
for fucks sake stop killing yoshi
Would be great if they could get a good comedian like Nick Mullen or Adam Friedland on instead of a crowdwork type like Steven Halkos
So mullen could go for a 15 minute coked out rant?
@user-dm1yb3qq2m it's called a fugue
So what’s up with you? On a diet? Going through a break up? Any jokes you can give me?
BRING SAM HYDE ON CHAPO!!
Stimros hollabad
I cheated on the Cantaloupe that I love. I am scum.
But whats about jackfruit
Anne heche was on ray donovan?
No.
Damn stav getting cooked in the comments lol. Not personally my brand of comedy but it’s a free podcast, relax
It’s the people mad he left Cumtown
you cant tell the brainbroken fans of this podcast to relax, they'll just call you a slur
chapo check
Massive
Well now we need Nick Mullen on the show to offset the fatness 😂
Then who will offset the gayness?
@@slickstufneatstuf very obviously the bug himself, Adam Friedland
@@SuspiciousGanymede
Offsetting gay with...more gay?
@@SuspiciousGanymedeThat's just Bug Gay
Didn't they complain about him flaking on the last show? Why have him on this one.
theyre friends
Yeah you can tell by listening to this that they’re still mad about that
Why did tucker have on spacey? Stav has dirt on them. Well actually it's is just filth on his tracksuit.
Wtf would they not complain
@@alanfulcher460 Yeah Paul McCartney died during the recording of Abbey Road too, you can tell by the way Ringo taps the drums slightly softer
Alright goofball! Where the heck is Christman?
Still recovering from a stroke?
#goonergoals@@BenjaminGlatt
Tbh I saw a picture of him on Instagram his wife posted. It looks pretty bad. Don't count on him coming back.
I'm leaving
Stavros is not funny, and the episodes featuring him are the worst. Fleshlight jokes? Seriously, what fucking year is this?
lol arrogant Stavros is worse than Cumtown Stavros
Go take a nap baby
I still like him but his ego is inflating faster than he is. Plugging something in the first half of the episode? Dude couldn’t wait to the end for Will to prompt him like every other guest?
My biggest issue is shit audio quality.
I think it's great that people can zoom in etc but it you're using the trash built in mic nothing you say matters.
@@hhhy9160 Audio Pedophiles outing themselves in the comments smdh
Stav on a political podcast is such a good idea. He’s not the dumbest grifter alive or anything
lil bro mad about a podcast called chapo trap house lmao
@@feelnowayss I just don’t like supporting Israel grifters
@@peterpansie5where'd he have a bad take on Israel? Genuinely curious, I haven't seen that
You don't know what you're talking about
@@michaela8194 you don’t know what your talking about
Israel stavros here to sell you something
So not funny let me know when matt is back
Your mom was funny. She'll let you know when Matt is back.
@@juqual78 ???
yeah will's loud fake laugh is awful, respect to the living planet stav's beautiful laugh saving us
So weird how chapo is besties w these complete misogynists/chauvinists
lol
How did you find yourself here if you don't like Chapo or Stav?
If you can qualify as a misogynist/chauvinist for literally just telling dirty jokes and minding your own business like Stavvy does (if there are any accusations against him, I'm open to hearing about them).... then what the fuck is Kevin Spacey? Sexism Hitler?
Oh my heavens, dirty jokes? Clutch your pearls elsewhere. You sound unhinged.
You probably use the drip coffee method
Perfect start to the new year!
I'll take one lemon lime flavored morphine floor cleaner, please