"You guys have wroten articles" Yes i said it, sorry ahead of time 😭🤦🏻♂️ 3:10 Sometimes I don't grammar well... But you may as well subscribe to help me get better 😀
FWIW, spoken and written are completely different brain functions. One is happening live and your brain is working on other things the whole time that the words are being formed. You're fine.
@@PhillBogart Hal Holbrook did such an amazing job relaying Twain's satire. Idiot/Congress is one I laughed so hard at, yet I knew so many people would miss the jab.
@@DillonEnglandCalling the pro-abortion crowd poor choice is using their own propaganda. Call a spade a spade and call them anti-life or, more accurately, pro-death. One wouldn't use the Third Reich propaganda term for their desire to murder all the Jews. These sorts of euphemistic terms are to avoid calling attention to the fact that millions are losing their lives.
The average person will forget a public scathing of a company in less than 24 hours. But, when that company tries to retaliate, the memory will stick for many months. In other words: Keep doing what you do best, Babylon Bee!
I hope The Bee has a Wall of Fame where they proudly display their various angry letters from lawyers and court orders. Receiving something angry on corporate letterhead is a true sign that a joke totally "stuck the landing."
South Park has been sued so many times! And have never lost in court. They’ve got money and lawyers and don’t bow to threats. I hope the Bee is as successful.
Suggestion to a Babylon Bee article: The new Snow White live action adaptation has been renamed: *Snow White And The Seven Palestinians, An Adventure From the River to the Sea*
You know what- the people that get offended are not the ones closest to the tragedy, because military, police, fire , EMS , and nurses have the same dark twisted humor to deal with our jobs 😂
As a retired combat veteran I can tell you that a vast majority of service members have what most people would call a dark sense of humor. And being shot at, having IEDs blow up around you, the only way you can deal with it is to make jokes about it. We crack on each other and cut each other down a lot, but that really means we love each other. The only time you have to worry is when your fellow soldiers hardly acknowledge you or never say rude things to you. Heck most of my officers and even a General or two would say crazy things or laugh if I said something crude to them. One Colonel used to always tell me nasty jokes!!
When I was a kid and we saw live on TV at school (many schools aired it because of the teacher being on board) the Challenger explode I said the last words of that teacher on it was "hey, what's this button for?" Wasn't because I was a cruel kid, just trying to cope with the overwhelming image of what I saw.
I was in Florida at the time as a kid and they all brought us out into courtyard to watch the plume of smoke from rockets.....then it split and they all took us suddenly inside and didn't tell us anything. Fuinny joke thought, would have been better if teacher was the one who pressed it.
Regarding the teacher on Challenger…a joke right after….what color were Christa McAuliffes eyes? Blue. One blew right, one blew left. We buried my grandfather that day.
Pieces of Challenger hadn't hit the water before someone started the 'What does NASA stand for' joke going around the unit. A: Need Another Seven Astronauts
I like the Spirit airline jokes. Ironically, the best flights I’ve had in the last decade were on Spirit. The negative publicity meant having room to extend your elbow into the empty seat next to you, but the best surprise was that the flight attendants were relaxed and friendly. Often now the flight attendants (on other airlines) seem to be on edge and wary - to the point of being defensive if you say thank you. So, I decided to give this little acknowledgment to them in your comments section.
Appreciate the Spirit shout out. There have been a few people claiming Spirit has been pretty good. I'm almost convinced to give them a try. appreciate the comment!
@@DillonEnglanddon’t. Last flight had a woman who screamed at me and claimed my animals under the seat were farting the whole time (we were at the front right by the bathrooms with people standing there waiting to go) and then was coddled by the staff for the remaining 4 hours of the flight. I am Indian and they were all the same race, darker than me.
First time (and last time) I was on Spirit, the attendants were fighting with one of the passengers and they wouldn't stop loudly talking about it among themselves. So loud that not even headphones could block their incessant complaining, while they disregarded the rest of the passengers and blocked the restroom... so very unprofessional. It takes two, but the situation was diffused ans they wanted to escalate it. Besides that, the last minute cancelling, and rescheduling to where they charged me extra and couldn't do anything about. Just a horrible experience overall. Cheaper up front, but you'll pay for it otherwise.
There used to be a female tv comedian in the UK called Marti Caine. In the Sun newspaper, there used to be a page of crossword and simple puzzles, probably set up days or weeks before publication, including anagrams of famous stars or tv personalities. On the day Marti died suddenly and unexpectedly, the famous personality anagram was "I'm in a crate" ( Marti Caine). Ouch.
AWANA is a good and fun Children's Bible-based program that encourages and strengthens trust, faith, love and obedience to Jesus Christ in one's life, so the joke with Trump in a Sparky vest, in his attempts to endear Christians, was something that promoted the efforts of the AWANA organization as one with a positive impact and influence on everyone. Someone misread the implications behind the use of their organization's Sparky vest in the joke and took offense, without realizing that it was one that brought good publicity to their goals and efforts in ministry, as people will want to know more about it and be encouraged to have children participate to get to know God more through their ministry. Thank-you for sharing: it was fun encouragement.❤️😂🙏 God bless you all!💖👑💎🕊
AWANA is a good and fun Children's Bible-based program that encourages and strengthens trust, faith, love and obedience to Jesus Christ in one's life - frankly religious indoctrination of children is inherently child abuse, so no it is not a 'good' program.
The real message is that TRUMP would try to co-opt even an organization with a pristine reputation like AWANA, without hesitation, and without any apparent awareness of how outrageous it was. Nothing appears to be off limits to the powerful suction of his ego.
@@RealDavidN I think you missed the point of my comment, as God's love is extended to whosoever will believe, receive, love and obey Jesus Christ, whether Trump or any of the rest of us sinners who are saved only through our faith and trust in Jesus Christ and His atonement for us all as we choose Him throughout our daily lives. I want to go to heaven to be with the God Who loves us that much, and if Trump or the vile criminal on the cross who confessed Christ are going there, too, I'm just happy we all make there one day. Remember the Bible says we will be judged by the same measure we judge others; I'm just glad for contrite, broken-hearted humble penitence before God (and others) to be forgiven wherever we've strayed, and to get back on the right path again. God is good to all. I hope we all reciprocate His love through obedience in this life - then we'll be rejoicing in heaven together one day! God's blessings upon us all as the Father wills, in the love of Jesus Christ and power of the Holy Spirit!
It's true. I was just watching a thing where basically the last straw toward Elon buying Twitter and opening free speech back up was that the Bee had gone too far and gotten banned. Elon missed them. 😂 So he bought it.
You can't spell funeral without "fun." I laugh at them, too. Nothing I do is bringing them back, so it just makes more sense to enjoy life when and where you can. I let me kids laugh at them, too. My son and I aren't allowed to sit with each other anymore.
I've had to walk out of a few funeral services because I was laughing so hard. Anyone who followed me out to offer comfort found my thoughts equally hysterical. My best friend died at 39. She looked gorgeous! I kept visualizing her sitting up and saying, "Boo!" I couldn't make it stop. For my grandfather, I was whispering to my dad that Grandpa didn't look like Grandpa. We figured out it was because he wasn't wearing his glasses. "He doesn't NEED them but...." We made a note to remember Grandma's glasses a few years later.
I got ejected from my cousins funeral. Everyone was standing around going "he looks so handsome, he looks just like he's sleeping.." Then there's me.."He looks like he got hit by a train..." Which is how he died. I'm sorry I didn't get the memo we'd entered the delusional part of the evening, you could SEE the putty used to reconstruct half his face. At least I never said "WTF were you thinking, open casket? FFS..." I thought it, but never said it, so I'm calling it a win.
@@jlgavitt How to explain a funeral to my 3 y.o. daughter. "Grandpa's taking a nap." My 3rd child, so my reaction time was good. I caught her JUST as she was climbing into the casket to lay next to him.
Thankfully I never had to explain death and funerals to a young child, mine were in their teens before a family member passed. I'd have done a shit job. Most likely my husband would have taken that one for the team.
Not really. We're called sociopaths because of it. "Don't you care at all? How can you be so cold?" But as soon as you get a video on EMS workers or detectives being able to push through and ignore emotions, it's, "What a hero! They save lives!" Like, those of us who can emotionally distance ourselves from issues in the domestic may not be saving lives daily, but we're not trying to manipulate you just because we aren't instantly drawn to babies or can cut through your marriage drama to see the issues causing it.
I believe humans were "given" a sense of humor as a coping mechanism for all the terrible things life throws at us. I feel sorry for people who are easily offended because they are lacking in this trait.
I have been hit by or run over by ten cars, resulting in the amputation of my right leg, and the only way to get through it is with HUMOR. I did stand up comedy and most of the jokes were ON ME…
After flying with Spirit the first time, my wife asked me what it was like. I told her that it was like that movie from the 1950s where Jimmy Stewart was riding in a bus in a foreign country wearing a suit and a hat. Nobody spoke English, it was smelly and people were riding with goats and chickens. Kinda like that.
There was never a more dark and hilarious caption as "Trump Bestows Medal of Honor on John McCain's Tumor" I recoiled in horror and burst out laughing at the same time.
I get a 24 hour suspension on youtube at least once a week ...Yahoo hasnt let me comment for over 2 years because I shared my experience with J&J vaccine and how I'm still suffering
Awana needs to lighten up! My daughter and her friend use to see how many memory verses they could pass each week. They would memorize, quickly find a leader to quote to and move on to the next. I doubt they retained any memorization.
@@Capohanf1That's a terrible take, and not just because you are trusting Google to always be honest and accurate despite their record on both. If something is truly important to you, you will immerse yourself in it, and that usually means memorizing at least some of the source material. Also, one of the first attacks that anyone will take in defending their religion are challenges to how well they know their scripture, and if they don't know it extremely well, that is treated as a strike against them.
I totally relate to finding comedy in tragedy. A local elderly man died from a gas explosion in his home. My friend was telling me about this and said; "The poor man. I wonder what went through his mind in his final moments" To which I replied, "His oven" 😱
Never saw the AWANA piece. I LOVE AWANA … but that’s hilarious. Hopefully it made people discover what AWANA is. I can’t tell you how much I love The Bee
Sprirt airlines had the most uncomfortable seats I've ever sat in and that includes those where my parachute seat cushion. For the return flight i bought a memory foam pillow to sit on. The flight was delayed so everyone got an extra bag of pretzels 😞
The author dying the same day as you put out the satire reminds me of a dark humor meme about babies that I posted to a pregnant friend's social media, only to have her post about a miscarriage like an hour later. It was a complete Ah sht! moment.
I mean that Kari Lake one is dumb because she actually just opposes a federal ban, and she doesn’t like the use of a territorial law in AZ. There are good legal reasons to have those positions that have nothing to do with “baby m******”
Yes some people cope with bad news by covering it with a bit of humor. My wife doesn't understand that aspect of me and I hold back on it as she's commented in a few cases why do I laugh at so many things. And the truth is, even within the dark and horrible clouds of life, there is almost always something that can be comedic. Sure it's not the best time for it (too soon, FAR too soon). But it is there, and we cope by grasping at that comedic lining of the cloud. And yes I have flown Spirit once .. just once. But in my defense with no luggage that flight the $49 one way fare was hard to beat. And I got in my needed steps pedaling with the rest to keep the plane in the air.
I was a big east coast city firefighter. You want dark humor. Sit at the kitchen table after multiple deaths. If the public heard us, they would want to put us in our own camps.
Yeah, I have moments like that too when I immediately think of funny or ironic angles to tragic events or someone's death. In the skit about Californians moving to Texas - going to the gun range - the Alec Baldwin rule had me crying it was so twisted funny.
At the Crisis Hotline our motto was "child abuse is the gift that keeps on giving." Brian Finkelstein "Perfect Moments" did capture the reality of that work.
@DillonEngland Yep, AWANA organization changed the wording when I was in high school sometime between 2000-2005 they were concerned about possibly being sued.
@@duckfarmer8630 you know what, now that you mention it, I remember something about that when I was a kid. I would have been age 6-10 when that happened
1:55 _...is it bad, that I'm imagining the next headline being something along the lines of..._ *Author who Reads Babylon Bee article about herself...* *Dies.* Or... *Babylon Bee article so atrocious, Subject preemptively dies is response!*
I had a friend that worked with Awana. She kept calling it Juwana and I was confused. I asked her if she meant Juwanna know Jesus? She was not amused. 😒🤪😂
I worked in a cemetery in my younger days, the humor there was at the very least interesting... Being the new guy, I got all the worst jobs. One morning, we had the country corner assistance arrive with an exhumation order. After we/ I, cleared the top of the vault.. I dropped down on the vault cap with my ear to the cap.. Then I looked up at the M.E. assistant and said did you hear that... The look of astonishment on his face.... and he said, "hear what.." with a kind of quiver in his voice.. I looked him in the eye and said.. "she said she would like five more minutes to get ready"..... The poor guy didn't know how to take the weird sense of humor.. the way he was peeking over the edge, into the hole when we lifted the cap... you could see the relief when he saw the casket was intact... the whole time getting it on the cart and into his van, I kept acting like I was listening to the casket... By the time everything was signed and he was ready to leave, he was as nervous as a chichihua on meth.... The next day, the county M.E. called, and asked us not to do that anymore..... his assistant was traumatized............
There was a comedian I saw on YT (can't recall who) that said they flew Spirit and someone had a medical issue so the flight attendants announced "Is there a doctor on board". The guy laughed and said "this is Spirit Airlines, all of the doctors are flying on Delta"! Then he went on to say, Nurses, Physical Therapists, Paramedic school dropouts, anyone? Don't have a heart attack on Spirit....
"You guys have wroten articles" Yes i said it, sorry ahead of time 😭🤦🏻♂️ 3:10
Sometimes I don't grammar well...
But you may as well subscribe to help me get better 😀
„Grammitik macht frei!"
Words are hard.
FWIW, spoken and written are completely different brain functions. One is happening live and your brain is working on other things the whole time that the words are being formed. You're fine.
I apply for the job...
No offense, but I am curious. English is not your native language? You have a learning disorder? You are jokingly using bad grammar?
This reminds me of the quote by Will Rogers, "I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."
That was one awesome Okie! We need more like him nowadays.
"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself." - Mark Twain
@@PhillBogart Hal Holbrook did such an amazing job relaying Twain's satire. Idiot/Congress is one I laughed so hard at, yet I knew so many people would miss the jab.
Just watch modern SOCIETY. They're bat sh-t crazy without government.
The best one was "RBG's death overturned by 9th Circuit Appeals Court." That actually got fact-checked.
fact checkers make the Bee articles even funnier
That’s bad funny.
@@DillonEnglandCalling the pro-abortion crowd poor choice is using their own propaganda. Call a spade a spade and call them anti-life or, more accurately, pro-death. One wouldn't use the Third Reich propaganda term for their desire to murder all the Jews. These sorts of euphemistic terms are to avoid calling attention to the fact that millions are losing their lives.
This reminds me of "Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead."
@@Archimedes616 👍You're dating yourself....lol
The average person will forget a public scathing of a company in less than 24 hours. But, when that company tries to retaliate, the memory will stick for many months.
In other words: Keep doing what you do best, Babylon Bee!
The Streisand Effect is real 😂
"Invalid Satire" OMG, that's hilarious! How do they not realize they are making your point?!? 😆
Yeah it was like confirmation 😂😂😂
Their reaction validated the satire. 😂😂😂
Babylon Bee is supposed to be satire yet they end up telling the truth.
Yeah, that's kinda the definition of satire.
@@ericperkins3078 I so dig the sarcasm thrown in there, eric haha. Sarcastic satire: a new genre, or a band name? 🤔😉
When reality becomes satire, satire becomes fact: somebody.
Bears eat beets.
Bees eat onions.
@@elessarstrider5210 Fact: onions eat bears. JIM WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!!!!??
I hope The Bee has a Wall of Fame where they proudly display their various angry letters from lawyers and court orders. Receiving something angry on corporate letterhead is a true sign that a joke totally "stuck the landing."
😂exactly!
😂👍
South Park has been sued so many times! And have never lost in court. They’ve got money and lawyers and don’t bow to threats. I hope the Bee is as successful.
One only takes flak when one's over the target.
Nothing is ever too far with satire. Babylon Bee continues to nail it with the humor...love hearing these stories. I'm an eternal fan!
Same!
Mad respect for the Bee. Satire is really needed in this world and the fact they are willing to roast their own side is a great quality.
That's why I respect them, they don't pull punches on either side.... which is how comedy should be
Babylon Bee should post each and every C&D letter!
That would be amazing! I'll ask if that can happen
A rewritten parody version of the letter.
They would get a C&D for doing so...
Call them D&C letters ;)
@@DillonEnglandwe NEED to see them. 🤭
Suggestion to a Babylon Bee article:
The new Snow White live action adaptation has been renamed:
*Snow White And The Seven Palestinians, An Adventure From the River to the Sea*
for legal reasons they probably can't use suggestions
I'll get Joel to read this
@@DillonEnglandplease arrange a presidential debate
Wait, can she be Snow..white? Maybe Snow Weissman, a good jap 😉
Oh and Snow White is being casted by Nyakim Gatwech
One of 😊the funniest phrases I’ve ever heard is : “There’s nothing funny about …”. That’s nothing but a challenge.
You know what- the people that get offended are not the ones closest to the tragedy, because military, police, fire , EMS , and nurses have the same dark twisted humor to deal with our jobs 😂
That's 100% true!
Dark humour is 1 of life’s safety valves.
Gallows humor is fine for the executioner but when others try to make the same joke it's just flat out lame
YT is on its censorship kick. I guess it's free speech only when it's them doing the talking.
those who work with it? yes.
family and friends of the dead? less so.
Freedom of speech is a wonderful thing! I hope we don't loose it.🗽🇺🇸
As a retired combat veteran I can tell you that a vast majority of service members have what most people would call a dark sense of humor. And being shot at, having IEDs blow up around you, the only way you can deal with it is to make jokes about it. We crack on each other and cut each other down a lot, but that really means we love each other. The only time you have to worry is when your fellow soldiers hardly acknowledge you or never say rude things to you. Heck most of my officers and even a General or two would say crazy things or laugh if I said something crude to them. One Colonel used to always tell me nasty jokes!!
When I was a kid and we saw live on TV at school (many schools aired it because of the teacher being on board) the Challenger explode I said the last words of that teacher on it was "hey, what's this button for?"
Wasn't because I was a cruel kid, just trying to cope with the overwhelming image of what I saw.
I was in Florida at the time as a kid and they all brought us out into courtyard to watch the plume of smoke from rockets.....then it split and they all took us suddenly inside and didn't tell us anything. Fuinny joke thought, would have been better if teacher was the one who pressed it.
Regarding the teacher on Challenger…a joke right after….what color were Christa McAuliffes eyes?
Blue. One blew right, one blew left.
We buried my grandfather that day.
Pieces of Challenger hadn't hit the water before someone started the 'What does NASA stand for' joke going around the unit.
A: Need Another Seven Astronauts
@@paveltolz6601Ouch!
hilarious
I like the Spirit airline jokes.
Ironically, the best flights I’ve had in the last decade were on Spirit. The negative publicity meant having room to extend your elbow into the empty seat next to you, but the best surprise was that the flight attendants were relaxed and friendly. Often now the flight attendants (on other airlines) seem to be on edge and wary - to the point of being defensive if you say thank you.
So, I decided to give this little acknowledgment to them in your comments section.
I used to fly Spirit. Was not bad, Frontier is the Target to WW.
Appreciate the Spirit shout out. There have been a few people claiming Spirit has been pretty good. I'm almost convinced to give them a try. appreciate the comment!
@@DillonEnglanddon’t. Last flight had a woman who screamed at me and claimed my animals under the seat were farting the whole time (we were at the front right by the bathrooms with people standing there waiting to go) and then was coddled by the staff for the remaining 4 hours of the flight. I am Indian and they were all the same race, darker than me.
How about Egypt Air. For $400 they will fly you from JFK to JFK Jr.
First time (and last time) I was on Spirit, the attendants were fighting with one of the passengers and they wouldn't stop loudly talking about it among themselves. So loud that not even headphones could block their incessant complaining, while they disregarded the rest of the passengers and blocked the restroom... so very unprofessional. It takes two, but the situation was diffused ans they wanted to escalate it.
Besides that, the last minute cancelling, and rescheduling to where they charged me extra and couldn't do anything about. Just a horrible experience overall.
Cheaper up front, but you'll pay for it otherwise.
When does Awana begin the copyright infringement? The Beatles " Awana hold your hand ". The Beach Boys " Awana go home ". Where will it end? 😂
That's hilarious 😂
AWANA = Approved Workmen Are Not Ashamed. Perhaps you could come up with another meaning for the acronym.
Spirit gives a discount if you bring your dental records.
lol
They'll give you an additional 25% off if you also bring your own fire extinguisher buuuut they'll classify it as "carry-on luggage".
Readers Digest has been saying it for years. "Laughter is the best medicine"😁
Expect that statement to be fact checked as false by someone
If I am not wrong a least a few times a day, I haven't learned anything.🤔
That Keri Lake piece was fire! I want that satire verifier job, not going to lie to you most likely will fire me....
Keep up the good work Babylon Bee
Exactly, like "I can't ski babe" by L Yankelovich After Sonny Bono died skiing into a tree.
I miss Weird Al. I used to play his Christmas at Ground Zero in my science classes (teacher) until 9.11.
There used to be a female tv comedian in the UK called Marti Caine.
In the Sun newspaper, there used to be a page of crossword and simple puzzles, probably set up days or weeks before publication, including anagrams of famous stars or tv personalities.
On the day Marti died suddenly and unexpectedly, the famous personality anagram was "I'm in a crate" ( Marti Caine).
Ouch.
wow
Marti Caine was very funny.
Spirit flights are great. You can get a discount if you bring your own lawn chair!
Bet they'll charge you extra for the chair lol
Whats the discount if you bring your own pilot? Preferably a DEI, Trans Lesbian, person of color.
Lawn chairs are free, it's the seatbelts that cost extra.....
The cart coming down the aisle, will rent you seat cushions and oxygen masks.........
😂ouch
To quote the late, great George Carlin, "F**k 'em if they can't take a joke!"
The Awana pic is what drew me to this vid!
It's such a good picture lol
AWANA is a good and fun Children's Bible-based program that encourages and strengthens trust, faith, love and obedience to Jesus Christ in one's life, so the joke with Trump in a Sparky vest, in his attempts to endear Christians, was something that promoted the efforts of the AWANA organization as one with a positive impact and influence on everyone. Someone misread the implications behind the use of their organization's Sparky vest in the joke and took offense, without realizing that it was one that brought good publicity to their goals and efforts in ministry, as people will want to know more about it and be encouraged to have children participate to get to know God more through their ministry. Thank-you for sharing: it was fun encouragement.❤️😂🙏 God bless you all!💖👑💎🕊
AWANA is a good and fun Children's Bible-based program that encourages and strengthens trust, faith, love and obedience to Jesus Christ in one's life - frankly religious indoctrination of children is inherently child abuse, so no it is not a 'good' program.
It’s a great program. My kids loved it.
President Trump in the Sparky vest is really cute and so witty in my opinion. 😊
Pretty sure Trump didn't have anything to do with it. It is funny though.
The real message is that TRUMP would try to co-opt even an organization with a pristine reputation like AWANA, without hesitation, and without any apparent awareness of how outrageous it was. Nothing appears to be off limits to the powerful suction of his ego.
@@RealDavidN I think you missed the point of my comment, as God's love is extended to whosoever will believe, receive, love and obey Jesus Christ, whether Trump or any of the rest of us sinners who are saved only through our faith and trust in Jesus Christ and His atonement for us all as we choose Him throughout our daily lives. I want to go to heaven to be with the God Who loves us that much, and if Trump or the vile criminal on the cross who confessed Christ are going there, too, I'm just happy we all make there one day. Remember the Bible says we will be judged by the same measure we judge others; I'm just glad for contrite, broken-hearted humble penitence before God (and others) to be forgiven wherever we've strayed, and to get back on the right path again. God is good to all. I hope we all reciprocate His love through obedience in this life - then we'll be rejoicing in heaven together one day! God's blessings upon us all as the Father wills, in the love of Jesus Christ and power of the Holy Spirit!
The bee may have saved America. Thank yiu
I think satire helps people see truth. but there's alot of work to be done
@@DillonEnglandsatire is just a mirror for society to see how ridiculous society has become.
It's true. I was just watching a thing where basically the last straw toward Elon buying Twitter and opening free speech back up was that the Bee had gone too far and gotten banned. Elon missed them. 😂 So he bought it.
That's Totally True!!! My dad and I Struggle with that; to the point at funerals he would remind me that we both need to keep jokes to ourselves.
You can't spell funeral without "fun." I laugh at them, too. Nothing I do is bringing them back, so it just makes more sense to enjoy life when and where you can. I let me kids laugh at them, too. My son and I aren't allowed to sit with each other anymore.
I've had to walk out of a few funeral services because I was laughing so hard. Anyone who followed me out to offer comfort found my thoughts equally hysterical. My best friend died at 39. She looked gorgeous! I kept visualizing her sitting up and saying, "Boo!" I couldn't make it stop. For my grandfather, I was whispering to my dad that Grandpa didn't look like Grandpa. We figured out it was because he wasn't wearing his glasses. "He doesn't NEED them but...." We made a note to remember Grandma's glasses a few years later.
I got ejected from my cousins funeral. Everyone was standing around going "he looks so handsome, he looks just like he's sleeping.." Then there's me.."He looks like he got hit by a train..." Which is how he died. I'm sorry I didn't get the memo we'd entered the delusional part of the evening, you could SEE the putty used to reconstruct half his face. At least I never said "WTF were you thinking, open casket? FFS..." I thought it, but never said it, so I'm calling it a win.
@@jlgavitt How to explain a funeral to my 3 y.o. daughter. "Grandpa's taking a nap." My 3rd child, so my reaction time was good. I caught her JUST as she was climbing into the casket to lay next to him.
Thankfully I never had to explain death and funerals to a young child, mine were in their teens before a family member passed. I'd have done a shit job. Most likely my husband would have taken that one for the team.
Some people have the remarkable ability to remain unemotional about things and at the same time see the funny side of things. It's a gift.
Not really. We're called sociopaths because of it. "Don't you care at all? How can you be so cold?" But as soon as you get a video on EMS workers or detectives being able to push through and ignore emotions, it's, "What a hero! They save lives!" Like, those of us who can emotionally distance ourselves from issues in the domestic may not be saving lives daily, but we're not trying to manipulate you just because we aren't instantly drawn to babies or can cut through your marriage drama to see the issues causing it.
Sometimes it’s a necessity.
I hope the BB frames the "cease and desist" letter from Awana. THAT is the funniest thing I've heard in a LONG time.
That would be awesome
All that's missing in the Trump pic is him holding up his $60 Trump KJV bible
😂😂😂😂
If someone handed Trump an Awana vest he would totally wear it! And he would look exactly like that.🤣🤣🤣🤣
100% 😂
Brandon would put it on backwards.
@@robertslugg8361 ...after he sniffed it
That Kari lake headline was GOLD!!!!!!!!
A quote from Charlie Chaplin, "the difference between tragedy and comedy is distance".
Charlie Chaplin is the best
I believe humans were "given" a sense of humor as a coping mechanism for all the terrible things life throws at us. I feel sorry for people who are easily offended because they are lacking in this trait.
Narcissists can't laugh at himself
I have been hit by or run over by ten cars, resulting in the amputation of my right leg, and the only way to get through it is with HUMOR. I did stand up comedy and most of the jokes were ON ME…
But how did you stand up
Were the jokes lame?
Comedians are often the butt of their own jokes.
Is your stage name "Lucky"?🙂
After flying with Spirit the first time, my wife asked me what it was like. I told her that it was like that movie from the 1950s where Jimmy Stewart was riding in a bus in a foreign country wearing a suit and a hat. Nobody spoke English, it was smelly and people were riding with goats and chickens. Kinda like that.
😂😂😂
I hear it's like " Flight of the Phoenix " now lol. Jimmy Stewart was flying that plane.
What scares me about TBB, is how many of their way out, wacky jokes, turn out to be true.
The problem with 'too soon' is if you wait, it's not funny any more.
Most folks have the retention of a gnat....'cept us.
I'll do the Satire Verifier job for $40,000. 😁
Omgosh!! I remember when Babylon Bee did the Awana bit. I had family members who thought the picture was real. 😂😂
That's amazing 😂
I had a friend who thought that the article about thousands of people killed in a Black Friday stampede at target was real.
You are legit when you get cease and desist
There was never a more dark and hilarious caption as "Trump Bestows Medal of Honor on John McCain's Tumor" I recoiled in horror and burst out laughing at the same time.
That is insane 😂
That wasn't a Tumor. It was Bob Dole.
I recieved a censorship at TH-cam and Yahoo. FJB
what did you say?
I get a 24 hour suspension on youtube at least once a week
...Yahoo hasnt let me comment for over 2 years because I shared my experience with J&J vaccine and how I'm still suffering
@@gilwood7530 crazy man
Dillon: "You guys have wrotten articles" ... Oof, dude...so grammatically painful!
Yeah my bad on that one 😂
I thought I imagined he said that.😮😮😮
I’m pretty sure “wroten” uses only one “t.”
@@jamesa.holman2634 Ha! Good one! Or could it be "rotten"?
Come on guys, everyone knows the past tense of write is writed! 🤓
Desist. Unless you're removing an abnormal membranous sac in the body. Then you probably meant to write "decyst"
Wow! Good catch! I apparently can't spell today. Thank you!
Well, he did say “wroten” in this clip… let’s not expect too much.😵💫🫣😆
@@kjsgarden wow, that hurts
@@DillonEngland it hurt to hear it. So we’re even. 😉🫣😁
@@kjsgarden 😂
Dillion, you started my day with a smile. Thanks for this Episode.
Glad to hear that!
Trump looking smug in a Sparkies vest is hilarious. I went through the Awana program in the 90s and my kids are in it now. Great program.
Being a Trump supporter and an Awana Commander with Sparks being my favorite age group. I loved it! Good Job!😂
Humor makes all things bearable.
it definitely helps
You'll know you've truly arrived when Politifact tastes one of your articles "true".
that's the big thing ever....
Awana needs to lighten up! My daughter and her friend use to see how many memory verses they could pass each week. They would memorize, quickly find a leader to quote to and move on to the next. I doubt they retained any memorization.
Make them write it down as well.
WHO NEEDS TO MEMORIZE ANYTHING AS LONG AS GOOGLE EXISTS?!?!?!?!?
@@Capohanf1That's a terrible take, and not just because you are trusting Google to always be honest and accurate despite their record on both.
If something is truly important to you, you will immerse yourself in it, and that usually means memorizing at least some of the source material. Also, one of the first attacks that anyone will take in defending their religion are challenges to how well they know their scripture, and if they don't know it extremely well, that is treated as a strike against them.
I have to hang out with other vets because our sense of humor is super dark.
It’s how you deal with shitty things.
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I totally relate to finding comedy in tragedy.
A local elderly man died from a gas explosion in his home. My friend was telling me about this and said; "The poor man. I wonder what went through his mind in his final moments"
To which I replied, "His oven" 😱
Never saw the AWANA piece. I LOVE AWANA … but that’s hilarious. Hopefully it made people discover what AWANA is. I can’t tell you how much I love The Bee
Yeah the goal of this clip definitely wasn't to hate on Awana :) my church still uses them! But it was too funny not to share
You could even have a big red stamp being placed by an automated hand. "This clip is verified as Valid Satire!"
Sprirt airlines had the most uncomfortable seats I've ever sat in and that includes those where my parachute seat cushion.
For the return flight i bought a memory foam pillow to sit on.
The flight was delayed so everyone got an extra bag of pretzels 😞
The author dying the same day as you put out the satire reminds me of a dark humor meme about babies that I posted to a pregnant friend's social media, only to have her post about a miscarriage like an hour later. It was a complete Ah sht! moment.
That's tough 😭
I think most airlines just use the catapult for your baggage.
Very true
Dark humor is all that keeps me going these days. Which isn’t the kind of humor people expect their bank teller to have, but here we are 🤷🏻♀️
"For comedy to work, it must contain an element of truth"--- Rush Limbaugh (The late great RUSH LIMBAUGH).
Regards,
Andy, Annmarie's husband
I mean that Kari Lake one is dumb because she actually just opposes a federal ban, and she doesn’t like the use of a territorial law in AZ. There are good legal reasons to have those positions that have nothing to do with “baby m******”
Did he say “you guys have ‘wroten’”? Good god!
The prime directive of comedy is tragedy given time equals humor.
The Babylon Bee must be stopped in our lifetime! Before someone gets hurt 😅
Hahaha
As soon as he said hanging on to the escape vehicles, I admit Spirit airlines came to mind.
😂😂😂
Yes some people cope with bad news by covering it with a bit of humor. My wife doesn't understand that aspect of me and I hold back on it as she's commented in a few cases why do I laugh at so many things. And the truth is, even within the dark and horrible clouds of life, there is almost always something that can be comedic. Sure it's not the best time for it (too soon, FAR too soon). But it is there, and we cope by grasping at that comedic lining of the cloud.
And yes I have flown Spirit once .. just once. But in my defense with no luggage that flight the $49 one way fare was hard to beat. And I got in my needed steps pedaling with the rest to keep the plane in the air.
Sorry I'm just getting to this comment! Yeah, coping with humor is my go to as well.
Also, yep! You only fly Spirit once 😂
Great interview! First time finding you, so I will subscribe and keep an eye out
Hey thank you Nick! That means a lot! I hopefully won't let you down 😂
"Never too soon" is my motto.
😂
I hadn’t seen Trump’s Alana vest. OUTSTANDING! I hope you find a great hire for your Sarcasm Officer. (Don’t forget DEI in your selection.)
"Obviously, you have WROTEN..." Augh!
😞
I can remember when 3M asked Mad Magazine to parody Scotch Tape after the magazine parodies a competitor.
Reminds me of my Papaw's dying words "You have to make your own destiny, it isn't wrotten for you."
good ole papaw. miss that guy
I miss the days of Don Rickles and being able to roast people and they not get all butt hurt. As for the Spirit Airlines joke LOVE IT!
Man, I miss Don Rickles. The KING of roasts!
@@DillonEngland yep. The Dean Martin celebrity roasts were brutal but the person being roasted could take it. I miss grownups too.
I just loved that Trump/AWANA article. It was so on point regarding Trump.
I have a warped sense of humor 1/2 the time too.
I'm not a comedian, however...Oral Roberts was killed on his morning walk. The vehicle was described as a 37' Sea Ray.
😭
@@DillonEngland
Told you I wasn't a comedian
Very funny thanks ! Great way to start the day!
Spot on about Spirit. I knew THE minute I took a seat it would be the last time.
😂😂
I was a big east coast city firefighter. You want dark humor. Sit at the kitchen table after multiple deaths. If the public heard us, they would want to put us in our own camps.
Yeah, I have moments like that too when I immediately think of funny or ironic angles to tragic events or someone's death. In the skit about Californians moving to Texas - going to the gun range - the Alec Baldwin rule had me crying it was so twisted funny.
“You guys have wroten articles”
Bro’s not grammaring very goodly
See pinned commently
Satire. It's flame is alive and well at the Babylon Bee.
The Trump Awana vest was the best. I needed that laughter.
Don’t want their organization to be associated with the candidate of their choice 🤯 you can’t write that kind of irony it plays itself
If you think comedians have dark humor...try an internist physician after 40 years. It is a defense mechanism.
I bet lol
At the Crisis Hotline our motto was "child abuse is the gift that keeps on giving." Brian Finkelstein "Perfect Moments" did capture the reality of that work.
We actually had to change Awana Olympics to AWANA Games because word Olympics is trademark
Really? For your local church program?
@DillonEngland Yep, AWANA organization changed the wording when I was in high school sometime between 2000-2005 they were concerned about possibly being sued.
@@duckfarmer8630 you know what, now that you mention it, I remember something about that when I was a kid. I would have been age 6-10 when that happened
Thanks for commenting! Love the interaction!
Not going to lie, the Awana's vest is hilarious!
1:55 _...is it bad, that I'm imagining the next headline being something along the lines of..._
*Author who Reads Babylon Bee article about herself...* *Dies.*
Or...
*Babylon Bee article so atrocious, Subject preemptively dies is response!*
I was an "AWANA Counselor" on the Hawaiian Island of Maui, four decades ago.
Cool!
I had a friend that worked with Awana. She kept calling it Juwana and I was confused. I asked her if she meant Juwanna know Jesus? She was not amused. 😒🤪😂
That's hilarious
I get told off for my dark humor a lot. My natural inclination in dealing with tragedy is with dark humor.🤷
If you set up a recorder in ambulances for a week, Karens heads would explode…everyone else would cry laughing so hard. Very dark.
I worked in a cemetery in my younger days, the humor there was at the very least interesting...
Being the new guy, I got all the worst jobs. One morning, we had the country corner assistance arrive with an exhumation order. After we/ I, cleared the top of the vault.. I dropped down on the vault cap with my ear to the cap..
Then I looked up at the M.E. assistant and said did you hear that...
The look of astonishment on his face.... and he said, "hear what.." with a kind of quiver in his voice..
I looked him in the eye and said.. "she said she would like five more minutes to get ready".....
The poor guy didn't know how to take the weird sense of humor.. the way he was peeking over the edge, into the hole when we lifted the cap... you could see the relief when he saw the casket was intact... the whole time getting it on the cart and into his van, I kept acting like I was listening to the casket... By the time everything was signed and he was ready to leave, he was as nervous as a chichihua on meth....
The next day, the county M.E. called, and asked us not to do that anymore.....
his assistant was traumatized............
@@muddogtracker7449 🤣🤣⚰️
I am ready to hear any jokes about flying on Spirit Airlines.
Hopefully you weren't disappointed
There was a comedian I saw on YT (can't recall who) that said they flew Spirit and someone had a medical issue so the flight attendants announced "Is there a doctor on board". The guy laughed and said "this is Spirit Airlines, all of the doctors are flying on Delta"! Then he went on to say, Nurses, Physical Therapists, Paramedic school dropouts, anyone? Don't have a heart attack on Spirit....
Don't stop Babylon bee you got somebody's attention and that's a wonderful thing
The Kari Lake story is wild 😂 invalid satire 😭😭😭
Biggest head slap moments I get are when the Bee or the Onion get reposted as something real by MSM. Keep on skewering!
That was a pretty good Chappelle impression at the end there.
😂 thank you!
My Kids were in AWANA and My husband and I were leaders and my boys had a great time at the AWANA Olympics! ❤
I really need to get a job for a company like the Bee. Getting paid to sit in a nice office and write comedic satire news.
Sounds like the dream