"OH GOD NO! WHAT? SEVEN? THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!" - Markiplier finding out how many years ago 2016 was EDIT: oh god it's 8 now EDIT 2: okay yeah we get the point, it's about to be 9 and it will just keep going up every year
oh shit. you're wrong. 2016 was only, at most, 3 years ago hahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhhahahahahahhahaha. im going to cry in my room now thanks.
It was the bite of 7 when 7 chomped down on 9’s frontal lobe, because 7 8 9. And its quite surprising how long a number can survive without a frontal lobe.
I got no time I got no time to live I got no time to live, and I can't say goodbye And I'm regretting having memories Of my friends, who they used to be Beside me before they left me to die And I know this is I know this is the truth 'Cause I've been staring at my death so many times These scary monsters roaming in the halls I wish I could just lock the doors And stay in bed until the clock will chime So my flashlight's on And stay up 'til dawn I got this headache, and my life's on the line I felt like I won But I wasn't done The nightmare repeats itself every time Gotta keep my calm And carry on Stay awake until the sun will shine But I'm not so strong And they're not gone They're still out there to take what's left of mine I have this urge I have this urge to kill I have this urge to kill to show that I'm alive I'm getting sick from these apologies From people with priorities That they're life matters so much more than mine But I'm stuttering I'm stuttering again No one will listen, and no one will understand Because I'm crying as much as I speak 'Cause no one likes me when I shriek Want to go back to when it all began So my flashlight's on And stay up 'til dawn I got this headache, and my life's on the line I felt like I won But I wasn't done The nightmare repeats itself every time Gotta keep my calm And carry on Stay awake until the sun will shine But I'm not so strong And they're not gone They're still out there to take what's left of mine What's left of mine I got no time I got no time to live I got no time to live, and I can't say goodbye No time I got no time to live I got no time to live, and I can't say goodbye I got no time I got no time I got no time Five nights at Freddy's Is this where you wanna be?
Hi kids! Do you like violence? Want me to grab a spare bear Suit and stuff you inside it? Got an appetite, grab a couple slices Mom and Dad lied when they Told you I was lifeless What's this? Someone in the main office? Hanging out after hours? How obnoxious Watching us on his monitor, preposterous Time to wake the others Now we'll show him who the boss is Call me Freddy, I'm the teddy with a temper When I see a face like yours, I remember Make it through the night and I'll Bet they'll give you tenure Then you can be part Of Freddy's family forever Most of us got a major upgrade So I hope you don't hate staying up late If you're scared, give your resume an update 'Cause unless you quit You'll still be making minimum wage When I come to life, you got no place to hide Keep an eye on the time and A light by your side you can try If you'd like to survive five more nights Stick around, don't be shy We're your friends, we'll show you why Beware Mangle He'll leave your brains scrambled You could say he's got a couple wires tangled He likes surprising you from a higher angle Keep an eye above ya 'cause it's where he likes to dangle We got a brand new Freddy, Chica, Bonnie You can bring balloons, boy Time to throw the party put your mask on 'cause now the fun is starting Don't keep it on long, it ain't fooling Foxy Check the vents that we'll be Crawling out the bottom of If you got doors, now you oughta lock 'em up Whoops, I forgot, you don't even got 'em Keep the music playing Or we're gonna have a problem But don't relax once you have us distracted We move around as sporadic As mechanical crackheads We think on our own, no strings attached If you don't believe that, ask the Marionette Did you listen to the vision you saw? As the clock keeps ticking We'll be giving you more Do you remember the orignal four? (Take a look at us now 'cause our condition is poor) We were left to decay In this dark, troubled place Too late to run away (Just don't run out of double As) When I come to life, you got no place to hide Keep an eye on the time and A light by your side you can try If you'd like to survive five more nights Stick around, don't be shy Just don't listen to the phone guy Hello? Hello? Wow, you made it this far Honestly, didn't think you'd really Ever get far Ha ha, don't worry, you got nothing to fear This is just the beginning Of a thrilling career Now, the animatronics are known to bug out Isn't that enough reason to get the f out?! Listen up, guy, this gig ain't for me But we're having such fun and We'd hate you to leave you might mistake us For hostile monstrosities But accidents will happen when you Got a lot of teeth If you got a birthday, let us make it bright It's so exciting when a party Stops by for a bite We wait all night for the day to begin With a special surprise that we Save for the end If you don't already know how We like to make friends Then we'll show you now and You're gonna fit right in When I come to life, you got no place to hide Keep an eye on the time and A light by your side you can try If you'd like to survive five more nights Stick around, don't be shy We're your friends, we'll show you why Join us and die join us and die Join us and die join us and die
I don't know what I was thinking Leaving my child behind Now I suffer the curse and now I am blind With all this anger, guilt and sadness Coming to haunt me forever I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river Is this revenge I am seeking? Or seeking someone to avenge me? Stuck in my own paradox, I wanna set myself free Maybe I should chase and find Before they'll try to stop it It won't be long before I'll become a puppet It's been so long Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster To the man behind the slaughter Since you've been gone I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder The sanity of your mother I wish I lived in the present With the gift of my past mistakes But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes Your sweet little eyes, your little smile is all I remember Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper Justification is killing me But killing isn't justified What happened to my son? I'm terrified It lingers in my mind And the thought keeps on getting bigger I'm sorry my sweet baby, I wish I've been there It's been so long Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster To the man behind the slaughter Since you've been gone I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder The sanity of your mother
"What do you first do with food?"
Mark: "chew"
Incorrect!
Mark: "Was that bite?"
Yes
genius
Personally, I think he said "Was that severed"
@@xaf15001ok
The bite of 87
We gettin out of da math class with dis one 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
baldi's basic reference
@@WaterBottleHumperLOL wdym math class is real
@@datonemosasaurus4522 no way, i've never seen one. By that logic, woman would be real too
@@WaterBottleHumper 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@WaterBottleHumperand showers
I love how he’s flabbergasted before it says he’s incorrect, as if he realized too late
Nah to me it looks more like amazement he got it right then it transforms into shock and regret after the bite sound 😂
th-cam.com/users/shortsAba3EB5yPtk?si=MWbn0N2o3a9PJ6Gz part 2
Agreed
@@LucidLiuxx that also works
The real voice he actually said
The bite of 87
I love how Markiplier sits there in shock like he just saw a child's skull get crushed
th-cam.com/video/BbbxGrQQSEE/w-d-xo.htmlsi=bc1rx-amtV3ssmz7 part 2
Lmao
🤔 hmmm wonder why
Ig getting an incorrect number and realizing it was 7 can cause a reaction like that to him
Lmao 🤣
Naah, math is scarier
Markiplier, when someone asks "Who ate nine?"
Aha, good one.
100k!!!!!!
XD
I dont get it
@@NoOne-geit’s cuz there’s a joke that goes like “why is 6 scared of seven? Because 7 (ate) 8 9!”
"OH GOD NO! WHAT? SEVEN? THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!"
- Markiplier finding out how many years ago 2016 was
EDIT: oh god it's 8 now
EDIT 2: okay yeah we get the point, it's about to be 9 and it will just keep going up every year
oh shit. you're wrong. 2016 was only, at most, 3 years ago hahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhhahahahahahhahaha. im going to cry in my room now thanks.
This makes me feel old even though I know I'm not.
I am already in the middle of college, and I remember when I was like 14 years old and watched him
@@Grimbaloosame
@@Grimbaloo You are old though
Original sentence: Was that the bite of 87?
Alternate version 1: Was that 87?
Alternate version 2: Was that 7?
Alternative version 3: Was that the bite?
Alternative version 4: Was that _______ ?
Alternate version 5: was that 80?
Alternate version 6: that was 87
Alternate version 7: Was that 78?
Alternate version 8: Was that 8?
Alternate version 9: Was that my father?
Alternate version 10: was that 69?
Alternate Version 11: Was that a baby sniffing Cocaine and drinking semen!?
It was the bite of 7 when 7 chomped down on 9’s frontal lobe, because 7 8 9. And its quite surprising how long a number can survive without a frontal lobe.
Dang bro
987 tho
@@therealwisemysticaltree was that 9 8 7??
689
That's in 9 movie where machine turns 7 into part of metal beast and it attacks 9
0:21 when e-daters meet up irl
!INCORRECT! 0:22 ❌
Correct 0:21 ✅
OH 💀💀💀💀💀
Wrong it is 0:00
Teacher: Mark, what is 79+8?
Mark: 94?
Teacher: INCORRECT!
Mark: WAS THAT 87?!
This man skipped math class in kindergarten 💀
Kindergarten is a german word
?
@@Leon34548it's also used in english
@@Leon34548its used in english aswell
@@lesliewelmerink9337 in case you don't know what I'm saying use a translator if u confused
Markiplier reacting comparatively calmly to his mental age:
th-cam.com/video/TwTfTJ5Ypxc/w-d-xo.htmlsi=qL0bmxkl78qhKQI1 part 2
I wish that Mark posted a random video that was just this. Single take, clears his throat, full ironic reaction to Math in all its glory.
Markiplier always have the most goofy and exaggerated reactions, that's why we love him
Markiplier just found out what 7 did to 9.
😢
@@0jeej0789
@@0jeej0cannibalism
Honestly, I was surprised it took him awhile to figure out 7 8 9.
s e v e n a t e n i n e
the absolute shock in his voice when he says
"Was that 7???" got me completely
It fits so perfectly
We need someone to make a seven ate nine joke and put markiplier saying" WAS THAT THE BITE OF 7??!!"
My humor is so specific yet so empty
But this was hilarious! 🤣
i had to rewatch this because that edit was unexpectedly smooth
lol ikr
same
The acting
The story
The twist
Perfect
Perfect, down to the last minute details
I love how long mark was just sitting there with no emotion
He was in shock
Shock that is
Bro was flabbergasted
markiplier once said ...."WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!?"
the fact that mark was so shocked is concerning
This is freaking amazing
its so hard even 20 year olds dont know it
70*
@@WohaoGbro doesn’t get the joke
bro doesn't get the joke but claims the jester didn't get the jest@@Thunderbolt_1000T
This was the longest 24 seconds ive ever sat through
Yes, Mark, That was 7
riddle school profile pic 👍👍👍
Should of been the clip of mark saying "What!?!?! Seven?!?!?! That can't be right!!!"
Mark staring at his Mental Age Quiz result in disbelief
bro i almost got bitten by a very funny freddy fazbear shaped meme. its a masterpiece that got me ded
That vocal splicing was very clean
Learning odd numbers with Markiplier.
Markiplier literally doesn't read the question
Markiplier 2
Question : incorrect
Markiplier: rages and throws his chair and gets really really mad
I never realised how well the FNAF 4 ambiance fits with maths.
Your a pretty underrated TH-camr, your cool
It's actually amazing how it doesn't even sound edited
0:06 Bro this was the bite of ninety seven
That goes well with the video “markiplier finds out how many years ago 2016 is”
You got me giggling and shit 😭
I want Mark as my math teacher
The holy seven 0:11
Thala for a reason
7 and time at 11 711
WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!??!?
The Man who change the lore
WE ARE GETTING KICKED OUT OF THE MATH CLASS WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Markiplier forgot da math💀
Markiplier found out who ate 9
Mark: Was that seven?!
Will, stranger things season 1: It was 7.
I love how 80% of the video he just doesn’t move at all and is just shocked
Bro how does that flow SO SMOOTHLY
Bro was contemplating reality for a good ten seconds 💀
THIS IS SO SMOOTH LMAO
i love this edit
Wow mark is learning so fast
"Omg who ate 9"
Markiplier: "was it 7?"
He ain’t got those brain cells old markiplier 😂
0:02 Markiplier realizing that he did wrong answer.
Watched this 7 days after its release
WE GETTING OUT THE MOUTH WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🗣️🗣️
mouth?
Markiplier realizing 2016 was 7 years ago:
This deserves more views
"2, 1? ... Was that the bite of '87!?" Really is, such, an iconic moment in history.
7 days ago..
Coincidence?
*I THINK NO-*
Imagine bros a tutor for a medical school student 💀
any elementary school child learning math be like:
Said in the exact same tone as "Was that the bite of '87?!"
Masterpiece
We know why we’re here
WAS THAT THE BAD GUESS OF 7?!!!?
So when we get Markiplier in the sequel, he's gotta say this.
Bro roast him in 7,151 languages 😭😭💀
As someone who studies in mathematics and has trained for decades, I can confirm that is indeed 7
hello :>
yes
@@Cc-karma hi
hello@@redsus8725
When you copied the smart kid the one time he got the question wrong:
Tenía que ser siete, no?
"Why was 6 afraid of 7?"
-Funniest man whoever lived
Mark was Struggling with Da Math Question 😂🗿
This is the official clip of markiplier losing his progress at the 100th out of 250 math questions of this game 💀
"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?"
nah bro i think it was 2
How do people not know how to count in 2023, it was obviously 3
What I thought it was 1
@@meiaionah i thought it was 69420
@@xilenator wait i thought it was Z
@@meiaioikr
The look on his face explained he had a very smart childhood.
Imma be honest i think thats the cleanest splice i've ever heard.
The timing on the second shock was hilarious 💀💀💀💀
The Bite of 87
"Their are four suspects for the Bite of 87'.
"Those people are Freddy."
I got no time
I got no time to live
I got no time to live, and I can't say goodbye
And I'm regretting having memories
Of my friends, who they used to be
Beside me before they left me to die
And I know this is
I know this is the truth
'Cause I've been staring at my death so many times
These scary monsters roaming in the halls
I wish I could just lock the doors
And stay in bed until the clock will chime
So my flashlight's on
And stay up 'til dawn
I got this headache, and my life's on the line
I felt like I won
But I wasn't done
The nightmare repeats itself every time
Gotta keep my calm
And carry on
Stay awake until the sun will shine
But I'm not so strong
And they're not gone
They're still out there to take what's left of mine
I have this urge
I have this urge to kill
I have this urge to kill to show that I'm alive
I'm getting sick from these apologies
From people with priorities
That they're life matters so much more than mine
But I'm stuttering
I'm stuttering again
No one will listen, and no one will understand
Because I'm crying as much as I speak
'Cause no one likes me when I shriek
Want to go back to when it all began
So my flashlight's on
And stay up 'til dawn
I got this headache, and my life's on the line
I felt like I won
But I wasn't done
The nightmare repeats itself every time
Gotta keep my calm
And carry on
Stay awake until the sun will shine
But I'm not so strong
And they're not gone
They're still out there to take what's left of mine
What's left of mine
I got no time
I got no time to live
I got no time to live, and I can't say goodbye
No time
I got no time to live
I got no time to live, and I can't say goodbye
I got no time
I got no time
I got no time
Five nights at Freddy's
Is this where you wanna be?
Hi kids! Do you like violence?
Want me to grab a spare bear
Suit and stuff you inside it?
Got an appetite, grab a couple slices
Mom and Dad lied when they
Told you I was lifeless
What's this? Someone in the main office?
Hanging out after hours? How obnoxious
Watching us on his monitor, preposterous
Time to wake the others
Now we'll show him who the boss is
Call me Freddy, I'm the teddy with a temper
When I see a face like yours, I remember
Make it through the night and I'll
Bet they'll give you tenure
Then you can be part
Of Freddy's family forever
Most of us got a major upgrade
So I hope you don't hate staying up late
If you're scared, give your resume an update
'Cause unless you quit
You'll still be making minimum wage
When I come to life, you got no place to hide
Keep an eye on the time and
A light by your side you can try
If you'd like to survive five more nights
Stick around, don't be shy
We're your friends, we'll show you why
Beware Mangle
He'll leave your brains scrambled
You could say he's got a couple wires tangled
He likes surprising you from a higher angle
Keep an eye above ya
'cause it's where he likes to dangle
We got a brand new Freddy, Chica, Bonnie
You can bring balloons, boy
Time to throw the party put your mask on
'cause now the fun is starting
Don't keep it on long, it ain't fooling Foxy
Check the vents that we'll be
Crawling out the bottom of
If you got doors, now you oughta lock 'em up
Whoops, I forgot, you don't even got 'em
Keep the music playing
Or we're gonna have a problem
But don't relax once you have us distracted
We move around as sporadic
As mechanical crackheads
We think on our own, no strings attached
If you don't believe that, ask the Marionette
Did you listen to the vision you saw?
As the clock keeps ticking
We'll be giving you more
Do you remember the orignal four?
(Take a look at us now
'cause our condition is poor)
We were left to decay
In this dark, troubled place
Too late to run away
(Just don't run out of double As)
When I come to life, you got no place to hide
Keep an eye on the time and
A light by your side you can try
If you'd like to survive five more nights
Stick around, don't be shy
Just don't listen to the phone guy
Hello? Hello? Wow, you made it this far
Honestly, didn't think you'd really
Ever get far
Ha ha, don't worry, you got nothing to fear
This is just the beginning
Of a thrilling career
Now, the animatronics are known to bug out
Isn't that enough reason to get the f out?!
Listen up, guy, this gig ain't for me
But we're having such fun and
We'd hate you to leave you might mistake us
For hostile monstrosities
But accidents will happen when you
Got a lot of teeth
If you got a birthday, let us make it bright
It's so exciting when a party
Stops by for a bite
We wait all night for the day to begin
With a special surprise that we
Save for the end
If you don't already know how
We like to make friends
Then we'll show you now and
You're gonna fit right in
When I come to life, you got no place to hide
Keep an eye on the time and
A light by your side you can try
If you'd like to survive five more nights
Stick around, don't be shy
We're your friends, we'll show you why
Join us and die join us and die
Join us and die join us and die
I don't know what I was thinking
Leaving my child behind
Now I suffer the curse and now I am blind
With all this anger, guilt and sadness
Coming to haunt me forever
I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river
Is this revenge I am seeking?
Or seeking someone to avenge me?
Stuck in my own paradox, I wanna set myself free
Maybe I should chase and find
Before they'll try to stop it
It won't be long before I'll become a puppet
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
I wish I lived in the present
With the gift of my past mistakes
But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes
Your sweet little eyes, your little smile is all I remember
Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper
Justification is killing me
But killing isn't justified
What happened to my son? I'm terrified
It lingers in my mind
And the thought keeps on getting bigger
I'm sorry my sweet baby, I wish I've been there
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
0:21
Leaving this here so I can listen to that over and over again
The fact, that did cut was suprisingly smooth haha 😅
4 year old me playing math games for no reason:
"How many bytes are in a kylobyte"
"Eight"
"WRONG"
"was that the byte?"
mark's bite of 87 meme woke up from its coma recently and thats just great
I love how he is acting like he saw a child skull get bitten and crushed by a big metal robot bear.
I was expecting the clip where Markiplier goes, "SEVEN!? That can't be right!"
This is the best video on TH-cam
“WAS THAT STEVEN?”
Was that the bite of 7?
-Markiplier
My name is Seven and this.. actually made me thought Markiplier was breaking the fourth wall.
I hate that i knew entirely what was coming but i still laughed
We gettin out of fredbear mouth with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
i hate how i knew the punchline but still laughed. well done(?)
7 really showed 9 the bite of 87
-ball- baldi is here time to Exercise kid 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
that was perfectly made. bravo!
I love how mark said "two?"