Woke Homophobia: Somebody Stop Dhar Mann!!
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I seriously can't get over your amazing (& seriously draining & risky) work ah with Carol to show the world how people are roped into the G.C. stuff. That was really eye-opening, like I had a feeling but couldn't imagine it really was that...like that. Amazing 3-parter.
And I'm LIVING for your "A F🚬Reacts" series. It's fun! And a great way to poke holes in the idea that "I'm not [prejudice]ist, _that_ character is!" Plus the idea of personal choices (already skewer) and the outright denial of systemic issues, nvm intersectionality. History repeats itself.
Cheers! And sorry about the eh brainnn stuff. (I'm trying my best.)
question why are you acting gay?
I’m not acting.
@@caelanconrad you sure bruh???????????????
Yep.
Gay cannot play?
"No lay-ups for gay-uhs".
"No three throws for queer-o's"
"No baskests for bottoms"
No baskets for bottoms goes hard asf
No tennis for pennis preference
@@NearsightedNarhwal I second this
"no baskets for [f-slur]s" could ALMOST work
I’m sorry but I’ll be saying “no baskets for bottoms” unironically the rest of the year 😂😂😂
"My sister, she uses they/them pronouns for herself" 😭
Paradox.
We contain multitudes?
@@Dipstikk LMFAO
@@eljaminlatour6633 I'm BEGGING you to learn more than second grade english. You use they for a singular person all the time without even realising. Please don't be stupid, it's not good for your health. Praying for your swift recovery 🙏
@@alicedeathbelle Read it again, carefully
'fruits don't shoot'
Aww darn, no more drugs?
Amazing
@@itzskye7074 just poppers and edibles. so.... the same.
@@caelanconrad i mean, it's about what i figured that coach would come up with, if he sat with it for an hour or so.
@@jasonclarke7557true 😍
"Bisexuals can play half the time though! "
😂😂
😂oh stahp 😂
Puts the term "bench warmer" in a whole new light. 😏
Ok…?
That’s kinda biphobic of Dhar Man.
:)
The thing Dharman neglects to address in these videos is that homophobia isn't always this loud and obnoxious. In real life it's often way more subtle and discrete.
Besides just focusing on the coach's loud homophobia, if Dharman really wanted to make something that means something, there should have also been attention brought to the homophobic tolerance of Liam's entire team. If they were really all okay with Liam being gay, why didn't they speak up? Why did they continue playing for the homophobic coach? They could've all refused to play, they could have fought back when Liam was called a "sissy boy."
It's not just actions that are harmful to the queer community, it's inaction by self-professed allies who tolerate homophobia and allow discrimination to happen
Does he think people go out into the streets and start screaming about how they hate the gays?? lol
Yeah, it's insidious. It's one of those "racism doesn't exist since we elected Obama" things. If what you're going through isn't this super obvious, then some people don't believe it's happening.
My mother’s homophobia is pretending she’s accepting but telling me we don’t allow being gay in our religion. That’s subtle
I taught English to Ukrainian refugees and one day they kept pressing me on whether I had a girlfriend so I admitted that I liked boys, and one of them laughed and said "You're young. You'll change your mind".
@@itzskye7074 I mean, that DOES also happen. I get your point, but cross-burning stone-throwing homophobia is still very much alive today.
There's no rule that says gay can't play. 👍🏼
Oh, wait. The supreme court just made another ruling.
Nevermind. ☹️
That's the plot of Air Bud, right?
@@josephmelendez3327 it's the plot of air gay
ok, that hit a little too close to home for me. thank the stars I don't do this sport thinnnnnng
but I do buy gay cakes, and we all know what happened there!
@@infinitivezHonestly, just near the end of Trump’s presidency, the court decided 5-4, with Gorsuch siding with the left that gays were protected from being fired from their jobs or refused housing just for being gay. It was a massive decision for gays like myself that didn’t get 1/10 the publicity the marriage decision did.
The cake thing can be a bit difficult to understand but let me try. The bakery didn’t refuse to make one of their regular or even special order cakes for a gay couple, that would still be illegal. It refused to bake a cake with a gay slogan or gay flag or two men being married on top of it. And the court said they could refuse to do that because if they couldn’t, then it would be compelled speech. The bakery has to retain that right, even though we don’t like the result in this case, because if it doesn’t, then a Jewish bakery could be compelled to put swastikas or pro Nazi slogans on a cake.
The current court is awful, a lot of the time, but sometimes they get it right.
@@infinitivezOoh did *you* foreshadow a segue to their video release today...
"So what? My dog's gay and my sister uses they/them pronouns for herself" - a literal exact quote from my sister. I don't know how you overheard that.
Your sister is still learning what a pronoun is apparently lol
I Think Your Username Suits Your Sister More Than It Suits You. 🫢
Herself 💀
@@Chaotic_evil_duck hold up i swear I saw you in another comment section I forgot about, one with an eggman pfp that was being annoying
@@FyreMoon1 oh yeah I remember that that guy ended up going to my channel onto one of my community posts and decided to just be a horrible person there
Instead of Gay Cannot Play :
- No basket out of closet 🚪
Shit that’s smart
Nahh LOL
OMG. This one. This one is my favorite.
DANG GOOD ONE!!
Dhar mann is like a weird combination of someone trying but failing to send a good message, terrible storytelling, hunblebrags, and latent bigotry
human AI
@@Anonymous-54545 I think you’re onto something.
@@Anonymous-54545 how many fingers does he have?
Did you mean humblebrags and blatant bigotry instead of what I’m guessing is some typos?
@@maem7462 humble brags and latent bigotry...he seems to try to be inclusive but comes across as the kind of guy who would pick of class president Gay Pete
I'm sick of the weird morals that Dhar Mann includes in their short films on discrimination. It's always, "Well now they're successful and rich and famous, you shouldn't have picked on them!" In reality, you should never pick on gay people, and they shouldn't have to prove their worth to you to escape your harassment. Not every gay person ends up with everyone on their side, and not every homophobe gets absolutely wrecked by karma, it's way more complicated than that, and feels like Dhar Mann just crammed the concept of homosexuality into their default bullying story format. very gross, and very sad.
more often than not, the nasty lil ones just flounce right off, to hassle another gay, another day.
Modern-day Horatio Alger vibes
I think this might be even dumber than the (sadly prevalent) idea that bigotry is bad because it's "mean" rather than because, you know, it's inherently immoral and harmful, even when what's actually happening is unintentional, or polite, or whatever.
Moral of Dhar Mann: don't be mean to people, or else they might become rich and famous and give nothing to you
The dialogue/homophobia is so ham-fisted and melodramatic. I expect the villain to literally say, "WHAT?! YOU ARE GAY? NOW YOU MUST PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"
Honestly it's like those right wing videos but instead of an unhinged overreaction to someone being slightly bigoted it's an unhinged overreaction to someone being slightly gay.
God now I’m imagining a Skyrim guard arresting me while saying this😭😭😭
@@PanAndScanBuddy In Dhar Man's defense, at least I've seen that second one happen maybe once in my life
@@user-ep7ml2ix6q "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a pike that hung down to his knees."
Hell that would be way bette than this 🤷🏾♂️
You can really tell that Mr. Mann has never experienced homophobia in his life, because of the way he thinks homophobes act. Yes, you have the people who are loud and screaming, but those are actually a very small portion of homophobic people. It’s actually easier to ignore the loud ones, because they make themselves sound stupid.
The ones that really sting are the people who are quiet about it. The ones who mask their disgust with disapproval. The ones who insist they’re protecting children while pushing for laws and policies that hurt us.
I do think he’s making an effort, but the way he’s doing it is not helpful at all. It doesn’t do anything to actually draw attention to real-world issues and the feelings that real people have. And in the real world, karmic retribution isn’t something that happens. Not in the way Dhar portrays, anyway. He isn’t helping anything by saying “be nice to gay people, or else.”
Ngl it would've been funnier if he ended his video with the message "be nice to gay people or else", would put him in a spot where he threatens his own viewers but it would've been a better message than whatever was going on in this lol
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It's so funny how the people who say they're "protecting children" are the same that are burning the earth and poisoning the sea
If someone responded to me introducing my partner with "Can I take a picture of you two?", then I would be very suspicious.
Sis started seei g dollar signs. That was her big break 😂😂😂
@@monopolizedopamine I dunno.
I kinda got a vibe like she wanted a picture to add to her "personal collection".
Which, when it gets discovered will be her Big Break into the world of newspaper!
But not as the byline . . . 🤨
What gets me, about these movies, is how every straight ally character is weird and awkward around the gays. It's a very late 90's early 00's vibe.
That's where the center liberals and moderates are stuck LOL
They remind me of myself when I was in middle school and unlearning 12 years of homophobic programming 😂
I dunno about the rest, but there's absolutely a '90s vibe about this. Still, maybe we need it. Culture has gone loony. Perhaps we need reminding of what homosexuals are.
@@greenaum I... have no idea what this means
@@greenaum what lmao
"She uses they/them pronouns for herself" is so perfect. My parents would be nodding along.
Omg, the coach totally has a Grindr profile whose education is "School of Hard Knocks."
school of hard [word that’ll get me autofiltered]
@@notNajimi 💀💀💀💀
Lmaooo the way that the first thing he did was get up in the other coach’s face to brag about how he beat him like are we gonna kiss rn? 😭
Lmao not TH-cam showing my comment and then it only showing after I make another comment making me look dumb as hell 😭
The sheer laziness of this whole thing is just staggering. Can’t even be arsed to give the schools fake names, just “red team” and “blue team,” even though UCLA is namedropped repeatedly, which makes it feel less like a championship than a scrimmage.
Dhar Mann is like a robot beamed here from the planet Capitalism.
“You should not be mean to people!”
That’s right, DharBot!
“Because they might have MONEEEEEY.”
No, DharBot, no!
“Must abuse employees, meep morp.”
This comment is so underrated
Dharbot from the planet Capitalism, someone should make a comic strip.
Now I want a T-shirt that says "No, DharBot. No!"
Are these even high school teams? Would players just be allowed to play for schools they don't go to?
To be fair, i don't think the homophobia towards Pete was solved because he had money, but because his classmates really liked him
My neck SNAPPED! My head whipped around so fast when I heard that one guy call the reporter "toots". The whiplash has killed me and I WILL be sending Dhar Mann my funeral bill!
i havent heard that word since my grandpas dog "toots" (tootsie) died an eon ago so i pictured a small sorta fat short haired white w/ tan spots mutt and was rlly confused before my brain caught up w/ me 💀
I don't even know what that word means/gen
@@UnkownWonders its an older term for a woman like calling a lady a broad, its generally used in a demeaning way but can be affectionate just depends on how its used (ex. "smile more for me wouldnt ya toots?" from a stranger or peer vs "thanks for the help toots" from a partner or family member)
@@st4rz.of.perdition I assume the demeaning way is like calling women women, but thanks I think i understand now
You have such a way with words, Christopher. I think you should become an author or something like that.
Can't believe they convinced Matt Walsh to be in this movie.
No wonder he was ready to be in a Daily Wire basketball movie
Dharman clearly doesn't realise how most homophobia is covert. Like it's not a confidence that all my straight girl friends will talk for hours about their attraction to men but swiftly change the topic when I talk about women. Or just forget I am not attracted to men, assume my exes are men, and ask me if I find a man attractive and then get hurt when I'm like "no he's okay", despite knowing I'm a lesbian.
I have had overt homophobia directed at me but most of the time it's so subtle I'm left wondering if I'm over reacting.
A lot of my coworkers have never met my sibling, and I've only ever used gender neutral pronouns, yet they still manage to misgender them. I've even had them correct me. On my own siblings gender.
I think it's not so much misunderstanding as cynical attention-grabbing.
Most English-speaking people are pro-gay rights, but in a fairly superficial way: they know and agree that it's wrong to be explicitly, violently homophobic. So, if you want to appeal to those large audiences, that is the understanding of homophobia that you want to address. Revenge fantasies of loud bigots being put in their place, and sympathy for gay people being rewarded.
These videos get tens of millions of views with all the writing and production value of a primary school musical performance, so it clearly works - this is the kind of pro-LGBT story that sells.
Like fast-food chains taking foreign cuisine and replacing all of the ingredients with salt and cheese, Dhar takes the aesthetic of gay liberation, replaces all of the substance with mindless displays of virtue, and sells it to a young, naive audience who don't know the real thing.
I'm sorry that your friends are not seeing you
'Just rainbow shots, no rainbow thots!' 🌈
I guess I have to stop… shooting I’m not giving being a thot up!
This is the best one
Dhar mann doesnt understand that homophobes dont want to be titled as homophobes. Most homophobes will disguise their bigotry as justice, such as saying they need to “protect the children”. For example, a homophobe irl would say something on the lines of “Im okay with same sex relationships but we shouldnt teach kids about pride until they’re older!” Homophobia is so hard to eliminate when homophobes refuse to or are ignorant of their bigotry.
Better phrases:
“My ballers can’t be likin’ balls.”
“No gays in my games.”
“I’m not gonna let you *drag* us down.”
“You can’t like boys and have balls”
“I’m not gonna let you dribble balls anymore if you’re gay.”
“Gays aren’t allowed to dribble my balls here.”
Sorry, I just started making basket ball ball jokes. I’m sorry but not at the same time. 😂
If y’all have any other funny things the coach could’ve said, put them in the replies.
This is epic LOL 😂
@@mamamiaWAAAHHH Yooo! Nice profile pic.
Wait I've figured out the lore, the homophobic chef is the coach's father and Ellen is the coach's son, generational trauma.
I would *definitely* watch that spin-off!
And I want Caelan to write the theme song!
[edited because spell check turned Caelan into Carlin]
Ah yes, high school sports, where you can switch teams quite easily because it doesn't matter which high school you go to.
I saw a comment that said Dharmann has never experienced homophobia.
I'd like to not only agree with that statement, but add that he has never experienced living in the real world. How are his "films," familiar yet so incorrect? It's consistent too, and that's what scares me.
Does he go outside? Can he pass human verification tests? Are we all experiencing a mass hallucination imagining Dharmann to be real?
He's like the cure for the Turing Test
Dhar’s slow narration making the game sound boring asf 😭😭😭😭😭 I’m CRYING
I was singing along
("dirge-ing" along?)
That was my favourite part. It’s like he was narrating The Road.
“The game was so intense 😐”
Why would a recruiter want the kid who showed up 5 seconds before the game was over? 😂
OK! Glad someone else saw that. Lemme recruit you so you can show up at the last minute.
because there's nothing more dramatic than sweeping in at the last minute to win the game, and he knows the gays LOVE drama. ally of the year tbh
Your logic has no place in the Dhar Mann universe! 😉
Maybe he wanted to do that the day before, but matt walsh of a coach pushed the kid out of the court.
But that's just me being charitable 😅
I love how there were no consequences for the homophobic coach aggressively bullying a student. He just had to suffer the realization that his sad little rhyme wasn't actually a rule 😢
disrespecting a secretly rich person: misery, end of career, loses everything
being a homophobe towards a teenager and actively trying to ruin his life: "oh, okay"
The team that sleeps together sweeps together.... wait...
That coach has like aggressive gay magnetism; everytime a gay person or word enters within a 15-feet radius, he just angrily zooms right to it.
I love the sexism of acting like being a cheerleader is only for women, gays, and etc. I also love the disrespect towards the hard work they do
"My sister, she uses they/them pronouns for herself." im crying
Real "Hey girl. I mean they" energy lol
NOO
fruit can’t hoop?
That's why they're loops.
2:38 Okay, why did my dumb straight ass say "Aww!" out loud at the black kid smiling at his jock boyfriend?
Grr, no, I'm supposed to be ANGRY at a supportive, loving relationship between a jock and his love interest cheering him on from the sidelines like in EVERY HIGH SCHOOL THING EVER!
Don’t worry I did too I thought it was so cute ❤
Yeah, I did too. And even did a little head tilt. It was just so freakin' wholesome!
I mean, if someone can watch that and not give a little "aww" then they have no love in their heart, no life in their spirit, no goo in their soul
(I think the metaphor got away from me at the end there)
@@JamesJoy-yc8vs Matt Walsh has a soul goo deficiency for sure
PraegerU lobotomy might officially be a worse fate than what the Kennedys did to Rosemary.
The Brain Worms of Cosmic Comeuppance have struck - apparently Shark Mann as well as the Kennedys.
Every Dhar Mann video ever:
"Be good because you might be rewarded for it and punished if you are bad"
Because karma in dharman universe exists to such a ridiculous extent as if a force actually rewards and punishes people 😂
Not sure but Dhar Mann is pretty much teaching morals here. The good and bad coming back to u all reflects on the attitude. Like, u got a good heart then u have a positive attitude and the good comes back to u as in u got a good life.
Frankly, while I agree that it's different in reality, as in most people don't really circle back into your life to thank u for that good deed, but to a certain degree, we can apply some of the good morals like inclusivity and respect in our daily lives to be better people
@@JasonYJS_xoxo My issue with it is that always teaches people to only be good if they'll get rewarded for it rather than because you should just be a good person. But that is just the reality of how a lot of people are and is an evolutionary trait.
"twinks don't sink"
That should be my new catchphrase
Caelan "carol marinara' Conrad comin with the sauce
Together?... TO GET HERE 😢
Went to train station and saw
Trains Trains Trains
What does that mean 😥
😭😭
I got the rainbow towel! 🏳️🌈
...Why'd the kid bring his own towel to school sportsball? They do provide those, I'm pretty sure. Now I'm not, actually. And Caelan ̿ (hi= c/o autocorrect) brought the rainbow, uh let's say "c'mere" towel.
"C'mere" cos it's ME, Ellen Degeneres, famed Dhar Mann homophobe who hates Gay Pete! Right, fellow kids? Oo, why I oughta! I'm off to box a kangaroo! (Where's the "kangaroo wearing boxing gloves" emoji? Ugh probably with the war emoji, wherever _that_ ended up.)
Edit my fingies are bad at typing. X(
SPORTSBAAALL!
@@taymustard620 to get her? i hardly even know her!
10:13 Why were they all watching the game behind a chain link fence like it's an illegal underground cage fight???😭💀
Seriously, I was wondering if the game took place in the bar from roadhouse
You gotta give dhar Mann credit for turning arguments he had with people in his head in the shower into a career of auteur filmmaking
Basketball, gay?? No way 🤓
That sounds like a tagline for ‘High School Musical’
@@KingZW198 EXACTLY! 🏀 💅
@@alpha8here i read this comment at the exact same time as blue team coach said "exactly"
Dhar Mann reminds me alot of my own dad, only he doesn't make any monetary gain from me being fruity so all he gets is a free card to make bottom jokes.
Dads love it when they can make their kids the butt of a joke. Especially if the joke is ass.
@@PanAndScanBuddy "what??! I can't make jokes about my kid taking it up the arse because of woke snowflakes?!!?" uh, dad... you know we're at the dinner table right now?
“Those who are gay cannot play”
Dude I’m a gay trans male and I’ve NEVER heard someone say that to me or a fellow friend before!! 😭
Yeah because Dhar Mann doesn't know how homophobia works 😭
My favorite Star Trek The Next Generation episode was when Data pretended to be a homophobic basketball coach on the Holodeck.
Dhar Mann’s pro-gay videos feel like if a principal at an all-boys private school was asked to an anti-discrimination speech
13:20 "There's no rule against that. There's no rules at all. This isn't even a league, it's two teams of 30 year olds playing in a garage."
I think the most believable part of this film was when the recruiter said, "Yeah, so?" I mean, seriously. Outrage over a gay athlete is so 1980s/1990s. Today, a homophobic coach would be the remarkable part and I'd expect such a coach to get reprimanded for his actions. How long ago was this film created.
I was going to say that this movie would be more relevant and believable today if the protagonist was trans instead of (or in addition to) gay. But then I realized that would probably only work if the protagonist was a trans woman. Most transphobes don't seem to get all up in arms about trans men in men's sports. Probably because most of them seem to forget that trans men exist altogether.
You are literally my favorite person. please review more movies with gramps
I second everything in this comment!
IKR, like so material girl 💅
They really pulled a "there's no rule that says a dog can't play basketball" 😂
I love how little this movie cares about anything: basketball, queerness, characters, plot, pacing... or maybe the movie cares about those things so ineptly that it does a Lenny and squeezes them to death.
I remember when me and my friend were watching dhar mann and I decided to say "Wouldn't it be cool if dhar mann made a video about homophobia?"
OH BABY WAS I WRONG
You jinxed and cursed us into this/lhj
"Your favorite alleyway in Essex"
How about "Fruit loop don't shoot hoop."?
There's no rule against playing for the other team, just like there's no rule against a dog playing basketball. (Come on, someone had had to say it.)
Unless the dog is gay
@@JamesJoy-yc8vs - Most dogs are gay. Systematic issue trying to keep dogs out of basketball, I think.
11:17 Is the most unrealistic part of this: Liam showed up late, not an iced coffee for miles
when dhar mann was narrating i put the video in x2 speed and he sounded almost normal, but then when i put it back to normal it geninuely sounded like he was in x0.5 speed
"You've never beaten me" he says in game 6 of the finals implying he's beaten him at least thrice
On my team, fruits can’t shoot hoops.
Crap, someone else already said this one. How about, “On my team, if men make you hard, you can’t be point guard”
@@ashroman6163 genius
😅@@ashroman6163
I had jumped the Dhar Mann ship because he did something similar with autism as an NT. Generic "I can" stories are NOT relatable to half the autists out there.
what kills me more than the kindest homophobia I've ever seen is the lack of creativity
also posting this one when theres 696 comments so NICE
the "its ok to be gay as long as you're really good at straight things like sports" got me so good XDDD
me and my siblings have grown up in a protestant household to a family of cisgender straight people dating as far back as we know, with blanket-Christianity on my fathers side and Roman Catholic on my mothers side, yet my parents ended up with 3 queer kids :3
none of us were ever into traditional things like sports (except my youngest sibling but they're a lifeguard now) and me and my brother were always into drawing and art, instead of shutting down our interests my parents encouraged and nurtured our passions, and I am forever greatful to them for doing so :3
As a sports gay, I could rant endlessly about the craziness that is a highschool that has two separate basketball teams, but can't afford uniforms for either, and also play a best of 7 series against each other for some sort of championship.
As we all know, UCLA, famously doesn’t allow gay students to attend.
What can I say, I think „Gay cannot play“ is a classic.
2gay 4balls
Waitwaitwait, Mr. Mann *actually* called them the Blue Team and the Red Team? Couldn’t even come up with, like, Wildcats and Eagles or something generic like that?
God, he’s such a hack.
“vulnerable 34-yr-old high school students” 😆
how many Oscars did this win? pure pain.
If your grindr profile has no face, you cant play with balls in my space!
I can't wait! You're the best ❤
If homophobes were like that coach i wouldnt consider myself a minority 💀
🏅 the grade 8 vibes continue.
That "Don't mind the lumps; they're cameras" line had me rolling.
It's actually so funny that when he came out he "started playing for the other team".
The jumpscare from Yousea Elae and then the nametag have my crying 😭😭 you make these awful short films so fun to watch
The sexual tension between the coach and star boy is palpable
I think he's jealous that the boy is able to live his life more freely than him :)
Yay!! Another review from you to light up my day ❤❤❤
"You can use whatever towel you like." Well, that sounded suggestive. Better watch out, Liam.
Hey kids, remember that just because your a bottom, that doesn’t mean you can’t be on top
YESS
broke: gay cannot play
bespoke: NOTHIN' BUT HET
This Dhar Mann looks and sounds like someone that has been trapped in jinn bottle since the dawn of time and was released by some cursed internet personality who was conned to switch places with him for his three wishes.
The way how Calen skips heartbeat every time he starts his monologues is my favorite part.
Its like cat sensing black magic in some exorcist movie.
I'm going to be in California for Pride this year, so I'm going to look at replacing ALL my towels, with pride flag towels. The beach towels, the gym towels, just all of them. Lol. The variety of Pride merch for good causes must be HUGE down there (or at least bigger than on this dinky little island in Canada).
i literally cant wait! i love your content💕
You can tell how important this game was by how the crowd was tiny and dead silent.
And as a Bostonian I really enjoyed the “Boston basketball” green and white tee that was totally not Celtics merch.
Please do more of these! Each new episode gets better and better!
I think there should be a category for words that sound like they are what they denote. Like "slur". "This used to be a nice area until all these slurs moved in!"
thank you, for saving me I was so thirsty I WAS SO
( algorithm comment, boosting the video)
John Recruiter
My father’s homophobia and transphobia is anywhere between denial of it and obnoxious “jokes” about trans folks.
Either way, he has subtle bigot tells as well, it’s not as overt, but my father is what we call a person with average white man confidence.
Publically gay is never a good play
I already had the bell icon 😭 don’t punish me, coach 😢🛎️
"we've never lost to them before" - half time speech of GAME SEVEN.
So I'm like 5 minutes into the vid and the movie ended like 3 times already!
1) coach is bigoted after the game. Protag tells principal. Coach is fired. Roll credits.
2) coach is bigoted in locker room. Other players know what discrimination is and report this shit. Coach fired. Roll credits.
3) coach is bigoted in the locker room. Players know what discrimination is. Players refuse to play in solidarity. Coach is fired. Roll credits.
4) Coach fires star player the night before big game, for something that has nothing to do with his ability to play and is nobody’s business. BTHS Alums are furious. Coach is fired. Roll credits.
Casual homophobia (which is rampant) thwarts these potential endings
Thats perfect timing on my part. Woot!
it's like zoning for a high school team isn't even a thing. his family definitely wouldn't need to literally move to another district for him to play for another team. that definitely is doable in 24hrs
I think his boyfriend might secretly be Nightcrawler. He appears and disappears without any discernable locomotion.
That "Daddy Chill" was too good. Holy shit the vocal fry 🥵🥵🥵
🔔 (I'm a pathological liar)
Why does he only show up at the very last minute with no explanation? You’d think the recruiter would be more concerned about that
I started listening to Respect the Dead and now your voice lives in my head rent-free. You're literally changing my vocab, henny. But at least it helps me forget about the tooth-slide and corpse bride 💀... I have so many regrets
The tooth slide is not something you can ever forget
This is going to be great- I already know Caelan makes the best videos.