@@JustinTheMidthat’s one meme song. However something like citrus love exists and ngl that popped up in my shuffle auto play which is how I found bao. Went from “oh she sounds sweet. Wonder if her channel is like Ama’s” to “oh. Oh dear.”
@@Ovasiig Those around since the Hikaru Station days have seen this descent take place over many years. You basically speed ran the Bao fan experience.
1:46 Hey guys, did you know that... in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Between some of the stream/video ideas you've come up with, the original music, the song parodies and some of these tweets you can definitely tell Bao has a very creative mind and even if though it is sometimes a little cursed/unhinged it is always entertaining.
With these tweets, the lily cosplay, the blaidd clip, inflation, and such. I got a strange feeling one day will see a model with a pregnancy toggle. Well at least I got a low chance of her seeing this
Following Bao on Twitter is such an interesting experience, she didn’t show up much because I follow a lot of vtubers, but once you see her on your tl, it’d be the most downbad shit you’ve ever seen, I can’t believe someone can come up with shit like that.
I've come to a frightening revelation last month: People are getting more outspoken with how freaky they're getting. One day there will be someone to match or somehow outpace Bao's freak. I'm unsure whether the concept of that happening or the inevitability of the new generation of gooners that terrifies me more. Anyways Whale Sightings yippee 🥰🥰🥰
If Bao ever manages to land a guy later in the future & show off her history as a vtuber, *this video is gonna be the literal make or break for them.* In all seriousness tho, I gotta give Bao credit where it's due for pushing the creativity & thought-provoking aspects in these insane tweets. 😂😅
I cast MEND BUTTCRACK! I cast EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA! I cast TUNGSTON BALLSACK! I cast HEAT METAL! I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION! Now I am out of spell slots. But any guy reading this is in massive pain right now.
I'd accept responsibility for Bao's children because I can't stand the thought of those sweet kids growing up without a positive role model. 😢
Thank you for your sacrifice🫡
My friend we will help you support them
Your tale will pass down through generations o7
You gonna be raising some cursed fucken half dog babies my man.
Our hero.
Cotton at least has the excuse of a history nsfw voice acting. You just _are_ this way on you own.
She makes projekt melody and el xox, who are pornstars, look tame in comparison
@@tylerbartlett28 Melody is actually kinda shy, Bao is just freaking unhinged
oh... y'all don't know about bao's twitter alt...
@@IcerCheck Oh?
@@tylerbartlett28 true LMAAAOOOOOOOOO
O no, it's a post full-moon clarity upload
*Turns Slowly, and then looks away * I want no part of this....
So unhinged that it 52-hurts.
Still more honest and accurate than most Twitter bots.
Nice one 👌
I saw the title and immediately thought: “Bao’s going through every single one of her tweets? We’re gonna be here until 2026!😅”
i havent seen bao in so dam long i forgot how unhinged she is and thought she was trying to redebut as a wholesome streamer D:
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YEAH RIGHT😂😂😂😂😂
Bao? Wholesome? Those words are never supposed to be in the same sentence
@@johnarcher6150 unless of course, you're saying Bao isn't wholesome.
@@NekomiKiyomiVT Touche
I’m love how you listen to bao’s music and it’s so like cheery and sweet then you see her content and it’s so fucking unhinged
Her iconic, “plap plap plap” line says otherwise.
@@JustinTheMidthat’s one meme song. However something like citrus love exists and ngl that popped up in my shuffle auto play which is how I found bao. Went from “oh she sounds sweet. Wonder if her channel is like Ama’s” to “oh. Oh dear.”
@@Ovasiig Those around since the Hikaru Station days have seen this descent take place over many years.
You basically speed ran the Bao fan experience.
10:24 I’ve never seen a person so passionate about becoming bread
1:46 Hey guys, did you know that...
in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
This is why she’s banned from every animal shelter in the US.
Between some of the stream/video ideas you've come up with, the original music, the song parodies and some of these tweets you can definitely tell Bao has a very creative mind and even if though it is sometimes a little cursed/unhinged it is always entertaining.
Bao's Model is just SO CUTE
Breedable*
CUTE and breedable*
It briefly conceals the degeneracy
*Cute and fUNNY
I know right? It really is so breedable
The fact that this was for her to "explain" the tweets and she only made them worse is a very Bao thing to do
Lmao this is why "Ban Bao!" is only a half joke...
Reviewing yourself on how unhinged you are is crazy
Nah, its self reflection 😂
so i just got a add for a fragrance for men. in the add a shirtless dude jumped in to the water with a whale.
Love seeing my boy TOG animations get more attention, he deserves it! Also I wonder if Bao's reply to the Schlatt Christmas song will be in here...
so its just bao reviewing her normal tweets.
Bao never fails to violate some part of my soul with these tweets.
This is just a compilation of "Bao what the fuck" moments and I love it
just bao being an absolute menace as usual
With these tweets, the lily cosplay, the blaidd clip, inflation, and such. I got a strange feeling one day will see a model with a pregnancy toggle.
Well at least I got a low chance of her seeing this
I wasn't expecting that start 😭
Following Bao on Twitter is such an interesting experience, she didn’t show up much because I follow a lot of vtubers, but once you see her on your tl, it’d be the most downbad shit you’ve ever seen, I can’t believe someone can come up with shit like that.
Bao going from a cutsie singer to a chaotic furry blueberry is the best character development the vtuber world has ever seen
honestly when bao makes the roast stream she should also review her own past tweets so past bao can also roast the present bao
WAKE UP CHAT BAO POSTED🗣️‼️‼️‼️
Could have just called this "I Review My Tweets"
14:10 I am so cooked bro I deadass recognized Whisperingfornothing just because of the goon shit lmfao💀
11:00 Dog
11:03 Chicken
I'd get this Whale checked by a vet ASAP. Something ain't right
I've come to a frightening revelation last month: People are getting more outspoken with how freaky they're getting. One day there will be someone to match or somehow outpace Bao's freak. I'm unsure whether the concept of that happening or the inevitability of the new generation of gooners that terrifies me more.
Anyways Whale Sightings yippee 🥰🥰🥰
Bao is just the most honest about it.
For now.
I am always shocked and entertained by Bao's tweets. Some of my favorite tweets fr 😂 Sadly no longer see them as I have left X, but alas.
Guys, I found some stray gallons. Did someone around here lose any?
Oh yeah, thanks mate. I'll be taking that back, only to lose it somewhere else
I can't tell you how proud I am to have been the one to incite Bao to be involved in the Defcon tweets. The @ is such a powerful symbol
I still demand a BaoHeart emote for youtube
5:35 such a tsundere
5:07 I cast: IRON!!
"Iron wha-" (Eats a charged heavy attack from a great axe)
I love how wild Bao's voice and words coming out of this model.
The chibi bao model is so cute
I'm sorry Bao but it is kind of good thing no one can reply to your 52hz. We dont need more than 1 Bao in this world.
OMFG I LOVE YOUR NEW MODEL
Bao u gotta do another trial thing that was absolutely hilarious. Also there should be a v tuber reality show and u are the host.
I swear Baos chibi model is the cutest thing ive ever seen
I make a wizard build, then only use the melee option lol.
I CAST FIST
The model matches the unhinged gremlin vibes so well xD
Editor been playing Dangan Ronpa
what was that song used at 7:22 ?
Class Trial Underground from Danganronpa
@@dustyfedora thanks bro
"My tweets are fire"
Yeah a dumpster fire
Chibi bao is so cute oh my god
7:18 my sound cut out as she was explaining herself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why does Bao look like Lilo n Stitch had a baby thats cosplaying as a deity from Moana?
what i was thinking as well, Lilo looking as model even tho it's cute
This Bao model is so cute, but god damn the accusations are huge!
whats wild is this ain't even the worst ones lmao
Pregnant bao is probably the most cursed stream in vtuber history
was nice meeting you at Twitch-con EU. and I will say IRL you are normal.. just a pity about the streams.
Classic Bao 😂 I love it
This should be at least an hour long
13:50 you've been able to promote any tweet by anyone as far back as when jack dorsey ran the show. it just wasn't super well-known.
5:54 DORO SPOTTED
maia mentioned within the first minute... hell yeah
Domain Expansion: Full-body yeast infection
Bao pregnant shylily is legit a fear and hunger boss
That’s all your tweets Bao.
Even Fulgrim calling it out
1:41 She forgot to switch accounts
Saw the title and immediately thought "oh no"
Bao is the only vtuber I watch who makes me say out loud "Yeah, I could still fix her." no matter how depraved and unhinged she acts.
The walking vtuber screen will also be the only time Ironmouse is taller than Connor.
This new model is just painfully cute
My poor heart can`t take it
"Fire." Also see: "Unhinged."
Bao now returns to the cave. SHIA KAZING! *KABOOOM*
Li'l Bao is pretty damn adorable ngl
...this isn't gonna be some weird fetish thing is it? 😂
While watching this video. cbd/weed ad pop out
they know what you need while watching bao
NOOO I MISSED MY CHANCE TO MAKE THE JOKE BEFORE BAO DID [i didint even watch cotton at the time] 15:46
Bao is just built different... but that's what we subscribe for
4:06 oh yes, danganronpa ost🤣
Happy late bday bao. Hope you had a good one ^_^
It doesn't help Bao's rep as a thirsty psycho to have all these gathered in one video.
If Bao ever manages to land a guy later in the future & show off her history as a vtuber, *this video is gonna be the literal make or break for them.*
In all seriousness tho, I gotta give Bao credit where it's due for pushing the creativity & thought-provoking aspects in these insane tweets. 😂😅
I'm just happy to have been there at opensauce with ya , it was expensive to get there but i enjoyed my stay❤
15:49 is your head just for decoration? Whales aren't fish
and you thought the CIA was unhinged
Bao is the perfect mix of unhinged, funny, gooner, furry and fun. Truly a hard combination to properly nail, kinda like a werewolf 😏😏😏😏
Your streams make such funny videos lol
Just wait until she finds shiro from BNA
I wouldn’t consider you as really unhinged, I’m mean you got Froggy who is most likely on both Vanoss and Mr. Sark’s level of unhingeness 😂
Breaking news: the 52-Hrz whale has actually found a mate. Which makes Bao the eternal third wheel whale~
Your such a gooba but honestly I can’t live without your content and as a wolf furry you scare me 😳 ❤
10:40 The 52z whale sings at too high a frequency for others to hear, you're "based" meters are too high for others to see
guys dont you think she can do great voice acting 7:54
I cast MEND BUTTCRACK!
I cast EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!
I cast TUNGSTON BALLSACK!
I cast HEAT METAL!
I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION!
Now I am out of spell slots. But any guy reading this is in massive pain right now.
Your thirst posts are about 25% of why I left twitter. Congrats on being able to do IRL psychic damage.
I can I just say that if bao actually ever has kids I wish them luck
Chibi boa is really cute ngl
Btw the 52 Hz whale now has another whale that hears it and responds to it.
To the regulars: i sleep
To the "normies": real shit
Should it be the other way around?
this is bao we're talking about. we're just too numb to it 😅
9:34 well this is awkward. I'm not changing it tho lol.
That model is so cute 😂😂😂
Isn’t bao’s manager doing her twitter nowv
Not the detachable shower head, numi i would be happy two why aren't hotels always like this😢😢😢
The more I watch of Bao the more confused I get. And weirded out. Mind you I started with Horror reacts.