We got Absolutely Roasted by our Fans
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"I'm surprised you're not a turtle."
"I'm surprised you're not a mosqito."
Dang, both just called each other Vedal.
They probably secretly wish they were Vedal.
@@gameguy1337 he is the numba 1 fem streamer, why wouldn't they?
@@Blackwing2345635nope, that's mousey's job XD
@@raylenn4444 but he was, though, lmao
@@Blackwing2345635 was being the keyword.
Bao on the other hand.....lol.
"You're the reason gene pools need lifeguards" is my new favorite insult hands down.
That was one of the most savage lines I've heard in quite a while, goddamn.
What do you even say to that. Just instant annihilation.
"We"
More like a complete slaughter of Bao and occasional throwing a pity jab at Cotton
Cause people know that P*rn actress is lost.
I got another one. "Some people say nobody would want to do Bao, but I disagree. However, I'd need a tax write-off for it because it's clearly for charity"
Fun science fact: (as far as I'm aware) all primates have their prostate further forward on their bodies, and thus get the same stimulation during it. The human prostate started moving back since it made humans more balanced when walking on two legs, but it moved so far back that it is easier to stimulate it from the colon than during sex. I could be wrong about this, but I'm pretty sure that's the reason the funny button is back there
so darwin is blameless again. gotta stop sending him all that mail.
ah yes, thanks for displaying Bao's lack of knowledge on complex topics other than gooning
@@HunterKnight109 this is like sorta related to gooning so bao still gets points off for not knowing her shit
@@oyamampendu9467
He’s been dead for over a century! Where are you send info the letters?
WOW THIS TH-cam GUIDE TO MAKE CHARCOAL IS AMAZING!
Charcoal? There will be nothing but ashes
@@Cheesecakedeluxe123 Ashes? She straight up got vaporized.
@@cee_yarrMore like atomized.
For those who don't normally watch full vods, I completely recommend watching the full vod of this.
I can't believe they managed to edit it down to this short of a video because I honestly think it's one of the most consistently entertaining streams I've ever watched. 0 boring moments, hundreds of funny moments. Thank you Bao, thank you Cottontail and ban Bao
I’ll definitely check it out, thanks ❤
Is it all just Bao getting roasted, though? Idk. The video bothered me that Cotton wasn't getting almost no heat from their chats
@@FETUSSTATUS wasn’t out of malice, she made a roasting stream, someone was going to get more roasts
how long did it take for bao to get started on the first roast?
did the stream get taken down? i can't find it on her twitch channel or her vod channel
Since there weren't many roast for Cotton, I fought, I'd give it a shot: The only reason people watch Cotton's streams is to save themselves the time of opening an incognito tap and going to the hub.
Good one!
Incorrect. I watch Cotton as a warm-up before the main event.
Cotton gets less roasts because she’s a cookie cutter lewdtuber. There’s not much to roast because there’s not much there.
Roast Cotton is hard because post nut clarity makes people more paceful
@@StarboyXL9she doesn’t even get you off? That's a burn
Bao still doesn’t seem to realize that bringing friends to be roasted alongside her doesn’t work, chat will always go after her harder because they know she can take it.
Also because, c’mon, she’s the easier target.
Bao getting roasted so hard that international criminal court started an investigation meanwhile chat is so down bad for cottontail that every roast turns into a flirt even before the thoughts leave their brain.
She just makes it so easy.
But yeah, Bao got that bulliable energy. Cotton doesnt.
I just cant come up with an actual roast against someone like her, like what can you actually say?
Cottontail's idol is Amy Schumer, cause her humor/stream center around her vagina.
See doesnt have much of a punch against her
i mena if anything cottens chat was roasting themself
The “if I could describe you in one word, I wouldn’t” was wild!!!
17:28 soooo this was my roast and when I sent it in I went "this shouldn't be too mean" hearing her read it out loud it was a lot meaner than I thought 😅
I could _hear_ the tiny violin. 🎻
By Odin's beard man that was FOUL!
@@DredgenStorm I am obligated to get some Bao merch to make it up to her T_T
@JojoDigitalArtist bro you're obligated to wear it in public after that. I pray for you brother
Bro you cooked soo hard XD
Well done, ya roasted Bao soo good she's moist and tender XD
15:02 Insane how the both of you know a werewolf Vtuber, are friends with her, call her hot at least seven times a week and yet somehow you're getting slandered as being attracted to actual wolves and dogs.
There's an animal tamer in Nikke who has a lion as her companion/friend/what have you. He's not even human-shaped.
Bao went wild for him on Twitter.
It's not slander when it's true.
@@KalebAsmadi I can't find that tweet so I'll take your word for it.
@Letsplaymoron QRT on 8/31 about Leona being a battle pass costume. Original tweet wonders why it feels like Bao designed the costume, with Timi the lion standing on his hind legs next to Leona.
Bao's tweet says "I've decided to play Nikke".
It's not hard to connect the dots.
7:43 Yo that’s my roast let’s go!
Nice one dude👍
that was like the best twist right there
🤣🤣🤣
Bao seemingly out here not expecting to get hit with the several tons of munitions she's handed over to her community over the years.
Meanwhile cotton is getting hit by a few pea shooters
Bao: I’m not lewd
Also Bao: I NEED TO BE BREEEEEEEED!!!!
I feel like I'd be terrified of these two for opposing reasons.
I'd be scared of cotton if I were attracted to her.
I'd be scared of bao if she were attracted to me.
15:50 jesus christ. I can't tell if they love bao by how much they tune in or absolutely hate her by dissecting her every move
10:44 Ladies and gentlemen, we have our winner😂
I laughed my butt off! 🤣🤣🤣
This is the one. Like damn!🤣🤣🤣
I literally pissed myself from laughing 😂😂😂😂
Cobra Comander being a "hear me out" for cotton makes too much sense.
Unless you hear him speak.
Never let Bao challenge you to a boxing duel. You'd have to fight on your knees to hit her.
What? You've never heard of "punching down"? XD
"i'm a very artistic gooner" she says as we give o7's in the chat for the couches, mattresses, and the sound of screaming feral goblin-birds roars from her throat when she see's a furry man
I got a burn for Bao:
You should play Leagues of Votann in 40k, you’re the same height as the minis.
If I ever interact with Bao, be it irl or online, I won't make a short joke. That would be too low.
Werewolf: *Howls at the moon*
Bao: "That's no moon."
Not-a-moon: *Vaporizes Bao with a green laser*
Ban Bao
"We"? This was like 90 percent a bao roast XD
More like 95%.
Bao and cottontail? Oh this is gonna be next level roasting
1:38 I don't think there will ever be a lewd clip that surpasses what Bao did on that stream. She has absolutely earned her crown with that one.
Alternate title: "Bao Gets Absolutely Roasted By Fans While Cottontail Watches"
I mean, yeah, we went for the low hanging fruit for Bao, she wouldn't be able to reach any of the other ones
Is it low hanging fruit if that's all she can reach?
@@answermoosePretty sure it’s just “hanging fruit” to her. Much like how mini-golf is just golf for dwarves and hobbits/halflings. … Hey, I’m a 5’2” short king and I can say that. 😅🤣
20:00 yes I do
20:00 what you gonna do? Stab my knees?
Bro...she can't reach that high 😂
9:16-9:28
"Mom, I'm scared please come pick me up..."
Roasting Bao is easier than breathing for us, she gives the equivalent to the US's entire ammunition stockpile to roast her with. Anything that isnt her music you can roast her about.
The title should be "bao gets roasted while cotton is praised"😂
Bao just losing it around 12:00 and threatening to fight Cotton was the cherry on top
Cotton's roasts: lol golden retriever girl
Bao's roasts: *Meet The Grahams*
Whenever Bao has to get dressed in the morning, everyone within a two mile radius starts wondering why they can smell roast beef.
*sniffs air* why am I suddenly thinking about Arby’s?😆😆
Some Bao viewers have savageness in them...
4:15 was that Numi Jesus Christ LMFAO.
Wait was it?
If anyone, Numi is the bottomest of the three
I mean she's a cute dork on stream but honestly I wouldn't put it past her.😂
Hey Bao, I lost it at the "If I could describe you in one word". I almost flipped.
Love your videos, you're awesome, keep it up
5:07 yeah that one was definitely mine
Nice. 😅🤣
And the year after, she lost to a pizza box with Ghost on it 😂😂
Asking Bao to stop gooning is like asking a fish to stop swimming.
I wish I could give Bao a hug after that roast. Though I’m six foot so I might hurt my back in the process
Its impressive every time Bao does one of these theres always new burns.
I'm stealing half of these theyre brilliant
For Bao, people linked arms, chanted and summoned Armageddon.
For Cotton, they just slightly tickled her once.
"I'm sorry you've never been able to ride a roller coaster" is VILE
i think i have a chance
Damn dude, no need to go for full scorched earth protocol.
😂😂😂
Woah woah woah brother! Woah now! You got too much dip on ya chip!
Go for it champ!
of what? death?
YOOOOOO why is the kirby cup clapping them cheeks in the background
Okay I gotta say this. Bao's roasts were actually slapping here. Imagine getting told you can roast Bao and you decide to just open a can of Whoop Ahh on a 2D person. That's commitment that most of those people will ever put into something. They'll be lucky if they put that into anything ever again. The roasts for Cotton in this video weren't even roasts. To say Bao roasted Cotton more than the viewers is funny because they had one job and like always came up just short enough to not make any ground. There's so many things you could roast Cotton for but I guess it's harder to roast your favorite AVA that you enjoy when you're alone in your room in the middle of the day when you're struggling to find a job.
This isn't a serious comment I just felt bad for Bao after 18:13. God damn they went for the jugular on back to back posts, I was crying laughing making my breakfast and accident rubbed curry in my eye.
17:27 Hoooooly shit, absolutely destroyed
10:43 JESUS CHRIST!!! THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE!!!!!
Cottontail's summer outfit is so amazing omg!!
Down bad; no
Down Bao; yes
Downbad Chihuahua Whale: Definitely. 🤣
I truly resonate with Boa on a personal level.
I am also the butt of every joke no matter the friend group and my bellow average height is very funny to them. They love pointing out how much of a bottom I am and saying that I like it when I they bully me. Don’t even gotta say shit, I just catch strays for existing.
We even have a group furry but I’m still the one that takes the furry jokes instead.
Is this a:
We* Got Absolutely Roasted by our Fans
Or a:
"We" Got Absolutely Roasted by our Fans
You can tell Bao's parents are really proud of her........ siblings
Bro that knotted one was just a war crime 💀
It was so nice of Cotton to host a roast for Bao, on Bao's channel.
God, i almost feel bad for Bao, she got straight up murdered 😂
Highly recommend everyone checking out the full stream of this! Absolutely legendary stream and can't wait for more of them.
Bao's roast has an arsenal strong enough to scorch the Earth.
While Cotton's is the equivalent of a firecracker.
Seems fair to me.
I lost it when Cotton started humming unravel at bao
17:03 that wasnt a roast that was a hit piece, JESUS
A roast? Don't they know burning trash is illegal?
At least she still gets taken out b*tch!😂😂
Ouch! 🤣🤣🤣
Tbf to chat. Bao does paint her own targets.
I'm genuinely still surprised with how Bao can simultaneously have one of the most beautifully calming singing voices I've heard, and be a completely unhinged horny rat.
keep doing your thing funny whale, we'll be here to enjoy it
What the hell is this "you're elderly if you're 30 but you're a literal child if you're 20"?
7:10 Real poetic
Cotten getting hit with Nerf bullets while Bao getting hit with armor tank missiles.
Bao and Giri seems to get the same type and levels of the roasts. God Dam.
Cotton was mercilessly throwing jabs at baos height to where im questioning how tall she is?!😂
Baobble buddies really cooked with this stream. Meanwhile, Bao was just thoroughly cooked.
Cotton: "Are you sure you're not a white woman?"
Also, as someone who is used to being a short king, learning that I'm taller than Cotton is wild.
Bao: Monger of Essay Roasts, Harbinger of Pity.
This video made me laugh so hard i think i weezed too hard and blew Bao back into her goldfish aquarium
19:32 low-hanging fruit is the only kind of fruit bao can grab
Bao is just so roastable.
Edit: I'm kinda surprised by the fact Cotton got off easy here.
Bao getting absolutely shredded and cotton getting lovetaps from chatters is wild. Surprised but also not surprised knowing cottons fanbase.
I fucking forgot about making the roast at 18:00 but hearing it read out loud by Cotton & Bao's reaction to it *made it all worth it in the end.* 😂😅
I love how Cotton basically became a Live bystander to Bao getting absolutely RAMMED in the Whale buttocks by roast after roast too. 😂😂😂
I love the title of the video Bao, what do you mean by "we" are you writing in french? KEKW KEKW KEKW
The stream was amazing, and the people nailed every roast
I still demand a baoHeart emote for youtube
What I like about this is that it shows there are still people out there that don’t take them selves too seriously and have a good sense of humor.
Overly sensitive people who try to tell you what to do and what you can’t do or say are the worst.
2:13 I don't think I have EVER seen someone shoot Cotton down so fast. Is Bao immune to her?
Man, I feel bad for Bao. A sentence I thought I'd never say in context to a roast.
i would like to know which roasts followed her into her existential moments before sleep
Cotton taking every opportunity to one up on Bao: god damn! Yes we should have Cotton roasting session just to see if Bao can one up her!
There were a couple lazy shots in there, but damn, Bao got some serious heat. I'm glad she can take it in stride.
this was a slaughter on Bao’s ego, Cotton’s ego probably got boosted ngl
AIN'T NO WAY BAO SAYS "Where's my oatmeal?" this morning before I go to work eating FUCKING OATMEAL!!!!
How can Cottontail get even sexier models everytime while Bao is still well Bao (love you Bao)
She could go for the low-hanging fruit and still not reach 😂 great vid!
It’d just be “hanging fruit” for her. 😅🤣
*sees video of bao and cotton getting roasted*
me: oh sweet another video of just bao getting roasted
I haven't seen this many third degree burns since Star Wars Revenge of the Sith
rizz and roast are the same like love and hate
the gene pool lifeguard one, LOL holy fuck.
if she do this with filian,this will end up like NicCage's film Wicker Man but with the traditional verbal flagellation
lasting a few minutes longer
17:00 the roast so long it needed a commercial break.
They were serving roasted whale tonight
It's amazing how she can take that much roasting.
The pool-life guard bit was vile.
I feel like I have already seen this, but it was fun watching it again! (I was probably there during the stream or watched the VOD)