*CAVALRY ONLY IN 2021 LET'S GO BABYYY* Hello HELLO! KOIFISH BACK, after spending a week writing essays and crying 🐒 MANY more videos coming this week, including Crusader Kings and Bannerlord + some shorts!
I saw winged hussars charge in the end I have been satisfied (also the part where you swear in Polish while charging Turks really got me) (not mentioning you actually sounded Polish) (I like)
Nie zabrzmieć niegrzecznie, ponieważ używam tłumaczenia. Ale to, co powiedziałeś przetłumaczone na angielski, brzmiało: „Pierdolę mnie”. Czy to prawda, czy też Tłumacz jest dziwny? Przepraszam również, ponieważ nie mam pojęcia, jak mówić po polsku i używam tłumacza
@@sir_fuckwit kurwa=fuck but "japierdole" is hard to translate to english because this mean literally "i'm fucking" and u don't must used translator because many polish people can this language more or less
@Christopher Garringer in my opinion "im fucking" have no sense in english but in polish "japierdole" is funny when friend say that, but when i saying that usually i'am angry and frustrated when i losing again in game
An Austrian was just minding his day until some horses from Prussia decided to steppe on him P.S. would love to see the VOD for the 12 hr livestream since i can't catch most of it
Funfact: Since the Dutch could not communicate with horses, they slaughtered them for meat instead and made a deepfried snack out of it (Frikandel). We used oxen and cows for ploughing until we had tractors. We didn't use cavalry anyway because we were in a perpetual bog and flooding area (fixed that in the previous century). "cycles away". Also: GEKOLONISEERD!
Last time I played Medieval 2 Total War I was doing this "challenge" as the Holy Roman Empire and I didn't even know it, I just did it because it kept working, what a coincidence!
As a Dutchman i van confidently say that we can speak with horses no problem. In fact we have ponypark slagharen wich is a place designed for talking with and dating pony’s.
*CAVALRY ONLY IN 2021 LET'S GO BABYYY*
Hello HELLO! KOIFISH BACK, after spending a week writing essays and crying 🐒
MANY more videos coming this week, including Crusader Kings and Bannerlord + some shorts!
5:07 its hard to say but your right we hate paying taxes and in Polish we say atakować instead of atake
9:12 Kurwa- bi#ch japierdole-im fu#k
Good videos it's so much fun
My love for your channel has been timed by a thousands hearing you listened to Sabaton.... then again your Swedish.
You should do pikemen only next
*The Swadians want to know your location*
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Nooo!! You’re supposed to fight on foot in an honorable and respectable manner!!!
*hAha HOrsE gO KLop klOp*
A Swedish man charging with a lance and a Ushanka, i should be scared.
i thought the swedes were too busy becoming a minority in their own country
@@pavelmorozov6599 How do you mean?
@@paulfrancistorres7144 Ignore him, he's just spouting just some anti-immigrant nonsense
Koifish: "Sorry, but this letter is in Polish. I can't read it."
Poles: "Understandable. Have a nice day"
"Poland! That's the 'P' that separates us!"
That statement cured every disease I had.
"WARSAW RICE"
I fucking cant.
8:58 best "kurwa" and "ja pierdole" I ever heard and Im from Poland
I saw winged hussars charge in the end
I have been satisfied
(also the part where you swear in Polish while charging Turks really got me)
(not mentioning you actually sounded Polish)
(I like)
since Dutch is a made out languages
they couldn't communicate with *HORSES*
that got me good
Paardenlul
Hondenlul
Warsaw Rice is a Common Polish dish consisting of matted sawdust to mimic a grain and vodka to wash it down
Calvary charge across Europe... this pleases Attila
"You are going to college"
*sends Gentleman into a weavery*
Ok then xD
napoleon:" cavalry will never be succesfull without a little infantry support"
koifish: HOLD MY BEER
"kurwa" "ja pierdole" XDDDDD
Nie zabrzmieć niegrzecznie, ponieważ używam tłumaczenia. Ale to, co powiedziałeś przetłumaczone na angielski, brzmiało: „Pierdolę mnie”. Czy to prawda, czy też Tłumacz jest dziwny? Przepraszam również, ponieważ nie mam pojęcia, jak mówić po polsku i używam tłumacza
@@sir_fuckwit kurwa=fuck but "japierdole" is hard to translate to english because this mean literally "i'm fucking" and u don't must used translator because many polish people can this language more or less
@@Xiled Oh, thanks dude.
@Christopher Garringer u have mean in polish? when yes, i agree with u, idk why but ours profanities are funny xD
@Christopher Garringer in my opinion "im fucking" have no sense in english but in polish "japierdole" is funny when friend say that, but when i saying that usually i'am angry and frustrated when i losing again in game
2:56 had me dying, as a polish person I can confirm that we have Warsaw rice
“If you’re not sitting on a horse, stay indoors”
Made me laugh big time
An Austrian was just minding his day until some horses from Prussia decided to steppe on him
P.S. would love to see the VOD for the 12 hr livestream since i can't catch most of it
Koifish swearing in Polish sounds gorgeous
I have nothing to say,But,The Only thing I would think about,That this bad boy is also based
1:56 I love the names of these guys, Johann of barefoot and Adam of rectangle
the last scene is winged hussars against ottomans, but not a single "when the winged hussars arrived".
HowDareYou.mp4
(Brings a gun to a sword fight) that isn’t cheating that’s Prussian ingenuity
- Christian Thomasius - 1704
polish people eat Pierogi and also i love your videos pls make more especially on poland ;)
"I had a hard time deciding between Poland-Lithuania with their winged huskers, and the Austrians with their not-winged hussars"
everyone gangasta until infantry starts forming squares
Ahh 18th century blitzkrieg
Well kinda a rice dish
Gołabki
Meat mixed with rice wrapped in kabbage
An "... only" video with France ? Cause it would have been fitted for cavalry, but you could try with pikes only ? Other comments talked about that
Waiting for the Koifish hey ya cover
"Stay Cavalry my Dudes"
*Wonders how to type a reply with hooves*
Broo you’re a madman! That’s why you just got a new subscriber ❤️
I cannot unhear “Warsaw Rice!” Now
6:02
Taking a gun to a sword fight be like:
I have replayed these few seconds more times than I probably should have, thank you for making it easier to do
@@austingole4861 no problem
"That wasn't cheating, that was Prussian enginuity!" -Koi
Wait, this was uploaded 55 minutes ago?! I though it was years old...
Wonderful "kurwa ja pierdolę" at the end :D
The song is about gołąbki
Koifish doing an Empire: Total War video with the Prussians?
*Prussian noises intensify*
Funfact:
Since the Dutch could not communicate with horses, they slaughtered them for meat instead and made a deepfried snack out of it (Frikandel).
We used oxen and cows for ploughing until we had tractors. We didn't use cavalry anyway because we were in a perpetual bog and flooding area (fixed that in the previous century).
"cycles away".
Also:
GEKOLONISEERD!
"If youre not sitting on a horse,stay indoors"
Pikemen finally have a use: Fighting against Koifish
Prussians embracing their inner Parthian
Militia only challenge 😂 or irregular challenge
Have done before as America, using only Conscripts and Minutemen. Pretty fun to spam.
Ah, another quality KOIFISH report!
Hey koifish
Hey BKDGAMING
you thinking about golobki - rice and meat wrapped in cabbage - but most Polish is sausage and vodka
Golobki sounds like Finnish *Kaalikääryle*
It has rice and meat inside gabbage. They are usually steamed.
"Armenians?! Oh, I'm about to pull a Turk on these poor souls!" Proceeds to laugh maniacally :')
6:54 no koifish he is pursuing enemy ghosts so they will not haunt you
Kofish playng prussia *BRITHS GRANADIERS INTENSEFIES"
*THEN THE* totally average *HUSSARS ARRIVED!*
"That wasn't cheating, that was prussian ingenuity."
oh shit! He's fighting with GNOMES! LOLOL
The best part of the video XD 4:55
The great Warsaw rice fields
Loving the Chungus Among Us
Ah yes, I remember the Grand Prussian charge in Dixieland
Rhodoks are rolling in their castle.
It's all fun and games until the other nations discover.... SQUARES
2:50 we have gołąbki (meaning pigeons) which is rice in cabbage
2:58 here you go mate :D
8:58 best kurwa and ja pierdole i've ever heard from foreigner
try saying "nożesz kurwa ja japierdole" pls
This was EPIICC
i remember using heavy shock cavalry meta back in days with medieval II total war )))
Neat.
Last time I played Medieval 2 Total War I was doing this "challenge" as the Holy Roman Empire and I didn't even know it, I just did it because it kept working, what a coincidence!
those Swedish always killing Saxons
5:04 you are damn right
Another video suggestion “ can you beat empire total war with only camels 🐪”
w a r s a w , r i c e !
Pike only when (okay maybe some musket to make it fair lol)
I think it would be cool to try pikes only
*KoiSUS*
Shingen would be proud
As a Dutchman i van confidently say that we can speak with horses no problem. In fact we have ponypark slagharen wich is a place designed for talking with and dating pony’s.
An early version of the Blitzkrieg 😂😂
Bro that was my comment saying do Calvary
Koifish you should the do militia only challenge
Day 8 of asking Koi for more Viking Pope
Mega pog
oh god, 17th century and use only calvary, it's really a challenge > .
Melé infantry only is a must
PIKES ONLY IN EMPIRE
Drummers only next!!
As long they all dont Karree you its a good taktic
Can you do some shogun 2 challenges as well?
KOIFISH
2:54 "Uprising" song
Epic
Real Immortal Hours
We need the full version of that hey ya cover :(
Please do pike men only @koifish
I fucking love SABATON
Give us "Real Infantry Hours"
Ride of the Rohirrim
Real Rohirrim Hours
Thanks for the Dutch joke
Lets push koifish to 300k subs for a 24 hour livestream!!!
Or generals only
Polish National food is pierogi for sure.
i need a mount and blade video
hmm what will be the polish special, seeing how fast you can get torn apart by prussia austria and russia?