omg..LOL..mike goes, "weather varies"...ha....and then..he..he says, "seattle will have white lightning"...and then he throws a giant moon on miami....i cant fuckin stand it...so goddam awesome..
LOL!!! Mike just made up the definition of a Alberta clipper and acted like he looked it up. This proves he never did any prep work beforehand. A Alberta clipper is a weak low pressure system that comes out of Alberta Canada and tracks southeast and comes out off the coast around the mid Atlantic. Artie and Mike is what made this show.
Only someone who grew up in the unique geographical position of Nyc could live under the illusion that the state borders are actually highways and every major city exists along those lines
Jose Reyes nah, whoever wrote this up for him set him up to show off his lack of knowledge for the lulz. In fact, I noticed an astonishing amount of NYers have this same problem. shit, Arty even thinks St Paul and Minneapolis are the same city.
***** i think not knowing st paul and Minneapolis is more understanding then what mike did. not knowing where texas is? come on. and he put it everywhere but where it was. obv for comedic purposes.
The twin cities are practically the same city, but Artie literally says emphatically "...they're the same exact city, Mike" or I wouldn't have batted an eye. I think it comes down to how New York-centeric these people are. They are truly oblivious to the middle of the country. It was obvious to me Mike was hedging his bets by placing those little weather maker things in the center of like 3 or 4 states so that maybe he'd be close. You really think he is that clever to play a bit off like that? because I don't.
furthermore, by saying he is in on the bit like you are implying would be implying all his bad jokes are done ironically, which I don't buy for a second. He is funny, but he is funny like how the first sharknado was a good movie.
***** i don't agree. just because he does something dosent mean he does it all the time. I just find it hard to believe you could pick a place and put it everywhere but where it actually is skipping over it. he is obv faking because he knows it be funnier. but really who cares.
Mike was upset they paid him 70 k a year because it made him lose his government check every month He’s on total disability. He doesn’t want to work. He wants to mooch off his mom still. This is why Mike doesn’t do stand up anymore. (Also the fact he wasn’t funny)
Mike giving the weather for Minneapolis, followed by the weather for Saint Paul might be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
I cant believe it took me 8 years to find these gems
Same. We are late to the party. Most of the comments are from 2-8 yrs ago 😂
"leave your car running all night so it will start in the morning"
Pure Bocchetti right there.
He has a way with words
make sure its in the garage too so you dont have to clean the snow off in the morning 🙂
Every hour on the hour have somebody come out of your house and… 😂
Lol the most important response to that statement "Do you have a driver's license?"
i could watch this all day. it's a shame artie couldn't keep his shit together and make this show work for the long term.
THIS.....is comedy GOLD !!!!!!
"Parshly crowdy......"LMFAO!!!
How I miss this damn show
Me too
"Partly cloudy and sunny skies? ...that's the moon, Mike..."
Shit never gets old. Legendary!! Miss these 3 maniacs
This is Gold.
do this everynight these are classic
Instant classics! I love these!
holy shit! Bochetti got winded just bending over to pick up a piece of paper. hahaha
Artie really has a way of making Bochetti funnier than he might really be, I'm glad he has a chance to carry a show on his own. funny stuff.
omg..LOL..mike goes, "weather varies"...ha....and then..he..he says, "seattle will have white lightning"...and then he throws a giant moon on miami....i cant fuckin stand it...so goddam awesome..
“I do, I care about errbody, every fifty state.”
-Mike Bocchetti
"Actually Artie it could be rainin on one side of da street and not the udda"
more of these!!
seriously the best shit i've ever seen in my entire fucking life lmao!!!!!!
Leave ya caw runnin awl night. Sit in it and stay in the garawge with the daw closed.
lol.
"Parshy crowdy"
I now know Texas is HUGE
The part about leaving your car on all night so it will start in the morning is possibly the dumbest thing Mike has ever said.
And Funniest
And he thought the smarter move would be to say it wasn't a joke 😂
Mike doesn't have a drivers license?! Jesus, dude, even Bobo has a permit LOL
Classic he rules. Lol 😂 I could watch this all fucking day lol 😂
"Alberto Canada" lol, points to British Colombia lol.
"Would you give weather for the Village, and the upper East Side..??"HA HA HA HA HA HA
Parsley Sunny Skies 😂😂😂😂🤦🏽♂️
Bocchetti looks good.
Parsley uh wait no that's Texas I'm sorry
BOOOOOCCHETTIIIIIIII !!!
Sometimes I can't believe Bocchetti is for real LOL
And now, da wedda
Parcley sunny skies lol.
"Fawt wert" Texas?
Da Wedda
Johns laugh is hilarious lmao
The only thing funnier than Mike's quotes is reading y'all spell them out in the comments
Alberto Canada
tra789 as he points at British Columbia too lol
Parsley sunny......
I really thought this was put on by Mike, but listening to him on Artie's podcast he blows my mind with his... ignorance?
hahaha yes!
Winds at 9 to 10 to 15 mph
Boschetti looks like beaker from the muppet show 😂😂
Lol, a fat version.
Mikes completely off here! Alberto, canada is right next to texas near the african islands border crossing in china.
Parshly crowdy
Funniest ever
LOL!!! Mike just made up the definition of a Alberta clipper and acted like he looked it up. This proves he never did any prep work beforehand. A Alberta clipper is a weak low pressure system that comes out of Alberta Canada and tracks southeast and comes out off the coast around the mid Atlantic. Artie and Mike is what made this show.
Only someone who grew up in the unique geographical position of Nyc could live under the illusion that the state borders are actually highways and every major city exists along those lines
Mike is not dumb, if he could only slow down and relax.
I heard he has a 200 iq
BABABOOEY 🐒🍌🐵
upload when make wrote a letter to the staff about being bullied
mikes definitely acting that he doesn't know where states are. he put st Louis everywhere but where it actually is. still funny though.
Jose Reyes nah, whoever wrote this up for him set him up to show off his lack of knowledge for the lulz. In fact, I noticed an astonishing amount of NYers have this same problem. shit, Arty even thinks St Paul and Minneapolis are the same city.
***** i think not knowing st paul and Minneapolis is more understanding then what mike did. not knowing where texas is? come on. and he put it everywhere but where it was. obv for comedic purposes.
The twin cities are practically the same city, but Artie literally says emphatically "...they're the same exact city, Mike" or I wouldn't have batted an eye.
I think it comes down to how New York-centeric these people are. They are truly oblivious to the middle of the country. It was obvious to me Mike was hedging his bets by placing those little weather maker things in the center of like 3 or 4 states so that maybe he'd be close. You really think he is that clever to play a bit off like that? because I don't.
furthermore, by saying he is in on the bit like you are implying would be implying all his bad jokes are done ironically, which I don't buy for a second. He is funny, but he is funny like how the first sharknado was a good movie.
***** i don't agree. just because he does something dosent mean he does it all the time. I just find it hard to believe you could pick a place and put it everywhere but where it actually is skipping over it. he is obv faking because he knows it be funnier. but really who cares.
Mike was upset they paid him 70 k a year because it made him lose his government check every month He’s on total disability. He doesn’t want to work. He wants to mooch off his mom still. This is why Mike doesn’t do stand up anymore. (Also the fact he wasn’t funny)