The Artie Lange Show - Bocchetti Does The Weather (Jan. 16)

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  • @adamblister6005
    @adamblister6005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    i could watch this all day. it's a shame artie couldn't keep his shit together and make this show work for the long term.

  • @Zilla__man
    @Zilla__man 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I cant believe it took me 8 years to find these gems

    • @ephan8357
      @ephan8357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same. We are late to the party. Most of the comments are from 2-8 yrs ago 😂

  • @Lilslicky
    @Lilslicky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Mike giving the weather for Minneapolis, followed by the weather for Saint Paul might be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

  • @knobrush
    @knobrush 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "leave your car running all night so it will start in the morning"
    Pure Bocchetti right there.

    • @Eric_the_miserable_midget
      @Eric_the_miserable_midget ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He has a way with words

    • @warshipsatin8764
      @warshipsatin8764 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      make sure its in the garage too so you dont have to clean the snow off in the morning 🙂

    • @boggletelescope1883
      @boggletelescope1883 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Every hour on the hour have somebody come out of your house and… 😂

    • @psychedelia34
      @psychedelia34 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol the most important response to that statement "Do you have a driver's license?"

  • @edkennedy7952
    @edkennedy7952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Parshly crowdy......"LMFAO!!!

  • @chrysopylaedesign
    @chrysopylaedesign 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    THIS.....is comedy GOLD !!!!!!

  • @rivero0803
    @rivero0803 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    How I miss this damn show

    • @mikew7561
      @mikew7561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too

  • @Antrox81
    @Antrox81 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Instant classics! I love these!

  • @geddahedda3224
    @geddahedda3224 11 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Artie really has a way of making Bochetti funnier than he might really be, I'm glad he has a chance to carry a show on his own. funny stuff.

  • @redisnotblue
    @redisnotblue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Partly cloudy and sunny skies? ...that's the moon, Mike..."

  • @Toad434
    @Toad434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is Gold.

  • @joeyankees132
    @joeyankees132 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    do this everynight these are classic

  • @MagaKoz
    @MagaKoz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Shit never gets old. Legendary!! Miss these 3 maniacs

  • @geddahedda3224
    @geddahedda3224 11 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    holy shit! Bochetti got winded just bending over to pick up a piece of paper. hahaha

  • @TeeViz
    @TeeViz 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    more of these!!

  • @43Aquaman
    @43Aquaman 11 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    omg..LOL..mike goes, "weather varies"...ha....and then..he..he says, "seattle will have white lightning"...and then he throws a giant moon on miami....i cant fuckin stand it...so goddam awesome..

  • @levijosefsson6450
    @levijosefsson6450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “I do, I care about errbody, every fifty state.”
    -Mike Bocchetti

    • @aacevedo42900
      @aacevedo42900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Actually Artie it could be rainin on one side of da street and not the udda"

  • @aram325302
    @aram325302 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    seriously the best shit i've ever seen in my entire fucking life lmao!!!!!!

  • @AcidIntellects
    @AcidIntellects 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The part about leaving your car on all night so it will start in the morning is possibly the dumbest thing Mike has ever said.

    • @mikew7561
      @mikew7561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And Funniest

    • @reflect_earth
      @reflect_earth 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And he thought the smarter move would be to say it wasn't a joke 😂

  • @kevinc1968
    @kevinc1968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Leave ya caw runnin awl night. Sit in it and stay in the garawge with the daw closed.

  • @BlibbaBlob
    @BlibbaBlob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mike doesn't have a drivers license?! Jesus, dude, even Bobo has a permit LOL

  • @edkennedy7952
    @edkennedy7952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Parshy crowdy"

  • @lindamiller6472
    @lindamiller6472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I now know Texas is HUGE

  • @1digitalwatcher697
    @1digitalwatcher697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bocchetti looks good.

  • @edkennedy7952
    @edkennedy7952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Alberto Canada" lol, points to British Colombia lol.

  • @workingclassweightlifter7579
    @workingclassweightlifter7579 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Would you give weather for the Village, and the upper East Side..??"HA HA HA HA HA HA

  • @bcancun123
    @bcancun123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Parsley Sunny Skies 😂😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @dfcj1499
    @dfcj1499 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    BOOOOOCCHETTIIIIIIII !!!

  • @kevinc1968
    @kevinc1968 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Parsley uh wait no that's Texas I'm sorry

  • @boggletelescope1883
    @boggletelescope1883 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    And now, da wedda

  • @lindamiller6472
    @lindamiller6472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sometimes I can't believe Bocchetti is for real LOL

  • @kevinc1968
    @kevinc1968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Fawt wert" Texas?

  • @ripleysasylum9991
    @ripleysasylum9991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Classic he rules. Lol 😂 I could watch this all fucking day lol 😂

  • @Barbie_Esther
    @Barbie_Esther 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The only thing funnier than Mike's quotes is reading y'all spell them out in the comments

  • @chuckweber542
    @chuckweber542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Parcley sunny skies lol.

  • @stumpe9662
    @stumpe9662 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I really thought this was put on by Mike, but listening to him on Artie's podcast he blows my mind with his... ignorance?

    • @AcidIntellects
      @AcidIntellects 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mike is truly a dolt. He really does operate on the same level as a 1st grader.

  • @MasterGuero
    @MasterGuero 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Alberto Canada

    • @OOspazOO
      @OOspazOO 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      tra789 as he points at British Columbia too lol

  • @flatbushtommy9681
    @flatbushtommy9681 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Winds at 9 to 10 to 15 mph

  • @cobrahklutch9779
    @cobrahklutch9779 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Boschetti looks like beaker from the muppet show 😂😂

  • @XxDanny80xX
    @XxDanny80xX 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Johns laugh is hilarious lmao

  • @lucluc2716
    @lucluc2716 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mikes completely off here! Alberto, canada is right next to texas near the african islands border crossing in china.

  • @TeeViz
    @TeeViz 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    hahaha yes!

  • @kevinc1968
    @kevinc1968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Parsley sunny......

  • @westfield90
    @westfield90 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Funniest ever

  • @ltrain4479
    @ltrain4479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    LOL!!! Mike just made up the definition of a Alberta clipper and acted like he looked it up. This proves he never did any prep work beforehand. A Alberta clipper is a weak low pressure system that comes out of Alberta Canada and tracks southeast and comes out off the coast around the mid Atlantic. Artie and Mike is what made this show.

  • @hgb0005
    @hgb0005 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Parshly crowdy

  • @psychedelia34
    @psychedelia34 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Only someone who grew up in the unique geographical position of Nyc could live under the illusion that the state borders are actually highways and every major city exists along those lines

  • @shawn9566
    @shawn9566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mike is not dumb, if he could only slow down and relax.

  • @PurpleDragonWorld
    @PurpleDragonWorld 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    BABABOOEY 🐒🍌🐵

  • @22stunt45
    @22stunt45 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    upload when make wrote a letter to the staff about being bullied

  • @josereyes1148
    @josereyes1148 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    mikes definitely acting that he doesn't know where states are. he put st Louis everywhere but where it actually is. still funny though.

    • @OOspazOO
      @OOspazOO 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jose Reyes nah, whoever wrote this up for him set him up to show off his lack of knowledge for the lulz. In fact, I noticed an astonishing amount of NYers have this same problem. shit, Arty even thinks St Paul and Minneapolis are the same city.

    • @josereyes1148
      @josereyes1148 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** i think not knowing st paul and Minneapolis is more understanding then what mike did. not knowing where texas is? come on. and he put it everywhere but where it was. obv for comedic purposes.

    • @OOspazOO
      @OOspazOO 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The twin cities are practically the same city, but Artie literally says emphatically "...they're the same exact city, Mike" or I wouldn't have batted an eye.
      I think it comes down to how New York-centeric these people are. They are truly oblivious to the middle of the country. It was obvious to me Mike was hedging his bets by placing those little weather maker things in the center of like 3 or 4 states so that maybe he'd be close. You really think he is that clever to play a bit off like that? because I don't.

    • @OOspazOO
      @OOspazOO 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      furthermore, by saying he is in on the bit like you are implying would be implying all his bad jokes are done ironically, which I don't buy for a second. He is funny, but he is funny like how the first sharknado was a good movie.

    • @josereyes1148
      @josereyes1148 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** i don't agree. just because he does something dosent mean he does it all the time. I just find it hard to believe you could pick a place and put it everywhere but where it actually is skipping over it. he is obv faking because he knows it be funnier. but really who cares.

  • @DeRock401
    @DeRock401 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mike was upset they paid him 70 k a year because it made him lose his government check every month He’s on total disability. He doesn’t want to work. He wants to mooch off his mom still. This is why Mike doesn’t do stand up anymore. (Also the fact he wasn’t funny)