After you dealt with Branka, Leliana and Oghren have a discussion. Oghren.(Heavy sigh) Leliana: I know how you feel. O: What?! L: You are thinking about Branka, and if you could have been a better husband to make things diferently and save her. (I don't eaxctly remember the hole discussion) O: No, I was just having stomach problems! It should be reaching you right now! L: Cough! Cough! Oh, Maker! O: I call it "The silent Killer"
how about the ai tactitcs the many and deep builds you could do . the awosome spells and combinations of them . and the big arrawy of skills and abilities yo could use instead of button massing the 6 abilities you are allowed to map like in da 3 . god damn ti dont even know how they fucked it up so much
Oghren: So, you and the Grey Warden, huh? (Chuckles) Morrigan: I hope you're not referring to Alistair. Oghren: Him? Does he even like girls? Morrigan: I believe the matter is still up for debate. Alistair: (if present) *Sigh* I'm right here, you know. Oghren: Anyway. You and the Grey Warden, huh? Morrigan: Do you actually have a question, dwarf? Or is it your intention simply to leer and drool? Oghren: Stick with the classics. Leer and drool. Morrigan: I thought so.
@@danknerevarine3678 I don't think Varric is really a good comparison. He is more similar to Morrigan: a clever antihero who does still care about people in the end. I'd say Sera or Iron Bull are more similar to Oghren, but not quite as much fun.
Oghren's and Alistair's conversation about "her legs" is also awesome. Since I heard that one while wandering through the deep roads I take Oghren everywhere with me... He's just way too hilarious to leave at the camp.
Yes. A hundred times yes. Tho for Varric's defence in Inquisition, his banters with Cole are very well done. Not the same character but mostly wholesome.
I like both (well, only DA2 Varric, DAI Varric not so much, he is not funny anymore in that game), but yes, Oghren is thousands of times way more awesome.
Encountering the Grand Oak with Oghren is pure gold : Tree :"Allow me a moment to welcome thee. I am called the Grand Oak, sometimes, the Elder Tree" Oghren :"Heh, it's a poet-tree...got it ?" XD
Oh Oghren, "Keep your pants where I can see 'em" 5:16, but Zevran does not wear pants! Everything Oghren says is golden. I'm surprised Zevran was able to kiss the Warden again after she drank Oghren's secret brew. It must be real love.
@@beverlyarcher3744 yeah he wanted to ride the dog into battle, Oghren ask the dog to stay still and attempted to put a saddle on him, but the dog ran away. it was a companion dialogue between the dog and Oghren.
"Is that how you landed your own wife? No wonder she turned to her own sex for comfort" Jesus Morrigan, Is it even possible to burn someone more than that?
I went to the dwarves last, so I had little time to get to know Oghren. I didn't really like him to give him a chance. In Awakening, I got him as second companion and his charms soon ensnared me. From that point on, he was party member number 1.
It makes sense to do Redcliffe first, then the mage tower, then ashes/Orzammar. But of course if you want to recruit everyone as fast as you can, you should get mage tower and Orzammar I guess. Dunno if it affects Redcliffe. At any rate, you just leave the elves and DLC and other missions after you have everyone and then you can have quite some enjoyment with everyone. Except of course the hidden companion who you can't get at this point in the main quest yet.
Yeah I don't tend to pick him up til l quiet late eithe rin most of my runs but that's mostly because I find Orzammar the most difficul tsection o fthe game and find I do better once I've hada good chance to level up so the dwarves tend to be the last I do. Though got too admit dwarves do seem tohave a wicked sense of humour in DA as I find both Varric and Oghren funny as hell.
love zevran and oghren's chatter #9, zevran was trying to get a rise out of oghren, but it nonetheless showed that oghren is actually quite brave, as he's been hiding his discomfort and fear of the surface. Quite stoic of him if u ask me.
6:48 xDDD Old Wynne got curious if Oghren refered to Alistairs private part but got something else but if you close your eyes you still can imagine something else still xD
I'm crying in laughter XD!!! Two things that r funny for Ogren is in awakening when tells the female elf " oooo look at me I'm an elf I like trees tralala". And when he gets his armor taken and gets pissed ROFL!!!!
I never would have guessed Steve Blum, who voiced Spike Speigal from Cowboy Bebop, did the voice for Oghren. Maybe that's the reason I liked him so much!!
Oghren: So. With the boss, aye? * Alistair: Pardon? * Oghren: You and the boss. Rolling your oats. * Alistair: I don't know-- * Oghren: Polishing the footstones. * Alistair: --what you're-- * Oghren: Tapping the midnight still, if you will. * Alistair: what are you going on about? * Oghren: Forging the moaning statue. Bucking the forbidden horse. Donning the velvet hat. * Alistair: Are you just making these up right now? * Oghren: Nope. Been saving 'em.
It’s not. Oghren was voiced by Steve Blum, that Wolverine was voiced by Cathal Dodd. His last video game voice acting was Marvel vs Capcom 2, again voicing Wolverine as well as a few others. He has done very little game acting other than Capcom made Marvel games.
@Linkforlife199 His conversations with Anders is really funny too XD Oghren: Ooh big scary templar man~ What are you going to do with that sword? Anders: Eww. MY FAV!! LOL!
Hahaha, these are absolutely hilarious!! XD Number 3 and 1 had me laughing out loud and the ones with Zevran were awesome too. Haha I should have bought Oghren with me more while I was playing,
There's many more good banters that he could have used in this video, I can think of at least 4 of them that were pretty funny. But, read the description: "ten of my personal favorites"... :)
Haha, the two between Oghren and Alistair made me laugh out loud ^^ Credz, that doesn't happen often to me playing games (apart from Halo 1 covenant banter :p)
Ogrhen : I keep tellin him, pikes are for stickin things at long range, aye, horses and such. Not for... twirling like a sissy girl. Wyne: Wait yo-your talking about an actual pike, like a spear Ogrhen:Obviously, what else would I be talking about.. Wyne I.. can't imagine.. LMAO Ogrhen is great XD
Velanna: If you must be so close, dwarf, I'd prefer that you turn your head. Oghren: Well, sorry for looking. I can't help that your womanly splendor is at eye level. Velanna: What? I was referring to your -- Oghren: Oh, you weren't talking about -- er, what were you talking about? Velanna: Your breath, dwarf. The fell cloud that emanates from your gaping maw. Oghren: (Chuckles) They didn't call me the ladykiller of Orzammar for nothing
Oghren: So, uh, what did you do with her legs? Alistair: Whose legs? Oghren: Her legs. That's the problem with dwarven legs. They're useless as an accessory. Alistair: I didn't do anything with them. I don't know what-- Oghren: Ah, say no more. Just got 'em outta the way and went about your business. Good on you, son. Alistair: Uhm. Thanks.
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Zevran, making jokes about Dwarves being short, when he's barely any taller, lol
Zevran just wants to die obviously :D
hes like 1 and a half high ok
After you dealt with Branka, Leliana and Oghren have a discussion.
Oghren.(Heavy sigh)
Leliana: I know how you feel.
O: What?!
L: You are thinking about Branka, and if you could have been a better husband to make things diferently and save her. (I don't eaxctly remember the hole discussion)
O: No, I was just having stomach problems! It should be reaching you right now!
L: Cough! Cough! Oh, Maker!
O: I call it "The silent Killer"
wtf XD
I hope BioWare watches this to remind them what they did right in Dragons Age: Origins.
how about the ai tactitcs the many and deep builds you could do . the awosome spells and combinations of them . and the big arrawy of skills and abilities yo could use instead of button massing the 6 abilities you are allowed to map like in da 3 . god damn ti dont even know how they fucked it up so much
I know this is a year old but even the the old programmers that made bioware great left long ago
@@ExelArts That's true. But it's still possible to get inspiration from this.
@@hattrickster33 not when you're owned by EA and have no say in the creative decisions
@@ExelArts But think of the investors. They need to eat too /s
Oghren: So, you and the Grey Warden, huh? (Chuckles)
Morrigan: I hope you're not referring to Alistair.
Oghren: Him? Does he even like girls?
Morrigan: I believe the matter is still up for debate.
Alistair: (if present) *Sigh* I'm right here, you know.
Oghren: Anyway. You and the Grey Warden, huh?
Morrigan: Do you actually have a question, dwarf? Or is it your intention simply to leer and drool?
Oghren: Stick with the classics. Leer and drool.
Morrigan: I thought so.
BRING OGHREN BACK FOR DRAGON AGE 4!!! We need more drunken dwarves making innuendos every other second.
im sorry but Varric just can't replace him. Oghren truly was epic
@@danknerevarine3678 I don't think Varric is really a good comparison. He is more similar to Morrigan: a clever antihero who does still care about people in the end. I'd say Sera or Iron Bull are more similar to Oghren, but not quite as much fun.
Supposedly oghren went on his calling eight before inquisition
Oghren's and Alistair's conversation about "her legs" is also awesome. Since I heard that one while wandering through the deep roads I take Oghren everywhere with me... He's just way too hilarious to leave at the camp.
Rolling the oats.. forging the moaning statue.. doning the velvet hat.
I nearly choked on my coffee hearing that one
That moment when you realize Oghren has the least dirty mind of the party (with Sten and Shale of course)
shales dirty hes just basic with it
@@wuftchan8299 shale is a she
@@lydiadiangelo2588 put the s in front of the h. there you go
Or Wynne
Oghren is the legend dwarf of Dragon Age for me.
Oghren > Varric
Yes. A hundred times yes.
Tho for Varric's defence in Inquisition, his banters with Cole are very well done. Not the same character but mostly wholesome.
I like both (well, only DA2 Varric, DAI Varric not so much, he is not funny anymore in that game), but yes, Oghren is thousands of times way more awesome.
"wait, what are you talking about?"
"What arre YOU talking about?"
my fav line out of the whole thing. xD
Little Pike Twirler....hahaha! X'D
rhema-beth Boalch that ones a favourite.
Encountering the Grand Oak with Oghren is pure gold :
Tree :"Allow me a moment to welcome thee. I am called the Grand Oak, sometimes, the Elder Tree"
Oghren :"Heh, it's a poet-tree...got it ?"
XD
Steve Blum is awesome as Oghren
steve blum is awesome as anything :D
t-bone berlin Yeah I mean look at Star Wars Rebels
How did I fucking not notice.
i love how when oghren talks about certain subjects that sounds perverted, thats where everybody else goes first
Oghren with shield?! that's blasphemy!!!
I just lol'd when Oghren said: "Aw, don't you want some little Morrigans runnin' around someday?"
XD
Oh Oghren, "Keep your pants where I can see 'em" 5:16, but Zevran does not wear pants! Everything Oghren says is golden. I'm surprised Zevran was able to kiss the Warden again after she drank Oghren's secret brew. It must be real love.
morrigan.. shows more skin?! her bossoms are practically dangling in the breeze
yup. then people complained about it.
Wait the funniest Oghren moment should have been when he tries to put a saddle on the dog
He tried what now?
@@beverlyarcher3744 yeah he wanted to ride the dog into battle, Oghren ask the dog to stay still and attempted to put a saddle on him, but the dog ran away. it was a companion dialogue between the dog and Oghren.
"Is that how you landed your own wife? No wonder she turned to her own sex for comfort"
Jesus Morrigan, Is it even possible to burn someone more than that?
I went to the dwarves last, so I had little time to get to know Oghren. I didn't really like him to give him a chance. In Awakening, I got him as second companion and his charms soon ensnared me. From that point on, he was party member number 1.
i didnt use oghren either cause i already had a double taunt tank (alistair) but now in awakening he is pretty enjoyable.
Bindair Dundat Awakening actually is the weakest version of Oghren.
The worst,in my opinion
It makes sense to do Redcliffe first, then the mage tower, then ashes/Orzammar. But of course if you want to recruit everyone as fast as you can, you should get mage tower and Orzammar I guess. Dunno if it affects Redcliffe. At any rate, you just leave the elves and DLC and other missions after you have everyone and then you can have quite some enjoyment with everyone. Except of course the hidden companion who you can't get at this point in the main quest yet.
Yeah I don't tend to pick him up til l quiet late eithe rin most of my runs but that's mostly because I find Orzammar the most difficul tsection o fthe game and find I do better once I've hada good chance to level up so the dwarves tend to be the last I do. Though got too admit dwarves do seem tohave a wicked sense of humour in DA as I find both Varric and Oghren funny as hell.
@@Limrasson . Wow, that's exactly my order. Except that I do some of the DLC after the Ashes, Shale ane Soldier's Peak, I really want that storage.
I love Wynn, she's so lovable and nurturing, and that magical bosom of hers...
Oghren is hands down the best Bioware character ever created.
I KNOW WHAT SOAP IS, WOMAN!
Oghren, you never disappoint me..
Awakening
Warden "You're not allowed to spit"
Oghren "Heh, that's what I always say..."
😂 damn, I have never taken that option, I like Oghren, and I thought that was a mean response, definitely choosing it next time.
love zevran and oghren's chatter #9, zevran was trying to get a rise out of oghren, but it nonetheless showed that oghren is actually quite brave, as he's been hiding his discomfort and fear of the surface. Quite stoic of him if u ask me.
-What that ?
-Soap you wash with it .
XD wynne immortal
"Wait what are you talking about?"What are YOU talking about? 😂
God i miss Oghren so much. His spit shine line is legendary hahaha
6:48 xDDD Old Wynne got curious if Oghren refered to Alistairs private part but got something else but if you close your eyes you still can imagine something else still xD
He does so many things it's unfathomable. He's a great voice actor. My personal favorite.
Number 3 almost made my jaw hit the floor until he finally Oghren explained further XD
I'm crying in laughter XD!!! Two things that r funny for Ogren is in awakening when tells the female elf " oooo look at me I'm an elf I like trees tralala". And when he gets his armor taken and gets pissed ROFL!!!!
I never would have guessed Steve Blum, who voiced Spike Speigal from Cowboy Bebop, did the voice for Oghren. Maybe that's the reason I liked him so much!!
Little pike twirler made me stop playing and laugh like a hyena for 5 minutes
There's a convo with morrigan and oghren where he asks her about what she likes to do with her shapeshifting powers when no one is around hehehe
OMFG!!! I LOVE this dwarf! Sadly, I played the game as a rental, and never got far enough to get him in my party. Now I REALLY wish I had!!!
THE LAST ONE LOL
"I can't imagine" Even though she literally just did.
Yes must be the best i have ever heard and the originality of the characters is also amazing :D
omg I swear Ogran WAS talking about shining his sword lol its everyone else that cant seem to stop thinking dirty lmafo
3 and 1 got me spitting and rolling on the floor, i thought my mouth would froth 'coz of too much laughter.
Oghren's the fucking best.. It saddens me to see people hate on him
Thank you for posting this. I needed a laugh this morning and I got it.
Oghren: So. With the boss, aye?
* Alistair: Pardon?
* Oghren: You and the boss. Rolling your oats.
* Alistair: I don't know--
* Oghren: Polishing the footstones.
* Alistair: --what you're--
* Oghren: Tapping the midnight still, if you will.
* Alistair: what are you going on about?
* Oghren: Forging the moaning statue. Bucking the forbidden horse. Donning the velvet hat.
* Alistair: Are you just making these up right now?
* Oghren: Nope. Been saving 'em.
number three! Oh my God wynne!
I love how a lot of the conversations with Oghren end with, "Wait...what?"
That's the guy who voiced the animated 90s Wolverine :D
I always thought his voice sounded familiar.
Omg I havnt seen that in years!
It’s not. Oghren was voiced by Steve Blum, that Wolverine was voiced by Cathal Dodd. His last video game voice acting was Marvel vs Capcom 2, again voicing Wolverine as well as a few others. He has done very little game acting other than Capcom made Marvel games.
Seeing as how Wynn didn't shoot him down, I always thought they screwed
Number 7 was my favorite... LOL
2:47 Glorious xD
at 2:51 "Now that's just mean." This is why I love Oghren. He will also be the best man at my wedding.
@Linkforlife199 His conversations with Anders is really funny too XD
Oghren: Ooh big scary templar man~ What are you going to do with that sword?
Anders: Eww.
MY FAV!! LOL!
Its too bad Oghren has no place in my party. Thanks for putting these up!
Oh. My. God. Little Pike Twirler. LMAO. I had my hands over my ears going "I don't want to know!" Good one.
@benjasal Holy crap...I NEVER would of guessed that it was the same guy as Orochimaru... awesome
lol you should see some of the conversations at vigils keep in awakening they're so hilarious especially the toy horse one XD
@Fenrir160202 double inuendo that throws you for a loop at the end with what he's really talking about
Hahaha, these are absolutely hilarious!! XD
Number 3 and 1 had me laughing out loud and the ones with Zevran were awesome too. Haha I should have bought Oghren with me more while I was playing,
Number 3 & number 1 are my favourites :)
God a love the random banter in Bioware games
The one about Alister made me cry I laughed so hard.
you forgot the Sten one and cabbages
There's many more good banters that he could have used in this video, I can think of at least 4 of them that were pretty funny. But, read the description: "ten of my personal favorites"... :)
i love u zeye... u just made my day!
Oghren is the best dwarf ever. He'd beat the shit out of Pwent and his gutbusters
Haha, the two between Oghren and Alistair made me laugh out loud ^^ Credz, that doesn't happen often to me playing games (apart from Halo 1 covenant banter :p)
Pretty much all of them xD
:D oghren trapped both winry and alistair ... good job sir dwarf good fucking job!
Steven Blum is just awesome as Ohgren. Reminds me of his Wolverine role in Hulk vs.
omg I lol'd so hard at the one with alistair
Priceless.. good stuff!!
I love both Oghren and Varric but Oghren is my fav of all DA characters.
3:05 OMG Zevran!! 😂😭💀
If I could have a Dragon Age game with Iron Bull and Oghren drinking and making innuendos I’d die a happy gamer
Drunk Again Oghren sounds like a kids toy. XD
Ogrhen : I keep tellin him, pikes are for stickin things at long range, aye, horses and such. Not for... twirling like a sissy girl.
Wyne: Wait yo-your talking about an actual pike, like a spear
Ogrhen:Obviously, what else would I be talking about..
Wyne I.. can't imagine..
LMAO Ogrhen is great XD
omg no. 3 is my fave ever! i love oghren! x
Thanks!
@ccrstarpanda
You're right, that is what Zev is suggesting. He's suggesting after Oghren drinks, he pee's back into the cup and drinks that too.
Oghren is my favourite character. This is why.
"I know what a soap is, woman!"
And that's why I love Oghren
Velanna: If you must be so close, dwarf, I'd prefer that you turn your head.
Oghren: Well, sorry for looking. I can't help that your womanly splendor is at eye level.
Velanna: What? I was referring to your --
Oghren: Oh, you weren't talking about -- er, what were you talking about?
Velanna: Your breath, dwarf. The fell cloud that emanates from your gaping maw.
Oghren: (Chuckles) They didn't call me the ladykiller of Orzammar for nothing
Oghren is the master of making anything sound dirty.
I had Oghren and Wynne do the pike bit in my party, in front of Alistair!
Oghren: "Need someone with a bit more experience, I suppose? Well, you know where to find me!"
Wynne: "..."
I love calling someone a "Squishy Nug Licker" i RL, the looks people have on their faces are priceless.
@Dragnforce555 Anders and Varric are characters from Dragon Age 2, Anders also being a party member from the Awakening expansion for the first game
"I haven't see a still at camp, and you don't walk around with a keg, so unless you're...oh my god..."
i wish Oghren was telling the story in Dragonage 2
Great!
The dwarf rules with all of his "dialogs"
And this is why every party needs a dwarf.
Oghren is the best character.
LOL, World of the Tall!!!
Oghren's perverted laugh is just priceless!
We all love you, Oghren.
Oghren: So, uh, what did you do with her legs?
Alistair: Whose legs?
Oghren: Her legs. That's the problem with dwarven legs. They're useless as an accessory.
Alistair: I didn't do anything with them. I don't know what--
Oghren: Ah, say no more. Just got 'em outta the way and went about your business. Good on you, son.
Alistair: Uhm. Thanks.
"I'm not bloody 2 feet tall swishy nug licker" LMFAO
Alistair,Oghren and Sten are my favorites.
This game is full of humor.
The best part about oghrens euphemisms is that he doesnt know he's using one half the time.
oghren is the best char in dragon age...i pray every night that he stays in every sequel
Love it. But my favourite has to be the one where he's hitting on Wynne. It starts with "Hehehehehe I would..." and it only gets more awesome.
Morrigan's groan at the beginning was schmexy.