Scar: crazy? I was crazy once. one time Grian locked me in an empty office, and the words "blooben test" were written all over the walls, it was so confusing, I starved for a whole day in there...
Jono, I listened to this song at the airport while going through TSA, failing to convince the airline to let me onto an earlier flight, and then the subsequent 6 hours of waiting for my flight to board... It did not make me go insane, which must mean I was insane to begin with. Anyway, love the song, and keep up the amazing work!
Oh god, this sent me right back to the era when I had to spend most of my day at work on hold with government and healthcare offices! Jono, you soulless mastermind!!!
@@JONOsmithers The only thing missing is the phone line degradation, and I have to admit I'm just as happy not to hear that again, ever! But the relentless cheerfulness is absolutely spot on!
just seeing scar crouch in front of the desk going back and forth looking at the juke box and the "gone fishing" sign while yelling out for it to stop is too priceless, I couldn't stop laughing
I do love me some basa nova, cow bell, light jazz, lalalala's, shaker, metal beads, muted electric guitar, drum shots, and is that some really light rachet? Oh jono you spoil me. Seriously though good song. it sounds like the fibage theme too. And I like that song just as much. Edit. Can't forget the electric paino. Can't believe I almost forget the electric paino.
the only way to make this better is to have it periodically pause with lines like "have you locked your front door?" to try and get people to hang up and check
Listening to this after listening to the unhinged one has made me hear the whistling and I can't tell if my mind is playing tricks on me or if it's actually in this song too, just in the background
@@JONOsmithersI dunno I’ve played on loop for at least 30 min and not annoying yet. I kinda want a 10 hour loop to jam to while I do chores and play games.😊😊
Jono-Please Hold Cover Lyrics I’m waiting for my hermit permit at the permit office I’m waiting for the G-man to say my papers do suffice I’ve been here for hours I’ve been here for days And at this point I guess I just live in this place (Repeat like 100x)
I've been on hold . . . . . For 12 DAYS!!!!!! Though I have to say this is very catchy. And Grian was right! You will go crazy after listening to it for several hours *Cries In corner hoping the song will end* Great Job Jono! It's been on loop everytime I've listened to it!
When Grian teased this at the end of his last episode, I recognized the tune instantly! It's great to hear the full length, this is going to become a catchy classic! Keep up this amazing work Jono! On a separate note, I don't suppose you were the one behind the Sahara grand opening fanfare from Season 6; and if you were, would you consider uploading it? It's another great tune!
I had played this while i was - in an elevator - working - having constipation while waiting for it to arrive at the checkpoint. Thanks Jono for such banger song :)
Only an hour? I'm gonna need to get an unnecessary stapedectomy, get an electronic transplant, and have this played directly into my brain 24/7! Actually... I think I'd prefer the unhinged version instead... Now all I've gotta do is find a doctor willing to do the surgery...
I've had this song on repeat since 5 hours after it dropped. it is SO good. with it being mostly lyricless, i can put it on while i do other things and its so nice.
You're a mad genius, Jono. There's a hypnotic effect to this. I can't explain it. I keep "watching" it. And rewatching it. I think I'm stuck in a Hold-ing pattern.
An oldie but a goodie repurposed into something amazing, I did not recognize the old work motif until it got pointed out. Huge season 7 nostalgia aaaaaaaaaa
Hearing that song in grian's video stumped me for a bit because I knew the tune, I knew it was a hermitcraft song but where is it from what is it and then I recalled "Oh right it's prolly a remix of a Jono song" and I was correct. My brain has now decided Jono is the composer of the hermitcraft soundtrack lol
What a way to ring in the muzak era of Hermitcraft. Now Grian needs a version that sounds like how crusty opus number 1 sounds coming from a cisco landline, just for the sweetest form of annoyance, wanting to enjoy Bossa Nova music but it sounds all garbled.
Legend says Scar still hasn’t been able to spend any meals with his mother ever since entering the Hermit Permit Office
Rumor has it he will never be the same…
Yeah.....
Scars gonna go hungry so long Grian’s lamp will age again
Lol
Someone should put a skeleton in the office named Scar.
Scar: crazy? I was crazy once. one time Grian locked me in an empty office, and the words "blooben test" were written all over the walls, it was so confusing, I starved for a whole day in there...
Please hold…
It feels like it's gonna end....
but it keeps playing
Mom, i'm not gonna be home for dinner, i'm still at the permit office...
Gosh Dangit! I hate waiting in line ;--;
... Is this song going to end? ever?
@@Toppy_From_Scratch no
You got to wait, wait all day
lol this made me laugh!!!
Best comment
The sun coems down over hermit town, and you gotta wait, wait all day
Hear we are closed for the weekend
Come back some time, creepers be creepin
The shops need stockin, so we'll keep pn waiting
Gotta wait, gotta wait all day
"WHAT'S THE BLOOBEN TEST"
Im gonna put u on hold
*fades from afar*
Beeeeeeeep
a-FAR you mean?
@@highfall8145 wrong series mate
@@JONOsmithers lol youtube offers to translate your comment to english, and when I press it, it just adds one more 'e'! What the heck?
The base blueberry test
annoying? nah this is an absolute banger 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥WE MAKIN IT OUTA THE SHOPPING DISTRICT WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Let’s goooooooo!!! So glad you loved it! ❤️
It's not made to be annoying, it's made to make you grow annoyed over time
@@gauthiervergison6332 you'd be surprised how not annoyed i would be with this as the hold music for something
Straight outta The Di$trict and into Permeaucracy
@@neurospicypisces it's actually the center of the shopping district (grian, probably)
I feel an urge to build an elevator in Minecraft ...
Do it just to add this music imo
Crazy cause I wanted to just build an entire office
Do it please
"Whats The Blooben Test?" - Scar
"i'm putting you on hold." - Grian
this is going to play on loop in my mind in every waiting room i'm in for the rest of my life
You’re welcome ❤️
Same here and that's alright with me.
You got to work. Work all day!
Creepers be creeping!!!
When the sun goes down over hermit town
If there a party on the weekend
the bills need payin' nad the blocks need placin'
Gotta wait, wait all day@@Login2play
Jono, I listened to this song at the airport while going through TSA, failing to convince the airline to let me onto an earlier flight, and then the subsequent 6 hours of waiting for my flight to board... It did not make me go insane, which must mean I was insane to begin with. Anyway, love the song, and keep up the amazing work!
I don't know many things, but I know this: Jono passes the Base Blooben Test
WE PASSING THE BASE BLOOBEN TEST WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️
Sorry But I'm Going To Have To Put You On Hold
If the permit office had a Hotline, I'd happily stay in queue - all day. 😊 Brilliant piece! Got me all sentimental for seasons past.
Thanks for this awesome comment - glad to bring this banger back to life!
"Put me back on hold, that's my jam"
Sorry But I'm Going To Have To Put You On Hold
Oh god, this sent me right back to the era when I had to spend most of my day at work on hold with government and healthcare offices! Jono, you soulless mastermind!!!
I live to serve and am thrilled to have made day just a little more irritating… seriously, love this and appreciate you.
@@JONOsmithers The only thing missing is the phone line degradation, and I have to admit I'm just as happy not to hear that again, ever! But the relentless cheerfulness is absolutely spot on!
work. work all day is such a good song.
Thanks for listening ❤️
@@JONOsmitherslegend
"Why am I being put on hold?"
"I'm gonna have to put you on hold"
just seeing scar crouch in front of the desk going back and forth looking at the juke box and the "gone fishing" sign while yelling out for it to stop is too priceless, I couldn't stop laughing
I do love me some basa nova, cow bell, light jazz, lalalala's, shaker, metal beads, muted electric guitar, drum shots, and is that some really light rachet? Oh jono you spoil me. Seriously though good song. it sounds like the fibage theme too. And I like that song just as much.
Edit.
Can't forget the electric paino. Can't believe I almost forget the electric paino.
How could you forget the electric piano! Thank you for this thoughtful comment and for your support ❤️
Needs more cowbell, really explore the studio space...
I just told my sister the other day that it reminds me of the fibbage theme too! (specifically fibbage: enough about you)
Oh, I'm so using this for my research to make me work. Thank you for your contributions to geological advancement
I am happy to contribute wherever I can!!! lol
I would rather have this as hold music than what my job currently has. Don't find it annoying at all. Love it! Great job Jono as always!
Put your boss in touch with me, lets make this wrong into a right😩😔
the only way to make this better is to have it periodically pause with lines like "have you locked your front door?" to try and get people to hang up and check
Grian probably read this and went "Sorry But I'm Going To Have To Put You On Hold." And came up with the masterpiece in his new video.
You got the annoying part right...Great Job, what a vibe. This is a good elevator music or waiting music in general
Hopefully you can put it to use whenever you find yourself waiting.…
Loved seeing this in Scar's vid, cant wait for grian's! Great job Jono, i cant see how anyone find this annoying, i LOVE it!!
It’s been irritating me all week!!! So glad you loved it and thank you for the support ❤️
This is so chill, I'd love to hear this in a supermarket or something
Coming to a supermarket near you…
Listening to this after listening to the unhinged one has made me hear the whistling and I can't tell if my mind is playing tricks on me or if it's actually in this song too, just in the background
The amount of essay writing I've gotten done with this on loop is wild...
Ikr, I must have given this man 300 hours of watch time on this video lol
Oh my gosh, i just noticed that it has a real progress bar, that's almost evil in the best way... lol
Grian said this gets annoying after a while...
I can vouch for it… no one has heard it more than me!!!
@@JONOsmithersI dunno I’ve played on loop for at least 30 min and not annoying yet. I kinda want a 10 hour loop to jam to while I do chores and play games.😊😊
Scar can certainly testify for that
@@JONOsmithersJono, have you gone insane yet?
It’s not work all day it’s work sometime today
This is so good! 😂
True as Grian's urge to put Scar on hold is 😂
Work another day
Jono-Please Hold Cover Lyrics
I’m waiting for my hermit permit at the permit office
I’m waiting for the G-man to say my papers do suffice
I’ve been here for hours
I’ve been here for days
And at this point I guess I just live in this place
(Repeat like 100x)
Our 8month old loves dancing to this tune! ❤
WE PASSING THE BLOOBEN TEST WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Sorry But I'm Going To Have To Put You On Hold
I could use this on spotify so I could listen to it over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
I've listened to the radio version Grian posted on his second channel more times than any sane person should have. This is an awesome ADHD tune lol.
Please stay on the line. Your call is very important to us and somebody might soon be in to take your call. :D
i swear if grian starts a permit war agaisnt scar and wins with a "please hold" im gonna die of happiness
Yk I wouldn’t be too mad if this was playing everywhere
Grian has gone fishing for another mending book, please hold.
I've been on hold . . . . . For 12 DAYS!!!!!! Though I have to say this is very catchy. And Grian was right! You will go crazy after listening to it for several hours *Cries In corner hoping the song will end*
Great Job Jono! It's been on loop everytime I've listened to it!
Thank you for calling. What? Yes? You want to be put back on hold? Well, okay.
Honestly, I can’t stop listening to this song. It’s so cheesy yet catchy!
absolutely fantastic. 100% bop.
So glad you love it ❤️
110%
WE NEVER MAKING IT OUT OF THE DHP WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
When Grian teased this at the end of his last episode, I recognized the tune instantly! It's great to hear the full length, this is going to become a catchy classic! Keep up this amazing work Jono!
On a separate note, I don't suppose you were the one behind the Sahara grand opening fanfare from Season 6; and if you were, would you consider uploading it? It's another great tune!
Duuuude same
There was a lot of work put into this absolutely love it
Appreciate this ❤️
@@JONOsmithers appreciate you and your music
I immediately went to listen to this now that i’ve gotten my new headphones
The weird cowbell is something that really manages to grind my gears. It's really piercing :D Well done.
Legends say Scar was able to get the mob permit.
The fact that he had the audacity to sample the Song originally called work for the place where the least work gets done
This song made me have a mental breakdown in class.
10/10 Would fully listen to the 100 hour version.
I had played this while i was
- in an elevator
- working
- having constipation while waiting for it to arrive at the checkpoint.
Thanks Jono for such banger song :)
*We close in 5 minutes*
Whenever anyone tries to talk to me I put them on hold and watch thier confusion/laughter/annoyance
Usually watch YT on 1.5 speed so was really thrown off hearing this at normal speed. Love the song and feel like it's even better faster. :D
I might just feel the need to get an elevator installed now😂
You are going to need like 100 floors for the song to play all the way through😁💁
@@JONOsmithers no, I am just gonna make it very slow lmao
This music is a motive for me to arrive somewhere early so I CAN WAIT FOR GOOD KNOWS HOW LONG! 😂
Nice music ❤
Absolutely FIRE ADD ON SPOTIFY PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!
Wheres the new more unhinged version Jono? I need it for my alarm. The anxiety of reaching the whistling is the only thing that can wake me up.
Ok this is definitely annoying.. in literally the best way and i love it :D, great job jono
The most ANNOYING song ever!?
@@JONOsmithersyeeeep, bangerily annoying :) (is that an actual word? Who knows)
welp now i know what song will be stuck in my head for then next week
I want it to be stuck for a month!!!
It's a party on the weekend... At Sunday from 2 to 3pm, with a 5-minute break during that!
Need a 1 hour version
I don’t think you can handle it…
Just loop it
@@JONOsmithers Try Me!
@@JONOsmithersYou underestimate our willpower
Only an hour? I'm gonna need to get an unnecessary stapedectomy, get an electronic transplant, and have this played directly into my brain 24/7! Actually... I think I'd prefer the unhinged version instead... Now all I've gotta do is find a doctor willing to do the surgery...
I've had this song on repeat since 5 hours after it dropped. it is SO good. with it being mostly lyricless, i can put it on while i do other things and its so nice.
This is great!! Totally fits with the Permit Office! :D Such nostalgia for season 7...
Let’s annoy the server!!!!
This song is allowed to live rent free in my head.
Don’t listen for too long!!!
Sorry But I'm Going To Have To Put You On Hold
Putting my life on hold while I jam to this absolute banger 🔥
Thanks for jamming!
You had me listening to this on a road trip, bravo!! It fits the vibe perfectly.
Whenever I hear this song I just imagine the dhp desk with a sign in the middle that says " gone fishin' "
This is unironically a bop! Would you be putting this up on spotify?
For the past couple months i’ve kept revisiting the original. maybe it was foreshadowing this- it’s so cool ❤
Your hard work has surely paid off!!! Thank you for the positive thoughts - we made it happen!!!
You're a mad genius, Jono.
There's a hypnotic effect to this. I can't explain it. I keep "watching" it. And rewatching it.
I think I'm stuck in a Hold-ing pattern.
Thanks! This was an instant download. A great song.
I humbly request an hour (or more…) long version, for the full experience
I instantly recognised the "Work" letimotif. This is awesome!
THE EXCITEMENT I FELT WHEN THIS WAS TEASED AND I HEARD THE WORK MOTIF...so so glad to have a spin on a Jono classic in season 10!!
Puts this on loop for my own work day so that when it ends, I feel the Fresh Joy of being Free. (And it's genuinely a good vibe, well done!)
I saw scar's vid. You did an amazing job in capturing that please hold vibe
Thanks for this awesome comment - we had to make the most annoying song ever!
An oldie but a goodie repurposed into something amazing, I did not recognize the old work motif until it got pointed out. Huge season 7 nostalgia aaaaaaaaaa
If this had been created earlier last season, doc should have used it as music for his crazy elevator
I'm on hold with my doctor's office, and they don't have hold music. So I'm playing this 😁
The bills need paying
And permits need placing
Gotta hold, hold all day.
(Idk but I have Work stuck in my head again)
Please hold
Me learning this on the trombone by ear for no reason lol 😅
I did the same thing but with the piano lol
lol learning things by ear is just the best!
Hearing that song in grian's video stumped me for a bit because I knew the tune, I knew it was a hermitcraft song but where is it from what is it and then I recalled "Oh right it's prolly a remix of a Jono song" and I was correct. My brain has now decided Jono is the composer of the hermitcraft soundtrack lol
Honestly, this is genius :D It really does capture the "Please Hold" music vibes from phone support lines :D
Jono, I'm not crazy am I? At 0:26 I swear I'm hearing your song "Work" as an instrumental. Like..Im not crazy and thats what I'm hearing?
That is there and intentional
ear worm! This is so good though I do have to say that this will indeed be stuck in my head all day XD
It’s stuck in my head too!!!
absolute banger mate! gonna be rocking this all weekend long
Looking forward to giving you the hour long version!!
Omg! Yes please
"Work" was already an absolute banger, but this, this rendition of "Work", is absolutely amazing
The real question is if jono was jamming to this or went crazy little by little :D
I've had this on loop for 6 hours... help....
What a way to ring in the muzak era of Hermitcraft. Now Grian needs a version that sounds like how crusty opus number 1 sounds coming from a cisco landline, just for the sweetest form of annoyance, wanting to enjoy Bossa Nova music but it sounds all garbled.
why is this actually so fire? this is better then the og NGL!
Just as I had feared!!! What is the OG compared to this masterpiece!!!
its anything but annoying @@JONOsmithers
I really want this on spotify!!!!
PLEASE post this on spotify 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
This is awesome! The ONLY thing better might be "Block by block" hold music!
Would love to see a breakdown of how you made this, if you’re keen on making breakdown videos.
This song is the best for being so creepy and relaxing in the same time. Poor Scar...