Final Fantasy XII In a Nutshell! (Animated Parody)

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  • @Dragonkaiser20
    @Dragonkaiser20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2251

    Give Penelo an Oscar. She nailed her role perfectly!

    • @MarxasThomas
      @MarxasThomas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lol

    • @q345ify
      @q345ify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      I was very impressed while in the original she was quite dull this interpretation of Penelo is quite possibly the most well-rounded compelling character in the modern era. Shakespearean in both her dramatic flair and her in perfect combination of the tragic romanticism of Juliet and the comedic musings Much Ado About Nothing's Beatrice truly with this magnificent performance, Balthier is once again robbed of his "leading man" status

    • @Jesse12489
      @Jesse12489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Nailed her good. She is a board after all.

    • @jonno.alexander
      @jonno.alexander 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Balthier's leading role wig was SNATCHED yet again! And frankly she was far more entertaining in this version that Vaan ever was in the original.

    • @charlesfreeland9434
      @charlesfreeland9434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Lol I didn't realize she was going to be a permanent member of my party till I got to giruvegan. I always thought someone more interesting would come along so she stayed level 2 the whole game.

  • @jesseperkins9669
    @jesseperkins9669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2913

    The fact Penelo is a literal cardboard cutout, but still managed to have more character than Vaan killed me😂

    • @GigasGalvantula
      @GigasGalvantula 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Vaan does have a character , it's more thought out then people give it credit for.
      Penelo has far less in XII
      Vaan is really annoying at first and a lot of people, usually those without a ton of experience with the game, feel like he steals the spotlight as the "main character" from others they think would be more interesting. On a first playthrough the main words that spring to mind for most of us when thinking of Vaan are "why" and "ugh." He seems useless, vestigial, annoying. You don't know why he's there. It seems like he doesn't even know why he's there.
      In many ways though, that's Vaan's character. He's lost. He's an orphan whose family and future were taken for him by poor circumstance and then subsequently beaten down by a military occupation. He's stuck in a dead-end life with the only thing keeping him going being the others in the same situation who look up to him and a distant, seemingly unreachable dream of one day escaping from it all to ride the wind as a sky pirate.
      One of the most important things to remember about Vaan when critiquing his character is that he's a kid. He's 17, he's a fucking baby by real world standards. And I feel he's pretty accurately portrayed in this regard. Think back about how shitty you were at life when you were a kid his age, even if you thought you were cool at the time. If you're not far enough away from it yet to tell, give it some time. Vaan is impressionable, indecisive, unsure of his course of actions, and when he tries to be impulsive he often chooses the option that ends badly or gets him in trouble. He's a noob. He kinda sucks. But give him a break, he's a kid man. In fact, it's kind of a refreshing change from the typical generic JRPG protagonist who acts like he's 25 but oh nah man, it's totally a 16 year old pulling all this badass shit and having the answer to everything.
      This is how you see most of the other party members regard him. He says or does something dumb and they're just like, "smh Vaan" and move on, because they kind of understand. Vaan's still growing up. One of the coolest things is how Balthier is a role model to him, more or less the actualized version of the person he's always dreamed about being.
      Now as for his role in the story it's been confused and mixed up a lot, even by the Squenix people (Ashe should have been the Dissidia rep). The simplest comparison is to go with Star Wars because of the myriad of other similarities there already are. Vaan is the R2-D2 of FFXII. He's the little guy that goes around discovering menial tidbits and unraveling threads and accidentally setting huge events into motion that the other "main players" act upon.
      (For reference to the rest of the cast: Penelo is C3-P0, Basch is Obi-Wan, Gabranth is Darth Vader, Ashe is a combination of both Luke and Leia, Balthier is Han, and Fran is sexy Chewbacca)
      Anyways, I think the major sticking point that got so many people mad about Vaan being chosen as the "main character" is that he's the one you control in towns. This is an issue of bias taking hold. In the majority the previous FF games, you controlled the main character on the field screen in basically every area, barring a few exceptions where they temporarily left the party. So people inherently applied this to FFXII under the assumption that the game had to follow the same rules. This is not the case. The reason you control Vaan in towns is not because he's the most important character or primary focus of the story, but because he is performing his role in the party of the streetear, the information gatherer, the envoy to the common people, the errand boy. Think about the activities you actually perform while being forced to control Vaan. You're running around talking to normal NPCs, gathering tidbits, picking up sidequests, going shopping for new items and equipment. This is the kind of busywork that would be relegated to Vaan, it's what he's good at. Furthermore, think about the other members of the party. Several of them are famous, and all four of the adults have prices on their heads. They would be laying low and keeping to themselves in these big cities, but even in the neutral areas it's more an issue of them simply not being bothered with doing that kind of thing. They all have bigger things on their plates that Vaan doesn't, and Vaan is happy to take care of this stuff as a way of being useful.
      And once you get literally anywhere that isn't one of these towns you can control whomever you want to. And in the overwhelming majority of cutscenes where the story and important conversations happen, including the ones in towns, Vaan very much takes a backseat with most of his interaction amounting to more or less the same as an interjectory bleep-bloop-bloop from R2

    • @GigasGalvantula
      @GigasGalvantula 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      Vaan (and Penelo) represent the future. Potential. Basch, Gabranth, and Fran are the players of yesterday. Ashe, Balthier, and Vayne are the players of today. Vaan, Penelo, and Larsa are the players of tomorrow. And the reason Vaan is so integral to the party isn't necessarily because of anything he says or does, or the tasks he performs like I outlined above: it's simply his presence. Vaan creates context. He helps Ashe maintain perspective of where her true duty as a queen lies, of what it really means to rule. Like I said, Vaan is impressionable. Ashe's entire journey has been colored by revenge, of wanting to pay back the Empire for the terrible wrongs it's wrought upon her and all of Dalmasca. It's what drew Vaan to join her quest in the first place. He's suffered as she has for the same reasons. And this all comes to a head atop the Pharos Aerie, where she makes the choice that defines all of history to come.
      As Gabranth faces them down and goads them into taking vengeance on him for his murder of Ashe's father and Vaan's brother, Ashe feels all her hatred and rage seething within her and wants nothing more than to strike him down, take his life, and then move on to the rest of Archadia next.
      And then she looks over at Vaan and sees her own reflection.
      And she understands.
      She sees this dumb kid who's been looking up to his queen on the entire journey, who's mirrored her own desire for revenge. "Dalmasca does not forget kindness, nor ill deed done. With sword in hand she aids her allies. Sword in hand, she lays to rest her foes. This nethicite I hold must be my sword. I will avenge those who have died. And the Empire will know remorse." Ashe realizes in this single moment that she's inadvertently been teaching Vaan to perpetuate the cycle of hatred forward forever, and that by doing this she's setting the tone for the future of Dalmasca. It's instantly clarified, and she knows what she has to do. She lets go.
      FFXII is ultimately a game about letting go of the past and starting anew, of not letting past deeds weigh down one's actions, of learning to forgive and rebuild a new future. Ashe finally comes to understand that her hatred brings her nothing but sorrow, and she instead offers forgiveness. And Vaan changes alongside her, because she's taught him to see it as well.
      Vaan's day was yet to come in FFXII. He was kind of a nerd. We see only a glint of potential in him. But he learned a lot over the events of the game. It ends with his dream becoming a reality and taking to the skies. Now one of the coolest things in the entire FF series is when you play FFTA2 after FFXII, and Vaan and Penelo show up older. Vaan has transformed. He's confident and cool, a bona fide sky pirate. They intentionally make his first line to the protagonist the same as Balthier's first line to him in FFXII. The transformation is complete. He's all grown up. It's so fucking cool man. And it was all because the real main characters of FFXII gave some dumb kid a chance, kept him around so he could follow his dreams.
      tl;dr: Give Vaan a break , he's just a fuckin kid. He's trying his best, and when he grows up he'll be cooler than you are.

    • @GigasGalvantula
      @GigasGalvantula 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Long read but its worth the read.

    • @kingdombladesventus
      @kingdombladesventus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@GigasGalvantula Agreed. And yet I have yet to watch the entire story in walkthroughs. I played into like...25% in the game I think.

    • @TeeDerSelbe
      @TeeDerSelbe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@GigasGalvantula Vaan is still the weakest "Main Character" of the whole series. And to force some relevance into him by constructing him into some leading figure for ashe... Come on, he just sucks and is so irrelevant for the plot, that you feel annoyed by the amount of screentime he has in cut scenes.

  • @raulrojas9253
    @raulrojas9253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1608

    Balthier stole the show in both the game and in the parody.

    • @Darealpokgai
      @Darealpokgai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      because he is the leading man

    • @thegumonyourshoes
      @thegumonyourshoes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Agreed, best lead man.

    • @lorddoomer501
      @lorddoomer501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Penelo stole the show n this one...

    • @thegumonyourshoes
      @thegumonyourshoes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lorddoomer501 True, but...

    • @asotar6076
      @asotar6076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Balthier is the man.

  • @Acorn_Anomaly
    @Acorn_Anomaly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    It's funny to look back at the story of FF12 and finally figure out the reason for Vaan's presence, as well as Ashe's true role in the story. And also realize that technically, the "villain" Vayne Solidor, actually won in the end. He was victorious, he achieved his true goals.
    Let's set up a standard fantasy setting. Someone, boiling with rage and grief, and desperate for revenge in any form they can get it, is guided by questionable, possibly even malevolent, deities to a source of ultimate magic power. They unleash that power on the target of their revenge, not caring about any innocent people that get caught up in it. They then take the throne themselves, and rule the people under the influence of those deities.
    A fairly standard, typical villain story. And it was originally Ashe's destiny. That's right, _Ashe_ is the villain of FF12. The Occuria were constantly guiding her towards the Deifacted Nethicite, taking the form of "visions" she would often receive of the Prince. The Prince that was killed in the war against Archadia, the Empire she would give anything to destroy. Even against the best interests of her people; the _people_ of Dalmasca.
    Keep in mind that at the point of the main story taking place, Dalmasca had already been under Archadian control for two years, and peace and stability were finally coming to the people. Many of those people hadn't known either before; Dalmasca was a small country between two mighty Empires, and war was a constant factor in the lives of the people. Under Archadian rule, that's no longer an issue, and many of the regular citizens of the kingdom are able to live better lives.
    Ashe doesn't care about that, she wants revenge for her Prince, and she wants HER throne back.
    The party being the villains is actually hinted at by the summons, the Espers, you can obtain. You don't get ANY of the standard Final Fantasy summons in this game. Shiva, Ifrit, Bahamut? All of the familiar summons that all of the hero parties in the FF games have gotten? They don't exist in FFXII. Instead, those names are given to the _Archadian_ ships.
    What do we get instead? Evil, demonic beings. Villains. And I mean that quite literally; quite a few of the Espers in FFXII are literally Big Bads from previous FF games, reimagined.
    The Occuria are interfering with the Fate of both mankind and Ivalice, and they don't want to lose their power. Having Ashe establish an Empire that they can influence will be a huge benefit. And the tool of their influence is Nethicite, both Deifacted and Manufacted. If they lose that, they lose their grip on Ivalice and on mankind.
    So what does this have to do with Vaan?
    Well, at the beginning of the story, Vaan's in the same place. He hates the Archadians, and wants revenge for his brother's death. The Occuria influence him in the same way as Ashe. They want someone to take the power. This is shown a couple times, where Vaan gets the same "visions" that Ashe does, being led towards the Nethicite. Only Vaan's visions are of his brother, not the Prince. They're both being shown what they lost to reinforce the need for revenge, as well as point them towards the right path.
    However, there's a difference between Vaan and Ashe. Ashe spent the last two years in hiding, constantly on the attack, constantly planning, and staying away from the public. She's not seeing what her people are going through. Vaan, on the other hand, _lived_ those two years in Dalmasca; he lived among the ordinary citizens of the Empire, he watched how peoples' lives improved after the wars were finally over.
    And then he and Penelo meet Larsa, and come to realize that many in the Empire truly are trying to help. They want to help the people stay safe; they don't want any more people to lose their brothers. And though it's hard, Vaan's able to let go of his anger at the Empire in the light of all of that.
    And this is significant, because after this, Ashe is shown at least one more "vision" of the Prince, _but Vaan is not._ Unlike all the previous "visions", he sees nothing like everyone else, instead of seeing his brother. The Occuria can no longer influence him.
    Ashe and Vaan are later able to discuss this, about what they've lost, but Vaan is also able to point out the other side of that, the people that the Empire is helped.
    And then, the time comes. Ashe obtains the Deifacted Nethicite, and is ready to use it as a weapon to obliterate Archadia, once and for all, and take her throne back. She can finally get her revenge.
    And she chooses to let it go. She's able to let go of the Deifacted Nethicite, and let it be destroyed instead, preventing it from ever being used to harm innocent people on such a large scale.
    _That_ was Vaan's significance. He's not a person of any importance, but he was an example to Ashe about looking past your anger and revenge, and being able to let go of it for the good of the people, the people you are truly supposed to serve. Without his example, without her being shown someone in the same position as her letting go of that grief, she may very well have weaponized the Nethicite instead, and sealed Ivalice's fate.
    And then we come to what I said earlier, about Vayne as the "villain" of the story. We find out he's made a pact with a _former_ Occurian, Venat, who wants to break mankind and Ivalice free of the shackles of the Occuria, and leave Fate in their own hands. That's why he conquered Dalmasca: to get at the Nethicite hidden in the land. With the destruction of the Nethicite, both Deifacted and Manufacted, as well as the death of Cid(the only one who knew the process to create Manufacted Nethicite), their goals have been achieved. Ivalice is free.
    And knowing that, Venat lets go of his immortal form, and chooses to die alongside Vayne willingly, knowing his ambition has been achieved.

    • @ymaizosz
      @ymaizosz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      This is so much true.. Can't explain it any better

    • @SasukeeCraft
      @SasukeeCraft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Just wanted to point something out, the espers aren't even reimagined, they're the same creatures even in their design, look at Belias and Cuchulain from FF Tactics, both demons that possess 2 villains, they're literally the same.

    • @thirteenfury
      @thirteenfury 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@SasukeeCraft Tactics and XII take place in the same world, so it only makes sense for Espers to be the same across those games. What the OP is referring to is Espers like Exodus, who's an alternate version of Exdeath, and Chaos, an entirely different version of the FFI villain. Also, it's pretty much understood that the Espers are literal devils or fallen angels. Ultima is the Fallen Seraph. Belias, Shemyaza, and Andramalech are well-known rulers of Hell in demonology. Zalera is an anagram of Azrael, the Jewish Angel of Death. And I'm pretty sure the Espers' other title, Lucavi, comes from a word for demon in the Roma language.

    • @SasukeeCraft
      @SasukeeCraft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@thirteenfury Ohhh I see, thx for explaining.

    • @Zarolea
      @Zarolea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@thirteenfury Mateus is the main villain from FFII

  • @smzig
    @smzig 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Whoever did Vaan's voice exaggerated his mannerisms perfectly lol.

    • @McQkorean
      @McQkorean 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Thanks! I studied him a lot.

  • @stevenmorton2059
    @stevenmorton2059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1323

    "DON'T OPEN THAT CHEST!!"
    "Why?"
    "If you do, you won't get a cool, ultra-powerful weapon near the end of the game."
    "And just HOW do you know that?"
    "Errrrr...."
    Players of the original PS2 version will understand this.

    • @mitrimind1027
      @mitrimind1027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      I swear this game was designed to make people buy a guide for it.

    • @artofthepossible7329
      @artofthepossible7329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@mitrimind1027 See FF7's Round of the Knights materia.

    • @joehutchcraft1675
      @joehutchcraft1675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@artofthepossible7329 the PAIN, THE HOURS WITHOUT A GUIDE!!!
      Trying to find it, WAS MISERY!

    • @artofthepossible7329
      @artofthepossible7329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@joehutchcraft1675 XD
      I aspire to make such reactions.

    • @erikstrasburg6411
      @erikstrasburg6411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@artofthepossible7329
      But it's so easy to get KotR.
      One npc tells you every step and it's not like he's hidden away.

  • @thomasboys7216
    @thomasboys7216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    9:30 Alternate scene:
    Vaan: "I'm Captain Basch Von Rasenburg!"
    Man: "No you're not! Why do you keep saying that?!"
    Vaan: (looks sadly at floor) ".....I just don't want to be Vaan anymore."
    Man: "Jesus, who would?"

    • @-curtiscamp
      @-curtiscamp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

    • @andy56duky
      @andy56duky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My shit would be ashamed of itself if it was Vaan.

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Vaan: "Reks should have been the main character and just kept me around as an NPC. Or just replace me with Penelo or whatever. His testimony was what condemned Basch as a traitor and that ruined what morale the Dalmascan Resistance still had. Reks learning the truth and wanting to fix the mess he was used to cause would have had so much more depth. Also, it was criminal to waste such an awesome name on a first hour character!"

    • @Omega-jg4oq
      @Omega-jg4oq 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andy56duky WTF Is Wrong with you?!

    • @Omega-jg4oq
      @Omega-jg4oq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@silverblade357 true, Reks with sexy white hair boy ends up being a short tutorial character, Such Waste Of Potential... :-/

  • @PheonoxGaming
    @PheonoxGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    I love how Balthier was actually the leading man of this video 😍

    • @wildwolf8505
      @wildwolf8505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      He's the leading man of the game, why wouldn't he also be the leading man of the video?

    • @SBaby
      @SBaby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Balthier, Fran, Ashe and Basch are the actual main characters. Vaan and Penelo were literally added into the game at the last minute because the higher ups thought they would be more marketable.

    • @truthprevails4386
      @truthprevails4386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@SBaby executive meddling at its' finest

    • @soullionheart2860
      @soullionheart2860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Whenever I play 12 vaan and Penelo don’t exist for me lol

    • @pauljones327
      @pauljones327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@soullionheart2860 so how you do the first parts of game when vaan is part of your team or oly character

  • @iabugueno
    @iabugueno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    Vaan is the protagonist cause he resembles Luke Skywalker
    Ashe is Leia
    Balthier is Han Solo
    Fran is Chewbacca
    Gabranth is Darth Vader
    Change my mind 🤭

    • @retrokoh
      @retrokoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Reks us Luke's uncle and Vayne is the evil emperor

    • @crosssquirrel4293
      @crosssquirrel4293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And how might be Yoda?

    • @retrokoh
      @retrokoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Gilbert Octovan Sanjaya Gran Kiltias for Yoda... For sure

    • @TheNuts1225
      @TheNuts1225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I always thought Basch and Gabranth were a reference to Cecil and Golbez from Final Fantasy 4.

    • @OsamaBinLooney
      @OsamaBinLooney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Penelo is R2D2

  • @dearthofdoohickeys4703
    @dearthofdoohickeys4703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    I was actually really sad when Reddas died. He carried me through so many hunts and sides quests 😭

    • @marcoonroad7
      @marcoonroad7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      A R I S E

    • @yo7456
      @yo7456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Poor reddit, he was a good farming tool :(

    • @zacheray
      @zacheray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ‘omg I finally have a guest again..... so where’s the nearest hunt board’

    • @ZeldaHatter
      @ZeldaHatter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Definitely got my use out of him no lie lol I use each guest as much as I can before they go 😂

    • @doodoo7207
      @doodoo7207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Larsha: ehem . X-potion

  • @evilkittie13
    @evilkittie13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    Balthier- best character in game and in parody.

  • @noblesseoblige1076
    @noblesseoblige1076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    "Who does your haaaiiir? It's fabulooouuus! First big laugh. (Of many).

    • @pierrelindgren5727
      @pierrelindgren5727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Seymour from Final Fantasy X is a part-time hairstylist. Does everyone from Kafka's to Sephiroth's hair.

    • @kara-mari9909
      @kara-mari9909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      L'Oreal, because I'm worth it.

  • @Adramach
    @Adramach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Bunny and Clyde. I just fell down from my chair.
    Edit: Judge Geese . I'm down on a floor again.

    • @zackr.7628
      @zackr.7628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I didn't understand it, just like vaan xD

    • @quillarmike6947
      @quillarmike6947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The boss there in the real game was named Judge Ghis. It's just a pun.

  • @CTEtter3
    @CTEtter3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Balthier's VA did a damned good impression of Gideon Emery.

    • @Novarcharesk
      @Novarcharesk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uh, definitely not :P

    • @mdanishsaga7751
      @mdanishsaga7751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And his voice kinda..... 😏👌

    • @NoxLegend1
      @NoxLegend1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He did a good impression of the likeness of what that character role was. I mean its pretty specific.

  • @giacomomasini9686
    @giacomomasini9686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    In defense of nobles being not so recognisable: in the middle ages it's not like the face of every lord was posted on every wall. You could be the son of the queen and, as long as you don't walk in your best garments and aren't escorted by soldiers or servants, none was going to recognise you. So the only problem with Larsa is his clothing, while Ashe doesn't really dress as a noble in any part of the main story. Balthier is the son of a high ranking Archadian citizen, and also an ex-judge, so I expect him to be well informed about political figures, and in fact he is. Vaan and Penelo are just orphans from pretty much the Baghdad of Ivalice, will all that implies (except I guess religion and female abuse, luckily).
    Balthier isn't just the only one with a brain in the group, he's the only one who recieved a proper education.
    It's still not ok for Larsa to walk around in royal clothes and not getting kidnapped/looked weirdly at by the common folk, I agree with that.
    EDIT: There more I see this video the more I get convinced that FF12 is just Japanese-Fantasy Star Wars

    • @aliciacordero8399
      @aliciacordero8399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So Japanese Star Wars (Star Wars is already Fantasy)

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They were posed on coins.

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And star wars heavily referenced Dune. Everything Scifi is technically a rip-off of Dune when you read the books.

    • @rawrdino7046
      @rawrdino7046 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aliciacordero8399 isn't it Sci fi with fantasy elements?

    • @aliciacordero8399
      @aliciacordero8399 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rawrdino7046 no, it's classic sword&sorcery fantasy IN SPACE

  • @IAmHotSau5
    @IAmHotSau5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Ashe must be pink bc she's sunburnt from crossing the desert 29 times during the games plot

    • @adamgray1753
      @adamgray1753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      True enough, IamHotSau5. Especially with how many hours I'd be LP and XP point grinding in many areas of the game. Find yourself any of the *good* dungeons and have fun throwing away more than an hour of your life grinding levels.

  • @christigas8609
    @christigas8609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1412

    Fun fact: basch was meant to be the main character but square knew it wouldn't sell well without a young Male protagonist and as a result Vaan was made

    • @kurosakikun96
      @kurosakikun96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Apparently they also had a lot more written for his backstory to make him relevant to the plot, but it all got scrapped

    • @afrocrumble8721
      @afrocrumble8721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      LOL This was in the 2009 era when Square Enix also said Call of Duty was a great reference for future final fantasy titles.... and thus FF13 was born...

    • @dukedarkwood2098
      @dukedarkwood2098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      I keep hearing that, but I just never bought it. Basch's entire redemption arc revolves around being Ashe's loyal knight. Where she goes, he follows. Ashe is the main protagonist. She makes the most decisions regarding the party's course, she is the leader of the rebels, and she is even the "chosen one" because of the blood of the Dynast-King. She also goes through the most character growth - although, in this party, I'm not entirely sure how much that means anything.
      So if they really meant it to be Basch, they did something wrong in the implementation; Ashe and Balthier are the ones with leadership qualities, and make nearly all the decisions between them.

    • @Valancet
      @Valancet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@dukedarkwood2098 It's been stated before that there is no true main protagonist in this game. Having leadership qualities/making the decisions doesn't really make a character the main protagonist. Hell, Cloud was basically just a walking, moping, whiner for most of 7 yet he's still considered the main protagonist.

    • @FailroadExpress
      @FailroadExpress 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Actually, I think it was just the Japanese fan-base that wouldn't have gone for Basch as the main character. They were into more "metro sexual" looking protagonists. The U.S. fan-base has had heroes like Basch for decades. Either way, this marked the end of the truly amazing story lines and Great main protagonists. This was also the first Final Fantasy which I was, number 1, shocked when I realized I'd just finished the final boss fight, and 2, disappointed in the main character's arc and lack of love story.

  • @wiseguy240Winston
    @wiseguy240Winston 5 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    "Don't listen to Ondore's lies!".
    Ff12's most memorable moment.😆

    • @FroggyQC23
      @FroggyQC23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      "Basch lives!"

    • @mattwo7
      @mattwo7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yea, there's even a page on -Knowyourfad- -Knowyourfandominjoke- Knowyourmeme for it.

    • @nicholasmorgan7609
      @nicholasmorgan7609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "I'm Captain Basch!"

    • @sirknightdude2587
      @sirknightdude2587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      hey, bucket head!

    • @MusicSetAdrift
      @MusicSetAdrift 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Still say it till this day XD

  • @yusyus9837
    @yusyus9837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Balthier: so everyone, what did you manage to steal from the boss?
    Ashe: i got a Feystone.
    Penelo: i got a Destrier Mane.
    Fran: i got a Tyrant hide.
    Vaan: i got a rock. (show a Pebble).

  • @joshsleezeYT
    @joshsleezeYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    FULL DISCLAIMER: Final Fantasy XII is actually one of my favorite Final Fantasy games and even I have to admit this shit is hilarious and accurate as fuck. I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did at the Judge Ghis bit but holy shit!! 😂🤣😭

    • @DadsCigaretteRun
      @DadsCigaretteRun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The combat system, monsters, and hunts are GREAT! Even the story is pretty good if you take Penelope and Vaan out of it lol

    • @thedeepfriar745
      @thedeepfriar745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DadsCigaretteRun I think Vaan does fill a important role of audience surrogate who views the tale from a third party perspective. And in defense of Vaan Final Fantasy 12: Revenant Wings is where does come into his own.

    • @MasturFate
      @MasturFate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same, the story wasn't absolutely amazing by any means so it's fun to joke about, but the gameplay and everything else made it one of my favorites by far

    • @michaeldouglas6623
      @michaeldouglas6623 ปีที่แล้ว

      FF XII was actually the first in the series I completed and is in my opinion my favorite

    • @Kaitou1412Fangirl
      @Kaitou1412Fangirl ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm a huge fan of FFXII as well: loved exploring places, the enemy design, the music, Balthier. Story's all-right, with Vaan and Penelo being the weakest links. (Ashe is more of the protagonist, especially in the latter half where Vaan isn't as much in focus.) Still really loved the skit.

  • @Reepicheep-1
    @Reepicheep-1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    With Vaan thinking this was Star Wars, you missed the chance to have him look for his father who is actually still alive but evil, then Balthier pointing at Cid. "Nope, mine."

    • @AbiRizky
      @AbiRizky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      genius

    • @sethporter9066
      @sethporter9066 ปีที่แล้ว

      Balthier: "This is NOT bloody Star Wars!!!"

  • @ZonnexNecton
    @ZonnexNecton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    Balthier is everyone's favorite character.
    And I like how Penelo has more character than Edge in this one.

    • @A12C4
      @A12C4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Balthier is an arrogant dickhead

    • @galaxysilver69
      @galaxysilver69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@A12C4 maybe just arrogant, because of his upbringing I guess

    • @chadhardt6136
      @chadhardt6136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fuck Balthier...
      his whole personality is being Vaan but arrogant...
      Vaan maybe be a cardboard cutout, but at least is fucking tolerable.

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      If you don't like Balthier, you don't like anyone.

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fran was my favorite.

  • @7Ddog7
    @7Ddog7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    Your parodies got me interested in playing the real games and I'm having a blast so thank you.

    • @ProxDee222
      @ProxDee222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Same, thanks to them I've beaten FF up to FF3 to this point, I'm playing FF4 at the moment.

    • @enid22ful
      @enid22ful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's the reason im playing ff9

    • @strategyplayer1988
      @strategyplayer1988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Quick question... Did you understand the parodies when you first watched them? I wouldn't think there was a lot that someone who hadn't played them before would appreciate (lots of 'in jokes' etc).
      Just about to watch this one now, RABToons, you do some great stuff!

    • @catelyn719
      @catelyn719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It just reminds me how little I ever cared about Vaan

    • @7Ddog7
      @7Ddog7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@strategyplayer1988 I might not have gotten every joke, but feel like most of them are written well enough that you understand enough from context clues.

  • @giordihero
    @giordihero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Poor Belias, he legit was useful for literally 1 fight before becoming completely outclassed by every other summon in the game.

  • @martynborthwick1845
    @martynborthwick1845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Yeah, we all picked a fight with that T rex at the starting desert and died.
    OR we left it til level 30-40, started whacking it then saw "cannabalise" at the top of the screen and began pondering why its level doubled as we get chomped back to the home loading screen^^

    • @bobmcbob49
      @bobmcbob49 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      nonsense, I'm an intelligent player
      and by intelligent, I mean my parents got me a guide with the game and the guide said not to fight it.

  • @etchbekey
    @etchbekey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    That was the best supporting act of a character ever. Totally complemented the cast especially Balthier and company. Also true to that one's character. Good job Penelo

  • @jatabo1574
    @jatabo1574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Balthier´s promise of using his ship whenever the cast wanted to was as real as Penelo.

  • @dragonfangalexander
    @dragonfangalexander 5 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    As a Final Fantasy XII fan. I have to say just one thing.
    THIS ISN'T STAR WARS GODDAMN IT!

    • @stefang.5732
      @stefang.5732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      no one cares

    • @leyrinx4917
      @leyrinx4917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@stefang.5732 Ok Boomer

    • @HYPERDISTORTED
      @HYPERDISTORTED 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      As a FFXII fan I just want to say, it really is though

    • @devineasley5990
      @devineasley5990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's totally star wars. The plot and final battle scene prove it for me.

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Everything ever made is Star Wars

  • @clintparsons3989
    @clintparsons3989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I remember I was so pissed that airships were so prominent in the story, but you never got to fly one. And before the final boss battle I didn’t realize it was the final boss. I was just like…that’s it?

  • @HemlockSky1991
    @HemlockSky1991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I fucking love this game, even with the weird or inconsistent parts.

  • @dineinsushi
    @dineinsushi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I don't like Vaan and Penelo in FFXII but I wouldn't like the game without them. Part of the charm is seeing Fran and Balthier babysit tbh.

    • @ThundagaT2
      @ThundagaT2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rapidfire9999 I still dont like Vaan as a character very much in Revenant WIngs myself. As a party member in battle though, he's great in both games. Hell he's even decent in Final Fantasy Tactics A2

    • @nekotorin
      @nekotorin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rapidfire9999 but FF Tactics A2 is still part of Ivalice timeline where FFXII takes place.

    • @nekotorin
      @nekotorin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rapidfire9999 yep, in order of the timeline is: FFXII, FFXII:RW, FFTA, FFTA2, then FF Tactics.
      They are all set in one universe and they are all made by the same people: The Ivalice Alliance (sadly the key members already left Square Enix hence why you dont see any future Tactics games so far)

    • @rocktleague6295
      @rocktleague6295 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vaan is so irrelevant in ff12, he does have the best stats tho

    • @KayderimGameplays
      @KayderimGameplays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rocktleague6295 He did a lot of important shit at the start of the plot and some minor later, including saving ashe's ass

  • @Wajulillo
    @Wajulillo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    I always suspected Penelo would be an outcast but this is way better 😂 😂 😂

    • @Wajulillo
      @Wajulillo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@rapidfire9999 don't we all? 😂
      Vaan is totally irrelevant but he is the plot device at the beginning of the game to join Balthier+Fran, Basch and Ashe. He can't be an outcast.
      Luckyly, he becomes super irrelevant like in the original game!

    • @Wajulillo
      @Wajulillo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rapidfire9999 good for you if you like Vaan so much, but friendly reminder that Revenant Wings isn't part of the main series.

    • @Wajulillo
      @Wajulillo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rapidfire9999 I say they are trash. And as I said before, good for you if you like Vaan so much.
      I don't care at all 😂

    • @Wajulillo
      @Wajulillo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rapidfire9999 I don't know what's wrong with you dude. So I'll just ignore you.

    • @johnnymike8971
      @johnnymike8971 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's because the whole outcasts thing is lame

  • @gorimbaud
    @gorimbaud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    There's something ironic about Balthier accusing Vaan of being a prettyboy.

  • @austinelko
    @austinelko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Fact: FF12 was a way to showcase how war affects multiple nations, and what the lust for power costs.
    (Hence why it is a story from multiple perspectives)

    • @TheDiazDarkness
      @TheDiazDarkness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And omg how they screwed it up

    • @akiinmoonlight79
      @akiinmoonlight79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      it's perfect 😍

    • @AndreasFleissner
      @AndreasFleissner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@akiinmoonlight79 It truly is.

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I still maintain that Reks should have been the PC. Vaan and Penelo have no real reason to be involved after the first couple hours.

    • @pedrohenrique-et3fs
      @pedrohenrique-et3fs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@silverblade357 i loved penelo, i wish she had more time used creating her arc doing something like crafting toys for the kids without family.

  • @lionofash7700
    @lionofash7700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "We will get to explore any of it?"
    "No."
    A better answer would be, NOT IN THIS IVALICE GAME.

  • @GilgaMax305
    @GilgaMax305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    I'm sorry for your loss. My regards to you and your family.

    • @RABtoons
      @RABtoons  5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Thank you :)

    • @SmileyB0mb
      @SmileyB0mb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was a family member? Sorry. Didn't know for sure who the dedication was for so didn't want to put foot in mouth like "grats on the pregnancy" or something.
      Thanks for clarifying Fabian; and best wishes RAB.

  • @NoxisCaelem
    @NoxisCaelem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    “Ahhh, Judge Geese”
    ~crickets crickets~
    “I don’t get it”
    I damn near died 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @-curtiscamp
      @-curtiscamp 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol that part was so funny

    • @Tzen03
      @Tzen03 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had to pause the video because I laughed soooo much!

    • @curtisfriley8853
      @curtisfriley8853 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That part got me. Hilarious

    • @Gwoblesto189
      @Gwoblesto189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait what ? I dont get it.

  • @scarletletter5160
    @scarletletter5160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This kinda blew my mind if only for making me realize FFXII is actually the Final Fantasy version of Star Wars.

  • @derpygamer1158
    @derpygamer1158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    2 ways of playing FFXII Zodiac Age:
    -Play legit
    Or
    -Get the Seitengrat

    • @StevenJQuinlan
      @StevenJQuinlan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Go Seitengrad or go home

    • @ScrewFearMe
      @ScrewFearMe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wanted to get the Seitengrat but with 1% chance...

    • @lurighashandarei1318
      @lurighashandarei1318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Eeww. Do people realy spend that much time to get several seitegrant? Ugh

    • @timothyoswald8618
      @timothyoswald8618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      There are easy enough methods to force rngesus to cough it up

    • @Laughing_Individual
      @Laughing_Individual 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lurighashandarei1318 it's stupidly easy to get lol.

  • @CloudMistDragon
    @CloudMistDragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This game marked the point of my "getting out of Final Fantasy" phase.
    These parodies marked the point of my "getting back into Final Fantasy" phase and I am now up to Chapter 4 on Final Fantasy XIII so that I can keep up with these.
    Also, my condolences to you for your loss, may your grandmother be at peace.

    • @scottvermiliion927
      @scottvermiliion927 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This game was amazing....13 was the end for me.

  • @mabdam3799
    @mabdam3799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    I can understand why they hate Vaan so much and also why Balthier is so irritated about the logic of the game😂 😂 😂

    • @hanes2
      @hanes2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love Balthier

    • @ScrewFearMe
      @ScrewFearMe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I actually hated Balthier with his, IM THE MAIN PROTAGONIST every 5 seconds

    • @GrayLanternPPA
      @GrayLanternPPA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ScrewFearMe I was so starved for anyone that wasn't Vaan, that I was like "YES, Balthier. PLEASE."

    • @ScrewFearMe
      @ScrewFearMe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@GrayLanternPPA but he goes IM THE LEADING MAN
      LOOK AT ME IM THE LEADING MAN!!!
      DID I SAY I WAS THE LEADING MAN?
      LOOK THATS WHERE WE NEED TO GO, BTW DID I SAY I WAS THE LEADING MAN?

    • @GrayLanternPPA
      @GrayLanternPPA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ScrewFearMe Better than Vaan. "I want to be a sky pirate," on repeat for the first third of the game. Then the real heroes arrive and he just never goes away.

  • @manthedan4828
    @manthedan4828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    I don't like Vaan. He's rough, coarse, irritating. And he gets everywhere.

    • @lorddoomer501
      @lorddoomer501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And he depend on a slot machine to deal high damage...

    • @sergelevesque2718
      @sergelevesque2718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      THIS ISN'T STah who am I kidding, of course it is!

    • @edwinsantander506
      @edwinsantander506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i'm replaying ff12 TZA, and the problem with vaan it's defenitely his body, it looks like an 34 yo men, if he will look more like larsa or even more younger it will not be a problem, i remember another annoying character on the ff series, palom, but he was just a kid, and it will sacrifice, but, in ff4tay, he return and even still looking as a teen it becomes more annoying than kid because it looks older.
      my point if vaan looked like a 15yo kid will be more acceptable.
      other than that ff12 it's a great game, sad the ff13-15 didn't feel the half of polished of this game.

    • @kiamo101
      @kiamo101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like pet fur.

    • @thesupershinymegagengar2034
      @thesupershinymegagengar2034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And people thought Tidus was bad?

  • @BrickFlairMMA
    @BrickFlairMMA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “The sand ppl are easily startled, but they will be back and in greater numbers” HAHAHA fkn lost it 😂😂

  • @Drusain
    @Drusain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Wow, you injected more personality into Penelo than the actual FF12 did, good job!

    • @greatsage4ever
      @greatsage4ever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She did not get any personality until the sequel game. So sad.

    • @SilverAuron
      @SilverAuron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And yet, she still had more than Vaan somehow... Not that 97% of all other characters were much better, but still!

    • @pardalita
      @pardalita 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't agree

  • @Thedude38356
    @Thedude38356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Balthier was great in this parody, but my favorite character was Penelo. This is the best she had ever been in Final Fantasy. Amazing work on another wonderful parody and I can't wait to see Penelo return XD

  • @RagebreakGaming
    @RagebreakGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Worth the wait! As I expected, Vaan was as irrelevant as he was in the actual game haha. Penelo as a cardboard cutout was genius! I assume she'll be a outcast or Greg's lackey? Penelo was equally as irrelevant as Vaan lol.
    Considering how you guys portrayed Lightning in the FFX Nutshell, I can't wait for the FFXIII Nutshell! :D

    • @KayderimGameplays
      @KayderimGameplays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He was so irrelevant that he is literally the reason Ashe was alive and she even managed to get her throne back..

    • @DanielPereira-ey9nt
      @DanielPereira-ey9nt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude, vaan plays a major rile in ashe's character arc, penelo may just be a plot engine but i still like her

    • @KayderimGameplays
      @KayderimGameplays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rapidfire9999 He saved her when they first met in the sewers, she was corned and he told her to jump down and he managed to catch her. Balthier even scolded him for saving Ashe so he was cleary not going to help her.

    • @KayderimGameplays
      @KayderimGameplays 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DanielPereira-ey9nt Penelo was the reason that the party befriend Larsa, which was a major reason that Ashe was able to get her throne back.
      Not to mention if Larsa had not give Penelo the nethicite, Judge Ghis would have blown the whole group up, so yeah..

  • @Hassan-jj8mq
    @Hassan-jj8mq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Why cant the Vaan from this parody be the Vaan that is in my party?!
    Dude's invincible. Got eaten by a dinosaur, shot in the forhead by a gun, beaten maliciously by a board and was stabbed in the abdomen.. AND HE STILL SURVIVED.
    Also,
    Cast: Who are you?
    Guest: I'm [Insert fake name here]
    Balthier: NOPE!

  • @anthonydelfino6171
    @anthonydelfino6171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    “Go be useless somewhere else”
    Vaan summed up perfectly.

  • @cheilas87
    @cheilas87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    After watching all of the ff in a nutshell, I gotta say my favorite scene was in ff8 when laguna, kiros and ward are shown for the first time and they start dancing "man with a machine-gun" theme.

  • @starscorpia4005
    @starscorpia4005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I saw that Bunny and Clyde joke from a mile away.......
    Also yaaay, my favourite ff game

    • @Mr3DLC
      @Mr3DLC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Game sins: that's racist, ding!

  • @elizabethray5026
    @elizabethray5026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "Who does your hair? Is fabbulous" 😂these always win the internet I swear

  • @JamesEDonaldson
    @JamesEDonaldson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    2:00 Holy sh*T, you actually pulled off the changing accent perfectly, I'm impressed

  • @MisterNinten
    @MisterNinten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Why must I feel called out by Belias in this parody?

    • @cathoodiegirl4118
      @cathoodiegirl4118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its sad considering He's the Most important Esper part of the Storyline having belonged to the Dynast King but is overall the Weakest Esper of all of them.

    • @ZeldaHatter
      @ZeldaHatter 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I felt so bad because as soon as I got the next one, I never used him again 😂😂

    • @bobmcbob49
      @bobmcbob49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cathoodiegirl4118 Is he _really_ weaker than Zalera?
      A summon that can do nothing other than insta-kill mobs that you don't need to use him for in the first place.
      That's what I always found funny about death, doom, and the like in every Final Fantasy. The only mobs that are vulnerable to it are the ones that it's not worth casting against in the first place.

  • @jluvsong
    @jluvsong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    So a penelo model does exist. I'm surprised

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      i'm disappointed they didn't do the same with fran. she literally has less character than penelo. she is only there because she's balthier's cock warmer.

    • @jluvsong
      @jluvsong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@thomasjenkins7506 as someone who loves Fran because of her looks voice and quickening, I could not agree more. Aside from the jungle scenes she is irrelevant

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jluvsong it's not even like the jungle scenes are integral to the plot, either. they seem to only exist so she has a single thing to do. even penelo has more relevance because she's at least from rabanasta, the city the game revolves around, and she gets kidnapped once.

    • @bobmcbob49
      @bobmcbob49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@thomasjenkins7506 eh, Fran still has some of the best lines, and fulfills the role of "party member that monologues all ancient lore for you"

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bobmcbob49 even that is made redundant by all the ancient npcs that monologue ancient lore for you.
      it's not that i want to hate on fran. i just wish she had a reason to exist because everything else about her works.

  • @cbennett6060
    @cbennett6060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Ah man, Penelo is my favorite character

    • @andy56duky
      @andy56duky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *unzips pants*

    • @-curtiscamp
      @-curtiscamp 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andy56duky 😂

    • @andy56duky
      @andy56duky 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@-curtiscamp threesome?

    • @penelo9114
      @penelo9114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed, But by my gamertag it's kinda obvious is it?

  • @danterik9781
    @danterik9781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I have to admit. I lost vocal chords when i saw Judge Guis 😂 thank you, i hated his name. This gave me so much closure

    • @heardofrvb
      @heardofrvb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Would've been funnier if it's Geese Howard.

  • @facepwnagewtf
    @facepwnagewtf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This was an intricately written, and well put together analysis of the overall FF XII experience. extensive care was clearly taken to pick apart all the nuanced portions of the story in an ingenious, and comical way. Nowhere is this approach to subtle humor better represented than the Bunny and Clyde joke.

  • @windlebee9440
    @windlebee9440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "Why are all the men topless here?!"
    *ignores desert literally stretching for miles in each direction*

    • @jorgepascualfuentecilla3746
      @jorgepascualfuentecilla3746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Desert people cover their skin as much as they can. You don't want a sun at 50ºC roasting your bare skin ...
      And that's not to mention the night, with temperatures below freezing ...
      No, that costume is definitely not appropriate for the desert.

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jorgepascualfuentecilla3746 I'd say it's more appropriate for tropical weather.

    • @nathank3278
      @nathank3278 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kalevipoeg Ignoring other motives of wanting such a reality

    • @nathank3278
      @nathank3278 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kalevipoeg Ignoring other motives of wanting such a reality

    • @nathank3278
      @nathank3278 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kalevipoeg Ignoring other motives of wanting such a reality

  • @Omega-jg4oq
    @Omega-jg4oq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Balthier : gathering allies rescuing rebellious Princess and fighting back against the evil Empire using mystical forces and flying ships along with my animal like sidekick
    Vaan : Oh, just like Star Wars
    Me : LOL you took the words out of my mouth but I call it Sky Wars

  • @roccaflocca4312
    @roccaflocca4312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Don't care what anyone says, I still love this game.

    • @martinlacayo6068
      @martinlacayo6068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Me too my fav FF... still to me the most unique one it only suffered from the story being forcibly change

    • @catcat5564
      @catcat5564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm trying to play through it. I'm 4 hours in and, tbh, between the licenses and stupid job system, and slow af combat, I'm tired of it. GBA FF was sooo much better (4,5,6) and 1,2,3, were good too, but I haven't liked the overcomplicated weird ones where they tried to put in a billion different systems.

    • @martinlacayo6068
      @martinlacayo6068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@catcat5564 I understand ..but you know if you're playing the Zodiac age the one that came out for PlayStation 4.. they actually have a feature that allows you to speed up the combat! And personally I love the job system but to each their own

    • @serafan3556
      @serafan3556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When I played first time ir dissapointed me bc of lack of FF style. Nowadays It think it's a great JRPG, no matter if it fits or not in the saga.

    • @abrahammartinez3603
      @abrahammartinez3603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@catcat5564 with that attitude there's no way you fight yiazmat or omega mark Xii

  • @hafstendo5619
    @hafstendo5619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I'm very exited to see how you are gonna parody Final Fantasy XV

    • @chaoskiller6084
      @chaoskiller6084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *I've come up with a new recipe!*

    • @gejamugamlatsoomanam7716
      @gejamugamlatsoomanam7716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imperials above us!!!!!! Repeat 20x in 5 minutes

    • @MarEXksz
      @MarEXksz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noctis would be Balthier and Cloud mixed together. Being all irritated and whiny and at the same time a critiquing asshole .

    • @EmilJohanssonEOC
      @EmilJohanssonEOC 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Should be a lot of fishing, cooking, selfies and self driving cars. I hope FFVII remake will restore my faith in the series because XV was just awful in so many ways.

    • @blackchase6732
      @blackchase6732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but first will you be intrested in buying this dlc to find out what will happen in this parody

  • @BookofLetters
    @BookofLetters 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I liked Vaan and never knew until recently that people didn't like him. I think it's good to have a naive audience stand in and a protagonist who's exited and adventurous rather than all the moody bitch faux-complex protagonists like 7 and 8

    • @adamantanarchist
      @adamantanarchist ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've always liked him. He's one of my mains within my party. I just wish I got to see more of kytes and the dynamic that would bring of them.

    • @Omega-jg4oq
      @Omega-jg4oq ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even if he wasn’t a main character, it’s not a reason to dislike him.. he is not bad annoying character, he is just normal dude like he is pretty much relatable, if you were with someone who is popular in Social media or in the world and successful or even a president or any bigger roles, of course that guy will get more spotlight than you no matter how much you did or try to do in your life

  • @Athlynne
    @Athlynne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    THANK YOU! I played this game with my sister and drove her nuts with predictions that kept coming true. She first thought I was cheating and had looked at a walk-through, but no, I had just seen Star Wars.

  • @conorellisfitness
    @conorellisfitness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    That dinosaur sent me into hysterics! I remember getting a gameover to that,nostalgia overload

  • @ThaLostVerse
    @ThaLostVerse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "Can't we just beat them fairly?" "...Noooo, you suck" Lol, best moment. Should've added the 4 hours i spent running back and forth across maps for the secret chest with Excalibur to appear.

    • @christianwise4227
      @christianwise4227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Great crystal still appears in my nightmares

  • @tysonsilvers4903
    @tysonsilvers4903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like how even kytes had a one liner but not penelo even though penelo always felt like a optional character

  • @JDSpirit
    @JDSpirit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I've played this game like 15 times in my life (+2900 hours spent), each time I try to get better and better, still can't get enough of it, this parody is pure gold btw, laughed my ass off

  • @gabrieljoseozanan6989
    @gabrieljoseozanan6989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I really wish the game had more of Old Dalan, he looked like he'd be a pretty cool mission control type character, then just disappeared.

  • @jaqualyndixon7486
    @jaqualyndixon7486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Vaan:Can i be Han Solo?
    Me:No,Vaan. You would be more suited to Luke Skywalker than him.
    ........Me:What do you mean this isn't Star Wars!?

  • @nmarrs8539
    @nmarrs8539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I literally started playing this again so I could up on the plot for the jokes. Great job guys. Penelo is the best. Take a shot every time you spot her.

  • @hiimyou5230
    @hiimyou5230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Balthier voice actor is too damn good omg

  • @theblocksays
    @theblocksays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "Woah, look at that mech-dragon looking thing, maybe that's this world's Emerald Weapon or something, let's get him."
    *THREE HOURS LATER*
    "IT'S STILL NOT DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAD!"

    • @davidevans7477
      @davidevans7477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I got this.... "Oh look it is a giant T rex in an arena.. Shouldn't be much different than the other T rex's"
      *party was never seen again*
      *legend has it, that 6 skeletal figures still fight the dinosaur to this day*

  • @greexx2072
    @greexx2072 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love the way every area has his own special soundtrack always in the background and you use that same in this video❤

  • @dawnwayfinder
    @dawnwayfinder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    11:28 I thought Nethicite/Magicite/SunCryst acted like an emp around airships.
    Besides, who doesn't love walking aimlessly around identical structures and landscapes with easily missable treasure for hours on end?
    Those traps aren't going to trigger themselves.

  • @SerithValComnion
    @SerithValComnion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Would you ever consider doing one of these for The Legend Of Dragoon?

    • @danielbrant6740
      @danielbrant6740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wish (partially) granted!
      th-cam.com/video/5RmNYt_E0gI/w-d-xo.html

    • @DaidriveCJ
      @DaidriveCJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree! I also wouldn't mind seeing them doing such with Skies Of Arcadia too.

    • @docblade3270
      @docblade3270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or Xenogears(well, the video would take hours)!

  • @MrMogi86
    @MrMogi86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Vayne: Blah blah.. *bang*
    Balthire: I have a freaking gun
    :DDDDDDD

  • @Asiandude91
    @Asiandude91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    5:46 I love the face Balthier made and how you added Chewbacca’s roar in 7:22 😆😂

  • @holden5478
    @holden5478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    That multi accent must have been a huge pain to get right lol

  • @hiddenbutdeadly
    @hiddenbutdeadly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    16:20 OWCH..that's a harsh blow...but 100% true..no-one uses Espers

  • @Nodriit
    @Nodriit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Soooo ... who's making the voice of penelo ? really cute in my opinion

    • @jamesgrey13
      @jamesgrey13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I met the voice actor in a department store! It was hanging out with the other cardboard boxes!

  • @eduardoomiliani9551
    @eduardoomiliani9551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I'm DEAD. That penelo LMAO

  • @tysonsilvers4903
    @tysonsilvers4903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    A lot of people say that vaan was a easy write off but I still think he was a neccsay character (just not a main character) but BC without him the cast would be way too serious; van at least made you see the the aspects of a character that no one else in the cast could have even if they were comical like balthier. Penelo was a very easy write off BC she did nothing to make a difference. I think the game would be more challenging with out her.

  • @CraigJudd
    @CraigJudd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lamont kept killing monsters while I was trying to harvest them, and you can't de-party him or attack him directly. Sooo... I set it up so my party would attack anyone with a specific status effect on them, and then set one person to always cast that status on Lamont whenever he was conscious. Problem solved.

  • @MarEXksz
    @MarEXksz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Best FFXII Parody btw!! I'm sorry for your loss. She seems like a sweet and funny lady.

  • @NekoYuki
    @NekoYuki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Oh dear, time to enjoy the parody of my favorite installment in the series!!!
    Edit: Loved it. Though I felt personally attacked with the T-Rex scene XD

    • @Ubermensch9240
      @Ubermensch9240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I am the only person who avoids the T-Rex arn't I?

    • @NekoYuki
      @NekoYuki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Ubermensch9240 After the first time I got screwed I learned my lesson... But goddamn did it hurt.... Any time after that was just me gauging how powerful I had to be to actually win against it XD

    • @Ubermensch9240
      @Ubermensch9240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@NekoYuki It was a frikin T-Rex and it wasn't even hostile!

    • @NekoYuki
      @NekoYuki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Ubermensch9240 some of the best loot in games is hidden behind non-hostile enemies. Specifically those strong ones that you have to pick a fight with to actually fight. Curiosity got the better of me

    • @Atamosk-bu7zt
      @Atamosk-bu7zt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no worries we all got rekt at one point by it... i mean it was a low-level area, with an insanely high-level enemy.

  • @shoujo0taku
    @shoujo0taku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    17:30 hey wait a sec. thats the ridorana lighthouse from ffxiv. I see ramza!

    • @RABtoons
      @RABtoons  5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yup! I couldn't resist seeing as it's more or less the same exact model.

    • @FF-tp7qs
      @FF-tp7qs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Return to Ivalice was an awesome raid series

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can't wait to not get the Nier references in 5.1.

    • @Gofr5
      @Gofr5 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Count Cidolfus Orlandeau made for a really great boss fight. So many wipes on the Thunder God. I need to steal some of his quotes.

    • @Ladywizard
      @Ladywizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @HicksZ34 14's stormblood 24 man raid is the semi official canon ending by the original fft/revenant wings/12 creators and despite me not playing those had me crying at the end

  • @jangelzeleuchter3205
    @jangelzeleuchter3205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Man, I love this Balthier. He's the best.

  • @rdsandelaik7332
    @rdsandelaik7332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My condolences for the loss of your friend grandmother ☹️ I'm really sorry

  • @kasikasivendjinn5345
    @kasikasivendjinn5345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Still hope you can make a full FFXI, even if its only the Shadow Lord arc, like your work mate.

    • @ArtorasKnight
      @ArtorasKnight 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I logged in ffxi a few days ago. I'm a op pld.

  • @Asmallcorneroftheinternet
    @Asmallcorneroftheinternet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    You know, you can fix Vaan so easy it's almost maddening. Make him like Shinji Ikari and give him the only weapon that can kill the final boss. That way you feel for him and his isolation, along with him being guided by the father like awesome pirate character.

    • @gehtkeinenwasan8087
      @gehtkeinenwasan8087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i fucking hate shinji

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's funny, the entire game the player is waiting for Vaan to reveal his plot relevance... only to learn he doesn't have any. Not even in the 'no one expected this nobody so their plans derail' manner.

    • @StoonCoold
      @StoonCoold 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Interestingly, Vaan actually has the best base stats. Depending on your taste, he can be the best tank or the best dps.
      That's probably how they made up making such an irrelevant "main character" lmao. Just give him the best base stats.

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@StoonCoold tbh it was probably a creative direction choice to make him unimportant, you glimpse at the story mainly from his pov, and just like him you, the player, have no direct involvement in the grand scheme of the story or the struggles of the factions involved. I mained Ashe, Balthier, Basch or even Fran more often and Vaan's irrelevance didn't bother me a bit as the game is actually quick to show you the story isn't centered around one specific character. I understand why it upsets most people but back then it was kind of refreshing to have a FF story that deviated from the usual formula.

    • @KayderimGameplays
      @KayderimGameplays 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fun fact, Vaan is the only character from the party to even land a blow on Vayne, the rest was just there sucking on their thumb

  • @danhwel8483
    @danhwel8483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Judge Ghis actually made me cry, i've been waiting for this video since i watched your FF 1 in a nutshell when it first came out. Keep up the good work!

  • @Zathurious
    @Zathurious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Once again, I cannot refute the awesome job these guys did portraying the characters in their actual roles.

  • @lucas9586
    @lucas9586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Doctor Cid: Balthier, I am your father
    Balthier: Nooooooooooo
    This isn't Star Wars!

    • @Cozad2ll2
      @Cozad2ll2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God fu©king dammit!!! 🤣

  • @weileetou6884
    @weileetou6884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Penelo = cardboard
    Balthier = main character that seen through everything
    Vann = dumb boi that don’t know anything
    What else can I give?! A big thumb up!

  • @occamsbeatinstick.3076
    @occamsbeatinstick.3076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    If Balthier was half as amazing and direct as he is in this video there'd be petitions to get Vaan thrown off the nearest narrative cliff and have Balthier in Dissidia along with any and all crossovers from here on out.

    • @propheinx2250
      @propheinx2250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As much as I like balthier, it's Ashe that's the actual main character. The ENTIRE plot revolves around her and her choices. She's the only one who can't be removed from the game while keeping the story intact.

    • @KayderimGameplays
      @KayderimGameplays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@propheinx2250 Why not..? Do you think only Ashe have the reason to destroy the empire? And what do these "royal treasures" of her even did to the battle against the empire? Nothing.
      They could have just flown directly to the Bahamut and killed Vayne, and spend the rest of the game hunting monsters

    • @propheinx2250
      @propheinx2250 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KayderimGameplays well without Balthier or Fran the only real difference in the story is that they'd have to walk everywhere, which they already had to, the Vierra wouldn't have halted your progression for having Fran with you, and Cid wouldn't have a connection to a group member.
      Without Bash nothing really changes other than the group not having Basch try to clear his name... although Vossler likely wouldn't have been there to rescue the group before turning traitor.
      Without Vaan or Penelo, literally nothing changes.
      Without Ashe the Magistrate doesn't help, the Gran Kiltias doesn't help, don't have a need to see the Garrif, Larsa likely doesn't give aid except for saving Penelo that one time, and the entire structure of the plot would need to change. Without Ashe there's no reason for anyone to help you, being your group would consist entirely of a couple street urchins, a traitor, a criminal, and an outcast to a race barely understood. Without Ashe the narrative would have to be rearranged so drastically that whatever the game would be afterwards would hardly resemble the FF12 we know. Ashe is the ONLY character that can't be removed without a complete restructure of the story.

  • @austinkamp8048
    @austinkamp8048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I haven't played past FFIII but my goodness, these parodies are awesome!

    • @Jadae
      @Jadae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whoa now. That's sinner talk.

    • @ASLTheatre
      @ASLTheatre 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      BTW you don’t have to know all the other FF to enjoy the later ones.

    • @beCoCOi
      @beCoCOi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't play 13 and 15, you won't be missing anything.

    • @ASLTheatre
      @ASLTheatre 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beCoCOi 13 I haven't played so I can speak for that one. 15 I loved. I actually got the Achievements in the main game.

    • @beCoCOi
      @beCoCOi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ASLTheatre 15 should have them the bombshell of all final fantasy games. It was supposed to be the best ever, but instead we got a have that want even twenty percent finished.

  • @dominicsavarese377
    @dominicsavarese377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Best part : “oh god he’s talking to me. Venod venod. Just give him just a bunch of metal to make him look like a dragon. “ and the bahamut reference.

  • @mikeslashdave
    @mikeslashdave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    NO MEANS NO. A FOREST HAS RIGHTS!

    • @adiabd1
      @adiabd1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Forest Lives Matter

  • @aspieatheist6040
    @aspieatheist6040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "What is this, two Cid's in one game?"
    I guess that makes up for the fact that FF I didn't have a Cid.

    • @YurrickLamhfhada
      @YurrickLamhfhada 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The first FF did have a Cid, he was just in the backstory of the game, Cid of Lufaine.

    • @aspieatheist6040
      @aspieatheist6040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@YurrickLamhfhada He was only added in for the GBA version of the game. He didn't exist in the original NES version.

  • @franzgonzalez7053
    @franzgonzalez7053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "Don't worry, it's a Final Fantasy prison" So true.

    • @Angrymonkey2489
      @Angrymonkey2489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Final Fantasy 8 and 9 had those easy to escape prisons.

    • @CastleToastM
      @CastleToastM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Angrymonkey2489 They all did. Pretty sure II-VI had especially easy to escape ones. 2D games where you don't see things from the character's perspective, where you just waltz right through the walls.

    • @jogymogy3691
      @jogymogy3691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This could match every J-RPG-Prison

    • @TheRealTricky
      @TheRealTricky 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So Wild Arms 2 is part of Final Fantasy (you gotta get out of Illsveil AND Golgotta prison)?
      And Wild Arms 5 is part of Final Fantasy too (although you get help from "Johnny Appleseed")?
      And Guybrush could easily out of the prison on Phat Island... Is that Final Fantasy MI2 - LeChuck's Revenge?
      Oh yeah, Wild Arms 1, where you can just send out Hanpan to get you out of the prison under the Pandemonium.
      Yup, if you are in jail you're going to break out... gaming cliché in general!

    • @nathanielbass771
      @nathanielbass771 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheRealTricky in some, you get run out of them by monsters or conflict