Pekora takes an English quiz and chokes from laughter! [Hololive]

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  • @Nekomikuri
    @Nekomikuri  3 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    THE GREAT SEQUEL IS HERE
    th-cam.com/video/MArWAlGOxxc/w-d-xo.html

    • @Dr.Blythe
      @Dr.Blythe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hypeeeeeeeee

    • @Eclin
      @Eclin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can’t belive it’s already a year since this clip...

    • @gabr4ca992
      @gabr4ca992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Already a year!? Time flies man

    • @siukong
      @siukong 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's nuts. It has definitely been a very "cragy" year down the rabbit hole.

  • @Substitute_Zero
    @Substitute_Zero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3977

    Shoutout to the guy at 9:18 who just typed “change” when she asked how to pronounce change

    • @ムワ-d7n
      @ムワ-d7n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Clever indeeed

    • @xbon1
      @xbon1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      thx bro. i know how 2 pronounce change fr and it's change.

    • @kirkpatrikballares3291
      @kirkpatrikballares3291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Chainj

    • @kakakakakka3648
      @kakakakakka3648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Why did I forget how to pronounce change

    • @baronvonbeandip
      @baronvonbeandip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      We all forget from time to time. By 'we', I mean English geniuses.

  • @Arkaeuss
    @Arkaeuss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7888

    At first I felt bad for Takeshi, but then he started drinking soy sauce straight from the bottle and suddenly I understood the girl's pain. Takeshi is a chaotic force of nature that cannot be contained.

    • @InnocentC0
      @InnocentC0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +672

      Then again, she is the girl who choose rock drillers like choosing clothes. Crazy is with the crazy after all.

    • @kazuya4133
      @kazuya4133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      @@InnocentC0 this game such a n awesome game, developer have a big brain

    • @konoskubos1641
      @konoskubos1641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Whats wrong with drinking soy sauce straight from the bottle?

    • @Nekodnekod
      @Nekodnekod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      i honestly prefer drinking soy sauce with a tea cup

    • @MokaHofi
      @MokaHofi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      so,like matsuri

  • @Metahodos
    @Metahodos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11721

    Accusing Pekora of cheating is like accusing the Earth of rotating.

    • @tatin1959
      @tatin1959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +591

      I mean we all know the earth isn't rotating so......

    • @hamper6511
      @hamper6511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      @@tatin1959 hmmmm

    • @darkmiku2483
      @darkmiku2483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      The earth doesnt have water

    • @darkmiku2483
      @darkmiku2483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      @Bryan Alarcon then i must have none by now

    • @martk647
      @martk647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Wut bro..the earth not rotating. Its moving up and down.

  • @__dane__
    @__dane__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2359

    The real hero here is the writer of Takeshi’s story

    • @BQD_Central
      @BQD_Central 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Takeshi is an asshole, as it seems.

    • @houndrysmagolyteofhope4661
      @houndrysmagolyteofhope4661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I thought everyone hated Takeshi because of his stupid challenges

    • @mr.eysmokrac5252
      @mr.eysmokrac5252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@houndrysmagolyteofhope4661 we do not talk about takeshi around these parts

    • @cactusbread2215
      @cactusbread2215 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BQD_Central No, he's just a weirdo

    • @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988
      @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      THE BROBLE

  • @Rekken200
    @Rekken200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2566

    The ↗↘↙↗↘↙↗↗↙↘↘ meme honestly has me dying

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      How the heck do the subbers determine which laughs are supposed to go in which direction?

    • @syntheticvocalist-p472
      @syntheticvocalist-p472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      yes

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      The pentagram at 3:08 was great.

    • @marktheshark5733
      @marktheshark5733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t really get it

    • @gelamonade7428
      @gelamonade7428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@timothymclean they just randomly add it

  • @AnimErebo
    @AnimErebo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4425

    HA↑ HA ↑ HA↓ HA↓ HA← HA→ HA← HA→ B-Peko A-Peko (The Pekonami Code)

    • @rubedofuchs1510
      @rubedofuchs1510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      What does it do though?

    • @AnimErebo
      @AnimErebo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      @@rubedofuchs1510 Activate peko-god mode

    • @rubedofuchs1510
      @rubedofuchs1510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@AnimErebo envious

    • @freedragoons
      @freedragoons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Its obviously a cheat. Enter it to unlock Takashi's secret levels.

    • @TheKillaCake
      @TheKillaCake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Mike Tyson vs Peko

  • @Llethander
    @Llethander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2429

    "Is this a pen?"
    "Isn't that obvious?"
    Me: ...it's clearly a pencil.

    • @mallardofmodernia8092
      @mallardofmodernia8092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      A FUCKIN PEN
      CIL

    • @AndreB23
      @AndreB23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Is this a pigeon?

    • @DIGITALGH05T
      @DIGITALGH05T 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      in french, "un crayon" means a pencil...3 years of french and this is more or less all i remember...no, wait. the english word pain is means "bread"

    • @kylerqaz22
      @kylerqaz22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Im pretty sure its more meant to be taken as 'Isnt it pretty obvious whether thats a pen or not?'
      So she's saying that its obviously not

    • @viljamtheninja
      @viljamtheninja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kylerqaz22 No, I think they just got the word wrong themselves.

  • @granberrybg3322
    @granberrybg3322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3363

    Pekora's laugh is like a magic solution to solve any problems. Just dont overdose

    • @chaty9903
      @chaty9903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Such a powerful thing needs to be rationed for emergencies.

    • @kirokie2156
      @kirokie2156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      if its pekora's laugh, I dont mind getting an overdose.

    • @OfficerCharon
      @OfficerCharon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Can Pekora's laugh cure an overdose of Asacoco?

    • @PK_Scratch
      @PK_Scratch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Sometimes the solution is to kill everyone else mind you.
      At least that's what I understood from her and Miko in their tag game.

    • @guarda4651
      @guarda4651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      too late..i consume too much

  • @ushi4212
    @ushi4212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1289

    This english quiz is like a fever dream

    • @corvo7394
      @corvo7394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      agreed

    • @corvo7394
      @corvo7394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      did you catch that part at 7:21? made me realize just how little sleep i’ve been getting

    • @simaskara
      @simaskara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah

  • @occultCapra
    @occultCapra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1289

    7:28 I love how she barely understood what the donation comment was trying to say and she was just like "Aha.... thank you!"

    • @Zain69z
      @Zain69z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Its so fucking bad he said im coming, what a cute rabbit girl
      And i was like wait bro wtf chill chill XDDDD
      that was funny

    • @corvo7394
      @corvo7394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      i almost choked after seeing her reaction and the comment

    • @aaayjay
      @aaayjay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Honestly that comment was cringe

    • @tree0137
      @tree0137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aaayjay but it's funny

    • @yurionedge2199
      @yurionedge2199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      THAT GUY DESERVES TO GO TO JAIL!!

  • @wyldecard723
    @wyldecard723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2360

    That smugface after getting questions right lol

    • @Nekomikuri
      @Nekomikuri  4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      *Cheats on question*
      **Smug**

    • @NeroAlphoenix
      @NeroAlphoenix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      *SMUG INTENSIFIES*

    • @coal2710
      @coal2710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      9:34 is great

    • @v6790
      @v6790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Nekomikuri gets it wrong... Also smug face

  • @Yui_187
    @Yui_187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3320

    I love how this game is basically japanese duolingo but with more absurd examples

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      And a boat load of errors.

    • @yaonahr752
      @yaonahr752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      Tbh if Duolingo is this absurdly funny, i would've enjoy learning stuff

    • @jendorei
      @jendorei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      ​@@yaonahr752 It’s not. You get a mildly funny sentence once in a blue moon.

    • @CYXXYC
      @CYXXYC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      "Excuse me, Im an apple" was in eng to dutch duolingo

    • @slahser
      @slahser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@CYXXYC I got that for the Japanese lessons to. "Konnichiwa! Ringo desu." Lmao

  • @sadwaluigi
    @sadwaluigi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1145

    9:35
    I love how she tilts her head and smiles like she actually accomplished something

    • @Nekomikuri
      @Nekomikuri  4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      She accomplished cheating

    • @SaintGuillotine
      @SaintGuillotine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@Nekomikuri you simply just can't understand her genius

    • @ZReChannel
      @ZReChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      we could make a meme out of that, it's neat

  • @djsombreropictures4523
    @djsombreropictures4523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2264

    The voice is so cute, that she could say anything and I'd listen.

    • @hopree2839
      @hopree2839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      I could listen to her laughing forever and never gets bored

    • @patrick8017
      @patrick8017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      And that's how we all fell into this rabbit hole lol

    • @gr7709
      @gr7709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      yes yes yes yes yes yes

    • @F1ll1nTh3Blanks
      @F1ll1nTh3Blanks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      She could tell me to walk off a cliff and so long as she used that adorable voice I'd probably do it.

    • @cadence_2463
      @cadence_2463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      “Kill them, peko.”

  • @epicjep2242
    @epicjep2242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    I like how pekora just gave up on trying to make the tweet english

  • @BocchiTheBox
    @BocchiTheBox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    That tweet looked like something I would get from an Indian tech scammer.

    • @lemokshjames
      @lemokshjames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Ah yes, my country and the scammers 😂😂😂 we are the world's finest!!! Lemme fix ur Micorsotf Comtoper

    • @yuudesu
      @yuudesu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @khandwa style lol

    • @yuudesu
      @yuudesu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn dat's true.

    • @garfieldandfriends1
      @garfieldandfriends1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *JIM BROWNING INTENSIFIES*

    • @kroh7742
      @kroh7742 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @khandwa style gaadi se CPU tak sab Kuch

  • @invictus8539
    @invictus8539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2462

    7:25
    Superchat: I want to see you in tears
    Peko: Thank you
    Me: wut😂

    • @Nekomikuri
      @Nekomikuri  4 ปีที่แล้ว +513

      her English is obviously not good LOL

    • @potatomilkshake5570
      @potatomilkshake5570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      lol I also saw some superchat in 0:39 saying
      "I love you"

    • @jophuss7750
      @jophuss7750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Milk Gatas that sounds like Mr. MVP to me if ya know what I mean

    • @rebeldiva611
      @rebeldiva611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Xenon Phantom aHA? SENKYUUU

    • @lungaville1219
      @lungaville1219 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *NANTO!?*

  • @xan9224
    @xan9224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1309

    Takashi's life is hard.
    He's slightly confused, like drinking soy sauce and not being able to count. Then he's not invited to the school reunion, and they scheduled for him to not be at a different event. His wife thinks a jackhammer is an appropriate accessory for her dress and she constantly yells at him for things he can't control. F.

    • @redactedseed7114
      @redactedseed7114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I think the "wife" isnt even his wife lmao. Notice how he tried to invite her to a love hotel

    • @googlepoodle5814
      @googlepoodle5814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Redacted Toucan “I’m tired! Let’s go to bed!”
      “Who are you again? Ahhh, the cockroach”

    • @spicyluvsyou
      @spicyluvsyou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      His father runs naked in public too. He has it bad.

    • @alxjones
      @alxjones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@spicyluvsyou And his mom tells him to wear underwear over his head when it's bright out. With parents like these, Takashi never stood a chance in this world.

    • @animesenpai1163
      @animesenpai1163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Sounds like a Kevin tbh
      Takashi is the Japanese equivalent of Kevin lol

  • @TheFrostedfirefly
    @TheFrostedfirefly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    It's driving me insane how no one's mentioning all the errors this English quiz has so I'm going to assume we just laugh at the rabbit girl anyway

    • @theweebintheafuniform1746
      @theweebintheafuniform1746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      TheFrostedfirefly correct!

    • @DanielMartinez-fv9ng
      @DanielMartinez-fv9ng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Is obviously not meant to be taken seriously

    • @wombatpandaa9774
      @wombatpandaa9774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Don't worry it messed with me too. At least three of the questions were objectively terrible

    • @EmEm-fm4nn
      @EmEm-fm4nn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Some of the guys in chat said "oh wow, all the answers are wrong" lol

    • @YuyuHakurei
      @YuyuHakurei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Most of them are right. The ones that are right though are like kindergarten level.

  • @unknowngravity
    @unknowngravity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    Teacher: Is this Takashi?
    Mom: No, that's a cockroach.

    • @youraveragemachine1013
      @youraveragemachine1013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pretty sure that's not his mom

    • @dex6528
      @dex6528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      After this moment Takeshi went travel to West for Learning Ground Pound from a certain Gremlin

  • @vexed2558
    @vexed2558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1651

    Lmao Pekora did indeed do better than Haato who's studying English in Aus. Big brain HAACHAMA

    • @axiomh5805
      @axiomh5805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      True, but she only did better because she's a cheater! Lol

    • @steinsschrodinger8688
      @steinsschrodinger8688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      Haachama is good at English
      *Cheating with Google Translate*

    • @actek140488
      @actek140488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Haachama!?

    • @Teflondex
      @Teflondex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Actually Oozora Subaru is probably better at English than every girls in Hololive except Coco.

    • @vexed2558
      @vexed2558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Teflondex she does? Well thanks for the info 😂 I hope Subaru gives you ASMR as a reward

  • @dannycross8831
    @dannycross8831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1302

    Elite engrish: Im the strongest
    Maringlish: Hold my pirate costume
    Pekorish: Allow me to introduce myself

    • @MrBuash
      @MrBuash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Haato: ..................!?

    • @Sheriff_Curtis
      @Sheriff_Curtis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      And then there's Coco who casually slips between Japanese and English flawlessly.

    • @kusateitoku786
      @kusateitoku786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Uienglish: PATHETIC

    • @martk647
      @martk647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Sheriff_Curtis Then there's Asacoco: Im asacoco and im loco and you say oh no.

    • @RonaldoVODS
      @RonaldoVODS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Matsuringlish: Undstad cock

  • @ZigZagKangaroo
    @ZigZagKangaroo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2188

    I can't with these laugh edits. Thank you for making my day.

    • @Nekomikuri
      @Nekomikuri  4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Thank you, glad you enjoyed it.

    • @tasin2776
      @tasin2776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@Nekomikuri your laugh edits really are amazing

    • @LynSain
      @LynSain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yep. Her laugh is already epic and the editing makes it even more epic. 🤣

    • @Nothingseen
      @Nothingseen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Pekora laugh pentagram is the most powerful pekora laugh

    • @diobrando6245
      @diobrando6245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Table slap: 🥁 🥁 🥁

  • @TheMrChipmyster
    @TheMrChipmyster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    At the start of the test you can’t help but ask why this woman hates this man so much. As it progresses you then begin to see that he is indeed the one at fault. Once at the last question it is likely that the root cause is crystal clear.

    • @adnan_honest_jihadist5775
      @adnan_honest_jihadist5775 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's wokeness sadly if it would be the opposite then you would be against it

  • @Nekomikuri
    @Nekomikuri  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2961

    It seems this video is getting reccomended to various people now. I'd like to introduce VTubers and mysef to those that are new; my name is NekoMikuri, and I am the translator of this video and a translator of Virtual TH-camrs. What are these VTubers? Well, like you see, they consist of individuals who play games, stream, and do normal things, except they do so using an anime avatar. This anime avatar is tracked to their real life bodies using advanced software, and allows them to "live" through their character. Basically, Virtual TH-camrs are the closest we will ever get to living anime girls. Many VTubers have anime backstories; this girl is a Rabbit from a land called PekoLand, and she plays heavily into this characteristic during her streams. Some others are more relaxed or normal, and don't have any quirk. A majority of VTubers are backed by a company, which produces their art, their music, their tracking software and their anime items. The companies normally have multiple VTuber characters, and they frequently collab together, like characters in an anime.
    Of course, this is not for everyone. However, if you enjoyed this clip, and are interested in combining fun gaming / chatting / streaming with anime culture, I recommend you step into the world of VTubers! If you want more information, you can come to the r/virtualyoutubers subreddit (which I moderate) and ask your questions, or find out about other VTubers. If you have any questions about VTubers, please ask below. Lastly, I am not the girl here, nor is my translation official. I am just a fan trying to bring the western world to VTuber audiences.

    • @jasconius7627
      @jasconius7627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      And God bless you for your work.

    • @datormentxd
      @datormentxd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      After clicking on your videos I ended up worshiping a goddess. Love.

    • @MashedPotatoesXD
      @MashedPotatoesXD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I’m surprised that you not only translated it but also edit it to make it funnier, pekora alone is already a comedian you just made it 1000 time better

    • @kevw2690
      @kevw2690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Idk who you are and im not even so into Vtubers (i rly do like them but definitely admit that im not as much as others)
      but i appreciate and admire you,
      seriously the effort u put into this is just 💯

    • @aaronchif
      @aaronchif 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jasconius just imagine a salute emoji

  • @cutecommie
    @cutecommie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1838

    Incredible how we can deduce some very characteristic features of the Japanese language, just by watching them write English.
    veryvery - Japanese has some onomatopoeia that consist of syllable 1, syllable 2, syllable 1, syllable 2. That might be at work here, making her think "very very" is one word.
    i'm cute girl - Japanese has no articles, neither definite nor indefinite.
    cragy - The syllable /zi/ becomes /dʒi/ in Japanese (じ), so she confuses "zy" and "gy". (I'm simplifying here.)

    • @cutecommie
      @cutecommie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      charenge - It's well known that Japanese has no distinct /l/ and /r/ sounds.

    • @chironthecuddley6144
      @chironthecuddley6144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@cutecommie A Christmas Story's "Ra Ra Ra" scene was my first exposure to that concept. 😅

    • @Ziziwai
      @Ziziwai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      共産ロリ Yeah, it seems like she typed it pretty well but was basing it off of the Japanese pronunciation

    • @Pomlithe
      @Pomlithe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I find it interesting how they tend to type “shi” as “si” and “chi” as “ti.”

    • @Frank22lol
      @Frank22lol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      When she's accused of cheating she says something like "koningu" is she referring to "cunning"? I just catched that one

  • @freedragoons
    @freedragoons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    This English test was just the story of Takashi's descent into madness.

  • @dominexor7257
    @dominexor7257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    9:35 Cheats yet looks so proud of herself lol

    • @Nekomikuri
      @Nekomikuri  4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Only Pekora can be that smug after cheating on a question

    • @inlean3224
      @inlean3224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That's our pekora

    • @MrCarGuy
      @MrCarGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The question syntax was absolutely wrong so I don't blame her.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@inlean3224 🥁

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She is Japanese female Bugs Bunny.

  • @lawlicht8092
    @lawlicht8092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    Is Takeshi related to Florida Man?

    • @benkaes3657
      @benkaes3657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      No...
      HE IS FLORIDA MAN!!!

    • @luffygum6921
      @luffygum6921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yes

    • @connerzed3588
      @connerzed3588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@benkaes3657 Dear God.....

    • @kalsten2236
      @kalsten2236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@connerzed3588 Theres more

    • @connerzed3588
      @connerzed3588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kalsten2236 No....

  • @lowhp5166
    @lowhp5166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    Remember weebs. This is how we sound like to Japanese people when we attempt to speak the language. ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️

    • @connorbishop5870
      @connorbishop5870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I think we sound worse tbh

    • @pumpjackmcgee4267
      @pumpjackmcgee4267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Except- you know- not nearly as adorable.

    • @regalsteel7074
      @regalsteel7074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@connorbishop5870 weaboos like you are so fucking cringy lol. Have to rush to defend your little Japan at every turn. Yeah no shit a westerner won't have a natural accent, but someone speaking Japanese to english as is self evident is x10 worse than vice versa, simply because of the way the languages are structured. Look up symphogear doesn't need an english dub and tell me that it's even close to acceptable lmfao

    • @connorbishop5870
      @connorbishop5870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@regalsteel7074 Lol, chill man. Just saying we dont sound as cute and thanks for the essay on English phonetics

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@regalsteel7074 Connor didn't say we sound worse because of pronunciation issues. You just assumed that's what he meant. Besides, even if he had said that, there was no call for you to insult him.

  • @hotlinkster123
    @hotlinkster123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1043

    11:18 she breaks character with a genuine laugh

    • @Zm4rf
      @Zm4rf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      her real laugh is cute too 😊

    • @dreisangthefreezer
      @dreisangthefreezer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Pretty sure thats how she laughed when she was just starting.

    • @Leejie5
      @Leejie5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Zm4rf きむい😐

    • @Zm4rf
      @Zm4rf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@Leejie5 did you mean キモい you failure of a weeb

    • @Leejie5
      @Leejie5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Zm4rf I'm still learning!!!

  • @arcu965
    @arcu965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    9:35 is the perfect definition of ':D'

  • @鳩-s1f
    @鳩-s1f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    15:43 This is a デリヘル (call-girl business / outcall sexual service) situation. Takashi called a prostitute, but the ugly woman came. He wanted to change her for another woman. But he was too timid to say it.
    It seems that she didn't understand it, not just presented not to understand it.

    • @jefferey_92
      @jefferey_92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm pretty sure it's more of a, "you don't look good, you should change before we go out" scenario

    • @probably_afk
      @probably_afk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@jefferey_92 Why are you pretty sure? Based on your years of living in Japan?

      is definitely correct here. 100%

    • @KonImperator
      @KonImperator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jefferey_92 Wrong

    • @canalsincontenido
      @canalsincontenido 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I first though it was a speed dating thing, and he wanted to change to the next person but instead waited. But yeah, changing prostitutes sounds closer to the humor the test was going for.

  • @arundina7889
    @arundina7889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "the grammar of this quiz needs some work"
    -someone in the chat

  • @ShAd0wSh0ckEr
    @ShAd0wSh0ckEr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    What I wanted to watch: Pekora answering English questions
    What I got: Being Takashi is suffering

  • @JayceCH.
    @JayceCH. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Came for Pekorenglish.
    Stayed for TV documentary of Takashi's life.

  • @Poke-ladd
    @Poke-ladd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    She has big brain but her laugh kills it

    • @Nekomikuri
      @Nekomikuri  4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      big bunny iq

    • @chaty9903
      @chaty9903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      She has a laugh that will rival even the greatest villains in movies!

    • @fahrenheit1522
      @fahrenheit1522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Not even the demon lord can stand again her laugh

    • @Syncopia
      @Syncopia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *enhances it

    • @menorasendaiba6404
      @menorasendaiba6404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When she's laughing, her IQ is lowering down

  • @Akavana1V
    @Akavana1V 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    "It's not enough you paid" Yup that sounds about right

    • @dodgechance4564
      @dodgechance4564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      that's exactly what I was thinking. I was hoping someone would point it out in chat. Edit: There was even more errors in the questions!

    • @yed37
      @yed37 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is "It's not enough what you paid" grammatically correct?
      It doesn't seem "natural" though.

    • @TSweetDreams
      @TSweetDreams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Deyer A more correct wording would be “What you paid isn’t enough.” or “You didn’t pay enough.”

    • @yed37
      @yed37 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TSweetDreams Sure. Thanks!

    • @MawoDuffer
      @MawoDuffer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would throw out the word paid entirely and just say “that’s not enough money” to make it more natural

  • @bluethan806
    @bluethan806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    4:10 low key caught me off guard with how differently she can pronounce an English sentence when she tries

  • @shinigami6331
    @shinigami6331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    4:00 “No, it’sa cokerochi”
    Ok ok, Japanese English.
    *in somewhat fluid English*
    “No, it’s a cockroach”

  • @KrabbyPattySecretForumla
    @KrabbyPattySecretForumla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    When she typed Crazy as "Cragy" and Challenge as "Charenge" I died of cuteness 😂😂

  • @n00bAvenger
    @n00bAvenger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    15:43 Not really confusing in Japanese but the thing is that the way "change" is used there is "Delivery Health" terminology(for those unfamiliar it's practically a prostitution service with call girls) and Pekora being completely clueless here just goes to show that she's apparently completely ignorant to that kind of thing.

    • @Nekomikuri
      @Nekomikuri  4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Lol. It's funny to see her struggle with Japanese, such as when she didn't know jackhammer. But to be fair this one confused me as well because I never heard this type of slang

    • @Nekomikuri
      @Nekomikuri  4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@smoli to be honest I also didn't know what that was

    • @SuperSatanSon
      @SuperSatanSon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I learned about "Change" thanks to the "Busukko Club" skit from Gottsu ee Kanji 😂

    • @ferofax
      @ferofax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Since it's quarantine time I could use a deriheru service around these parts lol

    • @volbla
      @volbla 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I still don't get it... What does it mean to tell a call girl change?

  • @potatomilkshake5570
    @potatomilkshake5570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    1:13
    Anyone:
    No one:
    Someone in the chats: *You are delicious bunny*

    • @Nekomikuri
      @Nekomikuri  4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      d e l I c I o u s

    • @knightcupvirushi3765
      @knightcupvirushi3765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      *Y U M M Y*

    • @demiryumruk1423
      @demiryumruk1423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      As Heavy Weapons Guy once said: *MOIST AND DELICIOUS*

    • @mati28287
      @mati28287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@demiryumruk1423sandvich make me stroooong

    • @chillby4198
      @chillby4198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh no

  • @nekominorinya2569
    @nekominorinya2569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I fear no man but this guy *takeshi*, i fear him.

  • @Dravis1995
    @Dravis1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "I don't need change"
    "No, it's not enough you paid"
    English 100

  • @LMTthe1st
    @LMTthe1st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    someone in the chat just go
    "grass"
    at this point i died from laughter
    1:19

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Can you explain the grass thing to me please and why Coco eats grass?

    • @veridisqo
      @veridisqo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Dubuya Jay put very simply, it’s basically like “lol” or “lmao”, you can look up “what does kusa mean” on google for more detailed explanations

    • @naryle9415
      @naryle9415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      it's cause wwwww looks like grass from what I heard, so some ppl started using 草 as a subtitute. Like the comment above said, yeah it's basically the japanese equivalent of lmao/lol

    • @dearsol.
      @dearsol. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      imfiting YEAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

    • @neoqueto
      @neoqueto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Now even Japanese viewers picked that up, they'll just say "grass" in plain English lmao

  • @longemen3000
    @longemen3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5628

    What it's this? Live streamed anime? How did this happen, why no one tell me !?

    • @Nekomikuri
      @Nekomikuri  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1861

      Welcome to the world of VTubers LMAO

    • @LynSain
      @LynSain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +771

      This trend has been started roughly since 4 years ago, but it's better late than never. 😂

    • @alvinxyz7419
      @alvinxyz7419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +487

      bruh where have you been

    • @longemen3000
      @longemen3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +470

      @@alvinxyz7419 clearly not here hahahah

    • @cashyork5121
      @cashyork5121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +543

      "live streamed anime"made my day lmao

  • @Gamersbile
    @Gamersbile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    11:20 In the original stream Pekora actually read “Anus” accidentally. 😂
    P.S. Thank you for the translation!!!

    • @kannatheweeb8836
      @kannatheweeb8836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

    • @cucumberferris5854
      @cucumberferris5854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Why would someone randomly take pix of their anus on holidays ? Dafuq is wrong with this!? More like who the heck puts that question?

    • @yijunhe9719
      @yijunhe9719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@cucumberferris5854 it's just Takashi things

    • @ferofax
      @ferofax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@yijunhe9719 Takashi just rolls with shit, like drinking soy sauce straight from the bottle or going out without his pants. But I don't blame Takeshi, his father did stand around naked XD

  • @voxalpha577
    @voxalpha577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    9:35 "I don't like it Charlie. It's smug aura mocks me."

  • @thorstmixx
    @thorstmixx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    11:18 - A hint of her real voice comes through in the laugh!

    • @sheik124
      @sheik124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      and it still has the arrows too. ah↗️ha↘️ha↗️ha↘️

  • @LifeisMoldyBread
    @LifeisMoldyBread 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    6:26 the goddamn zoom in while she claps killed me

    • @Boooo
      @Boooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That aint clapping 😳

    • @Darkerooz
      @Darkerooz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Boooo 🙃

  • @Purpial
    @Purpial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "Its not like you use the word naked in english"
    Me: you would be surprised

  • @lucioc896
    @lucioc896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    Without her sleeve, pekora has a long neck

    • @Nekomikuri
      @Nekomikuri  4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      I can't unsee that now

    • @JustARandomWeeb.
      @JustARandomWeeb. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      what have you done, i can't unsee that now

    • @LynSain
      @LynSain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Fun fact, same applies to Watame 😂

    • @tennysonkung3102
      @tennysonkung3102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I need the truth. Someone remove the scarf.

    • @hamper6511
      @hamper6511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Remove the bunny scarf
      REMOVE IT

  • @mr.jokermaker4539
    @mr.jokermaker4539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    4:04
    that's some Yoda level of talking right there at the bottom

  • @Dr.Blythe
    @Dr.Blythe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Today's Coco shitpost review brought me here again.
    This is one of the earliest VTuber clips that really got me laughing very hard, even after all these months it one of my favourite clips.
    Great work dude, love it!

  • @eliandrew11
    @eliandrew11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    1:50
    *Phekow!*
    Also I'm enjoying those absurd edits, makes the clip unique :3

  • @renziye
    @renziye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    0:17 new roblox oof sound looks good

  • @Solkin.
    @Solkin. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    7:58 this is my favorite edit lol

  • @TheYeetiest
    @TheYeetiest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Whoever made this quiz somehow had exclusive access to Asacoco before everyone else.

  • @abhijithcpreej
    @abhijithcpreej 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    3:20 the cure to my depression

  • @Cethavi
    @Cethavi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    1:28 Pekoringlish: I'm FiTiNG! (Fighting/Ganbaru) So everyone pekora ouen siro! 1:51 Peko! (Pekoringlish Accent)
    Pekorapbox: 0:17 x 1:26 x 0:17 0:17 1:26 x 1:51
    6:21 Souiyu koto shouyu ... soysauce

  • @blazingkite8983
    @blazingkite8983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    12:40 can we like
    talk about how there's an ad down there tryna kill Nemo's father?

    • @Nekomikuri
      @Nekomikuri  4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lmao I just noticed

    • @ShroudedWolf51
      @ShroudedWolf51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like a typical Tuesday to me.

  • @fish4716
    @fish4716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    She sounds like she perpetually has a cold and I love it

  • @ReBufff
    @ReBufff ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This video is such a classic, i always come back to it every once and a while

  • @reklin
    @reklin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.”
    ~Terry Pratchett

  • @suzu9404
    @suzu9404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    You’re killing it with the translation and edits

  • @ferofax
    @ferofax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    This Crazy English Quiz is living up to its name lmao
    Takashi: "Let's go"
    Girl: "You have to wear pants"
    Takashi: "I can't sleep so let's go sleep there"
    *points to a love hotel*
    EDIT: *THAT VICTORY SCREEN OMFG TAKASHI YOU MAD LAD*

    • @siukong
      @siukong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I got surprisingly invested in Takashi's crazy antics.

  • @magoo2133
    @magoo2133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    “I want to see your tears”
    “Uh huh.”

  • @thekebabman_
    @thekebabman_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    for a person who's still learning english that tweet wasnt so bad

  • @Yuu92296
    @Yuu92296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the first vtuber related video I've ever watched. Good times.

  • @AveRageEnjoyer02
    @AveRageEnjoyer02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Teacher: accuses me of cheating
    Me: i wasnt i was just simply looking at my friends answers.
    Thats what is exactly happening here. Lol

  • @axiomh5805
    @axiomh5805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Pekora's personality is just so silly, it's too funny, man, you can't not like her.
    Also great edit!

  • @Derpyderpderper
    @Derpyderpderper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    This is one step above lets go onmyouji level

  • @arlo9875
    @arlo9875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    11:18 we have been blessed with a genuine Pekora laugh

  • @geebeepman
    @geebeepman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    everyone: peko laugh
    me: peko sniffles

  • @lazercat6077
    @lazercat6077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    12:43 this man just do the Batman theme with Spider-Man? Man shit crazy in Japan.

  • @Starv8
    @Starv8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    No one :
    Pekora : HA ⬆️ HA ⬆️ HA⬆️ HA ⬆️ HA ⬆️

    • @mikeaintnormal769
      @mikeaintnormal769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      11:18
      Allow me to introduce, the REAL pekora, dont worry, it scares every one of us weebs.

  • @thebadmusicguy9647
    @thebadmusicguy9647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “Thus, humbly worship Peko.”
    Welp, Farewell Christianity
    Hello pekoism

  • @lyra549
    @lyra549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “I want to see your tears.”
    “Ah.. huh? THANK YOUUUU! ^^”

  • @sylphie4303
    @sylphie4303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I watched this on break at work today and laughed so hard XD I really have a hard time choosing favorites with Hololive, they're all special in their own way, but damn, Pekora's HA↑HA↑HA↑ and PE↗KO↘PE↗KO↘kill me every time. Thank you for subbing this, your hard work is absolutely appreciated.

  • @0neyetmany-0
    @0neyetmany-0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    9:33 just love the transition of her cheating, getting th right answer and a smug face zoom in afterwards

  • @ViveLeEmpereur
    @ViveLeEmpereur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This started out benign and quickly became the most hilarious thing I've watched in awhile. Takashi deserves his own tv series.

  • @knightheartless25
    @knightheartless25 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Ahh... The very clip that made me fall into the rabbit hole.

    • @mapleflowervt
      @mapleflowervt 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      same... the first ever vtuber clip i saw, that ended up in me falling so hard down the rabbit hole

  • @taffymatt1366
    @taffymatt1366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    pretty sure this was one of the first clips that threw me into the vtuber rabbit hole, and i thank you for it, it's pretty cozy down here, i like it

  • @ihatevnecks7015
    @ihatevnecks7015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That tweet will be remembered in legend, generations from now.

  • @phenexgaming1162
    @phenexgaming1162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    bruh the fish images when gasping for hair had me DYING LOL

    • @cynthius6567
      @cynthius6567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nothing like a good hair or two to keep the lungs going!

  • @NotMikey437
    @NotMikey437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Are we not going to appreciate how adorable she looks when she looks smugly at the camera after getting an answer right?

  • @ItsCassius
    @ItsCassius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I absolutely lose it at the "I AM FIGHTING' part of her tweet every time.

  • @jest5837
    @jest5837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is the first hololive clip I ever watched and Pekora was the reason I fell into this rabbit hole. Now she has 1 mil subs which makes me so happy.

  • @pikokonut4024
    @pikokonut4024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    3:03
    Pekora: I highly doubt anyone couldn't do this!
    Haachama: 👀

  • @mikealvas
    @mikealvas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Pe ko Pe ko Pe ko Pe ko

    • @johnngo9355
      @johnngo9355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      PE↗️KO↘️PE↗️KO↘️PE↗️KO↘️

    • @nz6662
      @nz6662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      PE↗KO↘PE↗KO↘PE↗KO↘PE↗KO↘

    • @kannatheweeb8836
      @kannatheweeb8836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Peko peko peko

  • @agungwidura4745
    @agungwidura4745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "cragy charenge"
    -Usada Pekora 2020
    Edit : The swagiest english question test i've ever seen in my life XD

  • @mrkisukes
    @mrkisukes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "I'm not cheating, I'm just copying from chat."

  • @haissem8388
    @haissem8388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ah yes, the pekora clips that made me fell deep into the rabbit hole, watching these again is a great medicine to ease the pain of losing a Legendary Victory Tuber

    • @bhull242
      @bhull242 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Rabbit hole”
      I see what you did there!

  • @arcuslux516
    @arcuslux516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The edits on this are amazing

  • @navigators7708
    @navigators7708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Takashi is literally meme material.

  • @chomosuke0720
    @chomosuke0720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gotta return to this masterpiece every once in a while. Merry Christmas!

  • @dominodamsel
    @dominodamsel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this was actually the first hololive content id ever consumed. i guess it literally was a rabbit hole from here

  • @TSFboi
    @TSFboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Takashi's reasoning is beyond your understanding