Denmark idea Germany: I want more land Germany declares war on denmark Denmark: Are you sure I have a secret weapon Germany: And what is the secret weapon? Denmark: You will see. Germany tries to push into Denmark but fails Germany: YOU USE LEGO FOR A WEAPON. ALL MY SOLDIERS DIED FROM STEPPING ON LEGO. Denmark pushes into Germany and kills it. Denmark: I want more land Denmark declares war on Poland Poland: You can't beat me Denmark: Of course I can Denmark puts LEGO on the front lines the Polish soldiers die Poland: This is why LEGO is a weapon of mass destruction. "Poland is annexed by Denmark" Denmark: Hey Europe do you like LEGO. Europe: No Denmark: Then die "Denmark declares war on Europe except the Netherlands, and all the island nations that are part of Europe" Denmark: Haha no one does stand a chance. It's time for you Netherlands. "Denmark declares war on the Netherlands" Netherlands: You will fail Denmark: And how Netherlands: My entire country is full of marches. Your lego will fall in the water. Denmark: Nooo I forgot about that "The Netherlands is winning the war" Netherlands: Time to restore the borders of Europe. "Netherlands restores borders" Denmark: :(
Few minutes later Cuba: Yes, I won. Unknown: Not so fast Cuba, you forgot me. Cuba: Who are you? Unknown: I'm minecraft, you killed The Netherlands now I'm gonna kill you. Cuba: Try it then, you're weak. Minecraft:*BRINGS OUT A BUNCH OF MOBS* Cuba: AHHHHHHHHH, help, I'm dying. Minecraft: *Turns the Netherlands into the Nether*
Malaysian in a nutshell Malaysia: my country is small Malaysia: hmmmmm my again the revolution the bigger country Malaysia: Singapore and Brunei join me Singapore and Brunei: no to you Malaysia: ok then Malaysia atacked Malaysia: Thailand join me i have the thai tea is Malay tea Thailand: no thai tea this thai tea!!! Malaysia: ok Malaysia atacked Malaysia: hm i,m atack the country Myanmar,laos, Vietnam, Cambodia Join me i,m to bigger 4 country: no to you Malaysia atacked Malaysia : hm i,m changed my name country and atack for all country Melayu empire (Malaysia): india!! India: yes Melayu empire: i,m atacked you is i have to taj mahal :) India: no u hahaha Melayu empire: ok Melayu atacked Pakistan:yes a not India Melayu empire: oh i forgot Pakistan i have you is the bigger Pakistan: ok just don't atack me Melayu empire: yes :) Melayu empire: Philippines join to me your island Philippines: no u Melayu empire: ok Melayu empire atacked Philippines: i surender Melayu empire: yes!! Melayu empire: hah i have the idea I,m atacked China,Japan and Korea 3country: haha you Smalling Melayu empire: *TRIGRED* Melayu empire: I,M ATACKED YOU NOT SORRY 3country: atack! Melayu empire atacked Korea and japan: i surender Melayu empire: yes i win i,m big Iran: apganistan i atack you Iran atacked Melayu empire: Iran join me i have oil to tanks and more Iran: no u Melayu empire atacked Melayu empire: i atack Mongolia, Srilanka and Taiwan 3country: ah s**t here we go again Melayu empire atacked Melayu empire: Turkey i have kebab is mebab Turkey: ok don't atack me Melayu empire: i,m bigger Indonesia: no u Melayu empire Yo is claim it my island and my food Melayu empire : oh i forgot Indonesia you died Indonesia Indonesia: no plzzzz Indonesia atacked Indonesia: i win? Russia: haha i help you Indonesia Indonesia: thank you Russia Russia: np Malaysia (comeback): ah s**t Indonesian: i,l reset all country
Idea: Don’t mess with Uzbekistan! Uzbekistan: I’m going to talk with the countries bordering me! Uzbekistan: First, Kazakhstan. Uzbekistan: Kazakhstan, hello! Kazakhstan: You’re double landlocked ha ha Uzbekistan: Maybe Tajikistan now? Uzbekistan: Tajikistan, hello! Tajikistan: You’re double landlocked ha ha Uzbekistan : I’m going to say hello to Afghanistan now. Uzbekistan: Hello, Afghanistan! Afghanistan: You’re double landlocked ha ha Uzbekistan: Kyrgyzstan now. Uzbekistan: Hello, Kyrgyzstan. Kyrgyzstan: You’re double landlocked ha ha Uzbekistan: UGG one more shot. Uzbekistan: Hello, Turkmenistan… Turkmenistan: You’re double landlocked ha ha Uzbekistan: I will ask Russia for nuclear bomb. Uzbekistan: Russia can I have nuclear bomb??? Russia: OK Uzbekistan:Heh… Countries bordering Uzbekistan:WTF
Timor leste idea Timor leste:my country is smal.I have idea hey australia Australia:what? Timor leste:i take your land Australia:haha your smal Indonesia:i help you timor leste Autralia: wtf why you stronk Timor leste:because indonesia help me Indonesia:hello Australia:sh*t Timor leste:i won hmm i take europe What are you doing to my county!!!! Timor leste:WAR!!! Indonesia:what are you doing timor leste Timor leste:i take you land (war) Timor leste:why you stronk? Indonesia:becaus asean help me Timor leste:i surrender Indonesia:ok
Not everyone in the Netherlands likes Ajax or Feyenoord, and big thanks for simulating Every dutchsmans wetdreams. And There was a mistake with Paris we write It like Parijs
I am surprised that the guy who made the idea in the first place, probably did not knew his history well I know that Mongolia invaded russia, but back then there was no Russia, sort of
0:25 Why would Austria attack Germany? They're brother nations and it would be more likely that they would side with Germany against invaders. (And before you bring up how Germany took over Austria in WW2, Austria pretty much submitted to Germany with little resistance as they wanted to be part of a greater German state and were then annexed.)
Idea: Kosovo In A Nutshell Kosovo: UN can I Join? UN "Big Five": 3 Yes, 2 No. SORRY NO. Kosovo attacks Teo Home Country UN: Stop! Kosovo: You cant Sanction Me I have farms and Albania. *Serbia Falls* UN: Almost takes Out Kosovo in a war Kosovo: UNO Reverse! *World Is Kosovo except Molossia* Kevin Baugh of Molossia: UNO REVERSE YOU! *countries reset* Kosovo: Awe man *Serbia annexes Kosovo and becomes Teo Mapping is the best* Teo Mapping is the best: MY NAME IS AWESOME BYE
I life in Netherland this is best video but i had idea can you meake about kurdistan i wil look voor fun plz make about kurdistan that kurdistan haf biggest empire
Dutch: *takes Indonesia*
Indonesia: WE WANT INDEPENDENCE
Dutch: *Ah sh*t here we go again*
It's was very sad to let go😢
Timor Leste:
All you had to do was to follow the damn train CJ
ZEG MAKKER
@Killschool PANNENKOEK
Cuba: **takes over netherlands**
Me: Wait that’s illegal
HAHA. Malta there isn't on the european map. WHY! I LIVE AT MALTA IN OFFENDED
HOW IS THAT ILLEGAL?
XD
Yoooo same
@@robloxsimulatorrickroll7425 the start said dont be offended and Malta Is tiny I think
"The alarm goes its time to wake up!" "School begins in 20 minutes"
Bro this is creepy,. when I readed this, my school began in 20 minutes
1:43 *Netherlands attacked europe
Me: wtf, he's attack Switzerland too. THAT IS ILLEGAL
and he win vs the switz
MORE ILLEGAL
watch this th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html&start_radio=1
@@phantomgames7728 no u
Austria why you bulling me
@@phantomgames7728 i am barby girl in the barby word
Everyone: peace
Netherlands: haha gekoloniseerd ga brrr
@sem hage obvious
GEHANDHAAFD
@frikandelbroodje Sem ik wel
frikandelbroodje Sem *Are you Dutch? My English isn’t(is not) very good ok, but it was a funny video :))) even corrigeren
HUP NEDERLAND
Netherlands: attack russia
German soldiers: war flashbacks
At first I was legitimately thinking “what kind of history books are you reading?”😅
Denmark idea
Germany: I want more land
Germany declares war on denmark
Denmark: Are you sure I have a secret weapon
Germany: And what is the secret weapon?
Denmark: You will see.
Germany tries to push into Denmark but fails
Germany: YOU USE LEGO FOR A WEAPON. ALL MY SOLDIERS DIED FROM STEPPING ON LEGO.
Denmark pushes into Germany and kills it.
Denmark: I want more land
Denmark declares war on Poland
Poland: You can't beat me
Denmark: Of course I can
Denmark puts LEGO on the front lines the Polish soldiers die
Poland: This is why LEGO is a weapon of mass destruction.
"Poland is annexed by Denmark"
Denmark: Hey Europe do you like LEGO.
Europe: No
Denmark: Then die
"Denmark declares war on Europe except the Netherlands, and all the island nations that are part of Europe"
Denmark: Haha no one does stand a chance. It's time for you Netherlands.
"Denmark declares war on the Netherlands"
Netherlands: You will fail
Denmark: And how
Netherlands: My entire country is full of marches. Your lego will fall in the water.
Denmark: Nooo I forgot about that
"The Netherlands is winning the war"
Netherlands: Time to restore the borders of Europe.
"Netherlands restores borders"
Denmark: :(
Freaking genius lego
@@gappy8948 LEGO is a weapon of mass destruction of *legs*
Your lego will fall in the water🤣🤣
The netherlands drained all the marshes
Few minutes later
Cuba: Yes, I won.
Unknown: Not so fast Cuba, you forgot me.
Cuba: Who are you?
Unknown: I'm minecraft, you killed The Netherlands now I'm gonna kill you.
Cuba: Try it then, you're weak.
Minecraft:*BRINGS OUT A BUNCH OF MOBS*
Cuba: AHHHHHHHHH, help, I'm dying.
Minecraft: *Turns the Netherlands into the Nether*
cuba in a nutchell
MSPaint Artist Netherlands ? Minecraft is from Sweden
MSPaint Artist ahh I see now nether-lands
Why minecraft not using gamemode creative?
Tjere is not funmy!
Im from the netherlands
No you are not
@@bpdbhp1632 zeker ben ik wel van Nederland
@@bpdbhp1632 Z E G M A K K E R
Ik ook
@@bpdbhp1632 Ben ik wel
That moment the netherlands realizes that nobody else in the world eats hagelslag: *B O Z I G*
You think you can speak for the whole world
@@aaron140 Uhm no?
@@stinky-oc2wc but you said nobody else in the world eats it
@@aaron140 It was a joke, not an informative comment. I didn't check every single person in the world to see if they have ever eaten hagelslag.
@@stinky-oc2wc how can it be a joke if it was not true
Netherlands: *Betrays The Countries that helped Netherlands*
Me: Wait.. *That's Illegal*
Pretty sure Germany did the same.
Im dutch but i cant do something about it sry
All they need to conquer the world are *ghasts, piglins, blazes, and white skeletons*
I like how France says english please but not knowing that 95% of the Netherlands can speak english
And the french speak it barely
In dutch we dont say: we are strong. We say: LAAT ZE MAAR KOMME! And i think shats beautifull.
poland win in a war against germany:
me:wait thats illegal
your name is Joseph Stalin
@@centralintelligenceagencyb903 yes thats me
Your joking
@@centralintelligenceagencyb903 no
What is the music name
Plz reply
Russia: what happend to Europe?
Netherlands: I happend
Austria against germany?? Wait that's illegal
Like als je Nederlands bent
Remy F. B. Ben Belgisch maar we zijn broeders toch haha
- OjWbe - moet je ff premier van België worden wordt ik premier van Nederland gaan we weer samenvoegen ok?
Remy F. B. Is goed 👍😂
- OjWbe - 😂😂
@@remyf.b.733 nee nee nee ik wil jou niet als mijn premier. Nope nope nope
Netherlands is talking earth don’t take earthhhh
Do Belgium in a Nutshell
Or Egypt in a nutshell
Yes the country i live in
@@daan1jorg456 I have a question, so I'm Dutch. Buutt, what's different between Vlaams and Nederlands?
@@_sus5642 Nederlands praten mooier..
I know the secret weapon
The Belgian fries that they stole from our land
The dutch were insanely powerful for it's size back in the day.
Realistic af.
I am from the netherlands.. so...
GEKOLNISEERD!!!
Kurwa
Netherlands: *Take over NATO*
USA:O.K.
Everyone: NO DONT DO IT!!!
Netherlands: G E K O LO O N I S E E R D
IK WIL SO VEEL COMMENTS
2:40 Netherlands invade Russia
Me: that’s illegal
Sweden: börk
USA: cola
Netherlands: A J A X AND F E Y E N O O R D
Damn Iran is pretty fucking big
Ben je zelf ook Nederlands?
Oof
I loved when Russia was like WTF ARE YOU DOING NETHERKANDSSD
Malaysian in a nutshell
Malaysia: my country is small
Malaysia: hmmmmm my again the revolution the bigger country
Malaysia: Singapore and Brunei join me
Singapore and Brunei: no to you
Malaysia: ok then
Malaysia atacked
Malaysia: Thailand join me i have the thai tea is Malay tea
Thailand: no thai tea this thai tea!!!
Malaysia: ok
Malaysia atacked
Malaysia: hm i,m atack the country
Myanmar,laos, Vietnam, Cambodia
Join me i,m to bigger
4 country: no to you
Malaysia atacked
Malaysia : hm i,m changed my name country and atack for all country
Melayu empire (Malaysia): india!!
India: yes
Melayu empire: i,m atacked you is i have to taj mahal :)
India: no u hahaha
Melayu empire: ok
Melayu atacked
Pakistan:yes a not India
Melayu empire: oh i forgot Pakistan i have you is the bigger
Pakistan: ok just don't atack me
Melayu empire: yes :)
Melayu empire: Philippines join to me your island
Philippines: no u
Melayu empire: ok
Melayu empire atacked
Philippines: i surender
Melayu empire: yes!!
Melayu empire: hah i have the idea
I,m atacked China,Japan and Korea
3country: haha you Smalling
Melayu empire: *TRIGRED*
Melayu empire: I,M ATACKED YOU NOT SORRY
3country: atack!
Melayu empire atacked
Korea and japan: i surender
Melayu empire: yes i win i,m big
Iran: apganistan i atack you
Iran atacked
Melayu empire: Iran join me i have oil to tanks and more
Iran: no u
Melayu empire atacked
Melayu empire: i atack Mongolia, Srilanka and Taiwan
3country: ah s**t here we go again
Melayu empire atacked
Melayu empire: Turkey i have kebab is mebab
Turkey: ok don't atack me
Melayu empire: i,m bigger
Indonesia: no u Melayu empire Yo is claim it my island and my food
Melayu empire : oh i forgot Indonesia you died Indonesia
Indonesia: no plzzzz
Indonesia atacked
Indonesia: i win?
Russia: haha i help you Indonesia
Indonesia: thank you Russia
Russia: np
Malaysia (comeback): ah s**t
Indonesian: i,l reset all country
Why??
I like the nutshell but its really confusing
yeah Malsysia in a nutshell
Yes!!!!!!!!
Grammars pls nazi
You missed the opportunity to make the Netherlands create more land
I’m a proud hollander
3:02 nooo Turkey is so strong why?????
Serhat Tyds toen nog niet
Ben je echt dom genoeg om Turkije en Nederland te vergelijken. We zijn in alles superieur aan jou, man
1:49
Greenland: ehm WTF?
Turkey: HEEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEH
Un: Well here we go again war and conquest
Idea:
Don’t mess with Uzbekistan!
Uzbekistan: I’m going to talk with the countries bordering me!
Uzbekistan: First, Kazakhstan.
Uzbekistan: Kazakhstan, hello!
Kazakhstan: You’re double landlocked ha ha
Uzbekistan: Maybe Tajikistan now?
Uzbekistan: Tajikistan, hello!
Tajikistan: You’re double landlocked ha ha
Uzbekistan : I’m going to say hello to Afghanistan now.
Uzbekistan: Hello, Afghanistan!
Afghanistan: You’re double landlocked ha ha
Uzbekistan: Kyrgyzstan now.
Uzbekistan: Hello, Kyrgyzstan.
Kyrgyzstan: You’re double landlocked ha ha
Uzbekistan: UGG one more shot.
Uzbekistan: Hello, Turkmenistan…
Turkmenistan: You’re double landlocked ha ha
Uzbekistan: I will ask Russia for nuclear bomb.
Uzbekistan: Russia can I have nuclear bomb???
Russia: OK
Uzbekistan:Heh…
Countries bordering Uzbekistan:WTF
Montenegro in nutshell please
Do Benelux in a nutshell!
2:43 HEY THATS MY TEXT
Netherlands: *takes over asia*
Indonesia: Ah shit here we go again
Germany:*Used Drugs In War*
Netherlands:*Does The Same*
Netherlands VS Cuba
Dit is een Nederlander
Thx for making this video (im living in the netherlands)
@ik speel roblox wat is je naam in roblox
Ik robinjenny
Ik heet ROBIN
-in het echt
Gasp! Russki lost!
*Sad meme song plays
Heh
As an dutch person i can say that this is true
Oh yes, definitely
As a Belgian I dissapprove
Netherlands: Invades Switzerland
Me: Wait a minute, that's illegal
G.... G.. G E... G E K.... Nee ik doe het niet
Wanneer is dit gebeurt?
Haha wtf dit is het beste wat ik ooit heb gezien 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Waarom doe je het eigenlijk Nederlands de meesten mensen zijn dat niet WAC- bozig
Netherlands smoked to much weed
Yeee boi the Netherlands btw can you probably do Mexico next ? 😁
Edit: sorry I didn’t know you did Mexico but I love it 😁
Netherlands: haha im stronk
Cuba:im more stronker
Did no one gonna notice Netherlands taked kaliningrad and Switzerland when he taked europe
Do Montenegro in Nutshell
Unrealistic coming from the country that protected themselves at WWII by a bike
Just a question but how is cuba stronger than the whole of europe and asia?
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
Timor leste idea
Timor leste:my country is smal.I have idea hey australia
Australia:what?
Timor leste:i take your land
Australia:haha your smal
Indonesia:i help you timor leste
Autralia: wtf why you stronk
Timor leste:because indonesia help me
Indonesia:hello
Australia:sh*t
Timor leste:i won hmm i take europe
What are you doing to my county!!!!
Timor leste:WAR!!!
Indonesia:what are you doing timor leste
Timor leste:i take you land
(war)
Timor leste:why you stronk?
Indonesia:becaus asean help me
Timor leste:i surrender
Indonesia:ok
Never sleep in the nether
I hate that damn pun 😂
Whhhhaaaaaaattttt??? Switzerland didn’t stay neutral!?
BREAKING NEW : SHOCKING INCREDIBLE NEWS, SWITZERLAND DIDN'T STAY NEUTRAL OMG!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂
France: speak english please.
*proceeds to use the wrong form of then
Do Albania in a nutshell
Not everyone in the Netherlands likes Ajax or Feyenoord, and big thanks for simulating Every dutchsmans wetdreams. And There was a mistake with Paris we write It like Parijs
your from Cuba arent you?
I am surprised that the guy who made the idea in the first place, probably did not knew his history well
I know that Mongolia invaded russia, but back then there was no Russia, sort of
I didnt know that you are from serbia too btw i love ur videos.
It's Parijs, not parjis btw
Alot of country's: war for land
Meanwhile in the netherlands:
D R A I N
Ohhh yessss thank you!
Martin De Haan Nederland hier is het eindelijk
Weet ik
Lol
Lolo
0:25 Why would Austria attack Germany? They're brother nations and it would be more likely that they would side with Germany against invaders. (And before you bring up how Germany took over Austria in WW2, Austria pretty much submitted to Germany with little resistance as they wanted to be part of a greater German state and were then annexed.)
How could Cuba move troops so fast?
Switzerland in a nutshell
David Jovanov can not do that because Switzerland will never be attack or declare war
Nah jk
Thx I'm from netherlands
Cuba better
@@rosli5484 🇳🇱Netherlands is better🇳🇱
Greely Deutschland and niederlanden better
@@thehollandian 🇦🇹östereich is cool too🇦🇹
Greely yes
Hey teo mapper, i know you by has a gylala fan like me i already suscribe you!
Leuk gemaakt
I'm from the Netherlands.🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱😃🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱
Idea: Kosovo In A Nutshell
Kosovo: UN can I Join?
UN "Big Five": 3 Yes, 2 No. SORRY NO.
Kosovo attacks Teo Home Country
UN: Stop!
Kosovo: You cant Sanction Me I have farms and Albania.
*Serbia Falls*
UN: Almost takes Out Kosovo in a war
Kosovo: UNO Reverse!
*World Is Kosovo except Molossia*
Kevin Baugh of Molossia: UNO REVERSE YOU!
*countries reset*
Kosovo: Awe man
*Serbia annexes Kosovo and becomes Teo Mapping is the best*
Teo Mapping is the best: MY NAME IS AWESOME BYE
Water: *Let me introduce myself.*
How is Greenland in Europe????????
this is amazing, this is good.
Cuba destroys Netherland* Cuba:haha I told you Netherland
The French saying: ‘speak English please’?! Laat me niet lachen
Green land is in north America. But i forgive you because im dutch
GEKOLONISEERD
Turkey is Eurasia country and Turkey have lands in the Europe xd
I love your channel from TR
I was expecting "it's winter"
deze video is 100% realistisch
bro this is the best represantation i've ever seen only my history teacher is a bit mad at me for swearing in a tests but i have a 10 now
Im dutch and i can tell you this never gonna happen🤣
Yeah but I kinda wish it would tbh
History can be repeated
Jordan in a nutshell please
When is this going to happen
Rip Netherlands
Lived for 4 minutes
Long live Cuba
Cuba:LOL
Netherlands: het is niet van mij ik heb het gekoloniseerd😂
I life in Netherland this is best video but i had idea can you meake about kurdistan i wil look voor fun plz make about kurdistan that kurdistan haf biggest empire
Fun fact im dutch
3:44 Nederland hup Nederland oops