Guys, I am so sorry that Hamzah wasn’t able to be on the podcast today. He’s all I asked for for Christmas so he’s actually wrapped in a little box waiting to be delivered to my house tonight ❤ I’ll let him out after new years tho so dw slushies
@@seamsungg The little Christmas box was forged from literal diamond and magic... That must be the hat man with you because no man can escape Santa's grasp
@@zie8238 If you really loved Hamzah like I do then you wouldn't trap him inside indestructable power..we are supposed to cherish our men who slave away at work while we stay at home, i bet you wouldn't even make Hamzah a sandwich after a long day of work
i play ooc in the background when i’m doing work and so i kept zoning out and forgetting that they’re role playing as santa and an elf so i kept being like wtf are they talking about 😭
Im not sure if you will see this but I am sick right now and also have been feeling depressed but your videos have brought me so much laughter and joy ❤️ thank you 🥰
glad to know my rose toy was tested with love🥰
BAHAHAH
Guys, I am so sorry that Hamzah wasn’t able to be on the podcast today. He’s all I asked for for Christmas so he’s actually wrapped in a little box waiting to be delivered to my house tonight ❤ I’ll let him out after new years tho so dw slushies
why are you lying? lol hamzah is sitting right beside me... Free from the shackles of a little christmas box because he's an independant woman
@@seamsungg The little Christmas box was forged from literal diamond and magic... That must be the hat man with you because no man can escape Santa's grasp
@@zie8238 If you really loved Hamzah like I do then you wouldn't trap him inside indestructable power..we are supposed to cherish our men who slave away at work while we stay at home, i bet you wouldn't even make Hamzah a sandwich after a long day of work
@@seamsungg I said Santa did it, not me. Hamzah would be my stay at home husband anyway, so I wouldn’t be the one cooking duh 🙄 But it’s not serious
@@zie8238 girl we all joking
Those ears look so normal on Martin
it's so incredible how they're able to engage me in complete deception for 1 hour
the art teacher thong was so real. when i was 6 i pretended i saw a headlice come out of my hair so my teacher would touch my head
the typo is killing me pls don’t fix it
omg this is so funny i cant 😭
santa is not beating the sweatshop allegations 😭…
jokes aside i admire how hamzah is raising awareness on what’s going in the world
fr hes at least educated on whats happening with the world
martin is so elf coded
the black screen clips…i know what u r hitting that freaking elf bar!!!
Holy Crap! i just realized it was Hamzah i really thought it was Santa, Goodness Gracious 🤦♂️😢😂
it’s both, hamzah’s alter is santa claus and he only comes out in december
love the costumes!!! id eat your guys' cookies no question 😃
AYOOOOOO😂😂😂😂😂
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On a flight to Jamaica and I’m happy I can listen to two bomboclat bombastic gyat podcasters :) Merry Christmas 🎁🎄
Two bombaclat batimen. More like.
Wow! Send a postcard from Jamaica
this intro music literally makes me ascend to heaven
samee
My two favorite twinks!
eric the elf is absolutely elfing. hair is perfect and then there’s santa
Martin actually looks so cute with those elf ears
PLEASE 8:20 IM CRYIN
i play ooc in the background when i’m doing work and so i kept zoning out and forgetting that they’re role playing as santa and an elf so i kept being like wtf are they talking about 😭
I rlly just watched a hour long episode of two mfs role playing
no ong they were just role playing the whole time i thought it was gonna end LMAOOO
The rose toy comment from Eric joymaxxed out Santa. Now that’s how you get on your boss’ good side
i slushing love the outfits! really feeling the holiday joy this season. A big fat slimey slushy thank you to erica and saint nick!
can’t wait for Santa to come down my chimney 😆🎅🤘
you mean slush down your chimney 😊😊
have yourselves a merry little slushmas!
Martin is Elfing Out!!!! ❤
aw i wanted hamzah to talk more about his mommy issues
this came at the perfect time, merry christmas martin and hamzah 🎄
Your silence speaks volume
Smash!…next question
this was a really good meta-critical comedy piece on society!
merry christmas hamzah and martin and mandy i cant wait to support next year, this year was da best❤❤❤❤❤
martin the elf looks like a neglected pou whenever santa is talking about his yacht
got my rose toy for christmas, thank you santy claus!!!!!
so excited because i got SLUSHY NOOBZ MERCH for christmas this year! a VERY slushy christmas! 😋🎄
Omg me too!! Im so slushy for us!😩
15:30 wow … I didn’t expect such an intellectual and metaphorical depiction of the illusion of meritocracy in our capitalist society of today ..❤️ wow
no one makes me laugh like you guys
Im not sure if you will see this but I am sick right now and also have been feeling depressed but your videos have brought me so much laughter and joy ❤️ thank you 🥰
Hope you get better soon :) and hope you feel better mentally
hoping u feel better soon
@@Official_ICE_22 im doing much better now thank you 🩷
I love your guys Christmas role play 🥰🎄
i’m glad you came out as elf. happy for you!
merry christmas martin and hamzah. i watched every ad all the way through
20:44 HAMZAH TALKING ABOUT LARRY😭😭😭😭😭
told my family hold the christmas morning for 59 minutes ooc uploaded a pod
Why does Martin look n sound so faded w those fkn vipers 😭
i’m so sad santa and the elf have to go back to the north pole soon.
merry twinkmas martini!!
8:34 a true out of character out of character moment ❤ (yalll know what i mean)
Video on christmas eve? Now this, is awesome. 😂
You guys always know how to fill me up with your content ❤
what a pleasant episode this slushmas eve!!
the santa outfit is bringing back memories of 4freakshow 💔💔
fish sleeping the whole podcast is so cute
I’m so excited for you guys opening presents!!!!! I sent a package 😌
Martin looks like Zoey Deschanel in elf
“How much I get paid is not important what’s important is…the happiness from the children around the world” 😂😂😂
6:04 LMAOO " a little bit of black as well" 😂
Santa thank you for talking about Larry!
bruh hamzah and that damn rose toy
tw: pilgrim harry mentioned
Such a tall elf
The slushy merch was my early christmas gift
he said it made him fertile 😐❓✋🦻
Immediately heard the Invisalign after you said “first serious relationships” 44:07
30:50 Mrs. Clause is a “cool wife”
I love Christmas themed podcast episodes sm, you guys have to do a new year one too!!!
Me watching this like wow my 2 best friends just posted
Why is Larry stylinsom being brought up by hamzah
Santa I can give you an heir to your throne
Please, let me be Mrs. Claus!!
Hamzah Clause 😍😌 ONLY IN DETROIT.
Martin's costume is so good
Thanks for returning my porch!!!
Not sure if it’s just me , woke up in the middle of the night and saw a little twink elf in my kitchen? Lmk if anyone else had a similar experience
Their intro is so fucking goooooood
MERRY SLUSHMAS!!
legend has it that if u guys dont hit that like button, coal for xmas tomorrow……
Merry Christmas Hamzah and Martin! 🥳❤️
Merry Slushmas love u guys ❤
i thought this was a live video because of what you guys put in your story. i miss the dancing babies in the intro. Hi Eric the elf and Hamzah
she slushin on my wushy n it feels noobtastic !
Does Santa prefer sativa or indica infused cookies?
the comment section of the podacst and slushynoobs fill me with joy and laughter that's what I'm grateful for this year !
hamzah taking the beard and wig off before it even hits 5 minutes 😭
Listening to this in my parked car on like full blast and a white woman walked by and gave me the most concerning look😭
I’m ngl listening to y’all when I’m drunk is weird asf
I would be able to fix martins sickness and thats my delusional thought
35:48 Not too much on Gertrude :( she’s so sweet
them talking about larry 😭
martin looks like a little emo elf ❤❤
merry christmas 🙏‼️‼️‼️‼️
icl i started believing them halfway through
55:00 killed me
CARL ‼️
Merry Christmas Slushies😛
I’m shlushy for the narrative they’re pushing here. Merry Sluhsmas!
Santa can I please be mrs clause
i usually hate those glasses but martin u don’t look bad with them that’s so weird
8:29 LMAOOOO 😭😭
I cannot believe y’all are talking about Larry stylinson in 2023
Detroit shoutout😵
when will the hat man be joining the podcast?
Santa Claus how did you post this while going around the world😊