AND UT WILL CUM LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN PORNOGRAPHY AND IT WILL NOT LETUP UNTILL THE END IS NEER AND IT WILL CUM TROUGH THE DARKEST DAY IN MY FINAL HOUR AND IT WILL NEVER REST UNTILL THE CLOUDS ARE CLEAR
@@thelinkedsword7131 Kinda, I Know They Are EXTREMELY PREDICTABLE, But There's Just Something In Them That So Many People Like, If You Don't Like Them Is Ok Is Your Opinion So Pls Respect Others Opinion.
0:09 The transition is very smooth. 0:17 This guy: "I was not designed to fear termination." 0:36 Legendary crossover we didn't know we needed 1:58 Sundowner jumpscare 2:04 *Insert a white with black text caption on the top saying "Jetstream Sam"* 2:27 That was a really smooth transition. 3:48 The only thing I know for real THERE WILL BE BLOOD-SHED 3:58 Monsoon saved us from bad memes. 4:10 Clean image transition. 4:30 Very smooth transition yet again. 6:50 "I am my own master." 7:17 no furry
5:32 the reason for this is that raiden and sam weren't actually enemies, they felt they had to fight, while mutually respecting eachother, shown by sam by giving raiden his sword
3:51 Memories broken The truth goes unspoken I’ve even forgotten my name I don’t know the season Or what is the reason I'm standing here holding my blade A desolate place (place) Without any trace (trace) It’s only the cold wind I feel It’s me that I spite As I stand up and fight The only thing I know for real There will be blood-shed The man in the mirror nods his head The only one left Will ride upon the dragon’s back Because the mountains don’t give back what they take Oh, no, there will be blood-shed It’s the only thing I’ve ever known Losing my identity Wondering have I gone insane? To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range Looking downward from this deadly height And never realizing why I fight
2:36 Armstrong gets to the point 3:41 honestly this would be an intense fight seeing how Renamon can digivolve to become stronger if she needs to 3:56 HAVE A SMOKE
0:31 You have summoned a scout coming from the Genshin fandom. Our leader has sent me to deliver this message; “You have every right to hate us, especially the very cursed parts of the fandom. The scout is not one of them, thankfully, since he doesn’t play Genshin often. But please, Kazuha did nothing. He was trying to avenge his fallen friend. Samuel Jetstream, please do not intervene with this man’s personal affairs. Brought to you by Chlor, perhaps, from Hoyolab.” “P.S, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance is invading my fyp, but i’ll gladly take it over… this one video from Ch Songharang called… “C’ex.” Thank goodness that a Jetstream Sam video was next to it. Thanks, Sam.”
You see batman, the joke is that the first few seconds are either cringe, or borderline porn, but then the Metal Gear Rising Boss shows up with his theme song and beats the shit out of Raiden 5:43 Is a good exception tho
my favorite parts 1:40 i aint no simp of this part is just the end part lol 1:57 and gigachad jetstream sam 2:04 2:24 my most favorite one is hold on drum roll 5:00 and 6:04 LAST OF THEM ALL IS MY MOST FAVORITE ONE ISSSS 8:00 DING DING DING I WANNA FIND MORE OF THESE
i would like to talk to you for a second about this comment or rather i have some questions question 1: do you still believe that these homophobic views are correct question 2: if you do still believe that why do you hate them, they are just people who like the same gender they are why do you have to just hate them they didn't do anything to you unless them just god damn existing was enough question 3: how many hobbies do you have (anything that directly involves sitting behind a screen like sack of potatoes does not count) i know your small ego is just not going to respond and i guess if thats what your sad little life has come to then 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮
I had a pair of dumbbells in my room and I stumbled across this video So I just started working out to muscle failure This is the best motivational video of ever seen 10 minutes and I'm already Exhausted
4:12 ayyy it's me and jackalackin's animation 😁 It's kinda cool finally getting noticed on YT😊
It's funny asf 😂
The creator himself
IM FRCKING INVINCIBLE!
Cringe also 3:19
@@tuomasgaming4210 how?
1:47
- Do whatever you want, but...
- Dont fuck with this Senator!
For the people asking for sauces
1:09Metal gear rising Revengeance
2:34Metal gear rising Revengeance
3:10Metal gear rising Revengeance
4:27Metal gear rising Revengeance
6:38Metal gear rising Revengeance
Indeed it is
At this point, if you don’t know 4:27 it’s on you. The war criminal is known by everyone
Thank you for this
Thank you for your guide
No one asked
2:27 That was a CLEAN transition oh wow
agree
c LEAN transition
Are you a furry
@@raidenjeriahdedel1198 yea he is
@@Akniozo200 a furry oh sh#t, that is sussy
1:08 you know it's an iconic cutscene when you recognize it even in 60p
-60*
15p*
5p*
p*
pp*
That cut in 2:26 was just too incredible for this society.
wowwie
I didn't even realize 💀💀
Same with a supercut of armstrong beating the absolute shit of raiden afterwards with CC in the back.
Ikr I was stunned its a really good edit
Raiden vs raiden
2:27 this is the Best fucking transition i have ever seen
4:05 got me laughing at the top of my lungs
same bro
Same xD
sam jumpscared the anime woman away with his awe inspiring grin
Wtf is wrong with the scene right after
1:34
I couldn’t feel my balls.
0:36 it has occurred to me how fucking scary it would be to actually be in a face to face sword fight with any of the MGR:R characters
Yeah, we'd be cooked
scary? no you don't have time to be scared, because unlike them we aren't FUCKIN INVINCIBLE and we'll be too busy dying
1:01 is just amazing it has so much beauty in it.
Me playing on my phone be like
Yes its my favorite music, its a masterpiece.
Ikr
Even when it’s 8k it seems like 32k
@@somedudewatchingyoutube9163 do it with 144p and 0.25 speed
@@MeefMan0 that do be looking like it was filmed on an uncooked fry
6:37 missed opprotunity for it to be "ohh i'm fuckin' INVINCIBLE"
Should be oh, I’m fucking INVINCIBLE
0:11 "AND IT WILL COME! LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN! PORNAGRAPHY!"
Oh no
@@epicmangaming3331 THERE WILL BE BLOOD, SHED.
@@Certified_Dante IS THE ONLY THING I EVER KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
* cool instrumental start *
@@samoiedaXD LOSING MY IDENTITY
AND UT WILL CUM
LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN
PORNOGRAPHY
AND IT WILL NOT LETUP UNTILL THE END IS NEER
AND IT WILL CUM
TROUGH THE DARKEST DAY
IN MY FINAL HOUR
AND IT WILL NEVER REST UNTILL THE CLOUDS ARE CLEAR
5:42 it got me laughing so much
Where does it come from
@@THECrimsonFuckerAlucardHimself finally found it, it's called 'The Young Taoism Fighter (1986)'
@@wildmusical thank you
You’ve done us well soldier
Yeah its so good lmao
I will never be bored with these memes. It's beautiful how they are stopping us from hornines
so you will never get bored from these crappy predictable "memes"?
@@thelinkedsword7131 Kinda, I Know They Are EXTREMELY PREDICTABLE, But There's Just Something In Them That So Many People Like, If You Don't Like Them Is Ok Is Your Opinion So Pls Respect Others Opinion.
@@thelinkedsword7131 Yes
@@Black_death1654 i wont when these pieces of trash considered "memes" pop up in my recommeded page even if i click that im "not interested"
@@thelinkedsword7131 No
2:37 when Armstrong knows what happens next and don’t want it to happen:
Hehe lol
2:45 sounds like he’s saying fuck your bullshit.
Where is the original version?
He really didn't have time for this
He just wants to get to making his omelette.
4:22 - this really got me
4:38 that mix goes hard!
1:53 This actually made me laugh so hard 💀💀
Fr
Why thank you
1:53 source: Chantal Slipper
@@LegalizeTH-camCriticsits just shows slippers
@@spamtong.spamton2845 exactly
2:36 MGR, but Armstrong really don't have a time for this:
Armstrong when he has anger issues:
Bro became Omni Man 💀
bro show no mercy💀
0:09 The transition is very smooth.
0:17 This guy: "I was not designed to fear termination."
0:36 Legendary crossover we didn't know we needed
1:58 Sundowner jumpscare
2:04 *Insert a white with black text caption on the top saying "Jetstream Sam"*
2:27 That was a really smooth transition.
3:48 The only thing I know for real THERE WILL BE BLOOD-SHED
3:58 Monsoon saved us from bad memes.
4:10 Clean image transition.
4:30 Very smooth transition yet again.
6:50 "I am my own master."
7:17 no furry
I am very thankful for these epic titles 🗿
2:24 what a godly transition
5:32 the reason for this is that raiden and sam weren't actually enemies, they felt they had to fight, while mutually respecting eachother, shown by sam by giving raiden his sword
Sam didn’t directly give it to him. But I see what you mean. He intended his sword to go to Raiden after his death.
The jump was a really good transition
3:48 this is even more clean 2:27
4:29 5:23 8:00
5:53 Absolute worst possible scene to use "Making the *mother* of all *omelettes* here, Jack! Can't fret over every *egg."* on.
2:15 is perhaps one of the greatest things I have ever seen
0:09 ok but thats prob what he felt when she tackled her lol
0:17 respect the bacon for taking risks just to stay out of the grind
what grind the bacon was being overly homophobic trans-phobic and just not a good person
3:51
Memories broken
The truth goes unspoken
I’ve even forgotten my name
I don’t know the season
Or what is the reason
I'm standing here holding my blade
A desolate place (place)
Without any trace (trace)
It’s only the cold wind I feel
It’s me that I spite
As I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real
There will be blood-shed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one left
Will ride upon the dragon’s back
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh, no, there will be blood-shed
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known
Losing my identity
Wondering have I gone insane?
To find the truth in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I fight
That's my theme song.
@@StephPurry i love you samuel
@@Thetormentedone2432 I love you too,my dear.
@@StephPurry real?
@@StephPurry It is my theme song as well,
“Ferb! I know what we’re gonna do today!”
*Meanwhile perry* 0:21
God damn that was good
5:20
Hell taker
Mistral:Go to hell!
2:36 Armstrong gets to the point
3:41 honestly this would be an intense fight seeing how Renamon can digivolve to become stronger if she needs to
3:56 HAVE A SMOKE
Jetstream Sam would still win because brazil
DOES IT HURT?
4:31 Ok. Lets dance! *proceeds to fight a giant carrot duel*
NSFW sauce:
1:40 St Brunhilde Girls Knight Academy ep1
1:52 artist: SlipperyT
3:07 Dogeza: I Tried Asking While Kowtowing ep11
3:42 artist: gustavgiles
4:12 artist: Jackalackin
4:47 artist: SkuddButt
5:17 artist: Liquorice_NSFW
5:53 nisemonogatari ep10
7:08 artist: Eipril
Ok
*B O N K*
Why did you do it in goddamm September
I don't want to know, not until October
Also you forgot 4:47
But everybody knows that one
@@FlamaAce Yeah, ty for mention it
No horny. Only reveangence
1:53 I love this transition
Знаешь кк фулл называется?
@@ИванТимофеев-е9ю metal Gear rising
@@giggity3414 *Сэм аплодирует, но с сарказмом*
Be careful of the 1:53
I choked with my sandwich holy shit
4:28
"WHAT THE FUСК, SAM?! I THOUGHT WE BOTH WERE TO FIGHT HORNY AND NOT DISGUISE AS THEM TO KILL EACH OTHER, YOU МОRОN!"
1:58 when you got that sundowner you are invincible
These cutaways keep getting better and better, Jesus Christ.
Standing here
I realize
You are just like me
Trying to make history
2:27 MAN THIS IS SO CLEAN WTF LOL
0:31
You have summoned a scout coming from the Genshin fandom. Our leader has sent me to deliver this message;
“You have every right to hate us, especially the very cursed parts of the fandom. The scout is not one of them, thankfully, since he doesn’t play Genshin often. But please, Kazuha did nothing. He was trying to avenge his fallen friend. Samuel Jetstream, please do not intervene with this man’s personal affairs. Brought to you by Chlor, perhaps, from Hoyolab.”
“P.S, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance is invading my fyp, but i’ll gladly take it over… this one video from Ch Songharang called… “C’ex.” Thank goodness that a Jetstream Sam video was next to it. Thanks, Sam.”
1:02 I need an entire play through of mgrr with this quality
2:04
Damn that actually sounds cool as fuck
I watched 1:02 with headphones and full volume, I don’t regret it
I'm dying because I've never seen a meme soooooo low quality until now
Now watch it with 144p
@@MeefMan0 and put your playback speed to the lowest
this made me came
The algorithm will bless you for this as it has for me
6:25 EDP
1:02 FaceTime with McDonald’s wifi
This NEVER gets old
fr fr
Real
[before you shit on me this is just for the funny] monsoon irl 5:42
magnetic force jack
Sauce btw? Goofy ahh scene
@@lagunamakesthingsnatures force
6:54 bro is a ronin what the fack💀💀💀
Bro controls his own destiny
4:12 Hey I made that edit. That got from dc to yt really quickly geez😂
8:27
Y A K U Z A S T A T U S
Okay now we need a football minigame
KIRYU CHAN
What’s the song name for that one been searching for it for a while now
@@CKeys333it's called judgment
@@Revolver_ocelot61 I found it a month ago but thanks anyway
6:10 I was gonna say that people are only gonna purchase the Battle pass just for Darth vader and the sword
I didnt like the sabina skin until i saw the sword
Honestly bought the battle pass just because of the red wings (it looked like v2s weapon holders from ultrakill)
I did cuz im a star wars fan
Little did they know, the more revengeance status', the more sauce that i find 😈
Devious
IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
then share it. don't be selfish.
So, they have the opposite effect
@@mynaemsophie no. You have come here to remove the horni. Not find it.
TH-cam reccomendations anyone else?
Yes
Yep, and for years to come
Ofc
Yep
Videos like this are never being searched for.
7:22 finaly maverick agent status
1:02 guys i recorded the school fight
The revengeance status and devil may cry status are the best anti-horni medicine you can find on the market
8:02 you were not needed for that
yes he was
because you should motivate yourself
now
1:00 my poor potato computer after 8 hours of mgr on highest quality settings.
You see batman, the joke is that the first few seconds are either cringe, or borderline porn, but then the Metal Gear Rising Boss shows up with his theme song and beats the shit out of Raiden
5:43 Is a good exception tho
2:29 Sigma Male saves beta from his copy cat counterpart
7:08 love how this implies that it takes place under the bed
"Hey why you got men in black fighting a metal gear toy under your bed?"
Is it bad that I've seen the og video?
@@wartimestudios2898 no its not
@@wartimestudios2898 sauce?
Got to e621 to find the source
0:16 the mind of the bacon : NO MORE GAY NO MORE LESBIAN NO MORE!
my favorite parts 1:40 i aint no simp of this part is just the end part lol 1:57 and gigachad jetstream sam 2:04
2:24 my most favorite one is hold on drum roll 5:00 and 6:04 LAST OF THEM ALL IS MY MOST FAVORITE ONE ISSSS 8:00 DING DING DING I WANNA FIND MORE OF THESE
The 0:16 part is absolutely unfunny and fatherless
@@armthecyborg4021 twitter
@@armthecyborg4021 i think u mean people drawing the flags
@@armthecyborg4021 twitter
2:26 that was damn clean
0:18 how to lose all your friends
‼️SHE HAS RELEASED THE ARMSTRONG‼️
1:47
*portable Armstrong*
@@Quenical that gave me a laugh 😂
@@pearified371 thanks lol
@@Quenicalpatent pending
gave birth
4:23 godamn that one was fluid
These characters from the game literally give me motivation and inspiration to work out.
Same and the music slaps
1:41 I'm requesting milk airdrop! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT?!
4:00 Monsoon stabbing Raiden sped up will never not be funny.
0:19 bro is a literally legend
Bacon 💪
i would like to talk to you for a second about this comment or rather i have some questions
question 1: do you still believe that these homophobic views are correct
question 2: if you do still believe that why do you hate them, they are just people who like the same gender they are why do you have to just hate them they didn't do anything to you unless them just god damn existing was enough
question 3: how many hobbies do you have (anything that directly involves sitting behind a screen like sack of potatoes does not count)
i know your small ego is just not going to respond and i guess if thats what your sad little life has come to then 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮
3:19 so we really are starting to accept Max0r as canon huh
yes.
2:40, Armstrong's punch sbarrage
2:27 Unfortunately for genshit raiden she was unlucky to face the BETTER raiden.
I thought it was more like genshit Raiden let superior Raiden handle things
Honestly, Raiden is the only character who can make a name such as Jack sound badass
5:03 now im a little motivated
Respect for vergil
3:40 Bonk
B O N K
1:10 : imagine you play mgrr on the frist computer at 1980
5:23 she got her hands on you
2:38 when Armstrong actually have no time
3:55 don’t know why, but I knew there would’ve been Monsoon there
2:27 that transition was 🔥🔥🔥
7:00 rules of nature
I'm my own master now!
And they run when the sun comes up
With their lives on the line
For a while
Gotta follow the laws of the wild
With their lives on the line
Out here only the strong survive
of 8:51 minutes i expressed no emotions
that's probably an achievement
it was unexpected
What name of this song?
Judgement-Yakuza zero
I had a pair of dumbbells in my room and I stumbled across this video So I just started working out to muscle failure This is the best motivational video of ever seen 10 minutes and I'm already Exhausted
5:45 im going mentally insane lol xd i *hate* taking my schizophrenia pills
2:39 He truly didn’t have time for this
2:28 ok that was pretty smooth
The first clip be like
*pov:england*
2:36 that whole clip is exactly how it feels to fight Armstrong even tho you think it looks cool, it's so accurate 😂
This is what truly lifts your mood and motivation.
This meme gave the coomers some rest for a few months, now it's becoming eternal.
3:01 Raiden getting beating up by senator
2:26 good job raiden you save the travelers from a definite death from the shogun herself
OR HE HATE THE OTHER RAIDEN (raiden mgr god raiden gi zzz)
Raiden saved them from Raiden but Shogun
Hmmm yes floor is floor but carpeted
Every time when something falls on them: 3:40
Just imagine having a p**n blocker like vergil appears to block it. I wish it will be created one day
That is a great idea.
7:09 HOLD ON A MINUTE IS THAT UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES BY EIPRILFLOSS?!?!? 🤣🤓🧡🤓
0:49 ON NOO IT’S “Z”?!!!!!?! YOU ARE THE AGGRESSOR!!!!!!!!
Im joking
Одобряю Z
disapprovare z
It's just Zorro doing his job
These transitions are smooth af
TWIN
2:30 the lean dimension
0:18
As a gay man, wow he is so cool
the homophobia about that clip in this comment section is crazy