President Biden Travels to Nantucket for Thanksgiving
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ก.ย. 2024
- Seth Meyers does his monologue for Wednesday, November 22, before delivering a completely incoherent rant about why 50 is the new 20.
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"I was at an important charity dinner this morning."
It feels like the Jackals are rubbing off on Seth. He's self-correcting.
Glad to see a new At This Point in the Broadcast. We don't see this segment that often.
us jackals are always rubbing off.
@@lancefromohioAYO ✋
Why were there no limericks , surely writers are not done with "Nantucket" yet ,are they ?
That was good. I don’t know why I felt compelled to read every word when it was narrated.
The jackals are coming from inside the broadcast XD
Kudos to Ben, who does the V/O for these and I'm pretty sure writes them as well, for writing himself into this
Put some respect on his name: Ben Warheit. GOAT Nepo Baby.
Ben we can tell that's you
Poetic license.
Wait... did Seth just 'self jackal'? He's.. he's one of us after all!
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
You really think this millionaire has a semblance of what its like?
The part when the witch trying to tell him the deal is off as he was talking on the phone telling his son that somebody else will pick him up! Kills me! Hahaha
At this point, I'm expecting Animal Flubs to creep in. It's kind of like when your dealer shows up at the family barbecue.
When people say that they loved Conan O'Brien show because it was ridiculous and right up their alley That's how I feel about Seth. Sometimes you need a really weird comedian to break the mold for a generation
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Great except for the part about the doofus Conan O'Brien
I’d like an orange slice on that comment
I hope you were well paid for that comment 😜
Yea spot on. Northeast raised and Ivy League educated comedians hit different.
Seth's completely incoherent rant is something to be thankful for. Happy Thanksgiving!
Absolutely hilarious! I love how much Seth showcases his staff! This must be such a great place for creative people to work!
Also, who knew writers were so fit? Three cheers for Ben! LOL!
🍸 to Ben, and 🍻 to that awesome skit!
I loooove how Seth easily concentrates on multiple things and while he's doing the news and assessing audience reaction, he also does the graphic QC and feedback live.
It's a gift, hey.
Although him laughing at the jokes that bombed are kind of his schtick. The show whole formula even. Maybe even the premise of the entire show. The monologue was refreshingly short, but that whole bit after had a couple laughable moments, when on way to long even for a joke that was supposed to go on way too long.
Correction: Mozart never owned a castle because he was too poor 😅 It *was* owned however by Count Walsegg who commissioned the famous “Requiem” from Mozart for his deceased wife 🎶
Graphics is gonna be all like "Ohhhh, you said to NOT show the face of the cute trash panda? We must've misplaced the memo" while they all smile like the Green Goblin being told he's been kicked out of the CEO board meeting.
Love when you can see his eyes shift over to the graphic and his genuine reaction when he realizes what's on screen with him 😂
"free range Y-chromosomes" is amazing, i love it
the poses were dope
rip baze!
you're doing so good Ben sweetie :)
I'm fascinated about what the rehearsal process of these is like (but i also really miss doing theatre)
so so good, thank you!
Man, I bet George Santos regrets creating the whole late night talk show concept now.
Omg I love At This Point in the Broadcast.
I love how much goofy stuff occurs on the Thanksgiving week shows each year. Goof Week is my favorite week!
"You did ok... for an orphan."
I'm stealing this for the next Bring Your Kid To Work Day.
"If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the talcum powder."
I loooove the writers on this show. Of course Seth is great, but this team is so creative.
I feel like the writers put "this morning" in there as jackal fuel
Great to have my dose of Seth. Happy Thanksgiving American folks.
Thank you! May you find much for which to give thanks ..every day!
Thank you!🎉
Thank you! You as well 😃
Happy Thanksgiving to my American friends!
-from Scotland 🏴❤🇺🇲
It was really tough during the writers’ strike.
#Correction this isn't "A Closer Look" even though it's not Tuesday.
Also #Correction a dinner can be held in the morning. One definition of "dinner" is _"A banquet or formal meal in honor of a person or event."_ It can be scheduled at any time and still be considered a dinner. Additionally, the word "dinner" is from Old French _"disner"_ ("lunch”, but originally “breakfast"), from Latin _dis-_ + _iēiūnō_ ("to break the fast"). Frankly I'm surprised the son of a retired middle school French teacher wouldn't know that instantly without having to be told by some random Jackal (from the French, _chacal)._
"Ethically sourced young blood"
Best joke of the year🤣🤣🤣
I’m not technically a jackal but I do watch corrections. This was so funny I cried.
Another wonderful "At this point in the show." I love it. Happy Thanksgiving and I hope the traditional Myers Family show airs tomorrow.
These are always nutty and hilarious, but this one with the smoothie and Seth trading his kids is a new level 🐾
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving everyone.
You too!
Thanks you too 🦃🥳💙💯
@@LindaC616 and you three😄
@@pietrojenkins6901 ty! Have a good one!
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Dinner for breakfast everyday!!
Correction: cooking raccoon requires a long time to cook to get the gaminess out, so you wouldn’t serve one you cooked on the way over. Unless you were going a day in advanced
I live in Arkansas and was offended by this baseless stereotype.
Just kidding, that joke was the one that gave me the biggest laugh.
Maybe they should brine it?
I love how involved this was, how crazy this was - how willing Seth is to sell not his soul, but his children...
Ian's probably chafing because of the costume he wore for Jokes Seth Can't Tell.
Those tights....
Happy Thanksgiving America, sending love from Canada. Enjoy your day!
Right back at you, precious good neighbor to the north! And profound apologies that 99.99% of people down here know OUR Capitol was torched in 1814, but literally no one here remembers what WE did at York and elsewhere in the months before that. Also, we all crow incessantly about Lewis and Clark's trek to the Pacific in 1803 - in supreme ignorance of Mackenzie's far-more-arduous march to Vancouver a full decade earlier. I say it's time for Canadians to stop being stereotyped as apologizers and start receiving some heartfelt apologies owed, instead.
@@marshallmkerr Aww you two munchkins, you really are the most precious thing together, from your absentee helicopter parents in the east, we couldn't be more proud of how well you get along with one another, despite our near and total neglect
@@rorychivers8769 The best of us still remember Runnymeade with satisfaction and pride. The heritage inspires gratitude.
@@marshallmkerr That's going back a bit, you have to put me in touch with your skincare therapist, I'm getting to old for this
@@rorychivers8769 Don't worry - we Yanks tend to get smarmy around Thanksgiving, sometimes.
Corrections: 1. Seth threw the plastic baggie into the blender 2. It's "psych" not "sike"
Wasn't "psych" vs "sike" addressed in a previous corrections already?
@@phelan_pt yep, he landed on "psych" in episode 65. oddly enough (or maybe not?), it came up because they used "sike" on the scroll during last year's thanksgiving-week "at this point in the broadcast."
😂😂 this reads like the type of fanfiction I just can’t finish getting through, but hope the author keeps practicing. Perfect for the segment. S glad you guys are back!
I once knew a guy from Nantucket
Was something long?
Happy Thanksgiving everyone glad we have Seth and this show
I loved "The audience erupted" 😂
*Correction:* the punchline to Ian's annual chafing joke was grammatically incorrect. "They can't have gotten far" should be "they couldn't have gotten far."
The jackals are onto you, IAN.
That was so ridiculous and hilarious!!! Loved every minute!
#correction you peel a banana before you put it into a blender.
And dump out powder. And pour out liquid. That smoothie gonna suck.
Happy Thanksgiving Seth & Family & show staff & All Jackals. Congratulations Seth on People's Sexiest Comedian Runner Up award!
You too!
Runner up?! Who the hey was the winner!? Scratch that: I don't even want to know. Seth is the man for me: smart, funny, great-looking, multi-talented, generous, kind, owns a _Cicada/Cicada_ headdress, and can read cues faster than anyone whilst maintaining a sense of the content. Does he read to his kids that way?
@@s.pottedjackalYay, someone else remembers Cicada/Cicada! I hope he revisits it in 15 years (2038, oh my!).
Trump is spending Thanksgiving with a KFC Bucket. 🍗
They're telling him it's Kentucky Fried Turkey, not to be confused with Kentucky Fried Turtle.
McDonald's has the McRib sandwich for a few days. Sure he might want to try a few before they discontinue it until next Thanksgiving!
Why should tomorrow be any different than the other 364 days of the year?
Except that KFC will be closed, and so his Secret Service Fast Food Detail-- you know, the highly-paid bodyguard who has to go pick up Trump's greasy meals and probably never gets reimbursed for them-- will have to get it ahead of time and then heat it up on Thanksgiving. Which really defeats the purpose, since Trump famously eats fast food because you can just go in and get it, and nobody knows ahead of time that you're coming.
You see, Trump thinks that this protects him from being poisoned and that people are out to poison him all the time. (Although, since he also famously thinks germs are coming for him, I think it's more likely that it's not poison he's afraid of; I think he knows that if people knew ahead of time that they were cooking for Donald Trump, his food would be spit in every damned time.)
@@annebiggins7180 I think Trump would find the McRib too advanced for his toddler-like palate.
I just did a run of _Into the Woods_ and I'm too stoned for the epic witch joke. #StonedJackal
Happy Holidays! I'm so thankful for Seth, the writers, crew, and the laughter they bring ! Xo
I live in Arkansas, and the Arkansas joke was hilarious!😂
You know, Corrections is good and all, but THIS was absolute GOLD!! Ian's "annual joke about chafing" absolutely SLAYED this year!! Keep the great talcum powder yuks coming, Ian!!
I absolutely loved the skit! Please do more things like that! Also, I have that same guy read it. He's got a really relaxing voice, which made the jokes land harder.
Can't wait to see Seth's family tomorrow! Happy Thanksgiving to my American friends from a Scottish fan/Corrections Jackal 🏴💙🇺🇲
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Thanks Seth, I loved watching this last night this morning, really made my lunch time in the evening
There were some physical advantages to being in my 20s but being broke and ugly was way worse than being rich and ugly.
I've got the ugly covered, now tell me about the getting rich part...
Excellent❤
Also, I feel like Seth is goofy foot.
CORRECTION: it says he goes on a 60 second rant, but it occurs real time with Seth even mouthing along with the narration, and it is way longer than 60 seconds.
I'm thankful for the writers standing up for themselves and their hosts especially Seth giving them the cred, for better or worse! Worth the wait. Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
The gravy yacht joke even tickled Seth 😂Happy Thanksgiving all 🦃
I don't remember another T-Day with so many gravy boat jokes. Colbert had one, too. Wonder if the others did?
Merry Thanksgiving to everyone at Late Night and all my fellow Jackals ❤🦃
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Right back atcha!
I'm thankful this show is back on air, and that I get to hang out with the Jackals again
The team and Seth really changed Late Night for the better. Keep doing it guys, it's working!
Yeah Seth. I hope your wishbone lasts as long as Biden. He’s doing great. Quiet and calm like I wish for everyone’s thanksgiving.
😂 😂 😂 that was a good one
I would've liked to see Seth try to slide on the desk with all the normal knick-knacks.
Seth has such a great way of showing an exuberant performance that titters on comical genius. Keep going Seth and yes 50 is the new 20!! Happy Thanksgiving to you Seth your family and the amazing people that makes your show a success every night! In uncertain times like these, we can all appreciate a little bit of comedy and laughter. “Secret Powder”
Great monologue Seth..😂
Awww Ben, you did okay... but don't let it go to your head, Seth may institute some kind of "Surprise Inspection"
Happy thanksgiving Seth!
Now... I want a 'gravy yacht.'
The "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the talcum powder" joke rears its ugly head, decades after it was thought to be dead and gone.
It's not a poem, it's a limerick.
A limerick is a 5-line poem
Love 💓 Seth can't wait for his thanksgiving show
"And then a witch appeared..."
😂 Okay, sure, why not.
This was so freaking hilarious. That's why Seth is my favourite among all the late-night hosts.
Unhinged.
I love this!!!!!
Happy early Birthday Seth... you are still a month off from "old age". (December 28th)
I passed that milestone years ago. I went camping for my 50th. You are as young as you feel. My mind says I'm in my mid 20's before my body seizes up and laughs at my demented mind.
Next year is the 25th Anniversary of my 29th Birthday. 😊
Same here, went camping at the Skunk Ape Research Center and Musuem/ trailer park/ campground/ zoo outside of Everglades City in SW Florida. My friend surrounded the campsite with 50 tealights. Also visited the Clyde Butcher Photography studio. Awesome trip🍻🍺🍻
@debrahelmlinger6256 that sounds like an amazing trip.
Oh, I forgot also we watched the sun come up in Hollywood Florida on the east coast and watched the sun go down on the west coast between Everglades City and Chokoloskee Island. Was on my bucket list and still remains one of my best birthdays ever🎉
Fantastic bit, even if it began with Seth having a morning dinner
Ohhhh that was a fun one!! 😆😂
Seth is now the ultimate jackal, correcting himself mid-sentence, wow.
CORRECTION: You could have been at a charity gala dinner this morning if the gala was in another time zone (like on another continent), and given what a jet-setting celebrity Seth is it's possible he was at a charity gala in the morning New-York-time, but at dinner local time.
He also could've been there past midnight, which would technically be the morning. 😁 So maybe I should label this comment as a Correction for his in-bit Correction, huh? 🤣
"Gala dinner this morning" is exactly what my type of humor is
There once was a poem so old, it
had people long-asking who told it
But Biden would know
because cent'ries ago
he became first person who sold it.
"the first" was fine; he is a handle on the fifth line, not a beat.
Thanks! I was hoping to hear a Joe Biden Nantucket joke when Seth mentioned the president's trip!
It's a LIMERICK not just a POEM 😅 Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Correction : Seth always says, "we hope you're doing well". I'm pretty sure "you're", doesn't include us Jackals.
Edited for a correction. See Seth, we even eat our own.
I was going to say that it would have been funnier if he’d said that instead of a gravy boat it was an actual boat, but that last bit was so funny that all is forgiven.
Hell, I am turning 50 in a few weeks and I'm expecting my best years to lie ahead. I'm sincerely *hoping* so, anyway!
I retired at 50. 31 years later, I can assure you that it is possible. Enjoy your future!
@@chezmoi42 Good on you. If I were retiring anytime soon I'd know there were good years ahead. Unfortunately I need to work for a long time yet
@@productdesign9626 Doing product design? I was an interior designer, and loved it. At 50, it felt like I was just getting control of so many things in life, and could enjoy the journey without worrying that I hadn't mastered driving the vehicle yet. I hope that works for you as well. The time will fly past.
The real limerick:
There was an old man from Nantucket
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket.
His daughter named Nan
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
Followed by:
He followed the pair to Pawtucket,
Tha man and the girl with the bucket.
And he said to the man
You're welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.
Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,
Where he still held the cash as an asset
But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran,
And as for the buket, Manhasset.
I bet only old Joe (and I) are old enough to remember those.
You know how you have one of those gauges on a cartoon show, with the big red arrow. Well for this segment it would pass : Ha-Ha.. then Funny Ha-Ha, then LOL, then it would ding-ding-ding at fk'n brilliant.
Best “at this point in the broadcast” yet
Rather have Sleepy Joe than poosy grabbing trump 😎
Agree me too
You can show the face but never name your Roadkill
What about: Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner?
Jackal here… it’s psych, not sike. 😉 These voiced-over rants are my favorite! ❤️
I'm a few weeks older than Seth, and....
Well, I'm sad now.
But you too can sell your first born for eternal youth, so it will be fine.
Oh the talcum powder joke: I thought the thieves were babies -- so they "couldn't have gotten far" -- I pictured them crawling away 😆
At This Point in the Broadcast is my favorite occasional bit. Well done!
As soon as I heard the talcum powder punchline, I was all, "Ian!"
Some of these are conscious of the fact they go on too long, and some aren’t. Thanks and happy thanksgiving
See, that last bit with the narrator? THIS is why I tuned in to this show every day! Shine on, you crazy diamonds!
i'm 42 and definitely feeling more baze than seth rn 💀
I cannot believe what a salesmen whoever pitched that skit was. It sounds titteringly funny on paper, but in reality it’s paralyzingly hilarious. I dared not move while watching it because I couldn’t predict ANY of the jokes that were coming and wanted to enjoy them all. Absurdity at its best.
Seth, I'm turning 50 about a week before you do, and I gotta say, I'm feeling this sketch. I'm right there with you!
5:25 This is where the best part of the skit actually begins
I’d hang out with Seth. He’s cool.
It's almost unreal how good that Gravy Yacht graphic looks lol
The first rule of critters is dont name it if your going to eat it.
Have a happy Thanksgiving everyone.
"The Wicked Witch feels remorse..." Cut to Seth calling his wife about other people picking up their sons from school.
That bit with the voice over was.hilarious.