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I always feel kinda bad when i see Venezuela featured on anything runescape related, but this time was actually a good feeling. This is from a Venny who isn't in Venezuela anymore but stuck up with the game, right now playing legit after so many banned accounts. Much love tasty
Yep on the money for me too. Also got me mate with bandos with the "trying to make your irl friends play again, but really you just want someone to tank for you"
"you don't even like this place, but it's preferable to being alone with your own thoughts" bro that's why I'm playing runescape in general anymore it seems like
missed one: you've been grinding for your first pet for months now and your 2k+ Vorkath KC is both not enough to be impressive to others while also more than enough to make your Vorkath KC your entire personality
@@TastyLifeRS I flipped 8m in 1 month and called it quits lol. I had to have my entire cash stack liquidated, and had to constantly check the ge so I don't lose on profit, while in reality I would've made an easy 10m if I just let my items soak and ferment instead of frantically checking. Now I do toa hoping for a staff, so I can wear primordials and stop feeling inferior to everyone else I raid with.
@@Hrybread I'm saying flipping is profitable but you have to basically stop playing the game to do it lol. Market simulator 101 and it causes so much anxiety. Not worth it. Only kind of flipping I recommend is merching, when a famous content creator drops a video featuring a specific item, that you think will be heavily influenced by it, or when an update with new items hits and the items are super unstable. Right now is a terrible time to flip for example. I'm waiting for the wildy boss reworks and there's potential to make 100s of millions if I'm lucky (if mom agrees to lend me her credit card)
As a full time employee and in school, never have I ever been called out for my Vorkath bond/account stability so perfectly in my life. God bless you Tasty.
Here is a big one you missed: quester/tasker: you've done all or most of the quests and tasks, but you keep taking long breaks from the game until more content gets added or you hate yourself enough to return to grind out the levels for certain elite tasks. Edit: or you're an obsessive clue hunter trying to chase that quest vibe while anxiously awaiting new quests.
Oh my the vorkath one is highly accurate. before I got into late game pvm where I have no worries about bonds, vorkath is what u have to grind after work just to secure a bond and get upgrades before Late game pvm
Would love to hear your take on clues and quests! I'm sure my love of clues comes from me being a degenerate gambler who doesn't want to break game rules though.
That was the best description I have ever heard! I currently play enough vorkath to keep a bond in my bank so that I can activate membership whenever I have a few days off!
My favorite content is barbarian fishing. I don't know why, but once I start cutting and eating those fish, four hours will just pass in no time at all.
"You'd rather do this than be alone with your own thoughts." Never has a runescape video actually triggered a near 30 crisis.... I gotta ponder this bit.
Found you from Gielinor Games and glad I did. Fucking hilarious and spot on 😂 Subbed. Edit: Signed, a Vork noob with a 9-5 job who still kinda sucks at Vork and plays for fun
Bro i was watching gielinor games and just thought I'd drop by to leave a comment about how cool it's been to see your rise and how quickly you've become such a big channel outta nowhere, and just kinda reminisce about 04-06 when i played as a kiddo. I had the best account out of all my friends. But then you threw massive shade on all of Scandinavia, Nordic europe, and i guess Baltics. ..crushing existential dread, loneliness, and sadness being the national sport. Yeah right dude, I'm offended, you need to do more research 😤 I'm offended because you forgot our absolute dedication to cynical self-loathing, church burning, and the depth of our alcohol/drug problems. The skill required to be the undefeated reigning world champions of drunken barfights and degeneracy is no joke, i'm even drunk writing this right now! But lmao all jokes aside much love dude ❤️
I have a transmission shop and usually am there 12 hours a day. I've got time to do some farm runs and birdhouse runs before and after 2 hours of vork a day. Sometimes I can log some hours at work on mobile fishing or other afk things.
you gotta be my new favourite youtuber. you are absolutely hilarious, a comedic genius. i’ve only watched this video and a day in the life of a professional osrs player. it’s taking me so long to finish because i keep laughing and going back. subscribed and hit that bell❤️
Jesus tasty, vorkath is my favorite boss and your description is spot on. I work a lot during the week and just started doing other content like ToA and gwd bosses.
Yo I just came here to say I just beat the waves I'm on to jad and triple jads 10 minutes ago, thanks for getting me into the inferno a year ago with your guide. I would have never done it without you, I thought the inferno was unachievable and ordinary people couldn't do it
i used to silently judge Prison Joe doing slayer when we roomed together. Fast Forward 3 years and now im the one doing slayer content. oh how the turn tables
Not a big fan of old school but i like how you spelled Romenians right MAD RESPECT 👊 I dont understand some countries in europe either and im romenian lol
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yooooo, you totally skipped over godwars tasty. My favorite content is Zilyana, Kril Tsutsaroth, and especially Kree'arra!
7asty, I'm 50 seconds in and you've faded to black like 8 times. this has to be a new record, mad respect
J1mmy’s film degree trembling rn
do tob jimmy
#StarWipe
thats racist
J1mmy’s next video gonna be a strobe light
As someone from sweden i can confirm that we do a lot of corrupted gauntlet , and we don’t know why.
Right? was chocked when he said that. Didn't know that was a thing but as a fellow swede with 1125 cg kc, he must be on to something??
@@jackesson94 northern Minnesotan here, so basically the same, and I literally have 1124 cg kc. I think he pegged it.
Yeah, why do we do so many gauntlets?
The cold ?
can confirm, am also from sweden and it is my main activity
The ToA one hit hard
fr
touched my soul
I shed a tear 😢
Straight up violating the entire OSRS community.
This is the content I subscribed for!
I've been grinding ToA and after that dramatic pause... "you have a fire cape" I died lmao
I always feel kinda bad when i see Venezuela featured on anything runescape related, but this time was actually a good feeling. This is from a Venny who isn't in Venezuela anymore but stuck up with the game, right now playing legit after so many banned accounts. Much love tasty
Glad you were able to make enough to get out my dude. Hope life only keeps improving for you.
Bro you literally nailed my boss, 60hr/week lineman doing vorkath any time I'm on. The whole "you could branch out, but not today" was dead on.
Yep on the money for me too. Also got me mate with bandos with the "trying to make your irl friends play again, but really you just want someone to tank for you"
Same for me with vorkath lol
"you don't even like this place, but it's preferable to being alone with your own thoughts"
bro that's why I'm playing runescape in general anymore it seems like
missed one: you've been grinding for your first pet for months now and your 2k+ Vorkath KC is both not enough to be impressive to others while also more than enough to make your Vorkath KC your entire personality
I was you, I now am an inferno cape chad. Push on brother.
7k here finally quit
Would have been me if I didn’t get the pet a little before 500
@@Slicknessgaming lol I got pet and shield in 30 kc little nro
Glad I got mine at 900 so I could move on and play the game
As someone who bought bonds and told people I flipped for my cash I feel attacked lmao
Caught you
@@TastyLifeRS I flipped 8m in 1 month and called it quits lol. I had to have my entire cash stack liquidated, and had to constantly check the ge so I don't lose on profit, while in reality I would've made an easy 10m if I just let my items soak and ferment instead of frantically checking. Now I do toa hoping for a staff, so I can wear primordials and stop feeling inferior to everyone else I raid with.
@@1tubax it's okay dude we can't see the credit card statements
@@Hrybread I'm saying flipping is profitable but you have to basically stop playing the game to do it lol. Market simulator 101 and it causes so much anxiety. Not worth it. Only kind of flipping I recommend is merching, when a famous content creator drops a video featuring a specific item, that you think will be heavily influenced by it, or when an update with new items hits and the items are super unstable. Right now is a terrible time to flip for example. I'm waiting for the wildy boss reworks and there's potential to make 100s of millions if I'm lucky (if mom agrees to lend me her credit card)
Its okay no one believed you anyway and assumed you were buying bonds anyway
That Bandos take was too spot on lmao
5.4k vorkath kills, not 1 single raid completed. This video was sheer brilliance, nailed every single one
Strong bot bro. Ride that train.
@@cgjohnst45 6.2k kills now and I have actually finally started raiding. Botting is for the alts ;)
Being from Northern EU and actually liking corrupted gauntlet... that was spot on.
Undefeated in ideas and execution.
Tombs of Amascut....you have a fire cape.
Fucking got me bro.
As a full time employee and in school, never have I ever been called out for my Vorkath bond/account stability so perfectly in my life. God bless you Tasty.
“You have a fire cape” Yup that’s me 😂 made me chuckle because of that deliver
That 13kc TOB came off as more personal then the rest
That Hydra description really hits home… 😢
2:33 hey, not all of us are Oslo. Granted I also happen to be a Norwegian
Here is a big one you missed: quester/tasker: you've done all or most of the quests and tasks, but you keep taking long breaks from the game until more content gets added or you hate yourself enough to return to grind out the levels for certain elite tasks.
Edit: or you're an obsessive clue hunter trying to chase that quest vibe while anxiously awaiting new quests.
your favorite content is toa - "you have a fire cape"
Damn this guy is good.
Lmfao. An analyst who likes hallowed sepulchre.. had me dying 🤣
As someone who's favourite boss used to be vorkath before actually trying more content I feel called out
sat here doing vorkath watching video...
before i gotta go to work
ToA: you have a fire cape 🤣🤣🤣💀 this video was great tasty
Tombs of Amascut = you have a fire cape.
Gold
Yes 🦍 being able to raid while also having a semblance of a life = W
do 'what your favorite RuneScape content creator says about you', next.
Might want to clip that last part out
My conclusion from this vid is that osrs devs are incredibly skilled at creating bosses that no one likes but people do anyway..
I thought that was the whole game
You think people actually enjoy anything in this game other than the rewards?
Love that cheeky smile before saying something you know will rustle some feathers and/or maybe be a bit controversial :D
Bro the roasts in this vid are so good 😂😂 funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time
The Toa One was just too perfect *Cries in cheesecape*
full spanish video when
vouch
I'm a Sepulchre-head, but somehow missed out on the paying job and famcy brain
The bandos cut deep
7asty really said screw it lets just use fading black screen transitions for the whole video 😂😂
I do construction full time and just finished a 3 week vorkath grind.. holy shit
that tombs of amascut firecape crack you just made at me hurt, with fierce accuracy.
Oh my the vorkath one is highly accurate. before I got into late game pvm where I have no worries about bonds, vorkath is what u have to grind after work just to secure a bond and get upgrades before Late game pvm
When u said toa with the fire cape, i was laughing and crying the same time 😂😭
Would love to hear your take on clues and quests! I'm sure my love of clues comes from me being a degenerate gambler who doesn't want to break game rules though.
That!!! I love it!!
I feel personally attacked with how accurate that vorkath description was
That was the best description I have ever heard! I currently play enough vorkath to keep a bond in my bank so that I can activate membership whenever I have a few days off!
The wildy team pking got me crying bro 😂
LMAO that vorkath take is spot on
Love this mans content should have more subscribers!
This is without question one of the best OSRS video's ever made
Shere Khan1 is the top Giant Mole KC with (as of 12/4/22 1:09 EST) 128,136 KC.
ngl, didn't expect much from the title but actually funny af
Damn 8 seconds in and I'm already getting roasted to a crisp
My favorite content is barbarian fishing.
I don't know why, but once I start cutting and eating those fish, four hours will just pass in no time at all.
"You'd rather do this than be alone with your own thoughts." Never has a runescape video actually triggered a near 30 crisis.... I gotta ponder this bit.
Found you from Gielinor Games and glad I did. Fucking hilarious and spot on 😂 Subbed.
Edit: Signed, a Vork noob with a 9-5 job who still kinda sucks at Vork and plays for fun
Would highly, highly recommend you watch his MVP in theatre video, and how to be elitist in osrs video. Pure gold those.
Did you really have to go and do me dirty like that with TOA... yes I have a maxed Fire cape, Yes I am shit at pvm. :(
Okay Gauntlet isn't my favorite but damn you're spitting facts.
Me thinking “I actually really liked Demonic Gorillas”
Me also realizing I’m an Ironman that good spooned for all 4 zenytes.
Oh.
8:49 IM DEADDDDDD THIS IS SO ACCURATE I joined a raids discord and every song on the music bot was straight ASSSS 💀 😭 😭😂😂😂
I feel called out for my nearly 2k sepulchre completions ;) Going to go do more now.
Bro i was watching gielinor games and just thought I'd drop by to leave a comment about how cool it's been to see your rise and how quickly you've become such a big channel outta nowhere, and just kinda reminisce about 04-06 when i played as a kiddo. I had the best account out of all my friends.
But then you threw massive shade on all of Scandinavia, Nordic europe, and i guess Baltics.
..crushing existential dread, loneliness, and sadness being the national sport. Yeah right dude, I'm offended, you need to do more research 😤
I'm offended because you forgot our absolute dedication to cynical self-loathing, church burning, and the depth of our alcohol/drug problems.
The skill required to be the undefeated reigning world champions of drunken barfights and degeneracy is no joke, i'm even drunk writing this right now!
But lmao all jokes aside much love dude ❤️
Slayer was spot on
I have a transmission shop and usually am there 12 hours a day. I've got time to do some farm runs and birdhouse runs before and after 2 hours of vork a day. Sometimes I can log some hours at work on mobile fishing or other afk things.
Canadian here! CG is my fav but that is because I average an enhanced seed every 50KC. My luck has been wild there.
You fucking nailed the vorkath one. Name Daddy Vork
How about the Clue Guys...?
the barrows one felt personal XXXD
I love how accurate this is
you gotta be my new favourite youtuber. you are absolutely hilarious, a comedic genius. i’ve only watched this video and a day in the life of a professional osrs player. it’s taking me so long to finish because i keep laughing and going back. subscribed and hit that bell❤️
Jesus tasty, vorkath is my favorite boss and your description is spot on. I work a lot during the week and just started doing other content like ToA and gwd bosses.
New life goal...to spend a month being each of these and stream the content!!!
holy sh*t how did you come up with the corrupted gauntled part and why is it so accurate?? well done video
What is the techno song name/ID of the inferno part?
Lmao I watched this then went to wills stream. there he is diligently battling phosani approaching drop rate. Spot on tasty
That north europe callout was so spot on LMAO
3:28 FUCK, called out 😂
If this video was titled properly the algo would have ate this up!
I recently found you Tasty and love the vids, binging them thanks pal! Your da bomb
Lucky us quest enjoyers Dodged a bullet
Every single one so fucking true, can vouch having done every single piece of content in game and having been every personality
I've never felt so targeted in my life, I'm from sweden and currently camping CG... Ur so on point it's not even fun
Finland and corrupted gauntlet. I mean u’re not wrong lmao
BRO, the Vorkath one I did not need to be read for filth like this LEAVE ME ALONE
I felt that hydra comment...
2003 total level here, 30 years old and still have my child hood teddy in storage STAPH CALLING ME OUT TASTY
Yo I just came here to say I just beat the waves I'm on to jad and triple jads 10 minutes ago, thanks for getting me into the inferno a year ago with your guide. I would have never done it without you, I thought the inferno was unachievable and ordinary people couldn't do it
You honestly are a comedic genius man.
Good description of zulrah
Dude Holy shit this was the funniest thing I've seen in weeks.
I started dying when you started speaking Spanish.
I only do CG and ToA. I'm from Finland and still have a fire cape. Accurate, thumbs up.
i used to silently judge Prison Joe doing slayer when we roomed together. Fast Forward 3 years and now im the one doing slayer content. oh how the turn tables
3:18 Tasty, you're a don for putting Debussy in an osrs video
I have a full time job… I kill Vorkath a little too often… You know too much 🤯 This is too accurate 🤔
Best video yet dude, that was so hilarious
Fletching:
You’re stoned 24/7 so this grind appears to be way shorter than it actually is.
Not that I would know
And that is how the cookie crumbles
Just had to say, we need an edit of this thumbnail where both characters are virgins...because they're both playing RuneScape.
damn, watching this while doing a konar task to kill greater demons in the isle of souls
Lol!!!
Not a big fan of old school but i like how you spelled Romenians right MAD RESPECT 👊
I dont understand some countries in europe either and im romenian lol
Do you still play osrs? i'm also Romanian
CG is favourite content of parents of young kids cos you can dump out at a moments notice with no cost if the kids wake up at night
Waiting for Behemoth to use the clip of you just saying "COCKS"