You forgot one important thing... they could have airbrushed out Homer's birthmark in the photo. Therefore, there is a very strong likelihood that Homer was indeed the cover model.
@@mtnslicethe comic book guy is too big to be the cover photo guy, and im not talking about his big ass, the cover model is clearly not large like the comic book guy or barney.
Hmm, if Homer is indistinguishable from Krusty to the point that they can act as doubles for each other...and Krusty does not have Homer's birthmark...then perhaps the real model was Krusty all along! Maybe Krusty wasn't subscribed to Gigantic Asses for degenerate purposes but because it was his own model work?
that's an excellent theory, but the same episode revealed that Krusty intentionally wears larger pants for comedy's sake and the size coincides with Homer's actual size, thus ruling out any possibility that Krusty's butt is as large as Homer's
I like to my theory. It's Maude Flanders. According to Homer her butt is bigger than Marges. When a butt's waved around in anger you know it's got to be some pair of cheeks
I'd like if you did "what if" vids, there are a lot of alternative scenarios that could be really interesing, like, say, "what if Hugo actually replaced bart for good? How would he react to certain episodes of your choice or episodes where hugo may end up changing the status quo + the movie?", "what if bart did actually kill Martin?", "what if chief wigglum took his job seriously?", "what if Edna kradappel's voice actor never died?", etc.
I don't know, it looks like a feminine butt to me. We don't see a whole lot of those in The Simpsons, which is why identifying it is so hard. The only female butts I can recall seeing are Marge's and some Swedish traffic warden's, and both were too slim to qualify. I'd sat it was probably Edna's, but word has it that she does not have the kind of butt people would want to see on a magazine cover (quothe a disgusted Homer: "I saw Krabappel's butt, I PAID!"). But there's always the possibility her ass just aged poorly.
Love this series and your channel! Dont forget that in Mommie Beerest (season 16), Homer produces a business card identifying himself as a “plus sized butt model” 😉
Maybe Bart was telling the truth this time for a truth telling contest that took place two towns over. It's really not a butt at all. It's just a shot of Springfield from space.
@@soursimpsons Not just the algorithm! This was 8 months ago when this channel was still relatively fresh, I used to look at the videos page, and this one was never there. I'm sure because I would have clicked on this one in a heartbeat!
@@soursimpsons When professor frinks dad steals the townspeoples body parts and Comic Book Guy says "You can keep my postierier but please return the jabba the butt tattoo"
You forgot that they took a photo of Abe Simpson's keester for Stars and Stripes (which is what he was told). But what if it was actually for Gigantic Asses?
TH-cam video upload checkbox: is this video made for kids? Me: Uhh... No? Also me: The entire time I was thinking it was either Marge or Willie...oh well, I overlooked the obvious. Hugh Jazz it was. 🤣
Homer's birthmark is high on his right hip. The photo on the cover of gigantic asses was clearly taken from the models left side. The birthmark wouldn't have been visible from that angle. Maybe we shouldnt write Homer off too quickly.
After a lot of thought and comparing physic, I think the cover model may ACTUALLY be krusty himself. He and homer are the same in terms of appearance, and I don’t think krusty has any tattoos or dimples on his butt. Krusty must be so vain, he enjoys looking at his own butt. Could be wrong though. What do you think?
These dark simpsons are getting more filthy than the sex cauldron.
Sex cauldron, I thought they shut that place down?
Sour simpsons so gradually changed to a hardcore x channel, i barely noticed!
We also forgot one Superintendent Gary Chalmers as a suspect. But then we remember the pounding his behind took when Willy's tractor rear-ended him.
Ooo, hed make a great suspect lol
Flanders seems awfully enthusiastic about this mystery.
Haha who isnt?!
I can’t believe the butt belongs to
Hugh Jazz!
What a twist!
You forgot one important thing... they could have airbrushed out Homer's birthmark in the photo. Therefore, there is a very strong likelihood that Homer was indeed the cover model.
Also, Comic Book Guy could have gotten the tattoo after the photo was taken so it could be him
Looks like the birthmark might just be covered by the E.
Only the finest editorial standards at Gigantic Asses.
Models photoshopping their photos?! Thats perposterous!!
@@mtnslicethe comic book guy is too big to be the cover photo guy, and im not talking about his big ass, the cover model is clearly not large like the comic book guy or barney.
The punchline to this video was perfect 😂
Haha thanks! I've actually had the idea for the video for a long time but i didnt have the punchline thought up so i couldnt make it.
One thing’s for sure. Krusty is a butt man.
I couldnt imagine otherwise lol
Hmm, if Homer is indistinguishable from Krusty to the point that they can act as doubles for each other...and Krusty does not have Homer's birthmark...then perhaps the real model was Krusty all along! Maybe Krusty wasn't subscribed to Gigantic Asses for degenerate purposes but because it was his own model work?
that's an excellent theory, but the same episode revealed that Krusty intentionally wears larger pants for comedy's sake and the size coincides with Homer's actual size, thus ruling out any possibility that Krusty's butt is as large as Homer's
Would he buy his own work?! I'd think so lol
I love how you can always have such a unique idea nouns done before and convert it to such an entertaining 7-10 minute video. excellent work!
Glad you enjoyed it!
Plot twist: It's Selma
Not hairy enough to be Selma
For all we know this is the one spot she shaves
Cue scene of Homer screaming 😱
Maybe its Selma with heavy heavy airbrushing to remove all of her hairs and cellulite.
"Arr !!! This picture will serve me well on those lonely nights at sea."
please never stop these they are so well made, also who can forget the iconic graggle simpson getting pants with martin at the end.
Lol glad you enjoyed it!
@@soursimpsons I've been watching more videos why do you include that?
Didn’t expect this to be a topic covered here, yet I’m glad it has been.
Its what the big disney executives dont want you to know!
I like that you included Grumbly in the video. It would have been a shock if he was the cover model for Gigantic Asses!
Haha, he's much too respectable for that!
@@soursimpsons I've been watching more videos why do you include that?
If Homer was a butt model, why would he show the goods for free? He knows he can get paid for it.
Ooo interesting point! And homer is always looking for another money naking scheme.
If Homer was the cover model for _Gigantic Asses_ , it puts his purchase of the magazine in a new light.
Hahaha, I'd buy my own magazine if i was in it
I like to my theory. It's Maude Flanders. According to Homer her butt is bigger than Marges. When a butt's waved around in anger you know it's got to be some pair of cheeks
Haha interesting theory! But her god would never allow it
I'd like if you did "what if" vids, there are a lot of alternative scenarios that could be really interesing, like, say, "what if Hugo actually replaced bart for good? How would he react to certain episodes of your choice or episodes where hugo may end up changing the status quo + the movie?", "what if bart did actually kill Martin?", "what if chief wigglum took his job seriously?", "what if Edna kradappel's voice actor never died?", etc.
Hmmm thats ab interesting idea, I'd have to put more thought into it, dunno if I'd be able to create a coherent story out of it.
Based on posture it was actually Ned Flanders.. now you know what its like when hes wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all...
Lol, i imagine flanders having a muscular butt like willie
As always, excellent video. I hope the next mystery is about Magumbos!
Haha thatd be something!
That was hilarious 😂😂😂 The reveal at the end with Hugh Jazz 😂😂😂 I did not see that coming
Lol, we should've known!
I never in my life expected to see a video about an important topic such as this. But I'm glad it exists now.
Its what the big disney executives dont want you to know.
I don't know, it looks like a feminine butt to me. We don't see a whole lot of those in The Simpsons, which is why identifying it is so hard. The only female butts I can recall seeing are Marge's and some Swedish traffic warden's, and both were too slim to qualify. I'd sat it was probably Edna's, but word has it that she does not have the kind of butt people would want to see on a magazine cover (quothe a disgusted Homer: "I saw Krabappel's butt, I PAID!"). But there's always the possibility her ass just aged poorly.
i think it was Maude's. She has a naughty secret side to her. and she is certainly voluptuous enough for Homer to drool over her at dinner.
@@NateTheGnat We also know her butt is higher than Marge's butt.
I think you're right, i cant recall any other female butts...
it could also be Ashley Grant. Homer loved those sweet sweet cans...
Love this series and your channel! Dont forget that in Mommie Beerest (season 16), Homer produces a business card identifying himself as a “plus sized butt model” 😉
I totally missed that!! That wouldve been a great inclusion
Was hoping you'd cap it off with the 138th episode special ending and you did not disappoint.
Lol, its what we all came here to see!
LOL at the very end, Lenny's butt actually honestly DOES look like the cover model though!!!! Hmmmm, mystery UNsolved again...
Haha yea! Who know lenny was packing?!
.uh .. patty, selma, diabetty, mrs wiggum, Edna crabople, the female coach, wolfcastle's grandmother... woman from rio ???
Oooo think of the possibilities!
Homer’s mark is on the right buttock and the cover picture is taken from the left side.
Logic?! How dare you bring that here! Lol
So that means the evil brother is and always has been…Herb!
It could have been Seymour Butz.
Hey everybody! I wanna seymour butts!
I never noticed how obsessed Simpsons is with butts before...
Oh haha this is just the start of it. I left a lot out.
Society has always glorified butts in different media
0:33 clown shuffle is a classic
I love it lol
Moe saying he’s got a big ugly butt is from a Treehouse of Horror segment and isn’t canon.
Also, it’s an UGLY butt so wouldn’t be a cover butt
Haha well said. He never had a chance!
Maybe it's Guy Incognito?
Lol, he's much too fancy for that!
You don't get this from The Real Jims.
Yeah, the real jims has standards lol
Omg the way this was edited was perfect I can’t stop laughing lol like instant save to the favorites
So glad you enjoyed it!
2:45 But it’s the opposite angle. Presumably, the birthmark is on the far side of the cover model’s posterior.
Logic?! Pish posh!
That curve in back almost makes you think Marge
Marge is too tiny lol
The editing is so good!
Glad you enjoyed it!
The fact that you did not say “Crack the case” bothers me more than I’d like to admit.
Damn... I'm a failure!
@@soursimpsons No you’re not. You tried your best, and failed miserably. The lesson here is: never try.
Your videos are brilliant! Yet to fail laughing at one!
Glad you like them!
Maybe Bart was telling the truth this time for a truth telling contest that took place two towns over. It's really not a butt at all. It's just a shot of Springfield from space.
I'll find the lost dutchmans treasure in that mine!!
How could I forget that Graggle had a son?
Indeed. Little ole gaggle
Finally someone who worries about the important questions in Springfield.
Its what the top disney executives dont want you to know!
I bet it was Hans Moleman before his tragic descent into alcoholism.
Lol, but hans is sometimes yellow sometimes a tanned color... could it be him?
Not sure why, but this video only just appeared to me. I've been subbed from the start!
Darn youtube algorithm!
@@soursimpsons Not just the algorithm! This was 8 months ago when this channel was still relatively fresh, I used to look at the videos page, and this one was never there. I'm sure because I would have clicked on this one in a heartbeat!
7:06 The back dimples might be covered by the magazine title.
Lol, how dare you come here with your logic! 🤣
😂😂😂❤❤❤ couldn’t breathe on this one ! Keep up the good work, my friend.
Glad you enjoyed!!
@@soursimpsons your welcome , my friend ! 😁😇❤️💕😊
impressive research!
Thank you!
3:38 I'm surprised these haven't been used in more Dark simpsons episodes
Haha 🤭👍
I know we covered this, but what do you think about the fact that Moleman, frankie the squealer and gil can't die???
Haha I might do an immortal moleman video in the future.
@@soursimpsons OH MY GOD THE KING REPLIED, I LOVE YOUR EDITS YOU'RE SO COOL
New theory: Does comic book guy have a Superman tattoo or a Jabba the butt tattoo?
Lol what episode does it say he have a jabba tattoo?
@@soursimpsons When professor frinks dad steals the townspeoples body parts and Comic Book Guy says "You can keep my postierier but please return the jabba the butt tattoo"
It didn't even occur to me that it could be a known character
Totally hugh jazz!
9:13 is what I was looking for!
PLOT TWIST: Graggle was in the cover.
Its what we all came here to see!
Graggle is like Waldo/Wally, you never know where he is.
I was expecting some hardcore nudity just not ready for it 😄
Lol its what we all came here to see!
NOMATIVE DETERMINISM AT WORK
i had all my money on it being Flanders butt, how could i not see the obvious answer
Haha, i imagine flanders has a muscular butt like willie
The REAL cover model can be seen at 9:02 (second from right)
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I can't believe I never saw it coming, it's all so clear now
Haha it was so obvious
BIG BACKSIDE GAGGLE SIMPSON
Delicious!
9:14 love these cameos
He was great in that episode 🤣
Lenny has a surprisingly Hugh Jass
Yeah haha, who knew!
This one was classic!
Glad you enjoyed it!
Hugh Jazz is my favorite simpsons character. Glad to know he's doing ok as an ass model!
Yeah, he's doing pretty well lol
You forgot that they took a photo of Abe Simpson's keester for Stars and Stripes (which is what he was told). But what if it was actually for Gigantic Asses?
Haha i actually have a clip of Grampas butt, but its all wrinkly
I wish Gigantic Asses was a real magazine.
I'm sure there are some similar out there lol
Everyone's MJ loves this video. Though we'll never know which MJ gets lucky enough to see their "model".
@Sour Simpsons you are the greatest.
No, you are!
How about chief Wiggum or Krusty?
Haha totally!
Sleazy + rock and roll music kicks on. I'm strangely aroused.
Exactly what you came here to see! Lol
2:54 slim homer lol
geez springfield has more moons then jupiter.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
They can airbrush tattoos out
Thats perposterous! Super models have way too much self respect to allow that ! 🤣
Spinner is an imposter(ior)
Armen must be stopped!
I thought his name was Hugh Jazz because he was a big Bleeding Gums Murphy fan.
Haha he does look like a jazz man
Hugh Jass has got top billing at the La Maison Derrière
He puts the spring in springfield!
I can't believe I watched the whole thing.
I see you too like big butts and you cannot lie
you're a genius
No, you're a genius!
I always thought it belonged to Graggle
Haha graggle has too much self respect for that!
TH-cam video upload checkbox: is this video made for kids?
Me: Uhh... No?
Also me: The entire time I was thinking it was either Marge or Willie...oh well, I overlooked the obvious. Hugh Jazz it was. 🤣
Totally a kid's show lol
Whatatwist!
Surprise!
Ok, you have got me big :D
🤭👍
(About comic book guy)
Lucy: my dads name is
Jeff albertson .
😄👍
wow bro added subtitles
I like subtitles
@@soursimpsonsthats enough TH-cam for me today…
*_YOU MISSPELT "WHOSE"_*
Thank you! Fixed. Spelling isn't my strong suit.
@@soursimpsons
LMAO; I'm glad I could help! 😂
Awesomesauce.
Glad you enjoyed it!
It was pretty obvious from the start that it wasn't Barney or Comic Book Guy; neither have the waist to be the model on the cover.
Haha same with Moe. Hes way too small.
Hardcore nudity on my youtube? Sign me up
Its what you came here to see!
What is hugh jass' scene from?
He's from flaming moes episode
In before this gets demonitized and/or age limited.
I think its fair game, but I'd understand if it wasnt
Comic Book Guy's real name is Jeff.
Yes. Jeff albertson.
how do u even piece all this tgether lol
Lol i have no idea 🤣
Homer's birthmark is high on his right hip. The photo on the cover of gigantic asses was clearly taken from the models left side. The birthmark wouldn't have been visible from that angle. Maybe we shouldnt write Homer off too quickly.
That would explain how he can live in such a big house.
Ur fired
Well, there goes my 47 day record 😢
What were you counting?
I believe it's a female butt
Ooh la la 😆
You commission someone that.
😉👍
After a lot of thought and comparing physic, I think the cover model may ACTUALLY be krusty himself. He and homer are the same in terms of appearance, and I don’t think krusty has any tattoos or dimples on his butt. Krusty must be so vain, he enjoys looking at his own butt.
Could be wrong though.
What do you think?
What a twist!! Haha that wouldve been a brilliant addition
@@soursimpsonsHow much are you willing to bet he blames it on his Percodan addiction?
So....does this mean Krusty is gay?
Only if oggling men's butts is gay!
The one of the left is Mel Gibson but I don’t know who the other 2 guys are 😂
Haha what a brilliant line
Hmm, I dunno. The conclusion is solid, but then right after, the compilation shows Kearney, who looks a good deal like the model to me.
Ooo you're right.... and he is of legal age too!!
@@soursimpsons My thoughts exactly! I'm sure he needed some extra money for his son at some point, and that led him to modelling.
@SourSimpsons
I have a Mystery. Why is Apu selling people Out of date stuff instead than Normal Stuff. And why is Moe is a Creepy dude?
I have an idea for apu that sort of lines up with your apu idea. Its in the notebook