NERF STEREOTYPES | THE TECH GURU
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It's interesting to see so many comments suggesting the Tech Guru is a communist. To clarify: skill specialization and the distribution of labor are a part of every major culture today. This just means everyone has a job and uses a common accounting system (currency) in order to trade for products or services provided by another. The Tech Guru did not say each job was equal in value or that a nuclear physicist should receive the same salary as a farmer.
Coop772 why you have battery’s cause you throw em at the enemy cause your the “tech guru”
Coop772 Why should an engineer only use a puny Modulus and not a Regulator?
Do a deploy Vs jolt. Even though the deploy is a jolt resin.
Coop772 the terminators attacted humans in the year 2018, heres ur chance
You should do the Springer the guy that has everything against fly wheels
“Breathing takes too much energy so I hooked myself up to life supporting”
"scoop772
mr fort nite it’s funny because I do have asthma.
mr fort nite yo what’s up?
mr fort nite also thank you for subscribing
StormCloud I subbed cuz why not
Me: fixes TV for grandma
How grandma sees me:
Bro nice profiel
Ova is ass
Hahaha thats so true
69th like
@@rachelkissick1870 nice 👌
3:45 : dont wanna use iron sights like a caveman. That’s absurd.
Every finnish sniper: am i a joke to you?
Emp grenade carriers:Hehe boi
The White Death:snipes tech guru from 1673 yards away
Me, covering up holes in the ground to trap everyone in the game: *angry farmer noises*
Jennifer Yankee lol the white death used to use scopes but he saw the glare on the enemy’s scope that gave him away so he started using iron sights but he was already good when he wasn’t using iron sights
Yup that’s what I said
“I don’t want to use muscles,” he says while holding a 50 pound pile of plastic.
thats just LOL
Congratulations he played himself
You mean a huge hunk of tacticZ
@@FoamFlingingHS true
Lol
Blaster: Jams
Tech Guru: Wait That’s Illegal.
#stoprobotabuse
Wonder what happens when he’s out of ammo
@@legospaceguyok7100 *reload*
AsenovBruh omg
@@asenovbruh8575 I think what he's trying to say is what if he runs out darts. If you're joking you have the permission to woooosh me.
"If gun doesnt work, use more gun"
-Tf2 engineer, 2007
Noice
Tech Guru: I like the name “Engineer”
Me: *_that just ain’t right_*
Engineer gaming
"Gotta Move That Gear Up!"
“Dominated, string bean!”
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
Need a dispencer here!
Sentry going up
When Coop predicts that terminators are coming in two or three years
2020: *GOOD IDEA*
YEAHLOL
I'm seeing this video in 2020 lol
YESSSSS 2020 IS THE YEAR OF OG SUBS CHECKIN OLD VIDS
hahahaha
We made it to 2021
Hey look buddy I'm a engineer that means I solve problems.
SPAH'S SAPPIN' MA' SENTRY!
Lo
I don't need TF2 sentry spam flashbacks.
Weegee Squeegee oof man
You gotta use more gun
“Master Cooper” “your wish is my command” there may be a little bit of a domination thing going on with him and Siri
Name checks out
DIO it’s an SAO Abridged reference
BallsDeep69 Well I don’t watch SAO, as evidenced by my name and picture.
DIO Abridged, better than the actual show, I highly recommend it, but I also watch JoJo’s so that doesn’t mean you can’t watch other shows
@@monolith253 Jolyne best jojo
"I don't like to walk so I chopped all the trees down and flattened the world for my tesla" *suttle flex*
Why would the tech guru chop it himself?
subtle*
@@mrporbig Nerd
Subtle*
*subtle
do the modder
Dj Matthias most nerfers
yeah
Dj Matthias yes
Yes
Definitely do the moder I agre
Tech Guru: *Taunts spring users*
Tech Guru: *Gets shot with a spring*
Tech Guru: NANI????
NOICE
If this dude shows up, contact every assassin class nearby
don't you mean 何 not nani
@@theonewhomwasntinvited2466 omae wa mou shindeiru.
That wouldn’t be possible since it wasn’t recorded, and everything that isn’t recorded doesn’t exist
The real Tech Guru is the man who has a prosthetic arm/nerf gun.
So engineer tf2
Well that depends on the tf2 engineer loadout
The Dartslinger.
Or the Shoot Circuit.
“Hey look buddy... I’m an engineer”
I solve problems not problems like what is beauty because that would come under your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.
"why do it yourself when robots do it better" echo-tom clancys rainbow six siege - 11.17.2017
"Remember folks, efficiency is clever laziness"
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not A Bot I knew this guy once, it didn’t end well, I broke his drone.
-Ying
Not A Bot 🤖
#stoprobotabuse
Me:IM OUT OF AMMO COVER ME!
Teammate:Np
Me:dangit i have no ammo
*sees random Terrascout with full magazine*
*stops Terrascout and takes magazine and locks it up*
Tech Guru:*comes back from launch*
Tech Guru:hhmmm??? Wheres my Terrascout at?
xXSniper AlertXx that’s what a douche is
Lel this was made a year ago
Lol
Lol don’t do this take the actual terascout and shoot people like that
You’re too young to understand true comedy.
3:10 "Yeah 720p, that's like putting a potato on my blaster" I got hurt when I was watching this in 720p
"We are two to three years away..."
Meanwhile, 2020:
He realizes there’s no robots and doctors need to do stuff manually
This guy: BANG
"Holy tactics batman!"
Omg why us that so funny...
is that
Please do the Nerf stereotypes "The disc man" who only uses vortex blasters. (I'll send one if you want it.)
Do it.
What they said
The human frisbee
Le frisbee boi
Gun: *Jams*
This guy: *Drops gun and pulls out new one*
Lol
“Humans are terrible”
Literally any other nerfer: “well then what the hell do you think you are?”
Do the stereotype of the living Terrascout
Use subtitles to make him talk
He has a 35 round magazine and a torch on top
His mentality is run with his team and reck all the enemies to support the team
After he is done you come with your HvZ loadout and he follows you
Yes!
wtf thats not a stereotype thats a robot
Hey Coop! You should do the dart consumer stereotype. The guy who never shoots and just keeps all the darts. You could also do the springer peasant!!
That Ryarry great idea
That would be a lot better. 😂😂
"springer peasant"? srsly?
@@RealPrin yes
The sneak-attacker: he hides anywhere and jumps out and kills the guy from behind
Also the tactical: He has a balanced portion of every stereotypes
The melee: who only uses nerf melee
Isn’t that the camper?
@@davidneesen8389 just reckless troll version
Mr. Brain: Thinks about war tactics and the terrain and uses it to his advantage like it's a real war (basically me in a nutshell)
When he said “Hey Siri” my Siri came up 😂😂
6:05
Every middle school girl ever
True
Bruh true
Very true
True
Hey coop, the tech guru said he couldn't become a machine, but he could've also used the old cyber strike line as well as his modulus because everything was hands free
"Why do it yourself, when robots do it better?" - Echo R6.
He seems like the type of guy to build a sentry
You should have a stereotype battle, like tech guru vs. Cowboy and have a tournament to see who is the best
No. A tournament with ALL of the nerf stereotypes
EVERYBODY LIKE THIS RIGHT NOW SO HE CAN SEE IT I need this to be a thing!
Do the "Movie Fanatic"
The guy who uses the Marvel and Star Wars blasters and any other movie weapon
Some guy kai , i wanna say that , its an amazing idea.
Nice pfp
I like how he seems to go across the entire political compass in one video
"The more crutches you have...the more it hurts when they're kicked out from under you" ~ Mike "Thatcher" Baker
Some ideas
1. The Rich Guy
2. The Pistol Guy
3. The Accustrike/Accurate Guy
4. The guy who takes NERF too seriously
5. The show off
6. The Ninja
he already did the pistol guy
He also already did the try hard
Kael Shobel are you talking about the show off or the guy who takes nerf seriously
Oviyomar Gomez guy who takes nerf way to seriously
Kael Shobel youtubers which only does nerf reviews is angry when a new person does something wrong like call a nerf gun the wrong name.
"Remember folks, efficiency is clever laziness"
or, "Why do it yourself when robots do it better?"
(Tho in this case it's tech in general instead of just robots)
ROBOTS ARE TRASH
make me do it i have 3 mm muscle volume ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"not gonna use an iron sight like a caveman" wait till he learns about glowing iron sights
The rich kid:
-Uses the terrascout recon as primary
-rhino fire backup
-Prometheus just for show
-can't hit water if he was shooting at an ocean
Do a Pirate Stereotype please. Use the Barrel Break IX-1 and the Marauder Longsword. If you don't have the marauder Longsword use the Modulus Bayonnete Attachment. Also talk and dress like a pirate. Like so Coop can see
The Nitro guy: that one guy who has no clue what he's doing and uses the Nerf Nitro blasters (the ones that shoot cars) 🚗
"OW WHAT THE HELL THAT'S A CAR"
"Well its a nerf blaster sooooo"
"The engineer is engi-here."
-engineer TF2
Need a dispencer here!
Grandma: my tv is broken
Me: have you tried turning it off and on again
How grandma sees me:
Do the rage quitter. The person who can't play with out getting angry or quitting after getting out once.
This guy is echo from rainbow six “why do something when a machine can do it better.”
Ey a fello siege player
Why do it yourself when robots do it better?
what gets me the most is that he’s using a red dot sight on the side of his gun
“The Amish? They’re a myth!” is such a fantastic quote.
Do the Nerf “ Spawn Killer “
Derp Squid14 that makes no sense this is not call of duty
*_Suzkegaming SledgeFireFan_* Just trying to throw out ideas but I understand your perspective SledgeFireFan
NERF STEREOTYPES THE GANGSTA/ combos
Jake Ernst ye
Jake Ernst the gangsta will have the same blaster as the try hard (rapid strike uzi), has 3 gold chains, a gold ring, a black vest, a black backwards cap and glasses, he also has baggy pants (wich is low af), has one single 18 round stick mag and steals dropped mags that still has ammo in it.
2DannyTheBananaBoy6 lol
That one guy who only uses his blasters sideways and wears a fedora
Jake Ernst hell to the yes
6:47
Cause it's fun.
But we all know you're joking :)
Fellow car guy... I'm very late
“Or the engineer” need a dispenser here
Dispenser going up!
@@TobiasTheGuy DODODODODODODODODODOOODODODODO Welp that’ll do
Nerf Stereotypes | The Shoddy Support : Chooses not to fight, instead he blasts music thru his strapped on beatbox and tries setting up a dang nerf shop in the backlines.
The Springer Man! The guy who ONLY uses springers!
*peasant
True.
how many times did he say “human” and “tech”
Too many times
0:28 now I’m an engineer, that means I solve problems
do the springer fanatic, the guy who only uses springers and complains that flywheels are too hard to mod and too overpowered, like if u want this!
(Im totally a springer fanatic)
JasonDoesVlogs7 (totally me to)
JasonDoesVlogs7 omg that's me to. I don't really want to buy batteries just to play nerf.
The main reason I don't particularly like flywheel blasters is because I find them kind of boring and all kind of similar. I like innovation (hopper systems, select fire are the exeptions) and you see that a lot more INNOVATIVE things in springers.
JasonDoesVlogs7 also you can’t use batteries on sabbath.....
Nerf stereotype: the sportsman
That guy in a nerf war who uses nerf sports as weapons
What do you think?
We can all do a little bit and share - Tech Guy Coop
*Communism Intensifies*
Patriotic American who says he is American ;)
"we'll can all just do a little bit and we all just share"
*USSR anthem plays*
if someone had a terescout i would sneak up behind it and take out it's ammo😈👹
Darius Martin smart
Darius Martin *-Deadass-*
I would turn it off or flip it on side.
HA! that's a good idea... i need a 360 video camera for when i use it
SAVAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha tech
*hugs longshot*
I know.
*Hugs Recon*
Shh. He's Not Any Better Then You.
lol
*hugs Jolt*
My precious...
I want to shoot the tech guys in the head now.
hugs Tri-Strike
Question333 Ha springs
*hugs fully modded stryfe with worker kit*
Yea
*hugs Slingfire*
Lever action is the best
3:45 "I dont use ironsights like a caveman", so you tell me that a caveman was the worlds greatest sniper? (Simo Häyhä was the worlds greatest sniper and he used ironsights)
He was the world's greatest sniper because he was able to snipe at scope range without a scope
@@nonmicrowaveabletoad yup
@@nonmicrowaveabletoad and 500+ confirmed kills (unless I remember wrong)
“Use a gun, and if that don’t work, use more gun”
“I suddenly became very afraid of my tech”
Way to beat tech guru...EMP...but doubt someone would have that in a nerf war XD
DIRECT_VIRUS out of nowhere the nerf nerd comes out with a emp XD
The mr casual
DIRECT_VIRUS emp stands electric magnetic pulse the more you know
Ayden Plays i know what it stands for everybody just shortens it so it is easier to type
DIRECT_VIRUS Yes, seeing as most EMP devices are illegal.
1:19
2018: "2 maybe 3 years later"
2020: wow.
I have seen this video hundreds of times and it is still one of my favourite stereotypes that's in the channel.
Do the know it all
Veqtas so, me
Thats just Coop though
婦產科 you.
we already did that
Techti-cool
I put the same thing
Me too
HEY YOU STOLE MY IDEA! no you didn’t, I’m joking, but I did wright that and I thought I was being creative.
You mean..
Techni-cool
I feel like the operator is just the chad of nerf, the guy most nerfers want to be. In most nerf stereotypes, the personalities often have tacti-cool gear to look and feel like an operator.
9:28 having a secretary for free while paying for the phone every month
Nerf stereotypes the lazy guy
Dude, this is the lazy guy
Do the Star Wars nerfer. The guy who only uses the star wars blasters.
doge doge me
doge doge im that one
Oh no
**laughing** what- **wheeze** what-if it’s rai- **dying** it’s raining! **laughing hysterically**
Pretty funny stereotype Coop, your vids are often quite informative and entertaining.
So essentially you’re a hacker in real life
He's the *H A C K E R M A N*
Or maybe part of gen z
ThomasKingGaming hackers aren't fake ? They're real people
No. He’s...
*THE ENGINEER.*
Nerf stereotypes the Modder
the slayer:
carries a wide rage of massive blasters like a champ and is nigh unstoppable
"That guy when the power goes out and doesent know what to do so they sit in a corner until the power is back" i feel called out
This entire video feels like its calling me out
Do the bullet hog. The one who never shoots and steals all the bullets and make sure he never loses one. Like if you agree
The Random Ryan Vlogs THEY ARE NOT BULLETS
Doggy Mods i know
@@ryanf5214 I'm the bullet hog XD
@@ryaanzaheed7585 lol my comment from a year ago
@@ryanf5214 yeeee
Make a clear kriss vector with LEDs in it
Jac Wentzel Kriek that would be sick
Jac Wentzel Kriek that would be epic of the lights matche the colour of the darts but it would sell be stupid because we would see the messy insides so it might not look right
YES
Eh I wouldn’t look that nice
Jac Wentzel Kriek Oh. My. F*cking. God.
This is literally the entire desc of kuhram at my school. Like he tells of the teacher for not talking about tech
Coop: tacti-tech
Me: tech-ticool
Do the “stealth operator”. The person who looks like he has a normal blaster but pulls something like a terrascout remote out of his storage stock.
*I accept my new tech overlords.*
I love how the character sometimes just becomes coop because he tries not to laugh
0:58 But aren’t you a human
"The Amish are a myth" XD I love u coop ur hilarious XD
They'll never know
Space Core oh hey space core I didn’t know you got internet in space, and you like nerf
The MEDIC!!
How?
The common Skrublord caries a stryfe with a drum and multiple shields and gives them to teammates?
Tf2
Kjell Ivar Kjelsnes medic
Medic
More like Techticool am I right?
4:50
Social Distancing: Hey
A Man knocked on my door and asked for a donation for the local pool, I gave him a glass of water
GJ
What an original joke..
Thanks for the laugh
Can you do the insane base maker (the guy who makes insane bases)
that was already done?
+a commentor no
N8 44 he already did the camper which had a fort
PC LGV that was a small base not an insanely large base
Thats easy he just needs to be himself
nerf stereotypes: the SWAT guy. the guy who pretends his team is a SWAT team, and always use SWAT gear and tactics
As an engineer a can say it's totally like this whenever I go nerf, pretty accurate
FINALLY a new stereotype vid 👍🏿👍🏿😍😍😝😝
Rj21's Channel I agree.
"Hey look buddy, I'm an Engineer, that means I solve problems."
TF2
Have a problem? Use guns. Have a bigger problem? Use more gun!
tech guru when he realizes that humans existed without tech for millions of years: impossible
Nice loadout!!! You are the only one who can convince me to buy blasters i didnt like before lol