It's really sad to be honest, I still hope that maybe some of them will change. For example at first everyone believed the Greater Lord was the only Archon but eventually Nahida and theories about two Archons started to appear. Fontaine too leaked a woman Archon but apparently the Archons are two, the new one and old one who seems to be still alive or they rule together (but it's still not sure) and they are apparently a guy. I hope some of the mentioned Archons aren't the actual official one but some of them are past/dead Archons because while they are confirmed to be Archons it's still not sure if they will actually be alive and the current Archon just like it could be.
@MuhdZuhdi me when i lie zhongli is the strongest archon physically nahida is strongest by using hax what ei is going to do when nahida erases her from existence
Imagine nahida trying to get beer Nahida: i want to buy a beer please Bartender: hey little girl get out! Nahida: i am the archon of sumeru Bartender: hah nice lie Nahida: *traps the whole bar in the cathedral with her ult* do you believe me now? Bartender: yes yes take all of these bears please dont hurt me
Yep then proceeds get her ass clapped by zhongli until she says uncle that weak bitch ain't even putting a scratch on a god who fought and killed 1000's of high ranking deities and is the leader of the adepti😂😂😂😂
As a Venti I can confirm this actually happened. Ahh, Zhongli.. I miss those times 😩 Also the butt itch at the beginning had me crying for some reason 😂😂😭😭
Plot twist : This scene was captured during the drink making event (I forgot the name) and traveller is behind the counter trying to act like they don’t know these two drunkards
*BONK* 😂😂 Throws her glass at him. What a savage. I didn't even think that Raiden was old enough to drink, with the fact that she's so innocent with her dango milk
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Venti and Zhongli laughing at Ei
Zhongli: "Women"
Me laughing as well
Also me: "Wait a minute- I'm also a woman"
💀💀
You get the joke.
@@doctorwho3708 she doesn't get the joke. She is the joke
same lmao
Same
“help, the grandpa and bard are drunk again!”
"ehhh what did you say"
*pass out*
Can you pay for this osmanthis wine
Get the traveler! We're NPC's here
Both are grandpa's honestly
Osmanthis wine tastes the same as I remember
THE SIPS OF THE DRINKS IM CRYING LMFAOOOO
ME TOO😭😭💀💀💀
😭🤣💀
May i ask, where's ur mom?
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
IM GALLOPING💀
Zhongli and venti laughing at raiden:
Nahida in the daycare section:
Dont forget her aranara toys too
nahida is too wise for them, she'd make some weird analogy that is funny
Lol
Bro instead of Nahida I bought you said my name-
you should not underastimate the powers of Nahida she can get you stuck in a samsara (time loop) until you lose your sane....
Archons☕
It's joke guys haha
I WILL HAVE ORD-
@@zenixkiryu ei: boba sword, activate
HELP JEAN FORCED ME TO GIVE KLEE HER PHONE
Me as raiden main: let’s this be our final duel 😂
Archons c0👌
Archons c2🐐
Archons c6 🍷🗿
It’s funny because they’re the only male archons so they actually would just make jokes by themselves 😭😭
And the only original ones left.
Knowing that their the only MALE archons,it makes sense-
wait there the only male archons? NANI?!!!
@@your_famboy4937 yes, other archons are women btw~ comfirmed by Genshin
Holy shit that makes it so much better
It's really sad to be honest, I still hope that maybe some of them will change.
For example at first everyone believed the Greater Lord was the only Archon but eventually Nahida and theories about two Archons started to appear.
Fontaine too leaked a woman Archon but apparently the Archons are two, the new one and old one who seems to be still alive or they rule together (but it's still not sure) and they are apparently a guy.
I hope some of the mentioned Archons aren't the actual official one but some of them are past/dead Archons because while they are confirmed to be Archons it's still not sure if they will actually be alive and the current Archon just like it could be.
it is serious? I did not know!
They from another dimension: .....
"HA,men🍵"
"🤭Hihihihihi"
@Gemcloud 🤣🤣
@@gemcloud6315small sacrifice for greater good
Imagine ei and nahida with her apple juice laughing at zhongli and venti
@Gemcloud lol
Woman☕🗿
Zhongli: A Drunk broke guy
Venti: A Drunk bard
Raiden: Worst cook in teyvat
Nahida: radish kid
Furina: spoiled brat
@@starryskies0fr
The pyro archon: dead
I love how Zhongli & Venti's eyes open wide while they sip on their beer
You clearly haven't drink a beer before, I drank once and its similar to that :)
Zhonglis eyes when he drinks✋💀
This is me and my friends talking about Paimon calling Venti “Tone-Deaf-Bard”
Also me being the schools chosen Venti bc I have his laugh
Well guess you got the power of God and anime on your side
Ur blessed
Finnally Zhongli found those who remember
Bro imagine they actually did this in the story lmaoo
Raiden: fails to cook food
Zhongli and venti: "women" augahahahahahahahahaha
I never knew that zhongli was that drunk- HE DRANK HIS WHOLE OSMATHUS WINE WITH VENTI THE DRUNK
Ei: *YOU WISH TO MAKE YOURSELF MY ENEMY!*
Yes😂😂😂
Zhongli: oh hah then you wish to get crushed by meteor
@@an4s_x in game its already explain that raiden shogun/ei/makoto is the strongest archon
@MuhdZuhdi me when i lie
zhongli is the strongest archon physically
nahida is strongest by using hax what ei is going to do when nahida erases her from existence
@@MuhdZuhdi
She's not even the real archon
Nahida: adults ☕
Venti scratching his butt at the beginning 😂😂😂
God this is wholesome 🤣🤣
🤨
Is it? 💀💀💀
No is not, fuck you
@@stick-chan Wamun ☕🗿
Lumine watching this:oh they did not just-
Both of them: Women
Raiden: YOU WILL BE INLAID APON THIS WINERY
Zhongli: oh shoot i cant pay Sorry .
*WOMEN* me being a woman laughing alongside them 💀
ZHONGLI WHYY
did anybody realize that Venti scratches his but?💀
Zhongli truly found someone to share memories with
BROO
YOU ALMOST MADE ME SPIT MA WUTAR
Zhongli: “Women”
Also Zhongli: *shape-shifts into a woman*
Venti too xd (Are canon that both have the Shape-shifting ability)
Imagine nahida trying to get beer
Nahida: i want to buy a beer please
Bartender: hey little girl get out!
Nahida: i am the archon of sumeru
Bartender: hah nice lie
Nahida: *traps the whole bar in the cathedral with her ult* do you believe me now?
Bartender: yes yes take all of these bears please dont hurt me
bonks needed
HAHA DID YOU GUYS SEE VENTI SCRATCH HIS BUTT IN THE BEGINNING?
Zhongli: “Women”
Zhongli and venti laughing
Ei: “TORN TO OBLIVION”
raiden: check you ballz
zhongli&venti: 😶
Zhongli with his shield
THE WAY VENTI SCRATCHED HIS HIP- 💀💀💀
did you notice that venti scratched his ass at the beginning of the video?
Expectation: (this short)
Reality if they did that with the shogun) raiden: now you shall perish
sara, who heard them disrespect the narukami ogosho thousands of miles away: REAL SHIT!?
Like Zhongli and venti will be one shot by Raiden
Duh talk about sense
Bro said reality ☠️
@@Viper-vw7hv Ohh 🤣👍
Yep then proceeds get her ass clapped by zhongli until she says uncle that weak bitch ain't even putting a scratch on a god who fought and killed 1000's of high ranking deities and is the leader of the adepti😂😂😂😂
Totally not venti just scratching his a$$ 😅
VENTI SCRATCHING HIS AHH- 😭
Unknown God:
Baal/Ei/Raiden Shogun:
The Tsarista:
Abyss sibling:
Venti and Zhongli: Hmph, women! *sips drinks*
Nahida: umm....say that again, please?
stop bringing children into dis
Why is this so in character for venti 😂😂😂
The girl archons: *depressed*
Venti and zhongli:women☕️
No one is talking about venti scratch in the beginning?
Venti "the archon of wind"
Me thinking about venti "the archon of depression" 🍺🍻
As a Venti I can confirm this actually happened. Ahh, Zhongli.. I miss those times 😩
Also the butt itch at the beginning had me crying for some reason 😂😂😭😭
The watermark is necessity these days
Not venti scraching his but😭
I love the way their eyes go wide when they drino
3 seconds later...
"Inabikari, sunawachi Eien nari"
Venti and Zhongli: *stares at Ei* LMAO WOMEN
Also Ei: TORN TO OBLIVI-
Bro, this is fucking art
Venti low-key scratched smth before ei passed JAHSHSUSHS
Ei crying for her dango milk getting snatched away by yae .......zhongli and venti:-Ei☕hahahahaha
Raiden: *Hears that*
Also Raiden: TORN TO OBLIVION
The fact that both of them can shape-shift into a female form makes this soo much funnier
Zhongli looks hilarious when his eyes are wide
Why does this fit so well
I was expecting a "TORN TO OBLIVION"
Plot twist :
This scene was captured during the drink making event (I forgot the name) and traveller is behind the counter trying to act like they don’t know these two drunkards
Ei's mind in the end be like:🤨😠 how dare you laughing at me, * throw the wood mug*
2 seconds later
"TORN TO OBLIVION"
Lumine: 👁👄👁
The way Raiden throw a cup on zhongli
zhongli and venti : women
Ei : Now you shall perish
"Torn to obli-
*Dies
Zhongli and venti make fun of all the other archons
Venti scratching his ass is just…
Ei: INAZUMA SHINES ETERNAL!
With how long they live and interacted with.
The word women reminded them both of all the funny and werid women they had met and cant help but laugh.
Litteraly 2sec later:
*TORN TO OBL-*
Tipsy Duck!
Original audio is from a great video, I highly recommend
THE WAY VENTI SCRATCHED HIS BUTT👀
Meanwhile Zhongli chatting witb Raiden:
Zhongli: man venti can't drive
Meanwhile Nahida at the daycare:
When you realize venti scratched his but before the video started 💀
*silence* *venti scratches his butt*
That butt scratch caught me off guard 🤣🤣🤣
Nobody realized Venti scratched his ✨ backside ✨
Nahida:☹️😕😐🙂😀😃🫠
Ei walking with her dango milk
That how you drink Ozmanthus wine
VENTI LOOKS HIGHT HELP
raiden coming back with nahida: quicken now u shall perish everyone hold hands the temple of wisdom booba sword plus whip
venti scratching his but at the start😂😂
*BONK* 😂😂 Throws her glass at him. What a savage. I didn't even think that Raiden was old enough to drink, with the fact that she's so innocent with her dango milk
Hu Tao: “Please, put the bottle down, gramps, you’re drunk.”
As a girl who simps for Zhongli, this makes me laugh 😂
I LIKE HOW VENTI SCRATCHED HIS BUTT-
Incase you didn't know, Mondstadt is related to Germany so this is perfect.
No ones gonna take about venti itching his...
Vanessa and guizhong be like: *disappointment meme*
Bro the way venti scratch his ass dude
No one talking about Venti scratching his ass💀
Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember
THE SIPS LMAO
VENTI I TOLD YOU TO STOP DRINKING THE LAST TIME YOU DRANK AT MY BAR YOU MADE A TORNADOE
Venti: scratches gyatt
Zhongli: *smirks* "women"
Both: *laughs*
Zhongli: *drinks beer*
Venti: *laughs*
Venti: wait im also a women...
I was expecting '"106" from zhongli when raiden walks past them 💀
*"aha, women, aughahahahahh SIP-"*
Zhongli after getting hit in the head : I WILL HAVE ORDER
Technically Venti could be classified as a women because he is a wing spirit/God, which means he take on any form of any kind.
*Me laughing with them* : wait i’m a woman 👁👄👁