Charlie Brooker - How To Watch Television (Part 3)

Part 3
The creator of BBC Four's Screenwipe, Charlie Brooker, did a special for Channel 4's The Art Show in which he presented a helpful and hilarious guide on how to watch TV. This was done with three quarters of the show being animated and was presented like a public information film.
Original Broadcast Date: 19/12/03
Copyright: Channel 4 and Zeppotron

[@aRomanSoldier]

They were right on about TV replacing normal ambition, meeting people, starting a serious relationship, etc.

[@Mysterious0Bob]

I love that WarioWare-like game.
I did everything other than close my eyes.

[@MrEggcake]

Can I open my eyes yet?

[@JoeeyTheeKangaroo]

After 2 years. Yes.

[@0m12]

That was amazing, as usual, though even more pleasurable because I wasn't even aware of its existence before stumbling upon it. As excited as ever about the next Screenwipe.
And thanks a lot for uploading this, sir!

[@ThatsMrMaxHeadroomToYou]

I love how the Aspect ratio keeps changing just to confuse the fuck out of people...

[@SoylentGreeeen]

Hey, I did close my eyes!

[@applemask]

YOU'RE WATCHING TELEVISION YOU'RE WATCHING TELEVISION YOU'RE WATCHING TELEVISION YOU

[@benwatts93]

can I open my eyes now?

[@applemask]

@kernel2006 It's Liz May Brice of Bad Girls, who was going out with Brooker at the time. For a man with a half-delfated face he doesn't have trouble surrounding himself with attractive ladies.

[@angelicMisha]

Unfortunately I was already watching this clip lying down with my head tilted 90 degrees to the left, I'm too lazy to tilt it the other way :(
:p Charlie Brooker totally rocks my socks though

[@thepwningeggnog]

i did close my eyes i was dissapointed

[@LBNANY]

@crazytosh1 I would totally watch a show like this, becoming one of the characters, that's brilliant!!!

[@ChiefRepublic]

Yep I didn't close my eyes.

[@CaitlinCakexx]

Thumbs up if you actually did the instructions on screen :)

[@RhysGarrish]

@killroomzine yes

[@kernel2006]

Is that maid Big Suze from Peep Show?

[@gorgolyt]

Why did you ever open them again?

[@knaan163]

@killroomzine haha yes definitely

[@Dracularrr]

Transcribe audio 2:13 :D

[@Amphy002]

Hi, it's 2020 here. Nobody watches TV any more. But people behave this way with their mobile phones.

[@applemask]

@benwatts93 no

[@W385TER96]

It's a little insulting?

[@crazytosh1]

was it just me or did everyone whistle the tune that was playing in the background?

[@Denta92]

Maid, I failed at the last instruction of closing my eyes, therefore I have been a very bad and naughty boy and therefore you should punish me, accordingly...
With a stick...
...
I need a life... ;__;

[@al28283]

@kernel2006 doesnt look like her

[@FattyBomBom12]

@killroomzine yes