[Vinesauce] Joel - Temu Trash Highlights ( Part 1 )
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Timestamps
0:00 - Intro
0:19 - Homepage results
1:36 - Banban
6:40 - skibidi toilet
11:53 - Laptop
13:58 - Breaking Bad
15:54 - Oppenheimer
16:21 - Nintendo Switch
17:07 - The Noise
17:17 - Zoomba
17:40 - Outro - เกม
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My favourite Temu listing is a shirt that says “I have a gun and am schizophrenic”. It will not stop advertising it to me.
Well are you?
Targeted advertising.
The cia is trying to tell you something
Answer the question
Personalized Ads
"Do you think they'll just start making shit up and going 'eh kids won't know it's not a banban character'?"
Little did he know.....
the coach pickles conspiracy
Handy Dan
@@WGY_Gameshandy dan was a shitpost
BUSSY RIPPED
*Guile's theme plays in the background*
GOCK INJURED
@@notNajimiNOOO NOT THE GOCK
FISH SLAIN
LOOBS TWISTED
obsessed with how joel pronounces banban
I genuinely believe we should put one of those skibidi plushes, sealed, shrink wrapped, incased in a plastic box, inside of a 12 inch thick stone sarcophagus to remind our greatgreatgreat (x80) what we fought for in our time
Get the "hotdog encased in resin" guy to do it
we live in an age where you can buy garten of banban, skibidi toilet, and Ken Carson goomba plush all from one sweatshop. exciting times
bro thinks he's opium (Freestyle 2 starts playing)
This was the last segment of Joel before he succumbed to Mao disease.
Rip in piss jotel
Joey contracts Mao disease (Inescapable ailment)
It's almost like every few years, we get a new sketchy Chinese web store; first there was AliExpress, then it was Wish, and now it's Temu. I almost guarantee you there's gonna be another one in like 3-4 years.
at least aliexpress is kinda reputable, wish and temu are just rubbish
Whattabout... Shopee?
aliexpress is the best one out of them
@@Hanz_Mshopee is only in the SEA region dude, no one outside of that knows about it
@@Hanz_MShopee is pretty reputable 👍🏻it’s been around for a while
she garten on my skibidi till i zoomba
[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
@@umlautabuser2769 she skibidi on my zoomba till i garten?
@@Allkingec[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
she skibidi on my toilet til i banban?
She zoomba on my skibidi till I garten?
Never giving my kids unmonitored access to internet
Getting a Temu ad before the video is wild 💀
THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO LMAOOO
I never got their ads until one video I watched mentioned them. Now they are BOMBARDING me with their dogshit ads :(
its EVERYWHERE
Me too
My parents went bananas for this website. They bought a bunk of absolute trash. My dad bought a watch case with a motor that spins your watch around every so often. WHY?
Adds a bit of a challenge when trying to tell the time?
that's to keep automatic watches "charged" when you don't wear it for a long period of time
that’s for automatic (mechanical) watches ( which use the motion of your wrist to wind the gears and stuff ) to keep them going while you’re not wearing them so you don’t need to reset the time often
Zoomba looks oddly endearing for a stolen plushie with one of those car scrubbers glued to its head
Tongue scrubber
cause it's ken carson
I love the implication that temu wrenched away a plushie from some kid
6:13 “It is Ban Ban but better, it’s Ban Ban *TWO*”
“Yeee”
Yup. Animal type ROH-DENTZ
My friend tried to get me to use Temu when it just came out because they were doing a special deal for inviting new members. Already I felt gross using it the second I "won" 90% off my next order due to the big spinny wheel that haunts you everytime you went on. I decided to spare a few overseas orphan hands by not getting anything.
Temu has also been known to sell your data, including bank information. They're also not responsible if the stuff you bought never arrives. It's incredibly shady. Not to mention that big companies in China are required to disclose literally everything to the government if they ask for it.
@@accelerationquanta5816they yearn for the mines
@@accelerationquanta5816they yearn for the mines
@@accelerationquanta5816your brain should work
@@accelerationquanta5816 Children yearn for the mine.
Somehow this website is even more predatory looking than Wish.
your phone gets so fucking hot using temu, my moms phone went through 60% of her battery in half a hour
@@FedkaSlovanich WTF? Does the temu app use your phone to mine bitcoin or something? 😭
I can imagine in like 20 years these bootleg shits become collectible crazes because of how utterly situational and impulsive their production was. The second coming of Beenie Babies is named Skibidi Ban Ban Wuggy Zumbo.
THE KEN CARSON GOOMBA
I'm so glad this segment is back
Oh hello there -Gilbert Garfield investigator-
@@logan0fficalgd ??
@@HouseholdWarrioryou heard
2:35 I can't believe Joel didn't thought of...
*BANBUSSY RIPPED*
The joke was literally there
The UFOPORNO at 11:50 killed me, props to the editor
6:40 Loved hearing Joel's disbelief audibly turn into anger.
4:26 I like how the dad said it was missing an eye when it literally just has one eye
For context the zoomba is supposed to look like a rapper called ken carson because it was a meme in his community to say he looks like a goomba
should we go back to talking 'bout Homixide Gagn again?
Gang*
11:42 joel's silent acknowledgement of the man face mug has me silently giggling
6:44 Skibidi Toilet plush toys right next to Withered Bonnie and Murder Drones? But... that is ridiculous!
That bussy be bankin
Cockefeller
the cooch runs the banks!!!!
I judge my valuables by the Bussy Standard, plain n simple
6:43 joey immediately gravitated to the scatman toilets, but personally the murder drones bootlegs on the left are more interesting to me.
like i barely know what it's about, but i figured it was too niche to get bootlegs. shows what i know i guess.
It got an influx of viewers after MatPat made a (very bad) theory video about the show.
Now the fandom is full of minors getting mad at adults and adults getting mad at kids, to the point of everyone doxxing each other, it's amazing.
@@miserirken ah yeah that'd do it.
@@miserirken The videos had dozens of millions of views each even before MatPat cashed in those sweet algorithm bucks.
@@miserirken fuckin MatPat as always
I feel this is more Joel having a genuine conversation with chat than a shopping experience but, and by god I love it
I really like seeing the random stuff in the background that Joel doesn't mention (at least in this cut).
Something about seeing plushies of Cut the Rope, some white bat, Hollow Knight, and two pigeons in the page of a Skibidi Toilet bootleg cracks me up.
Not to mention the shotgun frog, Buster Sword, handsome Squidward, and Street Fighter pins around a "fuck political correctness" shirt
6:54 Swedish Palpatine when he realizes all of his army fund were wasted on bootlegs
Joel is prolly one of the most genuinely joyful people I've ever seen
Now when a Temu ad shows up mid video we'll never know whether joel is doing another bit or if the ad is real. Thanks Oahborma
Gotta love the menacing timer running out
I wonder of Skibidi Toilet has ruined Half-Life 2 for some people. Like they can't look at the npc's in that game without hearing the music in their head.
For anybody under 14, probably.
SFM editors have been doing a lot more with the avatars for a lot longer
If you use Reddit and/or Twitter, that is…
The object heads from Skibidi Toilet are actually really well designed imo. It looks like something you might actually take seriously if their common enemy weren't HL2 NPC's in stuck in the sh!tter.
It’s literally just a guy with an object as its head
would u still like them if it was like replaced with their chest instead? really well designed guys with tv titties that have normal head arms and legs? im sorry but its just not a very creative design
@@huntresswizard569 tvitties
@@huntresswizard569 I think you just described the Teletubbies.
@@shiethegal VAHAJSHHSHSHAHA
6:15 it's banban *_TWO_*
Yeeey
Amazing, actually amazing. I got an ad at the start of the video so i watched it thinking it was Joel's because that ad was actually for "funny" items from poop pillows, vacuums that blow, and the non-tearing toilet paper.
glad joey finally got to play Wish 2 i’ve heard it really gud
Can't wait for Wish 3
*reading Temu* : "I named him michael. I like michael"
Joel: "THANKYOU BISH!" 😂
ken carson goomba spotted
0:42 his sleeper agent activated for a second there
my brother went to a show/carnival today,he got fnaf among us, skibid toilets, jumbo joshes, buggy wuggies, the whole shebang
Kids in the future are gonna post their old plush toys and all of it’s gonna be bootleg BanBan 😭
Should've called this "Temu Terror."
Reminder to never use Temu because if you enter in their credit card details they will LITERALLY drain your account without your knowledge and send it off the the Chinese government (I’m not kidding).
Never use Temu if it wasn’t already obvious
try telling that to the tiktok kids
is there any documentary/video explaining this?? i'd like to know more
@@bunnycat24 Notice how literally every item in the video has 4-5 stars? Even the crappy heads in toilets? Temu is a Chinese company that pays people to give their crap five stars and they do want to steal your information which is why they have such 'great deals'.
Temu is owned by a Chinese company which also used to have a shopping app called pinduoduo. It was banned because it installed malware on your phone and sent data to the Chinese govt. Yea, never ever use temu
A note to put here, China has tiktok banned, and their version of it only promotes a healthy lifestyle and productivity, all while slathering it in Ultranationalism.
11:30 This bigfoot not shitting. He waits for skibidi to come out from the toilet.
I think that's worse considering the implications
1:18 The pink American flag with Ice Spice on it made me pause the video and just stare into the distance for ten minutes.
made by kids for kids
damn 😂
I just saw an ad for this company yesterday. Had never seen it before and almost never encounter ads, so I'm glad to see what the site actually is without having to browse it.
It's wish if you bought wish from wish.
Imma go on a stretch but are you diagnosed with multiple mental diseases
The urge to leave a comment in german again just to confuse everyone is quite big.
𝕸𝖎𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝕲𝖊𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖙𝖊𝖓 𝖛𝖔𝖓 𝕷𝖆𝖉𝖞𝖇𝖚𝖌 𝖚𝖓𝖉 𝖘𝖙 𝖊𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖒𝖎𝖊𝖗𝖙𝖊 𝕱𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖘𝖊𝖍𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖊 𝖒𝖎𝖙 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖓 𝖆𝖚𝖘 𝖉𝖊𝖒 𝕱𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖊𝖓-, 𝕽𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖐-, 𝕱𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖘𝖞- 𝖚𝖓𝖉 𝕬𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓-𝕭𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖎𝖈𝖍, 𝖉𝖎𝖊 𝖎𝖍𝖗𝖊 𝕻𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖎𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖆𝖒 𝕾𝖊𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖒𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝖇𝖊𝖎𝖒 𝕰𝖉𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖑 𝕭𝖗𝖔𝖆𝖉𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕾𝖞𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖒 (𝕰𝕭𝕾) 𝖇𝖟𝖜. 𝕺𝖐𝖙𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝖆𝖚𝖋 𝕿𝕱1 𝖋𝖊𝖎𝖊𝖗𝖙𝖊. 𝕯𝖎𝖊 𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖊 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖊𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖒 𝕸𝖆𝖎𝖚𝖋 𝖉𝖊𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝕯𝖎𝖘𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖑. 𝕰𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖓-𝖔𝖋𝖋 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖊, 𝕸𝖎𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝕮𝖍𝖎𝖇𝖎, 𝖜𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊 𝖆𝖒 𝕬𝖚𝖌𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖚𝖋 𝖄𝖔𝖚𝕿𝖚𝖇𝖊 𝖚𝖓𝖉 𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖓 𝕶𝖆𝖓ä𝖑𝖊𝖓 𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖘 𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖌𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖍𝖑𝖙. 𝕰𝖎𝖓 𝕽𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖋𝖎𝖑𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖗 𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝖌𝖊𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖙, 𝖜𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖉𝖔𝖈𝖍 𝖉𝖚𝖗𝖈𝖍 𝖊𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖓 𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖒𝖎𝖊𝖗𝖙𝖊𝖓 𝕸𝖚𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖋𝖎𝖑𝖒 𝖟𝖚𝖗 𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖊 𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖙𝖟𝖙. 𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗 𝖜𝖆𝖗 𝖚𝖗𝖘𝖕𝖗ü𝖓𝖌𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖋ü𝖗 𝖊𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝖚𝖓𝖉 𝖐𝖆𝖒 𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖎𝖊ß𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖆𝖒.
stardenburdenhardenbart
cool!
@@kungfukitten6735 Da kann ich nur eine Sache entgegnen, guter Herr. Und zwar: Doppelhaushälfte
@@OnkelShlimpo-vr6bfa genue
if y'all think having a KUU computer is bad, imagine having an ASUS
haha yeah who would ever have one of those haha
ANUS
Yeah haha who would EVER get that brand haha
when the imposter is laptop
PUU computer
A shame that the part were the stream crashed after searching ban ban and saying "unfortunaly we have code ban ban, i hate to say it but- *dies*"
the goddamned ken carson plushie
@@keandogg I looked up the address and it came up with "zoomba goomba party: place of worship" on google maps
this is how I rock
11:56 those are some damn good specs
Hearing Joel sigh after hearing vinny played thay Skidiki Toilet horror game. Like maybe Joel thinks it was a Sunday stream when he usually plays trash games, but theres the thought maybe it wasnf.
Microwave Society bought one of those Skibidi Toilet plushes
5:10 joel rap about garden of banban temu plush
Ken Carson goomba
The noise that cat makes is like the perfect midpoint between a cat meowing and a baby crying
This has to be the hardest I've laughed in a while. The fucking "Zoomba" absolutely sent me.
ken carson goomba 😭😭😭😭😭😭
i pray for an animated version of the boomer shirt outfit uncle joey described
i cant believe ken carson is in vinesauce joel temu trash 17:17
I’m the nostalgia camera, I fight skibidi toilets so you don’t have too.
17:17 I love how nobody knows that the Zoomba is a meme that Ken Carson fans made ab Ken looking like a Goomba 😭
If I had a nickel for every time there was a Nostalgia Critic reference in this segment, I'd have two nickels.
Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
i got a temu ad on this video
the prophecy has been fufilled
This is the one where joel learned about my singing momsters...
temu moment
He doesn't know the goomba is supposed to be Ken Carson
GUESS WHO JUST GOT A TEMU AD WHEN I CLICKED THIS VIDEO?
that empty switch box is like something I would do
I literally don’t see a difference between Temu and Amazon
amazon puts workers in bad conditions, temu works them to death
Perfection
17:37 Skwambo Skibidi Baño.
I actually got a Temu ad for this lmao
Temu is just wish with different skin
nah temu is more of a scam website with keyboard loggers then wish
@@FedkaSlovanich
I mean they both do it, but Temu is just DOUBLY obvious.
@@Saxdude26 idk i like wish you got some cheap junk then you run into a item that is priced fair and its good, i bought a plate of cheap steel armor as a .22lr target and its stopped 2 .50 bmg rounds.
11:49
UUUFFFFFOOOOOOO POOOORRRRRRRNNNNOOOOOOOO
Banbaleenaaaa :3
next part is goiing to be so good with the roomba
6:43 NOOO THERE'S MURDER DRONES TOO 😭
i recently played through most of the Dragon Quest games with 6 DS being the last... i wasnt prepared to hear the battle theme here 16:02
NEW BAN BAN DROPPED
10:19 That Palpatine impression got me ded lol
"age group: 14+"
You're making me wanting to get a banana cat plush now
Nobody even knows the "Zoomba" at the end of the video is based of the musical artist known as ken carson
I actually got a Temu ad while watching this
16:34 Tears of the HongKong
i identify as an animal type rodent
they made bootleg ken carson goomba lmao
would cop tho
those youtube emoji 😭😭
The Man With The Plan is my favourite game in the Mascot Horror genre
kencarson goomba on a joel stream no way
Oh wow
never thought joel would ever meet the ken carson goomba
I got a temu ad for this lmao
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