It's kinda true, though. I mean, if you are planning on cooking a steak outdoors and you have quality steak for it, you just bring a pan or whatever and cook with that instead of using dirty ass rocks. Unless you're homeless and don't even own basic cookware other than a knife to defend yourself, that is.
@@GreyPunkWolf what do you mean it’s kind of true you clearly don’t know…. This is the type of technique of cooking and on top of that his filming in 4K and if you look at the marble on that steak, that’s probably A5 which cost more than $100 😂 what you’re saying is invalid, bro
Bruh my dad has 3 dogs. Two chew their food nicely and enjoy having a little treat. The other one summons a devil on each side of his mouth so he can swallow a bird whole. The thing weighs 8 pounds
@@bullatognya5480 "most". there are thermophilic bacteria that can be dangerous to you. best way to sterilize that is if you autoclave it. but who tf autoclaves steak. there's also parasites that can survive high temperatures of heat. so have fun eating contaminated steak
Homeless.. bleh. Play it up for once. Pls? Ik the gist is cranky uncle, but let the setting brighten the mood 😁 "adventurous nephew thinks food will taste better if you are homeless" "adventurous nephew was right"
Warning ⚠️: you should NEVER use river stones in fire making! River stones can still retain water even at high heat and it can cause the stones to explode.
I don't believe that they would explode. They could _break,_ sure, but worst thing that happens in that situation is you lose your food. Not really a big deal. Also I feel like they fake-found that rock. It's way too perfect to have just been randomly found on the side of a river. That single rock is probably worth 200$.
@@picklesandoxfordcommas Just because they can have something doesn't mean it's good for them. SALT IS BAD FOR DOGS, and that is a fact not an opinion. And did you not notice the two whole garlic heads?
@@99Carnaval they can Def explode. I think it’s because water gets in little cracks in the rock, then you heat it up, it expands into steam, and KABOOM.
Quick tip for everyone, never use river stones around fires, the water in the rock heating up and expanding could cause the rock to explode from pressure
He just seasoned the whole ecosystem
I mean technically…
@@EY_T 🤓
@@venomyt6405 dont do me like that i meant it positive bruh
@@EY_T 🤓
@@EY_T 🤓
“Homeless cooking outside weejo” is a wild ass statement 😂💀
It's kinda true, though.
I mean, if you are planning on cooking a steak outdoors and you have quality steak for it, you just bring a pan or whatever and cook with that instead of using dirty ass rocks.
Unless you're homeless and don't even own basic cookware other than a knife to defend yourself, that is.
@@GreyPunkWolf you touch rock, me shaling-shalong bigger.
@@GreyPunkWolf what do you mean it’s kind of true you clearly don’t know…. This is the type of technique of cooking and on top of that his filming in 4K and if you look at the marble on that steak, that’s probably A5 which cost more than $100 😂 what you’re saying is invalid, bro
😂😂😂😂
how
"Why my home spicy" got me 💀💀💀
Same😂
Same😂😂😂
the best😂😂
Fr tho😂
LOL
“Why my home spicy” got me dying 🤣💀
Same😂😂
*3 weeks later*
Bear: I dont know, its just the fish been hittin different lately
Bro💀
Underrated
Lmfao yessss
😂🤣😭💀
😂😂😂😂😂😭
“Why my home spicy” got me laughing like an evil clown
For real i never laugh at anyrhing but i saw this while jerking ir and couldnt stop lauguing
@@BlernsterYou were wanking during a Roger video? Odd
It got me laughing like an evil clown too
@Blernster what
It would have been better if you said “like a clown fish”
bro fr said
“Fuck it, I’m gonna go cook in a river.”💀💀
in a wiwerrr
in a wiwerrr
“Why my home spicy?” Got me 😂
"why my home spicy" I cannot, I'm in literal tears from laughter
Same
Omg it's so funny
😂😂😂😂
💀
Omg meee too! And pee steak. Hilarious hahahaha
"Why my home spicy?"
-Uncle Roger Fish Form
453 likes but no comments let me fix that
@@Kansgameno
why my home spicy haiyaa
Amol
there's pee n the water
"hE iS fLIpPiNG ThE StEAk WitH HiS hAndS ThiS gUY iS maChiNE"😂
Wrong video
I was just reminding😅
Why am I home spicy got me rolling on the floor😂😂😂
wrg, sayx, laux etc any nmw
@@zes3813huh!?!?😂😂😂😂
"Why my home spicy?"
- uncle fish
300th like❤
@@Iamroach.official yey ty ❤️💕😁
Actually it's the fish
😊😊
That caught me off guard😂
“Why my home spicy” got me dying 😅
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Same
😂😂😂😂😂
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Yeah but then "why you cook steak on rwiver? You know people can pee up in rwiver"🤣
Why my home spice? Had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Why my home spicy-" got me on the ground 💀💀
“It’s actually not bad”
The greatest compliment Uncle Roger has ever given
yesss 😂
It actually not bad *
Hahaha right
Fuiyoh has left the chat
This so called uncle roger doesn't even know how to cook
No one is talking about how he gave his dog a whole ass steak, what a lucky good boy
@Gorilla_Warfare not really
@Gorilla_Warfare 😐
@@politefroggyit looks like a eyeround
@Gorilla_Warfare Npc behavior
A- am i n-not supposed to give my dogs a whole stake each time?/j
The fish: Hmm.. my home is so spicy
People who wants to add advanced humour: Just like Ice Spice
"Why my home spicy" i cant 😂
Gave the dog like 80 bucks of beef right there
Good
Hes a good boy for sure.
Couldn't be me
@@foxmoontp If you can't spare you life savings for a dawg, you ain't got a dawg
@@foxmoontp cheap bastard, your dog would give its life for you without a second thought and you wouldn't even give it one nice meal smh
Holy shit that dog straight up swallowed that whole steak.
He probably lasted about another ten minutes, then flopped over in a food coma
@@lysander3262 dog dies extremely happy i dont know of any dog that wouldnt love a steak like that
Bruh my dad has 3 dogs. Two chew their food nicely and enjoy having a little treat. The other one summons a devil on each side of his mouth so he can swallow a bird whole. The thing weighs 8 pounds
@@lysander3262 🤣🤣
The dog is definitely underrated in the video😂
WHERE ARE THE 3 WHOLE ASS BLOCKS OF BUTTER
Explains why the ocean has not only a salty taste
the multitude of species of bacteria coming from rivers:
"you can't see me 👀"
They are gonna be killed by heat.
Well most of them die in this kind of heat
@@bullatognya5480 "most". there are thermophilic bacteria that can be dangerous to you. best way to sterilize that is if you autoclave it. but who tf autoclaves steak. there's also parasites that can survive high temperatures of heat. so have fun eating contaminated steak
@@bullatognya5480 most not all
Spices* of Bacteria
"Huh....Another homeless cooking outside weejio" 💀
@@Snags50 your that one guy who ruins jokes and call it a master piece
@@DEH_EPIKEDITZ and you’re that one guy to misspell you are *snort* get it like I’m funny right 🤓
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@starplayz_rb4940 L
@Canadian Shield Canadians have a dry sense of humor. Must be all that rocky mountain oysters you been eating 🤣🤣😂😂😂
"why my home spicy?"
Famous last words
Roger never holds back on his comments😂😂
"Another homeless cooking outside weejio"
Got me dying
😂
That river has more seasoning than jamie Oliver's cooking
-uncle Rogers mind
wtf xD this is the best...and your weejo word ;D
Homeless.. bleh. Play it up for once. Pls? Ik the gist is cranky uncle, but let the setting brighten the mood 😁 "adventurous nephew thinks food will taste better if you are homeless" "adventurous nephew was right"
Found your comment-
That doggo had a full ass feast right there
It hurt me
That thing waa bigger than his stomach. Poor dog probably threw it up.
@@ZebraLuv fr ain't no way that dog keeping it down, if it even gets past it's throat
The dog got it because it tasted like piss...
They get to eat better than I do
"why my home spicy?"
famous last words
That "Haiyaa! Season The Steak Properly" Sounded like my teacher when im not looking💀
Bro roasting him harder than he could roast the steak😭✋
Underrated 😅🤣
Ofcourse
I got you off 666 likes
Definitely
true💀💀
I laughed way too much at "why my home spicy??"
Same xd
Same😂😂😂😂
But at the same time taste good??
pain on my chest after laughing too mush
Uncle Roger so cute as a fish ❤
Now no one else has to season there fish, he did it for them
-"It actually not bad"
-"But uncle Roger your face looks like you just witnessed a kitchen murder-"
-"IT ACTUALLY NOT BAD"
Don’t ever use river rocks in your campfire. They can have trapped moisture in them that can cause them to explode when heated.
That's what I am thinking
Depends on the rock. Some rocks don't even need the "river" part.
Good PSA
It's not going to fucking explode lolllllllll.
It'll crack at worst. Wtf are you people on. Do you just say things?
Yeah I've seen it explode and all food scattered away leaving nothing behind
“Why My Home Spicy” Bro forgot how big his home is 💀
Lmao😆😆😆😆😆
😂😂😂😂😂😂😐
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed a lot
WAKAKAKAKKAKA
Also the pee part, you could shit in a river and the water would still be ok.
At least the fish is seasoned 😂
bros dog just committed cannibalism
"Eating steak with pee?" Jamie Oliver: "It adds depth and flavor."
Jamie Oliver: "needs chili jam tho"
yayah! 😀@@maidouniu
666 likes?? lemme fix that.
Gordon Ramsay:
Juicy on the outside, infectious in the middle!
@@maidouniuand a lot of olive oil
Bro the "why my home spicy?" punchline is on a another level 🤣🤣
@@Dont_click_this_profil3 you can't even bait people into your profile lol
Wasn’t THAT funny
@@jimmieatscoochiee share TH-cam with all ages but sometimes I can't stand what people find funny now
@@jimmieatscoochie its actually pretty funny ngl
"Why my home spicy?" Got me dieing 😂😂😂💀💀
Nah the part where he said : why my home spicy got me laughing on the ground😂😂
"Why my home spicy?! " had me rolling
Same lol
The fish are just white
@@theOGjuulcat unfunny
@@NasaMilkMan yesfunny
Homeless cooking weejio got me dying😂
Wert
@Unknown_User Oops clicked it
Same😂
Fr lmao from that part
@Unknown_User I did tho
That dog ate that piece in a heartbeat 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love the way he says it so bluntly and beautifully that he cracks me up every time 😂❤😂❤😂❤
"Why my home spicy?" Got me jumping like a fish💀💀
Edit: Fuiyyoooo 2.5k Likes!
same lmao
I see what you did thefe
I’m dyingggg😂😂😂😂😂
Before the fish said that their eyes will totally burn before
lol 🤣🤣🤣
“it actually not bad”
the dog proceeding to choke on that full steak:
@Unknown_User thank you for that reminder I surely wont
Reaching
@@genocyber4842 joking
Exactly
@Unknown_User thanks for the reminder I wont
Why my home spicy got me dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Uncle roger "Haiyaaaa"
Me: *"Now you get on my nerves HAIYA!"*
Warning ⚠️: you should NEVER use river stones in fire making! River stones can still retain water even at high heat and it can cause the stones to explode.
This is facts. You want your rocks from elevated and dry environments.
Dry them out slow on low heat and be sure its a "hard stone" and you'll b fine
I don't believe that they would explode. They could _break,_ sure, but worst thing that happens in that situation is you lose your food. Not really a big deal.
Also I feel like they fake-found that rock. It's way too perfect to have just been randomly found on the side of a river. That single rock is probably worth 200$.
Settle down
@@MsHojat believing and it actually happen are two diferent things. Based on experience and science I can say that thy do, in fact, explode.
As a man who got kicked out of the house we comfirm that we cook steak in the river
@@user-be4zd7nc7d Dont go in your closet 😮
@@mrfunfacts8382 don't check behind u 😮
@@soundwave12142
don’t look up 😮
@@TheSoullessImmortal Don't stand up 😮
@@alipizzacat3773 Don't flush the toilet tonight 😮 (I am hungry)
“Why my home spicy” got me😂
"And you just eating steak with pee, HAIYAA." got me rolling on the floor 😂
Bro is Gordan ramsay's personal trainer 💀💀
ON GOD. 💀💀
Frr
@@user-be4zd7nc7d sure i wont
Fish: "Why my home spicy?"
- *Pepper*
🫚 🐠 🌶️
Josh Hutcherson would come in handy rn💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂
bro gave his dog 30 dollars worth of food in one bite
Why my house spicy got me dying in my bed 😂
Rumor has it, he's still chewing that eye of round steak.
I was gonna say the same thing! Eye round is horrible!!
Doubt he even tasted that pee steak 😂
@@aidaallen6373 great for beef jerky. Bad for everything else 😂
I was looking for this comment lol only eye of round is good for is jerky !
Laughing in Oklahoma Chicken Fried
“Why my home spicy?”
Got me rolling
Edit: omg I came back after 1 day to 2.4k likes ty
Same 😂
Same
Achievement unlocked.
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@@kinslayer3609 bro I laughed so hard I literally started a hurricane
Same here 😂
"why my home spicy" famouse quote by uncle fish
"Why my home spicy?"
- Fish 2023-2023
Rip fish
@@nemo5029 rip nemo the fish bc your profile pic and name is a fish
@@K1mb3rry Nemo: They seasoned my home wrong, not enough salt
Fish
Fish
“Why my home spicy” got me dead on the floor 💀
bro if that killed you wait until you hear an actually funny joke
I swear to god!!! lmfaooo
@@junoboi1957what are you trying to say?
Rest in peace dude😔🫡
That shit was mad unfunny idk how you found that funny
I love the comment about the seasoning and the fish saying why my home spice.
Fish be like '' why my home spicy😂" 💀💀💀
Uncle Roger really can roast people in less than a minute
Edit: Woah I didn't expect this much... thx guyss:)
Frr
Ye
Bro vesheremy and uncle roger should do a rap battle
@@yuriroukoz who uncle Bob?
@@Karliscool I meant uncle roger
“Why my home spicy?”
-fish uncle roger
uncle fish
“Don’t play with your fooood haiyaaa”
-Uncle Roger
"why my home spicy" got me laughing like a pig
😂
Had me rolling 🤣 😂
Bruh SAME
wait..what do laughing pigs sound like?
@Shiro San laughing like a pig. Like snorting when they laugh. I get what you are saying, but my real question is, do pigs laugh?
"Why my home spicy?"😂😂😂
Cute doggggggggg
For real though why my home spicy😂
Lol
The dog is cute but why my home spicy?
Loll
1000th like ^^
Man he's too funny😅😅😅😂😂😂!
The speed of Roger going from Hiya to Season the steak properly is immaculate
The dog is eating better than half of the humans on planet earth💀
Tht dog is gunna choke to death Jesus Christ
That's some rubbery ass steak, my dogs eat better dry food.
what dogs deserve
No freedom.
Not really, garlic is toxic to dogs
“Just eating steak with pee” 💀💀
491 likes and no comments? Let me fix that
Haiyaaaaa
That's salt bae's secret recipe
thw only thing i was wachingbwas the dog tbh its ao cuteeee
"why my home spicy?”
Proceeds to feed it to the dog like a Homeless king👑
That’s all it’s good for after it’s been as contaminated as it has been.
@@SH-ig7wtyou wouldn’t have said anything if roger didn’t 😂
Hope there were no spices on it!
@@matcauthon876 dogs can have salt, pepper, and rosemary. i'm sure he didn't give the dog any garlic though. it's basic dog owner knowledge.
@@picklesandoxfordcommas Just because they can have something doesn't mean it's good for them. SALT IS BAD FOR DOGS, and that is a fact not an opinion. And did you not notice the two whole garlic heads?
“Don’t throw the pepper in the river, later the fish swimming around thinking:”
“*sniff* why my home spicy” that got me dying 😂 💀
Same 😂👍
Worst joke + Counter Ratio bozo L.🤓🤡
@@RonaldoHater777 blud done woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning☠☠
@@fizzysoda.. Who asked you ratio bozo L + cringe fatherless counter cringe bozo L🤡😐🤓
No riwer
“Haiye season the steak properly “ seemed hella serious 😭caught me off guard
Wise man say;
What is up-stream for one, is downstream for another.
“People can pee upriver …”
Spoken like someone who really understands 😂.
🤓
😂
Are the only one who's done Has Peed in the river.
@@iheru 😐
@@iheru bro you look like one bc obviously you can’t pee up stream
Uncle Roger needs his own Cooking show !! Also the "Why my home spicy?" Made me laugh
Edit 1:woah thank you guys for the Likes!
That made me laugh so bad. It instantly reminded me of all those dumb "why is it spicy" memes.
Yes
@@_Cohuna LMAOO I just thought of that
*sniff* *sniff* "WhY mY hOmE spIc¥"
same😂
I was just looking at how cute that dog is
ProTip: Don't heat up river rocks, its dangerous.
Kaboom
@@grunhilde6778 wait, really? It'll go kaboom?
@@99Carnaval yes, they can crack and explode
Most often just crack but I've seen a few kaboom
@@99Carnaval they can Def explode. I think it’s because water gets in little cracks in the rock, then you heat it up, it expands into steam, and KABOOM.
Quick tip for everyone, never use river stones around fires, the water in the rock heating up and expanding could cause the rock to explode from pressure
The rock becomes the bomb
@user and then we die of food poisoning
From bad Fried egg rise
Rice
Bruh
@@RyanPlayzCc then people come across the dead body’s
"Why my home spicy" got me rolling on the floor 💀
Dont throw the peper to rewer got me crying😂😂😂
*the dog has been waiting for that moment it's entire life*
69 likes
The dog then proceeds to get pancreatitis
Yrs
Looking for a comment saying *him: our food is eating food!*
After he realized how bad he overcooked the steak he gave it to the dog.
Fun fact: Heating a rock that was near a river can cause it to explode because the water inside the rock turns to steam and expands.
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😨
Yep!
Science entered the chat
This! Never build a fire with rocks from a riverbed or pond!
😂😂😂😂😂😂The way you said why my home so spicy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I died of laughter 😂😂for the part you know ppl can pee😂😂😂😂😂😂haaahahhaha😂
"u know people pee in the river so when you cook in the river you just eating steak with pee haiyaaa" uncle Roger left me traumatized forever
I saw my brother peed in the mud water, it's was disgusting😂
where do you think fishes and other aquatic animals pee/shit ?
@@laughingvampire7555 it's not same
@@PRIVILEGE_YELLOW 😂😂😂😂😂
When you get it in your mouth 😋
As a fish who lives in that river, I can confirm my home is now spicy.
🍣
I will cook you now
@@Aydenschannel6415yes.
@@Aydenschannel6415 NO PLEASE 👹
@@Aydenschannel6415don't cook my brother he's special :(
Fish: why me home spice?
That got me😂😂😂
Just as a PSA, having rocks from rivers near a fire can make them explode due to water inside them expanding from the heat of the fire
New party trick unlocked
Big boom
@@sw33tcakes273 yeah don’t do that at a party… that’s how u get shards of rock embedded in ur body
Hopefully he sourced the slab and supporting rocks from higher ground
@@DaFlameGamers free piercings
Uncle Roger knows how to not get caught so he doesn't have to cook outside
Aunty Helen would beg to differ
@@mollyanderson657 she caught him with Auntie Esther?
Why my home spicy got me rolling all over my floor 🤣 😂😂😂😂😂
"Why my home spicy"