it’s actually very accurate though, looking at this almost a year later Ake is one of the kindest hearts in the league, yet such a blockade of a defender, excellent in 1v1s
@@gandalf_thegrey i don't get what you are saying.. Please if you don't have the answer stop making useless comments on questions you have not been asked
Had me at "...poise of an apex predator but eyes of a kindly woodland creature. it's a devastating combo...". I am really bingeing on this 'meet and greet'
This is hilarious. Watched it a number of times already. This guy actually is saying quite nice things about everyone but in a funny way. Shows that you don't always have to put someone down to be funny.
You have a fabulously symmetrical face...🗨 You're clearly a master of hydration...🗨 You're a one man carnival of physical efficacy..🗨 Never stop,never change!
you're a fabulous Nordic meat sheild 😂 I nearly died laughing.. thank you city from the bottom of my heart for being the club I've loved since I was born in 1989 but thank you even more for this. 😂😂😂
I cant stop laughing! Ake just waited and hear what he was talking about & Palmer’s reaction hahahaha yes your are in the right direction! SMASH IT! 🤣🤣🤣
This guy is a British legend, he literally was being his usual self welcoming shoppers into B&Q when staff came outside and asked him to stop as some customers had complained about him being polite to them? Honestly 🤣🤣
@@anthonygarcia3922 well Jack isn’t the brightest tool in the box, Haaland needs to learn some manners, Kalvin and KDB knew who he was. He is on Tik TOk and has a TH-cam account where he has been doing this for years.
Yeah, he's just happy he's staying at City, and he stopped for a chat with the guy, even if he had absolutely no any idea what the guy was talking about!
Grealish’s face as he desperately tried to work out if he was just insulted or complimented 🤣🤣🤣
Im still working it out
He was waiting for a translation 😅 he thought it was german
Yeah Grealishs brain blew a gasket there haha Symmetrical? 😅
"I have what?!" Ready to take him on LOL.
He is a footballer.. they are not known for their IQ's, I bet he didn't understand what the word "Symmetrical" meant.
The one with aké was amazing, he looked like he actually appreciated what Hawke said😂 Hilarious!
Nathan is very humble
Ake is a good sport...I'd probably keep on walking...lol
Humble guy😅
Get in there and smash it all up.
That's brilliant motivation 🤣🤣
@@catherine3605 tell me about it😭 what a guy, absolutely love him!
“You have the poise of an apex predator, but the eyes of a kindly woodland creature”. What a sentence 😂😂😂
it’s actually very accurate though, looking at this almost a year later Ake is one of the kindest hearts in the league, yet such a blockade of a defender, excellent in 1v1s
that is very accurate for Ake
Whoever organised this at City deserves a promotion.
And they arranged for it to happen in Houston, Texas.
Jan Mobey
This is hilarious 😂 “Shoulders back, go smash it” lol
Got to be a new chant in there somewhere….
What does it even mean
@@Nat-wu4kj ................. what do you don't understand about it is the better question
@@gandalf_thegrey i don't get what you are saying.. Please if you don't have the answer stop making useless comments on questions you have not been asked
@@Nat-wu4kj Shoulders back, means good posture & confidence & go smash it, means go out there & win. It's just the way he says it that is humorous.
You have to love Grealish and his relationship with the English language😂
Tell me bout this 😆 🤣 😂 love grealish so much he's such a Great player has a heart and he's funny asf 😆 🤣 😂 😹 💙💙😩🙌🙌🙌🥺🥺💙🥺💙
Hope he has a good season this time around.
Its abusive 🤣
what kind of relationship with the English language?
@@lilyrose4089 a symmetrical one, Jack doesn’t understand the English language and the English language doesn’t understand Jack
Had me at "...poise of an apex predator but eyes of a kindly woodland creature. it's a devastating combo...". I am really bingeing on this 'meet and greet'
Gotta say... I totally agree with that estimation 💙
Awfully accurate description it was, as well.
Yeah 😂
Beautiful works
Grealish is that one guy who needs to be in every group. He's just too jolly and loveable 🤣🤣🤣🙌🏼🙌🏼
I’ve WHOOOOT? 😂
Ikr he makes me smile and laugh 😂 😹 🤣 😆 😂 😹 🤣 😆
Tbh I think he's just wondering what symmetrical means.
@@mysterymen3764 😂😂
Even the price tag makes us laugh 🤣
Pep gave him, a Pep talk back, he's the boss. Loved the reactions.
Such kind words for Nathan Ake, wish him all the best this season 💯💯
So on the nose though. That's exactly Ake to a T
Nathan is a lovely guy
Well.
He went in there and smashed it
Genuinely love this guy. Wholesome.
Fantastic! Love it!!! Poor Goal Palmer he has no idea what’s going on… 😂 Shoulder back City, let’s smash it!!! 💙
Be fair. You don't get much of that in Wythenshawe! "Cole", by the way.
Prem soon come.
Yeah, I admit, that's gonna be a phrase I use for a while! 😅
Guys that Pep joke he gives to Pep himself was really well done and funny too 🤣🤣.Don't you agree????
No.
Pep was scared and missed his bicycle just in case of another attack.
Was good
I guess it's the climax. Exactly why they placed a pep talker at the entrance.😂
Was the obvious joke to make, still funny
Ahhh the Greeters guild with another fantastical performance, representing the top notch individuals around. Love Troy.
Erling not here for jokes.💯💯💯 50 goal season incoming.😎😎😎
I'm writing this in September 2022, and that number seems low now!
@@christiansleepvideos I'm writing this in October 2022, and that number seems low now!
Sir, may I please have the lotto numbers since your can see the future 🎉
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I forgot I even wrote this. I was just caping bout that 50 goal season. The man is insane.
52 now. This aged like fine wine
Some of the best content this channel has ever produced. More of this please
De Bruyne's laugh closes the file 😅💙
Honestly if this man greeted me at the work door every morning I'd be the bloody director 💪
He takes recommendations on TikTok I think
De Bruyne let him talk but Haaland just walked Cole Palmer was confused as hell 😂😭
Is that a reference to the "let me talk" scene by Kdb?😂💔😭😭
@@siphosethusambulo7457 yeh haha
haaland reaction was great he just hates talking to the media he probs though it was the press
Haaland was confused on what is happening lmaoo
Clarity soon come
This is hilarious. Watched it a number of times already.
This guy actually is saying quite nice things about everyone but in a funny way.
Shows that you don't always have to put someone down to be funny.
Shelders beck, smesh et
What a nice guy Phillips is shook his hand friendly smile. Just a all round decent human.
You have a fabulously symmetrical face...🗨
You're clearly a master of hydration...🗨
You're a one man carnival of physical efficacy..🗨
Never stop,never change!
Grealish is too jokes man, his reactions are priceless🤣
The confusion wondering what symmetrical means.
@@Matt19matt19😂👍
Respect to nathan ake, standing to talk to him rather than just walking past
Jacks confusion when told he has a “fabulously symmetrical face” had me in stitches 😂😂😂
you're a fabulous Nordic meat sheild 😂 I nearly died laughing.. thank you city from the bottom of my heart for being the club I've loved since I was born in 1989 but thank you even more for this. 😂😂😂
@Yair Evreuklovic literally nearly died laughing 🤣
Haaland was having none of that 😂
💀
Haaland thought it was a random fan🤣🤣😭
I hope first game he has "Nordic Meatshield" on his shirt.
yeah, lighten up Haaland….
@@VelvetMetrolink 😂😂😂, have to include Nordic meatsheild in one of his chants. Brilliant nickname.
This is brilliant! They need more of these funny videos
Loved Dias lmaoo
Man lifts one eyebrow and goes “Who’s that guy?” Just amazing reactions
One of the best ever TH-cam videos that i watched. So funny
This is hilarious 🤣 The confusion on their faces🤣
He is right though..... Smash it!
I cant stop laughing! Ake just waited and hear what he was talking about & Palmer’s reaction hahahaha yes your are in the right direction!
SMASH IT! 🤣🤣🤣
This is a wonderful human being.
Big fan city💙💙💙✊✊✊
If anyone read this comment GOD Bless You🙏
This was so funny i love that guy
I am United fan but indeed we need this kind of man 😂😂😂
Manchester is Blue
@@City-pp7ql no it's white.
you need any kind of man this transfer window. Preferably a man that can play DM
I thought you have all clowns in that team
Yeah, u need to lighten up that dressing room. Have some laughs 😃
He is brilliant!
Love that Ake gave him undivided attention 💙
This actually needs to be a thing... Been following this guys content for a while now. Top class haha
This video has greatly cheered me up. Earlier today i made an individual blunder that knocked my team out of the tournament. Thank you so much!
What an L
huge L
@@plokmijn1668 nah we’re demons😭
Don't worry mate. We all make mistakes. Now got out there, shoulders back & smash it! 💙
I like this guy
Imagine going in and forgot something in the bus
I haven't even watched it and I started laughing cause of grealish 😂 🤣 😆 😅 could imagine his reaction
As a Sheffield Wed fan, how can you not like the City team, dressing room filled with quality and personality.
Hahaha I see what you did there, most didn't
It's so funny I didn't stop laughing till the end video 😆
Troy Hawke is a legend his greeters guild videos are hilarious been about for time this man
The man has made it. So awesome.
I love this guy
Underrated team
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- You have a fabulously symmetrical face!
- *I have what?*
- A fabulously symmetrical face!
- … 🤔 … cheers!
Jack content 😂😂😂😂❤️
Love this! 🤣😂
Love Troy Hawke. Would be great to see him greeting at other football clubs too.
Haaland wasn’t having any of it 😭
yeah😭😭😭😭
🤣🤣 didn't know what was going on
He was on smoke 😤🤣
The guy is a robot he hasn’t updated to real life human interaction yet
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy is a British legend, he literally was being his usual self welcoming shoppers into B&Q when staff came outside and asked him to stop as some customers had complained about him being polite to them? Honestly 🤣🤣
Why does nobody know him then?
@@anthonygarcia3922 well Jack isn’t the brightest tool in the box, Haaland needs to learn some manners, Kalvin and KDB knew who he was. He is on Tik TOk and has a TH-cam account where he has been doing this for years.
@@KatrinaLUFC211 what about the rest of the team?
@@anthonygarcia3922 clearly not !
@@KatrinaLUFC211 so he isn't a British legend then
Great seeing players enjoying themselves CTIFD
Yes you going in the right direction “as if he asked “😂😂😂😂
Ake was trying to understand 😂😂
Troy Hawke funny guy can’t stop watching this, thank you for this post 🤣🤣🤣😁👑💙⚽️👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🙏🏽
Like the "you look like basil rathbone" quip!! 😁
I need this guy to motivate me all the time
Aké is such a nice guy.😅💙
Yeah, he's just happy he's staying at City, and he stopped for a chat with the guy, even if he had absolutely no any idea what the guy was talking about!
😂 can't stop watching this 💙✊
It finishes after 2 mins 21 secs
Was stoked to see him greet the team on the Parade bus. Bring him every year. He is lucky now. Treble won, and he was there day one.
i love you man city
Omg this man is hilarious 😂🤣
"Who's more the pep talker, the pep talker or the pep talker who gives Pep a pep talk..". I died laughing. This can be used as a tongue twister.
When pep responded the Pep talker it sent me😭😭😭
😂 Grealish. Same vibes as the 'encyclopedia of football' video. Love him
1:24 He stumbled on his words! That's the first time I've seen him break 😂🤣
I love city ❣️❣️🤩
Superb
This is class 👏 👌 🙌 👍🏼 😍
I bet Ake was smiling all day after that
superb, more of this and Britain might cheer up
the world need more people like him. a poper greet.
whoever came up with this is bloody brilliant
Haaland loved it so much he went through there twice
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
they way ruben says: who’s the guy 😭
The Cole Palmer bit got me laughing hard
What did he mean?
@@chad7694 he's a young kid and probably thought he went down the wrong door lol
He's hilarious.
I wonder how much time it would take me to get a raise if this man greets me like this everyday 💜 shoulders back, smash it 😉
Phillips the master of hydration 🤣🤣
Watched this about 5 times now 😂
I want this guy to greet my clients on our workshops! Amazing stuff!
You are clearly a master of Hydration 😂😂 Kalvin Phillips Loved that.
Grealish is too fun🥰🥰🥰
Je t'aime fort ❤️❤️ Man city
Jack Grealish is a character 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha that was AMAZING! 😂
Shoulders back and go smash it 😂😂 fellas a legend haha!
Haland is still as cold as always 😂😂
SuperJack 😅😅😅 gets me laughing always...
Dudes videos on Twitter are hilarious
Love it 😂😂😂
Good stuff! Thanks.
Grealish with his bewildered look always cracks me up 🔝
Kdb saw that coming hence why he walked straight past he’s sees everything
That's great Troy.
Grealish always makes me smile🥰
He was awesome 😂
Jack looks bewildered say it all🤣🤣🤣 Kalvin 😁 alway a good sport, everyone smashed it 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👍🏽 ⚽️💙
Haaland probably thought it was a roast😭😂😂