its actually Solomon that hears the talking ant. he has a long conversation with a Hoopoe bird who gives Sheba his message. also, in sura the cave 18/25 some men and a dog sleep for 309 years in a cave. 13/3 36/36 and 51/49 say that all living things are in husband and wife pairs. I could show you dozens of very funny things in the Quran!
@@ScottCapurro1 even on a first pass schoolboy level reading of it, there are the endlessly repeated claims that it is free from contradictions, that is easy to read and understand, and that it is free from all doubts. "there can be no doubt" and yet there are many doubts! I will spare you the debates of lexicographic entomology of the route forms and morphology of "classical" Arabic, a pointless and unending diversion anyway, as Arabic isnt one single thing but besides... but it states very many clear errors of both logic and "fact". just please, sit and read it through a few times for yourself, they simply leap off the page! sura 29 the spider verse 41 The example of those who take allies other than Allah is like that of the spider who takes a home. And indeed, the weakest of homes is the home of the spider, if they only knew. sura 67 al muk the kingdom verses 3 - 5 who created seven heavens in layers. You do not see in the creation of the Most Merciful any inconsistency? So return your vision to the sky; do you see any breaks? Then return your vision twice again your vision will return to you humbled while it is fatigued. And We have certainly beautified the nearest heaven with lamps and have made from them what is thrown at the devils and have prepared for them the punishment of the Blaze. sura 105 al fil the elephant 1 - 5 Have you not considered how your Lord dealt with the companions of the elephant? Did He not make their plan into misguidance? And He sent against them birds in flocks, Striking them with stones of hard clay, And He made them like eaten straw. the real classic one is from the sura of the cave, number 18 and the story of the two horned man, Dhul Qarnayn, and his journey to to setting place and rising point of the sun. 18 / 83 - 90 there are also often and regular stories of "witchcraft" and magic, presented as a real and true force in the world not simply allegorical lessons to learn from. so many! sabath breakers are turned into apes 2/65 a statue has a magical spell cast on it by Samri the magician, and it moo's 20/88 magicians have a competition and Moses wins by turning his rope into a snake that eats the other magicians snakes and then his hand glowed very brightly 7/107-108 and then... all the not very P.C. stuff? and there is so much it is hard to know where to even start, but how about "the sura of the women" sura 4 en nisa? 4/24 And also sex is prohibited to you for all married women, except those captives your right hands possess... 4/34 But those wives from whom you fear arrogance - first advise them; then if they persist, forsake them in bed; and finally, strike them... 8/67 It is not for the prophet to have his captives of war until he inflicts a great massacre upon Allah's enemies in the land. "so funny" "what a laugh" "a real joker" ! he made a great massacre and took captives to ransom and raped them? hmmmmm... I could go on and on, as it gets worse, but I am probably already on a watch-list.
Great comedy, no boundaries.. the way it should be.
Haha! Brilliant! Best wishes from 🇬🇧
Huge Capurro fan since the nineties. Discovers his YT channel in early 2024. I might have cognitive issues.
Sick set. Those machine gun puns were excellent.
The Koran,brave man.
Magic pickles....
Like mushroom
Top level material, flawless delivery.
That’s the most inappropriate comedy I have ever heard.
That's what makes it excellent.
I liked it to
At least you understand it is just that.....comedy.
How much security would you need to do a set in Dearborn?
My husband is brazilian so I should be fine.
You would be perfect for Denmark...
There's a lot of saunaclubs...
No, I mean it. Danes loves that kind of humour.
He should have a hecklerchair. Pick one...
its actually Solomon that hears the talking ant.
he has a long conversation with a Hoopoe bird who gives Sheba his message.
also, in sura the cave 18/25 some men and a dog sleep for 309 years in a cave.
13/3 36/36 and 51/49 say that all living things are in husband and wife pairs.
I could show you dozens of very funny things in the Quran!
Please do. Xoxo
@@ScottCapurro1
even on a first pass schoolboy level reading of it, there are the endlessly repeated claims that it is free from contradictions, that is easy to read and understand, and that it is free from all doubts. "there can be no doubt" and yet there are many doubts!
I will spare you the debates of lexicographic entomology of the route forms and morphology of "classical" Arabic, a pointless and unending diversion anyway, as Arabic isnt one single thing but besides... but it states very many clear errors of both logic and "fact". just please, sit and read it through a few times for yourself, they simply leap off the page!
sura 29 the spider verse 41
The example of those who take allies other than Allah is like that of the spider who takes a home. And indeed, the weakest of homes is the home of the spider, if they only knew.
sura 67 al muk the kingdom verses 3 - 5
who created seven heavens in layers.
You do not see in the creation of the Most Merciful any inconsistency? So return your vision to the sky; do you see any breaks?
Then return your vision twice again your vision will return to you humbled while it is fatigued.
And We have certainly beautified the nearest heaven with lamps and have made from them what is thrown at the devils and have prepared for them the punishment of the Blaze.
sura 105 al fil the elephant 1 - 5
Have you not considered how your Lord dealt with the companions of the elephant?
Did He not make their plan into misguidance?
And He sent against them birds in flocks,
Striking them with stones of hard clay,
And He made them like eaten straw.
the real classic one is from the sura of the cave, number 18 and the story of the two horned man, Dhul Qarnayn, and his journey to to setting place and rising point of the sun. 18 / 83 - 90
there are also often and regular stories of "witchcraft" and magic, presented as a real and true force in the world not simply allegorical lessons to learn from. so many!
sabath breakers are turned into apes 2/65
a statue has a magical spell cast on it by Samri the magician, and it moo's 20/88
magicians have a competition and Moses wins by turning his rope into a snake that eats the other magicians snakes and then his hand glowed very brightly 7/107-108
and then... all the not very P.C. stuff? and there is so much it is hard to know where to even start, but how about "the sura of the women" sura 4 en nisa?
4/24 And also sex is prohibited to you for all married women, except those captives your right hands possess...
4/34 But those wives from whom you fear arrogance - first advise them; then if they persist, forsake them in bed; and finally, strike them...
8/67 It is not for the prophet to have his captives of war until he inflicts a great massacre upon Allah's enemies in the land.
"so funny" "what a laugh" "a real joker" !
he made a great massacre and took captives to ransom and raped them? hmmmmm...
I could go on and on, as it gets worse, but I am probably already on a watch-list.
Haha, brilliant Scott, bound to ruffle some feathers.
Let's hope
@@ScottCapurro1 If only we could see the faces of those who are offended, a quick snapshot of their phones front facing camera
Very funny.
Talking ants....but not talking camel? Does it sing?
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You crack me up. Love you on Gutfeld!
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We need to talk.
It’s official. I’m your biggest fan. I just over tweeted the Pope. It was bad 😹😹😽🫶❤
Cheers Lori, great to read! xoxo
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