"4 of them with bicycles" lol that totally is a Seattle thing, spd rolling around like it's the tour d' France or some shit. Edit2024: I feel like I need to update this for historical purposes. Now you can do whatever you want around here it is truly lawless. I miss those bike cops😂 I miss the Seattle I grew up in.
As a Canadian this hurts my feelings. He could get special permissions to enter but he needs a passport - which he cannot get because of all these warrants and such.
Joey got into a fight at anger management class. Why this man's life is not an animated series is beyond me because he is living proof truth is much stranger and better than fiction. Classic Coco.
Big favor, if Joey or Lee actually read these, were getting sent from Grand Rapids to New York as first responders with our ambulances with supplies and will be there till the rotation is done. All absolutely big fans here and will be watching Church on the trip over and I was wondering if you could do a shout out for them please. Love all you do and bless you all and your families and be safe 🤘💯🇺🇸🚑 #Americans #AMR
I was just thinking that. Almost nobody waits or uses crosswalks unless they're older, with walkers or more than one small child. OR!! You're a tourist. It's real easy to spot the out of towners.
300 bucks back in the early 90s was a decent chunk of cash. 350.00 paid for my 2 bedroom apartment back then. Minimum wage was something like 4 bucks a hour in Washington State. I was making 12 bucks a hour at the time and that was considered being rich by most people. Bringing home 1600.00 hundred a month I was living the life.
Hahaha this shit is golden, I don't know how many of you caught this but uncle Joey said "I had a car where the exhaust was broken, so it would blow the exhaust in the car so I had to pull over every hour and write a suicide note" 05:26
Im from the tri cities and were definitely not seattle but were a fun ass set of 3 cities combined into one big ass place thats a blast lots to do here and comedy scene is amazing here
Ea Ea it might depend on the jurisdiction, be he should check it out, also there might be a statute of limitations issue. I’m sure a quick phone call could sort this out😊
@@quotemenot7000 Google it. It was Seattles version of SNL. TH-cam probably has clips of it even. Was pretty good stuff. It's much more hilarious if you're from the area. A lot of the bits had to do with the local places and stuff going on at the time.
Yes, it does Any light crime like that usually comes off the books after seven years. Traffic stuff, shoplifting, nonviolent offenses take up a lot of space, especially from twenty years ago. It’s long gone.
C-Bomb yep all they care about it making money through revenue generation, most traffic officers are just glorified revenue officers writing tickets to meet their interaction minimums aka quotas honestly a pretty pathetic existence would rather be a crackhead than give speeding tickets for a living imo
Cocaine must strengthen memory and recall abilities. Every person I’ve ever known that does gaggles of cocaine in their life can remember details and accurate portrayals and stories so well. Diaz is no exception his ability to recount things so well without many details changing at all over the years of listening to him is crazy.
Wish Joey was my friend. I could really use that phone call from Joey every week lol I could listen to his stories for days haha my fav is that one about jumping the gay dudes soliciting sex hahahha
Gotta love it when your out of the pick-up radius. That’s when you know your dealing with a convict and not a criminal. Yeah!! I got two warrants but they’re out of the pick-up radius.
I hate that I don't think I'll never see Joey live in person. I really wish he could get the warrant over it so all of his fans could see his legendary comedy. It'd be the first time I'd see any comedian live. Edit: I'm 18 as of right now and I'd go up to Monroe highschool every few weeks about 6-8 years ago for basketball and that prison was literally so close and I always wanted to go & meet the characters there. 😂 But it just makes everything more interesting about Washington to me. I stopped playing ball so I stopped experiencing a lot but that is one of the most memorable places to me. 😂
JOEY! How many shows did you do in Moses Lake? If you did back then it likely would have been at Michaels on the lake/The Mighty Quinn or Best western. My mom used to go to all the comedy gigs back in the day. She likely saw you being you said you went everywhere in WA.
Getting arrested for not going to court for j walking.... Honestly even ticketing someone for something like that is petty let alone throwing the book at them, but im sure some bootlickers will defend them because they are cops if you give a j walking ticket your a waste of a badge
I spent the worst 5 yrs of my life in Seattle one weekend, lol! Yep, welcome to Seattle, where the PC flows like wine from their lips. But, if you love a total PC environment, constant rain & gray skies then Seattle is for you!
Joeys smiley gawks - are a portal into his soul. He’s actually just a cool fucking guy that likes good anti-social stories and tells his with passion. Trouble with the law early in his life formed who he is today.
Joey “January of ‘97” Diaz
Gang Gang
@Particle Man 83, 84, boulda
The craziest part of all of Joey’s stories is the fact that he remembers them all!! 😂😂😂
Cocaine is a hellofa drug
Mai Nyigguh glad I’m not the only one that feels the same lol I’m only 24 and can’t remember shit from a couple years ago
Superduperfill ! He’s one of the best storytellers ever!
MIKEY D it’s widely known that liars actually add in unneeded specifics and minor details to further prove their lie. At least a good liar does
@MIKEY D isnt that one of the hallmark signs of a liar, giving too many unverifiable specifics.
Joey is probably one of the best success stories out of our broken criminal justice system
Yeah. They broke his ass from doing it again
Hard work and hussle got him out of that.
Tim Allen bro
"4 of them with bicycles" lol that totally is a Seattle thing, spd rolling around like it's the tour d' France or some shit.
Edit2024: I feel like I need to update this for historical purposes. Now you can do whatever you want around here it is truly lawless. I miss those bike cops😂 I miss the Seattle I grew up in.
Lol 😂
Nathan Bracey that’s probably it
Like a gang of bullies from a '50's movie.
@Nathan Bracey maybe because they live in texas?
"You woulda thought I killed somebody." 😂😂😂
"I had the worst two years of my life there." Seattle will do that.
"I hadda pull over every half hour n write a suicide note" 🤣 pure gold.
“Arrested at anger management class for a fist fight”
FIST FIGHT, NIGGA
dB Music Group shit my bad auto correct 😕😂
Fixed it thanks for looking out lmao
@@9pathNick I am pleased now
Uncle Joey isn't allowed in Canada and Seattle? Their loss.
As a Canadian this hurts my feelings.
He could get special permissions to enter but he needs a passport - which he cannot get because of all these warrants and such.
@@jb03hf He can’t get a passport?
Let me guess, he bankrupted all of their malls
"Just take em all to go"
I see you everywhere. How to make gains?
@@stuartlittle3048 Lift Eat Sleep Repeat
😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Took a watch rack and put it over his shoulda like body in Vietnam
Joey got into a fight at anger management class. Why this man's life is not an animated series is beyond me because he is living proof truth is much stranger and better than fiction. Classic Coco.
Anybody else think Bill Burr got mad and grew hair?🤔😂
GOT mad??
@ Siem de Jong de man die ons de derde ster bracht, voor eeuwig een held
4:12, I agree. Joey's life should absolutely 110% become a tv show.
Void of Salads it is written like one
Void of Salads you haven’t watched joey diaz world tours??
@Mai Nyigguh well, someone's grumpy.
@@Gblonkers i have not. I don't really keep up with shows
Void of Salads th-cam.com/video/eIh9xbVkQcM/w-d-xo.html
Thank you Joey for making quarantine better, I never get tired of listening to your stories.
Seattle in 1997 - Arrested for jaywalking
Seattle in 2020 - Released same day for theft
White liberal cities for you
Lmao this is so true. We are able to turn cities into Bagdad like warzones without and pushback.
Sad but true
Not arrested for smoking meth in public
Big favor, if Joey or Lee actually read these, were getting sent from Grand Rapids to New York as first responders with our ambulances with supplies and will be there till the rotation is done. All absolutely big fans here and will be watching Church on the trip over and I was wondering if you could do a shout out for them please. Love all you do and bless you all and your families and be safe 🤘💯🇺🇸🚑
#Americans #AMR
yshd hshs Used to live in GR! Good luck stay safe!!
@@hectorhernandez356 that's what's up! Great little city here
You can only catch Joey live once in a while on Twitter @madflavor
Tweet at them.
hopefully you stay safe too, good luck and stay strong guys. you people are our only hope right now and are killing it. stay sane too people
There is no substitute for a good Joey Diaz story
I'm from walla walla and what a trip to hear them talk about it for a sec.
For real, it's a trip that he probably drove through my town at one point.
Justin Paula the Koala moved to Walla Walla
Justin right! 😂 love me some Walla walla.
That Amanda Knox girl lives in walla walla now.
I live in Southern California now, but was born in Walla Walla lol
I’m from Wenatchee, WA and just about spit my drink out when I heard Joey name that town..
Its cuz he smokes all their weed
I didn't know Joey knew the Tri-Cities existed. Just wow.
From all his trible runs
Yet doesnt mention Yakima. The black hole of Washington
Ikr
John Doe I believe you mean “the Palm Springs of Washington” sir.
No, Yakima is definitely the shit hole of Washington.
Everyone j walks in the U-District.
I was just thinking that. Almost nobody waits or uses crosswalks unless they're older, with walkers or more than one small child. OR!! You're a tourist. It's real easy to spot the out of towners.
Everybody Isnt white.
@@jaysonisgreat or it's real easy to pick out the assholes by the Jay walkers lol
Exactly
I WILL POST MY COMMENT TIL THE DAY IS DONE AND THE HILLS GROW BIG FURY FUCKIN BALLS
When the judge asked me to leave”. Reminds me of an old black uncle vibes . Love Joey never ceases to surprise
$300 Warrant?!? Wow!😬😵😂😂😂
300 bucks back in the early 90s was a decent chunk of cash. 350.00 paid for my 2 bedroom apartment back then. Minimum wage was something like 4 bucks a hour in Washington State. I was making 12 bucks a hour at the time and that was considered being rich by most people. Bringing home 1600.00 hundred a month I was living the life.
Joey Diaz has been everywhere. I was born in 95 and I'd never thought that anyone knew about the tri cities growing up.
Can somebody handle joeys jay walking tickets so we can see him perform in seattle please? 😂
Hahaha this shit is golden, I don't know how many of you caught this but uncle Joey said "I had a car where the exhaust was broken, so it would blow the exhaust in the car so I had to pull over every hour and write a suicide note" 05:26
The last time Joey was in Seattle I wasn't even born lol.
@Chronic Blues Thanks old man 😂
Man the part you played in grudge match that's when I really started watching your stand up and was just blown away.
One of yall have to know someone that can make uncle Joey's stories into a series. 100% written by him with 0 censorship
Im from the tri cities and were definitely not seattle but were a fun ass set of 3 cities combined into one big ass place thats a blast lots to do here and comedy scene is amazing here
Jokers comedy club is the place to be here its also a big casino here drinks are alsi amazing and cheap
Great comics there too
We don’t get much love in the PNW. Crazy hearing about tri cities when I live so
"What the fuck what was the felony in Colorado?" 😂😂
this is why seattle has been going downhill since 1997
Free Joey in Seattle!!
It's sad that Joey cant travel abroad and the fact that there is places in the US he cant go to makes it even sadder.
Joey not being allowed back into Seattle brings him up 2 levels of coolness.
Loved ya in the Joe Rogan podcast! “I just wanna shake your hand” 🤣
Joey is that grampa you don’t wanna spend time with but eventually realize he’s cool af on the streets
Damm bro, visited seattle for the first time a couple months ago and it was really a blast man hopefully you can visit again soon
4:20 Tryin to remember that felony....i fucking died
Joel McHale.... Community is still my fav show and i have been a big fan since talk soup
Man i wished i met Joey before this virus hit us all as i’d have a drink with the guy, love his stories and his jokes. 🤣😂
Naming all the cuts in the 206 - 253 😂
They treated Joey like he committed the "Good Samaritan Law" like in Seinfeld...
I got arrested in anger management class lol
Grateful Dead played Oregon State Penitentiary
The fact you can be arrested/legal human trafficking for walking the wrong way is what's wrong with this country
Who else toons out when the peanut gallery starts trying to tell a story to compare to Joey's?
djstl100 tunes*
Not me I believe Jeff McHale alot more than I believe that lying fat fuck Joey Diaz
Much love from tri cities
There’s a statute of limitations Uncle Joey. I would check up on that.
WOOOOOO SHOUT OUT TO TRI CITIES, random fan from kennewick
Trent Iceberg I’m from pasco!
I’m from Richland!
@@CoachKyler NUKE 'EM TILL THEY GLOW!
Bellingham!!
Ptown 509 son
the small theater in the u district is called the varsity. big one is neptune
There is also the grand illusion at the time
01dirtydirk also there was the Metro back then. That was the more modern and largest
Don’t these type warrants expire after 10 years?
Allan Bluzdude do they?
Ea Ea it might depend on the jurisdiction, be he should check it out, also there might be a statute of limitations issue. I’m sure a quick phone call could sort this out😊
He'd clog up an out house®😂😂😂
Joel is looking good. He's come a long way. I remember as a kid, staying up to watch Almost live, he was my favorite cast member.
Almost live...... did they have a skit called “high-fiving” white guys?
@@quotemenot7000 Google it. It was Seattles version of SNL. TH-cam probably has clips of it even. Was pretty good stuff. It's much more hilarious if you're from the area. A lot of the bits had to do with the local places and stuff going on at the time.
So 2 years too late but as a lover of his comedy and wanting him to come to seattle. you can look it all up in the court portal and its true lmao
Joey should be a director. He has so many tv show stories
January of 97.....
20 years statute of limitation. It’s not even on the books anymore.
That's not how that works.
Yes, it does Any light crime like that usually comes off the books after seven years. Traffic stuff, shoplifting, nonviolent offenses take up a lot of space, especially from twenty years ago. It’s long gone.
For a jaywalking ticket?!
Bruh they ain't playing, but let the homeless mfs ride🤷🏽♂️
C-Bomb yep all they care about it making money through revenue generation, most traffic officers are just glorified revenue officers writing tickets to meet their interaction minimums aka quotas honestly a pretty pathetic existence would rather be a crackhead than give speeding tickets for a living imo
Cocaine must strengthen memory and recall abilities. Every person I’ve ever known that does gaggles of cocaine in their life can remember details and accurate portrayals and stories so well. Diaz is no exception his ability to recount things so well without many details changing at all over the years of listening to him is crazy.
The guy who went to prison to do Improv. That was a good act of kindness.
Wish Joey was my friend. I could really use that phone call from Joey every week lol I could listen to his stories for days haha my fav is that one about jumping the gay dudes soliciting sex hahahha
You’re fine if you come here even if you have to serve it you’ll be in and out same day. We’d love to have you here. - A Seattle car salesman.
Come back Joey! I was just talking about how I wanted to see you here the other day
Gotta love it when your out of the pick-up radius. That’s when you know your dealing with a convict and not a criminal. Yeah!! I got two warrants but they’re out of the pick-up radius.
I wasn’t even thought of yet
I hate that I don't think I'll never see Joey live in person. I really wish he could get the warrant over it so all of his fans could see his legendary comedy. It'd be the first time I'd see any comedian live.
Edit: I'm 18 as of right now and I'd go up to Monroe highschool every few weeks about 6-8 years ago for basketball and that prison was literally so close and I always wanted to go & meet the characters there. 😂 But it just makes everything more interesting about Washington to me. I stopped playing ball so I stopped experiencing a lot but that is one of the most memorable places to me. 😂
pretty sure Washington has case/warrant lookup website -- anyone find Joey's arrest ?
Its Seattle. Warrants for J walking and anger management should tell you exactly what that place is like!!
Fucking shithole
Washington resident here. Seattle is the new Detroit!!! You aren't Missing anything Joey!
Easy to get in but it but it’s hard as hell to get out. - - - - - - - - 4
Yo KM
You know Sea Town
Tell The Truth
Uncle Joey knows what time it is ...
Lock Down
Coronagedden!!!
Love from Seattle
I know if Joey at someone house and ask to use the bathroom he's always asked number 1 or 2😂😂😂
As a seattlite I been wondering this for awhile lol
At the end Joey was thinking "thank god i got away with that one shit"
Statute of limitations?
SOmetimes joey just stares at the guest without blinking and I can't help but think he is saying to himself"How the f&ck did I get here"?
Come back to this radiated sespool we call tricities 👌🏻
You mean Hanford. Thats where the radiation is
Almost Live!
Bill “you got a jay walking ticket in the U district?” Burr
That wasnt bill burr, lmfao
@@adksherm lmao can’t believe I said that I was tripping
Being from seattle and hearing Joey diaz talk about the u district is so dope😂 we never get talked ab
Hell naw this mans allowed in seattle whenever
I’m a judge, have Joey contact me. I can get rid of that.
Dean Thurman I don’t believe you
GoEazy On Nem Joey, all you have to do is call
JOEY! How many shows did you do in Moses Lake? If you did back then it likely would have been at Michaels on the lake/The Mighty Quinn or Best western. My mom used to go to all the comedy gigs back in the day. She likely saw you being you said you went everywhere in WA.
Walla walla was a “The Offspring” song
Bro Joey Diaz the king 4L no lie love u 4ever no capp
can someone please go make all of uncle joeys stories a tv show before I make enough money to do it my damn self
Getting arrested for not going to court for j walking.... Honestly even ticketing someone for something like that is petty let alone throwing the book at them, but im sure some bootlickers will defend them because they are cops if you give a j walking ticket your a waste of a badge
The state prison is in walla walla, washington
Haha. I got a jaywalking ticket in the Udidtrict in 1990 when I was in high school.
Love you uncle Joey you and Joe rogan podcasts keep me going threw all this 💯
I spent the worst 5 yrs of my life in Seattle one weekend, lol! Yep, welcome to Seattle, where the PC flows like wine from their lips. But, if you love a total PC environment, constant rain & gray skies then Seattle is for you!
You hung out with the wrong people if you think everything is PC in Seattle
You can't take a cop serious when he rides a bicycle.
This story is for the most part true but Joseph made it more "exciting" by improvising certain things
So many good stories he's seen some crazy shit.
So he goes from a jaywalking charge to being banned from an entire city! Only something like that could happen to Joey! LOL!
Seattle baby 😂💪🏽
Joeys smiley gawks - are a portal into his soul. He’s actually just a cool fucking guy that likes good anti-social stories and tells his with passion.
Trouble with the law early in his life formed who he is today.
So this is why I have never seen Joey perform here