Samdish fun with Asaduddin owaisi 🔉😆 || ft.
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Ye media nahi hai kapil sharma se bhi bada commedian hai 😂😂😂
Jo log yahan bol rahe hai k subah mein pet bhar k khaate ho roza easy hai.....
16 ghante bina khaaye ya piye k summer season mein reh kr dikhao....
subah k khane se kuch nahi hota....
16 ghante bina paani aur khaane k hawa nikal jayegi...
na bhai, bina matlab aisa chutiyapa karne ka koi shauk nahi hai 😂
Really bhai? Fir roza kaise rakh lete ho? Khud apni baat galat sabit kr dete ho
@@KalamkarINKI Roza wahi rakh sakta hai jo emaan rakhta ho k khuda ek hai aur iss roze ka sila humein iss dunya se jaane k baad milega....
@@alibin8390 aisa kuch nhi hai bhai.. hinduo me bhi Vrat hota hai roza jaisa.. reality me jeena seekho. Tum Aaj ke insaan ho bhai kyu 1000 saal pehle wali mentality rakhte ho? Tmhe pata hai iska nuksan sbse jyda tumhe hi hota hai?
@@KalamkarINKI Kaunsa vrat hindus mein sabhi rakhte hai ramzaan k jaisa batao....?
Bjp srf Muslims ko bola skti hai yh , whi south aur north mai sb beef se lekr hr cheez consume krte h tb kuch nhi hota unhe
Haan aur kal ma suuuar ka gosh khilaya tha aayan ko....you guys tooo shall try it
Hindus think if they eat pork then muslims will be offended..aby tum gao mutr bhi pee lo hamari taraf se
Bro..... agreed.
Ekdum sahi 😂
Wahi toh, My Muslim friends say Pig meat is awesome but they say we eat during ramzan but we do not tell at home. Yes you are right. All the right you have to tell. ❤
Bilkul thik bola owisi ji ne. Bilkul rakhenge sab hindu roja agar muslim bolenge toh lekin pakistan mai idher nahi yeh Hindustan hai
To hindusthan kisi ke baap ka nhi hai jo kisi ek ka chalega samjha 😂
Only Modi ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Haan baap bana le😊😊😊
@@mdasifimam6876Haan tera toh pehle se hai wo baap
@@Punya633 Mera baap Ghar mein hai, waise jisse biwi na sambhli wo Tera hi baap hoga, waise tumhare Amma toh chanel pe aake kehti hai Modi Mera pati hai
@@mdasifimam6876😂😂
@@mdasifimam6876😂😂😂o bhaiiiiii
Subha daba ke Khao shaam ko daba ke Khao
Bich me na Khao kuch aur Sara din ho gaya 😂😂
Navratri, Shivratri me aao kabhi 😏
Chalo maanlo hum khaate hai subha theek hai lekin 15 ghante bhuke pyase to rehte hai tumlog to wo bhi nhi reh paate 😂 sab upbas mein bhi thus thus ke khaate ho 😂
@@Dgshorts09 ab tum kuch logo ko dekh ke judge karoge to kaise chalega Babu bhaiya 😂
Hum bhi vrat pe Bina kuch khaye reh lete hai
Aur ha usko leke bhao nhi khate 😂😂
Normal ritual 🗿
Wah sir ji ❤❤❤
Navaratri sunna h aapne..chath puja sunna h aapne somwar vrat sunna h aapne
Haa bhai maine yeh bhi suna hai ki aap log upbas mein bhi kuch na kuch khaate pite rehte ho
Abe bohat saari cheezein khaate ho.....uss tarah to hamare yahan bacche rehte hai....
Great leader asad Uddin owasis bhai ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤2024
Keh ke dekh lo.....jawab mil jaiyega
Ramzan..Eat plenty before Sunrise..Eat plenty after sunset. Technically 12 hrs fasting. Kabhi MAHA SHIVRATRI NIRJAL UPWAS karke dekho. Before night se current day fasting night. 24 Hours..G Phat k haath me aajaegi.
Acha toh bech bech main pani aur fruits q khate ho tum sirf 24 rahsakte ho hum toh pura mahina roza rehtay tumari g phat ke ajati hai😅😅😅😅
Ek din 😂😂😂😂 bas wo v dudh aur fruit 🍍🍎🍓🍇 tumhare vagwan ko v pata h in gadho ki bas ki baat nahi 30 din isliye ek din rakhaa😂😂
Mahaan aadmi muslim kuch nahi khate aur peete ek bhundh pani ka nai, aur shiv fasting mai kya kha sakte hai puri list dekho On this day, while fasting, devotees can eat nuts, fruits, dairy products like milk and butter, and selected flours like Kuttu ka Atta (buckwheat flour), Singhare ka Atta (water chestnut flour), or Rajgira ka Atta (amaranth flour)
Abe akkal ke andhe.. jara dhyan se sun.. tu bhukha re.. nanga re.. naga bawa ki tarah hame kya.. lekin kisi ke khane pine par tumhe kyu apatti hai? Ham roja rakhte hai to hamne kabhi bola k ramazan ke mahine me aap bhi kuchh mat khao roja k darmiyan..
@@Itachi-kx3cc Madarsachhap it's upto you who does (NIRJAL UPWAS NOT EVEN DRINKING WATER) Unlike majority rich Muslims who eat pork n drink liquor. Ask your Salman bhai Sharukhn Owaisi..jo sale sab khatehain 🤣
रमजान में तीस दिन तुम लोगोंके खाने का टाइम टेबल बदलता है।
और तुम लोग रमजान महिने में दिन में ही नहीं खाते, लेकिन सुर्यास्त से सुर्योदय के बीच में इतना ठूंस लेते हो की जरूरत ही नहीं पड़ती यहां तक कि पानी की भी।
और रमजान में सभी का वज़न बढ़ जाता है।😅😅😅😅😂😂
Who gave u this knowledge...
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I challenged u
Try for 7 days if u can
4Am se phle khana
And then after 7pm.
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Din bhr sote mt rhna 😂😂
Time pass krne ke liye
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Abhi just recently ramzan ka mhina gya hai
We neet aspirants
Hm 4 dost pg me rhte the
4ro no roza rkha 30din...
And also prepration kiya , din bhr pdhai
Because test ka season chl rha tha
And 5 may ko sb ne neet exam dia...
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We all 4 get above 600 marks
603,617,662 and mine is 701 expected score.
We students generally need a lot of warer for focusing on our studies...
Regular muuh chlta rhta tha, kuch na kuch khate rhte the...
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As we are aspirant living in kota
Tiffin me limited hi khana aata tha.
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Extra thusna to bhut durr ki baat hai...
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😂fake things se bahar aajao..
To tu bhi rahkar dikha n
Ek din khud ka time table badal kr dekhna samjh aa jayenga...
To tum bhi time table badlo 30 din 😂😂
All good we are in Modi will say
North mein Mummy & South mein Yummy 😂😂😂
Ye badhiya tha😂
Kya matlab ?
ऐसा मोदी ने कब कहा ?
Ram mandir ke time 12 din tak Modiji upavasa the😂😂
Khaa peeke upwas rakhne baale bhi ab hume sikhaynge 😂
@@Dgshorts09 jese tum Ramzan me biriani pel kar saam tak upavasa ki dhongi karte ho🤣🤣
Are hum Kam se kam Bina khaye 15 ghante to rehte hai tumse to wo bhi nhi hoga adhe din mei hi hospital pohoch jaoge bachhe 😂😂😂😂
Sahi Kaha Hospital Nahin shmashan
@@Dgshorts09 pura bol mere kate hue nadan parindey pura bol.. phir raat ko biwi ke sath pelam peli ke bare me bhi bol .. sharam aa raha hain bolne me 😂😂 surah 2 ayat 187😂😂
Kisi Ko maar kar khane se ek vrat rakhne se kya matlab hai donon alag baten Hain
Are you dumb? You can't find relations in between 😂😂
Utter Pradesh has banned any meat consumption during dassera forcing other communities to follow their following.
So he said why not in Ramadan all people should fast for a month ...
Now you will say Hindu majority and blah blah 🤣
Haa toh Pakistan me jake bolona ye sab.
Chup hoja mat bezzati karwa apni
Masha ALLAH ACIDUDDIN SAAB
Roza??? Din me vrat raat me pelam pel... Kya vrat hai aisa vrat toh hum saal bhar kar sakte hai😅😅😅
Aajse rakhna shru krdena bro,khane ka paisa mujhse lelena 😅 raat bhar khane ka
@@baigson5584 maine bola kar sakte hai... nah bhai itna unhealthy practice tumhe hi mubarak...
Andhavakt Roja ka faida scientifically jan lena..@@Che-qz1gk
Chotu bete aukaat ki baat kro theek hai
Agar zada shauk hai to ek din bas subha 5 bje se sham ko 5 bje tak hi rkhlo pata chal jayega tumhe muslman kya hota hai
@@riyazstar9075 abay Subeh 5 se pehle thooso phir sham k 5 baje k baad thooso, isko vrat bolte hai kya??? 🤣🤣🤣
Acha🤔 pakistan diya to tha 🤔
अंबेडकर ने सही कहा था हिंदू मुस्लिम एक साथ एक देश मेंनहीं रह सकते इसीलिए बटवारा हुआ था
😂 subhe subhe😂 pelte ho bhr bhr ke😂 uska ky😂
Apni tarha samjha hai kya uphas rakh ke khud fruit or milk pine Wale hume Gyan Dene aynge 🤣🤡
Upas rakh ke din bhar gooo q khate ho😂😂
Aao ek din rakh lete hai
bhai handsome bajut hai
For that please mive to your real country for that you have voted during partition
Acha Hai bolo bhai Ramzan health kilye acha hai .
In 1947 Bharat was partitioned on the basis of religion.
Owaìsi doesn't have moral right to compare Hindus of India with muslim migrants of Pakistan.
Radical muslims can speak bakwas about Ramadan roza only in Pakistan, not in India.
This is Bharat, mot Pakistan!
Gandhi ji aap jinda ho gye 😅 aap bataoge sun jitna ye desh Narendra Modi ka he utna hi hamara hai kisi ke baap ki jagir nhi hai ye mulk ham yahi rahenge aur yahi dafan honge karle Jo kar sakta
Huh...in your dreams
Shameless converted ppl remained back but did not learn to respect the originality of this land.
Sahi kaha only 30 days not consume alcohol pretend equality
Le aya Pakistan ka mudda.... Kuch mila nhi aur
Veg khao mast raho❤
Duniya ka 500 crore log veg nehi khate. Maine toh nehi suna koi must nehi hain. Ulta, alcohol, heroin, charas, ganja sab e veg hi hain.
Protein iska b@@p dega?
Modi sarkar baar baar banti rhe uska bhi is miyaa Bhai ne bhut ahem kirdaar time to time adaa krte rehte hai yeh tu bjp ka turup ka ikka hai 😆
Sahi kaha
Right sir
Swag hai bhai ka 😎😎😎
Kon bhai konsa bhai konsa swag
Idea achha hai😊
Right question arose.......
Hindu log pre independence me hindu hindu na karta... Na Pakistan Banta na Bangladesh Banta... Ghota khud Jimmewar hai... Partition ka..
Evening se morning tak bhainse ki tarah khate rehte ho. Normal day se double khate ho. Sirf day time me hi nahi khate. Khaoge bhi kaise? Pete jagah ho tab na
Makes zero sense
Is bat ka koi matlab nhi he. Owaisi
Or..mera jo marji khaun isme tumhe kya lena .. Modi kon hota he decide karne wala
Tum bhi khao na khao tumhri marji
Modi kyu aise bolten hai Dhruv rathee❤ ke videos se to clear hai 😂.
Ramjan its very easy fasting... Morning and night time ko khanaa Khate ho... That too non veg... Konsi ibaatat hai... Just freaking hypocrites
Very easy 😂 bhai tumlog ke mei to fruit or milk pee sakte hai lekin humare mein 16 ghante bina kuch khaye piye rehte hai or jo fast krte hai na unko pata . 40° mein bhuke pyase kaam krna koi easy nhi or wo bhi 30 din lagatar . Agar koi normal days mein rakhogena to agle din hospital mei miloge
If we eat nonveg why u jump...its our opinion...n u eat veg so good for u...u say u fasting...bt in ur fast u eat fruits n have water...That is hyocrisy...
@@Dgshorts09 inko na samjao,,, bas inn Nafrati daxxxllo ka tamasha dekho.. Aukaat nhi koi inki
Karke dekho😂😂
@@Phulpakhri 🫡
Rehlenge vo navratri tum na kar paoge
Solapur bhul gaya Haydrabad😡🤬
😂😂
Evening se morning tak bhainse ki tarah khate to rehte ho poore Ramadan mein
😂😂😂😂😂
❤❤ oinli AIMIM jindabad
Modi-yogi ji be like .....4june ke baad iska bhi gaadi paltega......😅😅😅
Beta hydrabad hai .modi or Yogi ki gadi palta denge😂
Nai hoga ye congress ke hi vote kam karta he, matlab BJP ke liye hi kam karta he jis din paltega CBI, ED ghar pe😂
If you had 80 population, your would force .
So according to you at 1st let's try to reach 80 then we will ask the same Qn 🥸😁
@@hasibnayyer5834 Yes Lage Raho.
Ek dum sahi
Kyun bologey, kidney haq diya, BHAEAT mein rehne dia, kayedey se raho
Modi ji ne musalmano ko nahi kaha, hindu ko kaha
Itna buddhi kahan es joker mein
@@ak-vx1wt kya kijiyega itne jyada dimag ka....
Modi kon h mujhe batane wala kya khau kya nai. Tera baap pure hindustani ka nai h.
Agar sawal ka jawab sahi de to camment aise hi aate hai kitna chubta hai na to dusre ko bhi aise hi chubta hai 😂
Modi ne ye kaha kaha par link do
Perspective..
😅😅
Musalmano se sekho kuch .......? 😅
Ye Sunni bjp ka agent hai.
Bol ke dekh
देश कि हर प्रॉब्लम का सलूशन है कमल का बटन। 😂😂जै श्री राम 🚩🚩
He nevar said that
Modi j ki naam leke popular hone ka koshish 😅
Kuch b 😂
Matlab
Wo pehle se hi popular hai tumare modi jaise jhooth bolke nhi hona unko popular
😱😱😱😱😱
Ye modi ka plan b hai
Upwas sikheana hai to jain temple ja k deakhoo sab aakal thikane aa jayeagi
Iss baat ka koi sense banta hai 😂😂
Haa banta hai but linduo ke liye koi sense nahi hai
Jab Muslims ko modi ne ye bola hi nahi hai toh phir ye kyun bewakufon waali baat kar raha ?
Muslims ki inhi harkaton ki wajah se aaj poori duniya pareshaan hai inse
Marja q pareshani me jeera bhai
Adhi dunya to sirf hmari h be 56 country still we r ruling
Oic ke 56 Muslim ruling countries hoke bhi Palestine , China ke Uyghur , Myanmar ke Rohingya in sab ke genocide ko nhi rok paye Muslim countries s ke paas strong Religious establiment hai lekin kisi ke paas bhi ek strong Political establishment nhi bas yahi hai unki power.@@India46619
@@India46619 or 56 mulko ko america ruke karta hai...😂 iran par china or russia rule karta hai😂😂
Sirf din ke 8-9 hours hi nahi khate
Bhai I challenge you please sirf 3 4 din morning 4 baje Khao pio aur uske baad saam 7 baje Khao aur Pani pio imandari se. 14 se 15 hours ka hota hai. Kasam se 4 din me hi hosh thikane lag jayega
Bhaii jab pata nhi dusro ki bareme , tab baat maat kar , misinformation q de rha h yaha pe
Ae confusion na ho is liye hee 1947 ko Bharat ka tukda hua aur aap logo ko Pakistan mila tha owaisi saab..
Sabhi ka khun samil hai yaha ki mitti me , kisi k baap ka Hindustan thodi hai !
@@sahilakhtar06
Haan ji pata hai.. Hinduvon ne azaad desh ke liye lade aur muslamaano ne alag desh ke liye..
Angrez ki chaddi
Abe usne Hindu tejasavi or Rahul gandhi ko bola ....musalamano ko nahi...Galat bol rha hai...yahi log bhadgate hai...aise logo ko
Navratri me Muslims k chicken shop aur mutton shop band karwaye the BJP ne us baat pe bol rhe hai owaisi saab samaja naa...
@yasinjamadar9046 why you cry for this....
@@globaltraders7746 nice joke bro 🤣🤣🤣
Woh bhi just example batare jandu
Tum kuch bhi kaho, Bharat hindu ka hai, hamare hisab se chalna padega
Tu Hindustan mai hai...Naki pakistan
Kiske jaydaat mein nahi mila hindusthan
Kya Hindustan tumhari Amma ke(Jahej) me mila hai kya
@@manirulmandal561 converted ko kyahi jawab du...Tu to apne dharm ka na ho saka...Desh ka kahi hoga😂😂
Wo bat sahi hai Ladki se jyada hijda jyada matak ke chalta hai
Hindustan me Hindus bhi hai mostly chicken mutton most of the Hindus khate to bhejde Pakistan unlog ko bhi. Sab ka teka leke hai na tu
Hindustan secular desh hai samjha lo du
Jhoote ke samarthak saare jhoote
Suaro ki tarah khake fasting ki baat karte hai 😂😂
Vishnu ke avatar ko kyu bol raha hai
Muslman ki 2 eid hy
Inse gareeb fayada uthte hy
Hinduvo ki ek eid bataye jisse gareebo ki fayada huti hy
@@daily_updates__4500 ghanta fayda...itna hi fayda hota to aaj gareebi se uper uth jate...
Hamare yaha Eid jaisa koi tyohaar nhi hota na hi hume chahiye
Hamare yaha gareebo ka fayda acche tyoharo se hota hai ...jaise
Diwali
Makar sankranti
Holi
Pongal
Ram Navami
Dashehra
Nav Ratri
Hindu Nav varsh/ guddi padva
Aur bahot se tyohaar hai....khushiya batne ke bahot Karan hai hamare paas...
Bss dusre janvaro ko janvaro ki tarah khake Khushi nhi manate hai hum
@@dekhrahahaibinod9384 anpadh neech....
Vo varah avtar hai....Qur'an ko chor manushya ban Varna janvar hi rahega
SUWAR K POOJARI TO TUM HO....😂
Woh to theek h. TV pe shavd alag hote hain. Baki apni constituency main police hatane ko bolte hain.
Pm owesi ko bana ko ki modi is ke age fel he engilis me
Aur halala karvane mein bhi modi ji inke aage fel hai
Theek to bola
Inka allahtala chinese soldires ke aagey g jhukata hai fir aagey badhta hai
This is Hindustan not Pakistan
Baki countries ki tarah hume hawai kitaab jalani hogi...aur newzealand mein ek aadmi ne mosque mein jake jo bahaduri dikhayi thi hume usi tarah act karna chahiye
Ramazan mey 30 DIN jo kartey ho tum log usko fasting nahi hota hey .
Sun rise Aur sun set ke baad dabaake kaatey ho uska kya
Acha tu ekbaar rehke dikha de fir samjh me ayega or tu hume kya batayga tumlog to khud upbas mein thoos thoos ke khaate ho hum to baad mein khaate hai lekin tum to upbas ke bich mei hi khaate ho 😂
Wo log ka pichwara se pad nikal jayage. 😅
Piles toh tumlogo ka jyada hota hai!😂
Subha nahi khate raat me double khate hai
bhooka nahi rehta din main kilo kilo khata na suraj ugne se pehle phir se suraj doobne ke baad dabake khate na..tho upvas thoda hi hao 😂
Abe khaa pike upbas rakhne waalo hume bolte hue Sharm nhi aata 😂 thoda to Sharm krle jahil insaan😂
Phir humare yha bhi kartik hote h phir aap roo doge vha
Or roje m subh sham dba kr pelte ho 😂
Yeh I saw my friend do so. They eat till midnight and wake up to eat again on 5.00am
@@udomshukul3383 exactly, dusri baat pm ne non veg khane valo ko bola Muslims ko ni hindu bhi non veg khate h
Kitne din ka hota hai? Or isme kya kya kha sakte Hain or kya nahi?
@@Alex-ym4bs 30 days with only water. Kch log bina pani k bhi rhte h
@@shobhittripathi4266 to isme fark kahan hai ,musalman bhi to rakhte hi hai hain 30 din or wo bhi bina Pani ke 15 se 16 ghante India me
30 दिन बिना खाए रहते हो क्या और हम नहीं खाते नवरात्रि में।कुछ बोला नहीं दरबारी 😅😅
Aur sham kae baad thua oo.... fasting nahi hai
Newzealand mein ek Christian ne mosque mein bahot swagat 🎉 kiya sabka....
Hume bhi aisa karna hoga
Tum kayaro ki tarah hi waar kar sakte ho betaa...teri baato se saabit hogya😂😂😂😂
@@mominmudassir7225ISLAM EK MUTNE WALA DHARAM
@@surajkumar-jf5xq aur tera Moot peene wala dharam..😄😄😄 gobar khanne wala
@@surajkumar-jf5xq haan aur us moot ko tum log khud jamke peete ho , tum logon ke liye hamaara moot Amrit hai.
Ek baat samjho tum Hind bhoomi pe ho. Bharat ki sanskriti he sanatan hai toh ye faltu baatein daal ke kyu views divert karke logon ko aggresive karna?
Abe tumlog humesha yeh kyu kehte ho yeh desh sirf Hindu ne azaad nhi Kara tha jo sirf hind bhoomi bolta hai pehle jaake history padhle thoda fir baat krne aana
4 baje subah ,shaam 6 baje bhi mat khayo
Ramzan me kya mushkil hain
6.00Am se pehle pelo maze maze
6.00pm ke baar phir pelo maze maze
Mushkil hai esa kisne bola ❓👀 usne bola tum tumhaare raste ham hamare raste.।। Aql houti to samj jaate itni simple si baat khair no offense 🤝
Jiske liye itna upwas rakhte ho wo khud padha rehta hai chaddar odke😂
Jaahil houne ka proof dene ke liye shukriya bro😂 vaise bata dun ki jiski tum baat kar rahe ho Muslims unke liye rouza nahi rakhte 🤝👀
Agar too gos khana chhod de to mai bhi 30 din bina khaye piye rah lunga👍👍👍👍☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️
Or pura desh rah lega
Right sir
😂😂