No, don’t apologize for shopping episodes. Do more of them. Bookkeeping Goons. Start a company that organizes dungeoneering expeditions and do detailed spreadsheets for it. Have the Goons go on a long expeditions under the city and keep detailed track of all equipment and resources. Hire teams of NPC adventurers to go on expeditions on the company’s behalf and keep track of their profits and equipment too. Feed my bookkeeper addiction.
My DM told me "I want you to basically do real estate, take out a loan and do spreadsheets of your profits, if you do this I'll give you something special." and Idk if I'm happy about it.
@@Andri474 It's simulationist gameplay my friend. Oregon Trail was popular for a reason. Add a fantasy element, some more personal stories around the characters, and sick fantasy combat action now and again and you have a campaign that can appeal to a lot of people, though not necessarily everyone.
A shopper keeper One shot is like the perfect format for a streamer colab. Guests come in to buy or sell items, and the situation escalates into insanity as player goals collide.
I just realized that this Party Demoness is the same Party Demoness that hangs out with LazerPig and those guys. It is now my goal to make a complication that involves a giant drunk pig shouting in a heavy Scottish accent about the relative weakness of the Chainsaw Car while shooting lasers from his eyes.
Wait you mean the lazerpig? The lord and savior of tank rants? The sexy hunk of man that was unleashed inti the tank museum and was told to do your thing???? Good guy tbh met him at the museum when he was there
@@overlordcacius Bremblo IS chaos. He constitutes the very fabric of absurdity in life, and due to the setting's and players' nature, now inhabits every point in real space occupied by avocados and products+dishes made of said buttery goodness. "Eat the 'cado, become the Bremblo."
A idea came to mind should the Doges return. Should the party return to Diamond Hands they will find his shop and him torn to bits. His death was slow and brutal, the small gnolls without the wizard's mental guidance had gone feral. Eating the Diamond Hands not ot of revenge but because he was food and in their territory. These survivors become a gang after who will trade your coin for your life.
Seeing Froggy playing an investigator is such a wild ride as someone who started PF as a cave-climber kobold investigator as well because I just keep going "oh my god you can do that?" into "oh my god, she can't do that?" and I love it, go Beetle go, be the best investigator you can be, don't you worry, all of us kobolds roll poorly, I think it's a species trait or something.
Re: the "discrimination" against folks who listen instead of watch NarrDec shows, as someone who frequently does listen instead of watch even during the livestreams due to needing to have my eyes closed thanks to migraines, y'all are great at making sure listeners don't miss too much of the content besides the amazing art. I can follow the stories just fine. 👍🏻
Heart showed his inner Murderhobo this ep, folded that man like a cheap soda can I'm not sure if giving the kobold a large firearm will be hilarious or horrific but I look forward to either.
I was hopein they would "knock" on the door with the tyrant mage. Oh it didnt open "knock" a little harder, and just progressively knock harder each time.
I think Diamondhands is beneath Bloatus' notice, and he knows it. The narrative seems to have declared that the Rotgoons are still pretty small-time compared to our destined band of chucklefucks...
I've loved watching through these. I hope Froggy reads her class abilities at some point, no one does devise a stratagem right. He's never used the free action or the skill aspect even once, but both are huge parts of the main ability of the class.
I assume Beetle is the size of a Skaven. Knowing that, how can he use a jezail by himself? These are pretty long weapons, not something a small creature would carry around and fire like it's nothing. But since you have it, I think it would at least make sense to give Beetle a bipod or something to help with shooting the thing.
So, just looked a few things up. The Skaven Warplock Jezzail is based on the real life Jezail, but with an absurdly exaggerated length. The real life Jezail (and thus the p2e version) is similar in length to a Kentucky rifle, which is perfectly usable by a small or medium humanoid, though may be comically unwieldy for a small character, which sounds about right for Beetle.
I forgot how silly these Goons can be while still moving forward with the plot 👍Their attempt at subterfuge was frickin' hilarious and I'd love to see that Tyrant returning 😂 Also, don't worry, every activity, including shopping, done by you is entertaining and funny; for the algorithm!
Beetle taking a Tyant's Guild member's word at face value really makes me wonder how this little kobold has survived this long living in the city.
Beetle is protected by the gods in order to act as an anchor for the rot
No, don’t apologize for shopping episodes. Do more of them. Bookkeeping Goons. Start a company that organizes dungeoneering expeditions and do detailed spreadsheets for it. Have the Goons go on a long expeditions under the city and keep detailed track of all equipment and resources. Hire teams of NPC adventurers to go on expeditions on the company’s behalf and keep track of their profits and equipment too. Feed my bookkeeper addiction.
My DM told me "I want you to basically do real estate, take out a loan and do spreadsheets of your profits, if you do this I'll give you something special." and Idk if I'm happy about it.
How did you make bureaucracy sound cool? I have no idea if I should be impressed or disgusted.
@@Andri474 It's simulationist gameplay my friend. Oregon Trail was popular for a reason. Add a fantasy element, some more personal stories around the characters, and sick fantasy combat action now and again and you have a campaign that can appeal to a lot of people, though not necessarily everyone.
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A shopper keeper One shot is like the perfect format for a streamer colab. Guests come in to buy or sell items, and the situation escalates into insanity as player goals collide.
Giving the TYRANTS guild guards backstories and trying to guilt trip the players/chat is my favorite bit.
ATGAB
I just realized that this Party Demoness is the same Party Demoness that hangs out with LazerPig and those guys.
It is now my goal to make a complication that involves a giant drunk pig shouting in a heavy Scottish accent about the relative weakness of the Chainsaw Car while shooting lasers from his eyes.
Wait you mean the lazerpig? The lord and savior of tank rants? The sexy hunk of man that was unleashed inti the tank museum and was told to do your thing???? Good guy tbh met him at the museum when he was there
'is this legal?' 'what are you, a cop?'
Beetle (running down the street): I HAVE A GUN!!
Me : **Slow, building belly-laugh.**
Gray: What do you have there
Beetle: A gun
Gray: NOOOOOOOO
We need a wand of minor wild magic. Just for laughs. Think wabajack from Elder Scrolls 4 but rotgrind world themed. Have it's patron be Crawdadimus.
Skagzag is that you?
Bremblo is literally a God of chaos.
Stay in your lane shellfish lover.
@@overlordcacius Bremblo would be a random chance summon.
@@overlordcacius
Bremblo IS chaos. He constitutes the very fabric of absurdity in life, and due to the setting's and players' nature, now inhabits every point in real space occupied by avocados and products+dishes made of said buttery goodness.
"Eat the 'cado, become the Bremblo."
you mean skyrim V /skyrim 5
YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE GAZEBOS IN THE DUNGEON.
Clappers. Also I like how Diamond Hands' accent constantly waffles between sounding kind of like a Cajun accent and kind of like a Mexican one.
I thought he had more of a Star wars Watto Accent
Reminds me of Macho Man Randy Savage
@@marinribaric9749 The Unholy Union, Watto Man Randy Savage
@@Chaoticspacelord Yeah that's probably what Zoran was going for lol. I didn't make the connection for some reason.
We call it Cajican
A idea came to mind should the Doges return. Should the party return to Diamond Hands they will find his shop and him torn to bits. His death was slow and brutal, the small gnolls without the wizard's mental guidance had gone feral. Eating the Diamond Hands not ot of revenge but because he was food and in their territory. These survivors become a gang after who will trade your coin for your life.
No the Doges return as crystal infused monsters but their only compulsion is to deface every coin they find.
That would also be funny.
Feral Gnolls roaming the streets of Outset
Seeing Froggy playing an investigator is such a wild ride as someone who started PF as a cave-climber kobold investigator as well because I just keep going "oh my god you can do that?" into "oh my god, she can't do that?" and I love it, go Beetle go, be the best investigator you can be, don't you worry, all of us kobolds roll poorly, I think it's a species trait or something.
“Exclude earndil” I knew salty was my favorite but damn 😂
Re: the "discrimination" against folks who listen instead of watch NarrDec shows, as someone who frequently does listen instead of watch even during the livestreams due to needing to have my eyes closed thanks to migraines, y'all are great at making sure listeners don't miss too much of the content besides the amazing art. I can follow the stories just fine. 👍🏻
Oh yes, the amount of "for podcast listeners" descriptions present in Narrative Declaration is through the roof.
Heart showed his inner Murderhobo this ep, folded that man like a cheap soda can
I'm not sure if giving the kobold a large firearm will be hilarious or horrific but I look forward to either.
I was hopein they would "knock" on the door with the tyrant mage. Oh it didnt open "knock" a little harder, and just progressively knock harder each time.
Is Dimondhands stepping in on bloatus' turf.
I think Diamondhands is beneath Bloatus' notice, and he knows it. The narrative seems to have declared that the Rotgoons are still pretty small-time compared to our destined band of chucklefucks...
That opening fan art? Just think of them.
I've loved watching through these. I hope Froggy reads her class abilities at some point, no one does devise a stratagem right. He's never used the free action or the skill aspect even once, but both are huge parts of the main ability of the class.
1:32:30 "Affects those with magic" Tellem leans in "Yes?"
Yay! My complication was used properly , unlike in rotgrind when bitchslap 2.0 was misused.😂
10/10 would panic slap TF outta Hadar again
@@Kabhaal Good
The big diamond hand dude reminds me of gecko moria
Reminds me more of the Millennium Earl than Gecko Moria
@@tepheris8138 whose that?
D. Gray Man villain
I feel personally attacked by the Bear! I was playing XIV when he called us out! At least I'm watching the VOD :P
I love Restaurant to Another World.
2:44:47 I can’t believe he can shed to heal
27:44 Final Fantasy 1 shop theme should play.
(*sadly shakes head*) Doges should have killed Diamondhands when they had the chance like i suggested.
I assume Beetle is the size of a Skaven. Knowing that, how can he use a jezail by himself? These are pretty long weapons, not something a small creature would carry around and fire like it's nothing. But since you have it, I think it would at least make sense to give Beetle a bipod or something to help with shooting the thing.
So, just looked a few things up. The Skaven Warplock Jezzail is based on the real life Jezail, but with an absurdly exaggerated length. The real life Jezail (and thus the p2e version) is similar in length to a Kentucky rifle, which is perfectly usable by a small or medium humanoid, though may be comically unwieldy for a small character, which sounds about right for Beetle.
@@danielstarky7590
Alright, fair enough.
Diamond Hands reminds me of the Demon's Souls fat official.
Exactly, like a slightly more demonic version of them.
Mielves Episode when?
I forgot how silly these Goons can be while still moving forward with the plot 👍Their attempt at subterfuge was frickin' hilarious and I'd love to see that Tyrant returning 😂
Also, don't worry, every activity, including shopping, done by you is entertaining and funny; for the algorithm!
I sure would love to interact via chat. If only I didn't have a job with zero internet access.
2:47:35 Did Zoran just Mr.Piccolo Heart?
2:12:59 Truly a comedy of errors.
I taught if beetle didn’t use their roll there was no penalty since there was no attack?
Think of them.
Rotgoonies time
Back gooning i see.
where the fuck did youtube autoplay take me last night
GOHAN, WHY WON’T YOU DODGE!
They must pay for Jarretth
There are 3 words I don’t understand
Mall
Ninja
And Shit
Tbh i watch these while at work
Ech, shopping
ECH!
Why the hell does ech translate into ME!, SHOPPING
tf is this autoplay
first