7:12 Eddie: "I don't even believe in Jesus, he's not even here! He's gone!" Cthulhu on the other track: * DESPERATELY TRIES NOT TO DRAW ATTENTION TO SELF *
I honestly love the fact that the modifier for Cthulhu is that he’s coming to fight you, because in the method Cthulhu is completely indifferent and kills people because they’re in his way and he regards them as insects, so what would someone have to do to PISS CTHULHU OFF?!
I think the reason it’s “first or second” world tour for Jesus is that if you believe in him it’s the second world tour (the first being from 4 bc to 29 ad) and if you don’t believe in him it’s his first world tour
I can guarantee you that Elliot's "Evil Ex"'s name starts with at least a D, or a De- sound. You can see the fear in Elliot's eyes the first few seconds of when Tom "FUCK YOU, DEBORAH" before he realizes Tom said the wrong name at 9:46
Old Tumblr Fandoms need to get it together and decide on a head canon for their character. Yes, you reading this, I did call religions “old tumblr fandoms”. You know I’m 100% right.
@@garylevine3521 Basically the deal is that all the holy books are written by committee like fan wikis and Jesus never formally claimed to be the Chosen One, but he accepted that some people thought he was. After he died, the Christianity Fandom decided that he was definitely the Chosen One and updated their wiki accordingly with a final draft of their fan-cannon being published 100+ years afterwards. The Judaism Fandom denies that Jesus was the Chosen One and says that the Christianity Wiki is wrong. To my understanding, The Islam Fandom also doesn’t believe that The Chosen One has been born, but they worship A Chosen One who had powers more like prior Chosen Ones.
I don't know why but I can't help but want to put my arms around Tom. He looks like he could give the best comforting hugs and will make you smile no matter how he's feeling.
The lottery ticket/one percent trolley problem was a double bind. If you crush your lottery ticket, you don't get to redeem it, but if you kill the one percent the person who ran the lottery can't redeem your ticket.
All of the happiness and laughter built up inside abruptly left me every time that poor fish appeard in the transition ;-; this video was a rollercoaster of feelings, AND NOW I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL
David Staffen He said that he isn’t old enough to have a cult yet and he’ll break out of containment when he become more powerful with time, now he’s fine with playing video games for a while
@@ilexdiapason Oh right, I forgot about her; my bad. It's unfortunate that it's mostly all white guys in the 1%, surprised Explosm tried to diversify it.
@@samtherat6 yeah ik they probably didn't think about the link between wealth/power/class and race/sex etc which suggests they're on the, ahem, more societally approved side of that spectrum
I mean, cthulhu was hit by a boat and all that happened was he exploded into smoke and immediately started to reform back. Meanwhile, Jesus would probably understand if you had to make the decision to kill him.
He met him once that’s why he believes Ya see… He was feeling bored and kinda horny, figured he’d pick up a book He found the necronomicon and thought that he should take a look He did the dance and did the dance and much to his surprise Out came an ancient deity with tentacles and glowing eyes He poured some wine and said let’s have some fun **censored**
But... But being an atheist doesn't mean denying the existence of historical figures even as badly represented as Jesus, but instead means not believing in the existence of any god, such as, well, Cthulu. YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG
The results would still be the same, if he believed Jesus was "just a guy" and Cthulhu didn't exist, surely he would run over his evil twin instead of the other side
I went into a store for board & card games recently, and it was such a surreal experience to see the other Cyanide & Happiness game, and 'Million Dollars, But...' from Rooster Teeth. I don't think I could've seen 'Muffin Time' yet, but it'll be incredible to see it join the ranks one day, I'm excited for it
I just realized I have the exact same Ditto plush that’s sitting on the top shelf. He stays in my kitchen on the kitchen table and my grandma calls him the Table Buddy
7:12 Eddie: "I don't even believe in Jesus, he's not even here! He's gone!"
Cthulhu on the other track: * DESPERATELY TRIES NOT TO DRAW ATTENTION TO SELF *
I think the point was that Jesus is just "some guy" in Eddie's eyes.
@@Barlakopofai Cthulhu is also some guy in my eyes
Oliwier Bober he is just a big tentacle man
Cthulu is our lord and savior
Explicationmark C he’s just the thing from the hentai tentacles who got tired of his job and is on a holiday.
I honestly love the fact that the modifier for Cthulhu is that he’s coming to fight you, because in the method Cthulhu is completely indifferent and kills people because they’re in his way and he regards them as insects, so what would someone have to do to PISS CTHULHU OFF?!
Say that Maggie really did shoot Mr. Burns?
Put the milk before the cereal
some absolutely wicked shit i presume
Misspell it Chtulhu
Ever had a bug in your house? Well…
I think the reason it’s “first or second” world tour for Jesus is that if you believe in him it’s the second world tour (the first being from 4 bc to 29 ad) and if you don’t believe in him it’s his first world tour
See tom, it wasnt that complicated
See tom, it wasnt that complicated
But for me he doesn’t exist
spike blake the common belief is that Jesus actually was born before the year 0 and that the counting for years is off because of that
And also Jewish people
Now that's a shirt, Tom. You've said several things so far, but I've heard none of them because I can only see that shirt. Keep it up
You don’t need ur eyes to hear
@@frama1122 with just how powerful that shirt is, you have to admit that it takes at least 2 senses to really take it in
It's like a Christmas lightning storm
What
Kinda reminds me of a bus seat
It'd be cool if the definition of 'dead' was actually 'not alive'
Damnit
History Egg
are you .....
My son.?
it is logically illegal to define things using negation, there are a few other laws regarding how to define things
Hez
You're fun
History Egg even better if it was “actually not alive”
and alive means "not dead"
I wouldn't describe "killing your own Grandma" as an "oppurtunity" Tom.
Depends on the grandma.
But he would
Grandma is in the hospital AGAIN!
I've just started and glanced at this comment. I'm really looking forward to this
It's CameraLizard!
For once Tom isn't sat in the middle the entire time.
Grammar
@@beach_doggo9875 indeed
"But you hate yourself, that would be a quick out for you"
- Eddie
2 years later, Eddie killed the Queen with a trolley.
The switch from “I don’t think I have any evil exes” to “I have 1 evil ex” had me in stitches
I can guarantee you that Elliot's "Evil Ex"'s name starts with at least a D, or a De- sound. You can see the fear in Elliot's eyes the first few seconds of when Tom "FUCK YOU, DEBORAH" before he realizes Tom said the wrong name at 9:46
It might just be that he was shocked that Tom said that so suddenly, eddy also has a shocked face when Tom said it
@@eyebrawlfan5201 let me live
@@eyebrawlfan5201 Skylanders fans rise up
@@carbinked Skylanders was fun, Ghost Roaster and Eye-Brawl were my favourites.
"I'm athiest. Jesus get outttaa heeeere heck yeah. Anyway yeah so I'll just fight Cthulhu."
Cthulhu isnt god he is senpai
cthulhu is not a god its just a very big horribly mutated squid.
Cthulhu is just a vessel for nyarlathotep, who is just azathoth's self insert OC, if nyarlathotep has appeared reality is destroyed anyway
@@cosmicgenesis1581Cthulhu isn't a god he's just a very naughty boy
I just gotta say I love the shirt Tom is wearing.
I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate Tom on his excellent shirt.
Linde E he does look vv stylish
I feel that Eddie didn't quite get it when he placed his first modifier
I think he may have realized it was a lost cause, and just tried to make it even worse
@@TSKyanite yeah, he's just chaotic neutral
Only the highest quality transitional elements for the boys
What is that thing?
@@NOTSCP-rz2qj pufferfish
@@tomowen3676 thunks!
It's Jesus's first or second world tour because Christians think he's already had one and Jewish people think Christ hasn't come yet.
Kai Baker I’m Christian but really only because I believe in Jesus and god but don’t exactly believe in most of the stuff in the bible
@@forever.rendeavor Same
Old Tumblr Fandoms need to get it together and decide on a head canon for their character.
Yes, you reading this, I did call religions “old tumblr fandoms”.
You know I’m 100% right.
@@garylevine3521
Basically the deal is that all the holy books are written by committee like fan wikis and Jesus never formally claimed to be the Chosen One, but he accepted that some people thought he was. After he died, the Christianity Fandom decided that he was definitely the Chosen One and updated their wiki accordingly with a final draft of their fan-cannon being published 100+ years afterwards. The Judaism Fandom denies that Jesus was the Chosen One and says that the Christianity Wiki is wrong.
To my understanding, The Islam Fandom also doesn’t believe that The Chosen One has been born, but they worship A Chosen One who had powers more like prior Chosen Ones.
Glad Tom found his childhood pajamas
Made me lol hard. Thank you
My favourite bit was when Eddie tried to convince Tom to kill himself...
Elliot: “I have one evil ex”
Me: Sammy Paul!
Sorry Sammy I’m soORRY!!
Is thus a ship I'm unaware of?
Sara more....a dumb joke ✌🏻
That little bit at the beginning where they accidentally synced their voices was really cool and sounded like a robotic announcer
8:03 aged like fine wine
I mean she was gonna die eventually
I don't know why but I can't help but want to put my arms around Tom. He looks like he could give the best comforting hugs and will make you smile no matter how he's feeling.
Eddie's line of thought: don't worry guys so long as we don't believe in them they can't hurt us
Welcome back to Content my dudes
It is Tuesday my dudes
@@kilroy7506AaAaaAaAAhhaahH
Can the #CONTENT cannon be that every time a swear is censored it's just a sheep beeping?
I think a farting butt would really catch on 😂
At cthulhu's "it touches kids" I lost it
looking at those hairlines is like seeing the ghosts of past, future and present of my own hairline ... feels bad man
Please release a 2 hour version of this. I love this so much
Watching this after the Queen died… 8:01
Elliot: I have one Evil Ex
Me: DEBRA!
Ah yes, the trolly problem. My favorite.
"That's just christianity"
Me trying not to cry
Elliot: No Evil Ex
Tom: I mean they're probably not watching.
Elliot One Evil Ex.
I heavily dislike the sound that the transitional element makes.
ik like what is it
@@heyitsmeobama4335 its a pufferfish gagging on a carrot
Eugh
*eUGh*
ÆÜGH
5:44 the whole right side is the plot of the mandela catalogue.
The lottery ticket/one percent trolley problem was a double bind. If you crush your lottery ticket, you don't get to redeem it, but if you kill the one percent the person who ran the lottery can't redeem your ticket.
I enjoy the fact that Tom played both Jesus and Cthulhu and STILL managed to lose
Eddie: Jesus isn’t real
Eddie five seconds later: so that means I’m just running over my evil twin
Wow, really? You watched that video too??
Tuesday is like a religious holiday for me now.
All of the happiness and laughter built up inside abruptly left me every time that poor fish appeard in the transition ;-; this video was a rollercoaster of feelings, AND NOW I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL
Elliot, the guardian of the two poles, wants money, hates reach people, the perfect balance
0:07 Less than 10 seconds in and we already got dem screams
Elliot: you weren’t there you were dead
Tom: technical not alive yet
Eddie: wah I don’t wa-waaa-huuuh
"A veritable trolley Problem of justice"-Butterwater Queen
is it percy?
The fact, that the hair of toms dad in the card looks exactly like toms real hair are more a thing that the character might be toms dad!
Tom screaming at Eddy was the most terrifying thing I’ve seen.
The funny thing about Cthulhu is that in the original short story, he was killed by a boat. Honestly, Eddie in a trolley could probably take him.
this... didnt age so well 7:55
The introduce cathulhu in this and someone said "he could be a nice guy" followed by "nooooo".... oh ya then explain this SCP-2662
cthulhu not cathulhu, SCP-2662 is not the real cthulhu he is a guy in disguise.
@@Superbug-tf8zyI had read though that SCP and there wasn't any indication of him being a fake.
Also thanks for the spell check
David Staffen
No he's still evil, he's just isn't old enough to do that yet
@@sammysaito529 I'm sorry what?
David Staffen
He said that he isn’t old enough to have a cult yet and he’ll break out of containment when he become more powerful with time, now he’s fine with playing video games for a while
Whenever someone asks me a dumb question, I just start answering them by saying “Well, Elliot”
7:14 “I don’t believe in Jesus so he’s not even here”
Meanwhile he’s going to fight Cthulhu
Pov: you check newest on comments to see anyone saying about queen death
8:20
Super bold of them to put a WOC in the 1 percent.
uuuuuuhhhhhh
it's oprah
@@ilexdiapason Oh right, I forgot about her; my bad. It's unfortunate that it's mostly all white guys in the 1%, surprised Explosm tried to diversify it.
@@samtherat6 yeah ik they probably didn't think about the link between wealth/power/class and race/sex etc which suggests they're on the, ahem, more societally approved side of that spectrum
@@ilexdiapason link?
I love how Eddie just has an existential crisis
I mean, cthulhu was hit by a boat and all that happened was he exploded into smoke and immediately started to reform back. Meanwhile, Jesus would probably understand if you had to make the decision to kill him.
Elliot running over the queen hits different now
Eddie removing Jesus because he doesn't exists implies that he does believe in Cthulu
He met him once that’s why he believes
Ya see…
He was feeling bored and kinda horny, figured he’d pick up a book
He found the necronomicon and thought that he should take a look
He did the dance and did the dance and much to his surprise
Out came an ancient deity with tentacles and glowing eyes
He poured some wine and said let’s have some fun
**censored**
Rewatching this after the queen died. Makes that 1% card a bit worse
You mean better.
Well.. This aged well didnt it
But... But being an atheist doesn't mean denying the existence of historical figures even as badly represented as Jesus, but instead means not believing in the existence of any god, such as, well, Cthulu.
YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG
The results would still be the same, if he believed Jesus was "just a guy" and Cthulhu didn't exist, surely he would run over his evil twin instead of the other side
Tom predicted the queens death
I like how on the first prompt Tom has the same hair style as his "dad" 1:52
0:00 that voice break tho
cthulhu coming to fight you is like the reason you destroy a fire ant nest after one bites you
Can't believe first round Eddie thought it was a good idea to put Tom's pets on Elliot's side to kill like that was such a terrible play 😂
The parents on the night they conceived me? RUN THEM OVER RUN THEM OVER RUN THEM OVER
The peeping Tom is peeping on Tom while Tom is a peeping on the peeping Tom
*But I am Tom...*
Favorite line of this year! XD
I just lost my grandma in August, and I'm not big on dark humor. Yet here I am, laughing my ass off.
I was shown your summer in the city picture today why Tom just why
???
I love the way Eddie just throws the Jesus card over Tom's back.
8:20 just realised how much quicker Scott pilgrim would’ve been if all the ex’s had just been run over.
These are way too funny! I wish the videos were longer
We played this game in our last philosophy class. Never will I forget the moment, when utilitarianism was used to argue in favor of robo-hitler.
Play more, this was hilarious
0:01 voice crack
5:52 Cthulhu is a skein that controls humanity
8:48 "It's called closure, getting a chance to kill your Grandma... like we all want to", this is Sigmund Freud logic right here.
6:36 multi-track drifting
"But that's just Christianity anyways!" - Love it!
I went into a store for board & card games recently, and it was such a surreal experience to see the other Cyanide & Happiness game, and 'Million Dollars, But...' from Rooster Teeth. I don't think I could've seen 'Muffin Time' yet, but it'll be incredible to see it join the ranks one day, I'm excited for it
This video makes me want to buy this game, but also made me realise I have no friends that would want to play this game :(
in killing the 1%, elliot has become it. truly a dark day
I wish this video was like an hour long
The Queen is no longer there
9:34 You decided to kill your grandma AND the (beloved) queen for money???
Yes I was just looking for something to watch
6:00 fuck, didn't expect to get burned so bad. XD
Neither did women in the 1600s
I'm not sure that trolley would kill Cthulhu.
I just realized I have the exact same Ditto plush that’s sitting on the top shelf. He stays in my kitchen on the kitchen table and my grandma calls him the Table Buddy
2:40 The cards on the right look like Irwin is peeping at peeping Tom.
“Compromsed Christ” is far funnier to me than I think it should be
0:35
Tom: So, let's *belch* play it!
Elliot: *W O W*
1:22 *smol prub*
7:23
Tom: *unbelievably belches*
5:55 Tom: *OOOOOOOOH*
Eddie and Elliot: black shirts
Toms shirt: zap
TomSka and C&H
Combining powers
*They are inevitable*
Gotta love how Eddie in the first round helped Elliot by putting Toms Animals on Elliots track...Why does this happen so often in this game?
I have been waiting for this all day
Awww I want another episode of that now, felt too short D: !
coming back to this because "jesus could just kill you" is one of the best responses to anything.